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http://omegle.com/

So basically Omegle is a website where you can connect and talk to random strangers. You can pretty much say whatever you want. Whether you want to have a long, deep conversation, spam the hell out of the person, post a rickroll, or pretend you only speak Chinese, Omegle is an awesome website to have fun!

So post any convos you made on Omegle here!

Here's the one I posted in the chat logs topic:
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Pika Pika!
Stranger: pooka pooka
You: Pikachu!!
Stranger: aww
Stranger: he is soo cutr
Stranger: cute
You: Pika Pika!!!
Stranger: sooo
Stranger: what kind of music do you like
You: I want to be
You: the very best
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: well reggae is the best
You: That no one ever was!
Stranger: u like that
You: Duh, Duh, Duh Duh!
Stranger: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ARNnJlhTkto
Stranger: check that
Stranger: good reggae
You: To catch them is my real quest
You: To train them is my cause!
You: I will travel
You: Across this land
You: Searching far and wide
Stranger: dude
Stranger: are you like mentally retarted?
You: These Pokemon
Stranger: honestly
You: To understand
You: THE POWER THAT'S INSIDE!!!!
You: pokemon!
Stranger: dude
Stranger: get alife
You: Pika Pika!
Stranger: dude
Stranger: forreal
Stranger: do you have any friends?
Stranger: obviously not
Stranger: haha
You: Pikachu!
You: Pikachu! Use Thunderbolt!
You: Pika Pika!
Stranger: ddude
Stranger: you are soo gay
Stranger: god damn son
You: *Pikachu uses thunderbolt*
Stranger: wow
Stranger: peace dawg
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Here's another:
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: 9_9
Stranger: o-o
You: =)
Stranger: :)
You: smiley fight!
You: :D
You: D:
You: =(
Stranger: )=
You: :^)
You: (=
Stranger: O_O
You: (^:
You: >_>
Stranger: <_<
You: <_>
You: >_<
You: ^_^
You: ^_>
You: >_^
You: <_^
You: ^_<
You: >_^_^_^<^_>^_<^_^
You: ;D
You: ;)
You: ;(
You: D;
You: :p
Stranger: :'(
You: :P
Stranger: =P
You: )':
You: XD
You: DP
You: XP
Stranger: ),:
You: xp
You: :d
You: >_____________________________________>
Stranger: o____________O
You: O_o
You: o_O
Stranger: oO
You: Oo
Stranger: o-O
You: I declare a truse!
Stranger: i was about to say you win
You: oh... um... nvm
You: I Win!
Stranger: haha
You have disconnected.

EDIT: Here's Another, telling people your wrong age is fun ::)
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hey, a/s/l :)?
You: 63/male/canada
You: you?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

We need a new thread for epic Omegle chats.

...what?

Haha, I'm an idiot, sorry. I just saw this same post in the chat logs topic, so when I followed the link in the NSM chatroom, I assumed I was still in that topic, since all I saw was your post. Anyways... Hugo, kotor, iDOWN and I were messing people with this today. It's really great xD I guess some of the things we did were kind of mean though...

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hot dog or bun
You: both ;)
Stranger: gross
You: DON'T JUDGE ME D:
Stranger: hows that work
You: Well....
You: http://tinyurl.com/ajk7j7
You: Click the link and all your questions will be answered.
Stranger: idk kno bout that
Stranger: may b a virus
You: I promise it's not.
You: Nor is it a rickroll.
Stranger: wats that
You: When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much.
Stranger: thats gay howd u do that
You: Science.
Stranger: gross
You: ur face is gross
Stranger: my roomate said wtf
You: roo-mate = kangaroo friend
You: roommate = person you room with
Stranger: roommate
You: Watch out for that second M, it's a doozy.
You: A DOOZY, DAMNIT!
Stranger: yea i kno right
Stranger: so u like gay porn im guessing
You: Oh yes.
You: And the reason you said that is because you make it, I'm guessing?
Stranger: god is shaking his head right now
You: How do you know?
You: OMFG, YOU ARE ACTUALLY GOD!?
You: I SHOULD HAVE FUCKING KNOWN!
Stranger: na actually i have a site called i fuckedyourmom look it up
You: Because he is the alpha and the omegle.
Stranger: na dip shyt
You: OH HAHA, I CRACK MYSELF UP!
You: No, you're too kind.
Stranger: yea thats the only person
You: Who is the only person?
You: There's more than one person, you know.
Stranger: u jack ass
Stranger: u tha only person u crack up
You: Well, there's no need to resort to name calling.
You: What about cracking?
Stranger: my bad
You: Crack kills, didn't you know?
Stranger: u a jack ass
You: Jackass is one word, you know.
You: Grammar is extremely important!
Stranger: you prol b on this shyt all damn day
Stranger: fuck grammar
You: Try 10 minutes.
You: Grammar had aids, have fun dying.
Stranger: i see u grew up on hooked on phonics and junk aye
You: I see your mother smoked crack when she was pregnant.
Stranger: u dont die from aids jack ass
Stranger: so funny
You: I understand, but auto immune disease often increase the chances.
You: And I thought you said I was the only person I cracked up?
You: Now you're calling me so funny?
You: PICK A SIDE!
Stranger: bitch i was being sarcastic
You: Sure you were.
You: :D
Stranger: so i bet ur in your moms basement
You: My mom doesn't have a basement.
Stranger: attic
You: You should know that, considering you fucked her.
You: No, actually I'm on the ground floor.
Stranger: wit her head in your lap
You: Who's head?
Stranger: you still getting breast fed
You: And how do you wit a head?
Stranger: your moms kunt
You: I'm pretty sure you don't breast feed from a vagina.
You: And by pretty sure, I mean I'm fucking positive.
Stranger: na i kalled u a kunt
Stranger: and feeding from your moms breast
You: Perhaps if you would improve your grammar, such could be understood.
Stranger: na
You: Alas, you are a dipshit.
Stranger: mayb next time
Stranger: and alas your gay ass hell
You: Are you calling me as gay as hell?
You: Or am I a gay ass hell?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Did you know that if the stranger says the word "FBI" it says "If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it." :P

Yeah I've had like 3 conversations on this so far and they've all gone no where.

You have to say something funny. Like this:

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: we have to get out of here
You: OH NO WHY
Stranger: they are coming
Stranger: the lawn gnomes
You: OH NO
You: RUN
Stranger: the ones with the funny hats and the little shovels
You: KICK THEM ON YOUR WAY
Stranger: do you have anything to eat
You: KNOCK THEM OVER
Stranger: theres to many
You: THEN, WHEN SOMEONE COMES OVER TO STAND THEM UPRIGHT
You: PUNCH THEM IN THE FACE
You: THAT WILL STOP THEM!
Stranger: what if they bite
Stranger: grab that hose and spray them
You: THROW THEM IN A DUMPSTER
Stranger: ok we got them
You: I KNOW WHAT TO EAT
Stranger: what?
You: ROASTED LAWN GNOME MWHAHAHAHAHAHA
Stranger: thats disgusting
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 :)

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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
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Stranger: hi =o
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Stranger: :o
Stranger: :<
You: [Another 30 or so rickrolls]
Stranger: .
Stranger: :D
You: The army of bastards
Stranger: and you're their leader..
You: How did you guess XD
You: ]
Stranger: where are you from?
You: Rhode island
Stranger: hey there..
Stranger: i'm from austria..
You: righty
You: speak some austrian
Stranger: Hallo, wie geht es dir?
Stranger: ;)
Stranger: Du bist mein bester Freund.
You: WToo kind
You: GAH
Stranger: :)
You: A stray 'W'
Stranger: well.. how are you doing?
You: Good
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Stranger: he's cool..
Stranger: how old are you?
You: 2
Stranger: oh
Stranger: you're pretty young!
You: Yes
You: I know the highest intelligence and will one day rule the world with my supreme cute powers
Stranger: you must be some kind of genius :O
You: Indeed
Stranger: cool
Stranger: i want to be your servat :O
Stranger: please ._.
You: Wie alt bist du
Stranger: 19
You: You shall be my diaper changer
Stranger: thank your very much
You: 'welcome.
You have disconnected.

this "picture" is wonderful whoever did this is a genius

Quote from: dahans on April 23, 2009, 01:59:50 PMthis "picture" is wonderful whoever did this is a genius

They could have done someone else other than Rick Roll

Hahaha, I can use this to give people Last Measure links.

Damn you and your Last Measure.

A winrar is me.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hi I'm Jack
You: hi im jill
You: didnt we go up a hill together once?
Stranger: Hey Jill, wanna go get some water?
You: man watch your step
Stranger: fuck I've smashed my head to bits
Stranger: my brain has fallen out everywhere
You: ah shit ive just tumbled down and broke my neck
Stranger: we're totally shit
You: i've lost control of all bodily functions and just pissed myself
Stranger: oh dear, I've shat on your head, sorry about that
Stranger: I lost control of my bowels
You: oh no im paralysed and cant move so its all fallen in my mouth
Stranger: yuk
You: so what're we gonna do now
Stranger: well you can't move and you have shit in your mouth
Stranger: you're not very attractive
Stranger: so.........
You: damn
You: you just broke my heart
Stranger: Jill you have excrement in your mouth, this relationship has just gone to sick levels I never thought I'd see
Stranger: you need to take a good long look at yourself in the mirror
You: i would but i cant move
Stranger: ffs
Stranger: see what I mean, you're a lazy bitch too
You: well maybe if you paid some attention to me once in a while i wouldnt let myself go
Stranger: look at the state of you, what's worth paying attention to?
Stranger: I love you really
Stranger: *cries
You: i love you jack
Stranger: *holds you
You: oh im sorry i think i coughed shit on you
Stranger: it's ok, I love you so much Jill
Stranger: careful of my brains hun
You: i think i got some in my mouth
You: but its ok i love you
Stranger: kisses you a shitty brainy sloppy kiss
Stranger: mmmmmmm
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

tranger: omg
You: sup?
Stranger: it's you!
You: how'd you find me?!?!
You: Brother!!
Stranger: lol
Stranger: it's been a long and winding road, but I made it.
Stranger: you smell like cheese.
You: they said you died.
Stranger: who said that?
You: I eat to while away my depressions, cheese was at hand
Stranger: you were saddened by news of my demise?
You: it was all over the news "Twin brother killed by penguin mob"
You: yeah, it was pretty sad
Stranger: a lie perpetuated by heathens
You: mom and dad had to pay for your funeral and stuff and christmas was a bit light
Stranger: bummer
You: should be better by next year
You: you aren't coming back, right?
Stranger: it all depends if Buffy will take me back or not
You: i don't know....
Stranger: do you know if she sold my guitars?
You: i really don't think she ever found out i've been pretended to be you
Stranger: lol
You: pretty dense, if you ask me
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

First one is random, haven't read the second one yet.

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: HI baby
You: gogo gaga
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

XD fun!

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Is this a person?
Stranger: no this is patrick
You: this is Dr.Phil
Stranger: oh shit
You: Your experiancing a heart attack
Stranger: hhhhhhhhhhhhhnnnnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggggggg
You: You died sorry
Stranger: damn
You: I know right
Stranger: is this hell?
You: No this is Sparta
Stranger: OH shit I think I see a sni-
You: I'll put that body away then
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Ching ching is funny =D


Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: HEYA
You: Ooooh, typing
You: mm
Stranger: Caps are for fags and blacks. I'm presuming you're both.
Stranger: Jeez, I'm a genius.
You: CHING CHING
You: RACISM ALERT
You: At 3
You: No, 4
You: No.... no.... 5
Stranger: Hm...
Stranger: Nice that you notice.
You: This is one... one...
You: OMG
You: 6
Stranger: Who cares?
You: Your mum
You: Sneaked in a burn there
You: CHING CHING
Stranger: Oh, shit. You're a britfag, too.
Stranger: No, no burn, faggot.
You: You americanos then?
Stranger: Maybe in when you talk to your boyfriend that's a burn, but no burn here you queer.
You: ?
You: CHING CHING
You: UNDERAGE PARENT ALERT
You: CHING CHING
You: OVERTHINKING ON BAD RESPONSE ALERT
Stranger: Hm, maybe noncoherence is a trend in Britain, too.
You: How did you guess?
You: =D
You: =D=D
You: =D=D=D=D
Stranger: Man, you must take on a lot of cocks.
You: CHING CHING
You: OVERTHINKING AT AN ALL-TIME HIGH
You: 17
Stranger: Overthinking? Who cares.
Stranger: At least I'm not typing like a faggot.
You: Your mum must take alot of cocks ALL OF YOUR DADS
You: CHING CHING
You: CHING CHING dammit those words are getting to my brain
You: CHING CHING
You: COULDN'T RESIST ALERT
You: CHING CHING
You: FUCKING BAD TYPER ALERT
Stranger: You know, there's a copy and paste function if you're really going to spam.
Stranger: You are one dumb fuck.
Stranger: Shit.
You: CHING CHING
Stranger: Fucking retarded.
You: DOUCHE ALERT
Stranger: They should have thrown you in the oven at birth.
Stranger: Shit.
You: CHING CHING
You: SWEARING DOUCHE ALERT
You: that's the worst type, by the way
You: CHING CHING
You: MORE TYPING ALERT
Stranger: Hm, that should have gone off when you started.
You: CHING CHING STILL NOT QUITTING ALERT
Stranger: So?
You: CHING CHING MUST HAVE SOME GAY LIKING ALERT
You: CHING CHING
You: I MUST LEAVE
You: To infinity
Stranger: I'm glad you found copy and paste.
You: and beyond
You: and beyond
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You have disconnected.

Lulz, silly trolls.  I love how you kept him there that whole time. XD

Its no fun unless you troll. :|

Some people on there are complete retards. For instance...

You: bow chicka bow wow
Stranger: u hot baby
You: I know I am. Im as hot as a peice of toast being eaten by neal Patrick Harris while he's driving a monster truck.
You: Thats on fire!
Stranger: poop
Stranger: nph!
You: heheheheheheheehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe. you said poop...
Stranger: nph leaves love stains
You: tha5 he does.
Stranger: he makes them with me
You: thats quite odd if I do say so myself
Stranger: nope
Stranger: what u look like tight pussy
You: your face!
Stranger: mm so manly
Stranger: thats ok, i like manly women
Stranger: especially when they have penis's
You: that is also quite odd
Stranger: ya but i am number 3 so therefor i am odd
You: I don't get the joke but sure..............
Stranger: the number 3 is an odd number!!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: dumby
You: I dont get how you're a number but sure..........
Stranger: causeee its a joke
Stranger: ur fat
You: that I am Sir Froginston. That I am.
Stranger: sometimes i cut my penis with a razor while i jack off, it is hot
Stranger: i use the blood as lube
You: Intresting...
Stranger: ya
Stranger: i also like to bang my cats
Stranger: the like it in the ass
Stranger: cause they are guy cats
You: Are you in anyway a pedophile?
Stranger: nonononon i love little kids but not in that way
You: Well you seem pretty fucked up to me.
Stranger: nope
Stranger: u r way more
You: you know because I dont bang cats up the ass. That makes me realllllllllyyyyyyyyyyy fucked up.
You: that was sarcasm by the way.
Stranger: have u ever tried it?
You: No and I don't plan to you deranged little man.
You: You still there or are you still trying t impress your little friends by saying thesekinds of fucked up things to me? I bet your not over the age of ten.
You: freak

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
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Stranger: hey hey hey
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Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Nice one.

oh gods ;~; I only barely escaped the NEO-NAZI!!! O_O

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: where you from?
Stranger: hi
Stranger: russia
You: OMG THAT IS SO COOL
Stranger: :)
Stranger: i suppose it is
You: yeah I live in Australia I've never talked to someone from Russia before
You: I mean closest is China or Latvia
Stranger: so now u can
You: yeah :D
Stranger: :)
You: what's it like in Russia?
Stranger: it's like any other country i suppose
You: is it all globalised and like america ?
You: aww ok
Stranger: not like america but in big cities u can feel globalisation
You: yeah, it's always that way unfortunately
Stranger: we must stop corporations!!!
Stranger: :-D
You: yes lol
Stranger: antiglobalisation is our purpose
Stranger: :)
You: haha let's keep things special!
Stranger: ^_^
Stranger: government is the problem
Stranger: rebel!!!
You: yes precisely!
You: lol
You: how old are you?
Stranger: 17
Stranger: and u?
You: 14 :3
Stranger: cool :)
You: :D
Stranger: so what about destroying system?
You: hmmm well by now the government have figured out all these fail safes and back ups just in case
Stranger: have u ever heard about ZOG?
You: hmmm no I haven't D:
You: what is it?
Stranger: google it
Stranger: it is our main target
You: lol I
You: I'm already ahead of you :3
You: :O
Stranger: u think that zog is myth? no, fuck it! zog isn't fucking myth!!!
Stranger: it's fucking conspiracy
Stranger: if I could I would fucking nuke them
Stranger: oh, but we still don't where is their headquarters
Stranger: many ppl deseve it
Stranger: others will just pay the price
You have disconnected.

ZOG - "Zionist Occupation Government is an antisemitic conspiracy theory which holds that Jews secretly control a given country, while the formal government is a puppet regime." from wikipedia

mmmm -_-

People obviously don't like it when you're a smart ass on Omegle.

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: how r u
You: I doing fine
Stranger: cool
Stranger: asl plz?
You: I'm not quite sure what asl means.
Stranger: ummm.
Stranger: Age   Sex  and Location
Stranger: got it ?
You: Modern, no thanks, earth
Stranger: what?
You: Age: Technology, Sex: No thanks, Location: Earth
Stranger: so
Stranger: fuck u ass up
Stranger: stupid
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Sorry for the double post but this conversation was amazing. In this conversation I almost completely devote my attention to discussing my super short friend Jacob.

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hello there.
Stranger: A Hard Day's Night!
You: Have you been working like a dog?
Stranger: no like an elephant
You: sweet.
You: should you be sleeping like a log?
Stranger: no like a leaf
You: sweeter.
You: and when you come home to a random person and see the things that they do does it make you feel all right?
Stranger: it make me feel weird
You: seetest.
You: *sweetest*
You: I smell steak.
Stranger: and I Smell chicken
You: Do you like steak?
Stranger: Yes I like steak but I prefer Bloody Steak
You: I don't like chickens because they're as short as a Jacob.
Stranger: but Jacob can be a tall chicken if he's even not short when he's gonna grow up in a dead space.
You: I don't like cows because they're as fat as a brain.
You: *brian*
Stranger: But the brain is faster than th cow
You: I meant to say brian.
You: because brian is super fat and super short
Stranger: so Brian is a dog now.
You: no, brian is the fat kid.
Stranger: yea but he can be transform in a fat doggy
You: no he cannot sir frogingston.
You: the badly drawn frog.
You: who's like a knight
You: of the old republic
You: except he's not a republic
Stranger: if we imagine a pig purple flying around the heart at the speed of 38906190 kmh , you can now see the switch rainbow.
Stranger: earth*
Stranger: or just see a yellow submarine
You: because of jacob?
Stranger: no because of the cow
You: jacob likes little girls.
You: he eats puppies and small children
Stranger: do you think the small children can eat him
You: since jacob is so short, the answer is probably yes.
Stranger: exacly
You: Jimmy wilson is super cool though.
You: and his friend peter is even cooler
You: spam
Stranger: but did Mindy love peter cause Jimmy is cheating on Jenny
You: i wouldn't know sir froginston.
You: the badly drwn frog
You: who's like a knight
You: of the old republic
You: except he's not a republic
You: cuz he's
You: CUBAN!!!!!

Stranger: but if you can use the dark force of the Jedi who will know who's the guinea pig.
You: come to the dark side. WE HAVE COOKIES!
Stranger: mmmmm coookiiiiieeees
You: so athsum
You: I gotta big bag of crabs here
You: and im gonna put them in my mouthm of yes
You: I'm gonna run around the town on a market day
You: and everyone will look at me and say
You: that I have got a mouth full of crabs
Stranger: I tried out this with Octopus
You: YOUR FACE IS AN OCTOPUS!!!
You: THE END!!!
You have disconnected.

QuoteYou: come to the dark side. WE HAVE COOKIES!

http://www.whatonearthcatalog.com/whatonearth/Item_Come-to-the-Dark-Side-We-Have-Cookies-Jr-T-Shirt_AX9602T_ps_dpr.html

I actually have no idea where I heard that from. All I know is that I like to say it alot.

