This game works largely the same as Cards Against Humanity.
Each person must try to post the funniest answer to a question (or fill in the blank thingy) they can.
After 3 people have posted their answers the fourth person will decide which is the funniest answer and post the new question or fill in the blank thingy.We'll do it this way.
Quote from: WaluigiTime64 on May 02, 2017, 12:12:59 AMWouldn't it be better for any amount of people to pull out a white card, with the person who asked the question being the card czar? Makes more sense to me at least. Also the next card czar would be the person who won the previous round.
Each card czar must wait for a minimum of three responses.
First question?
What is on the dark side of the Moon?
Quote from: BoywithoutaFairy on May 01, 2017, 09:46:16 PMAfter 3 people have posted their answers the fourth person will decide which is the funniest answer and post the new question or fill in the blank thingy.
If you posted one of the 3 answers for any given round you cannot decide the winner of that round.
Wouldn't it be better for any amount of people to pull out a white card, with the person who asked the question being the card czar? Makes more sense to me at least. Also the next card czar would be the person who won the previous round.
Quote from: BoywithoutaFairy on May 01, 2017, 09:46:16 PMWhat is on the dark side of the Moon?
Spoiler
The finest cheese in the universe.
Spoiler
JOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHN CEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNAAAAAAAAAAAAASpoiler
No, really! You can't see him!
Quote from: BoywithoutaFairy on May 01, 2017, 09:46:16 PMWhat is on the dark side of the Moon?
Spoiler
Steven's penis (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j-K-zqLNtcw)
Quote from: WaluigiTime64 on May 02, 2017, 12:12:59 AMWouldn't it be better for any amount of people to pull out a white card, with the person who asked the question being the card czar? Makes more sense to me at least. Also the next card czar would be the person who won the previous round.
Are we doing this or should I announce a winner?
Quote from: WaluigiTime64 on May 02, 2017, 12:12:59 AMWouldn't it be better for any amount of people to pull out a white card, with the person who asked the question being the card czar? Makes more sense to me at least. Also the next card czar would be the person who won the previous round.
If it was me, I'd do this.
E. Gadd wins
So do I post a question now?
Yes
Noice.
One things Steve Jobs has done that I'll never be able to is ________.
Steve Wozniak
Quote from: E. Gadd Industries on May 02, 2017, 02:28:03 PMOne things Steve Jobs has done that I'll never be able to is ________.
Spoiler
start a war every time a computer product is mentioned.
die
Andy wins!
What is the greatest mystery of the nineteenth century?
(Somebody else choose the winner because I'm going to sleep now)
The black ranger's missing finger
The fact that it's called the 19th century when there are so many more centuries before A.D.
why it refers to the 1800s and not the 1900s
cashwarrior1 wins!
(was cashwarrior taken or something?)
egg?
How did people in the olden days figure out how long a kilometer was?
They had long measuring tape
By harvesting a millipede's legs and attaching each one to a meter stick?
By getting someone high on weed and seeing how far they could run without falling over
E. Gadd wins! (That was hilarious, lol)
Oh yeahhhhh 2 wins!
It's the end of the school year, and what better way to celebrate than Senior _______ Day?
"420 blaze it mt dew Doritos smoke weed erryday noscope" day
Fuck this shit I'm out
Teen pregnancy
Noc wins with his MLG post
oh wow I was expecting andy to win ok
now what do I do?
I'll tell you what to do: You must die.
Smoke weed and pretend to kill zombies
Quote from: NocturneOfShadow on May 03, 2017, 05:57:10 PMnow what do I do?
I don't think this was a question, but I'll answer it anyway.
Spoiler
Scream at the top of your lungs, "What's going on?"
Dead game is dead. My turn!
The ingredients of bleach:
1. The shattered dreams of many
2. The souls of children
3. ??
Spoiler
3. And 99.3% refined chlorine!
3. Tears of a rapper
Fried green tomatoes
AmpharosAndy definitely wins ;D
Apply [blank] to the wound to save this poor man's life!
Orphan Tears
E Gadd wins! Spicy nachos always help :) I also don't know who George Foreman is :P
Quote from: AmpharosAndy on May 16, 2017, 09:17:30 AMI also don't know who George Foreman is :P
Spoiler
SAY WAT, YOU DON'T KNOW WHO THE ALMIGHTY GEORGE FOREMAN IS?!
nope
ALL HAIL THE GEORGE FOREMAN XD
Uhhh...
______, the bane of my existence.
Bane
Taylor Swift
>:( FLUDD wins
Nintendo just announced they will be adding a new character to the Mario Kart 8 Deluxe List:
No they didn't
Quote from: E. Gadd Industries on May 02, 2017, 04:04:25 AMSpoiler
JOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHN CEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Donald Trump
BoywithoutaFairy wins!
If I ran the government, I would create the department of ___________
BEES
Useless mementos :P
redundancy department
Noc wins.
This needs to be revived.
I SHALL REVIVE THIS THREAD WITH ____________.
FIRE AND FURY
JOOOOHN CEEEENAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
the power of pizza nuggets.
jumper cables and a toaster
"This needs to be revived."
Swimswamit wins!
Donald Trump has decided to one-up the koreans by sending missiles at Guam before they do, to celebrate Kim Jong Un throws a massive party and invites ____
slightly triggering
JOOOOHN CEEEENAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
The president of Guam
Dudeman
Noc wins!
So the question is: will we get another prompt now?
i mean noc let it die last time sooooo
The best way to up the stakes playing Apples to apples is to _____
make the losers play Russian roulette.
throw the game in the trash and play CAH instead.
I actually prefer A2A but, y'know, sacrifice must be made
Stone the losers, but WITH APPLES
use stakes instead.
stake the losers through the heart.
Bwaf I guess
Rules are for suckers
Uhh Brainy I think you need to read the rules.
Also welcome back btw
Anyway
______________ is the key.
This key
The west wing of the white house
The Soul of a wild Pokemon
C# major, mixolydian mode
Brainy wins.
Braix is a(n) __________
Quote from: MaestroUGC on August 19, 2015, 12:22:27 PMwonderful [insert gender] with beautiful [corresponding gender trait] and is just the darlingest at [stereotypical activity typically associated with said gender] you ever saw.
Pokémon
GODDAMMIT E. GADD I WAS GONNA USE THAT
Gold elo scrub
(Yeah I know I'm silver, nobody asked you)
E. Gadd wins, by a landslide.
Oh come on that one was laid out right in front of all of us
At that point it should just be who checked the thread first because p much everyone was gonna do the same thing
I don't really get your card, Noc...
Please read the rules, Brainy, he's not hosting a round.
Quote from: BrainyLucario on August 16, 2017, 02:13:23 PMI don't really get your card, Noc...
it's a league of legends joke
Quote from: Dudeman on August 16, 2017, 02:19:44 PMPlease read the rules, Brainy, he's not hosting a round.
??? ???
agh god dammit
I thought Brainy was referring to this:
Quote from: NocturneOfShadow on August 16, 2017, 01:59:48 PMOh come on that one was laid out right in front of all of us
At that point it should just be who checked the thread first because p much everyone was gonna do the same thing
and I was like "bruh he ain't the card czar"
rip me
Quote from: NocturneOfShadow on August 16, 2017, 02:56:41 PMit's a league of legends joke
??? ???
