I'll start:
"WARNING!
You appear to be incompatible with:
THE WORLD"
-The World of Goo Corporation
World of Goo
"They say money makes the world go 'round, and what comes around, goes around."
~Rover Animal Crossing
That's one of my favorite video game quotes :p
See my sig, guess the game ^^. Gears of War had some great quotes as well:
Damon Baird: Hi boys!
Marcus Fenix: [looks down to see Cole and Baird in the sewers] I could smell you guys from a mile away.
Damon Baird: Hey, why don't you come down here and join us? There's room for one more! It's a fucking party down here!
Kim: Alpha, this is Delta, we have visual on your position.
Damon Baird: We'd like to have your ammo on our position right now!
Kim: Roger that, sit tight.
Haha, I'm dedicating an entire post to Fawful. That guy is comedy gold.
"I HAVE FURY!"
"I HAVE CHORTLES!"
"Your lives that I spit on are now but a caricature of a cartoon drawn by a kid who is stupid!"
"Beef? I am lacking in beef. Fawful is beefless."
"Bah! Now is when the talking stops! I do not have time to stop and smell foul roses such as you!"
"You have energy like an angry little battery with no friends."
"Your strongest enemies will fold like napkins who are crying!"
"Lucky hits will shower down like a happy waterfall! You will have such fury!"
"Fawful scattered your minions like litter from a sad, ugly cat. Are you wanting to hear them? For they are on the TV show. The TV show of your tears!"
"Now is when I ram you."
"Bowser! Meet... FURY OF FAWFUL!"
- All from Fawful, Mario and Luigi: Superstar Saga/Bowser's Inside Story
Unless you guys weren't talking funny. In which case ignore this.
From Mass effect 1:
"rumours are like herpes, once you have them, you might as well spread it around. -Harkin.
As far as I can remember from LOZ:TP:
"Okay, that was another Light Bug down for the count. We had to sacrifice somebody's house to get them, but that's the way the cookie crumbles, right?"
- Midna
"Raawwwrrgh!
My powers...gone...
My empire...shrinking...
My huge cake... Never got a slice..."
-Bowser, Super Mario Galaxy 2
Navi: "HEY, LISTEN!"
"BUY SOMETHIN' WILL YA?"
-Shopkeeper, The Legend of Zelda
"Thank you Mario! But our princess is in another castle!"
-Toad, Super Mario Bros.
"I'M OVER HERE!"
"LOOK AT ME! I'M DANCIN', I'M DANCIN'"
-CL4P-TP(aka Clap Trap), Borderlands
“It makes me so mad! We build your houses, your castles. We pave your roads, and still you walk all over us. Do you ever say thank you? No! Well, you're not going to wipe your feet on me! (...)â€
â€"Whomp King, Super Mario 64
Mario proceeds to wipe his butt on Whomp King's back.
Don't forget the bit after the battle too:
"I won't gravel... er, grovel."
-Whomp King
"This is my grandson. He's been your rival since you both were babies. ...Erm, what was his name now?"
-Professor Oak, Pokemon Red/Blue/Yellow/FireRed?LeafGreen
lol he can't remember his grandson's name... I always found that funny.
"cycling road is only for bicycles"
- cycling road secretary person thingy in pokemon platinum.
"Welcome to our Pokemon Center! We heal your Pokemon back to full health! Shall we heal your Pokemon?"
(player chooses "Heal")
"OK. We'll need your Pokemon."
*ding, ding, ding-ding-ding!*
"Thank you! Your Pokemon are fighting fit!" (pause) "We hope to see you again!"
-Nurse, Pokemon Red/Blue.
Does it strike you as ominous that she says "We hope to see you again!"?
...Does she want your Pokemon hurt? o.o
I always loved that. She wants you to injure your pokemon because its good business. Oh wait, healing is completely free. That means she just plain evil.
Quote from: SlowPokemon on July 03, 2010, 10:59:22 AMHaha, I'm dedicating an entire post to Fawful. That guy is comedy gold.
"I HAVE FURY!"
"I HAVE CHORTLES!"
"Your lives that I spit on are now but a caricature of a cartoon drawn by a kid who is stupid!"
"Beef? I am lacking in beef. Fawful is beefless."
"Bah! Now is when the talking stops! I do not have time to stop and smell foul roses such as you!"
"You have energy like an angry little battery with no friends."
"Your strongest enemies will fold like napkins who are crying!"
"Lucky hits will shower down like a happy waterfall! You will have such fury!"
"Fawful scattered your minions like litter from a sad, ugly cat. Are you wanting to hear them? For they are on the TV show. The TV show of your tears!"
"Now is when I ram you."
"Bowser! Meet... FURY OF FAWFUL!"
- All from Fawful, Mario and Luigi: Superstar Saga/Bowser's Inside Story
Unless you guys weren't talking funny. In which case ignore this.
You forgot the best one.
"Such excitement, like a pie full of wow!"
As for one of my favorites :
"The miracle never happened. Maybe it was never meant to. Because a miracle is something that doesn't exist." - Phoenix Wright : Justice For All, when you get the bad ending.
(after being thrown out of bounds) "You must fight with honor! It's against the rules to throw the king out of the ring!"
-Big Bob-omb, Super Mario 64.
Come on, we've all done it! xD
"you don't need a better shot, you just need to fire more bullets"
- Marcus' Vending machine from Borderlands.
Quote from: Roz~ on July 09, 2010, 08:50:19 AMYou forgot the best one.
"Such excitement, like a pie full of wow!"
As I'm progressing in Superstar Saga, I have another one:
(when Luigi (in the dress)'s face is revealed)
Bowletta: "Did you see that?"
Fawful: "Yes. Mustache."
I also love in partners in time:
Luigi: "BABIES!!!"
"Do you find yourself FIRING BLANKS? Ever wish you could trun your CARBIDE into a RIFLE? Then try ENGORGE!!!"
-engorge radio commercial, Borderlands
"[...] There was even going to be a party for you. A big party that all your friend were invited too. I invited your best friend the companion cube. Of course... He couldn't come because you murdered him. All your other friends couldn't come either because you dont have any other friends because how unlikeable you are. Its says so right here in your personal file. Unlikeable. Liked by no one. It also says that you are adopted. So thats funny too."
GlAdOs - Portal
"Whaddaya buyin'?"
~Merchant, Resident Evil 4
"Shine Get!"
~Super Mario Sunshine
"Ouch! What do you do?"
~Old man (after being hit), Goonies 2
"Whaddaya Sellin?"
Merchant, Resident Evil 4
"Maaaarioooooooo!!!!"
Princess Peach, Every Super Mario Video game (except partys, golf, etc..)
Luigi, Luigi's Mansion
"You'll never amount to anything!"
Bowser, to the younger version of himself
-Mario and Luigi: Partners in Time
Some more Partners in Time quotes..
"You will save her, won't you? I can assure you, she's NOT in another castle or anything."
-Young Toadsworth
I also feel the need to post this whole conversation, in which is the previous quote.
(Bowser is at bottom of volcano with "Peach")
Bowser: Bwah ha ha! This place is a pit! It's hot, stinky, dangerous, and one humongous fire hazard! I LOVE IT! Talk about a perfect place for me to build a second castle!