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YOU GOT PI'D
Stranger: damn
Stranger: i wish i was that cool
Stranger: at least ur not korean
Stranger: freakin everyone i've tlaked to so far is
You: http://3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592.com/index314.html
You: Oooooh
You: That sucks
Stranger: then the other people
You: damn koreans
Stranger: are jackoffs like u and me
Stranger: who just wanna mess with people
You: Yay.
Stranger: i like to slow talk people
Stranger: have an actual convo
You: Do you play Touhou?
Stranger: then try to rape them
You: Have you heard of it?
Stranger: nah
You: Damn.
Stranger: what is it
Stranger: i'll google that shit
You: one sec
You: http://touhou.wikia.com/wiki/Touhou_Wiki
You: It's a shooter
Stranger: da fuck is that?
Stranger: u korean?
You: No.
You: It's a japanese game though XD
You: I love it
Stranger: u japanese?
You: No.
You: There are english patches for the games
Stranger: u watch anime porn?
Stranger: dont lie
You: I'm not a lolicon.
Stranger: dunno what that is
You: ...It's another word for anime pedophile
Stranger: i wouldn't know
You: yeah
You: Buuut yeah
Stranger: i'm just a regular pedophile
Stranger: tryin to meet some girls on here fuck yea
You: Lol nice
Stranger: nah lol
Stranger: i kinda expected everyone on here to be like that
You: Haha
Stranger: fuckin creepers but nah
Stranger: most people are just like me
Stranger: thinkin everyone else is a pedo
You: XD
Stranger: and tryin to fuck with them
You: I think this is the most semi-normal conversation I've had on here
You: Congratulations
Stranger: right back at ya
You: :D
Stranger: u can thank me
Stranger: with ur fuckin u've been pied shit
Stranger: i'm a nice guy
You: Lol sorry
You: Pi is just awesome
Stranger: well if u wanna have a convo
Stranger: thats not a good way to start
You: I know.
You: I was just messing around
Stranger: yea i know
Stranger: i kinda got bored of messin around
You: Boredom sucks
Stranger: well pretty much every one has school tommorrow cept me
Stranger: so normally i'd be out right now
You: ...I don't
Stranger: cept everyones got school so i dont wanna just drive around alone
You: School got out last thursday
You: ...for me
Stranger: u in hs?
You: Yeah
Stranger: america?
You: College is next now
You: yeah
Stranger: what college
You: A little community college in ohio
Stranger: o
You: Yeah
You: Not OSU
You: :P
Stranger: well i figured
You: Haha
Stranger: noone really calls osu a little community college
You: True. :P
Stranger: u a dude?
You: Yeah
Stranger: i've been gettin alotta girls on here actually but the're proly just dudes
Stranger: thats assumin they're not korean
You: I think I should probably go to bed now...
You: Sorry
Stranger: thats fine
You: It's like 12:06 now :P
Stranger: 08
Stranger: actually
You: ...orly?
You: Ok
Stranger: yea i'm east cost
Stranger: too
You: Ah
You: ...aren't you tired yet?
Stranger: nah i'm usually out right now
You: Fun.
Stranger: yea
Stranger: i'm usually hammered right now
You: Well, maybe I'll see you again someday
Stranger: doubt it
You: Hehe
Stranger: but good luck to you
Stranger: in college
You: Thx
You: Bye.
You have disconnected.

That was probably the most normal conversation I've ever had on omegle.

I didn't think you could actually talk to someone on that site.  :o

The most normal conversation I've had on there was the one about Jacob.

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey asl?
You: 60/male/canada. you?
Stranger: 20.china m.
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You: you got rick roll'd
Stranger: 草泥马
You: um
You: so...
Stranger: so..what?
You: how's the weather?
Stranger: A little hot
Stranger: and u?
You: yeah...
You: kinda cold
You: my first summer here
Stranger: What do you mean "my first summer here"
You: just moved a few months ago
You: used to live in panama
Stranger: I have seen from Prison Break , it is beautiful
You: yup...
You: yeah
You: im bored now.
You: bye
Stranger: 8
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Stranger: 20YR OLD MALE LOOKING FOR HORNY FEMALE WITH WEBCAM!!!
You: im a hermaphrodite, if that works...
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You: hello
Stranger: hi
You: olleh
You: lol
You: lfor
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Stranger: Hey:)
You: olleh
Stranger: Asl?\
You: adanaC/elaM/52
Stranger: 14 f Ney York
Stranger: Sorry new york
Stranger: You there hun?
You: rorrim a esu ot evah uoy teb I
Stranger: ...uhmm okayy then...
Stranger: soo are u in a relationship?
Stranger: :)
You: epon
Stranger: Do you wanna be?
You: ton yhw
Stranger: if i see you...what do you wanna do to me?
You: EPAR
Stranger: Tell me all about it baby :)
You: ...
Stranger: Where would you touch me?
You: sboob
Stranger: You I.P. adress has been logged in on the Cild Serviuce Internet Protection Agency. Please wait while the memory ref code "76847354" is logged in the computer.
You: lfor
You: ekaf
You: sopyt ynam os
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The last one is the best.

Text rick roll'd! AMAZING!

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Stranger: hello
You: hello
You: do you play D&D?
Stranger: uhm
Stranger: no....
Stranger: lol
Stranger: i play mtg
You: you should
Stranger: mtg > D&D
You: D&D < mtg
Stranger: yep
You: D&D > mtg
Stranger: nope
You: whoops
Stranger: asl?
You: 60/Male/Canada
Stranger: wow
Stranger: wow
Stranger: ur 60
Stranger: and u play dnd
You: yup
Stranger: *censored* WEIRDO
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Stranger: Hey.
You: hello
You: do you play D&D?
Stranger: No, but I really wanna.
You: you should
Stranger: I know.
You: it's awesome
You: you need to have a good DM though
You: unless you're plannning on being one
Stranger: Haha, I don't know if I could handle that.
You: it's easier than it looks
Stranger: Good to know, because it looks pretty hard. :|
Stranger: Having to keep everyone in line, and all.
You: do you have any of the core rulebooks?
Stranger: D: No.
You: once you do (1 for player, or all 3 for DM) go here: http://www.dandwiki.com
Stranger: Ooooo.
You: best D&D site ever
You: period
Stranger: That is gorgeous.
You: i know
Stranger: Except it makes me wanna play even more. D:
You: yup. i started editing before i started playing, lol
Stranger: Hee.
You: my character is lvl 1 and I've added an epic spell
You: lol
Stranger: XD
You: well, i gtg
You: nice talking to you
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Heh, it is fun to speak backwards.
Piss dem orf.

That last conversation is actually pretty normal. WHAT'S UP WITH ALL THESE NORMAL OMEGLE CONVERSATIONS?

I know. It's wierd! :o

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You: OH IM SORRY
Stranger: Hello.
You: DID I OFFEND YOU
You: hi!
Stranger: Not in the slightest.
You: Coo
You: we aight?
Stranger: You could not offend me.
You: For you are a robot, and feel no emotion?
Stranger: Not so.
Stranger: I feel emotion, very much so.
You: For you have the power of correct grammar, which limits emotional disturbances, giving you full and utmost control over your feelings?
Stranger: What kind of music do you listen to?
You: And you therefore don't like disco music?
You: Men without hats.
Stranger: I can type improperly if you prefer.
You: I do so prefer.
Stranger: ya rly, I hate disco
Stranger: it sux
You: Type like you're banging a dog's head onto the keys
You: kmkiiljkmkllijkiokok
You: like that
Stranger: I can't, my girlfriend is sleeping.
You: Darn
Stranger: (implying that she's the dog)
You: OHHOOH i see
Stranger: The game.
You: What about a fish of some sort?
Stranger: Which?
Stranger: Salmon?
You: That one is hard to relate to a girlfriend
Stranger: Trout?
You: hmm
You: I'd say salmon, yeah
Stranger: Okay. Here it goes...
Stranger: VAGINA
Stranger: Whoa!
Stranger: Weird how that came out.
You: Ha, those salmon are such pervs, eh
Stranger: Sure. I was thinking fishy smell...
Stranger: But that works too.
You: I see
Stranger: "I see" is good grammar. We talked about this...
You: Salmon would enjoy that smell thoroughly, for it is in their programming
Stranger: Fo sho is better.
You: fo sho
Stranger: "For it is in", you shakespeare?
You: Yes.
You: Yes I am.
Stranger: I really like what you did with Hamlet. Fucking tragic, fo sho.
You: fo sho.
You: I made it out of salmon
You: That's the secret
Stranger: salmlet?
You: Yes
Stranger: I though the secret was the power of attraction. Also, the game.
You: Nope, salmon powers all creativity in this world
You: For it is in their programming
Stranger: Have you found Jesus?
You: Salmon helped me with that, yes
Stranger: Great, because I was looking for him. He didn't show up to tend my yard today.
You: Fo sho
Stranger: Fo sho, the game.
You: Fo sho.
You: Game.
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You: Why, Long time no see!
Stranger: WHYYY !!
You: I DONT KNOW
You: WHY!!!!
You: salmon.
You: salmon is why
Stranger: SALMON PENIS!
You: EXACTLY!
You: I HAVE TWO OF THOSE IN MY DRAWER!
Stranger: NICE
You: YEH
Stranger: AND MICKEY MOUSE HAVE PENIS!
You: I NAMED EM
You: CHARLES AND COMMANDER DISNEY
You: THE ACTION SALMON PENISES
You: HERE TO SAVE THE DAY
You: FROM EVIL WALRUS PENISES
Stranger: OMGGGGGGGGGGGGG
Stranger: WHAT A NICE DAY!
Stranger: THE PENIS OMEGLE PENIS DAY!
You: YES
You: I ALSO HAVE A DOG PENIS IN MY POCKET
You: RIGHT NOW
You: I LIKE TO PRETEND ITS A CELL PHONE WHEN IM IN PUBLIC
You: PEOPLE LOOK AT ME WEIRD
Stranger: I HAVE A CAT
Stranger: RAILCAT!
You: YEAH!
Stranger: FUCK YEAH!
You: FUCK YEAH
Stranger: I PUT MY CAT ON A WC
Stranger: AND HE POO MOST THE TIME OUT OF THERE!
Stranger: WHAT A NICE CAT!
Stranger: FUCKING PENIS CAT!
You: I PUT MY CAT IN THE OVEN ONCE
You: HE DIED
You: OF PENIS DISEASE
You: INFLICTED BY BURNS ALL OVER HIM
Stranger: OOOOOOOOH MYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY GOOOOODNES!
Stranger: WHEN MY CAT IS BEING BAD
Stranger: I TAKE MY GUN
Stranger: AND I
Stranger: PEW PEW PEW PEW HIM
You: I JUST PISTOL WHIP CHILDREN IN THE PARK, THEN RUN WHEN THE PARENTS THREATEN TO CALL THE FABLED "POLICE"
Stranger: FUCK YEAH!
Stranger: CHILDRENS SHOULD DIE!
You: YES
Stranger: I PUT A PETARD IN THE ASS OF A CHILDREN
Stranger: AND FUCKIT IT!
You: YEH
Stranger: THE CHILDREN DONE SHIT!
You: TRUE THAT
You: SISTER
You: I ALSO FEED MY GOLDFISH BATTERY ACID
You: IT USUALLY KILLS THEM
You: SO I FEED THEM TO CHILDRENS
You: AND THEY GET STOMACH DISEASE AND DONT KNOW WHY
Stranger: WHEN I SAW GRANDMOTHERS BY THE STREET
Stranger: I TAKE AGAIN MY PISTOL AND I PEW PEW PEW PEW THEM!
Stranger: TO THEIR LEGS
You: AND THEN I BREAK INTO THE BABY HOLDIN PLACE IN THE HOSPITAL AND PRETEND TO BREAST-FEED ALL THE BABIES
You: HELL YES
You: EXCEPT INSTEAD OF BREASTS I USE NUTS
You: IF YOU CATCH MY DRIFT
Stranger: AHHHH U ARE FUCKING AWESOMEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Stranger: MULTIORGAAAAAAAAAASMIC1
You: YEAHHHH
Stranger: 4CHAN FTW!
You: YES!
Stranger: OK HAVE FUN MATE!
You: OK

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Stranger: hi
You: I feel like getting this out. You godamn flaming queer.Nobody wants to know about you fucking gay pride so go back into the closet and stay in there because nobody but the other queers in the world care!!!
Stranger: Actually, I'm not gay.
Stranger: I'm straight.
You: Mo
Stranger: Just so you know.
You: Most people aren't?
Stranger: That's true.
You: How are you?
Stranger: Fine.
You: That great?
Stranger: Pretty much. How about yourself?
You: Good. So how's the wife and kids?
Stranger: Non-existant.
Stranger: Yet.
You: WHY WOULD YOU KILL THEM YOU SICK BASTARD!!!
Stranger: Lol.
Stranger: How do you know they've been killed, unless YOU DID IT!!!!
Stranger: ?
You: THAT'S NOTHING TO LAUGH OUT LOUD ABOUT! yOU KILLED YOUR OWN WIFE! wHY THE HELL WOULD YOU DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT?
Stranger: PLEASE STOP SHOUTING!
You: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: ALL RIGHT! WE CAN BOTH SHOUT!!!
You: I LIKE SHOUTING!!!!
Stranger: I CAN SHOUT LOUDER!!!!!!
You: I ESPECIALLY LIKE SHOUTING AT PEOPLE WHO KILL THERE WIFE!
You: YOU DAMN DIRTY WIFE KILER!!!!!
Stranger: Where are you from?
Stranger: Not that I want to find and kill you or anything.
You: I'M FROM A SMALL PROVINCE IN CANADA CALLED BOTSWANA!!!!!!!
Stranger: YEAH, AND I'M FROM URANUS!!!!
You: i WAS WORDERING WHAT THAT ITCH WAS FROM!!!
Stranger: *whispering* does it just itch, or does it more like BURNING!!!???
Stranger: *flicks lighter*
You: oH GOD! DI YOU START A CAMP FIRE OR SOMETHING??? IT BURNS LIKE HELL!!!
Stranger: You have just joined the knights of the blue flame.
Stranger: Methane burns brightly.
You: SO DOES SPOCK IF YOU LIGHT HIM ON FIRE!!!
Stranger: Well since my usual goodbye would seem oddly self serving, I'll merely say: Good luck.
You: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Stranger: rick roll
Stranger: funny
You: u got rick roll'd
Stranger: luelinks?
You: wut?
Stranger: 4chan?
You: no
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You: you got rick roll'd
You: ooh
You: givin me teh cold shoulder huh
Stranger: Bi? Cyber?
You: ur just jelous
Stranger: nice though
You: UR JELOUS
You: oh
You: um
You: cyber
Stranger: gender?
You: unknown
Stranger: lolz
Stranger: ditto
You: just like this guy:
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Stranger: ok, that's getting old
Stranger: i like cock
You: me too
You: i had it at my last thanksgiving
You: it was tasty
Stranger: nice
You: i hope i get to have it again this year
You: lol
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You: u got rick roll'd
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Stranger: You know I still love you.
Stranger: Though we touched
You: u got rick roll'd
Stranger: And went our separate ways.
You: [about five more rick rolls]
Stranger: Damn. =[
Stranger: On the other hand, nice.
You: MAH ARMEH WILL DEFEET UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Stranger: I have been defeated.
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Sorry for triple post, I couldn't fit them all on one (I exceeded the limit).

Axaj, you just ruined text rickrolls by overusing them like that.

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You: Well?
Stranger: MERRY CHRISTMAS
You: YEAH!
You: MUFFINS?
Stranger: no
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You: DUDE
You: KIRBY
You: HE'S AWESOME
You: HE'S
You: ALL PINK
You: AND ROUND
Stranger: wtf
You: AND HAS LITTLE FEET
You: AND LITTLE CONE HANDS
You: AND HE CAN MAKE COOL FACES
You: LIKE THIS
You: -.-
You: AND
You: -.-
Stranger: my penis is erect
Stranger: disco
You: KIRBY DOES THAT
Stranger: disconet
You: KIRBY GETS RESULTS
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Stranger: sex
You: KHHHAAAAANNNNN!!!!!!
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You: I beat my wife!
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Stranger: hi
You: LOG LOG IN, LOG LOG LOG IN! FEEDBACK!
You: PROSTATE CANCER!
You: WORD
You: USS ENTERPRISE?
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BEAST!

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Stranger: hi
You: Server?
Stranger: what?
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You: Bananas
Stranger: nihao
You: ASIAN?!?!/
You: DUDE
You: ASIANS LIKE NOODLES, YES?
Stranger: like fuc u
Stranger: i`m not  asian
You: like
You: why like
You: hmm?
You: there a reason you put "like" in there?
You: or are you trying to talk like a high-school girl
Stranger: kj;ash
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Stranger: china,and you?
You: yeah!
Stranger: which city?
You: Wang
Stranger: ...........
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Stranger: hi
You: SPACE
You: THE FINAL FRONTIER
Stranger: ¬¬
You: THESE ARE THE VOYAGES OF THE STARSHIP ENTERPRISE
Stranger: only have tared here or nerds of pc
You: hmm?
You: need a better English teacher?
Stranger: yeah
You: I see.
Stranger: thanks
Stranger: but, what's wrong ? tell me
You: well
You: first of all
You: you seemed annoyed by my awesome Star Trek reference
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BEASTY-ER!

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You: Don't I know you?
Stranger: Falcon Punch!
You: YEAH!
You: no no no
You: you say it like this
You: FAAAALLCCONN
You: PAAAWWWNNCCCHHH
Stranger: Yeah!
You: make a FWWOOSSSH noise if you want
Stranger: or rather...
Stranger: YES!
Stranger: Sorry if I'm a bit out of it, I just ran into a rolfcoptor that goes soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi
You: WHY DOES IT SAY SOI
Stranger: Thats the sound of the propeller
You: I see
You: I thought it sounded like
You: FAAAALLCCCCOOONNN
You: PAAAWWWWNNCCCCHHH
You: FWOOSH
Stranger: ...FALCON KICK!
You: SHOW ME YOUR MOVES
Stranger: YES!
You: ...
You: SHOW ME YOUR MOVES
Stranger: SHOW ME YOUR MOVES
You: SHOW ME YOUR MOVES
You: SHOW ME YOUR MOVES
Stranger: SHOW ME YOUR MOVES!
You: SHOW ME YOUR MOVES!!!!
Stranger: Goodbye, goodluck in internet land!
You: SHOW ME YOUR MOVES
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You: ITSA ME
You: MARIO
Stranger: its me
Stranger: a hammer brother
You: NOOO!!!!
Stranger: uh
Stranger: here
Stranger: have a free hammer
You: NOOOO!!!!!
Stranger: and another
You: NOOOOO!!!
Stranger: and ANOTHER
Stranger: AND ANOTHER
You: OWWW MY HEADD!!!!
You: AGGHH!!!1
Stranger: DIE YOU GUIDO FUCKER!!!!
You: IM GONNA LOSE LIVES!!!!!
You: AGGHHH!!!!!!
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Lmao.

