If any of you have heard of the four word story, here it is on NSM! The rules are simple: post four more words to continue along the story that is being connected between all of the different posts. You may have the story take whatever turns you wish, as long as the general NSM rules are followed. Try not to post too much without others posting, so we get a variety. Never post twice in a row. Here we go!
I made a topic...
that when I eat...
pizza, the topic goes...
into a headlock that
does a barrel roll! :o
Peppy files copyright infringement...
on Palagerini then does
not care anymore. He...
went clubbing saturday when
The story was done.
But not for long,
because it was gone.
Then everyone was dead.
No one ever continued.
Until I came along.
And continued the story...
with me and his...
armpit hair so then...
the hair attacked the...
...milkshake and sat on...
Dr. Evil's head with...
... a pitchfork! He then...
gave kotorfanboy a high...
...mustache on the top...
of Mt. Everest then...
he fell of....again....
Then a bunch of...
bananas ate the queazy...
sailor named Captain Blubber...
who was wretched with...
banjo, kazooie, and that...
suspicious puss. A needle...
killed Wiiman and then...
it killed kotorfanboy but,...
scooterulez jumped in front...
and did the MATRIX...
yet died anyway. fail.
Then out of nowhere...
there appeared a small...
undead WiiMan. He's risen.
from some dog crap
as the Russians bombed...
Romania with a large
sword that has a
Hugo pierced through its
McFlabby Flabbyness. McFlabbyFlab Man
Went to eat at
Burger king and ordered
A king burger when
the employees bathed in
Chuck Norris's sweat. Omega
picked up a flamethrower
a giant piece of
FLUFFY TAILS (Hugo's iguana),
turning it into a
Half-dead monkey that
loves Barney and friends
100/100. Then Pianoman
Played it with a(n)
Rabbid from Rayman's awesome
That was poisoned by...
mini muffin man. Mario
pipe to see a(n)
evil giant naked baby
Human hand. But gothic
the tube and went
strip club that Peach
somebody shot the sheriff
right in his butt
And made him cry...
because they didn't shoot
Peewee Herman on Thursday...
With a toothpick. Suddenly!
the magical dæmon færies
found a giant watermelon
Which was always aflame
but was never consumed.
And then it Happend!
A SHARK CAME FROM....
Hugo's imaginary friend, Bob.
Bob decided to go...
grab HugoMeister's purging fork...
and use it as...
...a purging fork. He...
made butt stained underwear
with chocolate and vanilla
whipped cream. "WHAT THE
IS THAT PURGING FORK
DOING OUT IN THE
COMPUTER?!" yelled Hugo's mother
was cooked medium rare.
oompa loompa with a...
purging fork from Hugo...
that created the whole
new world! Several minutes
later, she decided to...
grab a magic wand...
Which had been upchucked
by a Domo-Kun with
A million billion insane
Mice that had to...
get back their vision
back from SEARS, the
... mice only had a...
catheter. Someday, trillions of
Dollars went to a....
man with two mustaches...
who apparently likes to...
end sentences. Slipping, the
annoying frog, likes to...
dance with bananas while...
kicking his crouch. Slipping
went to Bob Marley's...
Quote from: scooterulez on April 19, 2009, 05:29:14 PMkicking his crouch. Slipping
Is that supposed to say
couch?
And began singing a
Quote from: SirIngusBingus on April 19, 2009, 05:31:37 PMIs that supposed to say couch?
I think he meant crotch.
very evil plotting song
about the very big
domino on top of
Big Ben. Whilst a...
dodo bird flies under
your mother when suddenly
a floutist attacks the
the gay man who
attacked Hugo with a(n)
big penis in his
left foot because the
turkey had already flown...
in his ass where...
Where trolls roam, and...
his parents begin to
do "it". Obama decided
Give stimulus money to
the orphans to be
friveled away on new
america, which has many...
huge lemon trees in
The world shall end.
Once upon a time.(there lived happily ever after)
Will you marry me?
In succession, we shall...(that is how politics goes)
Thank you, come again.
World of Warcraft 2. :D
Quote from: Magus Darkwind on April 28, 2009, 10:27:33 PMThe world shall end.
Once upon a time.(there lived happily ever after)
Will you marry me?
In succession, we shall...(that is how politics goes)
Thank you, come again.
World of Warcraft 2. :D
4 words!
Quote from: dahans on April 29, 2009, 05:42:27 AMQuote from: Magus Darkwind on April 28, 2009, 10:27:33 PMThe world shall end.
Once upon a time.(there lived happily ever after)
Will you marry me?
In succession, we shall...(that is how politics goes)
Thank you, come again.
World of Warcraft 2. :D
4 words!
I did 6 4 word stories
I lost the game!!!
Quote from: dahans on April 28, 2009, 10:20:43 PMhuge lemon trees in
the backyard of a...
(if you two are done, lets continue with the game please.)
big modern house which
(I totally agree with you)
had an in-ground pool
where yellow snakes used
large butterflies to prise
Once and never again
the correlation between you
and Chuck Norris is
much better than the
flavor of Ice cream...
he puts on Doritos.
Oh my god he
using my tooth brush!
And suddenly he wanted
Chili Cheese Fries That...
were killing a man
behind the curtain. Suddenly...
the Aztec Eagle swooped
around a place called
caketown. He decided to...
bake a cake which
Had pleny of little...
red toothpicks to make
If only I'd won
I would lose the
It doesn't make sense. Does the whole "story" make sense? In my opinion someone should write the whole four word story down and post it. I am interested in the content :D
prince of cats and
be able to fish
In the most dangerous...
of waters in the
Amazon. By ending Cecil's
journey to Kurrast he
was hooked on a
coccaine so he went
to his mother to
Complain about the many...
boils on his face
to avoid being a
chicken stew. His mother
tried hard to collect
boil destoying medication but
suddenly there was a
a giant fire and
All the boils exploded.
At the end of time
Shit that's not 4 words. Someone, use the word 'time' here.
time he solved the
unending mystery of Dracula
and so he got
the cupcake of holyness
to make a new
leg for his mothers'
(More than 1 mother?)
pantaloons. The Pixar lamp
decided to eat some
of the holyness cupcake
(I just tied 2 sentences together-unheard of!)
then suddenly he heard
a noise which was
the pixar logo falling
so he squished "I".
That's when the movie
producers decided to cut
out the good parts
because of the bad
movie plot destroying the
movie's ratings. That's when
sorry guys, my apologies I lost the game
which made me start
laughing the (fill in the blank) out
to reproduce some cats
For my mom to...
make her happy because
she is so sick(take it as you will)
because of dogs. So
We made them into...
rats to be able
to fight the oversized
pink cats who were
distracted by the rats...
wearing Zoot Suits. The
man who was female
had twelve wives which
kept TJM from posting
such nonesense because of
the fat bananas who
ate the little dog
.There once was a
super powered penguin who
was totally awesome and
was really bob marley
and that is a FREAKING LIE *starts crying* YOU FOOLLLLLLLLLLLL AHHHH HAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
so then he went
Wait, Tranz is Bob Marley? *Bows to Tranz*
Yes, he is, so
CONTINUE FROM SO THEN HE WENT
SO THEN HE WENT
I wouldn't worry about a thing, Ingus.
to the dark man
in a tutu, Waluigi.
Quote from: dahans on May 25, 2009, 10:20:39 PMYes, he is, so
BOB MARLEY IS AMAZING
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0NHbOqmNVm8
A very long time
ago I was searching
for the lost palace
, and it was under
the mountain of chocolate
which I ate under
ZZ Top's dinner table.
Suddenly there was a(n)
huge explosion as Dahans
, a genius from austria,
who was in a(someone please say padded cell)
pad where they sell
straight jackets to the
(-.-) to the poor people
who desperately need to...
eat some soup so
they don't repeat words.