(Baby Bowser falls into the volcano, and does not see Bowser)
Baby Bowser: Gwah ha ha ha! This place is sooo nasty! Boiling hot, reeking, and just MADE for trouble! TALK ABOUT AWESOME! This is the EXACT place to build my second castle!
(notices Bowser)
Bowser/Baby Bowser: ... Hey! You there!
Bowser: This place belongs to ME, you twerp!
Baby Bowser (same time): Take off, gramps! This place is MINE!
Bowser/Baby Bowser: ...
Baby Bowser: Grrr! You look familiar! Yeah, you look just like a bigger, fatter me! You copycat!
(Bowser stomps toward him)
Bowser: YOU'RE the copycat! You can walk like me and talk like me, but you ain't me. You're just a shrimpy brat!
Baby Bowser: You're one rude dude, tubby! Who raised ya, Chain Chomps?
Bowser: Me? You're the one with the bad attitude, Goomba-breath! You'll never amount to nothin'!
Bowser/Baby Bowser: GRRR!
"Shit! ooohhhhh shit!"
regular Splicer - Bioshock 2
Marin : "Link, do you always look in other people's drawers?"
Green door Man-"If this is four, whats this?"
Guybrush-"three?"
GDM-"No! Watch again:"
(Its continues ever and ever....)
Monkey Island 2
BUMP
"Looks like my summer vacation is...over."
-Roxas, Kingdom Hearts II :'(
"MY, the Earth really is full of things!" -King of the Cosmos, Katamari Damacy
BUNP
"Sit your ass down in that chair and drink your goddamn TEA!" - Cid Highwind, Final Fantasy VII
"Out of the sea is rises to reveal more secret prizes."
-Gruntilda Winkybunion
Quote from: SlowPokemon on July 03, 2010, 10:59:22 AMHaha, I'm dedicating an entire post to Fawful. That guy is comedy gold.
"I HAVE FURY!"
"I HAVE CHORTLES!"
"Your lives that I spit on are now but a caricature of a cartoon drawn by a kid who is stupid!"
"Beef? I am lacking in beef. Fawful is beefless."
"Bah! Now is when the talking stops! I do not have time to stop and smell foul roses such as you!"
"You have energy like an angry little battery with no friends."
"Your strongest enemies will fold like napkins who are crying!"
"Lucky hits will shower down like a happy waterfall! You will have such fury!"
"Fawful scattered your minions like litter from a sad, ugly cat. Are you wanting to hear them? For they are on the TV show. The TV show of your tears!"
"Now is when I ram you."
"Bowser! Meet... FURY OF FAWFUL!"
- All from Fawful, Mario and Luigi: Superstar Saga/Bowser's Inside Story
Unless you guys weren't talking funny. In which case ignore this.
Damn! Stole what I was going to say! This is by far the best one though: "Beef? I am lacking in beef. Fawful is beefless."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IdAmkx8eAos
Quote from: Jub3r7 on February 28, 2011, 07:04:10 PMBUNP
"Sit your ass down in that chair and drink your goddamn TEA!" - Cid Highwind, Final Fantasy VII
I don't really remember vg quotes, not to talk about good ones, but this reminded me about something Barrett said:
"Mr. Barrett? That don't sound right!"
Quote from: Nakah on February 28, 2011, 07:20:23 PM"Out of the sea is rises to reveal more secret prizes."
-Gruntilda Winkybunion
That's not from Grunty, that's the Stop n Swop code to rise Sharkfood Island and get one of the SnS eggs.
For some reason I thought it was from LotR... Oh wait, that was the other one.
"Give your nose a friend... get a moustache!!!!"
-Random shopkeeper from Fable 3
My brother was playing that this morning... Heard that exact quote. XD
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I love that game.
Edit: Also this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ftFVlBaC7hU
Quote from: ZeldaFan on March 01, 2011, 05:10:43 PM"Give your nose a friend... get a moustache!!!!"
-Random shopkeeper from Fable 3
Oh John Cleese, you so silly.
"A winner is you!"
Quote from: Jub3r7 on March 02, 2011, 02:56:35 PM"A winner is you!"
Hahaha! I know that one. I'm sure Slow does too. ;)
Fawful isn't the first one who said it...
Really? Who else says it?
"Yes I'm mad, my boot I'll put, up your useless spooky butt!"
+1 internets for the one to guess who said it, not that hard ^_^
Furthermore, pretty much anything this character says is hilarious.
A Winner is You:
Originated from 1986/7 NES Game
Pro WrestlingIt then became a largely-used meme, often used in sarcastic tones like "You won. Good for you." "A winner is you."
Variations on it include "You're Winner!", which can be used in the same sarcastic context, coming from the 2003 racing game
Big Rigs, usually layered on top of a trophy.
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Then from there it shows up in various other games, usually intended by the creator as a reference to this meme.
Fawful, from
Bowser's Inside Story...
Coach Z, from
Strongbad's Cool Game for Attractive People...
Behemoth, from
Final Fantasy Fables: Chocobo Tales,
A teacher from the Pokemon trainer school in DPPt, along with a bug catcher from the same game.
Along with the guy who gives you the coin case to gamble with in those games. "Bravo! A winner is you!"
Sources:
Know Your Meme (http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/a-winner-is-you) (Most of the information)
Wikipedia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pro_Wrestling_(Nintendo_Entertainment_System)#.22A_winner_is_you.22) (To check information)
BobbyTheCat (http://www.ninsheetm.us/smf/index.php?action=profile;u=1034)
Wut (http://www.neopets.com)
Quote from: Jub3r7 on March 02, 2011, 03:01:42 PMFawful isn't the first one who said it...
^Yeah. The aforementioned reference is what made it so funny in Bowser's Inside Story. :D
hhmmmm.... best video game Quotes ever, huh? well i can only think of one:
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lol, had to ;)
"CONGRATULATION !!
A.D.2111
ALL BASES OF CATS WERE
DESTROYED.
IT SEEMS TO BE PEACEFUL.
BUT IT IS INCORRECT.
CATS IS STILL ALIVE.
ZIG-01 MUST FIGHT
AGAINST CATS AGAIN.
AND DOWN WITH THEM
COMPLETELY! GOOD LUCK."
Original English ending for Zero Wing.
Wow. That was an English translation fail. :S
Quote from: Shadoninja on March 03, 2011, 08:22:05 AM"CONGRATULATION !!
A.D.2111
ALL BASES OF CATS WERE
DESTROYED.
IT SEEMS TO BE PEACEFUL.
BUT IT IS INCORRECT.
CATS IS STILL ALIVE.
ZIG-01 MUST FIGHT
AGAINST CATS AGAIN.
AND DOWN WITH THEM
COMPLETELY! GOOD LUCK."
Original English ending for Zero Wing.
Doesn't "All your base are belong to us!" come from the same game?
Portal 2. My signature says it all.
Eww.
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Sophia: It's so odd. I used to not feel anything toward you. But now I loathe you vociferously! I want to drag you out to the wilderness and let the monsters have their way with you! Repeatedly.
