In this forum game, you say a situation and a person replies with a real and unreal answer.
Example:
"Playing Xbox 360"
Person's Reply:
"Realistically: You get a Red Ring of Death."
"Unrealistically: You get a Red Ring of Death and you yourself die".
I'll start.
Watching Television.
Realistic: Poor vision (sitting too close)
Unrealistic: Teletubbies makes you gay from a young age.
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"Walking the Dog"
Dog poops on the sidewalk
Dog eats the mailman.
([h'r] no apostraphe)
Chemistry Class Lab Day
Realistic: Smells funny and people burning themselves
Unrealistic (or is it!?): Someone accidentally made poison gas and another blew up the school.
On a boat during a hurricane.
You die.
Your boat turns into a super nuke and kills the world
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Sleeping (:P have fun)
Realistically: Wet dream.
Unrealistically: Gamer having heterosexual dreams.
While on the toilet
Finding a spider inside.
Finding 200,000 spiders inside.
Browsing NSM ;D
People who don't care about NSM flaming people who do care about NSM.
Those people who don't care and continue to flame being punished.
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Going to Grandma's house.
Eating lots of pie
Eating too much pie and exploding (wee)
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Looking for vids in Youtube.
XD nice, HugoMeister.
Finding a video of someone doing something stupid.
Finding a video of someone doing something stupid... WHILE NAKED.
Eating Chinese food.
Realistic: You get hungry an hour later. 8)
Unrealistic: The chef was fired right before making this food, he was mad and he wiped his ass with it.
Eating too much pizza.
Choking, and dying.
Choking, falling over, squishing your dog, THEN dying.
Not using the [ hr ] tag on this board.
Quote from: Dekudude on August 20, 2008, 06:25:22 PMXD nice, HugoMeister.
Btw, that wasn't a joke.
You end up with a separator not unlike mine, Dude's, or Gamer's.
The internet decides it hates you and emails russia to bomb your house.
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Walking through the female undergarments aisle at your local department store in order to cut a few minutes from your trip to the checkout.
You find your ex and get back with them
You fall into a pit of girls wanting to eat you RAWR!!*chomp*
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Srry forgot to add
Riding your Bike
Realistic: Rides the bike into the sunset
Unrealistic: Rides the bike into the sunset and bursting into flames because of it. (sorry, 'tis late and im not focusing)
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Going to the hospital, only to find that your doctor is Gregory House.
not knowing who this is
r: getting whatever is wrong fixed
u: having a bomb implanted into your spleen that will go off in 5 hrs.
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in your girlfriends room sitting on her bed mackin' with her
Mackin' meaning makin' out, or mackin' meaning a couple steps further? Assuming that:
You get Hepatitis...
Everyone (of the opposite sex) gets Hepatitis... not you. :P
Chewing gum.
you swallow the gum
You swallow the gum and turn into a gum monster
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Posting on an internet forum
R: Your computer freeze due to a super quote pyramide
U: your computer really explose due to a super quote pyramide
Being lost in a wood
You get lost and have to spend the night.
You get eated by a NOMNOMNOMbear.
Getting into a fight with a blind man.
Quote from: FallenPianist on August 21, 2008, 09:43:50 PMR: Your computer freeze due to a super quote pyramide
U: your computer really explose due to a super quote pyramide
Well someone isnt a fan of my quote pyramids. Maybe it's all a scheme to freeze up everyone's computers so I'm the only who can post and I will get the 1000th post. mwahaha. yea anyway those quote pyramids aren't that popular around here.
DON'T POST HERE ABOUT IT
R:You win the fight and steal his coat
U:He kills you and then cuts you up and feeds you do his dog.
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(again I forget to do it)
You walking down some stairs...
get to the bottom
they suddenly turn into an extremely fast up escelator and you trip
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riding the bus in Holywood
R: You meet a Star
U: A star meets you
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btw, you failed if you dont know who Dr. House was, you know, sitcom, great show, TV?
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You join your school's Marching Band
You get hazed as the freshmen n00b.