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Stranger: Hey there
You: Word association?
You: I'll start
You: King
Stranger: ?
Stranger: What do you mean
You: What do you associate king with?
Stranger: crown?
You: Good
You: Jewlery
Stranger: Necklace
You: Ring
Stranger: Fucking hell
Stranger: i was eating a desert, and my spoon fell on the ground
Stranger: brb
You: ?
You: Why eat the desert
You: It doesn't taste nice
You: All sandy
Stranger: Yes, it does
Stranger: desert, you know
You: And dry
Stranger: Thing you eat after dinner
You: Dessert?
You: Puddin?
Stranger: ..whatever
Stranger: No
You: Let us continue
Stranger: No idea what it is in english
You: Ring
Stranger: Ring
You: Frodo
Stranger: lotr
You: Trilogy
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Stranger: pikey?
You: Chav
Stranger: only in spirit
You: Quite
Stranger: what do you drive
You: My 'L' button doesn't work unless you ram it hard
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Stranger: YAYY!!!
You: YAYY!!!!!!!
You: PARTAY TIME
Stranger: WOOO!!!!
You: I'LL GET THE CHIPS
You: YOU GET THE MOOOSIK
Stranger: ILL PLAY SOME MUSIC
You: OMG
You: YEAH
Stranger: HAHA
Stranger: WHAT SONGS?
You: LINKIN PARK
Stranger: OK!
You: NIRVANA
You: AND BRITENNY SPEARZZZ
Stranger: OKK!!!
Stranger: ARE YOU A BOY OR GIRL?
You: I'M A BOY
Stranger: IM A GIRL
You: you're sick
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(If this is too long, someone let me know, I'll delete it)(SuperFireKirby made me post this)
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Stranger: YOU ARE NOW PLAYING A CHOOSE YOU OWN ADVENTURE GAME
You: COOL!
You: CAN I WEAR A HAT?
Stranger: you find yourself in a room
Stranger: no doors
Stranger: a small window to your left
Stranger: a statue of a turtle stands to your right
Stranger: you have only a small toothpick and a hat on you
Stranger: what do you do
You: Hmm
You: well
You: first
You: I start humping the turtle
You: then I take my hat
You: And use it to pick the lock on the window
You: then i take the toothpick
You: and I stab my toe with it
Stranger: one command at a time please
You: Ok
You: START TURTLE HUMPING PROCESS
Stranger: as you hump the poor turtle statue you notice a click
Stranger: the turtle is a switch that opens a door
Stranger: what do you do?
You: START REMOVING OF CLOTHING PROCESS
Stranger: you remove your clothes...
Stranger: what do you do?
You: START WALKING THROUGH DOOR PROCESS, BUT MOVING MORE WITH EACH STEP AS TO SHOW OFF MY NUDENOSCITY
You: KIND OF LIKE IM IN A MARCHING BAND
Stranger: you begin to walk in your marching band style pattern
Stranger: you are now in another similar room
Stranger: the door closes behind you
Stranger: this room has no windows or doors
Stranger: one toilet stands in front of you
Stranger: what do you do?
You: START TOILET HUMPING PROCESS
Stranger: you hump the toilet
Stranger: nothing comes of the humping of the toilet, except maybe you
Stranger: what do you do?
You: START MASSIVE DUMP IN AN AREA OTHER THAN THE TOILET, AS TO MAKE THE TOILET JEALOUS
You: PROCESS
Stranger: as you let a massive fudge monkey go the toilet transforms out of rage and lunges at you
Stranger: what do you do?
You: I PULL OUT MY UNBREAKABLE SHIELD, PUT A BATMAN SUIT ON, AND SILENTLY PISS MYSELF
Stranger: you cannot do that
Stranger: you are naked
Stranger: what do you do?
You: WELL
You: I START FAPPING
You: AS I PISS ALL OVER THE PLACE, QUITE LOUDLY
Stranger: as you swiftly whack yourself off and pee in all directions you manage to rust the pipes of the toilet
Stranger: the toilet stops and falls down
You: I ALSO START SCREAMING BWAAAH WALRUS REMAINS IN MY SOCKSSS!!!!!!
You: which is ironic
You: for I am naked
You: and have no socks on
Stranger: as you scream you notice where the toilet stood is a button
Stranger: what do you do?
You: OK
You: So
You: I take the original standpoint
You: and piss right on the button
You: and it's a strong piss
Stranger: pissing on the button diffuses the trap set on it
Stranger: a door opens into the next room
Stranger: what do you do?
You: I say "ITS A TRAP"
You: before throwing up all over the place
Stranger: as you scream out and throwup you hear a loud voice over an intercom:
Stranger: "Fucking stop shitting and puking all over our rooms!"
Stranger: what do you do?
You: I am obviously in a drunken rage, so I start throwing bits of vomit at the ceiling
Stranger: as you thow chunks of yesterdays chili a guard comes in through another door, he is a large man with a spear
Stranger: before you is the guard, to your left, your shit, piss and vomit, to your right the old toilet and the button
Stranger: what do you do?
You: START YELLING YO MAMA JOKES AT THE MAN, BEFORE IMPLYING THAT HE IS ASIAN
You: THEN START GUARD-HUMPING PROCESS
Stranger: you scream explitives about the guards mother and imply his asian background
Stranger: he starts crying
Stranger: you then proceed to hump the guard
Stranger: you know have a broken soul in front of you, his spear is now on the ground next to him
Stranger: the piss shit and such remain
You: OKAY
You: so
You: I start by rubbing the guard in my wastes
You: and then i take the spear
You: and BEGIN THE PROCESS OF HUMPING THE SPEAR
Stranger: you pick up your shit, piss and vomit and pour it over the sobbing guard
Stranger: you then proceed to hump the spear he dropped
Stranger: you impale your genitals
Stranger: now you are bleeding from the crotch
Stranger: what do you do?
You: OK
You: SO
You: BEGIN JACKING OF GUARD CLOTHES PROCESS, FOLLOWED BY MORE HUMPING
Stranger: you cannot jack off, you have no genitals
Stranger: your sexual drive has dissapated
You: DAMN
You: BEGIN STEALING OF GUARD CLOTHES PROCESS
Stranger: you take all of the guards clothes
Stranger: they are loose because of how big the guard is but you will manage
Stranger: the intercom come on again:
Stranger: "What the fuck happened!?
Stranger: just get back in here!"
Stranger: a door opens
Stranger: what do you do?
You: FIRST
You: I KICK THE GUARD IN THE FACE
You: THEN
You: I WALK THROUGH THE DOOR
Stranger: as you walk to the door you deliver a crushing bruce lee style roundhouse to the guards face
Stranger: you then go through the door and are met with three large guards
Stranger: they say:
Stranger: "why the hell are you covered in shit, piss, vomit and blood?"
Stranger: what do you do?
You: "CRAZY ORGIES" I SHALL SAY
Stranger: the guards immediately agree and all of you get into orgy position
Stranger: once everybody is naked you realize they will notice you are not the guard
Stranger: what do you do?
You: I MAKE FUN OF THEM FOR BEING NAKED, PROCEEDING TO IMPLY THAT THEY ARE ASIAN
Stranger: as you assault the three gay asian guards the intercom comes on yet again:
Stranger: "Get up to the main bridge!"
Stranger: you see a long hallway with a sign labeled:
Stranger: <Bridge    Trash Compactor>
Stranger: what do you do?
You: I WING A RIGHT, DRIVING AT A HUNDRED MILES AN HOUR
Stranger: you summon the strength to run 100 mile per hour
Stranger: you start running directly toward the large steel doors guarding the trash compactor
Stranger: you bust through them and go soaring out of the facility that has housed you
Stranger: you are now in a desert
Stranger: sand all around you
Stranger: a cactus is to your right
Stranger: you have lost all of your clothes, however your wounds are now healed
You: ACTIVATE CACTUS-HUMPING SEQUENCE
Stranger: you proceed not to care about your newly regained genitals and begin humping the cactus
Stranger: the pins penetrating your dick and balls brings up a weird satisfying sensation
Stranger: you begin to hear a voice
Stranger: "You have passed my son"
Stranger: a trap door opens in front of you with a ladder
Stranger: what do you do?
You: ACTIVATE LADDER HUMPING SEQUENCE
Stranger: you hump the ladder but slip as it is one big hole down
Stranger: as you plummet to your death you have enough strength to say one more thing
Stranger: what do you say?
You: TITS
Stranger: you meet your demise at the bottom of the shaft
You: AHHA
Stranger: as your corpse lays on the floor
You: YOU SAID SHAFT
Stranger: a man approaches
Stranger: he has a long white beard
Stranger: he begins to hump your corpse
Stranger: THANKS FOR PLAYING
You: WOO!
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A ha hilarious

 ;D ;D ;D

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You: Do you like Fonzy?
Stranger: Hmm.  I know the fonz?
You: So you like the fonz then?
Stranger: Oh yeah.  He's pretty cool
You: THAT'S AWESOME!!!
Stranger: I take it you like him too lol
You: Did you know that the fonz owned three cats?
Stranger: Really?  I didn't know that
You: All of which had elvis wigs sergicLLY IMPLANTED INTO THEIR HEADS?
Stranger: Whoa!
You: Whoa is correct!
You: Guess what you've won!
Stranger: A prize!
You: No!
You: You won an anti-prize!
Stranger: Orange chicken?
Stranger: Noooooooo!!!!!
Stranger: What's that?
You: You don't get to go  to Hawii with your lover!
You: Instead the guy hes been sleeping with for the past three years gets to go with her!
Stranger: Which means I would have to have a lover!  So I win again.
You: DARN!
Stranger: And Im a male lol
You: You don't get to go to Hawii anyway!
Stranger: Darn.
Stranger: Pretty please?
You: If you answer this remark with the appropriate reaction!
You: Here's the remark
You: YOU ARE GOING TO DIE IN SEVEN DAYS!!!
Stranger: Guess I better go sky diving!
You: CORRECT!!!!
You: Your prize has been switched Though!
You: Now you get to go to Athens!
You: Georgia!
Stranger: Ooo!  Awesome!  Do I get a lover?
You: Yes!
Stranger: Oh dang.  That could still be fun!
You: Hes a forty-two year old male named Clyde!
Stranger: Nooooooooooo!!!!  I want a female!!
You: Fine.
You: You now get a seventy-two year old female named Clyde!
Stranger: Yay!
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Stranger: hey bitch
You: that's not very nice
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You: Jacob likes Mayonaisse
Stranger: nice
Stranger: aftername on that guy
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Stranger: hey
You: hey
Stranger: where are you from?
You: Did you know that you can dance if you want to?
Stranger: really? intresting
You: You can leave your friends behind?
You: Cuz friends who don't dance and if they don't dance well they're no friends of mine.
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Stranger: hi
You: 
You: hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger:    
ask anything
You: when will President Bush be tortured?
Stranger: no
Stranger:    
a prejudice against Turkish people have reason
You: Why did Billy Mays have to die???
You: why!!!???
Stranger: what?
You: WHY DID BILLY MAYS HAVE TO DIE!!!???
Stranger: who is he ?
You:  THE GREATEST PITCH MAN WHO EVER LIVED!!
You: HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW WHO HE IS!!!
Stranger:    
I do not know him, but
Stranger: what the difficulties
You: YOU'RE A TERRIBLE PERSON FOR NOT KNOWING WHO HE IS
You: YOU FIEND!!!!
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You: How are you gentlemen !!
Stranger: are you genuine?
You: And what would you mean by that?
Stranger: are you here to talk to normal people or for stupid reasons?
You: perhaps
You: incidentally, you should go to www.wowomg.com
Stranger: you not genuine.

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Stranger: Hey
You: hi
Stranger: How's it going?
You: fine. you?
Stranger: Pretty awesome.... there's some good music being played, so that's making everything pretty good.
Stranger: You listen to music?
Stranger: I mean
Stranger: What music do you listen to?
Stranger: Hahahaha
You: not much. I'm weird. :P
Stranger: Hmmm
Stranger: Would you happen to be a man?
You: Sure. Why not?
Stranger: Hahahahah
Stranger: Really, give me a straight answer.
You: yes
Stranger: Well, that's weird.
Stranger: A guy who doesn't listen to music.
Stranger: What do you do, then?
You: Play Vidga Gaems.
Stranger: Awwwwwwwwwww.
Stranger: I really can't relate to you, then.
Stranger: I stopped Vidya Gaems.
Stranger: That sucks.
You: Indeed. You like cake?
Stranger: Is it the delicious kind?
Stranger: Is it a lie?
You: All kinds! I like cheesecake best.
You: no
Stranger: Wow.
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You: olleh
Stranger: olleh
You: hello...
Stranger: ?uoy era woh
You: sknaht,enif
Stranger: where are you from?
You: Chicago.
You: You?
Stranger: Kalamazoo, MI
You: Awesome.
Stranger: about 2 and 1/2 hours east of you on I-94
You: Very awesome. It's always good to know specifics. :)
Stranger: and yet, i've not yet been to chicago
Stranger: haha
You: And I have never been to kalamazoo.
You: So...
You: You like pie? Just wondering.
Stranger: yeah, but chicago is a lot bigger with more things to do
Stranger: i do
Stranger: lemon meringue is my favorite
Stranger: key lime is a close second
You: pumpkin is pretty good.
You: lemon meringe is indeed awesome.
You: *meringue
Stranger: omg pumpkin is amazing
You: You can make carriages outta it!!!! OMG!!!
Stranger: yeah i know
Stranger: like in that one movie
You: Who doesn't?
You: You mean Bedtime Stories?
You: Or Oliver Twist?
Stranger: tarzan
You: of course.
You: This is a very meaningful conversation.
Stranger: indeed
You: indeed indeed
Stranger: do you like death metal?
You: If it's steel or tungsten, it's awesome.
Stranger: ooooh
Stranger: i was thinking iron
You: I don't mind being killed by those.
You: Iron does not have the right to kill me.
You: What did you last eat?
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You: If you do not like pie, disconnect now.
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Stranger: 18 f brazil
You: Is that you, Carl? How's it been?
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You: hello
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Stranger: I'm King Henry I am, I am!
You: I agree.
You: You should get some new pants though. They are SO 17th Century.
Stranger: My pants are very fashionable D:D:D: I'm very offended
You: I apologise. I am actually a highly regarded Pant Enthusiast.
You: How's George?
Stranger: George Harrison? He's like, my bffl
You: I don't think we're on the same page.
You: I was talking about King George
You: but Harrison is awesome
Stranger: Yes, He wins :D
You: He's actually my friend's sister's nephew's dog's cousin.
You: :P
Stranger: :O Me and him are bffls... George Harrison tells me your claims are false O:O:O: Proposter!
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It seems I do not get on well with most people. :P