Whoa! What game is that from? O.O
rune factory 3. she speaks normally and things she doesn't say in red are not backwards
"Stop!" *time freeze* "Press the A button now!"
DOOR
No, no, no. That will not do. Your insincerity sickens me. Approach
me this instant.
Are you listening to me, green man of mustache? For you should listen
well. It was not due to your efforts alone that the block was brought
here, was it?
Who is responsible for this achievement? Hm? Who is it that made this
possible? Select your answer from the 3 choices:
CHOICES
1. Mario!
2. The babies!
3. Me, me, ME!
THE FIRST TIME YOU ANSWER:
DOOR
That is not true, is it? Think this through carefully.
To whom do you owe thanks for the completion of your task?
THE SECOND TIME YOU ANSWER:
DOOR
You honestly believe this to be true? Think before speaking.
To whom do you owe thanks for the completion of your task?
THE THIRD TIME YOU ANSWER:
DOOR
GET SERIOUS!
LUIGI
Wah!
DOOR
It is this very tendency to falsify and edit facts that gets you in
trouble.
LUIGI
Oh no!
DOOR
Surely you realize your progress is a testament to teamwork?
That it is a group effort?
I know you do, and yet you refuse to pick the correct answer;
4. Everyone!
And then you lie. I am appalled.
LUIGI
Nooo..
DOOR
If you continue thusly.. YOUR FATE IS SEALED. You shall spend
your days in loneliness, Mark my words!
Cave Johnson: "When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take back the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons! What the hell are these?! Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! WITH THE LEMONS! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that BURNS YOUR HOUSE DOWN!"
GLaDOS: "Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Don't take the lemons! Yeah! Oh, I like this guy! Yeah! BURN HIS HOUSE DOWN! Burning people! He says what we're all thinking!"
Best quote ever!
Oh and "I'm in Space!"
Quote from: gzgregory on May 11, 2011, 06:45:24 AMDOOR
No, no, no. That will not do. Your insincerity sickens me. Approach
me this instant.
Are you listening to me, green man of mustache? For you should listen
well. It was not due to your efforts alone that the block was brought
here, was it?
Who is responsible for this achievement? Hm? Who is it that made this
possible? Select your answer from the 3 choices:
CHOICES
1. Mario!
2. The babies!
3. Me, me, ME!
THE FIRST TIME YOU ANSWER:
DOOR
That is not true, is it? Think this through carefully.
To whom do you owe thanks for the completion of your task?
THE SECOND TIME YOU ANSWER:
DOOR
You honestly believe this to be true? Think before speaking.
To whom do you owe thanks for the completion of your task?
THE THIRD TIME YOU ANSWER:
DOOR
GET SERIOUS!
LUIGI
Wah!
DOOR
It is this very tendency to falsify and edit facts that gets you in
trouble.
LUIGI
Oh no!
DOOR
Surely you realize your progress is a testament to teamwork?
That it is a group effort?
I know you do, and yet you refuse to pick the correct answer;
4. Everyone!
And then you lie. I am appalled.
LUIGI
Nooo..
DOOR
If you continue thusly.. YOUR FATE IS SEALED. You shall spend
your days in loneliness, Mark my words!
I especially love when Luigi breaks down crying xD also his audio line "BABIES!!"
I actually found the complete script for PiT.
It's HILARIOUS.
HAMMER BROS. 1
AREA RESTRICTED. ALL NOOB INTRUDERS 2B HAXORED BY US L33T HAMM3R
BROZ!
HAMMER BROS. 2
WE R TEH SHROOB ALLIES. WE ROXOR U AND THEN ROFL, THEN U AM CRY. WE
RECEIVE ORDERS THRU ANTENNAS ON THESE L33T HELMETS. THEY R HOTNESS.
WE MUST OBEY ALL ORDERS. WE LIKE 2 PWN NOOBS 4 TEH MASTER SHROOBZORS.
U = NOOBS. BROZ = L33T. PREPARE 4 TOTAL PWNAGE. WOOT! WOOT! WOOT!
WOOT!
- A nose suck the Mario brothers up its nostrils, then taken away -
HAMMER BROS. 2
NOOBZ STILL R NOT PWNED. CONTINUE PWNERSHIP UNTIL ALL NOOBZ R PWNED.
HAMMER BROS. 1
TEH ESCAPE IS IMPOSSIBLE. WE R 2 L33T. WE OWNZ JOO. U WILL GET
FLATZORED BY R L33T HAMMERS.
It's so lol. (http://www.gamefaqs.com/ds/928290-mario-and-luigi-partners-in-time/faqs/43928)
Some lol moments I remembered from this game (taken from that script)
MRS. THWOMP
Aw, Sweetie, Cheer up!
THWOMP
Cheer gone. No more cheer.
MRS. THWOMP
Don't be like that, thwumpling. There's still some fire left. Jump on
in there!
Hey! It was you imps, wasn't it? You're the ones who doused the
volcano with all that water! Own up! I mean, look at you! You're
obviously all plumbers. Thanks to your meddling, my hubby's in a
stone funk! Jumping into the volcano was his hobby, you terrible men!
We've been waiting for the annual eruption all year!
THWOMP
Volcano with no fire... Not volcano... just mountain.
MRS. THWOMP
Are you hearing this? This is all YOUR fault! So give! Give us back
our fun! You gonna help? Speak up! You're not, are you, you bugs?!
Then I'll treat you like bugs! NOW YOU GO SQUISH!
Also there are parts missing from that script :P
I find it ironic how un-Thwompish she looks. :P
"You got Marin! Is this your big chance?"
Link's Awakening
Luigi:
*Talking*
Guard 1:
Huh?
...
Oh...
OH!
A-HAH!
I SEE!
Guard 2:
What is it?
Guard 1:
Shh! I have no idea...
Luigi:
*Falls over*
________________________
Luigi:
*Talking*
Guard 1:
And you are the legendary Luigi??
Guard 2:
Um, who's Luigi?
Guard 1:
Shh! I have no idea...
Luigi:
*Falls over*
"AHH!!! You startled me! Winter sets in all of a sudden, then down my chimney comes...you're not Santa!"
-Holly
The Legend of Zelda: Oracle of Seasons
Quote from: Dudeman on May 24, 2011, 05:59:20 PMLuigi:
*Talking*
Guard 1:
Huh?
...
Oh...
OH!
A-HAH!
I SEE!
Guard 2:
What is it?
Guard 1:
Shh! I have no idea...
Luigi:
*Falls over*
________________________
Luigi:
*Talking*
Guard 1:
And you are the legendary Luigi??
Guard 2:
Um, who's Luigi?
Guard 1:
Shh! I have no idea...
Luigi:
*Falls over*
Yes, I remember that. Earliest form of Mario & Luigi comedy.
"Dear Mario,
Please come to the castle. I baked a cake for you.
From,
Princess Toadstool
Peach"
Peach's Letter
--Super Mario 64 and Super Mario Galaxy 2
Quote from: Dudeman on May 26, 2011, 05:11:01 PM"Dear Mario,
Please come to the castle. I baked a cake for you.
