Well, a friend of mine was talking to me on AIM and he came up with this idea.
Here's how it works:
1. When its your turn, complete the previous "lemon" statement. Be creative. :)
2. Then, ask "When _________ hands you lemons...." Fill in the blank with a person/thing.
3. Don't use the same person/thing more than once; keep it original.
Note: Please underline your person/thing.
When JaMaHa hands you lemons...
When Jamaha hands you lemons, throw them away, because we all know that Jamaha can't grow healthy ones. ::) Dur.
When the lemon you were just handed hands you lemons...
Quote from: Dekudude on September 10, 2008, 06:29:07 PMWhen the lemon you were just handed hands you lemons...
The lemons that handed you the lemons continue to multiply handing an on-going process of lemon production.
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When
nothing hands you lemons.
When nothing hands you lemons, you wish someone would give you lemons.
When life gives you lemons
When Life hands you lemons, you ask Life why, of all things to bless you with, it chose lemons.
When Sailor Moon hands you lemons....
Quote from: HugoMeister on September 10, 2008, 06:48:59 PMWhen Sailor Moon hands you lemons....
When Sailor Moon hands you lemons just hope you can go to 3rd base after that :P
perveted I know but oh well 8)
When A guy in a suit hands you lemons...
When A guy in a suit hands you lemons you SQUASH them and say WTF is wroung with you?! Tomatoes are better!
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When a serial molester hands you lemons... ;D
Quote from: Palagerini on September 12, 2008, 06:26:39 AMWhen a serial molester hands you lemons... ;D
If you're suicidal you eat them
If you're not you squeeze the juices into his eyes, kick his crotch and run away.
when a retarted guy gives you lemons...
You give the lemons back, cuz chances are they aren't lemons, or the poor person needs them for lunch or something.
When ye old butter churning lady gives you lemons...
When ye old butter churning lady hands you lemons peg them at her, and tell her to work harder!
When Luigi hands you lemons...
Quote from: SuperFireKirby on September 12, 2008, 03:38:20 PMWhen ye old butter churning lady hands you lemons peg them at her, and tell her to work harder!
When Luigi hands you lemons...
you ask him if they were mario approved.
when an apple tree gives you lemons...
you start wondering if it's by the randomness of God or it's just tree pee
when chuck norris gives you a lemon.....
When Chuck Norris gives you lemons you ask him "why you give me lemons?" and he round house kicks you in the face for asking questions.
When an emo hands you lemons, sqeeze the juice into his eyes and say, "Here's something for you to cry about!"
When your Gym Teacher hands you lemons....
When your Gym Teacher hands you lemons, make grape juice then sit back let him wonder how you did it >w<
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When Michael Jackson gives you lemons...
When Micheal Jackson hands you lemons, you take the lemons you got from Chuck Norris and round house kick him to the face with them.
When Tom Cruise hands you lemons...
When Tom Cruise hands you lemons take them and while singing the mission impossible theme sneak up on somone and bash them over the head with them.
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When BlueFlameDude hands you lemons...
You look between the lemons and his avatar, lemons and avatar, then give them back.
When Zeta gives you lemons...
When Zeta gives you lemons, ask her where they came from, and await a witty response.
When your closest cousin hands you lemons...
When Zeta gives you lemons, you courtmartial them with Banzai.
When Santa Claus gives you lemons...
EDIT: Damn you, Dekudude. D:
I'll answer both:
When your closest cousin hands you lemons, you be sure to take the lemons, and not something else.
When Santa Claus hands you lemons, you follow the same rules as if your closest cousin had just handed you lemons.
When Mr. Hat hands you lemons, you...
When Mr. Hat hands you lemons you gotta party like a rockstar.
When Koji Kondo hands you lemons...
When Koji Kondo hears you lemons, if you put them to your ear, you can hear the mario theme.
When Tingle hands you lemons
Hell no.
When the milk man hands you lemons...
You cannot escape Tingle
I'll do tingle and milkman
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When Tingle hands you lemons, throw them at him and yell,"WHERE THE HECK ARE MY MAPS?!"
When the milkman hands you lemons, look at him and say, "I can't feed my cats this crap."
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When Hitler hands you lemons...
you give them to the FBI to be dismantled
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When a hobo gives you lemons...
When a hobo hands you lemons give him a hamburger for his troubles. But make sure the hamburger isn't from a McDonald's associated with Wal-Mart for you will be attacked by him. After all, Wal-Mart's the reason he's a hobo in the first place.
When Mike Tyson hands you lemons...
When Mike Tyson hands you lemons, you politely take them, and, confused, look at him and ask, "Who are you?"