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Stranger: I am legally obliged to tell you before we begin chatting that I am a registered sex offender.
You: Very nice.
You: How's that been going for you?
Stranger: Very... Well. :)
You: Of course. In conclusion, you should listen to your mailman.
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Stranger: hokey pokey?
You: turn around?
Stranger: bend over?
You: is that what it's all about?
You: Interesting, we have the same train of thought...
Stranger: too bad i'm gay
You: Meh. Are you human, at least?
Stranger: yes sir
Stranger: card carrying
You: This is the question of all questions if we think alike:
You: Do you like pie?
You: No?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: warmer the better
You: Fine then.
You: I'm not talkin' to you no more...
You: ...
Stranger: why?
You: ...
Stranger: don't leave me
Stranger: :'(
You: *reads post*
You: Fine, then..
You: Pumpkin pie or lemon meringue?
Stranger: oooh
Stranger: difficult
Stranger: lemon meringue
You: Same.
You: Interesting...
You: Are you ready?
Stranger: for a revolution?
You: I was gonna say train, but that's the general idea.
Stranger: then yes
You: So am I.
You: Let's bake a Lemon Meringue Pie on a train!
Stranger: and then....
Stranger: hokey pokey?
You: YES!! *does hokey pokey*
You: *puts on kiddy music*
Stranger: oh no. suddenly not so hot
You: *eats outrageously large pie*
You: Better?
Stranger: lil bit
You: Lemon Meringue pie? You can keep the train.
You: Me and my ourtageous generosity.
You: *outrageous
Stranger: i think you....sir?
You: Yes.
You: You can call me Pat.
Stranger: you can call me kayden
You: Interesting. Let's bleed a beetle!
You: Wait, noo!!!
Stranger: is that slang for wank?
You: No. It means what it says.
You: BLEED A BEETLE!
You: :P
Stranger: ah
Stranger: fun time
Stranger: and then fry ants?
You: Yes. We can make a revolutionary Insect Stew!!!1
You: I'll supply the Bed Bugs. I got enough of those.
Stranger: kill an ant train!
You: And eat pie!
You: While bleeding a beetle!
You: This has turned out to be a meaningful conversation thus far.
Stranger: i know, right?
You: Yeah! Me too!
You: Wait... wut?
You: Oh...
You: Ants.
You: Of course
Stranger: don't be silly, darling
You: Mmm...
You: Excuse me
You: I have a casserole in the oven.
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You: Goodbye!
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You: Will you mess with my life? D:
You: I'm scared.
You: I want attention!
You: Fine then.
You: Be that way.
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Stranger: blessings be upon you and your house
You: same here
Stranger: your arguement isnt valid
You: this was not a winning game piece?
Stranger: you activated my trap card
You: spell card?
You: they're bluer than trap cards
Stranger: GO FISH
You: ROCKETMAN
You: Elton John is valid
Stranger: john elton isnt but, worst country in europe
You: worst thirst?
You: cure it with sunny delight
Stranger: purple drank
You: it's like the sun, but in a kickass bottle
Stranger: i also partake in ddrinking liquid sun
You: must be hot
You: like things that are on fire
Stranger: like angel dust
You: printer cartridge
Stranger: now your jsut maddening the unhelpful
You: Elton John is helpful
Stranger: john elton is still stuck in the trap card
You: I almost forgot
Stranger: its ok, i am after all, only human
You: thesaurus
You: its a dinosaur in book form
Stranger: where would jeff goldblom be then? still stuck in a library lsitening to sam neil talk abotu red meat
You: it isn't blue?
Stranger: no silly, its over 9000
You: How could I have been so wrong
Stranger: you didnt carry the carrot over
You: I was too busy tending to my children
Stranger: pruning them back
You: raisins are better
Stranger: it would be better if you didnt have to sun them
You: sunny delight helps, though
Stranger: A WILD JEW APPEARS
You: GO BOTTLE OF HATS
Stranger: WILD JEW USES FLAMETHROWER
You: USE BOTTLE OF HATS ATTACK
Stranger: ITS NOT VERY EFFECTIVE
You: DAMN
Stranger: that si a nice looking horse but
You: you can't purchase it?
Stranger: not for sale, need it to paint my house
You: depends how you throw it
Stranger: i live in australia, the worst country in europe
You: almost as bad as europe
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Stranger: hhey
You: WHY
Stranger: why what?
You: what why?
Stranger: nevermind, whatsup
You: well ,plenty of things are
Stranger: uh huh
You: the ceiling, roof, north (on a map), a rock if you throw it
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You: cats?
Stranger: te estaba buscando!
You: gatos?
You: gato pantelones?
Stranger: si
You: si.
Stranger: no
You: gato?
Stranger: perro
You: 3:<
You: GATOS
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You: Lyh oui keja sa y tummyn?
Stranger: :D
You: Bmayca?
Stranger: :DD
You: E haat y tummyn.
Stranger: -.-
You: Fryd? E's muhamo!
Stranger: >:P
Stranger: >.>
You: E tuh'd mega oui.
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You: Can I have ya watch?
Stranger: hi
Stranger: my sex is male
You: Can I have ya watch?
You: Please?
You: Can I have ya watch?
You: That's good to know.
You: Can I have ya watch?
You: No? Okay.
You: Can I have ya house?
You: Can I have ya house?
You: Can I have ya house?
You: Can I have ya house?
You: Can I have ya house?
You: Can I have ya house?
You: Can I have ya house?
You: Can I have ya house?
You: Can I have ya house?
You: Can I have ya house?
You: Can I have ya house?
You: Can I have ya house?
You: Can I have ya house?
You: Can I have ya house?
You: Can I have ya house?
You: Ouch! My browser!
You: XD
You: Why?
You: I agree.
You: I concur.
You: Me too!
You: That's great.
You: TREEEE!!!!!!!!
You: Battle cries.
You: w00t!
You: Good luck!
You: Can I have ya house?
You: Wait, wut?
You: Can I have ya house?
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You: Can I have ya house?
Stranger: umm
Stranger: what is the word "ya"
Stranger: sounds like nigger-speak to me
You: Okay. Goodbye!
You: Wait.....
You: Can I have ya house?
Stranger: i dont speak nigger
Stranger: try and get a translator
You: I see.
You: Here's one I built in.
You: Can I have your house?
Stranger: Well, give me some reasons
You: You're awesome
You: and nice
You: and slightly mental
You: therefore
You: you
You: will
You: give
You: me
You: your
You: house
You: :D
Stranger: Why you, and not a orphan on the street?
You: What if I am that orphan on the street?
You: Oh fine,
You: give it to an orphan
You: and see what I care.
Stranger: ok
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Stranger: hello
You: hi
You: how's life?
Stranger: Pretty good
Stranger: Hows yours ?
You: Living.
You: Certainly not dead.
You: So...
You: You know, your cooking has really improved lately.
Stranger: Really !?
Stranger: Thats good to know
Stranger: Was it that bad before ?
You: Yes. But now that you own your own five star restaurant, everything has been worth it.
You: Right?
You: Random person?
Stranger: Definitly
Stranger: Very random
You: Yes.
You: I am random too.
You: We are similar in some way! :D
Stranger: Whoo !
Stranger: We can be random together
You: No thanks.
You: Oh wait...
You: Sure! Why not?
Stranger: Haha
Stranger: I was about to be really sad
Stranger: That I was getting dumped by a random stranger
You: That happened once. :(
You: I was all like, "Disconnect now if you don't like pie" and they disconnected.
You: That was random.
You: In a way.
You: Maybe.
You: Kind of.
You: Sorta.
Stranger: Haha
Stranger: Who doesnt like pie !?
You: Only them, coz everyone else on here seems to especially like lemon meringue pie in particular. Including myself.
You: You?
Stranger: Lemon meringue !
Stranger: Thats tasty
Stranger: I like blueberry too
Stranger: and key lime
You: TASTY? It's frikin' delicious!
You: ;)
You: Key Lime? Have we met?
You: You sound familiar.
Stranger: Haha
Stranger: No
Stranger: I dont think so
Stranger: I dont remember discussing my pie preferences with anyone else
You: Okay, it was just half an hour ago
You: and this guy said his favourite pie was lemon meringue
You: and key lime in second place. :P
You: RANDOM!!! :D
Stranger: Hahaha
Stranger: He has my pies !
Stranger: And Im a girl
Stranger: So thats a no
You: Indeed.
You: Though for some odd reason I use the term 'guy' for both genders. :P
You: That isn't right.
Stranger: Lol
Stranger: Alot of people do
You: Yay! I'm part of an autonomous collective! ;D
You: Are you?
You: I am!
You: *dances profusely*
Stranger: Hahaha
Stranger: Yes !
You: Which one?
Stranger: *joins in dancing*
You: *dances some more, then trips on left toe and lands on a pie*
You: *Mmm.. lemon meringue!*
You: Well, thank you for this insightful and meaningful conversation.
Stranger: Haha
Stranger: No problem
Stranger: Thats what Im here for
You: Same here! What a coincidence! ;)
You: Have a nice life!
Stranger: You too (:
You: And don't eat too much pie.
You: If any one asks, we never talked, and I am a Teletubby.
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You: hi
Stranger: where r u from?
You: goodbye
You: hello!
Stranger: ok
Stranger: how old r u?
You: I'm from finland, 23
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Stranger: i'm male
You: I beg to differ.
You: Goodbye!
Stranger: i'm sorry
You: Hello.
Stranger: you beg to differ?
You: Yes.
You: Goodbye.
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You: Can I have ya house?
Stranger: ok
You: Thanks! I'll be right over. :)
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Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: whats up
You: Not much
You: I'm actually being eaten by a polar bear, if that counts.
You: I kinda need some help here...
You: OH GEEZ ITS GOTMYLEG FORTHELOVEOFGODHELPME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
You: Thank you for your input.
You: I am now dead.
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Stranger: hi
You: Hell, there!
You: *Hello, sorry. :P
Stranger: age?
You: 13
You: yours?
Stranger: m/f?
You: m
You: you?
You: Location: AU
Stranger: 14
Stranger: f
Stranger: Taiwan
Stranger: you?
You: Australia.
You: you?
Stranger: Taiwan
You: Australia. You?
You: Australia. You?
You: Oh.Taiwan. Sorry.
Stranger: = =
You: :P
You: Do you like pie, by any chance?
You: No? How about a dollar?
You: No? How about a pie?
Stranger: i like pie
You: What kind?
You: I like lemon meringue myself
You: Goodbye.
You: I'm back.
Stranger: .......
Stranger: bye
You: hello
Stranger: ??
You: I exist now.
You: You also exist.
You: Can I have ya wallet?
You: Or ya house?
You: Or ya watch?
Stranger: k0013
You: Thank yo
You: *you
Stranger: BYE
You: Goodbye
You: I'm back! Are you?
Stranger: KISS YOU
Stranger: BYE
Stranger: HAHA
You: Thanks.
You: I'm gonna eat lasagne now.
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Stranger: hi
You: hi
You: are you josh?
Stranger: are u cindy?
You: YES!!!
Stranger: sweet
You: Wait, I just checked. No.
Stranger: damn.
Stranger: ok
You: Sorry.
Stranger: u wanna do it anyways
Stranger: ?
You: Sure! Come on over!
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You: good times.
Stranger: http://omegle.com/
You: It's funny coz I'm there.
Stranger: *blows load*
You: It's funny coz you said something.
You: It's funny coz you didn't reply.
Stranger: wut?
You: It's funny coz you said wut?
Stranger: its funny casue im telin my mom
You: It's funny coz ya mum can't find me
Stranger: yesh she caN
Stranger: shes a cop
You: It's funny coz I haven't supplied you with any personally identifying information
You: It's funny coz I win
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Stranger: m?
You: j!
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Stranger: hi
Stranger: you rock
You: Thanks! I'm made out of Granite myself. You?
You: hello?
Stranger: hi
Stranger: you're made of granite?
You: Yes! What are you made of?
You: Never mind. Wrong question.
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Stranger: good kitttya
You: And...?
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Stranger: hi
You: hi
You: can i have ya shoes?
Stranger: aight
You: awesome.
You: I'll be there @ 7.
Stranger: k
You: that's good. I'll get my jacket.
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Stranger: i like guys
You: I'm assuming you're female, then?
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You: My name is Warren, and I believe that I will be a great asset to your company.
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You: My name is Warren, and I believe that I will be a great asset to your company.
Stranger: Lmao, hello Warren.
You: I have excellent fine and gross motor skills which will assist me in developing this industry.
You: How are ya?
Stranger: Oh, really?
You: My name is Warren, and I believe that I will be a great asset to your company.
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Stranger: Are you from New Hampshire by any chance?
You: Um... sure.
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Stranger: I love zaxh
You: Only if you have one.
Stranger: zach
You: Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!
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Stranger: Hello ASL?
You: All I know is I am not one of his minions.
You: You?
You: Hello?
You: Minion?
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You: Can I have ya keys?
Stranger: Well sure
You: Can I have ya house too?
Stranger: Oh man
Stranger: I don't know
Stranger: what's in it for me?
You: I'll rickroll you!!!
Stranger: Oh wow, that does sound like the good end of a deal
You: Whattaya waitin' for, then?
You: I'll be there @ 5.
You: TO KILL YA MUM!!!!!!
You: And give you a cookie.
You: For consolation.
Stranger: oh wow
Stranger: I haven't had a cookie in so long
Stranger: Make sure I thank you at the time
You: ( :: )
You: You already got eet!
You: In fact
You: I'm going over there right now.
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You: Can I have ya house?
Stranger: maybe
Stranger: for what?
You: A dollar!!!!!
You: $
You: Please?
Stranger: I'm sorry
Stranger: Do you have anything else to offer?
You: Two dollars!!!
You: $$
Stranger: Not money, other things
You: My soul?
Stranger: are you a male or a female
You: male.
You: you?
Stranger: same
You: Say...
You: can I have ya watch?
Stranger: why do you want my house?
You: Coz I can
Stranger: and why do you want my watch
You: Coz I can
You: Can I have ya wallet?
Stranger: you're weird
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Stranger: ahh
You: hello
Stranger: ha
You: lol
Stranger: wats up
You: stuff. you?
Stranger: samw
Stranger: tv stuff
Stranger: im watching ice age!
Stranger: ... theres nothing one
You: Very good. I'm on da interwebz.
Stranger: on*
Stranger: hows that?
You: dunno.
Stranger: y dunno?
You: i dunno.
You: you know?
Stranger: i guess
Stranger: lol
You: I also guess that u know.
You: interesting...
Stranger: psychik
You: total, man
Stranger: like the cereal?
You: sure, why not?
Stranger: haha where u from?
You: New zealand.
You: u?
Stranger: ahh lucky
Stranger: US sadly
You: I see. :)
You: Why so sad?
Stranger: id rather be somewhere else
You: :D > D:
You: where?
You: I'd rather be in bed. <<
Stranger: iono anywhere
Stranger: haha why what time is it?
You: Oh wait. I am in bed. :P
Stranger: lucky
Stranger: i got class in like a half hour
You: I'm sick. :D
Stranger: eww
Stranger: no happy face
You: I'm a SWINE!!!! :D
Stranger: thats not good
You: Not that sick, ok...
You: but at least i'm home.
Stranger: lol i only get sick like twice a year
Stranger: true
You: same here
You: but when I do get it it's pretty bad.
Stranger: same
Stranger: i get the chills
You: I get da... thrillz?
You: :P
Stranger: ha
You: *bad rhyme*
Stranger: never had that sickness
Stranger: yous a rappa
You: Sure. Why not?
Stranger: haha
You: haha indeed
Stranger: so hows new zealand ive always wanted to go down there
You: It's pretty cold where I live...
You: But da snows are beautiful
You: and awesome.
Stranger: ooo right now?
Stranger: i bet
Stranger: you go snowboardin at all?
You: Not really.
You: I throw snowballs at my sister. >>
Stranger: haha
Stranger: how old r u anyways?
You: 13. :D
Stranger: ahh im 19 lol
You: Cery good. How's life?
You: *very
Stranger: kinda crappy right now
Stranger: u?
You: I'm sick. But ok, i guess.
You: :P
Stranger: ha must be the cold
You: Indeed.
You: It's Winter down here, btw.
Stranger: ooo i didnt know that
Stranger: its still summer haha
You: yes.
You: differing seasons in differing hemispheres.
You: Hooray! Differences! :P
Stranger: yup i remember now lol
You: Hooray! Remembery!
Stranger: haha
Stranger: i like to make up words too like YOSH~!
You: How's about MARTHY!!!!!!!!
You: Awesome battle cry is awesome.
Stranger: isnt that a name?
Stranger: MAAARRRTTHHY!!!
You: There's Marky, and Martha... :/
You: MAAAAAAAAARRRRRRTTTTHHHY!!!!
Stranger: aaaarrgh
You: Oh noes! Are you hurt?
You: *begins CPR*
Stranger: ive been killed
You: oh crap.
You: It's been nice knowing you.'
You: Have a nice death!
Stranger: i will be rememberd
Stranger: well not rlly
You: remembery'd!
Stranger: haha bye off to heaven
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Stranger: hey
You: Can I have ya house?
Stranger: no, i don't know you yet :V
You: I hate you.
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Stranger: nooga
You: Is this ebay?
Stranger: Yes you're the current highest bidder.
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You: I should think so. Why do you ask?
You: Of course. I'll attend to that shortly.
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You: I know. Can you believe it?
Stranger: are you shayam
You: Sure.
Stranger: hey shayam how are you
You: Wait... no. Sorry.
Stranger: i was looking for you form such a long time
You: I'm Pete.
You: How are ya?
Stranger: oh i see
Stranger: good
Stranger: what about you
You: I'm fine.
You: I know. Can you believe it?
Stranger: what ?
You: I know. Can you believe it?
Stranger: what ?
You: I know. Can you believe it?
Stranger: what?
You: I know. Can you believe it?
You: I know. Can you believe it?
You: I know. Can you believe it?
You: I know. Can you believe it?
You: I know. Can you believe it?
You: I know. Can you believe it?
You: I know. Can you believe it?
You: I know. Can you believe it?
You: I know. Can you believe it?
Stranger: what?
You: I know. Can you believe it? ASPLODE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: what ?
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Stranger: Mexicans
You: My name is Warren, and I believe that I will be a great asset to your company.
Stranger: thats hot
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Stranger: A/S/L?
You: Sure. Why not?
Stranger: lol
You: Indeed.
Stranger: You're expecting Pedobear, weren't you?:D
Stranger: were :D
You: Sure. Why not?
You: :D
Stranger: You're not remotely amusing.
You: Sure. Why not?
You: Sure. Why not?
You: Sure. Why not?
You: Sure. Why not?
You: Sure. Why not?
You: Sure. Why not?
You: Sure. Why not?
You: Sure. Why not?
You: Sure. Why not?
You: Sure. Why not?
You: Sure. Why not?
You: Sure. Why not?
You: Sure. Why not?
You: Sure. Why not?
You: Sure. Why not?
You: Sure. Why not?
You: Sure. Why not?
You: Sure. Why not?
You: Sure. Why not?
You: Sure. Why not?
You: Sure. Why not?
You: Sure. Why not?
You: Sure. Why not?
You: Sure. Why not?
You: Sure. Why not?
You: Sure. Why not?
You: Sure. Why not?
Stranger: A/S/L?
Stranger: A/S/L?
Stranger: A/S/L?
Stranger: A/S/L?
Stranger: A/S/L?
Stranger: A/S/L?
Stranger: A/S/L?
Stranger: A/S/L?
Stranger: A/S/L?
Stranger: A/S/L?
Stranger: A/S/L?
Stranger: A/S/L?
Stranger: A/S/L?
Stranger: A/S/L?
Stranger: A/S/L?
Stranger: A/S/L?
Stranger: A/S/L?
Stranger: A/S/L?
Stranger: A/S/L?
Stranger: A/S/L?
Stranger: A/S/L?
You: Okay.
You: Sure. Why not?Sure. Why not?Sure. Why not?Sure. Why not?
You: Sure. Why not?
You: Sure. Why not?
You: Sure. Why not?
You: Sure. Why not?
You: Sure. Why not?
You: Sure. Why not?
You: Sure. Why not?
You: Sure. Why not?
You: This is interesting
Stranger: I can disconnect at any time, dude...
You: So can I.
You: Goodbye
Stranger: It's not annoying..
You: Okay.
You: Sure. Why not?
Stranger: Nope, still not.
You: Good.
You: Let's be constructive, then
You: CAn I have ya house?
Stranger: I live in Denmark...
Stranger: And I do not own this house..
You: Can I have A house?
Stranger: Yes, but you will have to pay for it yourself.
You: Sure. Why not? :D
You: Let's bake a cake.
Stranger: Sure. Why not? :D
You: Cheesecake or Angel cake?
You: :D
Stranger: Not cheesecake.. Ew.
You: Darn. My favourite...
Stranger: What the hell is Angel cake?;O
You: Some American food no-one cares about.
You: :D
Stranger: What about pie?
You: PIE????
You: PIE!!!!
Stranger: Cream-pie :)
You: Don't get me started..
You: Lemon Meringue!!! FTW!!!
Stranger: Nah.
You: You're hard to please. ;)
Stranger: Mazarine
You: Okay...
You: Sure. Why not?
You: I had to.
Stranger: You had to, I know.
You: Indeed. :)
Stranger: A/S/L?
You: Sure. Why not?
You: Oops.
Stranger: Still not :)
You: 13, m, au. :(
Stranger: lol
Stranger: 15 m dk
You: You made me!!!!!
I was legally obligated to tell you.
Stranger: True that.
You: Sure. Why not?
Stranger: I hate teenagers..
You: YES!!!!!
You: w00t!!!
You: Join the club!
You: wait, wut?
Stranger: Yeah..
You: Sure. Why not?
You: :D
Stranger: Where in Australia do you live?
Stranger: Approximately.
You: STALKER!!!!!!!
You: Sydney.
You: Approx.
You: You?
Stranger: lol
You: Where in Australia do you live?
You: :P
Stranger: It is actually called approximately, but what ever.
Stranger: I live in Denmark, douchebag.
You: I knows.
You: Sure. Why not?
You: Wait, that's not very nice!
You: I'm telling MUMMY!!!! :(
Stranger: The time is about 3, right?
You: 8:30 am here.
Stranger: lol
Stranger: Fail.
You: Epic fail.
You: :D
Stranger: How the?
Stranger: No, it isn't..
You: Sure. Why not?
You: Oh crap.
You: My toast is cold.
Stranger: How the hell?
Stranger: OH NO!
Stranger: OHHHH
You: ARRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!
Stranger: I know, what I did wrong ;)
Stranger: (with the time conversion)
You: what?
Stranger: I should have added 8 hours, not removed 9 (which should be 8, summertime)
You: Yes.
You: It's Winter here.
You: But summer there.
Stranger: I knows
You: :D
You: You knows?
You: Sure. Why not?
Stranger: Oh ye
You: Iagree.
You: I agree.
You: Yeah.
You: Fail.
Stranger: Very much, indeed.
Stranger: Do you have MSN?
You: Sure. Why not?
You: No.
Stranger: ...
Stranger: Why not? (xD)
You: I have email, though.
Stranger: High-tech dude, you are!
You: Oh ya! Total, man.
Stranger: Don't you have any IM?
You: Sure. Why not?
You: No.
You: Except this.
Stranger: LOL
You: Which is with a random stranger I don't kno.
You: know*
Stranger: Exactly:D
You: :P
You: Sure. Why not?
Stranger: ...
You: Sorry
You: That didn't even make sense.
Stranger: When did it?
You: that time.
You: The
You: Sure. Why not?
You: thing.
You: Before.
Stranger: Still doesn't make sense.
You: Indeed.
Stranger: Oh no.
You: I am confused with myself.
Stranger: Yes.
You: OH NO???
Stranger: Oh ye
You: Hey, BTW...
Stranger: Aha?
You: I'm currently being devoured by a Polar Bear.
You: Just so you know.
Stranger: I thought so.
You: Indeed.
You: Well, I guess I'm just gonna jump into his mouht there...
You: Mouth*
Stranger: Sure. Why not?
You: XD
You: Sure. Why not?
Stranger: pwnd
You: Total pwnage
Stranger: Oh ye
You: I'm dead, BTW.
Stranger: I know.
You: Can you perform CPR?
Stranger: Not online.
You: Crap.
You: Sure. Why not?
Stranger: Ye.
You: Sure. Why not?
You: Oh, right.
You: I lose my copy and paste privileges when I'm dead.
Stranger: True that.
You: Sure. Why not?
You: oops.
You: They're coming tah GET ME!!!!
You: Even though I'm dead.
You: Inside a polar bear.
Stranger: You're undead.
Stranger: Zombie!
You: w00t!
You: Thank you!
You: Can I have ya brains?
Stranger: If you can steal it online, then yes.
You: Done.
You: Wait...
You: The punch line...
You: Sure. Why not?
Stranger: I could mail it to you, though.
Stranger: lol
You: Yeah. But that makes you look more like a stalker.
You: Sure. Why not?
You: Yeah.
Stranger: True, true.
Stranger: But then again... Sure, why not?
You: :D
You: This has indeed been an interesting conversation.
You: Random, nonetheless.
Stranger: True that, ma nigga.
You: Sure. Why not?
You: But why...?
You: :P
Stranger: I have absolutely no idea.
You: Very well.
You: Can I have ya idea?
You: To put in your brain that I've got?
You: :D
Stranger: I did not understand that sentence..
You: I have your brain, and I want to put yor idea in it.
You: *your
Stranger: Ahhhhh
You: Well, it's been nice chatting with you.
Stranger: I have none..
You: DARN IT!!!!
Stranger: It has been unpleasant chatting with you, though.
You: Sure. Why not?
You: Have a nice life!
Stranger: Thank you.
You: AND GIMME YA HOUSE!!!
Stranger: You too.
Stranger: Wait..
Stranger: You're dead..
You: Undead...
Stranger: What ever..
You: Sure. Why not?
Stranger: True.
You: Goodbye.
You: *goes to hell*
Stranger: You can't disconnect, can't you?:D
You: Fine then.
You: THough I am dead.
You: :P
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You: Have a dollar, why dontcha!
Stranger: Nellie?
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You: Have a dollar!
Stranger: Have a dollar back?
Stranger: EVEN?
You: Hooray! :D
Stranger: Hi five's all around.
You: W00t!
Stranger: But don't touch my dollar.
Stranger: I am watching you.
You: Fine then. <.<
Stranger: ... ...
Stranger: BILLY MAYS HERE WITH ANOTHER FANTASTIC DOLLAR.
You: My dollar lived in a lake for seven years with his spouse and three children. Yours?
You: Can I have it?
Stranger: YES. ONLY IF YOU MAKE 3 EASY PAYMENTS.
Stranger: OF 1 DOLLAR.
You: But... that means...
You: the doctor said...
You: wait, my mother....
You: SURE! :D
Stranger: BILLY MAYS MAKES ANOTHER SALE.
Stranger: FROM HEAVEN.
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Stranger: HEY MAN.
Stranger: I MISSED YOU!
You: DON'T SHOUT!
You: I'M RIGHT HERE!
Stranger: *whispers*
Stranger: sorry!
You: *whispers*
You: no problem. anyways...
You: My name is Warren, and I believe that I will be a great asset to your company.
Stranger: indeed.
Stranger: i believe so aswell.
You: This is the home ec department for chicago high, right?
Stranger: yessiree!
You: WOOO! Let's bake a cake!
Stranger: *high five*
You: *high six*
You: *excuses two opposable thumbs*
Stranger: YOU HAVE SIX FINGERS!?
Stranger: HOLY SHIT.
You: YES!!!
You: YOU'RE SHOUTING AGAIN!
Stranger: abnormality! *whispers*
You: It makes me type fast.
You: Watch!
You: My name is Warren, and I believe that I will be a great asset to your company.
You: Heh?
You: Heh??
Stranger: *nods*
You: So...
You: what abnormalities do you have?
Stranger: my extra toenails?
Stranger: and cat claws, on my buttocks.
You: Charming.
Stranger: yessiree!
You: We should meet sometime, so my kleptomanic ways can be exposed at your house.
Stranger: wanna spank me?
Stranger: *raises eyebrows*
You: Say...
Stranger: have you been playing sims 3?
You: YES!!!!!
You: Have I ever?
You: Yes.
You: Definitely.
You: Yup.
Stranger: ME TOO! I LOVE YOU!
Stranger: (:
You: No doubt about it.
Stranger: ;)
You: Thanks! Me too!
Stranger: :D
You: I'm so happy!!! :D
Stranger: me too!
You: What's ya sim's job?
You: Mine's an International Super Spy.
You: :D
You: Incidentally, my sim is also a kleptomaniac.
Stranger: my sims don't have jobs..
Stranger: THEY KILL EACHOTHER!
Stranger: for fun. (:
You: I was about to ask, are they dead?
Stranger: One. I burnt him.
You: Do you use money cheats?
Stranger: I do, do you?
You: Yay! ^^
Stranger: ?
You: To above. But yes, I do.
You: Sorry.
Stranger: I wish that there was a colour wheel for the skin colour though..
Stranger: not that we were talking about that
You: Not that we were talking about killing people either... ;)
Stranger: heh.
You: Mine's got the Fast Metabolism Lifetime Reward. DON'T GET IT! They go up like a baloon every time they eat.
You: *balloon
Stranger: woah, hahah
Stranger: I was thinking of getting the change lifetime wish, incase I get bored
You: You could, but I heard the modifying traits one is pretty good as well. :)
Stranger: woah, i didn't notice that one :O
You: Indeed.
You: You know, this is the longest conversation I've ever had on here
Stranger: really>
You: That didn't involve rickrolling, that is. :P
Stranger: Oh my.
You: Yes.
You: And they ask if they can have ya watch, or ya house, and I'm like, "Sure, why not?" :D
Stranger: :D
Stranger: Will you squirt jello on my penis?
You: Yeah, you killed it.
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Stranger: hey
You: It's you.
Stranger: it is
You: The money is in the back.
You: Leave me be.
Stranger: u mean bank?
You: I mean back.
You: But there's more in the bank, I guess.
Stranger: not in mine there isnt
You: Have my account number, then!
You: It's--- WAIT, NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!_--------------
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You: Me too!
Stranger: really?
You: Totally, man.
Stranger: cool
You: I agree.
Stranger: i love lucy
You: That's good to know.
Stranger: wait a second
You: Okay.
Stranger: who is this
Stranger: ?
You: *speaks in Darth Vader tone* I AM YOUR FATHER
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Stranger: i am obese, waht id your opninon on this
You: eat some pie! Pie is awesome. :)
Stranger: hey
Stranger: no
Stranger: i like pie better
Stranger: i mean
Stranger: not pie
Stranger: cake
Stranger: cake
You: Can I have ya glasses?
Stranger: waht do you need my galsses for
Stranger: there covered n grease and smel kinda funny
Stranger: but if you want them then sure
You: Can I have ya ring, then?
Stranger: no, youd have to saw my finger off to get to it
Stranger: actuyll im not even sure if i still ave it
Stranger: or if the dfat ate it
You: Fair enough.
You: Can I have ya pie, too?
Stranger: WAIT ARE YOU ASKIGN FOR MY HAND IN MARRIGE?
Stranger: OMFG
Stranger: YES
Stranger: YES
Stranger: I LOVE YOU
Stranger: PLEASE
You: I'd be giving you a ring if I wanted to marry you I MEAN SURE!!!!! :D
You: *Not taking it...*
Stranger: :(
You: YES!!!! I'M SORRY, YES!!! I LOVE YOU, ALFRED!
Stranger: Alfred
Stranger: whos alfred
Stranger: my names Tina
You: YOU'RE NOT ALFRED?
You: That's alright.
Stranger: NO WHOS AFRED
Stranger: ARE YOU CHEATING ON ME
Stranger: OMFG
You: I'm not quite sure.
Stranger: BITCH
You: NO!!!!
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Stranger: antonio?
You: steve? It's been so long!
You: How are the kids?
Stranger: they are great! how are u??
You: Are you suggesting I'm a kid?
You: Is so, you're correct.
You: *If
Stranger: good cause i'm not steve
You: good cause i'm not antonio.
You: Well, that was a good waste of my time. See ya!
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Stranger: hi
You: hello.
Stranger: hoe r u
You: Do you like marinara sauce?
Stranger: how
You: fine.
You: you?
Stranger: yea
You: good. me too.
You: What with?
Stranger: ha
Stranger: are you from?
You: The doctor said-?
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Stranger: interesting and deep ?
You: Very much so!
Stranger: good!
You: Are you doing it right ways?
Stranger: hm?
You: What's interesting and deep, then!
You: I get my own turn at being random.
You: :P
You: You're so awesome, I'll give you my car.
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You: Can I have ya house?
Stranger: hi
Stranger: ??
You: Please?
Stranger: what do you mean
You: Can I have ya house?
You: Can I have your house?
Stranger: why
You: Coz it's nice and I want it.
Stranger: you are weir
You: Can I have ya house?
You: Can I have ya house?
You: Can I have ya house?
You: Can I have ya house?
You: Can I have ya house?
You: Can I have ya house?
You: Can I have ya house?
You: Can I have ya house?
You: Can I have ya house?
You: Can I have ya house?
You: Can I have ya house?
You: Can I have ya house?
You: Can I have ya house?
You: Can I have ya house?
You: Can I have ya house?
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You: Can I have ya house?
Stranger: I don't think so..
You: Fine then.
You: Can I have ya car?
Stranger: I don't have a car :)
You: Can I have ya watch?
You: Please?
Stranger: Okay, if I can find it somewhere
You: I'm dying here! D:
You: YES!!!!!
You: Thank you!
You: I'll be right over.
You: Goodbye.
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Stranger: hey
Stranger: asl?
You: 47, Female, Texas. You?
Stranger: 17 M cali
Stranger: =(
Stranger: 47 lol, Havent seen many people with that age on here
You: That's not very nice. :(
You: Nah, I'm 13.
Stranger: Lol
Stranger: Thats not nice to trick me -_-
You: Nearly everyone lies on here anyway. :P
Stranger: Hey was i talking to you before lol?
You: I don't think so...
Stranger: We were talking about spiders >8<!!!
Stranger: >8<!!!
Stranger: KILL IT
You: Nope. I generally talk about pie.
You: I killed it, BTW. :D
Stranger: Pie? Can you name all the numbers of pie?
Stranger: (//_q) Emo child is not happy you killed one of gods living creatures
You: Pi? I can do 3.141592654, but let me get the rest.
Stranger: YOU MADE HIM CRY
You: That's bad!
Stranger: Just because hes emo doesnt mean he doesnt care about spiders!
You: Wait, lemme get those numbers...
Stranger: Lol!
Stranger: K you seem nice but im really trying to find girls around 17 ro rate a picture of me 1-10
Stranger: >=(
Stranger: Sorry =(
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You: There you go.
Stranger: =O
Stranger: Whoa
You: 8/10, BTW. ;)
Stranger: Lol you havent even seen it
Stranger: Or WAS i talking to you before!
You: I'm psychic. Those numbers prove it!
Stranger: lol wana rate it?
Stranger: No penis or ass
Stranger: Dont worry
You: Goodbye!
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Stranger: 14,boy, nz. u?
You: 13, boy, AU. u?
You: Oh wait. I know that.
Stranger: :P
You: How's life>?
Stranger: is gd
Stranger: u?
You: It's alive, at least.
Stranger: =]
You: Well, thanks for stopping by!
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Stranger: asl
You: 13 m au
Stranger: gaç
You: wut?
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Stranger: you just lost the game.
You: Crap! ot again!
You: *Not
Stranger: sucks huh ?
You: Can I play it again? :(
Stranger: people here keep making me lose
Stranger: yesss
You: YAY! :D
Stranger: do me?
You: What are the rules again?
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Stranger: Hello
You: I agree.
Stranger: With what?
You: I agree.
You: I mean with hello.
Stranger: wat..
You: Yeah!
You: Can you believe it?
Stranger: no
You: I agree.
You: Goodbye.
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Stranger: ok, this thing is acting gay, lol, mary if this is still you, msg me on my yahoo my screen name is SlimNSexy32
You: Sorry, I'm pat.
You: See ya!
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You: Have a dollar!
You: No?
Stranger: poor i am
Stranger: hehe
Stranger: give you
Stranger: get it?
You: Ok, have my bank account number.
You: WAIT, NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!---------
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You: It's funny coz I'm eating a pie.
Stranger: Which kind?
You: *om nom nom*
You: Lemon Meringue
You: You?
Stranger: Porkchop Sandwich
You: Ah... it's all starting to make sense...
You: Does it hurt?
Stranger: Very much so
Stranger: Goes nicely with milkbones though
You: I would imagine.
You: I would imagine.
You: Yeah.
You: So...
You: How's the weather over there?
Stranger: Amazing
You: It's raining pie over here.
Stranger: Amazing.
Stranger: We had that problem here, but the courage wolf took care of everything
You: I know! Can you believe it?
You: The wolf thinks it knows everything...
You: And rightfully so!
You: Have you got it?
Stranger: Wonderful in blue
You: yes.
You: Can I have ya watch?
Stranger: Yes.
You: Thank you. I'll be right over.
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Stranger: Hi
You: hi
You: bukbukbuk
Stranger: Buk
You: Buck!!!
Stranger: I don't know what it means
You: me neither.
Stranger: Wow
You: Let's invent a definition!
Stranger: Ok
Stranger: not Suck not Fuck so.. Buck
You: The sound achieved when attempting to impersonate a chicken.
Stranger: Wow
Stranger: Good
You: I gotta go.
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Stranger: Hello
You: Can I have ya house?
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You: Can I have ya house?
You: Can I have ya house?
You: Can I have ya house?
You: Can I have ya house?
You: Can I have ya house?
You: Can I have ya house?
You: Can I have ya house?
You: Can I have ya house?
You: Can I have ya house?
You: Can I have ya house?Can I have ya house?
Stranger: If i owned one you could
You: YES!!!!!
You: When would that be?
Stranger: Im poor so most lie;y neer
You: Have a cookie. ( :: )
You: wait...
You: Why do you have access to a computer?
You: Can I have ya house?
Stranger: Its not my house
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You: Connecting to server...
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Stranger: hey
You: Can I have ya house?
Stranger: no, i don't know you yet :V
You: I hate you.
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Stranger: 18 m, wanna cyber?
You: Can I have ya watch?
Stranger: do u mean cam??
You: Can I have ya house?
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You: Can I have ya watch?
Stranger: ey niggah why u bunt
You: Can I have ya car?
You: Can I have ya house?
You: Can I have ya soul?
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Stranger: hey
You: Can I have ya watch?
Stranger: sure
You: Thank you for your co-operation! :D
You: I'll be right over.
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You: Can I have ya watch?
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You: Can I have ya watch?
Stranger: Yeha
You: Thank you!
You: I'll be right over.
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You: Can I have ya house?
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You: Can I have ya house?
Stranger: ;)
Stranger: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Stranger: I NEED THE POOL
You: Stuff you.
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___________________________________________________________________________