Have you watched Zero Punctuation's Super Mario Galaxy 2 review?
If not, watch it. :P
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"My Jellybeans!!"
-Mario from New Super Mario Bros. Wii (when in a bubble, on 2-player mode)
ok.. so he doesn't ACTUALLY say that.. but me and my friend have a big inside joke with that, because it sounds so much like he is saying it.
Quote from: fingerz on May 26, 2011, 05:12:59 PMHave you watched Zero Punctuation's Super Mario Galaxy 2 review?
If not, watch it. :P
its always Caaaaaaake....huh. lol. ;D
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Ahahaha! Team Rocket noobs. ;)
"Suffer mortals, as your pathetic magic betraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaays you!" - Sindragosa, World of Warcraft. You gotta hear the voice acting (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vLhdUBNJkf8&t=13s) to understand though.
edit: mweh, was more funny to hear it ingame I guess, with 10 people on Ventrilo repeating after her each time.
"Orcs, orcs, orcs, orcs, orcs, orcs, orcs orcs orcs!" :P
Quote from: Offkey on June 07, 2011, 08:26:07 AM"Suffer mortals, as your pathetic magic betraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaays you!" - Sindragosa, World of Warcraft. You gotta hear the voice acting (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vLhdUBNJkf8&t=13s) to understand though.
edit: mweh, was more funny to hear it ingame I guess, with 10 people on Ventrilo repeating after her each time.
Malygos was wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy better:
What could you hope to accomplish? To storm brazenly into my domain... to employ magic... against ME?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x0ACCq9tD5k
Ah, good old time, when i used to play wow.
Hah yeah Maly had some great quotes, which reminds me, so did the final boss of the Oculus, Eregos (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V3B8YSMHnzs). SIMPLETONS!
"A giant ice key!"
"I know where I'd like to stick that..."
"If one more page I see you turn, then Grunty shall make Cheato burn!"
"One fell swoop is the way I will deal with you fink rats!!!"
"Out of the sea it rises to reveal more secret prizes."
When I figured that cheat code out my entire life flipped upside down.
"When I first met Sakuya, I knew we'd be friends forever! Sometimes, two things just go together, you know? Like squid and my mouth! ...So when I met yuo, guess what I thought? It had to do with squid! that's all I'll say!"
oh Pia and your sexual innuendos...
"Crazy fool. Why do you always jump? Someday you're gonna land on someone as stubborn as you, and I don't do bits and pieces." - SGTMAJ Johnson
"Have fun with your stupid mushrooms!" ~Bowser, Super Mario Galaxy 2
"Hello! This is the part where I kill you! Had a bit of a brainwave: there I was, smashing some steel plates together, and I thought to myself, 'Yeah, it's deadly, but what's missing? What's missing...' and I thought, 'lots of sharp bits welded onto the front of it.' It's still a work in progress, don't judge me yet, um, but, you know, eventually, I'd like to get them to, to sort of shoot fire at you...um... moments before crushing you. That's the sort -- that's what I'm aiming for...um...but you know, small steps. Oh! And, don't bother trying to portal out of here, because it's impossible. Okay? I thought of everything." "Hold on! Couldn't we just use that conversion gel?" "Uh, what?" "Conversion gel. It's dripping out of that pipe there." "No...no, I don't think it is. I think you're wrong." "Yes! It is! We can use it to get out of here." "Pbssz...Really? And do what, exactly?" "Then we'd come and find you, and rip your gross, little stupid sphere body out of my body and put me back in." "No! Nonononono! Don't do that! Don't -- stand right here! Stand -- start machine start machine start machine..."
Every quote that can be found here (http://banjokazooie.wikia.com/wiki/Gruntilda_Quotes)
"Initiating surprise in 5...4...3--" *bzzzt* "Time out. That wasn't supposed to happen."
Not sure if someone beat me to this one, but...
"SIT DOWN AND DRINK YOUR GODDAMN TEA!"
Yep. You're too late.
"Thank you so much for playing my game!"
--Mario
Super Mario 64, Super Mario 64 DS, Super Mario Sunshine, Super Mario Galaxy and Super Mario Galaxy 2
"'This grass feels funny,' Kirby thought. 'It feels like...pants!'"
Quote from: Dudeman on July 03, 2011, 08:38:43 PMYep. You're too late.
"Thank you so much for playing my game!"
--Mario
Super Mario 64, Super Mario 64 DS, Super Mario Galaxy and Super Mario Galaxy 2
^Super Mario Sunshine too... ;)
also.
"I thought the answer to the third question was surely apricots!"
-Whitney, Pokemon HGSS
I also love the scene where she starts crying xD
"'My name is -- hey! Stop that! No! That's my magic Metamato!'"
--Yin-Yarn
Kirby's Epic Yarn
Sorry for the double post, but I couldn't resist.
"FALCON! PUUUUNCH!"
--Captain Falcon
Super Smash Bros., Super Smash Bros. Melee, Super Smash Bros. Brawl
How 'bout editing your post instead of reposting?
Also
Sometimes it's better to wise up and give up.
-Gengar, Pokémon Red/Blue Rescue Team. So true.
paraphrase
"narrator: little did cthulu know that to regain his powers he had to become a true hero.
cthulu: silly game developer, i've been eavesdropping."
-Cthulu Saves the World
"The mushrooms on my back are my friends!"
- Paras, Pokémon Red/Blue Rescue Team.
Diglett: "My feet still feel like they're walking on air!"
Everyone else: *embarrassed sweat drop* "(Feet? He has them? Feet?)"
-Pokemon Mystery Dungeon Blue/Red Rescue Team
Chosen partner: "Tickle, tickle, tickle, tickle, tickle, tickle, tickle, tickle, tickle, tickle, tickle, tickle, tickle, tickle, tickle, tickle, tickle, tickle, tickle, tickle, tickle, tickle, tickle, tickle, tickle, tickle, tickle, tickle, tickle, tickle, tickle, tickle, tickle."
Xatu: "... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ..."
-Pokemon Mystery Dungeon Blue/Red Rescue Team
What did the leper say to the hooker?
Keep the tip.
-Howard Buckshot Holmes, MadWorld
Quote from: SlowPokemon on July 15, 2011, 10:19:01 PMDiglett: "My feet still feel like they're walking on air!"
Everyone else: *embarrassed sweat drop* "(Feet? He has them? Feet?)"
-Pokemon Mystery Dungeon Blue/Red Rescue Team
xD You took my quote!
Joey: "Hey, do you remember my super-cool Rattata? My Rattata is different from regular Rattata. It's like my Rattata is in the top percentage of Rattata!"
- Pokémon Heartgold/Soulsilver
______________________________________________________________
You just can't compare to Joey's Rattata. Top freaking percent. That's right.
I can't remember any exact quotes, but fuck, the whole speech before the final boss fight in Okami. I was ready to cry. ;_; It was beautiful.
Peppy: "Do a barrel roll!"
- Starfox 64
...and for fun, watch this video of the quote: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wIkJvY96i8w
...and when in doubt do... A BARREL ROLL.
BOSS-You guys have to learn that I'm a lot scarier then you are!