*cough dahans cough*
A penny saved is not
spent, unless the spender
spends the penny, but
if he does, then
dahans is getting stronger (???)
Im going to pretend that post by dahans never happened. ;D
Quote from: SirIngusBingus on May 31, 2009, 10:08:34 AMif he does, then
he will have lost
xDxDxD hilarious
his life because of
his heart being attached
by SuperFireKirby who is
This is because he
is 25 percent Chinese.
(or did you say Japanese?)
So he cooks noodles
and is also yellow.....-ish :)
becuase of the accident
while making ramen in
a wok where a
fat kid named Porky
ate all the udon
so SFK decided to
to make soba instead
of screaming and yelling
from 3rd degree burns...
all over his anus.
YES! that made me happy :D
In the end SuperFireKirby
used his super awsomeness
to rape small kittens
ah hah, you thought you could get away with calling yourself awesome. LET ME TELL YOU YOUNGUNS, THIS AIN'T A WORLD WERE DAT CAN 'APPEN!
in a bank vault.
So he got into
serious doo-doo with the
owner of the bank
who was obviously a(n)
Like Like. The owner
began to fuck SuperFireKirby
, who panicked and nearly
and began to blow
(AHEM! Dahans! That post doesn't really fit with the previous one!)
(that's true, but does the whole story make sense? Probably not :D)
on his brothers' cock
(muah ha ha (actually say summing as well as chatting next timos))
you guys are fucking sick. BTW, how do you blow on a chicken? :P
xD
Let's go back to the last time the story made sense, hm?
Quote from: SirIngusBingus on June 07, 2009, 11:20:15 AM, who panicked and nearly
fell asleep because of
the time that he
forgot to feed his
his pet leemur so
he never ate a(n)
MUFFIN WITH HATS OF
rabbits because of the
disproportionally large fountain. Friends...
"Who are you people!?"
they asked and suddenly
they got judo kicked
by Chuck Norris who
then walked into the
moon accidentally, because he
thought it was the
jello filled swimming pool
next to the street
where Bob Marley lived.
That street is awesome
due to little holes
Chuck Norris makes when
he spits watermelon seeds
onto the ground. And
(someone has to write down the whole story :D )
sentences can't start 'and'.
(are can't two words? or one word? yep and thank you that was a mistake ^^)
However, he went into
another dimension and found
(1 word, "can't" is a contraction of two words)
the Master Ball. With
a magikarp inside that
some git had wasted
the ball on, he
suddenly fall into a
lake. However, the Magikarp
was much weaker than
the nearby Remoraid, and
lost against the mighty
hobo that just teleported
onto the Remoraid. Magikarp
had won against JaMaHa
in the past, but
now he was much
weaker. So he took
the pill and died
with his finger in
his nose. Fortunately, Magikarp
was much stronger than
Your level 100 Magikarp
and so transformed into
A even bigger Magikarp
who activated some explosives
and suddenly our world
was covered in Magikarps.
Then the magikarps changed
into a shiny gyarados
which immediately died, hence
shiny means auto-destruct
because there is no
water in the lake
because the magikarp spontaneously
started tap dancing in
another magikarps body which
was eaten by another
Magikarp which became a
Red Gyarados!! They started
A new civilization dynasty
which took over the
kingdom of the epic
lord Red the Douche.
Who lived up to
expectations of the mighty
golden magikarp which proved
that he was even
more powerful than your
mother who is a
another magikarp in disguise
with his family of
magikarps who was very
large and indestructible. Then
magikarp made a haiku
about his family of
great epic proportions which
surprised the whole world.
The world even wanted
more magikarps but they
were eaten by Magikarps
off the coast of
Magikarp bay. Then magikarps
began to breed rapidly.
Magikarp breeding videos sold
badly. A random meteor
wiped the magikarp species
out of existence. Fish
is good with rice
and wine. The meteor
somehow brought 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 magikarps
Then the story ended.
Why did it end?
Because Magikarps brainwashed us
into think its over.
Magicarps aren't in this
world. They are mere
figments of our imagination
created by the magikarps
ability to splash around
in our collective consciences
and thus have created
more Magikarps which are
now dead because of
(seriously guys, can we stop with the magicarps? This is getting plain boring, and I haven't contributed as much as some people.)
Because I'm the Emperor.
So the world began
and the new race
greatly rejoiced at the
unique spicy lemon blend
land. They also loved
eating pie and celebrated
Encyclopedia Dramatica, and then
consumed an entire goat.
Suddenly JaMaHa began to
consume an entire goat.
And Hugomeister began banning
the unlawful goat killers
by using a knife
dipped in barbeque sauce.
The banhammer got rusty
so we went wild
and killed two people
Hugo called S.T.A.R.S. in
a 'nemesis' style voice
that creeped everyone out.
The S.T.A.R.S. came here
and so the world
turned purple because the
red mouse was hungry.
Then pianos began to
fall on small children,
who were disabled because
Im'a firin ma Lazooorrr.
Sturm then blew up
all the crippled children
even though they were
as heavy as elephants
they got to ride
directly to Helm's Deep
where orcs were trying
to jerk off. So
Saruman yelled at them
because they were dirty
fat, hobbitis!(get it?) Saruman then
wondered if he was
in over his head.
by sending his entire
fleet of talking animals
into Narnia to destroy
the Arwing, (I was kinda angling towards StarFox, not Narnia) he realized
"Do a Barrel Roll!"
however, it was ineffective.
Slippy died again, but
he was replaced by
a comparatively intelligent shovel.
He died some days
after, and Fox instead
shot slippy down with
his mother due to
his annoying squeaky voice.
Suddenly he began to
change into a horrible
monster who ate little
men and women due
to hunger. An angry
old man started to
hit him with his
cane. Slippy fought back
With his steak sandwich
but a heart attack
stopped him from attacking
little children to be
catapulted out of the
universe. So he ate
his teeth turn brown,
Then he commenced operation
The Great Mighty Poo (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Mighty_Poo)
Which ended the world
Suddenly it seems that
quickly that no one
can ever get out
of fufilling their part
as they raced epicly
(does that make sense?)
big yellow tree. Michael
from his rape with
a new dance to
rape Toad with his
cute ass because he
isn't part of this
new age hooblah. suddenly
he died from a bad
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5 "words", bite me.
headache which is a
(I remember back when I made fun of MJ in 3rd grade. You guys re all idiots.)
Anyways...
shame cuz he's awesome!
Then a big yellow
bird walked onto Sesame
oil which caught fire
and burnt down the
entire Sesame Street set,
which killed Big Bird.
Big Bird was gay
as a rainbow in
the pot of (gold/crack <<<you choose :P)
Therefore was buried nine...
out of ten weasels.
Those damn weasels ate
some mints that would
help against bad breath.
But there was one
big problem. Big Bird
ate the weasels first.
But then everything changed
The four word story!
Does it make sense?
Why, yes it does!
(But then everything changed The four word story!)
I'm gonna put everything together one day and post it up here, is that okay?
I already put together about five pages and posted it. No one cares though.
Quote from: SuperFireKirby on November 26, 2009, 10:43:40 AMI already put together about five pages and posted it. No one cares though.
Where did you post it? I have never seen it!
I would like to see the some pages of it.
Continuing from where we left off "Why, yes it does!"
No it simply doesn't
It's kinda late to
but not late enough
to figure out that
it was already too
late to be late.
Then he said to
his mother that he
didn't take a walk.
This was because he
weather was severely normal.
That didn't make sense...
yet. But instead, the
sentence was trying to
jump out of mouthes
to avoid perplexity (??). The
amount of perplexity was
indeed very... very normal.
so normal infact, that
when he jumped out
out of the window
to a trampoline that...
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was broken down. So
he almost died.
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Last post here.
But fate didn't
allow him to go
out with a girl
who obviously was a
computer. The boy realized
that he could use
a knife to kill
some lawn mowers and
so the world died.