OH!! I get it now. I change my vote, Noc wins for being more creative than a simple quote
thank you.
The date was going well until she pulled out _____________.
her ex's severed head in a box.
My collection of high tech Pokemon toys
Quote from: BrainyLucario on August 16, 2017, 05:51:28 PMMy collection of high tech Pokemon toys
BRAINY AUGH
Quote from: NocturneOfShadow on August 16, 2017, 05:44:27 PMThe date was going well until she pulled out _____________.
Pictures of her current spouse
Quote from: NocturneOfShadow on August 16, 2017, 05:44:27 PMThe date was going well until she pulled out _____________.
her phone
Her big finger
Let's go with brainy
Tew kewl 4 skewl 8)
It's raining, it's pouring the old man is _______
filing a lawsuit for acidic dentures that were eating away at the roof of his mouth.
dying.
this guy (https://i.makeagif.com/media/8-27-2015/edWylV.gif)
Contemplating life on the ocean. Casually hopes someone catches the reference
Hemingway?
Quote from: E. Gadd Industries on August 17, 2017, 05:28:21 PMContemplating life on the ocean. Casually hopes someone catches the reference
I got it
Quote from: E. Gadd Industries on August 17, 2017, 05:28:21 PMCasually hopes someone catches the reference
If it's from a film released this year, then I think I know the reference. If not, then I probably don't.
Quote from: Dudeman on August 17, 2017, 05:29:42 PMHemingway?
Ding ding ding!
Quote from: BrainyLucario on August 17, 2017, 05:30:38 PMI got it
Noice
Quote from: BlackDragonSlayer on August 17, 2017, 05:31:45 PMIf it's from a film released this year, then I think I know the reference. If not, then I probably don't.
What were you thinking it was?
Quote from: E. Gadd Industries on August 17, 2017, 05:33:48 PMDing ding ding!
Cool. If you wanted to be more accurate though, I would've gone with "spending days trying to catch one freaking swordfish."
Winner is Dudeman
2nd: Noc
3rd E. Gadd
4th but not unfunny! : BDS
I actually won? That's actually pretty lame.
According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that _______ should be able to __________.
Quote from: E. Gadd Industries on August 17, 2017, 05:33:48 PMWhat were you thinking it was?
Logan. At the beginning of the film, the titular character (otherwise known as Wolverine) is saving up to buy a boat so he and Professor X can go live out on the ocean.
Quote from: Dudeman on August 17, 2017, 05:39:22 PMAccording to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that _______ should be able to __________.
boats; sink
Dudeman; make a bee movie reference
Amelia Earhart; circumnavigate the world
Crash;
Spoiler
WOAHWOAHWOAH
King Dedede; float by swallowing air alone
dudeman
win in cards against humanity
BoywithoutaFairy
Update his Pokemon thread.
bee; bee
Noc wins.
And I shout / from the top of my lungs _______
TODOKETEEEEEE SETSUNASA NI WAAAAAAAAA
NAMAE WOOOOO TSUKEYOUUUU KAAAAA SUH-NOOOO HALAAATIOOOON
ONE PAWWWWWWWWWWWNCH!!!!!!!!!!
HOLD ON, WHAT WAS THE NAME OF THAT HAWAIIAN KING AGAIN? OH, THAT'S RIGHT.
KAAAAMEHAAAAAMEHAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaAAAAaAAAAAAaAAAAAAAA
I want to die
HEY LISTEN
e gad wins
1. _______________
2. _______________
3. _______________
4. Profit
Make a company
Make a TV show
Make a game series where we consistently release 2 copies of the same game with different titles and never ever deviate from the basic formula we created in game 1.......and 2
release pigs marked 1, 2, 3, and 5
notify customer service
???
Find a piece everybody knows
Remix it
Publish that
Get a small loan of a million dollars
Do investment stuff with it
? ? ?
Dekka wins!
"And now for something completely different! ______"
A ham and peanut butter sandwich
Spoiler
(https://www.ninsheetmusic.org/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F3.bp.blogspot.com%2F-6HwWCvdBE9c%2FTsX8TBzbQ-I%2FAAAAAAAAAFs%2FX_fc7Eat6eE%2Fs1600%2FMr%252BBean%252BFunny%252BFace.jpg&hash=ab36ca348bea1ea759e185c27558d1b530732b2c)
Ducks
Nah, that's too boring.
Spoiler
WOAHWOAHWOAHWOAH
A game of Roblox CSGO
BlackDragonSlayer wins!
Sadly, I was hoping for funnier entries--perhaps the quote in the Wikipedia page for And Now for Something Completely Different (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/And_Now_for_Something_Completely_Different), "a man with a tape recorder up his nose", raised my expectations too much.
If you wanna make the world a better place
take a look at yourself and ______
Quit while you're a head.
Take a long, well-deserved nap
Make some good music
I'm Batman
Smash that mirror
KILL ALL MEN
cry
(oops, meant to do this earlier)
Trasdegi wins! (special mentions to Braix and Dekka though!) proof that sometimes flattery might get you somewhere
Two things are infinite: the universe and ______ ; and I'm not sure about the universe.
waluigi
Kirby's stomach
Stupidity
Taxes
The universe
Nocturne's Ego
WaluigiTime64 wins!
Quick! Before there's too many _______!
Wah's
Underground resistance groups
Tribbles
lawyers
MEMESBut is there such a thing?
SJWs
Dudeman wins! (seriously "lawyers" like wtf)
There are two kinds of people in the world: those who ________, and those who don't/can't/aren't.
Quote from: Dudeman on August 21, 2017, 01:51:50 PMThere are 10 kinds of people in the world: those who know binary, and those who don't
Quote from: Maelstrom on August 21, 2017, 02:47:11 PMThere are 10 kinds of people in the world: those who know binary, and those who don't
I just got ninja'd
Dream of sweet salty memes
Even
Sing in the shower
check Google before asking questions
Make jokes about binary
do/can/are
My vote goes to BDS for that one.
I'm inclined to agree. BDS wins.
A ______ walks into a bar. The bartender says ______.
bartender; fuck
Monk; Wus poppin baldie
Bar; nothing as they push their drink away.
Invisible man; nothing
Infinite Group of mathematicians
What'll you have to drink? I'll have a full glass, my buddy will have half a glass, his buddy- the bartender interrupts. I'm gonna stop you there, here's 2 glasses
So apparently I completely missed all the posts here after the first one. Oops!
Braix wins!
When I die, I want to be _______.
reincarnated as Waluigi.
dead
At one with video games and memes
Alive again, because being dead succs
That was a typo.....
Spoiler
JOOOOOHHHNNNN CEENNNAAAAA!!!!
yeah what is it now
attacc
protecc
something behind your bacc
waluigi wins again
Sometimes I like to start flame wars about ___________________.
nocturneofshadow
The title of the Discord server.