StarWars Republic Commando
Also, Jill-What is it? and Barry-You almost became a Jill sandwitch! haha that never gets old
Resident Evil (original)
"'I declare a cake-eating duel!"'
--Narrator, as Kirby
Kirby's Epic Yarn
Quite a major bump, but whatevs. I have to revive this thread because I've been typing out the script to Bowser's Inside Story, and I reached the part with the Goomba who freaks out in Fawful Theater and talks at a ridiculously fast speed. I went and slowed it down enough to actually read what he's saying, it's so funny:
"So this big galoot here, right? He's all like, I have no seeeat! No seeat! And he won't shut up! But he won't stop, and we're all, we just can't do it, buddy, OK? So we have no idea what to do. And this lug's getting surlier. He's not going away. And he has no seat! Nothing! Not a chance! So we do some solid thinking and totally fail. No big seats! I mean, we got small seats! We can do a small seat, sure, but this guy's huge, so he's not gonna fit in a small one! Please! And it's kind bugging me, 'cause I'm on my feet all day! I mean, I'd LOVE to sit in ANY seat! It's like, hey, pal, how about you try our job just once, y'know? It'd break him in two seconds! I work hard, Boss! Really hard! And this dude sits through life?! So spoiled! It makes me ill! All the suffering in the world, and this guy's seating problem is urgent? Nooooooo! Ooooo!"
"Oh, hi. How are you holding up? BECAUSE IM A POTATO! *Clap, Clap, Clap* Oh good. My slow clap processor made it into this thing. So we have that. As long as we're not going anywhere, well we are going somewhere, alarming fast acctually, but as long as we're not doing anything, here are some facts. He's no ordinary moron. He's the product of the finest minds of a generation, working together with the expressed purpose of creating the dumbest moron who ever lived; and you just put him in charge of the entire facility. *Clap, Clap* Good, that still works. Say, just in case this pit isn't acctually bottomless, do you think you could unstrap one of those Long Fall Boots of yours and shove me into it? Just remember to land on one foot." - Portal 2 ( I'd say who the quote was from, but that would be a spoiler, wouldn't it? If you've played the game, you'll know.)
"Where you boneheads see adversity, I see oportunity" ~Hades, from Kid Icarus Uprising
"What a pain in the ass piece of shit."
--Parker Luciani, from "Resident Evil: Revelations"
Quote from: GoronsOrchestrated on April 22, 2012, 11:51:54 AM"Oh, hi. How are you holding up? BECAUSE IM A POTATO! *Clap, Clap, Clap* Oh good. My slow clap processor made it into this thing. So we have that. As long as we're not going anywhere, well we are going somewhere, alarming fast acctually, but as long as we're not doing anything, here are some facts. He's no ordinary moron. He's the product of the finest minds of a generation, working together with the expressed purpose of creating the dumbest moron who ever lived; and you just put him in charge of the entire facility. *Clap, Clap* Good, that still works. Say, just in case this pit isn't acctually bottomless, do you think you could unstrap one of those Long Fall Boots of yours and shove me into it? Just remember to land on one foot." - Portal 2 ( I'd say who the quote was from, but that would be a spoiler, wouldn't it? If you've played the game, you'll know.)
;D
"Did you know that people with guilty consciences are more easily startled by loud noises *TRAIN HORN* I'm sorry. I don't know why that went off. Anyway, just an interesting science fact."
Quote from: blueflower999 on April 22, 2012, 06:55:46 PM;D
"Did you know that people with guilty consciences are more easily startled by loud noises *TRAIN HORN* I'm sorry. I don't know why that went off. Anyway, just an interesting science fact."
"This next test applies the principles of momentum to movement through portals. If the laws of physics no longer apply in the future, God help you."
"DAMN!"
--Colonel Volgin, from "Metal Gear Solid 3 Snake Eater"
...lol.
Quote from: GoronsOrchestrated on April 23, 2012, 07:34:58 PM"This next test applies the principles of momentum to movement through portals. If the laws of physics no longer apply in the future, God help you."
"Oh, in case you got covered in that Repulsion Gel, here's some advice the lab boys gave be: *rustling papers* DO NOT get covered in the Reuplsion Gel. We haven't entirely nailed down what element it is yet, but I'll tell you this, it's a lively one, and it does not like the human skeleton!
Quote from: blueflower999 on April 24, 2012, 04:35:16 AM"Oh, in case you got covered in that Repulsion Gel, here's some advice the lab boys gave be: *rustling papers* DO NOT get covered in the Reuplsion Gel. We haven't entirely nailed down what element it is yet, but I'll tell you this, it's a lively one, and it does not like the human skeleton!
Oh, you think you're doing some damage? Two plus two is [static] ... ten. In base four! I'm fine!
All right, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these?! Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!
I'll bet you're both dying to know what your big surprise is. Only two more chambers!
We're running out of time. I think I can break us out of here in the next chamber. Just play along.
[Chell runs into an Aerial Faith Plate and is unexpectedly launched sideways onto another Plate and finally into a Excursion Funnel]
Surprise! We're doing it now!
Okay, credit where it's due: for a little idiot built specifically to come up with stupid, unworkable plans, that was a pretty well laid trap.
You've probably figured it out by now, but I don't need you anymore. I found two little robots back here built specifically for testing!
Oh no. He found the co-operative testing initiative. It's ... something I came up with to phase out human testing just before you escaped. It wasn't anything personal. Just ... you know. You did kill me. Fair's fair.
[A plate launches Chell onto a platform surrounded by spike plates]
Ah! Well, this is the part where he kills us.
Hello! This is the part where I kill you!
[The chapter title fades in: "Chapter 9: The Part Where He Kills You". An achievement with the title "The Part Where He Kills You" is unlocked at the same time, with the description "This is that part".]
So many good quotes from that game...
"The situation you are in is very dangerous. The likely hood of you dying within the next 5 minutes is 87.61%. The likely hood of you dying violently within the next 5 minutes is 87.61%. You are about to get me killed. We will both die because of your negligence. This is a bad plan. You will fail. He will most likely kill you. Violently. He will most likely kill you. You will be dead soon. This situation is hopeless. You are going to die in this room. You could stand to lose a few pounds! The Fact Sphere is the most intelligent sphere. The Fact Sphere is the most handsome sphere. The Fact Sphere is incredibly handsome. The Fact Sphere is always right. The Adventure Sphere is a blowhard and a coward. The Space sphere will never go to space. He will never go into space. FACT: Space does not exist; spheres that insist on going into space are inferior to spheres that don't. The Fact Sphere is a good person, whose insights are relevant. The Fact Sphere is a good sphere with many friends. Whoever wins this battle is clearly superior, and will earn the allegiance of the Fact Sphere. The Fact Sphere is NOT defective. His facts are holy accurate and very interesting. 12 12 12 12 12 12 12 12 12 Pens! Pens! Pens! Pens! Pens! Pens! Pens! Apples. Oranges. Pears. Plums. Kumquats. Tangerines. Lemons. Limes. Avocado. Tomato. Banana. Papaya. Guava. Error. Error. Error. File not found. Error. Error. Error. Fact not found, fact not found. Corruption at 25% Corruption at 50%. Warning, sphere corruption at twenty- r-r-r-r-rats cannot throw up."