Good times.

I started to read them all, then I realized there were about 30. I thus gave up.

OMEGLE OVERLOAD

My friend actually had a 2-hour conversation on Omegle.

...with supposedly a 14-year-old brasilian girl.

It seems people do not care for Sir Robin.

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You: Hello there Sir Robin!
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Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: Hello There Sir Robin!
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You: Hello There Sir Robin!
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You: Hello There Sir Robin!
Stranger: hi
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Stranger: watsup
You: Hello There Sir Robin!
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Stranger: hey
You: HELLO THERE
You: A FINE DAY WE'RE HAVING
Stranger: HELL NO
You: WOULD YOU SAY NOT?
Stranger: I DISAGREE
You: WHY?
Stranger: ITS RAINING CATS AND DOGS OVER HERE!
You: I WANT A CAT!!!
Stranger: IM ALLERGIC TO CATS, LOL
You: WHY DO YOU GET ALL THE CATS AND DOGS
Stranger: I HAVE A DALMATIAN
You: I WANT SOME!!!
Stranger: LOL
You: i ATE A DALMATION THIS MORNING. yUM =)
Stranger: BUY ONE!
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xD

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Stranger: hi
You: ola
Stranger: ola
Stranger: de ond es?
You: portugal
Stranger: idd?
You: 17
Stranger: isso sei eu
You: podia ser brasil :P
Stranger: pois
Stranger: gja ou gjo?
You: gja
Stranger: ok
Stranger: es msmo d ond?
You: lisboa
Stranger: ok
Stranger: kers vir fumar uma ganza kmg?
You: neps, nao fumo ganzas
Stranger: ok
Stranger: ok
Stranger: tao adeus
You: adeus
Stranger: vou fumar sozinho
You: ok
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Jeez, so many people in the world, and the stranger which I was talking had to a portuguese..... :P
Some tips:
"Idd" means "Idade", which means "age"
"Gjo/gja" means "gajo/gaja", which means "Dude/Chick"
"Ganza" means "droga", which means "drugs"

Not a particular interesting conversation, but its cool because its between 2 portugueses xD