Chikorita being the best starter
Airbenders
Charizard
The 5th Dimension
Quote from: WaluigiTime64 on August 26, 2017, 07:00:20 PMSometimes I like to start flame wars about ___________________.
Whether or not hot dogs can be classified as sandwhiches (http://fyi,%20they%20totally%20can%20btw)
Quote from: Yug_Guy on August 26, 2017, 07:38:17 PMWhether or not hot dogs can be classified as sandwhiches(url=http://FYI, they totally can btw)[/url]
LISTEN HERE YOU LITTLE SHIT
Quote from: Dudeman on August 26, 2017, 07:41:49 PMLISTEN HERE YOU LITTLE SHIT
IT'S BREAD WITH MEAT SANDWICHED BETWEEN THEM. IT'S A SANDWHICH
Quote from: Dudeman on August 26, 2017, 07:26:42 PMChikorita being the best starter
winners don't pick chikorita
PS hot dogs are tacos
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YlNJJT1NVOE
YOU CAN'T EVEN
SPELL IT RIGHT YOU HEATHENninja'd:
Quote from: NocturneOfShadow on August 26, 2017, 07:45:50 PMwinners don't pick chikorita
yes
Kirby's gender
Spoiler
I've also seen Galacta Knight referred to as female multiple times online when he's been defined as male in-game since and including the first game he's appeared in.
Quote from: Yug_Guy on August 26, 2017, 07:44:32 PMIT'S BREAD WITH MEAT SANDWICHED BETWEEN THEM. IT'S A SANDWHICH
I AGREE
Quote from: WaluigiTime64 on August 26, 2017, 07:00:20 PMSometimes I like to start flame wars about ___________________.
King Sammer
hot dogs are tacos until the bun rips apart, at which point it becomes a sandwich
pies are pizzas, unless they have a closed top crust, where they become tacos
Which Pokemon gen is the best
3
Yug_Guy wins for both amusing me and actually starting a small debate.
"Come with me, and you'll be in a world of pure ________________."
pureness
RAWK
Arnold Schwarzenegger
Irony
Spanish Inquisition
PAIN
WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHLUIGI
oh no my line has been stolen
uhh...
i got nothing
Procrastination!
Dudeman wins, because I was not at all expecting that answer.
Quote from: Yug_Guy on August 27, 2017, 02:49:24 PMDudeman wins, because I was not at all expecting that answer.
Did you expect any of these answers?
Quote from: LeviR.star on August 27, 2017, 02:55:45 PMDid you expect any of these answers?
not sure if joking or didn't understand the joke
Quote from: LeviR.star on August 27, 2017, 02:55:45 PMDid you expect any of these answers?
Quote from: NocturneOfShadow on August 27, 2017, 02:57:11 PMnot sure if joking or didn't understand the joke
Really? (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nf_Y4MbUCLY)
Nobody expects _______! Our chief weapon is _______!
Quote from: Dudeman on August 28, 2017, 09:35:41 AMNobody expects fear and surprise! Our chief weapon is the spanish inquisition!
Chivalry, smallpox blankets
Memes; Dudeman
Dwayne "The "You're "Maui" Welcome" Rock" Johnson, Dwayne "The "You're "Maui" Welcome" Rock" Johnson
Bulgarian Dance; Slap slap slap, clap clap clap (repeat)
Trasdegi wins, I legit laughed at that one.
Man: Well, what've you got?
Waitress: Well, there's egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and ___; egg bacon and ____; egg bacon sausage and ____; ____ bacon sausage and ___; ____ egg ___ ___ bacon and ___; ___ sausage ____ ___ bacon ___ tomato and ___ ...
All blank space are the same word
Australian fruit........oh wait nevermind that doesn't exist. We need to take that off the menu.
chicken & chips
Help me; please; they've; got; me; Trapped; in; this; place; and; won't; let; me; go
Ham
we're gonna steal the declaration of independence
no
Brainy wins!
Boi
"Well, I'm one of those fortunate people who like my job, sir. Got my first _________ when I was seven, blew my _______ off, we never saw the(that) ________ again, been into it ever since." — Nicolas Cage, The Rock
meme, social life, light of day
HQ Rip, Day job, OSTs of actual games
Dwayne "The "You're "Maui" Welcome" Rock" Johnson
Three times
BB gun; finger; parents
Dudeman stole the Declaration of Independence. (He won for all the people who didn't get the reference.)
If it ain't _____, don't ______.
Baroque
Listen to it
Broke
fix it till it is
high-quality
listen to it
Quote from: mastersuperfan on August 30, 2017, 02:08:49 PMhigh-quality
listen to it
well Frick if I was gonna win with my pun I won't now
Legal; get caught doing it, ya bloke.
that's a pretty lame line-up you've given me, folks
Quote from: NocturneOfShadow on August 30, 2017, 02:27:22 PMwell Frick if I was gonna win with my pun I won't now
Well you would have won with a good pun over any high-quality rips jokes, but I've heard the "if it ain't Baroque" pun way to many times for it to be clever anymore, so (predictably)
MSF wins instead.
The United States and ________ have a strong alliance; we provide them with ________, and they provide us with _________.
Australia; self-esteem; nothing, because they don't exist
Germany; David Hasslehoff; Dank Holocaust memes
Internet, our time, dank memes
the United States; self-awareness; self-awar—wait...
Russia
Classified documents from the west wing of the white house
A president
As much as I should've expected it, I didn't, so Dudeman's response wins. I laughed quite a bit at that one. (E. Gadd's was close, though.)
Ahem
Eh, just leave it
Whoops, my bad.
Fight, Mega Man! For everlasting _________!
Series of video games that are more or less the same game!
piece!
...don't you mean peace?
No! Piece! Fight for everlasting piece of cake!
(Idk, it's my sister's birthday and I'm at the party rn)
Quote from: Dudeman on September 04, 2017, 10:30:57 AMWhoops, my bad.
Fight, Mega Man! For everlasting _________!
dr. wahwee
Imprisonment in video games
BDS wins. Thank you vewwy much.
I'll keep it simple:
GRAND ___!