But then it suddenly
changed into a better
star. The End. Or
maybe it wasn't the
end because there was
still hope left in
the right shoulder of
Chuck Norris' foot. This
would be the end.
Unless his foot was
roundhouse kicking the world
with his shoulder's head.
Then it would certainly
be a death of
this story. The End.
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END THIS NOW!!!!
But the end was
merely the beginning of
an eight word story.
But eight words are
far too many, so
we'll shorten it to
4. So the story
begins with a dog
whose name was Kirby,
(YAY 4 WORD STORY!)
but chewed on people's
Quote from: universe-X on January 08, 2010, 02:34:54 PMbut chewed on people's
That doesn't make sense so it doesn't count.
Quote from: dahans on January 08, 2010, 05:50:53 AMwhose name was Kirby,
(YAY 4 WORD STORY!)
the dog of awesomeness.
How does it not make sense!?
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Kirby usually fought with
older people like me,
because he was such
a tensive little dog.
Its mother, called Sonic,
beat him with a
balloon shaped hammer owned
by a little cat
who was conveniently in
a cupboard yesterday, when
it rained pigs
and noodles. During noodle
rain the pigs were
eating up all the
mustard produced by a(n)
octopus that had super
mustard flavored ink. This
poisoned all of the
offspring of Kirby. The
mother, Sonic had to
convince his sister, Zelda,
that the youngsters were
dying, but Zelda wouldn't
buy such bologna as
brother Wario would have.
Zelda knew that they
would die soon, but
she did not dare
fight the piano for
the mighty octupseseses anemomonenene.
The pterodactyl-riding rabbit
broke into a story
because he liked the
mangos in the paycheck.
Therefore he conquered the
mighty Link to save
the Mushroom Kingdom from
the evil Piantissimo II.
Sponge-eating herbivorous reptiles
were eating friendly reptiles
with their arms because
forks never existed at
the intersection of a
street called "Living it
Crazy Road. They especially
disliked the foreign taste
of the salty gravel.
Suddenly there was a
big crash that set
the TNT on your
car to explode. So
I went to the
gas station to make
some oil that will
burn the TNT before
the bomb was planted.
This was ironic because
it made no sense
seeing as how the
oil would eventually revive
pikachu with its magical
belt of electrical goodness.
So now the weird
oil-pikachu which had
mega super electronic super
gloves that could kill
everyone! Even the mighty
electric socks could avoid
being touched by water.
Unless the vibrating boots
would find some way
to get out of
this story that died
dot dot.. The End!
But suddenly the end
decided to take a
new beginning, because the
old ending was too
boring. Finally the new
story also freakin' died
from its lack of
cohesion, as well as
(I swear, I've read, "electric socks could avoid being touched by water" that many times. :P)
from my pet iPad.
This story is over.
he thought and suddenly
the iPad sprouted arms
and ran away with
(Yes, I'm aware it sprouted arms, and not legs. :P)
a metal baton smacking
come on, post! (this doesn't count)
Quote from: raymondbl on May 03, 2010, 06:42:24 PMa metal baton smacking
-_____- It's only been a day. Nothing dies without food in a day.
WELL THEN WHY AREN'T YOU FRICKIN' POSTING FOUR WORD STORIES, NOT YELLING AT ME!!! I almost laughed to death when I first saw this topic. I don't want it to die - 1 day = half-dead
raymondbl is an idiot.
The entire populace concluded
When he said "VgVirtuoso...
they called him a
moron. "U-X and Raymondbl..."
"..you have an STD"
that makes fungus grow...
in VERY bad places
. They never stopped growing
Until my dang girlfriend...
left me for a
LITTLE BITCH THAT DOESN'T
(too graphic? :P)
EVEN KNOW HOW TO
ride a (bus)y butt!
..you guys aren't good.
We know it all. :P
norly you're bad atthis
clvr move upuled thar
thank you very much!
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You won't believe how hard it was to find all that...
Quote from: ETFROXX on May 09, 2010, 07:19:18 PM..you guys aren't good.
On an unrelated topic...
I like corn lots.
she said and suddenly
the huge, monstrous corn...
gave her a cookie
because in Nebraska, corn
gives adorable people cookies
because they are really
ugly on the inside.
When they finally went
Quote from: Dude on May 10, 2010, 06:04:17 PMugly on the inside.
THIS WAS ABOUT ME YOU JERK. D:
(back to story)
to candy mountain because
Quote from: ETFROXX on May 10, 2010, 07:34:26 PMTHIS WAS ABOUT ME YOU JERK. D:
I thought you said "Dude is my friieend!" :P
it was raining on
Quote from: universe-X on May 10, 2010, 07:36:35 PMI thought you said "Dude is my friieend!" :P
it was raining on
Dude is my friend!. He even texted me today. =P
the people of who-ville
Quote from: Dude on May 10, 2010, 06:04:17 PMugly on the inside.
The best what I have read on NSM so far xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD.
Quote from: ETFROXX on May 10, 2010, 08:15:28 PMDude is my friend!. He even texted me today. =P
the people of who-ville
who were obviously having
epileptic seizures that then
decacipated 999/1000 of the
population that was really
susceptible to hallucinations of
mangos in the open
air that was polluted
from the game called
"Dude/SFK versus U-X and Raymondbl
which didn't really exist
Quote from: raymondbl on May 19, 2010, 12:31:24 PM"Dude/SFK versus U-X and Raymondbl
That's five words.
Anyway:
"NSM is totally awesome."
Especially because we now
have the eye-pooping new
...pooping?
banner up on the
banner. Suddenly, a nuclear
rubber destroyed the banner
because mighty JaMaHa accidental
ly forgot the end
and Oni did too
with fish in hand
he ate the fish
although he knew that
it was highly poisonous
but noone could prevent
what was to happen
and thus he had
to go to the
bathroom to look for
his own penis but
instead he decided to
go to the store
and buy a penis
but then he found
out that he was
actually a super-powered
power puff girl and
watched a horror movie.
, this full stop was
a piece of cacke
but was a lie
that he couldn't believe
that a full stop
would just keep going
until slowpoke died of
watching pokemon but as
he died he said
"I love pokemon." The
words stopped his death
from being painful and
slow. suddenly there wasn't
a burger in front
of a tv set
but a chicken sandwich
came across with a
brainwashing Golbez. He proceeded
against his mother who
hit him with a
angry emoticon. \(╬+ಠ益ಠ)/
A MATHEMATICAL
submarine decided against destroying
the giant dog in
plain sight of his
bike. but there WASN'T
a man who could
defeat the great, almighty
penguin lord of doom
who was Tranzlater himself.
Suddenly, the man who
was going to buy
from McDonalds accidentally just
got a taco instead
, gave it to Bowser,
killed his siter, made
a whopper junior, and
threw it in the
wastebasket at Taco Bell
the taco cloned itself,
turned into a 5000
Quote from: TheLegend on June 03, 2010, 02:55:07 PMturned into a 5000
I'm sorry, but after looking at all your posts, your grammar is absolutely horrific.
Dear god... it just so awful it makes me cringe.
Quote from: Dude on June 03, 2010, 03:00:32 PMI'm sorry, but after looking at all your posts, your grammar is absolutely horrific.
Dear god... it just so awful it makes me cringe.
His grammar is definitely not worse than mine grammar.^^
However....
Quote from: SlowPokemon on June 03, 2010, 04:32:44 PM-mouthed beast who looked
similar to your pencil
Quote from: dahans on June 03, 2010, 04:46:16 PMHis grammar is definitely not worse than mine grammar.^^
True, but you have a
reason for having bad grammar.
Quote from: Dude on June 03, 2010, 05:25:13 PMTrue, but you have a reason for having bad grammar.
Oh, shut up. No one likes to be corrected. Get back on topic.