Very good! ;D
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Stranger: asl?
You: I don't know.
You: You?
You: Are you sure?
You: Come on!
You: Hurry up, I ain't got all day!
You: I'm leaving now.
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Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: Sure!
You: ...
Stranger: asl?
You: Sure!
You: ...
Stranger: 야
Stranger: 미쳤냐?
You: Sure!
You: ...
Stranger: 야
Stranger: 한국인이냐?
You: Nah.
You: ...
Stranger: 뭐래 ã...¡ã...¡
You: I'm leaving now.
Stranger: asl뜻 모르냐?
You: Oh!!!
You: Now I see
Stranger: ì•,,ì¡´ë,˜
You: Sure!
Stranger: 뭐라ì"¨ë¶€ë¦¬ë...¸
You: ...
Stranger: 돌ì•,,이가 ã...‹ã...‹ã...‹ã...‹ã...‹ã...‹ã...‹ã...‹
Stranger: 조또
Stranger: 미친
Stranger: ì•,,ìš°
You: YOUR FACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: 꺼져ìž,,마
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You: I don't think so
Stranger: hey
You: HI!
Stranger: dont think what
Stranger: :P
You: Sorry, I was thinking about... something else
You: like an egg sanga.
Stranger: :O
Stranger: ok
You: Quite
Stranger: Sup?
You: Um... lemme see..
You: Roof, light,
You: blu-tack
You: chair
You: dragon
You: and all tha.
You: and all that.
You: You?
You: No?
You: Perhaps The Thing About Pickles has come into play!
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You: No. Way.
You: Is that you?
You: Rrga?
You: Crap.
You: I failed.
You: Goodbye.
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You: Doing it right ways?
You: rtlw?
Stranger: hello
You: Crap.
You: FAil again.
You: Sorry.
You: Epic fail.
Stranger: are you a fan of opposums?
You: Yes.
You: They are awesome
You: you?
Stranger: olive u
You: olive u too.
You: I think I know where this is going...
Stranger: armidillos are koolr then polar bears
You: Polar bears eat me all the time! Agreed.
Stranger: i like it when the flowers talk to me
You: Yes.
Stranger: they whisper things
You: I know.
You: MUFFINS!!!!
You: They often shout too.
You: You were saying?
Stranger: i planted flowers
You: I see.
Stranger: but they died
You: Hmm...
Stranger: everything i plant in the ground withers and dies
You: I could let you use my green thumb.
You: It works.
Stranger: I H8 U
You: Unless you like killing harmless plants.
You: I H8 U 2
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Stranger: hey
You: Lemons...?
Stranger: what
You: Do you like lemons?
Stranger: i guess
You: Spicy or dried?
Stranger: what do u mean
You: Spicy, dried lemons are the new craez!
Stranger: realy
You: Yes.
Stranger: hmmm,ill need to try them
You: Indeed! They are quite awesome.
You: Interesting texture...
Stranger: lol
You: :D
You: So... lemons?
Stranger: i like them
You: Very good! Me too.
You: ...
You: This is going nowhere...
Stranger: ya
Stranger: what music do u like
You: None. Music stinks.
You: Lemons > Music
Stranger: realy
You: Yes.
Stranger: hmmm strange
You: Yes.
You: I agree.
Stranger: lol
You: :D
Stranger: do u like animals
You: Sure. Why not? :D
You: But still...
Stranger: i have 4 pets
You: Lemons > Animals
You: But...
You: I have
You: 1
You: 2
You: 4
You: 5 pets!
You: I win.
Stranger: lol
You: :D
Stranger: your funny
You: Oh, thank you.
You: But lemons are funnier.
Stranger: omg
You: Hmm hm. (in agreement)
You: Wait... are you dying?
Stranger: no
You: Oh.
You: I see.
Stranger: why r u
You: I'm being eaten by a polar bear, actually.
You: It's one of my 5 pets.
Stranger: sure u r
Stranger: lol
You: OMGITSGOTMYLEGFORTHELOVVAGODHELPME!
Stranger: you wouldny be able to replty
You: Thank you for your sincere gesture.
You: I am now dead.
Stranger: lol
You: It's not funny!
You: You killed me, man. :(
Stranger: ok...
Stranger: maby i am a killer
You: It may very well be your destiny... follow it!
You: You're very good at it.
You: Killer.
You: :D
Stranger: lol
You: Funny thing is, I don't even exist.
Stranger: sure u dont
You: I exist as being dead.
Stranger: you never did
You: But now I am one of nature's many synchronisities...
You: like when an animal dies,
Stranger: ok
Stranger: hmmm
You: or you walk into a wall!
You: :D
Stranger: r u a guy or girl
You: Guess.
Stranger: guy????
You: Yes.
You: You?
Stranger: ngirl
Stranger: ooops girl
You: I see.
Stranger: yup
You: What brought this up?
Stranger: idk
You: We were talking about animals, lemons and death!
You: D:
Stranger: lol
You: Well, it's been nice chattin' with ya.
Stranger: i would suck on lemons when i was a baby
You: Hmmm...
You: Goodbye!
Stranger: byr
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You: I don't see why not!
Stranger: Robots.
You: Quite.
You: Wait for it...
Stranger: Or.
Stranger: Pokemon.
You: LEMONS.
Stranger: OR.
You: LEMONS
Stranger: juice.
You: Box.
Stranger: LUNCH
You: Tree
Stranger: that doesn't fit.
Stranger: PORTRAITS
Stranger: parfaits!
You: I eat my lunch underneath a tree occasionally.
Stranger: Oh I see.
Stranger: Then that works.
You: :D
You: Parfaits...
You: CAKE
Stranger: Icing.
You: Pie! @_@
Stranger: FILLING!
Stranger: whoa that emoticon
Stranger: are you asian?! hehehe
You: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: LOL
You: LOL
You: LMAO
You: ROFL
You: ROFLMAO
You: I win.
Stranger: such a strong no
Stranger: do you not like asian people?
You: do YOU not like asian people?
You: I'm impartial.
Stranger: They are the best ever.
You: I see.
Stranger: Because they have emoticons
Stranger: like
Stranger: -_-
Stranger: ^_^
Stranger: T.T
Stranger: o.o
Stranger: O.o
Stranger: o.O
You: German dude use those too.
Stranger: ooh
Stranger: are you german then?
You: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: you don't like germans either?
You: I'm impartial.
You: Deja vu!
Stranger: so impartial
You: Yes.
Stranger: anything you are partial to then
You: I often jump on Bandwagons.
Stranger: oh
Stranger: sport bandwagons?
Stranger: like the orlando magic bandwagon
Stranger: or the la lakers bandwagon
You: The internet bandwagon. ^_^
You: :P
Stranger: i seeeee
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You: NO?
You: Queazy?
Stranger: no
You: Octopus?
Stranger: yes
You: WIN!!!!
You: King?
Stranger: no
You: Umbrella?
Stranger: can we play a new game
You: OK.....
You: You're in a room
Stranger: yes
You: full of party supplies.
Stranger: no
You: Obvious exits are:\
You: NORTH
You: SOUTH
Stranger: no
Stranger: no
You: and DENNIS
Stranger: yes
You: Which do you take?
Stranger: sugat
Stranger: oh my god
You: You get lost and die. Thanks for playing my game!
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Stranger: lol, this thing always disconnects me, im Lia, 23 female in florida, if you wanna know more, msg me on my yahoo my screen name is SlimNSexy32
You: Funny thing is, I've spoken with you before.
You: Goodbye!
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You: Not really.
Stranger: hi
You: I see.
Stranger: not really
Stranger: I see
You: hi
Stranger: hello
You: Tree
Stranger: Grass
You: Mummy...?
Stranger: Daddy
You: Can I have ya watch?
Stranger: No
You: Okay.
You: Goodbye!
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Stranger: hi
You: Dennis?
Stranger: no
You: Dang.
Stranger: i m mick
You: Okay.
You: Goodbye
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Stranger: hey
You: Not at all!
Stranger: NL? :D
You: Lyndis?
Stranger: ja me moeder
You: I can see that.
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You: I AM NOT ONE OF HIS MINIONS.
Stranger: hi
Stranger: from?
You: I AM NOT ONE OF HIS MINIONS.
You: Hello!
You: I AM NOT ONE OF HIS MINIONS.
You: STUPID POP-UPS.
You: As I was saying, I'm
You: I AM NOT ONE OF HIS MINIONS.
You: God Dammit...
You: The Muff
You: I AM NOT ONE OF HIS MINIONS.
You: I AM NOT ONE OF HIS MINIONS.
You: Hmm... I'm from Aus
You: I AM NOT ONE OF HIS MINIONS.
You: I AM NOT ONE OF HIS MINIONS.
You: rea
You: I AM NOT ONE OF HIS MINIONS.
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You: J!
Stranger: wha?
You: Never.
Stranger: yeah my name starts with J
You: So does mine!
You: K!
Stranger: :e
You: Q!
You: Spicy, dried lemons.
You: Tried 'em?
Stranger: no
You: Hmm... that rock of yours is a little...
You: outta the way?
You: :P
You: Goodbye
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Stranger: 日本人だ！
You: You're in a room full of party supplies. You are stuck to a wall.
You: Obvious exits are:
You: NORTH, SOUTH and DENNIS
You: What do you do?
Stranger: Hmmmm....
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You: Yay! I got a mace!
You: Do you have a mace?
You: No?
You: Ah well.
You: I'll just boast about mine.
You: Yay! I got a mace!
You: Yay! I got a mace!
You: Yay! I got a mace!
You: Yay! I got a mace!
You: Yay! I got a mace!
You: Yay! I got a mace!
You: Yay! I got a mace!
You: Yay! I got a mace!
You: Yay! I got a mace!
You: Yay! I got a mace!
You: Yay! I got a mace!
You: Yay! I got a mace!
You: Yay! I got a mace!
You: Yay! I got a mace!
You: Yay! I got a mace!
You: Yay! I got a mace!
Stranger: lolololol
You: Yay! I got a mace!
You: Yes.
Stranger: funny
You: I know. Can you believe it?
Stranger: and crazy
Stranger: yes
You: Oh ya. Total man
You: *Total, man.
Stranger: can u explain to me what is a mace? lol
You: A mace.....
You: Medieval weapon.
You: Ball on chain...
You: with big spikes and it hurts.
You: :D
You: Yay! I got a mace!
Stranger: : D
You: Indeed.
Stranger: asl?
You: Ass: Not too big
You: Sex: No thanks
You: Location: STALKER!
Stranger: ok...
You: Yay! I got a mace!
You: Yay! I got a mace!
Stranger: u got a mace
You: Yes. I got a mace.
Stranger: wow
You: I know. Can you believe it?
Stranger: yes
You: Wow.
You: Yay! I got a mace!
You: *maceface!!!!*
Stranger: u need someone to be with u... u are a little craze
You: Yes.
Stranger: crasy*
Stranger: lolololololol
You: My doctor said that I have problems. :D
You: Yay! I got a mace!
Stranger: :D:D:D:D:D:D
You: ;D
Stranger: YEAH BOY... U GOT A MACE!!!! WWWWOWWWWWW
You: I KNOW! CAN YOU BELIEVE IT!
You: Let's use our inside voices now...
You: Yay! I got a mace!
Stranger: YES.... II BELIEVE IN U!!!!
Stranger: lol
You: YOU'RE STILL SCREAMING!!!!!
You: So am I.
You: Sorry.
You: But...
You: Yay! I got a mace!
You: ;D
Stranger: sorry
You: Why?
You: Yay! I got a mace!
Stranger: so, stranger... nice to meet u... and u got a mace... incrible
You: Hooray! 8)
You: Yay! I got a mace!
You: Good thing, too.
You: Know why?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: because u got a mace
You: EXACTLY!!!!! ;D
You: Yay! I got a mace!
You: Yay! I got a mace!
You: Yay! I got a mace!
You: Yay! I got a mace!
You: Yay! I got a mace!
You: Yay! I got a mace!
You: Yay! I got a mace!
You: Yay! I got a mace!
You: Yay! I got a mace!
You: Yay! I got a mace!
You: Yay! I got a mace!
You: Yay! I got a mace!
You: Yay! I got a mace!
You: Yay! I got a mace!
You: Yay! I got a mace!
You: Yay! I got a mace!
Stranger: lololololol
You: :P
You: Maces are awesome.
Stranger: u are funny
You: Wow. First time anyone's told me that!
Stranger: i prefer my ballet
You: Mainly coz seeing me with a mace strikes fear into their hearts!
Stranger: really
Stranger: but u are
You: Ballet is cool. :D
You: Did you mean mallet?
You: Or ballet?
You: Coz they're both awesome.
Stranger: yeah!
You: Yeah!
You: Yay! I got a mace!
Stranger: mallet= mace with ballet
You: Oh man.
You: How does that work?
You: Hm....
You: Nup.
You: Nothin'
You: You?
Stranger: me what?
You: Do you know how mace + ballet works?
You: Yay! I got a mace!
Stranger: yes boy... u got a mace...
You: Yay! You got a mace!
You: :D
You: Let's mace each other in da face!
You: Yay! I got a mace!
Stranger: i still undertand what is mace!! lololo:D
You: Okay...
You: Medieval weapon (500-1500AD)
You: Ball and chain, right?
You: Made of iron.
You: Large iron spikes on the ball.
Stranger: HM
You: Makes for a lot of hurting when you swing it around.
You: Yay! I got a mace!
You: Wanna pic of it?
Stranger: NO
Stranger: sorry...
You: FINE.
You: I HATE YOU.
Stranger: cause my english is terrible
You: THE MACE OVERRULES ALL.
Stranger: i lovedu
You: Okay. :D
You: That's good.
Stranger: ok
You: Yay! I got a mace!
You: I maced your face!
Stranger: u are the man! u got a mace!
You: Yeah!
You: Do you have a mace?
Stranger: u maced my face!! no....
You: Ouch.
Stranger: not yet
You: Right in the face.
Stranger: but u have]
You: No? Want a picture of a mace?
You: Yay! I got a mace!
You: :D
Stranger: i dont believe that im in brazil chating with a crazy stranger about mace!
Stranger: :D
You: YES!!!
Stranger: lolololololololoo
You: You better believe it. :P
You: I'm on the other side of the world.
Stranger: really?!
You: Yes.
Stranger: so cool
You: Yes.
Stranger: mace!
You: Yes.
Stranger: u got!
You: Yay! I got a mace!
You: Yes.
You: Here's a pic:
Stranger: u are funny
You: Yes.
You: Googling it.
You: http://www.fisk-knives.com/Mace.jpg
You: Here's a mace!
Stranger: ok
You: Yay! I got a mace!
Stranger: now i know what is mace!!
Stranger: sooooooo coooooooooooooollllllllllllllllllllllllllll
You: YEAH!!!!
You: ;D
You: Yay! I got a mace!
Stranger: and u have
Stranger: congratulations
You: Thank you!
You: I am very proud of my mace.
Stranger: what will u do with it?
You: Bash some people.
You: Get imprisoned.
Stranger: so cool
You: And all that.
You: And all tha.
You: that*
You: Yeah!
You: Yay! I got a mace!
You: Have you got a mace?
You: Now?
Stranger: thnks god i'm so distant of u!!!
You: Yes!
You: But have you heard of...
Stranger: cause u got a mace
You: The InterMace
You: YEAH!!!!!!!
You: Yay! I got a mace!
Stranger: kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
Stranger: intermace isgood
You: Yes. It kills people over the internet! :D
You: I'm getting eaten by a polar bear.
You: MACE!!!!!!!!
You: *kills bear*
You: *blood stains on new carpet*
Stranger: good
You: Oh crap.
You: Yeah!
You: Yay! I got a mace!
Stranger: what time is in your conutry?
You: 1:30PM.
You: You?
Stranger: midnight
You: Hmm...
You: You tired?
You: And of maces?
You: Yay! I got a mace!
Stranger: i'll sleep
Stranger: nice to mee tu
You: Okay. You too.
You: We both like maces!
You: Yay! I got a mace!
You: Goodbye!
Stranger: and i'm lili, 16, Rio de Janeiro
You: 13, Sydney.
Stranger: goodbye!
You: goodbye!
You: Yay! I got a mace!
You: Yay! I got a mace!
You: Yay! I got a mace!
You: Yay! I got a mace!
You: Yay! I got a mace!
You: Yay! I got a mace!
You: Yay! I got a mace!
You: Yay! I got a mace!
You: Yay! I got a mace!
You: Yay! I got a mace!
You: Yay! I got a mace!
You: Yay! I got a mace!
You: Yay! I got a mace!
You: Yay! I got a mace!
You: Yay! I got a mace!
You: Yay! I got a mace!
You: Yay! I got a mace!
You: Yay! I got a mace!
You: Yay! I got a mace!
You: Yay! I got a mace!
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A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: 19m asian
You: Why is everyone disconnecting when I say...
You: Thriller?
Stranger: mj
You: yep
Stranger: you are not alone
Stranger: beat it
Stranger: dangerous
Stranger: f?
You: Billie Jean
You: Man in the Mirror
Stranger: jam
You: Smooth Criminal
Stranger: asl?
You: Didn't Omegle just give you a reminder not to say asl because is boring and pedaphile-ish?
Stranger: s
Stranger: s?
You: what is s?
Stranger: asl   s?
You: okay...
Stranger: you like mj?
You: yes
Stranger: me too
You: THATS FREAKING AWESOME!!!
You: Did you know that during the 80's Eddy Van Halen was Micheal Jackson  recording lead guitarist?
Stranger: yes
You: sweet
You: did you know that micheal jackson is beastly?
Stranger: yes
You: NO YOU DIDN'T!!!
Stranger: i dont know english much
Stranger: i just say yes
Stranger: http://ent.qq.com/zt/2009/mjforever/
You: i do not trust url's sorry.


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You: Have you ever rammed a chicken into a doorway trying to break it down?
Stranger: n
You: no?
Stranger: o
You: why not?
You: It is rather entertaining.
Stranger: cause that is mean
You: why is it mean?
You: I know that if you succeed its a waste of a perfectly good door but still...
Stranger: CAUSE YOU WOULD HURYT THE CHIKEN
You: how do you know he would get hurt
You: ?
You: Maybe he's wearing a crash helmet
You: and nee pads
Stranger: okay
Stranger: okay
Stranger: i get
Stranger: it
You: it took you that long to say it?
Stranger: are you a guy or a girl
You: why does that matter?
You: I thought we were still on the topic of chickens getting rammed into doors
Stranger: just answer the question
Stranger: okay
You: I am in fact a male
Stranger: okay
Stranger: im a female
You: so if you had a chicken wearing a crash helmet would you ram him into a door?
Stranger: no
You: darn
You: so what do you do for fun if not ramming various farm animals into doors?
Stranger: okay yes
You: you would?
Stranger: ummmm noand i would have sex
Stranger: jk'
You: what are you just kidding about?
Stranger: do you ram chickens into doors
You: Possibly...
Stranger: ?
You: ;b
You: this conversation seems a bit unorganized if I do say so myself
Stranger: okay you are weird

^Wonky.

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You: Have you ever rammed a chicken into a doorway trying to break it down?
Stranger: n
You: no?
Stranger: o
You: why not?
You: It is rather entertaining.
Stranger: cause that is mean
You: why is it mean?
You: I know that if you succeed its a waste of a perfectly good door but still...
Stranger: CAUSE YOU WOULD HURYT THE CHIKEN
You: how do you know he would get hurt
You: ?
You: Maybe he's wearing a crash helmet
You: and nee pads
Stranger: okay
Stranger: okay
Stranger: i get
Stranger: it
You: it took you that long to say it?
Stranger: are you a guy or a girl
You: why does that matter?
You: I thought we were still on the topic of chickens getting rammed into doors
Stranger: just answer the question
Stranger: okay
You: I am in fact a male
Stranger: okay
Stranger: im a female
You: so if you had a chicken wearing a crash helmet would you ram him into a door?
Stranger: no
You: darn
You: so what do you do for fun if not ramming various farm animals into doors?
Stranger: okay yes
You: you would?
Stranger: ummmm noand i would have sex
Stranger: jk'
You: what are you just kidding about?
Stranger: do you ram chickens into doors
You: Possibly...
Stranger: ?
You: ;b
You: this conversation seems a bit unorganized if I do say so myself
Stranger: okay you are weird

Fukin LOL! xD American people are so strange...

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A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: Hi THERe!!!!!!
Stranger: HI
Stranger: UNICORN?
You: YES!!!!
Stranger: WHAT WAS THE DRAGON?
You: IN MY PANTS AND AROUND THE CORNER!!!
Stranger: GRR
You: JIMMY WILSON I A BEATS
You: ELITE BEAT ASIANS!!!
Stranger: DANCED TO YOUR MUMMY, SING TO YOUR DADDY!
You: I THINK I SHALL!
You: DO YOU LIKE PIE?
You: dO YOU HAVE CRABS IN YOUR PANTS
You: ???
You: :d
You: :b
You: :D
You: :D
You: :O
You: >:b
You: NO JACB IS TRYING TO TAKE CONTROL OF ME!!!
Stranger: YES
Stranger: IM SORRY
You: I AM NOT SO YOU SHALL PAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DIE!!!
Stranger: I WILL SAVE YOU
You: YOU'LL SAVE ME FROM THE SHORT KID WHO IS TRYING TO KIDNAP ME?
Stranger: YES
Stranger: WHATS HIS NAME?
You: JACOB!!!
Stranger: :O
You: JACOB IS THE SHORT KID
Stranger: I WILL KIL LHIM!
You: YAY!!!
You: :d
Stranger: WITH A MUSHROOM PIE
You: LIKE MARIO?
Stranger: YEAH
You: COMMANDER DISNEY WAFFLE TROUSERS?
Stranger: YES!
Stranger: ELVIS BABIES?
You: YES!!!
You: JIMMY?
Stranger: YEAH
You: JIMMY WILSON ISN'T AS BEASTY AS HIS AMAZING FRIEND PETER
You: HELLO?
Stranger: SORRY
Stranger: I WAS DRINKING PEPSI!
Stranger: THROUGH A DRAGON
You: WAS IT TASTY AS DR. PHIL?
You: DO YOU HAVE ANY WAFFLES IN YOUR HOUSE?
You: DARTH PWNAGE?
You: IF YOU WANT TO CALL ME MY PHONE NUMBER IS 727-916-0506.
You: GOOD BYE
You have disconnected.

The phone number belongs to a really annoying kid who I don't like. Feel free to call him and leave weird messages.

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Stranger: Heeelow
You: NO!
Stranger: Are you me?
You: YES!
Stranger: God damnit. THen who am I?
You: You are me! :D
Stranger: OH OKAY
You: But you don't wanna be me.
You: You Wanna Be The Guy.
Stranger: With Capitals?
You: Yes.
Stranger: At The Start Of All My Words?
You: Just with Wanna Be The Guy.
Stranger: Gotcha.
You: Poking fun IS awesome, though.
You: :P
Stranger: Wat is "awesome"?
Stranger: WAT IS DAT/
You: Awesome?
You: ...
You: Colloquial term used to describe something really good.
Stranger: wat is that word?
Stranger: Ohh
Stranger: Gooood
Stranger: Aweeesomeee
You: Yeah! :D
You: Awesome.
Stranger: Wow thank you for langage
Stranger: I lern speek reel nice with AWSOMEE
You: Yeah!
You: So.
You: How's it going?
You: NO!
You: YES!
You: MAYBE?
You: :P
Stranger: NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP!
You: CRAP
You: I got Rol'd!
Stranger: DAYUM RIGHT!
You: Well, thanks for that!
Stranger: My friend's with me, and she doesn't know what rickrolling is.
Stranger: Isnt' that ridiculous?
You: Maybe.
You: But there's also the other kind
You: Where you bash someone up after you take what they want and either kill them or give them severe concussion. :P
Stranger: Oh.
Stranger: That's okay I Guess
You: Yeah!
You: :D
Stranger: YAAH
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You: Rol'd!
Stranger: Dayum
You: Yeah. Total, man
You: Pwned.
You: Compared to yours.
You: :P
Stranger: Yeah pretty much
You: It hurts my browser, though.
Stranger: Get it a broswer-aid
Stranger: HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAH\
Stranger: LIKE BAND AID
Stranger: BUT WITH BROWSER
You: I'll do that by bumping it off the page.
You: BUMP
You: BUMP
You: Done.
You: LOL!
You: That's very funny.
Stranger: What's your screen resolution?
You: I don't frikin' know.
You: 800x600, I think
You: maybe 1280x700 or whatever.
Stranger: LAME
Stranger: LAAAME
You: The 2nd one.
You: Yeah.
Stranger: Oh okay
Stranger: Less lame
You: Yeah.
You: MacBook!
Stranger: Eww
You: At least all the programs don't die every five seconds!
You: Like in Windows.
Stranger: They don't die.
You: "This program has encountered a problem and needs to close. We are sorry for the inconvenience."
You: That's dying to me.
Stranger: Okay shut up
Stranger: Whatever
You: I WIN.
Stranger: GET OUT OF MY LIFE
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You: Rol'd
Stranger: Ugh not agin
You: Yes.
You: BROWSER AID!
You: BUMP
You: BUMP
You: BUMP
You: BUMP
You: BUMP
You: BUMP
You: BUMP
You: BUMP
You: BUMP
You: BUMP
You: BUMP
Stranger: Wow
You: Okay.
You: Phew.
You: Yes?
Stranger: Bump
Stranger: Annoying
Stranger: You put my friend to sleep
You: YES!!!1
You: I win again.
Stranger: You fail
Stranger: I hate you
You: Thank you!
You: Right back at ya. :D
Stranger: ARGHGEHGEH
Stranger: What is your gender/
You: Male.
Stranger: I am not a male
You: That's good.
You: What are you, then?
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You: Rol'd
Stranger: I am a crab person
Stranger: Talk like crab walk like people
You: Crab, you say?
You: Mmm. Tasty.
You: HELLO. YUM YUM.
Stranger: No I female
You: Oh.
You: Damn.
You: I had my bib ready and everything. :(
You: BUMP
You: BUMP
You: BUMP
You: BUMP
You: BUMP
You: Done.
You: Um...
Stranger: why am I putting up with you still?
You: I'm not quite sure.
You: Let's seal the deal.
You: *another pic-rickroll*
You: Rol'd
Stranger: COOL STORY
Stranger: I'm leaving now
Stranger: Goodbye
You: Okay!
You: Bye!
You: Rol'd
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You: I beg to differ.
Stranger: me to
You: I agree.
Stranger: how can someone decide
Stranger: beer or beer
You: Hmm...
Stranger: do i win
You: I choose vodka.
You: You win.
You: Goodbye.
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Stranger: hi
You: qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm
You: What is it?
Stranger: it means that you are a idiot
You: Thank you!
Stranger: 他說你是白吃拉!
Stranger: 笨!
You: SAme to you.
Stranger: you are wrong
You: No.
You: I am never wrong.
Stranger: i'm very idiot
You: Yeah!
You: You ARE very idiot!
Stranger: just like you
You: Thank you
Stranger: maybe better than you
You: Not necessarily.
Stranger: i think your IQ less than 60
You: Thank you!
You: When I was nine I took an adult IQ test online and got 137.
Stranger: wow
Stranger: don't lie
You: No lie.
You: Haven't got it properly tested yet.
Stranger: 你是台灣人嗎 ?
Stranger: from ?
You: Australia.
You: What language?
Stranger: chinese
Stranger: i'm from china
You: I see.
You: So... IQs, eh?
Stranger: ?
You: æˆ'可以借ç"¨æ,¨çš,,房子？
Stranger: why can you speak chinese?
You: Bad online translator. :P
You: æˆ'可以也食ç"¨å¤šç¦é¤...？
Stranger: oh , you aren't from australia?
You: Yes.
You: I'm using bad electronic Chinese translator.
You: 壞中國譯碼器ã€,
Stranger: i see
Stranger: but its mean isn't bad
You: No?
Stranger: that is just a question
You: I see.
You: No.
You: Yes.
You: Maybe.
You: I don't know.
Stranger: i teach you ?
You: æˆ'短準æ™,，現在ã€, æˆ'會想要，雖則ã€,
You: æˆ'å¿...須去ã€,
You: 你好？
Stranger: æˆ'短準æ™,，現在ã€, æˆ'會想要，雖則ã€, i can't understand this one
Stranger: æˆ'å¿...須去ã€, it means i should go
Stranger: 你好？ means how are you
You: 1st one means I would like it, but I'm short on time.
You: 2nd is right.
You: THird means Hello?
You: :P
You: Really bad.
Stranger: - -
Stranger: i think it is a common conversation
You: Yes.
You: æˆ'需要去ã€,
You: Goodbye!
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You: My name Egbert.
Stranger: where are you from?
You: Washingtondc
You: My name Egbert.
Stranger: yes hi Egbert
You: HI STRANGER. MY NAME EGBERT.
You: ARE YOU EGBERT?
Stranger: you are so cute
You: Thank you!
You: I r egg.
You: :D
Stranger: what mean?
You: Egg for short.
You: I am egg!
You: EGG!
You: For Egbert. :)
Stranger: chicken
You: lay Egberts!
Stranger: eggggggggggggg
You: lay Chickenbert!
You: Rare, medium or well done?
Stranger: well done
You: BURN'D!
You: :D
You: Like toast.
You: I'm well done, too.
Stranger: I don't understand what you say
You: EGBERT WELL DONE!
You: BURN'D = BURNED
You: D:
Stranger: Are you food?
You: YES
Stranger: hi food
You: I like toast.
Stranger: you are very dilicious
You: Thank you! You too, EGBERT JR. !
Stranger: I like eat you
You: I eat me too!
You: I am dead.
You: I consumed self.
You: MOURN EGBERT!
Stranger: Are you girl?
You: NO! ME EGBERT!
You: Are you girl?
Stranger: NO! ME EGBERT!
You: Good answer.
Stranger: Are you crazy?
You: YES! ME EGBERT!
Stranger: .......
You: Isn't that great?
Stranger: what are you say
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Stranger: Hi
You: Good evening.
You: How is sir/madam this fine night?
You: Can I interest you in some soda?
Stranger: Good afertnoon
You: Good afertnoon to you too.
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You: ROL'D
You: Any further comments?
Stranger: hi ra
You: Ra to you too.
You: Goodbye!
You: Wait.
You: I just...
You: The doctor said...
You: Your face-...
You: My...
You: jnbew
You: btsnsrt
You: nsfgn
You: aran
You: anarg
You: agrnan
You: g
You: an
You: n
You: nan
You: n
You: may
You: amyma
You: Hi! :D
You: How's it going, Ra?
You: Not bad, thanks. Yourself?
You: I'm good.
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Stranger: HI
Stranger: ASL?
You: K!
Stranger: what?
Stranger: K?
You: No.
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You: NO!
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Stranger: hey
You: Haldo.
Stranger: wats up
You: Stuff.
You: You?
Stranger: just chillin'
Stranger: asl?
You: There's a message up there that specifically asks for no asl.
You: It's boring.
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You: Haldo!
Stranger: WALDO!
You: I found you!
You: Oh. That's Wally.
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Stranger: Hi there
You: Hello.
Stranger: how's it going?
You: Alright.
Stranger: cool
Stranger: may I get your name?
You: No.
Stranger: Ok
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You: Haldo
You: Hoow eez leaf?
Stranger: wassup
You: stüf.
You: Arr yuo thari?
Stranger: stuuttgart
You: Tankyuor!
You: Güüdbí.
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You: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
You: UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
You: NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
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You: FUNK!
Stranger: ?
Stranger: :S
You: Yeah.
You: FFFFFFFF
You: UUUUUUUU
You: NNNNNNNN
Stranger: KKKKKKKK
You: !!!!!!!!!
You: ;D
Stranger: :)
You: :D
Stranger: :D
Stranger: ;P
You: D:
Stranger: D=
You: :P
Stranger: q:
You: o________________________________________________________0
You: I win.
Stranger: O.o
You: Goodbye.
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You: Are you sure?
Stranger: what
You: Yes.
You: I agree.
You: Concur, even.
You: Goodbye.
You: My sister needs me.
Stranger: r u crazzy
You: ;)
You: Oh.
You: I see
You: That was weird.
You: Ha.
You: Goodbye.
You: And have a bad one!
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That's a deep conversation, right there.