parents are the parents of a person's father or mother – paternal or maternal. Every sexually-reproducing creature who is not a genetic chimera has a maximum of four genetic grandparents, eight genetic great-grandparents, sixteen genetic great-great-grandparents, 32 genetic great-great-great-grandparents, 64 genetic great-great-great-great-grandparents, etc., although the numbers will be lower in cases of pedigree collapse. In the history of modern humanity, around 30,000 years ago, the number of modern humans who lived to be a grandparent increased exponentially.[citation needed] It is not known for certain what spurred this increase in longevity, but it is generally believed that a key consequence of three generations being alive together was the preservation of information which could otherwise have been lost; an example of this important information might have been where to find water in times of drought.[1][2] In cases where parents are unwilling or unable to provide adequate care for their children (e.g., death of the parents), grandparents often take on the role of primary caregivers. Even when this is not the case, and particularly in traditional cultures, grandparents often have a direct and clear role in relation to the raising, care and nurture of children. Grandparents are second-degree relatives and share 25% genetic overlap. A step-grandparent can be the step-parent of the parent or the step-parent's parent or the step-parent's step-parent (though technically this might be called a step-step-grandparent). The various words for grandparents at times may also be used to refer to any elderly person, especially the terms gramps, granny, grandfather, grandmother, nan, Maw-Maw, Paw-Paw and others which families make up themselves. When used as a noun (e.g., "... a grandparent walked by"), grandfather and grandmother are usually used, although forms such as grandma/grandpa, granny/granddaddy or even nan/pop are sometimes used. When preceded by "my ..." (e.g., "... my grandpa walked by"), all forms are common (anywhere from "... my grandfather ..." to "... my Gramps ..."). All forms can be used in plural, but Gramps (plural Gramps) is rare. In writing, Grandfather and Grandmother are most common, but very rare when referring to a grandparent in person. In speech, Grandpa and Grandma are commonly used in the United States, Canada and Australia. In Britain, Ireland, United States, Australia, New Zealand and, particularly prevalent in Newfoundland and Labrador, Nan, Nana, Nanan, Nannan, Nanna, Nada, Nanny, Gran and Granny and other variations are often used for grandmother in both writing and speech. In many parts of Pakistan and India, maternal grandparents are called Nana and Nani. Similarly, paternal grandparents are called Dada and Dadi. Numerous other variants exist, such as Gramp, Gramps, Grampa, Grandpap, Granda, Grampy, Granddad, Grandad, Granddaddy, Grandpappy, Pop(s), Pap, Pappy, and Pawpaw for grandfather; Grandmom, Grandmama, Granny, Gran, Nanny, Nan, Mammaw and Grammy for grandmother. Gogo can be used for either, etc. Given that people may have two living sets of grandparents, some confusion arises from calling two people "grandma" or "grandpa", so often two of the other terms listed above are used for one set of grandparents. Another common solution is to call grandparents by their first names ("Grandpa George", "Grandma Anne", etc.) or by their family names ("Grandpa Jones", "Grandma Smith"). In North America, many families call one set of grandparents by their ethnic names (e.g., Hispanic grandparents might be called abuelo and abuela or "abuelito" and "abuelita", French grandparents might be called papi and mamie, Italian grandparents might be called nonno and nonna, or Dutch and German grandparents might be called Opa and Oma. In Flanders pepee or petje and memee or metje are most used). Mandarin-speaking Chinese Americans refer to maternal grandparents as pó pó (婆婆) and gōng gōng (公公) and paternal grandparents as nǎi nǎi (奶奶) and yé yé (爷爷). In the Philippines, grandparents are called lolo (grandfather) and lola (grandmother), respectively. Languages and cultures with more specific kinship terminology than English may distinguish between paternal grandparents and maternal grandparents. For example, in the Swedish language there is no single word for "grandmother"; the mother's mother is termed mormor and the father's mother is termed farmor.[3] However, the other Scandinavian languages, Danish and Norwegian, use words which specifies the kinship like in Swedish (identically spelled among all three languages), as well as using common terms similar to grandmother (Danish: bedstemor, Norwegian: bestemor). The parents of a grandparent, or the grandparents of a parent, are called the same names as grandparents(grandfather/-mother, grandpa/-ma, granddad/-ma, etc.) with the prefix great- added, with an additional great- added for each additional generation. One's great-grandparent's parents would be "great-great-grandparents". To avoid a proliferation of "greats" when discussing genealogical trees, one may also use ordinals instead of multiple "greats"; thus a "great-great-grandfather" would be the "second great-grandfather", and a "great-great-great-grandfather" would be a third great-grandfather, and so on. This system is used by some genealogical websites such as Geni.[4] One may also use cardinal numbers for numbering greats, for example, great-great-great-great-great-great-grandmother becomes 6×-great-grandma. Individuals who share the same great-grandparents but are not siblings or first cousins are called "second cousins" to each other, as second cousins are the grandchildren of one's grandparent's siblings. The use of the prefix "grand-" dates from the early 13th century, from the Anglo-French graund. The term was used as a translation of Latin magnus.[5] The prefix "great-" represents a direct translation of magnus to English.[6] In Old English, the prefixes ealde- (old) and ieldra- (elder) were used (ealdefæder/-mōdor and ieldrafæder/-mōdor). A great-grandfather was called a þridda fæder (third father), a great-great-grandfather a fēowerða fæder (fourth father), etc.
Son
Use a spoiler tag
Grand use a spoiler tag? ???
CANAL
Spoiler
(https://www.mariowiki.com/images/thumb/6/60/Gcanal.jpg/300px-Gcanal.jpg)
Bizarre Town
E. Gadd wins, because even though I haven't played Super Mario Sunshine, that seems like a funny thing to shout out.
Quote from: BlackDragonSlayer on September 05, 2017, 07:19:12 AME. Gadd wins, because even though I haven't played Super Mario Sunshine, that seems like a funny thing to shout out.
Isn't that from mario party?
No one mentioned the Jojo reference
That's Mario Party 7 XD
"Such excitement, like a pie made of _______!"
Waluigi.
Orphans and kittens
DAMMIT WALUIGI'S WON IT ALREADY
...really?
mag
Giant fanged funky winkerbeans
Butterscotch :'(
Quote from: BrainyLucario on September 05, 2017, 03:00:26 PMButterscotch :'(
This would win IIIIIIF it wasn't such excitement!
Sorry... but WAHHHHHH wins!
Ah yes, my colleagues: John, Bill and __________.
Waluigi
JohnBill
Buzzy the Buck-toothed buzzard
The Kool-aid Man
The Reggienator
Man these are pretty good. Honourable mentions go to "Waluigi" and "JohnBill", but...
Trasdegi wins!
A little _______ is a dangerous thing, and a great deal of it is absolutely fatal.
Piece of Yug_guy's mustache
Bathing in warm jello
Waluigi
it
Dihydrogen monoxide
I'm serious. Put a teeny bit of that stuff in the wrong part of your body and breathing problems are only the start of it.
Insta win for dekkadeci
So how come some people get to spam waluigi and I can't
Y'all are weird for worshiping a purple toothpick
Quote from: NocturneOfShadow on September 06, 2017, 10:25:12 AMSo how come some people get to spam waluigi and I can't
I don't get it, either.
Twinkle twinkle little bat
How I wonder where you're _____
fat
WAIT I HAVE TO STOP THE GAME RIGHT THERE
DO YOU REALIZE THAT I'M PLAYING THE MAD HATTER IN A SHOW RIGHT NOW
THAT'S MY SONG YOU'RE USING RIGHT THERE I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS IS HAPPENING
It's coincidence, I swear--it was the first thing that popped into my head!
Well, back on topic:
Quote from: Dekkadeci on September 06, 2017, 11:45:14 AMTwinkle twinkle little bat
How I wonder where you're _____
hiding all my jellybeans
Quote from: Dudeman on September 06, 2017, 11:58:45 AMWAIT I HAVE TO STOP THE GAME RIGHT THERE
DO YOU REALIZE THAT I'M PLAYING THE MAD HATTER IN A SHOW RIGHT NOW
THAT'S MY SONG YOU'RE USING RIGHT THERE I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS IS HAPPENING
Wait, you're in a musical right now?