HAHAHAHA! OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD OH MY GOD! I"M IN SPACE!!!!
...no one ever got my cave story reference a few pages back... ;_;
"The Schrodinger's Cat paradox outlines a situation in which a cat must be considered as simoltainiously alive and dead. Schrodinger created the paradox as a justifcation for killing cats."
Wheatly - "You know what i would say if I ever saw her again?"
Space Core - "I'm in Space."
"Can you believe the nerve? That was almost double what I owed!... Crud."
"What do you want, you rupeeless ragamuffin?"
- Captain Linebeck, LoZ Spirit Tracks
"It's a secret to everybody."
- Moblin from LoZ
Does it need to be said? It will be in case you don't get it, "YOU SPOONY BARD!!!".
:P
"Nice of the princess to invite us over for a picnic, Gay Luigi?" "I hope she made lotsa spaghetti!" "Luigi! Look! It's from Bowser! 'Dear pesky plumbers; the Koopalings and I have taken over the Mushroom Kingdom! The Princess is now a permanent guest at one of my seven Koopa Hotels! I dare you to find her if you can!' We gotta find the princess!" "And YOU gotta help us!" "If you need instructions on how to get through the Hotels, check out the enclosed instruction book!" -Hotel Mario intro
"Gee, it sure is boring around here!" "MAH BOI, this peace is what all true warriors strive for!" "I just wonder what Ganon's up to!" *Whish* "Your majesty! Ganon and his minions have seized the island of Koridai!" "Hmmm... how can we help?" "It is written 'Only Link can defeat Ganon!'" "Great! I'll grab my stuff!" "There is no time! Your sword is enough!" "How about a kiss, for luck?" "You've got to be kidding!" "SQUADALA! We are off!" "Wow! What are all those heads?" "These are the faces of evil! You must conquer each!" "I guess I better get going!" HERE is the MAP! Where do you wish to go?" -Faces of Evil intro
Bump
"Don't touch the secret poster in the game corner! There's no secret switch behind it!"
-obvious
"This dress is comfy and easy to wear..."
-random girl in Humilau City
Epic reference
"B... Blood!? You...vicious brat! Grrr...Aargh...I hate hate hate hate hate hate...hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate HATE YOU! Grrr...".
-Kefka, FFVI.
KEFKA: Ahem... there's SAND on my boots!
"Thank you so much, for playing my game!" -Mario, Super Mario Galaxy
"While I dislike confrontations, I find the idea of a puzzle battle to be quite alluring. Or, to use a colloquialism: please bring it."
-Layton, Professor Layton and the Miracle Mask
oh professor XD
I haven't played Layton, and that's awesome. XD
I saw that before :P With the caption "Hershel has finally given into the sass"
I really shouldnt look this stuff up lest I be spoiled
"RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAINBOWWWWWWWWWWWWWW BUTTERFLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY."
-Elder Jurak, Dark Cloud 2
I was going to quote from the original Megaman but nobody talks in that except me.
"FUCK YOU ICEMAN, FUCK YOU AND YOUR FUCKING SHITTY ASS FUCKING SHIT"
"Do a barrel roll."
-Peppy.
Do not try to type this on google.
Quote from: Jub3r7 on December 31, 2012, 01:43:13 PMI was going to quote from the original Megaman but nobody talks in that except me.
"FUCK YOU ICEMAN, FUCK YOU AND YOUR FUCKING SHITTY ASS FUCKING SHIT"
Hate that stage
"One who knows nothing can understand nothing"
Ansem- Kingdom Hearts.
I"M BASCH FON RONSENBERG OF DALMASCA.
Basch Fon Ronsenberg Vaan- Final Fantasy XII
"Nothing you can say will stop me, PREPARE TO DIE"
Julius Belmont- Castlevania: Aria of Sorrow.
"Thou art beginning to be a pain in the- NOW I'M STARTING TO TALK LIKE YOU".
Sabin Rene Figaro- Final Fantasy VI.
"GET THE FRUIT"
Exdeath- Dissida and 012 Final Fantasy
"TASTY ARROWS".
Also Exdeath.
Will post more later.
"What in the blazes?! That's my face, not some piece of taffy!"
-Chelmey, Professor Layton and the Diabolical Box
Oh, wonderful. Chelmey is back in Diabolical Box u_u
MMMMMMMMMMMM
-Random Guard, FFIX
Quote from: blueflower999 on January 25, 2013, 07:19:26 PMOh, wonderful. Chelmey is back in Diabolical Box u_u
...oops, forgot about spoilers. Luckily, that exchange takes place very early in the game.
UGHH no spoilers :P
And I read that in his voice <3 I love these voice actors
In the Gaulem Bay Escape in Zero Escape: Virtue's Last Reward
(After the player taps on a metal cylinder thing)
Sigma: Whoa... Anybody else feel dizzy all of a sudden?
Alice: No, that was just your imagination.
Sigma: Yeah... Right, whatever. So what the heck is this?
Alice: I have no idea, which makes it pretty useless to us.
Sigma: Hm...
(Player examines the object again)
Sigma: Maybe I could...
Luna: What are you going to do with that?
(Player examines the object again)
Sigma: How about this!?
Alice: Nope. Are you serious?
(Player examines the object again)
Sigma: Maybe I could try hitting something with it...
Luna: What would you hit?
(Player examines the object again)
Sigma: Maybe there's something in here...
Alice: I don't think so.
(Player examines the object again)
Sigma: Maybe if we roll it around a little bit...
Luna: I don't think that's going to do anything...
(Player examines the object again)
Sigma: Let's climb up on top of it!
Alice: What is that going to accomplish?
(Player examines the object again)
Sigma: Yah! Yah!
Luna: Pushing down on it didn't seem to do anything.
(Player examines the object again)
Sigma: Maybe we're just using it wrong...
Alice: And what should we be doing?
(Player examines the object again)
Sigma: *Pet* *Pet* *Pet*
Luna: Petting it isn't having any effect.
(Player examines the object again)
Sigma: Of course! I just need to throw it!
Alice: All you're going to do is break it.
(Player examines the object again)
Sigma: Mmmmm... Mmmmm...
Luna: Praying isn't going to help.
(Player examines the object again)
Sigma: Wow, this looks delicious.
Alice: How the hell is any of this delicious?!
(Player examines the object again)
Sigma: Snack time! *Munch* *Munch* *Munch*
Luna: O-Oh no...! What's wrong with him?!
Sigma: This is good! Oh man, it's soooo good...
Alice: Snap out of it! (slapping noise)
(Player examines the object again)
Sigma: Whoa... Anybody else feel dizzy all of a sudden?
Alice: No, that was just your imagination.