You become the senior prank in which they wrap you to the goalpost with sryan wrap and put a silly hat and clock-necklace. (The senior prank on the band director, he was pretty relaxed until about after the first hour).
Trying to destroy the spyware that took over my computer. I'm fucking retarded.
u attempt to fix it but it's so bad u need to get another computer
u attempt to fix it but it's really bad so u jump inside the computer with all your gangstas and start a gang war! u end up winning the gang war and the computer is fixed... only to find out that it's been obliterated. and u need a new one =P.
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You find out your 50 year old teacher has the hots for you =P
Realistically: She's an ugly whore.
Unrealistically: She's damn hot so take advantage of her.
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Davey's mom.
My mother died in a plane crash seven years ago.
way to fail, Mike
I don't care if she's dead, continue on with the game idiots. From what I see right now you're the ones failing (including me for this post). Also nothing proves she really is dead. When people joke about mom's a crap load of people say she's dead to see your reaction.
Get on with it.
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Davey's mom.
run away,
walk in on you and her doin it
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driving a lamborgini down the highway
R: You get a ticket for speeding.
U: The cop needs to "confiscate" your vehicle because of your speeding.
Your best friend tells you he's gay.
R: you accept it and move on
U: he's had the hots for you for 3 years and wants to marry you
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Riding your bike to school
R: Tired and falls asleep in homeroom
U: Get run over by a dumbass driver.
In chemistry, you're studying Uranium.
Your teacher brings in an active nuclear warhead to demonstrate the properties of uranium.
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You are stranded in the Desert.
R: you wander, lost, for a few days, then finally find civilization or hitchhike a ride.
U: you run out of food and water, never find civilization and die. Then some vultures and maggots eat your body, and it is never found.
Playing the piano
you get sick of it after 13 years of near gunpoint
you actually enjoy it D=
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driving a new ferrari
you crash it
you crash it into a nuclear powerplant and blow up the world.
eating pie
you eat hte pie,
someone else eats the pie
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talking to a hot girl at school (with whom you might have a chance with) = D
she hates you
she tries to scream a secret of yours to the school, but you cover her mouth so she can't say it and she charges you with rape.
playing baseball
R: You hit someone in the head.
U: You hit a homer every time you took base.
You're caught in the middle of a hurricane.
Realistic: It destroys your house.
Unrealistic: You roll it up and add it to your katamari 8)
You are enjoying a taco.
You find an old tomato in it.
You find an old (cancerous) tomato in it.
Sleeping through your alarm clock?
u miss school because u didnt wake up early and u get detention.
the alarm was actually a bomb threat alarm and u blow up and get t bagged by the guys that made da bomb.. ..
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u wake up to find u are pregnant... and your a guy... :P
R: You remembered all the bean buritos you ate the night before.
U: The baby comes out your ass.
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Your electricity goes out for a month.
Realistic: I live a miserble, petty existence.
Unrealistic (maybe): I die.
Your cat reveals to you that it is a robot with the plan of destroying the universe.
R: You jump on its back and yell, "This... Is... (Wherever you live)"
U: You quickly run away screaming only to find out that it has already taken over before you could even turn around... oO
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You own a tank of piranhas O.o
R: Your cat tries to catch and eat them but it ends up falling in they eat it cause you were too stupid to put a dang lid on it!
U: Someone tries to rob you in da middle of da night and the fish band together and eat the poor guy! So you wake up the next morning wonder why the carpet around the tank is red... O.O
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Cameras shut off every time you take a picture of yourself.
You ran out of batteries.
You get hit by a plane full of clowns.
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When watching TV
R: The TV network stops working and interrupts you show.
U: You catch an episode of Kirby with a gun. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AMjDoZxKyvo
You have a tank in your garage.
R: You suddenly realize your garage is too small to hold a tank and is completely destroyed
U: Tank kills everybody in the world but your girlfriend and mother, whom he (it?) has sensual relationships with.
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Feeding the animals at a zoo.
R: They completely ignore the food.
U: They eat the food, reach through the bars, and hold you hostage until they are given more.