Quote from: Dekkadeci on September 06, 2017, 11:45:14 AMTwinkle twinkle little bat
How I wonder where you're finding inspiration to answer to this when fat is already used
Quote from: LeviR.star on September 06, 2017, 12:34:28 PMWait, you're in a musical right now?
It's not a musical but there's a few quick little ditties in there. That's one of 'em.
Keeping all of these baseball bats. I mean seriously.
Summoning all these hurricanes and other natural disasters. Seriously, America can't take much more, and then who will the weather bully next?
at(?)
sorry i cant think of anything
Quote from: Dekkadeci on September 06, 2017, 11:45:14 AMTwinkle twinkle little bat
How I wonder where you're at and if you or a loved one has been diagnosed with Mesothelioma you may to be entitled to financial compensation.
It's gotta be a toss-up between Levi's and Brainy's. Those two are too great. XD
LeviR.star wins for making me laugh for the first time among all times I've judged entries in this thread!
Quote from: Dekkadeci on September 07, 2017, 12:25:19 PMLeviR.star wins for making me laugh for the first time among all times I've judged entries in this thread!
Wow, I feel honored... never thought I'd win at this game. Thanks!
I sure do enjoy a nice cup of ____ in the morning.
Covfefe
cereals
spiders
Joe (the person, not referring to the drink)
Also, that's my whole answer, even the stuff in parentheses.
napalm
Morning
BDS wins!
u wot
mine was totally better than his
and if not mine then Noc's
yes I agree I should haff one
I hurt myself today
To ______
Bandage or not to bandage? That is the question!
...
...
Yeahhh I can just tough it out
*dies of a severe infectious disease two weeks later*
initiate a zombie hover in an attempt to solve barrier skip
Prove that I was capable of something to my parents.
Quote from: Dudeman on September 08, 2017, 02:10:53 PMinitiate a zombie hover in an attempt to solve barrier skip
barrier skip was solved bro
See if I could still parkour like I used to.
I can't.
zf ought to win I snickered
Quote from: NocturneOfShadow on September 08, 2017, 02:32:23 PMbarrier skip was solved bro
I know, it just happened to be on my mind
I mean I guess there was a lot of hurt involved
Brainy's answer got the longest puff of air coming out of my nose, so... Brainy wins.
Arthur- "You know,it's at times like this, when I'm trapped in a Vogon airlock with a man from Betelgeuse, and about to die of asphyxiation in deep space that I really wish I'd listened to what my mother told me when I was young."
Ford- "Why, what did she tell you?"
Arthur- "_____________________"
-HGttG
Don't eat the yellow snow
Hi, I'm your mother
I don't know, I wasn't listening.
Quote from: BrainyLucario on September 08, 2017, 06:30:33 PMArthur- "You know,it's at times like this, when I'm trapped in a Vogon airlock with a man from Betelgeuse, and about to die of asphyxiation in deep space that I really wish I'd listened to what my mother told me when I was young."
Ford- "Why, what did she tell you?"
Arthur- "On the contrary. I'm possibly more or less not definitely rejecting the idea that in no way with any amount of uncertainty that I undeniably do or do not know where he shouldn't probably be, if that indeed wasn't where he isn't. Even if he wasn't at where I knew he was, that'd mean I'd really have to know where he wasn't."
-HGttG
you quoted the wrong shrek
Quote from: NocturneOfShadow on September 08, 2017, 07:19:27 PMyou quoted the wrong shrek
John 19:22 - Pilate answered, "What I have written, I have written."
Levi wins!
Noc gets honorable mention for finishing the quote though
Quote from: BrainyLucario on September 09, 2017, 07:31:31 AMLevi wins!
Thanks for my second win!
Oh my lands, is that a duck _____ing on your cranium?
Tales
-billed duck with a duck-shaped hat and a duck action figure, who's also holding a rubber duck, and happens to be making duck-lips.
-billed platypus named Perry sneak-
Hey no editing the prompt allowed after some answers have already been posted
Quote from: mastersuperfan on September 09, 2017, 07:16:24 PMHey no editing the prompt allowed after some answers have already been posted
Sorry, forgot to add it.
Yeah but they were posting answers for your original prompt already so you can't just go and change it like that
I can allow them to edit their own. Simple as that.
OR you could accept answers from both prompts and whatever's funniest for the prompt they answered wins.
That'll do, Waluigi. That'll do.
^^^
What I wanted to say, but had the decency not to. :P
Braix wins, I guess.
I should win this round because ______________
I'm a mod who has divine maturity and is right about everything
Quote from: braixen1264 on September 10, 2017, 05:38:10 PMI should win this round because licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets
I'm Batman
I'm literally better than you in every way conceivable.
Quote from: NocturneOfShadow on September 10, 2017, 06:13:15 PMI'm literally better than you in every way conceivable.
♪I'm practically perfect, in every way...♫
...my response is the funniest.
Quote from: braixen1264 on September 10, 2017, 05:38:10 PMI should win this round because ______________
...I shouldn't even have to give a reason. I'm the best dang mod out there and have the power to unexist anyone who disagrees
I'm part of a minority and I'm entitled to it.
guys
the "I" in that sentence was meant to apply to whoever would filling in the blank, not me
QuoteI should win this round because I can follow braix's directions
I followed the directinos
Quote from: braixen1264 on September 10, 2017, 05:38:10 PMI should win this round because I'm a rebel and I don't follow Braix's directions.
I was just doing some random person's response
I'd be insulted if you didn't pick me. Favoritism for the win.
well i guess its a tie between levi and latios
Spoiler
brainy wins
Oh, that actually worked. Thx Braix
WHAT I LEARNED IN BOATING SCHOOL IS _____________
Boating school isn't school for boats
Quote from: BrainyLucario on September 11, 2017, 07:30:39 AMOh, that actually worked. Thx Braix
WHAT I LEARNED IN BOATING SCHOOL IS YOU ONLY NEED. ONE. MORE. WOOOOOORRRD!!!!
Floor it
Quote from: BrainyLucario on September 11, 2017, 07:30:39 AMWHAT I LEARNED IN BOATING SCHOOL IS MEATBALL, MEATBALL, SPAGHETTI UNDERNEATH! RAVIOLI, RAVIOLI, GREAT BARRIER REEF!
you do not talk about boating school.
The second thing I learned in boating school is that you do not talk about boating school.
E. Gadd wins!
Hello, and welcome to __________, Home of the one and only _________! Please enjoy your time here!
the WWE superslam;
Spoiler
spanish inquisition
Wow
Minnesota; the Minnesota state fair
Good burger
Good burger
Waluigi's Taco stand, WAH SO SPICY TACO!!!
I almost forgot, oops. BoywithoutaFairy wins!
20000 Leagues Under the __________
League of Legends
Weather, and I'm all out of cold medicine and Advil
Levi wins
Oh, you got the iCarly reference! Thanks!
Nothing like ___ing a ______ to make you feel like a man.
Frost
Cake
Quote from: LeviR.star on September 13, 2017, 07:30:11 AMNothing like typing a 400 page essay explaining why your point is right and the other person is a no good good-for-nothing ankle biting meanie to make you feel like a man.