Quote from: dahans on June 03, 2010, 04:46:16 PMsimilar to your pencil
when writing a tale
No, YOU shut up.
Quote from: Dude on June 03, 2010, 05:25:13 PMTrue, but you have a reason for having bad grammar.
xD, I hope I don't make too many mistakes and I think that my grammar is improving. (is it?^^)
Quoteabout the wonders of
of a magic mushroom
from Geno's Forest. What
's even more important
of Dude the idiot
(he's not an idiot, he just has a short temper)
while sleeping under the
Quote from: Dude on June 04, 2010, 11:26:53 AMOk. You seriously need to fuck off.
Dude
CHILL
THE
FUCK
OUT
NO.
No one purposely calls me an idiot and gets away with it!
Quote from: Dude on June 04, 2010, 11:45:06 AMNO.
No one purposely calls me an idiot and gets away with it!
he was probably kidding
I doubt it.
That little fucker has been doing this shit for a while.
and then Concerto intervenes
and everyone was happy
except for Dude, who
was even happier than
a panda in the
sugary, golden bamboo forest.
Dude was glad about
my return to the scene
;D
And I can't recall ever doing this before, and I was joking.
God.
Slow ate a large
(have you been noticing that all my posts in this section have been about food lately
-mouthed bass that actually
was a s00p@h evil
Quote from: Dude on June 03, 2010, 03:00:32 PMI'm sorry, but after looking at all your posts, your grammar is absolutely horrific.
Dear god... it just so awful it makes me cringe.
turned into a five-thousand mouthed beast. makes sense??? why is it awful grammer? and then how did I get such a good explore score?:
edit: golden pidgey. the pidgey
make relationships fall apart,
with big dinosaur muffin
shaped like front-view hatchetfish
(if you don't know what one looks like: )
(https://www.ninsheetmusic.org/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi223.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fdd138%2Fsubzero9285%2FSub%2FHatchetfish.jpg&hash=07005263e85ab25d25a3bb538092d84c93aef784)
Sorry if it's big, I'm too busy to resize it.
Ugh. That thing freaks me out worse than insects do.
Anyway...
that Slow accidentally ate
Quote from: TheLegend on June 05, 2010, 08:31:06 AMturned into a five-thousand mouthed beast. makes sense??? why is it awful grammer? and then how did I get such a good explore score?:
edit: golden pidgey. the pidgey
1. Use capitals. Seriously.
2. Only use one question mark at a time.
3. Learn to spell correctly or use spell check for once.
4. Don't use a conjunction as the first word of a sentence.
5. wtf is with the extra ":"?
Of course, there are many more errors with that post, however, it isn't worth my time to point them all out.
Quote from: Dude on June 05, 2010, 11:54:58 AM1. Use capitals. Seriously.
2. Only use one question mark at a time.
3. Learn to spell correctly or use spell check for once.
4. Don't use a conjunction as the first word of a sentence.
5. wtf is with the extra ":"?
Of course, there are many more errors with that post, however, it isn't worth my time to point them all out.
...
CONCERTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
DUDE'S BEING A TROLLLLLLLLLLL
I'm not being a troll, I'm proving my point.
Quote from: Dude on June 05, 2010, 01:50:36 PMI'm not being a troll, I'm proving my point.
TROLL'S OPINOOOOOOOOONS
CONCERTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
You're really annoying.
Dude, you are really grating on my nerves. I'm a grammar freak myself, but THIS IS THE INTERNET. You can't go around and stick your snob face in everyone's business because everyone uses poor grammar here.
While I didn't follow this rule because I'm angry, don't say anything if you can't say anything NICE.
Jesus Christ. Are we going to have to give a kindergarten lesson here?
Quote from: SlowPokemon on June 05, 2010, 02:24:59 PMDude, you are really grating on my nerves. I'm a grammar freak myself, but THIS IS THE INTERNET. You can't go around and stick your snob face in everyone's business because everyone uses poor grammar here.
While I didn't follow this rule because I'm angry, don't say anything if you can't say anything NICE.
Jesus Christ. Are we going to have to give a kindergarten lesson here?
If you could ask maybe just a bit nicer... and I really don't mind him.
Quote from: Dude on June 05, 2010, 11:54:58 AM1. Use capitals. Seriously.
2. Only use one question mark at a time.
3. Learn to spell correctly or use spell check for once.
4. Don't use a conjunction as the first word of a sentence.
5. wtf is with the extra ":"?
Of course, there are many more errors with that post, however, it isn't worth my time to point them all out.
Thank you. I will try to correct all my mistakes. You started with wtf! :P
SlowPokemon: This is the four word story. Any story should have correct grammar. ::)
Quote from: TheLegend on June 05, 2010, 03:54:47 PMYou started with wtf! :P
I
knew someone would point that out. :3
Wow, I come back to a topic and it's a mess... why does no mod see this kind of stuff?
I think it's over anyway.
I could be wrong though. :3
I AM GOING TO START A NEW STORY NOW PLEASE KEEP GRAMMAR IN MIND AND LETS FORGET ABOUT ARGUING... however fun it is
Once upon a time
there weren't any humans
only robots like Wall-E
and pet cockroaches that
freaked Slow out immensely
but everyone loved them
as they were immortal,
unlike the foolish fools,
who decided that the
might dahans who is
Quote from: TheLegend on June 06, 2010, 11:54:39 AMmighty dahans who is
thanks for the correction, I simply forgot the y.
Quote from: TheLegend on June 06, 2010, 11:54:39 AMa clone and part-robot.
This was not true
in his eyes because
he simply couldn't see
that he was yellow
with envy of Slow
who was pink with
white stuff. Dahans threw
his triforce straight across
Hyrule and it boomeranged
back and hit TheLegend
but he survived and
plotted his nasty revenge
by commiting painful suicide.
Dahans became mightier because
because one less person,
was mourning Dahans' suicide
that was provoked by
excessive alcohol and depression
sex, drugs, and candy.
Everyone was shocked because
in that world, candy
was good for the
process of losing weight.
Many people needed this
suicide thoughts generating machine
but it had yet
to be proven deadly
to clones. "GIMME THAT
BACK, IT DOESN'T BELONG
TO MY SISTER", he
cried, eating a squirrel.
But suddenly, Mario and
Barney ran to the
water trough and dunked
Samus until her suit
killed a Metroid and
TheLegend asked "A Metroid?"
Slow facepalmed and used
a metal baton to
beat him with pleasure.
"Bullying is for SFK/Dude
who is really...umm..."
"Aah, not this again!"
he said as he
cursed Dude's name frustratedly.
Stop using my name.
Dude said as Matthew
No, seriously, stop using it.
"OF COURSE WE WILL!"
Screamed anomynous. Anomynous revealed
his true buttocks, scaring
Dude into being weird
"Stop Using My Name!"
Come on guys, we
need to focus on
the tale of the
four word story! Now
moderators, lock this topic!
Slow suddenly used Amnesia
and prevented the mods
Quote from: TheLegend on June 19, 2010, 10:59:36 AMmoderators, lock this topic!
You can't not want something just because you're not feeling wanted.
from doing such a
horrendous act of evil
to make everyone cry
like babies without food.
Concerto overreacted and locked
the mods in a
cage filled with rabid
rabbits to avoid that
irritating superhero, Rayman, who
would kill everyone for
his fame and money
and double-cheeseburgers and pleasure.
But a little secret
was: Slow had defeated
many demons filled with
cheese and onion but
they turned into mummies! 三ï¼
"That's five words?" the
taser shouted, holding a
an electrocuted human beside
a smoking chair. "Wait!"
Announced the forgotten Rayman.
"I'm talking, so quiet!
"There's nothing else to
say, you sorry bunch
of half-wit doofuses!"
"Guys shut up!", dahans
said, knocking Slow unconscious.