When an [ hr ] hands you lemons...
I have no idea of what happens when
hands you lemons.
Oh and Mike Tyson was a professional boxer how got his own game. He also had a nasty habbit of biting off people's ears. I can't believe you've never heard of him.
:-\ Meh
When Hatsune Miku hands you lemons...
Graciuosly accept the lemons.
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When Bruce Lee hands you lemons
Fight your way to the top of a 5 story tower full of kung fu masters to use the lemons on the grand master of the tower to save the world.
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When Jesus Christ hands you lemons...
When Jesus Christ hands you lemons, give it to his apostles.
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When a dragon hands you lemons
When a dragon hands you lemons you're smart enough to know that the 'lemon' is actually its egg of the runt of the litter, and it's burned.
When Strong Bad hands you lemons...
When Strong Bad hands you lemons, thank him and send him a email that says,"How do you type with boxing gloves on?"
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When Bubs hands you lemons...
When Bubs hands you lemons, you tell him to cut off Strong Bad's internet connection so that he never receives the "How do you type with boxing gloves on?" email ;D
When The Cheat hands you lemons...
when the cheat hands you lemons, you take his lightswitch away for having lightswitch raves.
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When Bahamut hands you lemons...
When Bahamut hands you lemons you get crushed from the sheer weight of Bahamut's magical Lemons.
When Batman hands you lemons...
...you make sure the lemon isn't some kind of villain. (Poison Ivy? That was the best they could do?)
When a Bomb-omb hands you lemons....
You toss them to Siringusbingus, cause it was really a bomb omb itself.
.....when siringusbingus hands you lemons.
...ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm........
When the internet hands you lemons....
When the internet hands you lemons, don't look at them, they could porn in disguise.
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When a Nun hands you Lemons.....
...you thank her politely while eying her whippin' stick.
When an oboe player hands you lemons....
When an oboe player hands you lemons, you lob it back at them yelling 'play a different song before I rip my own balls off'.
When a living potato hands you lemons...
When a living potatoe hands you lemons you ask, how the hell are you still living if you're not in the ground but you thank him for the lemons anyway
When seattle symphony orchestra hands you lemons....
You stuff your ears with wax, as the metaphorical lemons most likely represent a terrible cacophony of irritating noises.
When Saddam Hussein hands you lemons...
You give them back in fury cause of how bad of a hide-and-seek player he is.
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When Jar Jar Binks hands you lemons...
...you try to figure out where he got lemons on Naboo.
When your english teacher hands you lemons....
When your english teacher hands you lemons you teach the lemon to read for some extra credit.
When a lepperchaun hands you lemons...
When a lepperchaun hands you lemons, you teach him how to spell as the english teacher prods the leprechaun.
When K.K. Slider hands you lemons...
When K.K Slider hands you lemons you throw them at the Animal crossing creators and hopefully they'll stop playing the damn credits every time he plays a song!
When Mr. Rodgers hands you lemons...
...you tell the lemons everything will be OK before eating them.
When an air traffic controller hands you lemons...
When an air traffic controller hands you lemons you squeeze the juice into his radio, sit back in the airport cafe, and watch the planes. Crash.
When Clifford the big red dog hands you lemons...
When Clifford the Big Red Dog hands you lemons the lemons accidentally get squashed and you don't have lemons anymore.
When a :) hands you lemons...
When a Smiley hands you lemons you say very very mean things to him until he's a :(.
When Lex Luther hands you lemons...
When Lex Luther hands you lemons sell them for the very rare Kryptonite in them and get rich.
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When Your cell phone hands you lemons...
...check to make sure they don't cost $20 a month (seriously!).
When kotorfanboy hands you lemons...
When kotorfanboy hands you lemons you use the force to squeeze the juice into his eyes, round house kick him and then spam rofl on the forums the next day.
Example:roflroflroflroflroflroflroflroflroflroflroflroflroflroflroflroflroflroflroflroflroflroflroflroflroflroflroflroflroflrofl.
When been still hands you lemons...
Quote from: SuperFireKirby on April 23, 2009, 02:43:12 PMWhen been still hands you lemons...
I'm sorry I have no idea what that means.
When Leon S. Kennedy hands you lemons...
Yeah that was a horrible typo.
I meant...
When Ben Stiller hands you lemons...
When Ben Stiller hands you lemons you smack him hard and tell him to star in a good movie every once in a while that DOES NOT involve Disney before you get any ideas young man.
When Winnie the Pooh hands you lemons...
make lemonade for him(and don't give him honey)
When The Final Boss hands you lemons...
You try and figure what's in his gloves.