Knit
Sweater
Suplex; Boulder
winn; game of Posts Against Humanity
Quote from: Dudeman on September 13, 2017, 10:37:51 AMwinn; game of Posts Against Humanity
Cocky little guy, aren'tcha?
Dudeman wins!
It's over, Anakin! I have the ________!
CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESE
Quote from: BoywithoutaFairy on September 13, 2017, 11:03:13 AMCHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESE on a stick
Lava ground
High ground. (Begins to smoke weed)
Weed ground. (Begins to smoke high)
Quote from: Dudeman on September 13, 2017, 10:44:22 AMIt's over, Anakin! I have the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise! It's not a story the Jedi would tell you! It's a Sith legend! Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life! He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying! The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural! He became so powerful, the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did! Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep! Ironic, he could save others from death, but not himself!
God dammit. God fucking dammit.
Yug wins.
God fucking dammit.
Quote from: Dudeman on September 13, 2017, 04:37:09 PMGod dammit. God fucking dammit.
Yug wins.
God fucking dammit.
Wait, I actually won this round?
(https://i.redd.it/3ah6k9okldoy.jpg)
"Nice of the princess to invite us over for a picnic, eh Luigi?"
"I hope she made lotsa ________!"
WATERMELOHWN
lasagna
Spaghetti!
Hey, stop interrupting, Papyrus.
*Insert generic Italian food here* MAMAMIA
Quote from: Yug_Guy on September 13, 2017, 04:47:42 PM"Nice of the princess to invite us over for a picnic, eh Luigi?"
"I hope she made lotsa scrumptous food that will satisfy our appetites, preferably stereotypical Italian food that we, as 90s Mario Bros., are constantly associated with through pop-culture and horrible spin offs like this one!"
Dudeman wins because I love that video.
It's a watermelohwn, INSIDE ANOTHER WATERMELOHWN!
well great now I have to reference the original guy
She showers with Pantene, but I've got __________ to keep me clean!
Moral rectitude
Liquid nitrogen
OLD SPICE ODOR BLOCKER BODY WASH
yep okay that's it, braix wins
curses how did i not think of that
When I'm feeling down, I like to ______.
Go up
turn that tin frown upside down with a box of apple juice
Quote from: braixen1264 on September 15, 2017, 06:14:51 PMWhen I'm feeling down, I like to siiiing.......daaaance....preteeeend......and... I like to have fun fun fun fun fun fun fun!!
drink a whiskey drink, drink a vodka drink, drink a lager drink, drink a cider drink, sing the songs that remind me of the good times, and sing the songs that remind me of the better times.
dudeman wins
dooooooooon't cry for meeeeeee neeext-dooor neighboooooooooooooooor
How is a raven like a writing desk?
They both remind me of my future, in school and at times annoying.
<insert witty answer to a vague question meant to be a joke or riddle of some sort>
It's not
BIRB
Yo, Dudeman....
Agh, I was waiting for more answers at the start and then forgot I was the czar.
Noc wins, I guess.
I came here to _____ and to _____ , and I'm _________.
kick gum, chew ass, all out of ass
Catch Jellyfish, Blow bubbles, bubbles
Play TWG, talk about video games, not going near the politics thread
Complain
Make you check your privilege
Triggered
chew gum, kick ass, all out of gum
This is a tough one cause they all suck :^)
E gadd wins
Well thanks?
Uh
There's 104 days of summer vacation, and _______ comes along just to end it!
crippling depression
Clinical depression and anxiety
WOW NINJAD
Spanish Inquisition
steadily depressing, low-down mind-messing, working at the car wash blues
death.
My parents
Getting caught up in an illegal drug trade where you meet a friendly fellow named "Sweettooth" who has more tattoos than a.......guy with a lot of tattoos....
Dekka wins!
Note that I was purposefully dodging what originally filled in that blank, "school". Yeah, I watched too much Phineas and Ferb during one university trip with my hotel roommate.
We are the Knights of ____
Ni!
of Sunlight. Praise the sun my comrade, and let us participate in jolly cooperation. Hahahahaha
the Spanish Inquisition
of the Round Table,
We dance when e're we're able,
We do routines and chorus scenes
With footwork impeccable.
We dine well here in Camelot,
We eat ham and jam and spam a lot.
We're Knights of the Round Table,
Our shows are formidable,
But many times, we're given rhymes
That are quite unsingable.
We're Opera mad in Camelot,
We sing from the diaphragma looooooooot.
In war we're tough and able,
Quite indefatigable,
Between our quests we sequin vests,
And impersonate Clark Gable.
It's a busy life in Camelot,
I have to push the pram a lot.
...no, on second thought, let's not go to Camelot - 'tis a silly place.
^ okay that was my second choice of answers
you're a good egg, yug
Quote from: Dudeman on September 27, 2017, 08:06:39 PM^ okay that was my second choice of answers
you're a good egg, yug
Thank you, Dudeman. I try my best.
Rock n roll
Quote from: Dudeman on September 27, 2017, 08:06:39 PM^ okay that was my second choice of answers
you're a good egg, yug
Quoteegg
no
that's also my answer for the prompt
just "no"
(Knights of Knights of)x74
E. Gadd wins!
Yug made me laugh the second most, though.
*A teacher is passing back a graded test.
"Ummm... Mrs. Teacher? You marked number 7 wrong, but I know that the square root of 64 is plus or minus 8."
"Yes, I know I marked it wrong. It isn't the fact that you got the right answer, but the fact that _________."
I hate your guts. Please get out of my class and never come back. I dont want filth like you in my classroom you freaking degenerate
Quote from: E. Gadd Industries on September 29, 2017, 04:43:27 AM*A teacher is passing back a graded test.
"Ummm... Mrs. Teacher? You marked number 7 wrong, but I know that the square root of 64 is plus or minus 8."
"Yes, I know I marked it wrong. It isn't the fact that you got the right answer, but the fact that this is Patrick."
You're cisgendered heterosexual white male and therefore I had to take off some privilege points
This was question 6
you keep calling me Mrs. Teacher. That's not my name
the question immediately afterwards said that you had to buy me a sandwich or else the previous question would be marked incorrect.
Dudeman wins!
Oh wow, I was certain Noc had this one.
My name is not important. What is important is that ________________.
i wanna lick u
My record in the pits is above all others'.
my name is jeff
THE EAGLE HAS LANDED. I REPEAT, THE EAGLE HAS LANDED.
Braix wins
The profile picture makes it so much better..
I didn't even get a chance
I was going to say my nam jef
sorry i was gonna post a question but i got distracted and accidentally made a google sheet for this thread
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1ziT0AJ2ADapKicZa_UsmoyJO50iuFVxWvu73TkPr3qA/edit?usp=sharing
..anyway.
They may take our lives, but they'll never take our _______!
Pet named steve
deaths
also it appears that E. Gadd and I are currently tied for most wins, go us
memes
Quote from: Dudeman on September 30, 2017, 10:34:58 AMalso it appears that E. Gadd and I are currently tied for most wins, go us
Yeah! *high fives*
testicles
sorry for being so lewd
photographs
edit: imagine if you put that much dedication into arranging music
also I have 3rd place for wins
which is fine
Population away
dudeman wins
Eyyyyyyy lmao
It slices, it dices, it grates, AND it turns into ___________!