TheLegend used tai-ji-chuan, pwning
himself because he wasn't
as mean as dude
isn't, so we stopped
(I suggest: using names from NSMmembers)
saying it. But Slow
was slower than a
slow, so he couldn't
be faster than fast
a stranger said and
"Thought it was over?"
But it wasn't! For
some reasons, Slow was
dancing like a gypsy
and hypnotized Dahans to
kill the day-care pokemon
(hugo's TWG)
while dancing and laughing
with misty's red gyrados.
and blue Squirtle. HOWEVER,
GYRADOS SWALLOWED SQUIRTLE AND
FALL ASLEEP WHILE EATING
SLOW'S PIC. So he
conjured plans on how
to be ninja (nigahiga
in other language). However
he failed. Miserably. So
he you tubed it,
but got banned. The
mighty one, who is
Dahans the Gladiator of
(can you please put fate as the next word?)
fate and universe, was
offending universe-x who was
slapping TheLegend because he
didn't know what he
was hypnotized for. "blah
blah, new post," Slow
plotted to annihilate the
fire-types with Surf
ing kyrogues.
[INTERMISSION]
Or however you spell it.
[/INTERMISSION]
GROUDON STOMPED
away on his DDR
only to find that
he completely destroyed it.
He then proceeded to
go to Gamestop to
purchase a new video
"At a GAME store?"
(I think he wanted someone to finish it and say "Game" afterwards.)
But Groudon really wanted
his Cave of Origin
destroyed because he didn't
like the remodeled version
of his moon Condo.
He went on a...
all of his lost
cheeseburgers from Five Guys
who split them into
pieces of the Triforce
which then in turn
sliced open Link's head
which Ganon laughed at
until Link's pieces attacked.
Ganon then decided to
"Decide? He's dead!" Slow
(one-track mind :D)
cauldron that Wormtail used
and made link even
stronger than before this.
Link was finally more
than happy to dispose
his powerful moves, that
would soon cease to
amaze Ganon. Soon after
arriving in Kakariko Village,
Link cast a spell
to remove his hat
and out came Squirtle
with his friends Bulbasaur
and Charmander. Link then
was mesmerized. Their cuteness
didn't overwhelm him. He
saw Zelda with another
hero, so Link decided
to hunt him. But
sent in Charmander after
Bulbasaur to track his
Squirtle who went to
Teehee Valley on a
mission to capture the
hypnotist Magikoopa in Fungitown.
Squirtle finds the Triforce
instead, and mistakenly sends
Bulbasaur into Ganon's evil
death trap of fire
Ganon then made Bulbasaur
commit suicide. But Charmander
ran out like a
person who helped friends
(boo)
and continued to Vermilion
rofl
to ignore Bulbasaur's pleas
and for Squirtle to
start as a sniper
to climb to ToadTown
and work with Shroobs
and to shoot them
(the toads) to make
Toad pudding for Ganon...
But Squirtle was shot
with a single seed
by the enemy, Treecko.
Treeko and his sidekick
Psyduck took Squirtle hostage.
Squirtle then uses Withdraw
which turned into Skullbash
which KOs Psyduck. Squirtle
then escaped Treecko's grasp
and then pushed Treeko
down to waiting Sharpedo
Squirtle, after killing all
enemies, rescued Bulbasaur and
killed him. Squirtle then
disposed of the body
and continued with Charmander
Quote from: drpamplemousse on July 17, 2010, 03:45:11 PMand continued with Charmander.
(added period :D)
Squirtle was the only
Pokémon who held the
power to kill, not
the power of grace.
Suddenly, a Zapdos emerged
and Squirtle Hydro-Pump to
knock it out of
orbit with the moon
causing the earth to
do nothing. Squirtle and
his friends (no one)
decided to kill all
people. Soon Squirtle was
crowned the King of
England and his subjects
fed him turkey legs...
...and Ho-Oh was very
pleased at the sight
and bred more turkey
which provided an endless
pleasure for King Squirtle.
He then skipped evolution
and accidentally killed himself.
Link then resurrected him
(you really want him living, don't you? And when did Link come back to life? xDDDDDD)
, sacrificing himself in doing
Quote from: SlowPokemon on July 17, 2010, 05:53:18 PM(you really want him living, don't you? And when did Link come back to life? xDDDDDD)
, sacrificing himself in COMPLETING
(I can change the verb!)
the evolution into Blastoise
(and Squirtle is my FAVORITE POKEMON EVER)
Quote from: drpamplemousse on July 17, 2010, 05:56:42 PMthe evolution into Blastoise.
Meanwhile, Bulbasaur woke up
(as in, two can play at that game xD)
to a world run
but died again, for
Quote from: SlowPokemon on July 18, 2010, 06:59:38 AMbut died again, for
(that makes no sense with the preceeding set of words... Bulbasaur woke up to a world run but died again... ???)
because he couldn't see
that Slow killed him.
SORRY! :(
So, Squirtle killed Slow
in revenge and proceeded
take over Viridian City
(TO take over Viridian City)
and hypnotize Giovanni into
mass murdering all of
Team Rocket, then himself.
Squirtle then feels at
least he should have
let Bulbasaur live, for
killing him too much
was incredibly painful. So
Squirle killed Pikachu finally.
"When did Pikachu do
anything?" Squirtle just hates
to ask, but he
hates electric types. So
he wiped out all
electric types with a
single Water Gun. Then
had every Nidoking use
HornDrill. Squirtle was the
leader of the army
of Meowth, who revolted
against the Nidoking. Squirtle
was a squirting turtle
who betrayed Meowth because
he had nothing else
(also,my first DSi post!)
Congratulations! That was me last week. :)
to live for anymore.
He grabbed a magnum,
aimed at his head,
fired, and rainbows poured
from the sky because
Squirtle's reign of terror
Finally ended forever. Although
he died, his ideas
still lived in Ganon's
lair. "YOU DARE BRING
THOSE IDEAS TO MY
WEBSITE?! I MUST BAN
YOU". Unfortunately, he couldn't
hack the IP Firewall
so he bought a
four mile long.... "thing"
to destroy the city
unless the not very
good grammar strikes. Which
is like this: like
how anger affects day
and night, there will
be enemies coming to
come, yell and fight.
"Stop this rhyming madness!"
said Oni-Link's Absol, twitching
(wait when did my icon come into this)
in excitement, ready to
(when I was looking for inspiration :D)
attack SlowPokemon's Slowpoke with
my South Park mini-me
and rule the planet.
This plan was thwarted
by the evil Purple1222119,
with his Bowser arrangement
stuff. Oni-Link's super sidekick,
that was even weaker
than dahans, (you put yourself into this) turned out
to be French. He
had the powers of
(wait, when did I come into this? :P)
all Frenchmen, which is
extensive smell of brie;
while having an exquisite
taste of burnt Indian
Cake that also had
essence of lard and
sugar that could kill
zombie leprechauns whilst eating
Delicious Fruit (http://i-wanna-be-the-guy.wikia.com/wiki/Delicious_Fruit) and the
cream filled lemmings began
rampaging through China, doing
cocaine while hitchhiking for
noodles. There was also
a cloud who dropped
eggs and tacos. BUT,
the eggs were actually
Delicious Fruit (http://i-wanna-be-the-guy.wikia.com/wiki/Delicious_Fruit) and the
Kid wanted to be
a Delicious Fruit (http://i-wanna-be-the-guy.wikia.com/wiki/Delicious_Fruit) so
we killed Purple for
his insides and juicy
bones, which happened to
be Delicious Fruit (http://i-wanna-be-the-guy.wikia.com/wiki/Delicious_Fruit), so
we ended up boiling
purple and continued on
living the life of
luxury and eating lots
of boiled Delicious Fruit (http://i-wanna-be-the-guy.wikia.com/wiki/Delicious_Fruit),
to get powered up
and become The Guy!
The Guy then decided
he should dance while
lieking mudkipz. Next, he
plotted a very evil
plot to be like
Purple, boiled and delicious.