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You: knock knock
Stranger: whos there
You: disco
Stranger: i know what u will say :c
You: no you don't
Stranger: yes i doo
Stranger: ive done that plenty of times
You: You definately do not know what I am going to say.
Stranger: i sure do!
You: well there's only one way to find out...
Stranger: disco who? :(
You: disco-very channel!
You: >_>
Stranger: lololol xD
Stranger: close one though
You: why would anyone ever say disco-nnected
You: that's just silly
Stranger: but u were gonna say that¨
Stranger: before i mentioned
You: false.
Stranger: or true
Stranger: i like turtles
You: are you a zombie kid?
Stranger: maybe
Stranger: im not quite sure
You: because everyone knows that zombie kid likes turtles.
Stranger: oh ok then i am :c
You: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMNry4PE93Y
Stranger: is it something scary?
You: no
Stranger: HAHAHA
Stranger: how cute
You: that's why you MUST be a zombie kid.
You: "Stranger: i like turtles"
Stranger: ahhhh im busted
Stranger: yes i am a zombie kid
You: then I must report you to the government!
Stranger: do it
You: you DO exist!
Stranger: but they wont find me
You: yes they can.
You: i can save this log, and omegle will be able to track your IP address.
Stranger: hahahaha "okay"
Stranger: "i scaaaaaaaaaaared"
Stranger: lawl
Stranger: what ever
Stranger: i think im gonna move on
You: you better be scared, zombie kid.
Stranger: too bad im not :)
You: we will find you and TAKE ALL YOUR TURTLES.
Stranger: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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by the way, you can say "knock knock" and when they say "who's there" you say "disco". When they say "disco who?", you say "disco-nnected" and disconnect.

Quote from: SirIngusBingus on July 10, 2009, 01:00:12 PM

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That's a deep conversation, right there.

I know. Can you believe it? :P

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You: I LIKE CAPS
Stranger: YOU MEAN BILLY MAYS?
You: NO
You: WHO ARE YOU?
Stranger: IM SOMEONE
You: NO YOU'RE A STRANGER
Stranger: A STRANGER WITH CANDY
You: REESES BIG CUPS?
You: SKITTLES?
You: POP TARTS?
Stranger: I HAVE EVERYTHING
You: MILK CHOCLATE?
Stranger: ANYTHING YOU CAN NAME
Stranger: ITS IN MY BIG VAN THOUGH
You: IS IT SOUND PROOF?
Stranger: YES
Stranger: OF COURSE
You: RUMBLE PROOF?
Stranger: YES OF COURSE
Stranger: OBVIOUSLY
You: NO WINDOWS EXCEPT FOR A LITTLE PEEP HOLE?
Stranger: ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS GO IN AND GET THE CANDY
Stranger: YESSSS
You: DOES IT HAVE A LOAKING DEVICE?
You: CLOAKING*
Stranger: YES
You: CAN IT FLY?
Stranger: YES OF COURSE
You: CAN IS SPIT FIREBALLS
Stranger: YES. WHAT VAN CAN'T?
You: CAN IT FART?
You: CAN IT
You: CAN IT EAT?
Stranger: YES. IT CAN DO EVERYTHING YOU CAN NAME
You: CAN IT POOP?
You: CAN IT CAN CAN CAN
You: CAN IT CAN IT
You: CAN IT CAN IT CAN IT CAN IT CAN IT CAN IT CAN IT CAN IT CAN IT CAN IT CAN IT CAN IT CAN IT CAN IT CAN IT CAN IT CAN IT CAN IT CAN IT CAN IT CAN IT CAN IT CAN IT CAN IT CAN IT CAN IT CAN IT CAN IT CAN IT CAN IT CAN IT CAN IT CAN IT CAN IT CAN IT CAN IT CAN IT CAN IT CAN IT CAN IT CAN IT CAN IT CAN IT CAN IT CAN IT CAN IT CAN IT CAN IT CAN IT CAN IT CAN IT CAN IT CAN IT CAN IT CAN IT CAN IT CAN IT CAN IT CAN IT CAN IT CAN IT CAN IT CAN IT CAN IT CAN IT CAN IT CAN IT CAN IT CAN IT CAN IT CAN IT CAN IT CAN IT CAN IT CAN IT CAN IT CAN IT CAN IT CAN IT CAN IT CAN IT CAN IT CAN IT CAN IT CAN IT CAN IT CAN IT CAN IT CAN IT CAN IT CAN IT CAN IT CAN IT CAN IT CAN IT CAN IT CAN IT CAN IT CAN IT CAN IT CAN IT CAN IT CAN IT CAN IT CAN IT CAN IT CAN IT CAN IT CAN IT CAN IT CAN IT CAN IT CAN IT CAN IT CAN IT CAN IT CAN IT CAN IT CAN IT CAN IT V
Stranger: YES JUST GET IN THE VAN
You: CAN IT CAN IT CAN IT CAN IT CAN IT CAN IT CAN IT CAN IT CAN IT CAN IT CAN IT CAN IT CAN IT CAN IT CAN IT CAN IT CAN IT CAN IT CAN IT CAN IT CAN IT V
You: BUT IS IT WHITE?
You: OR IS THE VAN RED?
Stranger: NO, ITS RAINBOW COLORED
You: IS THE INTERIOR HAVE CLOTH? BECAUSE IM ALLERGIC TO FUR
Stranger: OF COURSE NOT
You: IS IT METAL?
Stranger: YES. THATS HOW IT CANT RUMBLE
You: BUT IM ALLERGIC TO METAL!
Stranger: OH NO
Stranger: I HAVE ANOTHER VAN
You: BUT IM ALLERGIC TO VANS
Stranger: A JEEP
Stranger: OR MY HOUSE
You: JEEP IS MAD COW DISEASE TO ME
You: AND MY MOM SAYS I CANT LEAVE 10 FEET FROM HER
Stranger: YOUR MOM CAN COME
You: SHES WORKING RIGHT NOW
Stranger: WE CAN HAVE A THREESO--- I MEAN... TEA PARTY
You: PLUS THE JEEP HAS METAL!
You: BUT IM ALLERGIC TO TEA!
Stranger: COKE.
You: COKE HAS SUGAR WHICH KILLS ME
Stranger: FINE
Stranger: THEN DONT COME
Stranger: E
Stranger: GOOD BYE
You: OK
You: CANDY?
Stranger: YES
You: YOU PROMIESD CANDY
Stranger: HERE HAVE IT
You: GO GET IT OUT OF THE VAN
Stranger: -SHOVS CANDY TO YOU-
Stranger: IT KILLED YOU
Stranger: YOU CANT HAVE SUGAR
You: NO
Stranger: REMEMBER?
You: CANDY IS MY TRUE POWER
Stranger: I HAVE TO GO
Stranger: GOODBYE
You: CANDY IS MY LSD MEDICINE
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I always win.

That was amazing.

Quote from: SuperFireKirby on July 10, 2009, 05:51:37 PMThat was amazing.

No ones molesting me on my watch.

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Stranger: hello 26m ger you?
You: Ger to you too!
Stranger: ?
Stranger: :)
You: ?
You: :(
Stranger: who are you
You: I'm not quite sure.
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You: And you?
Stranger: im fine,thanks
Stranger: where are U from
You: *tomato throwing commences*
You: I'm from a place.
You: On Earth.
Stranger: uh huh
You: *tomato throwing ceases temporarily*
You: *tomato throwing commences again*
Stranger: ?
You: *tomato throwing continues*
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You: Rolf Harris.
Stranger: martin
You: Bono
Stranger: jhon
You: Jhon to you too.
You: Egbert.
Stranger: jhon to you to again
You: Jhon be awesome.
You: Whatever that is.
You: But in the grand scheme of things, Egbert wins.
You: Are you Egbert?
You: EGBERT!
You: It's been so long!
You: I see.
You: Knock knock.
You: Knock Knock.
Stranger: i can speak english well so i translated now
You: Okay.
You: That is good.
Stranger: where you from
You: I are from MArs.
You: MARS
You: MARS DAMMIT
You: KNOCK KNOCK
Stranger: dong dong
You: Knock knock joke!
You: >:(
You: Knock knock
You: Stranger is typing...
You: Knock knock
Stranger: tell me about yourself
You: I are from Mars.
You: MARS
You: MARS DAMMIT
You: KNOCK KNOCK
Stranger: more
You: Smores are awesome, indeed.
You: I are from Pluto.
You: PLUTO
You: PLUTO DAMMIT
You: KNOCK KNOCK
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You: http://www.hellohowareyoutoday.com/
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You: Andrew?
You: If it's you, my email is rudolph624_tree@gmail.com
Stranger: whoz andrew?
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Stranger: hello
You: Tent my toe.
Stranger: wtf...
You: Tell my gall bladder it's too igloo.
You: Sign me up for soccer class, Debra!
Stranger: ahhhaaa
Stranger: okay
You: I was raised by a cup of coffee.
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You: If I said I hated you...
You: Would you:
You: A) Cry
You: B) Bomb the US
You: C) Eat Pie
You: D) Indifferent to the matter, seeing as I'm a complete stranger.
Stranger: z) fuck off
You: E) Eat more pie.
You: Z) you chose.
You: You were killed by Hans Zimmerman's left shoe.
Stranger: im osama
You: The -man was for good measure.
Stranger: im brother of obama
You: You're Obama?
Stranger: obama osama
Stranger: no, osama
You: Brother of Osama?
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: im gona nuke you, look to sky kid
You: Tricked fail.
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Stranger: hey!
You: *raps*
Stranger: from?
You: Reach for the sky, it's the FBI!
You: */raps*
Stranger: fcuk!
You: Fcuk?
You: I no speak Latin.
Stranger: aha ?f-m?
You: F-M?
You: GHIJKL
Stranger: ya
You: Total, man.
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Stranger: KD O POVO DO BRASIIIIIIIIIL???
You: YA
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AND NOW for some of my talks, translated to a random language and back to English. See if you can decipher it! ;)


It link servant... 
You now talk with a strange chance one.  Say hello! 
An advice:  The "asl" is annoying.  Please it finds something more interesting converse about! 
The strange one: hey
You:  Having it agree, costly friend. 
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The person: heuyu
who does not become acquainted with it is stranger:: heyy
you: you know and this ham is really good!
Am I the person who, wish and do not become acquainted with you: a little?
The person needless to say you: here you who does not become acquainted with it goes!
The you:*ham*
the person: who creeps do not become acquainted with it the one [the crane nature plant]
you: yes who yes it is the wear.
You: I no I talk the trawl.
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A few of my scary ones.

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Stranger: hey, m or f and what's up?
You: HEY
You: GET IN MY VAN
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You: Dude am I gonna pick you up tonight for the big party?
Stranger: no sorry boo
You: But you can't bail out now!
Stranger: well i am going on a date with ma bf
You: But...I thought we had something...
Stranger: naah hun we ddnt
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You: Would you like the blue or red pill?
Stranger: hi
Stranger: blue
You: Ok, here take it.
Stranger: why
You: Swallow it.
Stranger: no
You: Ok, what about the red pill then?
Stranger: no why
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You: Hello sir.
Stranger: hi thar.
You: I got a huge gash in my thigh.
Stranger: No way lad. D:
You: My heart rate is getting slower, is that ok?
Stranger: Yes.
Stranger: Yes it is ;D
You: But I feel dizzy...
You: I'm not gonna make it.
Stranger: BE STRONG D:<
You: I will write my will to you, make sure to save it.
Stranger: o_O
You: Ok, I leave my 3 dollars to my nephew.
You: And my Tic-Tacs to my dad.
You: And my box to my son.
You: And this carton of milk to you my friend.
Stranger: im sleepy .. =.=
Stranger: AND WAT
Stranger: i want a plastic spoon D:<
You: Oh man i'm seeing colors.
You: Before i die...
You: You can have my Secret mansion.
You: AHH THE GASH!
Stranger: =.=
Stranger: yaaaawn *
You: It's at 4005 Maple leaf drive in Texas.
You: Goodbye world...
You: And more importantly...
Stranger: BYE : D
You: You my friend...
Stranger: :]
You: I never had a true friend...
Stranger: byebye sir BD
You: Please say you are my friend...it's my last request in life.
Stranger: you're my ..
You: Please...
Stranger: FWUIIEEEND
You: I beg you...
Stranger: o.O
You: Thank you. Now I can die with no regrets...
Stranger: OKAY
Stranger: bye bye : D
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Stranger: im michael jackson
You: again?
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You: Jacob?
Stranger: Drake?
You: Yeah
Stranger: DUDE ITS YOU!
You: DUCKS!
Stranger: wassup man
Stranger: i miss you
You: stuff
You: I miss you too
Stranger: man i wish i could suck your dick right now but
Stranger: ive been busy lately
Stranger: taking care of the kids
You: Don't worry, I'm performing such deeds upon myself in your name
Stranger: alright thats cool
You: Oh and I'll take care of your kids for you, if you catch my drift
Stranger: awwww drake you shouldnt
Stranger: will you?
You: Yeah
Stranger: alright starting tommrow alright?
You: So long as you have some spare trash bags and some windex
Stranger: yeah yeah yeah
Stranger: i know the drill
You: Just checking
Stranger: damn
Stranger: why do we have so many kids
You: i don't know
Stranger: damn i knew i shouldnt been drunk so many times
Stranger: i have 24 kids and impregnated 28 woman
Stranger: tell me drake hows that possible man?
You: it's like being at a shooting range aimed towards a playground if you play your cards right
Stranger: yeah i guess your right
You: just like the price
Stranger: mmmhmm
Stranger: you still have it?
You: yeah
Stranger: mmmmm
Stranger: baking cookies lately?
You: yeah
You: lots
Stranger: mmm sounds delicous
Stranger: what flavor?
You: cookie flavored
Stranger: ooooo
Stranger: sounds delicous
Stranger: i heard you got in trouble with the police
Stranger: what happen?
You: that kid came out of nowhere
You: I was so shocked that I just had to punch him
You: stupid toddlers
Stranger: oh man
Stranger: thats exactly what tim said
You: i know, i was there
Stranger: then i punched tim in the face
Stranger: because i thought he was lieing]
Stranger: god man
Stranger: i should sorry right?
You: it's quite the common case
Stranger: hmph
Stranger: so any swamp rats lately?
You: nope
Stranger: no chinks ?
You: just a few, don't tell anyone that I'm dishonorable to my diet
Stranger: alright alright
Stranger: what about (hate word)?
You: nope
Stranger: sand (hate word)?
You: possibly
Stranger: oh i see
Stranger: what about them skinheads?
You: My diet is mostly comprised of children until this illness of mine clears up
Stranger: ah i see
Stranger: same here
Stranger: but i masturbate to kiddie porn
Stranger: its pretty gruesome
You: Who doesn't?
Stranger: bill gates
You: Of course
You: he invented love
Stranger: of course
Stranger: he inveted straightness?
Stranger: fuck him
You: partially
You: yeah
Stranger: he should be hanged
You: hanged from the highest tower of my mancastle
Stranger: good thing we got that obama on our side
Stranger: hes gay
You: he's not wearing hockey pads, unfortunately
Stranger: yeah i know
Stranger: what about john?
You: john has no say in the matter
Stranger: whats he been up to lately?
Stranger: no shit?
You: yes, shit
Stranger: haha
You: lots and lots of shit
Stranger: haha
Stranger: what about keegan?
You: he was delicious
Stranger: oh man
Stranger: i wouldnt it
Stranger: i mean i wanted it
You: I'll save you some next time
Stranger: drake why do you always gotta take the fun
Stranger: everytime man
Stranger: you gotta stop it man
You: I'm sorry, my hunger gets the best of me
Stranger: i know i know
Stranger: i dont blame you
Stranger: so what happen to Jack?
Stranger: I heard he got in a fight with tim
You: he did?
You: ooh
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: he beat the shit out of tim
You: poor tim
Stranger: because he slept with his husband
You: always getting shit beaten out of him
Stranger: i know
Stranger: i should see him
You: doesn't he know that everyone sleeps with his husband?
Stranger: i know
Stranger: ive done it 25 times
You: a new record, eh?
Stranger: yep
Stranger: i think charlie has done it over 56 times
You: wow
You: lucky charlie
Stranger: nah he aint lucky
Stranger: jack found out about charlie
Stranger: he slit his throat
You: that sucks
Stranger: i know]
You: poor charlie
Stranger: would you sleep with jack?
You: already have
Stranger: oh yeah did you know when tim was halving sex with jack
Stranger: he figured out jack had a vagina
Stranger: it was so disgusting
You: poor tim and jack and his vagina
Stranger: how come you never found out
Stranger: you slept with him?
You: I hadn't paid too much attention
Stranger: ohhh i see
Stranger: he drugged you?
You: yep
You: aquadots
Stranger: ah what an asshole
You: roofies but for artistic kids
Stranger: yep
You: such a shame
Stranger: i know
Stranger: you seen any mexicans lately
Stranger: you know running around with their little knives
You: yeah
You: i was beaten for taking one of their knifes
Stranger: who?
Stranger: who beat you?
You: carlos
Stranger: CARLOS?
You: yeah
Stranger: You mean our 6th grade bully?
You: yep
Stranger: you want me to kill him?
You: he turned mexican since then
You: and yes
Stranger: I got an m1 right here
Stranger: alright when
Stranger: schedule
Stranger: im open on mondays through fridays
You: tuesday would be great for a carlos shooting
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: you want me to torture him?
Stranger: rip his nut sacks off one at a time?
You: that'd be awesome
Stranger: and then finally his dick?
You: yes
Stranger: or do you want to keep his dick as a souvinear?
You: I could totally hang it from my rearview mirror
Stranger: haha nice
Stranger: alright tuesday it is
You: yep
Stranger: wait man
Stranger: it is tuesday>
You: OH NO IT IS!!!
Stranger: shit
You: is there enough preparation time?
Stranger: no
You: darn.
Stranger: i need to get all my gear
Stranger: tommorow?
You: sounds good
Stranger: ill come to your house with his dick dangling from your mirror
You: I can't wait
Stranger: haha
Stranger: so what are we going to do with tim?
You: we should get him a date
Stranger: the poor bastard been taking coke
Stranger: a date?
You: yeah
Stranger: hes an ugly ass guy though?
You: yeah but it would do wonders for his skin
Stranger: how are we gonna find someone handsome for him?
Stranger: yeah i guess your right
Stranger: still
You: yeah
You: It'll be a difficult quest
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: so what you up to lately?
You: making cookie flavored cookies
Stranger: mmmhhmmmhmm
Stranger: you make cookies the best
You: it's my secret ingredient
Stranger: but i make sex way better
You: yeah
Stranger: what time is it right now drake?
You: time to kill carlos
Stranger: i told you
Stranger: i need exactly 6 hours to prepare
Stranger: i dont want to go to jail
Stranger: with all those woman
You: are you going to pack a hammer?
Stranger: yeah
You: i see
Stranger: im gonna cut his balls off
Stranger: and then smash them in front of his face
You: is that what the hammer's purpose is?
Stranger: yup
You: nice.
Stranger: also for breaking his kneecaps so he doesn't run
Stranger: or should i should him in the kneecaps?
You: both
Stranger: yeah your right
Stranger: the more the merrier
You: then rub lemon flavored salt in his wounds
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: that would make him suffer
You: very much so
Stranger: that fuckin immigrant
Stranger: he should never had touch you
Stranger: dont worry i got your back
You: thanks
Stranger: no problem man
Stranger: so
Stranger: wheres john mccain
You: sleeping with a wife
Stranger: heard he slept with his own sons
You: again?
Stranger: oh really?
Stranger: haha
Stranger: what a double crosser
You: i know, right
Stranger: he so fuckin slick]
Stranger: man i wish i was like him
You: slick like his elderly hair
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: too bad hes in the Ku klux klan
You: such a shame
Stranger: i know
Stranger: well drake gotta go kill carlos
Stranger: later man
You: see you later
Stranger: alright
Stranger: take care
You: you too
Stranger: and make sure you dont over do it with the kids
You: I'll try
Stranger: by tommorow his dick will be on your mirror
Stranger: cool?
You: cool.
Stranger: alright
You: alright
Stranger: take care drake
You: you too
Stranger: yeah
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wow