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When a 7 year old hands you lemons. (sorry, couldn't think of anything better...)
When a 7-year old hands you lemons return the favor by giving him a box of matches.
When your favorite video game hands you lemons...
You start worrying
When your GF hands you lemons
When your girlfriend hands you lemons just hope the lemons wont cheat on you.
When a lemon hands you lemons...
You need to make the lemons stop slavery(selling of lemons by lemons)
When your imagination hands you lemons
You sit in a box with a rainbow over head and say "Imagination"
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When a drummer hands you lemons...
you would wonder and throw them away...
When Koji Kondo hands you lemons
You sell them to some rich fan
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When Your gamecube hands you lemons
"Oh wow. Since when it has had that feature?"
When your mom hands you lemons....
Go make lemonade or you'll be in trouble
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When your lemon tree hands you lemons
...you do nothing out of the ordinary, as that makes sense.
When Pixar hands you lemons...
If the lemon is the bad guy, he will be beaten by the hero when all looks hopeless(pixar does this in every movie).
when an evil circus clown hands you lemons...
Then you quickly get them out of your hands
When a Wizard of the Coast(DnD) hands you lemons
Your evil game master uses them to kill you no matter what you do (assuming DnD is Dungeons and Dragons)
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When "Judgemaster Cid" hands you lemons
You send Bahamut Zero after him.
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When the "girl of your dreams" hands you lemons.
You make lemonade and invite her for a drink.
When the "girl of your dreams" hands you lemons...
(Yup, I'm repeating that because it has a lot of potential...)
Then you make her wash her hands.
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When youtube hands you lemons.
You make a Youtube video out of making lemonade with them.
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When "Beethoven" Hands you lemons.
You....try and tune your piano with them...?
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When Gilgamesh hands you lemons?
The lemons explode in a massive flare and kill you.
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When bono hands you lemons...
Then you starve to death.
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When Jerry Seinfeld hands you lemons.
Do as you did with ye old butter churning lady. Peg them at him and tell him to BE FUNNY!!!!!
When Steve Irwin hands you lemons...
you throw them at him and apologize to Jerry Seinfeld, as attacking him is blasphemy.
When a flying penguin in a cape hands you lemons...
Beat him with the lemons until he reveals his true identity.
When David Blaine hands you lemons...
You tell him to murder the person who would beat poor Zoopa Pingoo McMuffins.
When King Kong hands you Strawberries Lemons...
you see if Donkey Kong will trade them for bananas.
When Donkey Kong hands you the bananas...
You smack him for handing you the wrong fruit.
When God hands you lemons...
take them and say thank you lord
what if jessica alba hands you lemons
I personaly believe that Tranz was looking for the response FIND A NEW GOD!
When Jessica Alba hands you lemons make sure they don't have any of her ten strains of herpes.(even though there are only three, techincally ::))
When a lady in a green dress wearing a shawl holding a baby hands you lemons...
You say thank you, here's a few bowling balls and give them to her to watch her fumble and either drop the baby or smash her toe. Oh, and then you laugh at her dress. It's green.
When a magazine hands you lemons...
When a magazine hands you lemons hide them in your closet and hope your mom doesn't find them.
QUESTION PLEASE!!!!!!!
WHO IS HANDING ME LEMONS
When the Who hand you lemons, you write an awesome rock violin solo about them.
When Dr. Seuss' Whos (still recovering from playing that show) hand you lemons....
You throw them back at them and hope it hits their eyes. Citric acid in the eyes is not good.
When Brassman hands you lemons...
When Brassman hands you lemons you use the lemons to spam in order to keep ahead of him in number of posts posted.
When Chad Vader hands you lemons...(please don't answer this if you don't know what Chad Vader is)
you ask him who he is.
Here, we'll ask that one again:
When Chad Vader hands you lemons...
Quote from: Tranzlater on May 25, 2009, 12:56:06 AMYou throw them back at them and hope it hits their eyes. Citric acid in the eyes is not good.
The Whos are miniscule. You wouldn't just hit their eyes, you'd hit their whole planet.
Quote from: Tranzlater on May 25, 2009, 12:56:06 AMYou throw them back at them and hope it hits their eyes. Citric acid in the eyes is not good.
The Whos are miniscule. You wouldn't just hit their eyes, you'd hit their whole planet.
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Well then we don't have to hope.
lol quote fail
(No offense.)
Sweet.
I actually do not know how that happened...
Anyway is someone gonna answer the question? Or do none of us know who Chad vader is
A sad day when nobody knows how Chad Vader is. Look it up on Youtube. Hilarious series.