He took a stick,
and pushed the fruit
into the small part
of the Chinese Embassy
and twirled it around
until capitalism ruled China
and the whole world.
"Yay Capitalism!" The Guy
said, spasming his arms.
The spasms were fatal,
as he was evil.
and finally killed off
the last Delicious Fruit
that wasn't as
delicious as he thought
so he threw up
rainbows that made him
spew skittles across the
floor, crumbling it to
Strawberry and Grape goodness
. Having eaten elephants, he
was still not satisfied.
But there was a
slight miscalculation in his
nuclear bomb blueprints, so
tried to ask his
mom if he could
borrow some more of
her poptarts, so tasty
killing was an option
he'd save for later.
or so he thought..
because then he realized
that he bumped the
Mango Tango off the
(yay, its back!)
Board of Executive All-Star
CPAs and their respective
coffee-flavored ice creams
which tasted the same
as some pine scented
Octagonal methane fueled empathogens,
by Cows of America
who were responsible for
being unorthodox presbitarians without
any rhyme or reason
...ate another piece of...
pork liver, with some
strange-tasting beef-flavored
ketchup-mustard that was
made from a secret
ingredient composed of a
C minor scale and
(you said composed xD)
Beethoven's hair mixed with
Burgmuller's sweat along with
Dog breath canned by
severed octorok mouths with
oatmeal covered in biscuits
with taste of garlic
gravy which sentenced the
super powered mole people
that pops out of
a thread that stopped
keep this topic up
by talking about more
Pingas and some little
Squadala burgers served with
onion cheese and banana
-breaded tofu with caffeinated
nose stuffings on a
sandwich of Billy Mays'
Cornbread and the best
game ever that's named
"the worst game ever"
a misnomer that confused
many toddlers after they
suffocated from the lack
of efficient nitrogen and
started spouting nuclear acid
therefore inevitably causing the
inevitable destruction of the
the headquarters of McDonalds.
Suddenly the best person
decided to lubricate his...
car's engine and accidentally
herped up his derp
while taking a break
from 200 hours of
sensored movies that caused...
intense bowel movements ending
the life of my
dearest great grandfather who...
liked to rant about
how being your age
makes you feel like
a lemon tart that...
liked reading Dr.Seus until
it exploded in his
head and then he
decided to lick a
delicious lollipop made of
roasted lamprey that will
detonate in a single
press of a button.
Suddenly, an over-weight pudgy
hermaphrodite who likes to
stare at your glowing
pen is about to
Quote from: garlicbananas on April 07, 2011, 01:20:27 PMpen is about to
Don't think we can't see the hidden message in that. :P
throw the largest potato
at your mother's old
cactus that decided to
Quote from: fingerz on April 07, 2011, 02:56:56 PMDon't think we can't see the hidden message in that. :P
You were supposed to ;D
do nothing about it
and scratch it's ugly
yellow freckle that glows
rainbow during the trimester
in which you failed
to have a child....
er, a trimester is a period of pregnancy.
that was like at ( My English is not good I know)
McDonald's when everyone decided
eating with their eyes
Glued to the gal
that flashed her tiny
toes to Maractus, causing
the nuclear penny reactor
to explode, creating a
mushroom supernova bigger than
a snail who saw
Abraham Lincoln's beard get trimmed
by a large ugly
Ogre that smelt like
Shrek when Donkey licked
his fugly already smelly
funky-looking CD-colored
(Because a CD is Zeta's favorite color.)
Orangutan that had died
of fat people sitting
on the blue rocks.
A butt ugly granny
beat up megan fox
with a paper fan.
Fox took his blaster
and shot Justin Bieber
so that he screamed
"omigod a talking fox!"
The fox proceeded to
inspect the hole located
on the space-time continuum
but immediately disintegrated into
tomato sauce which was
eaten by jub's dragon
that wasn't named Growabush. ::)
Raymondbl's dragon egg suddenly
exploded when fingerz used
the quadratic formula. Meanwhile
Fox and Falco pwned
a large rock (somehow)
causing money to appear.
Link stole the rupees
and fled to the
Jedi Academy in planet
Marth. Olimar and Captain
Underpants decided to burp
which ended up exploding
the Bionic Booger Boy's
large and ugly head
when suddenly a prickly
Mimbulus Mimbletonia squirted Stinksap
all over a stupid
mankey that was squeezing
a Heatmor's smelly old
pimple. Mr. Clean then
decided to clean the
already clean cleaning disinfectant
that had some kind
of radioactive chemical that
Japan used in their nuclear
pillow fight which happened
after the earthquake.
Torben Christensen ate a
delicious pie made of
boogers and beeswax that
he imediately spit up
into SFK's dinner that
included Ray's second egg. :(
Out of nowhere a
ridiculously large carnivorous DS
fought 3DS in an
atomic battle that decided
who would become the
Champion. Suddently Gary appeared
and challenged Ash to
a children's card game.
The next morning, Bobby
ate a salmon covered
in beef jerky so
delicious that chocolate, jealous
and wrathful, killed Bobby.
An old baby farted
loudly and everyone said
"Drat this dwarvish racket!"
Everyone dies of smells
coming from Bowser's kitchen.
Bowser was actually cooking
soiled grapes with a
pinch of mushroom pow(d)er.
to suduce Peach into
sleeping in bed with
Daisy. They had a
flamboyant time, sucking on
my lemon-flavored lollipop.
This lollipop came from
the flap under your
pillow stored there for
a year or more.
"Curse you Blowpop company!!"
Mario cried, taking his
brother Luigi off on
an enraged journey encompassing
the many flabby atoms
of an overweight Bowser
Mario and Luigi puked.
Anyways, "Weird" Al Yankovic
became White and Nerdy
at Obama's conference. Hillary
Duff spat large chunky
"things" at the assembled
army of Mr. Potato
bugs, injuring their best
ninja who was about
to transform into something
less known for being
a ninja than being
something that will become
the world's greatest lightweight
cement mixer filled with
fish soup and other
miscellaneous edible items that
spoilt because Dahan's inactiveness
distracted raymond from eating
his dying dragon egg,
which he stole from
Luigi's mansion. Yoshi eggs
are delicious fried with
big steel balls deprived
from Steelix's dinner, which
typically contains some machinery
and other such masculine
mint slices bought at
you're local oil well.
After she was hypnotized,
she ate a dirty
hummock so big, snorlax
farted all over the
toad's mushrooms. Peach angrily
slapped him with a
metal baton, but snorlax
retaliated and used the
zZz move. It was
super effective, especially because
Peach can't tolerate smells
that come from sleeping
adolescents in puberty. Luigi(a)
freaked out and ran
up Snorlax's nostrils and
ate a delicous pudding
that mewtwo transformed into
by losing the game.
Suddenly Bowser's chorus appeared
and beat boxed until
Lady Gaga punched a
similar colored doorknob for
a million Australian dollars
which were awarded by
spitting some cheesy pumpkins
into Jupiter. Saturn was
angered by this and
punished Mercury for bringing
nothing cool to the
slumber party held by
a monkey who likes
monkeys doing monkey things
like monkeying around Youtube
by watching Monkey videos
about monkeys drinking vodka
causing them to puke
monkeys. Then along came
zombie monkeys turning Aipom
into Ambipom using a
move tutor in order
to probe the snail
called Fred who likes
waiting for page 100
even though he doesn't
claim 100 like me.
Meanwhile, on planet Saturn,
Santa was like "Arrggghhh!"
because he lost his
sled engine. 30 mph
was the speed limit
on Moonview Highway but
he said, "Screw that!"
and pushed a Ferrari
through Mario's massive face
and he popped. Balloons
detatched themselves from his
underwear so he could
pull down his pants
to show thirty other
pointed pencils that he
used to make a
Tamagotchi that decided to
beat itself up. It
dissolved into Pikachu and
exploded because it ate
a rawst berry that
cured his nasty burns
that were caused by
Bowser going "Blarggg!" and
farting inside Pikachu's mouth.