XDDDD I swear it's these little exchanges that are the greatest
Sorry to double post, but I'm replaying that game and have the most excellent thing: In one of the scenes, Dio claims he has more "gentlepoints" than anyone present. In one of the files, it discusses "gentlepoints" and how they're a measure of how gentlemanly you are. Here's the formula:
(Old ladies escorted across the street) x (tophats owned) x (puzzles solved) x (money given to gentleman-tracking organization) = Total gentlepoints
Methinks they're referencing Professor Layton
Also, I love the irony in the game including in one of the files "Knox's Ten Commandments"--Ronald Knox's rules for writing a mystery novel:
1. The criminal must be mentioned early on.
2. All supernatural or preternatural agencies are ruled out.
3. No more than one secret room or passage.
4. No hitherto undiscovered poisons may be used, nor any appliance which will need a long scientific explanation.
5. No one with extra-sensory perception or similar powers can appear.
6. No accident must ever help the detective, nor must he ever have an unaccountable intuition which proves to be right.
7. The detective must not commit the crime.
8. The detective must declare any clues he may discover.
9. The stupid friend of the detective--the Watson--must conceal nothing from the reader.
10. Twin brothers, and doubles generally, must not appear unannounced.
I'm pretty sure all of these are broken at some point in the story.
Quote from: SlowPokemon on January 26, 2013, 01:20:50 PM(Old ladies escorted across the street) x (tophats owned) x (puzzles solved) x (money given to gentleman-tracking organization) = Total gentlepoints
1(my mother at some point when I was small ::) x 1 x 1000(-?) x 0 = 0
D:
"Now, Guards, you stand no chance against me, 'cause I'm actually four blokes!"
-Bandit, MARDEK RPG chapter 3.
My signature.
Phi: It's got a lever... Try pulling it, Sigma.
Sigma: Why should I--
Phi: It might be dangerous. Maybe it'll trigger an explosion? Or possible it shocks you when you pull it? Who knows?
Sigma: Right. Then I have no choice. ...Did you really think I'd say that, you heartless monster?! There's nothing on either side, is there?
Phi: What's that supposed to mean?
Sigma: Ah, sorry for the confusion: I was talking about your breasts.
"The hookblade consists of two parts: the hook and the blade!◊"
Yusuf, assassins Creed Revelations.
"It doesn't affect Misdrevous."
-Pokemon Colosseum
Quote from: BonusPwnage on February 19, 2013, 08:19:06 AM"It doesn't affect Misdrevous."
-Pokemon Colosseum
Uhhh...?
"Incoming......message........from........Dr..........Light..........!
'Item..........1..........Complete..........! Get..........Your.........Weapons.........Ready.........!'
Get........Equipped..........With..........Item..........1."
Quote from: blueflower999 on February 19, 2013, 11:30:43 AMUhhh...?
Just something from an LPer. He was playing colosseum and the game kept telling him that the enemy attacks didn't affect Misdrevous.
Quote from: BonusPwnage on February 19, 2013, 08:19:06 AM"It doesn't affect Misdrevous."
-Pokemon Colosseum
Chuggaaconroy!!<3
Can't believe I didn't pick up on a Chuggaaconroy reference. I'm not watching his current LP. :-\
"Shit, you sound like a pussy."
-Jack, Mass Effect 2
I love her. lol
"SILENCE, Now we fight like MEN! AND LADIES! AND LADIES WHO DRESS LIKE MEN. FOR GILGAMESH, IT IS MORPHING TIME"
Gilgamesh- Final Fantasy V
"We need your help, Star Fox! Andross has declared war! He's invaded the Lylat System and is trying to take over Corneria! Our army alone can't do the job! Hurry, Star Fox!"
"A potion made from the Mugwort herb, which has some healing properties, apparently. It heals 500 HP. And causes seizures"
-Mugwortjuice Description, MARDEK Series.
"This guy are sick"
- Aerith/Aeris, Final Fantasy VII
"Oh, hi. So, how are you holding up? BECAUSE I'M A POTATO!"
-Portal 2
"A true gentleman never takes off his hat. And that's all I have to say on the matter." -Layton, Diabolical Box
"INCOMING...MESSAGE...FROM...DR...LIGHT.
ITEM... 1...COMPLETE! GET... YOUR... WEAPONS...READY! GET... EQUIPPED... WITH... ITEM...1." -Mega Man 2, item get screen.
Mario's party: "One for all and all for one!"
Bowser: "And I'll take care of myself!"
- Super Mario RPG
"I'll get to this woman's bottom! Wait... I mean... you know what I mean."
-Phoenix Wright
^couldnt have that without thinking of this...
Trucy: I can still remember that moment... You brandished those bloomers on high, and shouted... "Objection!"
Apollo: ...Here's what I want you to do, Trucy. Take that memory, gently lock it away deep in your heart, and never speak of it.
-Apollo justice
Link checked the chest. Wow! This is a nice chest!
I think the best quote in a video game would be
Thank you Mario! But the princess is in another castle.
"Fly, Enkidu, Fly, my faithful companion...I SAID FLY!!"
"I like a man with a big...vocabulary."
-April May, Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney
Hehe, yeah I do!
Spoiler
"when you were in a child"
-Mia Fey, Trials and Tribulations.
Also.
"I'm about to unleash my RAGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
-Hugh, Pokemon Black/White Versions 2
"YOU REAP WHAT YOU SOW SO SEW SO-SO
GREETINGS CHEESE POPSICLE
THE NUMBER YOU HAVE DIALED IS CURRENTLY OUT OF PORK CHOPS
FROM EAST TO WEST IT GOES GOES BROKEN BROKEN OH SO SOW SEW BROKEN *whir* *clank* *clunk*
*BOOM*
-Li'l Miss Marshmallow, Mother 3
"I found a rotten dead body during our picnic :)"
-Monobear, Dangan Ronpa
#1: "In thy FACE!"
-Luvbi, Super paper Mario
#2"Today's weather in Glitzville is sunny with a chance of more sun. It's above the clouds, stupid."
-Glitzville phone
#3: Anything bowser says in Super Paper Mario.
(e.g. "You believed your prophecy, and we believed in mopping the floor with you!")
#4:Anything Bowser says in Mario and Luigi
(e.g "You like compost? I'll compost your face!")
I like Mario RPGs. Can you tell?
Quote from: Crazy Hand on September 29, 2013, 09:53:20 AM#3: Anything bowser says in Super Paper Mario.
(e.g. "You believed your prophecy, and we believed in mopping the floor with you!")
^
|
This.
And these.
"Wow! You and your Pokemons' power levels are incredible! They're over 9,000 for sure!"
(Normally I have anything to do with the number nine thousand due to its absurd level of overuse, but the fact that some nut in GameFreak decided it was a good idea to stick it in a Pokemon game makes this one forgivable.)
"People die when they are killed!"
(I don't know what game that's from, but someone showed it to me last year and it's been stuck in my head since. Apparently it originated in some TV show or something, too?)
"You said you have a dream... That dream... Make it come true! Make your wonderful dream a reality, and it will become your truth! If anyone can, it's you! Well, then... Farewell!"
(On a serious note, this is my inspiration to do anything productive whatsoever.)
Quote from: Yugi on September 02, 2013, 03:04:13 AM"I found a rotten dead body during our picnic :)"
-Monobear, Dangan Ronpa
yes yes yes A+
I love Monobear. His theme music is absolutely hilarious.
