I in no way have an animosity for Christianity but this is what happens when you get a whole bunch of close-minded Christains talking about video games. I had to grab tissue because I started crying with laughter.
http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=5602
that's kinda funny... it almost seems to absurd to be real though...
but if it's real... then it's really funny...
"and i can take a random number of letters from any page on this board and firmly state that you people worship Satan. does that make it so? no ofcourse not."
and this guy is now "under investigation" and his rank is unsaved trash...
This site is INCREDIBLE! I'd be considered Unsaved trash by these people's standards because I'm redheaded and Irish...that's it! If I were to reveal to them I was Wiccan and played video games...whoa, hot dog!
holy crap! that somewhat is very stupid :P it's sorta funny to see them so ignorent and just judge it by how it's all colorfull and crap. I wonder how trolls are treated there. I wonder what happens if you had an account there and named it something like Mario guy and have all the sigs and every thing XD. I would love to see that guy make a thread JUST TO SEE what happens :P. but I realy think there stupid and I'm Mormon Boomf. I win :P lol jk but it was indeed pretty lol.
The trolls get labled as Unsaved Trash and are put under investigation. I think I'm going to troll there because it sounds like fun, haha.
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lol.
Reasonable. Right.
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Maybe we should become anti-Video Game Christian Psychohaulics? :P
When I say I hate Jesus Freaks, that's the kind of people I meant.
Yeah. I know what you mean, Mike.
They said that I worship grape soda... :'( :'( :'(
:P
Hmmm, grape soda. Long time since I've drank any.
Edit: Gah, turns out that those forums exist simply to mock Christians. So everything on it is purposely stupid. The owner is actually Atheist.
(https://www.ninsheetmusic.org/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi15.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fa353%2Fphillytim%2Fweblog%2Fcrazy%2Fgay-mario.jpg&hash=4302d74efc5d8311eea54646ee0bc5f730a1ec21)
haha where the hell did that pull that out of.
But yeah, that site is amazingly awesome.
Well, if you visit their main page which is
www.landoverbaptist.com
Its all jokes. On the forums its also a joke, but they take it way too far. They make fun of everyone horribly.
but yeah I've been going to this site for a while and its awesome...people go on their and take it seriously. They are based in Freehold, Iowa. That city doesn't exist.
ugh, I never got around to watching the fox news video about Mass Effect that it links to in that topic, but now that I see it, it really is horrible. I watched that sex scene, you see the side of a boob and a girls ass for 1.5 seconds, how terrible. I have a much easier time typing in "porn" in the google search than I do playing through hours and hours of being nice to this girl in the game.
I made a landover baptist account and I got banned a while ago.
Also: Everyone read this http://www.landoverbaptist.org/2008/august/olympicvolleyball.html it is hilarious, and very true.
Oh, thank God it's fake! I was worried about there being so many radical people that actually exist.
The scary thing is that people are actually like what you are seeing there.
Yes, they are a parody of Westboro Baptist Church, which is pretty much Landover but serious.
Look it up, you wont like what you see.
That is probably the funniest thing I have ever seen. I have never laughed harder! This is so ridiculous! I'm happy it's not real because I was seriously considering like, hacking the forum or something. Delete everything, that was my idea. I didn't like this.
also:
LOL!
LOL!
LOL!1!!!!1!!!!1!one!!!11!!
www.godhatesfags.com <-- NSFW
I remember having a bookmarked list of like 250 real Christian quotes by people like this that were all real. I'll see if I can find it.
I think I should try and become a fake advocate for like everything they stand for. Then once I get like 100+ posts and one of those nifty titles I'll contradict everything I said on the forum.
It is comforting to know that site is a joke...but it's scary when you realize people like this exist. There's no doubt that some of the people joined the site thinking it was the real deal...
To Davey's comment...I want to join there too and see what they call me, haha!
It's a joke place!? lol XD I would so join too but I am an observer(long and complicated word for lazy ass :P) then a doer.
I joined this afternoon for kicks and giggles and I'm already under moderation for speaking my native tounge...they called it "demonic code" ...haha...I know it's a joke but they annoyed me to pieces, haha.
Quote from: random_goldfish on August 15, 2008, 05:33:21 PMI joined this afternoon for kicks and giggles and I'm already under moderation for speaking my native tounge...they called it "demonic code" ...haha...I know it's a joke but they annoyed me to pieces, haha.
XD I wonder what happens if someone speaks spanish XD or japanese...OMG what about Binary!? XD but I can't believe there's Actuall people like that :P If I found one I'd give them pity just to see what they say. I would have my video camera with me and when they start ranting a storm I would show them my camera(Would be already recording in secret) and I say realy loudly "YOUR SOUL WILL KNOW BE IN THE CLUTCHES OF ALL WHO SEE FIT!!!!! FEAR ME!!" lol but I'm not that kind of person.
They even censored my name on the site because it's a Gaelic name...and according to them it's a demon code. HAHA!
We can do 'Flight of the Condor's' Binary rap!
Oh...I'm the most tolerent person on the Earth but I love poking the buttons of these people...fake or real.
They censored my name Mairéad and a blessing I said in Gaelic
My reply.
"Forgive me Father, I have sinned, Forgive me Lord...for English is my second language. From this day out...I shall me known as Margaret...my name in English. From this day out I shall never speak my native tounge but rather speak God's language...English. Please, forgive me for I have seen the errors of my demonic ways and have been enlightened. Amen."
That has to be the funniest thing I have read ever. :D