It's been a while since we've played this game. :P
Pikachu got angry and
climbed Temporal Tower because
the ketchup bottle was
being destroyed by Scyther
who wore a red
moustache to cover his
debt. However, Pikachu was
actually a Zoroark! It
ran to Pallet Town
and told Professor Oak
he had an affair
with Oak's forgotten child.
The end. In conclusion,
we now know winterkid
wants to start again!
To begin, Let's try:
Fingerz pulled out a
AK-47 to teach those
llamas to stop attacking
waluigi's wicked chin and
it blew up by
throwing orange leaves at
Wario's butt chin while
he smelled a large
Goomba which tried to
exact revenge on Mario.
Mario sucked out the
sperm out of Bowser
orange juice from Luigi's
*cough*
left nipple and used
*sniff sniff*. I smell a locked topic :P
put out the fire
That appeared on Mario's
forehead because he accidentally
pressed "B" on SSBB.
Suddenly, a computer attacked
using hax and transformed
into a demon and
started looking like Slow.
Then the subject changed
to something about food
until Fingerz ate a
giant Kecleon which tried
to punch Samus' left
thigh. She then tried
to eat it but
failed because Bowser needed
to have his tonsils
excavated due to a
earthquake cause by slutty
Wario and his large
Tetris block that blocked
the Koopatroopas from entering.
Waluigi then threw a
pinapple at Mario's huge
pimple on his sweaty
buttox which had multiplied
into several thousand tiny
fingerz, which posting twice
was frowned upon by
himself because he did
not like the look
of a mad woman
doing the time warp
in front of his
mother's cousin's nephew's daughter-in-law
which caused a massive
hole in space and
vigorously tore open the
bag of Cheetos. I
rage quit these shenanigans
!" Yelled Fingers as loud
as an african elephant
on Christmas morning. As
the sun rose behind
The Fat Contoller's Giant
floppy disk, some weird
fondling enormous fish that
smiled and shocked people
because it stuck out
of the wall in
side Mario's trousers which
grew exponentially when Peach
ran off with Luigi
and started performing a
little jig. "This just
blows!" said a fat
bastard whose lips spontaneously
ate something fat and
double posted because he
was ridiculously desperate and
never had any smelly
socks for Mario to
eat while raving to
Ned Kelly who decided
to dance like Gandalf
and shout really loudly
up to the giant
meteor that stangely ate
a cloud that looked
somewhat like a floppy
bunny rabbit with a
random Luigi eating its
Fingerz because he didn't
want blueflower chucking a
Purple Pikmin at his
prized mushroom which would
totally explode if a
giant porn star attacked
his carrot with a
second Luigi which decided
to be annoyed at
the large, chunky lemon
that we caught red-handed
even though he's innocent
because 11-year-olds are taking
nothing because there aren't
Not smart and they
use bad grammar because
They are mocking flowers
and someone from Zelda
'Cause they're smarter than
people who start flame-wars
and eat their own
Flowers and blue Facebooks
which decided to manipulate
Kefka's beautiful face and
put it on a
Flowery dress and speedos
And Kefka cried OH!
THAT LOOKS SEXY! and
Fingerz wailed that the
speedos on Kefka's face
which made Saria puke
All over blue flowers
which mutated due to
Teh beauty of barf
and became Master Barf
(Hey why was my post about Kefka deleted but not triforced's? >:()
who destroyed an entire
legion of lawful luigi's
underpants which contained several
Heroin and Steroids to
increase the size of
His mustache and bott
which grew random pimples
here, there, and everywhere.
Wario came onto Bowser
very suggestively, while the
big fat purple statue
of an anthill was
walking on top of
the large thing that
Dudeman sculpted into a
giant statue of the
ultimate object of massive
Peppermints. Meanwhile the large
robot Bowser made to
BUMP up old topics
manifested itself as Raymondbl
secretly. Winter then said
"I love to eat
your face!" while hammering
Statues of Triforced1 into
a letter addressed to
Whiscash at his pond
where Godzilla ate Concerto's
soul and became Demise.
Winter then proceeded to
interrupt Wario and Bowser's
hearty but healthy meal
and persuade them to
Share with him. However,
Raymond was too involved
with fear of being
destroyed by the massive
Mayhem of Ninsheetmusic and
was smashed by the
outrageous fart of Slow's
very shtanky, bodacious rumpus.
What's left of Raymondbl
was nothing shy of
a toothpick. Meanwhile the
overweight, but lovable Wario
said "I really need
to eat a sandwich."
He resumed his meal
with delight and farted.
When suddenly Clanker realised
"OH MAH GAWD, I...
"...NEED TO PISS BADLY!!!!!!!!"
and then he frowned
because he then thought
"I didn't make it..."
Bespiben laughed at him.
At that moment, Clanker
ran to his room
to grab his extra
pair of pants (underwear
were his favorite). Poop
clung to his old
shirt. "Enough!" said Olimar
, "Your shirt is on
backwards!" he yelled and
slapped him across the
world where he drank
root vodka. Meanwhile, the
eighty foot tall gorilla
that liked cheese went
to meta-ridley's house.
"I am the Great
Cheese-Eating Gorilla (great
pet of Zeus) King
Kefka!" he said to
the quaint town of
people that ate rather
finely crafted wooden figurines
that dipicted an image
so vile that even
the town's people were
puzzled of their existence
and they started to
cry. "GRAAH!" said the
really useful engines who
enjoyed spotted dick. Meanwhile
Clanker and Olimar traveled
Meta-Ridley's house yet again.
Upon arrival a tiny
spotted dick named Captain
Olimar had an army
or blueflowers that decimated
the planet. Space stations
have recently decided to
cause confusion and delay
any delinquents trying to
create their own version
of Ninsheetmusic's wonderful site.
Dude became an admin
Then winter demoted him
and made Meta-Ridley a
reject. Meta-Ridley began to
cry because he wanted
to just be accepted.
At least he wasn't
too involved with topics
to notice that the
big bad purple murple
was creeping closer. He
took out the master sword
and sliced off his
Ear. Then someone who
honestly doesn't care about
anything, took a seat.
Seated around the table
,Edward the Blue engine
big bad purple murple
. Then jesus licked a
gay mushroom which ate
someone other than Meta-Ridley,
making no sense whatsoever.
Dudeman noticed the weirdness
and stopped the conversation.
Over 9000 years later,
everyone he knew had
becom Force Ghosts, except
for Clanker, who didn't
quite understand anything yet.
Upon the horizon came
a blue French Horn
which was played by
Link fast-forwarded into
time, playing the song
of storms, reminding him
to always take his
daily viagra tablets. Meanwhile,
back at the ranch,
Bob was talking to
Fingerz, who was biting
Ruto's sexy uncle that
had 23 children, and
he decided to manipulate
Ruto's grandfather's large pile
of 78 children in
mud, rolling like pigs
eating French turnips grown
by swedish fish. "Hello!"
said the Amp Plains
to the yellow bunny.
But the yellow bunny
didn't like Amp Plains
and ate it for
no reason. Bowser's duel
to the death with
Thomas the Tank Engine
was very graphic. Very,
very graphic. Brine Cave
then ate a random
group of guests from
Sky Tower, while Rayquaza
shat on the remains
of Gruntilda's witches' hat.
Gruntilda was surprised. "Oh!
Clanker's avatar is old!
." Meanwhile, she got pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis
due to lack of
Dark Crater. "So what?
I don't have to
change my avatar!! (jokes,
on you, Meta-Ridley," laughed
Samus , who somehow entered
from another space-time continuum.