Waluigi.
Spoiler
JOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNN CEEEEENNNNNNNNNAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
a pet named steve
Dudeman
FUCK WHY IS IT ALWAYS ME
Oh that's right I intentionally waited for better answers :/
E. Gadd wins, I guess
Help! I've _________ and I ___________!
come to kick ass and chew bubblegum; am all out of gum
fallen; never want to get up
Committed suicide
Woke up
Got sunshine in a bag; decided it was a good idea to hold said bag. Would you care to take me to the hospital for 6th degree burns on my hands?
XDDDD uh... that's really specific?
Brainy wins!
______ around at the speed of _______
Got places to go, gotta follow my ________
Running; life; bowels
WAHing; WAH; WAH
Bleeding; sound; wound
speed; sound; something that rhymes with sound
DABBING; that one rock hurtling through space (uhhh... I think it's called Earth?); self (but is that even possible?)
Yes, bad, I know
this prompt in general is clunky, but oh well
I had sonic on the mind. Sue me
Braix wins because it made me laugh somehow
The three greatest joys in life: ___, ___, and ___.
life; liberty; the pursuit of cheesecake
that Poppy
that Poppy
that Poppy
Wii Sports
dank memes
Waluigi
The boys (or girls); a cold one; cracking open said cold one
2 number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, 2 number 45s, 1 with cheese, and a large soda.
ZF wins because wii sports
Quote from: E. Gadd Industries on October 14, 2017, 05:06:44 AM2 number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, 2 number 45s, 1 with cheese, and a large soda.
I laughed
Woo!
I've got a hankerin' for some __________!
hankering
Waluigi srry i cant think of anything better
fried handkerchief
I am aware of the complete badness of this entry.*
*That was part of the entry.**
**So was that.***
***So was that.****
_
Big, thick, juicy, black corn.
I choose PDS on that one
<3
...prompt pls
oh right sorry
"Man, I sure love this ____. It could just use a little more _____."
steak; steak
salt; fries
meme; WALUIIIIIIIGIIIIIIIIIIII
Moon
Cheese
Movie: Dwayne "The 'You're Welcome' Rock" Johnson
argument; salt
^
I guess so. Cool, thanks!
"Presenting his most rrroyal majesty, King ______, ruler of all ________."
Nicholas Cage; that is NOT THE BEES
Dedede; ...wait...no one's listening? They're saying he's self-declared and he shouldn't be the ruler? And now everyone will ignore his edicts?!? Great, don't tell me the Halberd has crashed into the building.
Phillip the CLXVIII; that one Kingdom that's been around for, I dunno, TOO LONG *cue the Spanish Inquisition*
Trump
Orange people
King; rulers
E. Gadd wins!
Wheeeeeeee!
AND THE TING GOES ______________________
We're sorry, but your number could not be completed as dialed. Please hang up and try again.
"bee-boo-boo-bop, boo-boo-beep".
No, man. You're thinking of "bee-boo-boo-bop, boo-boo-bop".
"Bee-boo-boo-bop, boo-boo-bee-bop", not "bee-boo-boo-beep... bop... beep... boo-boo-bop"?!?
Dab bitch dab look at my dab bitch dab look at my dab bitch dab
Brainy wins!
Okay, autocorrect. (It tried to correct "wins" to "NSM")
SpongeBob SquarePants: [sly look] You like ______, don't you, Squidward?
dEEZ NUTS
khya! GOTEEM!
KRUSTY KRAAAYYAYYAYAYYAAAAAYAYAYAAAAYAYYAAAB PIZZA IS THE PIZZA YEAH FOR YOU AND... MEEEEEHEEEEEHEEEEEEEHEEEEEHEEEEEEEEE
Quote from: E. Gadd Industries on October 30, 2017, 10:02:43 AMKRUSTY KRAAAYYAYYAYAYYAAAAAYAYAYAAAAYAYYAAAB PIZZA IS THE PIZZA YEAH FOR YOU AND... MEEEEEHEEEEEHEEEEEEEHEEEEEHEEEEEEEEE
E. Gadd, this is one of those few responses that actually made me chuckle.
E. Gadd wins, hands down
Quote from: LeviR.star on October 30, 2017, 11:24:29 AME. Gadd, this is one of those few responses that actually made me chuckle.
:D yay!
Continuing with the Spongebob idea...
Squidward: Are you accusing me of something?
Mr. Krabs: Well, the way I see it there are three possibilities: One, you stole it. Two, you stole it. Or three, ______________!
DINKLEBERG.
you put it waaaay up inside your butthole. Waaay up inside there, as far as it can fit.
Rick and Morty reference for the uninitiated. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DawYSGIOSes)
I'M PICKLE RIIIIIICK, MORTY!
Dudeman wins!
Rule number 1: ALWAYS -- no, NEVER, ____________.
follow rule number 1
Talk about fight club
follow Braixen's answer
Lick doorknobs on other planets
Brainy wins, I wasn't really confident about this prompt
Step 1: _____ Step 2: _____ Step 3: Profit
Arrange popular songs; Upload Synthesia videos for them
Sit on your lazy ass
Wine to the government
Quote from: BoywithoutaFairy on November 01, 2017, 07:24:25 AMSit on your lazy ass
Wine to the government
(https://www.ninsheetmusic.org/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.celebrationswineclub.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2014%2F11%2Fflag1.jpg&hash=db133f9588cd813ea1a8d6799613a61fab61b7e5)
Drink; Make mistakes
step three, pretend you don't remember, step four, drink a little more, step five, I've got to run dry
Braix wins.
Dudeman's was pretty good though
All were good.
Why be productive when you can ____?
HAVE WAIFUS
be dead
Bee productive
Be a big fat procrastinator
steal memes
Be our guest, be our guest
Put our service to the test
Tie your napkin 'round your neck, cherie
And we'll provide the rest
Soup du jour, hot hors d'oeuvres
Why, we only live to serve
Try the grey stuff, it's delicious
Don't believe me, ask the dishes
They can sing, they can dance
After all, miss, this is France
And a dinner here is never second best
Go on, unfold your menu
Take a glance and then you'll
Be our guest oui, our guest
Be our guest
Beef ragout, cheese soufflé
Pie and pudding, on flambé
We'll prepare and serve with flair
A culinary cabaret
You're alone and you're scared
But the banquet's all prepared
No one's gloomy or complaining
While the flatware's entertaining
We tell jokes, I do tricks
With my fellow candlesticks
And it's all in perfect taste that you can bet
Come on and lift your glass
You've won your own free pass
To be our guest If you're stressed
It's fine dining we suggest
Be our guest, be our guest, be our guest
Life is so unnerving
For a servant who's not serving
He's not whole without a soul to wait upon
Ah, those good old days when we were useful (hey Cogsworth)
Suddenly those good old days are gone
Too long we've been rusting
Needing so much more than dusting
Needing exercise, a chance to use our skills!