You have a car with turbo.
R: You get so many speeding tickets that the banks takes your car.
U: You become the new Speed Racer
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You go back in time to Europe during the black plague on accident
R: You get infected by the Black Plague and die.
U: You realize you accidentally sent everyone in your time back to the Black Plague time and destroy the future of humans.
You get an awesome laptop for your birthday.
You realize that you need to buy over $1000 of hardware for it
It explodes and burns down the neighborhoods.
you get a cat.
R: it runs away
U: it claws your eye out
You revive a thread.
R: No one answers to it.
U: No one answers to it.
You buy an obscure music album.
^NOOOo
:to slow's
R: Kefka yells at you for bumping.
U: The forum immediately gets swamped with posts, and nobody saw this.
Quote from: triforced1 on August 21, 2011, 03:58:55 PMR: No one answers to it.
U: No one answers to it.
You buy an obscure music album.
R: I sounds like crap
U: Some crazed fan pays you 500k for it.
You rob a Starbucks
R: You get caught and arrested for theft.
U: You drink the coffee that you stole, but it was poisoned.
You get a paper cut.
R: It stings for a little bit
U: You just so happened to paper cut your jugular, collapse on the floor, and die from blood loss. No one attends your funeral.
You slap a hungry orphan
R: you get arrested for assault
U: that orphan grows up to be the ruler of the world and orders that you be tortured and fed only enough to stay alive for the rest of your natural life.
you find a penny on the sidewalk.
R: You needed an extra penny to buy that thing you really wanted.
U: It's a landmine.
Playing Mario Kart DS
Realistic: You win easily, without really trying.
Unrealistic: You are suprised when you win.
Handing in an assignment to your science teacher.
Realistic: She gives the whole class a lecture on Plagerism
Unrealistic: She says "Well done! You are all geniuses! Have lots of cookies!"
You eat a whole packet of biscuits by yourself which were supposed to be shared
Realistic: You get shouted at by Mum.
Unrealistic: Mum buys another packet of biscuits for you to share.
Getting caught stealing lollies from the corner shop.
Realistic: You have to pay a fine for stealing/get arrested
Unrealistic: The shop owner lets you go and gives you more candy for free.
You have a huge essay due by the end of the week and you waited the night before.
Realistic: You fail the essay.
Unrealistic: The teacher acquires amnesia and forgets that your essay is due that day.
Finding a legit, shiny pokemon in the wild.
Realistic; You go "Holy Shit!", catch it at boast about it with your Pokefriends
Unrealistic: You go "It's a glitch!" and demand a refund
You eat pie
Realistic: You like the pie and immediatly ask for another one.
Unrealistic: It turns out to be a nazi plot to poison people all over the world with toxic pies.
You fall and hurt your leg in gym class.
Realisitic: You are simply thrilled that you broke your leg because it gets you out of Gym Class. You join Drama with all your friends
Unrealistic: Someone gives you their leg since they dies and you spend the rest of your days with someone elses leg. 9And you have to do Gym)
You find a cure for the poison Nazi pie
Realistic: The nazi pie probably never existed in the first place.
Unrealistic: The nazis track you down and assasinate you before you can release the cure.
Your wish comes true.
R: You are happy
U: You are suicidal.
Giving a speech
Realistic: You are nervous, but over all it goes well
Unrealisitic: You hide under your desk until the teacher is like "BITCH GET UP HERE!" and that's when you kill the teacher winning the respect of all the students who say that the teacher was suicidal.
EV training a Terrakion
Quote from: xK-NiGhTx on September 19, 2011, 07:24:34 PMR: You are happy
U: You are suicidal.
Giving a speech
I don't think being happy is the the worst realistic thing that could happen to you from your wishes coming true. Try reading the rules before you play a game. -_-
Quote from: SuperFireKirby on September 20, 2011, 12:58:26 PMI don't think being happy is the the worst realistic thing that could happen to you from your wishes coming true. Try reading the rules before you play a game. -_-
well sorry O.O didn't mean to make you so angreh.