As our adventurers continued
in a southern direction,
to find James' mum
, we encountered something so
very awesomely amazingly amazing
that we wept tears
of sweat to cover
our eyes. It was...
sticky like Link's favourite
kind of treat. It
was made by Zelda
and had an aftertaste
that was slightly salty.
"Sticky and salty, just
how I like it,"
said, Gordon the Blue
semen-loving hairy octopus
that flew around in
-side Mario's left testicle
In Mario's other testicle,
Luigi was inspecting a
a thread that had
really fallen apart. The
head of S.H.I.T.™©® (Special™©® High™©® Instensity™©® Training™©®) Company™©®
Meta-Ridley, which was ironic
because the previous post
said, "Take him away!
Jokes, he's too awesome."
said Lyra, the lying
yet truthful marble cheesecake.
Blueflower bumped this topic
Do you know why?
asked the new member.
"No," replied the new member
Is not allowed in
this game. Please go
dunk your head in
a large pot of
some unnamed yellow liquid.
The yeallow liquid's name
was thus far unknown
And remained that way
for all of time.
For infinity and beyond.
Until one day, it
was discovered by future
Scientist, who decided to
destroy everything on Earth.
"Mufufufufufufufufufufufufu," chuckled the Scientist
(lol at the first word)
but then he coughed.
Which caused him to...
shoot himself in the
large crowded room where
People are unnoticed and...
degraded. Suddenly Porygon appeared
and gave everyone seizures
while the Scientist reincarnated
as the eleventh doctor.
WHO wanted to know
how many licks it
takes to get to
get a purple octopus
totally derailed. Meanwhile, the
overly-happy snooker-elephant crackle-popped a
bunch of hyphenated words
while realizing that this
topic was actually extremely
nirvana-inducing. Popping his
cyanide pills, he decided
to commit homocide by
getting someone else to
buy krushers from KFC
, triple choc is best
Served very very cold.
with a side of...
chocolate mints and marshmallows
on a PINGAS shaped
pony. Therefore, we must
shake this awesome sauce
Into oblivion, and then
we need to swim
down the hatch of
a strawberry cake nearby.
Inside the strawberry cake,
you find the Compass!
Duh duh duh duhhhhhhhh!
Meanwhile, in Mushroom Kingdom:
Bowser was sending his
minions search for bikinis,
and chocolate ice cream,
so he could be
bumping a silly game
because I wanted to
see what he would
do if a giant
tomato decided to dance.
The Ocarina of Time
was then played by
Tingle, and then he
Spontaneously combusted because he
shouldn't have done that.
In other words, the
stupid green little weirdo
is now no more.
There were no funeral,
For the two Tingle
big fat ugly walrus
completely blocking the way.
But Marin opened her
laptop from the wrong
Side of the void,
Quote from: Kman96 on August 12, 2012, 10:08:24 AMSide of the void,
finally ending the destruction...
But then, after Layton
flew through the hole
The large bumblebee exploded
Causing a toxic marshmallow
To fly into my
but couldn't fit through
the window. Nonsense abounds
And warps through blue
who like to drink
and get majorly messed
by the Queen of
Hearts, Spades, Clubs and
Hearts. I would like
didn't notice was me
trying to be frivolous.
Wow. Four just four words, this is a pretty long forum topic.
Quote from: FSM-Reapr on November 17, 2012, 05:30:55 AMtrying to be frivolous.
BonusPwnage misspelled 'for,' so
Yes I did. I misspelled a word. I'm human. I have faults. Get over it.
he still doesn't get
golfing trips. I like
the thirty minute video
I have no life.
Oh! I get it!
I just have to
read the first post
and read my hardest
will be all erotic
and all the girls
will love me. Period.
I don't think so!
Oh yes I do!
the NSM forums, until
said "I'm a lie".
For the giraffe's and
babies. So everyone tried
To teach them a
Lesson to boy to
Kill socialfox the next
time he attempted to
Be annoying in twg
Are you a terrorist?
Why make this assumption?
Why are we questioning?
Why question our questioning?
Wrong thread you guys,
You started it lol
Why the actual fuck
are we talking about
these silly little questions
save it for the
guy who hypnotizes you
to be a Zangoose
who tries very hard
to be an angel O:)
On very special occasions.
Sometimes boys like to
crossdress as magical girls
especially someone like SocialFox.
That made me laugh.
I'm a goddamm Phillistine (http://www.ninsheetm.us/smf/index.php?topic=5074.msg181184#msg181184)
Oh my, that's...wonderful (?)
FSM is the best.
thx i know rite?
Whyr weetalkin liek tiss?
This isn't a story! ;)
Blueflower is coll because
He's a magical crossdresser.
:( Social is a prick
It's called a joke.
What is a man?
At least not SocialFox.
FSM, stop being mean
A MISERABLE LITTLE PILE
OF SECRETS AND LIES.
BUT ENOUGH TALK. HAVE
You see. That's why.
AT YOU. (Dracula Battle)
You beat me Social!
NSM, be less offensive.
SocialFox, be less...that.
Blueflower, you are awesome.
Yup! Once upon a
time Someone did something.
STOP NINJAING ME PLEASE
I AM SORRY, REALLY.
That was a joke.
Imagine if someone compounded
peanut butter and tomatoes
to invent a substance
that had the power
To eat it all.
The closet in this
which had mario cloths.
He then changed into
a giant man-eating
disembodied head of Pokey.
then he killed luigi
with an electric chainsaw
chopping off his head
Then he killed peach.
Then, toad and toadette!
"Oh hell no!" cried
The Boy Who Cried
was toad & toadettes son
and decided to eat
mushrooms with mushrooms hats
But he forgot to
tidy up his father's
piss on the floor
But he ate them
after he cooked them
up on his special
Coleman grill from hell
who revived this thread
from a dumb mailman
who gives free stamps.
If mario can do
better than a koala
then he will take
twelve different types of
tab, you cheating bastard
When the apocalypse comes
Link and Zelda will
bump the thread. Why?
Why did you bump
the thread, you piece
of cake? The End.
Once upon a time,
this bumped story ended.
Zoroark is a big
awesome guy! In conclusion,
this story is neverending.
Oh really? The end.
said the boy, reading
Holllllllyyyyyy shit. I can't believe we're digging this back from the dead topics.
Anyway,
Legend of Zelda walkthrough.
Spiderman came in, saying
"And that is how
this thread got cancer."
This thread was suffering
From lack of gaming
and it was decided
To go fuck itself
but wolf was better.
His sister got really
angry at the poop
That was in her
secret cave of hell
which was her BUTTHOLE.
She died of constipation
and her brother died
Of laughter. He laughed
at her big fat
hairy smelly stupid ugly
Excessive use of adjective s.
LOL that was stupid
But can you even
comprehend what the heck
the four word story
is supposed to do
a lot of work.
Needless to say it
failed miserably, just like
my ex-girlfriend's rebound.
If I had ten
machine guns and two
Cans of dried tuna
you'd see my final
"you're weird zoroark" food.
Remember that whatever happens,
don't eat yellow snow.
Because it's frozen piss
or Santa's lemonade...maybe.
When the sun shines
Somewhere over the Rainbow.
Quote from: mariolegofan on December 29, 2014, 07:46:55 AMSomewhere over the Rainbow.
Hey, don't finish it so early LOL dat sucked.
The force of will
that didnt shutup wolf
will make you shutup
without wolf's help and
kill mlf and wolf.
(Erase dat period) and of course, Maelstorm.
Quote from: wolf on December 30, 2014, 09:30:22 AM(Erase dat period) and of course, Maelstorm.
Of course...lol
FOUR word story, noob.
(Maybe ... is supposed to be a word)
Quote from: wolf on December 30, 2014, 10:44:12 PM(Maybe ... is supposed to be a word)
FOUR word story, noob.
oh right my bad
End of the story.
Or is it not
It is not! He
liked using punctuation correctly.
I like cheese burger.