Most days we just lay around the castle
Flabby, fat and lazy
You walked in and oops-a-daisy!
It's a guest, it's a guest
Sake's alive, well I'll be blessed!
Wine's been poured and thank the Lord
I've had the napkins freshly pressed
With dessert, she'll want tea
And my dear that's fine with me
While the cups do their soft-shoein'
I'll be bubbling, I'll be brewing
I'll get warm, piping hot
Heaven's sakes! Is that a spot?
Clean it up, we want the company impressed
We've got a lot to do!
Is it one lump or two?
For you, our guest (she's our guest)
She's our guest (she's our guest)
Be our guest, be our guest!
Our command is your request
It's been years since we've had anybody here
And we're obsessed
With your meal, with your ease
Yes, indeed, we aim to please
While the candlelight's still glowing
Let us help you, we'll keep going
Course by course, one by one
'Til you shout, "enough I'm done!"
Then we'll sing you off to sleep as you digest
Tonight you'll prop your feet up
But for now, let's eat up
Be our guest
Be our guest
Be our guest
Please, be our guest
bwaf wins
Hi I'm_____ and today I'm going to show you what a ____ looks like.
JOHN CENA; WWE SUPERSLAM
fuck i cant compete
Terry Crews; OLD SPICE ODOR BLOCKER BODYWASH THAT CAN STOP ODORS FOR UP TO 16 HOOOOOOOUUUUUUURRRRRRS
*cough*
I guess it's only going to get 2 responses. Fine
Brainy
Am I a Romantic? I've seen '_______' ten times. I'm a Romantic.
Quote from: BrainyLucario on November 10, 2017, 08:46:37 AMAm I a Romantic? I've seen the 1993 Bubsy television pilot 'What Could Possibly Go Wrong?' ten times. I'm a Romantic.
Romeo and Juliet
that He-Man sings meme video
We Are Number One
tHE SEaLInG PoWEr oF FLeX TApE
The Super Mario Bros. Super Show!
The 1812 Overture more than
Snow Halation
PSA: Brainy's grounded, so we'll probz have to wait until Monday for him to pick a winner
Quote from: braixen1264 on November 10, 2017, 07:57:27 PMThe Super Mario Bros. Super Show!
DO THE MARIO!!
Braix wins
Sometimes I find myself wondering ________
WHO WAS PHONE?!?
Quote from: braixen1264 on November 13, 2017, 02:16:49 PMSometimes I find myself wondering if there really is any meaning to life. But the thought scares me, so I quickly think about more important things. Like memes.
if I can find peace in a bottle of wine
e.gadd wins
Oh, whoa, I'm kinda surprised, actually.
"...but most of all, I'm... I'm... I'm... I'M...
I'M A _________________________, ROCK"
Quote from: E. Gadd Industries on November 15, 2017, 06:09:48 PMOh, whoa, I'm kinda surprised, actually.
"...but most of all, I'm... I'm... I'm... I'M...
I'M A PICKLE ROOOOOOOOOOCK"
Lava
This is a reference to a terrible movie. I am not sorry.
A PET NAMED STEEEEEEEVVVVVEEEE
Levi wins!
Quote from: E. Gadd Industries on November 18, 2017, 12:18:51 PMLevi wins!
Oh hey cool
"I'm a simple person. I see _______, I _________."
nuts; boob
brains; eat brains
Darkness
Sleep
Quote from: LeviR.star on November 19, 2017, 09:41:44 AM"I'm a simple person. I see the Spanish Inquisition occurring, I do absolutely nothing because I didn't expect it."
Glorious Mother Russia;
Soiuz nerushimyj respublik svobodnykh
Splotila naveki Velikaia Rus.
Da zdravstvuet sozdannyj volej narodov
Edinyj, moguchij Sovetskij Soiuz!
Slavsia, Otechestvo nashe svobodnoe,
Druzhby, narodov nadezhnyj oplot!
Znamia sovetskoe, znamia narodnoe
Pust ot pobedy, k pobede vedet!
@levi
one million dollars in unmarked bills; buy something worth one million dollars in unmarked bills
Oh shoot, I forgot about this. Sorry, guys!
Mikey wins!
hakuna matata? It means _____ __________.
Hakuna matata, duh. Learn another language for once, yeah?
Copyright Infringement
Makuta Potato
GIVE ME FOOD
EDIT: Noticed after posting that this thread has been Dead for a month. I guess that's what happens when you leave for 2
whoops I guess BDS wins
I AM OZ THE GREAT AND ___; IN ORDER FOR ME TO GRANT YOUR REQUEST, YOU MUST FIRST ___!
nee;
bring us a shrubbery
mikey is DQ'd for spelling ni wrong
FABULOUS
SURVIVE THE SPANISH INQUISITION
Kawaii!
Confess your love for anime or suffer the death of your waifu
Quote from: Dudeman on February 21, 2018, 09:44:17 PMmikey is DQ'd for spelling ni wrong
I've seen it both ways
Quote from: BlackDragonSlayer on February 21, 2018, 09:42:13 PMI AM OZ THE GREAT AND DELIGHTFULLY DEVILISH; IN ORDER FOR ME TO GRANT YOUR REQUEST, YOU MUST FIRST PURCHASE FAST FOOD AND DISGUISE IT AS YOUR OWN COOKING!
@BDS
was waiting for more/better answers
e. gadd wins
Yeyyyyyyyyy
You call hamburgers __________?
Yes, it's a regional dialect!
Uh huh, eh what region?
Uhhhhhhhhhh... ___________
Really? Well I'm from __________ and I've never heard anyone use the phrase "__________" before.
Oh, no, not from _______, no. It's a(n) _________ expression!
Malasada
Kalos
Kalos
Malasada
Kalos
Alolan
gherkins
northern europe
Sweden; "gherkins"
Sweden; Germany
not-ham burgers
my region
my region
fuck-winkle
your region
my region
Quote from: E. Gadd Industries on April 17, 2018, 02:35:47 PMYou call hamburgers JOOOOHN CEEEENAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA?
Yes, it's a regional dialect!
Uh huh, eh what region?
Uhhhhhhhhhh... NinSheetMusic Forums.
Really? Well I'm from braixen1264 and I've never heard anyone use the phrase "JOOOOHN CEEEENAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" before.
Oh, no, not from braixen1264, no. It's a Dudeman expression!
I see.
glamburgers
the Underground
Snowdin
glamburgers
Snowdin
Hotland
Man, lotsa good ones! BDS wins!
Thank you ___! But our ___ is in another ___!
hero, MacGuffin, place entirely
Steven, No prob Bob. ......It's Lapis
protagonist, objective, final stage
sir, patient, room
Quote from: Mario on April 19, 2018, 10:22:29 PMThank you Mario! But our Mario is in another Mario!
._.
.-.
Levi wins!
Cough
Oh, shoot, I didn't see this. *ahem*
My proudest moment has got to be the day I ___ [past tense verb] the ___ [noun] on ____ [day].
Quote from: LeviR.star on July 24, 2018, 06:18:56 PMMy proudest moment has got to be the day I discovered the landmass of Greenland on Leif Erikson Day. HINGA DINGA DURGIN