WELL YOU DID MAKE ME ANGEREH! HOW DARE HE PLAY SUCH AN IMPORTANT GAME IN AN UNRULEFUL MANNER! THIS IS A GAME THAT SHALL BE REMEMBERED AND STUDIED BY A CHILDREN AND OUR CHILDREN'S CHILDREN AS MUCH AS WE HAVE WITH WORLD WAR II AND THE AMERICAN/(INSERT COUNTRY HERE) REVOLUTION! I DEMAND SATISFACTION, SIR! I DEMAND IT!
Rant aside, may we pick this game back up? I miss it... :(
yes
Yah totally. What's the worst that could happen?
Realistic: People play the game INCORRECTLY.
Unrealistic: Teh Dark Lord Cthulhu emerges from his eternal slumber on the 7th plane of darkness to destroy the mortal world.
Taking your goat for a walk.
Realistic: Your goat decides to eat grass for an hour.
Unrealistic: Your goat turns out to be a satyr and commands you to save all of satyrkind.
Going to the grocery store.
Realistic: You forgot your iPod
Unrealistic: The grocery store is now under construction and you didn't pay enough attention while you drove up. Something constructionlike falls on you.
Browsing the NSM forums.
Realistic: Your have to reset your password because you forgot it.
Unrealistic: You discover that it's not your password that's wrong, but your username??? Apparently you got banned for some reason.
Taking a shower.
Realistic: The water gets too hot and burns you.
Unrealistic: The water turns into lava and burns through you.
Forgot to pose a situation.
^That is the situation btw
Realistic: Everyone begins to yell at you.
Unrealistic: Everyone begins to yell at you, but their words are secretly a chant that preforms an evil spell and you die.
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Arranging sheet music.
Realistic: You can't seem to find the key signature, tempo, or time signature of the piece you are trying to arrange *coughmecough* and you begin to get frustrated.
Unrealistic: Your computer also gets frustrated and goes all C4 on you.
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Attempting to study for semester tests that are next week.
Realistic: You decide to play video games instead and fail your exam.
Unrealistic: Your paper morphs into a gigantic robot and destroys half your city before you calm it with the power of FRIENDSHIP.
(https://www.ninsheetmusic.org/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.myfacewhen.net%2Fuploads%2F290-my-little-pony-friendship-is-magic.png&hash=b341d48d874f0540daf05265bb56023aa9c48be7)
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Going to the bathroom.
OH YEAH I SUDDEN REALIZATION PAST EVENTS GASP
Because I didn't realize that one guy from the other thread that was annoying ETF, had an MLP avatar.
Realistic: Toilet gets stuck from using too much toilet paper.
Unrealistic: You get stuck in the toilet from using too much toilet paper.
Watching MLP to see what's so great about it? (kinda scared I'm going to get addicted, meh)
R: You get addicted and can't stop watching.
U: You turn into a pony and get shot or sumthing. Then you are made into a new glue called Jub3r7glue. It's super popular, so much so that you are brought back to life and shot and made into glue a whole bunch-a times. This cycle repeats until demand for Jub3r7 glue decreases. Then they just leave you dead. THE END.
Playing piano at church.
Realistic: People just walk by or stop and listen
Unrealistic: A nun comes walking by and slaps your hands with a ruler when she takes you and drags you to the priest for playing unholy music
Going on Dating sites for a project
Realistic: Someone flirts with you on Match and you get totally drawn into it and leave your project.
Unrealistic: Someone finds your address through IP, goes to your house and -
BOOM.
Approaching a girl to ask her out.
Realistic: You ask her sucessfully. You are really happy, until you/she doesn't like you/her, anymore.
Unrealistic: While walking there, somone puts on some music. Suddenly everbody around you (including you) starts dancing and singing perfectly to the song, even though very few of them has ever practised or is any good. Nevertheless, everone is perfect and you and the girl have such a wonderful time dancing and singing around, that you go out together. This is short lived, though because after a few weeks, which fly like just an hour, you break up, only to get back together again in a heart-filled song outside her window.
Listening to some Ragtime