Nova from Shining Force:
"Look, they are trying to block our way to the bridge. Attack them, Shining Force!"
This is a no-nonsense guy.
"[Redacted to satisfy CERO rating restrictions.]"
-Monobear, Dangan Ronpa
Kane, Shining Force:
"Go back to your headquarters and get ready. Then you'll meet your doom!"
What a nice villain. It's a shame he doesn't know how strong Zylo is.
"Don't worry about him. If he dies, it doesn't matter. He's old anyway."
Shining Force II: The Minister, about Sir Astral.
This has got to be one of the most unintentionally hilarious quotes I've ever seen:
"I can't kill myself. Why? I'm not a vampire, am I?"
Higins, Shining Force II
...is he implying that he's tried to kill himself? Because I haven't let him fight in any battles?
"My, what large breasts you have. Putting them on display for no particular reason."
- MC, Long Live the Queen
"Just sit back, relax, and enjoy the sound of the noose tightening around your own neck." -Miles Edgeworth.
"DOH, I MISSED!" ~Wario/Luigi, Mario Party 2
"The Codex Astartes does not support this operation!" ~Random Space Marine, Warhammer 40k: Space Marine
"Hey! Listen!"
~ Navi, The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time
Possible Portal 1 & 2 Spoilers ahead!There's too many to chose from, so I'll put a bunch of Portal quotes here.
Spoiler
"Humans must have some purpose other than a place to store your neurotoxin."
"Unbelievable. You, [subject name here], must be the pride of [subject hometown here]!"
" Well done, android. The Enrichment Center once again reminds you that Android Hell is a real place where you will be sent at the first sign of defiance"
"Didn't we have some fun though? Remember when the platform was sliding into the fire pit and I said "Goodbye," and you were like "No way!" And then I was all, "We pretended we were going to murder you." That was great."
"Weeeeeee!"
"The Enrichment Center is required to remind you that you will be baked, *garbled* and then there will be cake."
"The Enrichment Center regrets to inform you that this next test is impossible. Make no attempt to solve it."
"Fantastic. You remained resolute and resourceful in an atmosphere of extreme pessimism."
~ GLaDOS, Portal
"I've only got one thing to say now. Thanks for nothing. Goodbye"
~ Susan, The Cat Lady
"Hyaagh!"
~ Link, The Legend of Zelda
And now for a far too long and too short list of Team Fortress 2 quotes:
"Oops! Zat vas not medicine!"
~ Medic, Team Fortress 2
"Son, I'm gonna blow that dumb look right off your stupid face."
~ Engineer, Team Fortress 2
"We must push little cart!"
~ Heavy, Team Fortress 2
"All ya dandies, prancin' about with your heads full of eyeballs!"
~ Demoman, Team Fortress 2
"Take your magic back to Canada, where it belongs!"
~ Soldier, Team Fortress 2
"This is gonna be a real piece of piss, you bloody fruit shop owners."
~ Sniper, Team Fortress 2
"Mhnk nhya mgh mhph"
~ Pyro, Team Fortress 2
"If you order now, I'll throw in a second beatin' absolutely free."
~ Scout, Team Fortress 2
"Your precious sandwich won't save you now, fatty!"
~ Spy, Team Fortress 2
Spaaaaaaaaaaaaaaace...
~Space Core
Hello, and welcome to the Pokémon Center. We restore your tired Pokémon to full health. Would you like to rest your Pokémon?
-Pokemanz
I've been playing The Legend of Zelda: Link's Awakening DX, and Marin's really starting to scare me... O.o
Marin (when you attack a Cucco for long enough): "Ha ha ha! Do it! Do it! Do it moooore! ..."
Marin (when you're digging): "Great! Dig it! Dig it! Dig it to the center of the earth!!"
Marin (when you're playing your Ocarina): "Not very good... Eh? What? Did I say something? No, you're hearing things..."
Basicly anything from Kid Icarus: Uprisisng
I haven't seen that game in stores. :P
Quote from: fingerz on May 14, 2014, 04:22:13 PMI haven't seen that game in stores. :P
Got it from Amazon. Incredible, but the controls take a bit to get used to.
Quote from: fingerz on May 14, 2014, 03:42:35 PMMarin (when you attack a Cucco for long enough): "Ha ha ha! Do it! Do it! Do it moooore! ..."
It took a while for that quote to show up for me (leading to more abuse for the Cucco :P).
Quote from: maelstrom. on May 14, 2014, 06:08:00 PMGot it from Amazon. Incredible, but the controls take a bit to get used to.
Pit hates lefties.
Quote from: maelstrom. on May 14, 2014, 03:48:50 PMBasicly anything from Kid Icarus: Uprisisng
G FORCE IN MY FAAAAAAAAACE!
"Hershel, I expect to see a presentation on all your finds. No 'a giant mechanical spider broke it' this time. Understand?"
-Dean Delmona, Professor Layton and the Azran Legacy
Quote from: BlackDragonSlayer on May 14, 2014, 07:20:33 PMPit hates lefties.
Oh no, it's not one of THOSE games, is it? Super Training in Pokemon X almost killed me when I had to use my right hand for the stylus... Actually,
Wario: Master of Disguise was the BEST game ever for left-handed people! You could do everything left- or right-handed! I guess that concept went right out the window... >:(
Quote from: fingerz on May 14, 2014, 08:32:19 PMOh no, it's not one of THOSE games, is it? Super Training in Pokemon X almost killed me when I had to use my right hand for the stylus... Actually, Wario: Master of Disguise was the BEST game ever for left-handed people! You could do everything left- or right-handed! I guess that concept went right out the window... >:(
You can adapt to it after a while... but... but it's just not the same... :'( And using the clunky Circle Pad Pro doesn't really make it better.
Hmmm... I couldn't find this quote online, so it might be phrased wrong.
"A wise man once said, 'Never share your wisdom with anyone.'"
-Bartender, Heroes of Might and Magic III
"Oh my god, JC a bomb!"
~ Jock, Deus Ex.
"A bomb."
~ JC Denton, Deus Ex
Quote from: Crazy Hand on May 14, 2014, 09:58:16 PMHmmm... I couldn't find this quote online, so it might be phrased wrong.
"A wise man once said, 'Never share your wisdom with anyone.'"
-Bartender, Heroes of Might and Magic III
Quote from: Mashi on May 06, 2014, 08:43:03 PM!uprep
This thread lasted two days.
M:
"Just take a deep breath and please explain to me what's just happened. I'm a little confused here..."
S:
"Then... maybe... Oh, no...
No... No.
You're going to die..."
M:
"I know.
Yeah... I know.
But how did YOU know, Miss Ashworth?"
"..."
-Zoroark
Palutena: Look, an Aether Ring.
Viridi: It's probably another cheap Aurum knockoff.
Pit: I don't care! If it works, I'm gonna use it! I'm an angel! And this is how we get stuff done!
Viridi: No, that's how scavengers get thing done. Are you a buzzard, Pit?
Palutena: Now, now, I think we can all agree that Pit's not a buzzard. Though I have seen him eat some questionable things off the ground...
Pit: Floor ice cream gives you health!
-- Kid Icarus Uprising