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[bandwagon]

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^ Lol, nice xD

that was my phrase originally and then EVERYONE STOLE IT!!!!!

Quote from: SuperFireKirby on July 17, 2009, 09:42:50 AMthat was my phrase originally and then EVERYONE STOLE IT!!!!!

But it's awesome! XD

Here's an interesting *ahem* conversation...


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Stranger: hey
Stranger: ask me anything
You: no.
Stranger: ok
Stranger: well I don't see this conversation going very well
Stranger: maybe you should disconnect
You: no.
Stranger: ok
You: no.
Stranger: ok
You: no.
Stranger: oh baby don't stop
You: no.
Stranger: i'm about to cum
You: no.
Stranger: don't stop
You: no.
Stranger: keep going
You: no.
Stranger: yes
You: no.
Stranger: yes
You: no.
Stranger: okay I came
Stranger: thanks
You: no.
You: no.
You: See ya!
You have disconnected.

okay... a little odd.

Exactly. :P


Here's another...


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You: Are you the FBI?
You: FBI ?
Stranger: no
Stranger: why
You: Coz you're the FBI!
Stranger: ru afraid of something
You: I'm afraid of the FBI.
You: THEY'RE COMING TAH GET ME!
Stranger: they are seaching you?
You: No.
You: They just scare the crap outta me.
You: I'm reporting you to the FBI.
You: No reason.
You: I just wanna.
Stranger: it s useless
Stranger: i have someone protect me
You: Is his name Butler, by any chance?
Stranger: no
Stranger: his name is chunge
You: Chunge. Strange name. Origins?
You: HELPMETHEYRECOMINGTAHGETME!!!!!!!!!!!
You have disconnected.


And another... for Russian, I'll put in the text as translated by total electronic crap in brackets.

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Stranger: hello
You: hello
Stranger: where are you from?
You: Earth.
You: You?
You: How are the kids, by the by?
You: It's been so long.
You: DENNIS!!!!
You: *hugs*
Stranger: speak russian?
You: No, but I can use a translator.
You: Как жизнь? (How life?)
Stranger: Замечательно (It is noticeable)
You: Эти носки слишком большие! (These noses edges are too great!)
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Stranger: bah, é voce ?
You: sir, this parking space is for the handicapped only
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Stranger: The Game
You: which one, E.T?
You: I heard that game rocked
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Stranger: hey
Stranger: 18 m
You: 18 minutes left?!?!?
You: THATS NOT ENOUGH TIME!!!
Stranger: not enough time for what?
You: WE CANT ESCAPE THE EXPLOSION!!!
Stranger: sure you can
You: THE BOMBS GOING TO GO OFF ANY SECOND NOW!!!
You: AGGHHH!!!
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Stranger: hallo :)
You: hollow?
You: like a tree?
You: or, just some trees
You: depends if a squirrel would want to live in it
You: that's the system
You: If a squirrel doesn't approve, it isn't hollow
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^ LoL, nice xD

Sorry aboot the long post :/, but it was the most amazing conversation I have ever had

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You: ASL
Stranger: thats boring
You: what gives you that idea?
You: ASL is quite entertaining
You: always knows what to say at the right time
Stranger: cuz Omegle told me its boring, DUH
You: never lets a party go dull
Stranger: yeah it does
You: Omegle is feeding you, but that in which it is feeding you is poisoned
Stranger: last time i met someone in person they said "asl" i knocked his ass out!
You: where was his ass after that?
You: If you knock one's ass out, it has to land somewhere
Stranger: where his face was
You: and where did his face go?
Stranger: his mom's house
You: Was his mom happy to see him?
Stranger: im sure she was, what mother isnt happy to see their child's face?
You: A drunk one
Stranger: true, but those are the rare drunks that hate their kids
You: quite so
Stranger: only when they're drunk of course
Stranger: when they're sober they hate themselves
Stranger: only to hit the bottle and continue the vicious cycle
You: would seeing an ass where a guy's face was the moment before cheer them up?
Stranger: it would cheer me up, i wouldnt know about the angry drunks
Stranger: do you think it would cheer them up?
You: I'd think that would cheer anyone up
Stranger: fair enough
You: fairs have ferris wheels
You: if you're lucky
Stranger: are you hating on ferris wheels?
You: totally
Stranger: you've lost points
You: what's that bring my score to?
Stranger: 17 3/4
You: well, that's still good
Stranger: out of 150
You: Would it increase my score if I told you that my hating is justified by the fact that a ferris wheel called my wife fat?
Stranger: ah, one of those rare cases i see
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: gotta think about that for a sec
Stranger: okay, ill go easy on you
Stranger: 18 3/4 - you're making progress
You: huzzah
Stranger: a carnie called my girlfriend fat once
You: did you replace his face with an ass?
Stranger: big time
You: nice
Stranger: and by big time i mean there was urine, cat hair, and a hairdryer involved
You: no straws?
Stranger: nah, straws didnt cross my mind at the time
You: yeah
You: happens to me a lot
Stranger: word
You: office
Stranger: excel
You: powerpoint
Stranger: wordpad
You: entourage
Stranger: solitare
You: internet explorer
Stranger: works
You: my network places
Stranger: windows
You: paint
Stranger: minesweeper
You: recycle bin
Stranger: computer
You: my documents
Stranger: new folder
You: windows movie maker
Stranger: calculator
You: internet hearts
Stranger: backup and restore center
You: solution center
Stranger: defender
You: software manager
Stranger: media player
You: activesync
Stranger: update
You: quicktime
Stranger: thats mac!
You: darn.
You: symantec
Stranger: nah, game over
You: darn
Stranger: you still got 7 1/4 points from it though
You: woo
Stranger: 26 points, good job sir/madam
You: thank you
Stranger: you're welcome
Stranger: do you has a bukkit?
You: yes
Stranger: me too!
You: but he took it
Stranger: i hope he doesnt take mine
You: you could hide it
You: maybe in another bukkit
Stranger: good call!
Stranger: but wait
Stranger: what if he steals THAT bukkit?
You: then you hide it in another one
Stranger: but what if he steals THAT one as well?
You: three bukkits put together makes one bukkit with an anti-thrft system installed
You: theft
Stranger: thats genius!
You: thank the bukkit company
Stranger: i do every day
Stranger: that bukkit has changed mah life
You: it must appreciate you very much
Stranger: the only downside of the bukkit is it likes to blurt out racist jokes when theres company
You: I'm sure they understande
You: hold the e, of course
You: that e just wanted to be a part of things
You: and it absolutely ruined the word understand
Stranger: like mah bukkit with its racist jokes
You: yes
Stranger: im glad theres someone out there who understands my struggles, and my joy of mah bukkit
You: I'm not surprised
Stranger: omg
Stranger: i think he's here
You: OH NO!!!
Stranger: LOOKING FOR MAH BUKKIT!
You: DO YOU HAVE THE 3-BUKKIT ANTI THEFT?
Stranger: YES!
You: GOOD
Stranger: i think its holding up for the moment
Stranger: but hes clever
You: not as clever as racist bukkits
Stranger: i hope not
Stranger: oh crap
Stranger: mah bukkit just told a racist joke!
You: OH NO!
Stranger: ITS EXPOSED
Stranger: HE'S STEALING MAH BUKKIT!!!!!!
Stranger: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: GET THE ANTI BUKKIT KIDNAPPING DEVICE FROM YOUR POCKET!
You: ITS YOUR ONLY HOPE!
Stranger: WILSONNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: TOM HANKKKS
Stranger: WILSONNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: WILSON
Stranger: mah bukkit's gone..... :(
You: Maybe the store has some left
Stranger: no store has mah bukkit
You: is there any way to track him down?
Stranger: maybe if i follow the echo of racist jokes
You: now that's a plan
Stranger: nope
Stranger: no echo
Stranger: sigh..........
You: aww man
You: I'm so sorry
Stranger: its okay
Stranger: i think its time to part ways with mah bukkit
Stranger: all good things must end, right?
You: yeah :(
Stranger: it was inevitable
Stranger: he would come and steal mah bukkit
Stranger: and he did
Stranger: :,(
You: I know how you feel, mah bukkit was jacked in the same manner
Stranger: maybe they're together now
Stranger: wherever he takes them
You: that's a good thought
Stranger: mah bukkit telling racist joke after racist joke
Stranger: does your bukkit enjoy racist jokes?
You: it does
Stranger: they're get along fine
You: yeah
Stranger: all right, ive made peace, and now i must go
Stranger: thank you for helping me through this
You: it was no problem
Stranger: goodbye, stranger with a cool bukkit
You: goodbye stranger with an equally cool bukkit
Stranger: au revoir
You: see you
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

lol

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Stranger: AVAST YE
Stranger: WE ARE UNDER JOLLY ROGER
You:
Hey, never deny the awesomeness of the Smart Car. Or the strange little buggy thing that I'm not completely sure actually works if I was to use it for transporting purposes on a Monday morning on my trip to school 12 kilometres away next to which there is a McDonald's outlet where I occasionally buy a McChicken with no lettuce from if I can't be bother with dinner or I don't have the time due to commitments that take priority over a decent meal that doesn't taste half as good as one which would be made at home in the kitchen with cooking utensils which are standard in many households such as a pot, frying pan and perhaps a spoon which I happen to use all the time for no apparent reason but it sure is damn useful for things like egg and spoon races which require you to bring your own spoon but they supply the eggs which is quite weird but don't take this as though I've ever run an egg and spoon race before though I probably did in 2nd Grade and just can't remember properly but these days I have no intention of doing so which excludes the sack race because I've hopped one of those before and it sure is awesome to continually trip over much to your teammates' dismay but I don't give a crap because the look on their faces is freaking priceless, like you know how sometimes you don't care if you do something so long as you're disrupting someone's life and making them pull a priceless face that you remember forever even though I don't have the best memory in the world and stuff I can still remember a good priceless face or two, especially when you speed in a school zone and all of the kids and parents just stare at you like you're some kinda maniac which you are because you're driving this horrific auto that nobody likes but yourself even though it has no doors or windows and runs like a wrestler on helium that is if they were to inhale it at some point but nevertheless now you all understand why the car I selected is total crap and all your cars including the Pink Lily car are, like 3.141592654 times more awesome than that one I chose.
Stranger: GARR
Stranger: DAMN YOU COLE!!
You: DAMN.
You: YOU WIN.
Stranger: Once again
Stranger: Too easy
You: Did you even bother reading that?
Stranger: I'm a fast reader, but no, I just skimmed.
Stranger: It's a train of consiousness, I can tell
Stranger: Stream, not train
Stranger: I must have been listening to Dream Theater
You: Train of thought?
Stranger: Yes
You: Exactly
Stranger: Because mallprog is pretty sweet apparently
You: Awesome.
Stranger: Well now this was a nice meeting
You: Indeed it was.
Stranger: Pop by in the thread
Stranger: To show it was legit
You: Okay...
You: Um...
You: Hmm.
You: I'm not quite sure what you mean by that.
Stranger: Then you aren't Cole
You: No.
Stranger: Then you lie
You: No.
Stranger: You know what happens to liars?
You: I never said I was Cole.
You: You assumed.
You: And assuming makes an ASS out of U and ME!
You: ;D
Stranger: That joke was below even his standards
Stranger: But still, I did assume
Stranger: Looking back, it was a good assumption
You: Exactly.
You: Therefore...
You: I win.
Stranger: Or did you
Stranger: just
Stranger: lose
Stranger: the game
You: Damn.
You: I had it going for three freaking months!
Stranger: My brother gets me every fucking day
Stranger: I make sure everybody around me loses as well
Stranger: It's a revenge against the world thing
You: Oh.
You: Well.
You: Fair enough.
Stranger: Indeed
Stranger: Well, not-Cole
Stranger: I'm off to troll elsewhere
Stranger: We may meet again in the future
Stranger: Nacht
You: I agree.
You: Nacht.
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Hmm. I apologise to those who lost The Game by reading that. :P

And some more...


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You: Hey, never deny the awesomeness of the Smart Car. Or the strange little buggy thing that I'm not completely sure actually works if I was to use it for transporting purposes on a Monday morning on my trip to school 12 kilometres away next to which there is a McDonald's outlet where I occasionally buy a McChicken with no lettuce from if I can't be bother with dinner or I don't have the time due to commitments that take priority over a decent meal that doesn't taste half as good as one which would be made at home in the kitchen with cooking utensils which are standard in many households such as a pot, frying pan and perhaps a spoon which I happen to use all the time for no apparent reason but it sure is damn useful for things like egg and spoon races which require you to bring your own spoon but they supply the eggs which is quite weird but don't take this as though I've ever run an egg and spoon race before though I probably did in 2nd Grade and just can't remember properly but these days I have no intention of doing so which excludes the sack race because I've hopped one of those before and it sure is awesome to continually trip over much to your teammates' dismay but I don't give a crap because the look on their faces is freaking priceless, like you know how sometimes you don't care if you do something so long as you're disrupting someone's life and making them pull a priceless face that you remember forever even though I don't have the best memory in the world and stuff I can still remember a good priceless face or two, especially when you speed in a school zone and all of the kids and parents just stare at you like you're some kinda maniac which you are because you're driving this horrific auto that nobody likes but yourself even though it has no doors or windows and runs like a wrestler on helium that is if they were to inhale it at some point but nevertheless now you all understand why the car I selected is total crap and all your cars including the Pink Lily car are, like 3.141592654 times more awesome than that one I chose.
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Above happened about five times in a row. :P



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You: Hey, never deny the awesomeness of the Smart Car. Or the strange little buggy thing that I'm not completely sure actually works if I was to use it for transporting purposes on a Monday morning on my trip to school 12 kilometres away next to which there is a McDonald's outlet where I occasionally buy a McChicken with no lettuce from if I can't be bother with dinner or I don't have the time due to commitments that take priority over a decent meal that doesn't taste half as good as one which would be made at home in the kitchen with cooking utensils which are standard in many households such as a pot, frying pan and perhaps a spoon which I happen to use all the time for no apparent reason but it sure is damn useful for things like egg and spoon races which require you to bring your own spoon but they supply the eggs which is quite weird but don't take this as though I've ever run an egg and spoon race before though I probably did in 2nd Grade and just can't remember properly but these days I have no intention of doing so which excludes the sack race because I've hopped one of those before and it sure is awesome to continually trip over much to your teammates' dismay but I don't give a crap because the look on their faces is freaking priceless, like you know how sometimes you don't care if you do something so long as you're disrupting someone's life and making them pull a priceless face that you remember forever even though I don't have the best memory in the world and stuff I can still remember a good priceless face or two, especially when you speed in a school zone and all of the kids and parents just stare at you like you're some kinda maniac which you are because you're driving this horrific auto that nobody likes but yourself even though it has no doors or windows and runs like a wrestler on helium that is if they were to inhale it at some point but nevertheless now you all understand why the car I selected is total crap and all your cars including the Pink Lily car are, like 3.141592654 times more awesome than that one I chose.
Stranger: wow
Stranger: your name is Edwin?
Stranger: I know a boy, that like this things!
Stranger: is u?
You: Is not me.
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You: Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: shit that sucks
You: Bad luck, man.
Stranger: id say
You: Maybe you should endeavour to find a more interesting conversational partner that doesn't disconnect on you.
You: Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: probably.
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You: Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: nooooooooooo
You: Your conversational partner has reconnected.
Stranger: my life is ended.
You: My life is Dan.
Stranger: Dan in real life?
You: To be honest....
You: I know no Dan.
Stranger: :(
Stranger: sad state of affairs..
You: Yeah...
You: I'm surrounded by Kush, and Vincent, and Tim.
Stranger: oh. ew.
You: Interpretation fail.
Stranger: well, at least tim is a 3 letter name...
You: Yes.
Stranger: close to dan but still...
You: Okay.
You: I'm leaving now.
Stranger: poopballs.
You: Damn.
You: You win.
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Stranger: i wanna lick you seductively
You: I agree
You: Can I, in turn, bite off some skin in a convincing manner?
Stranger: yessss baby
Stranger: anything
You: Can I gnaw at you instinctively?
You: Can I dance you immediately?
Stranger: yeah :)
You: can I...... apply you individually?
Stranger: umm
Stranger: i was supposed to be the creeper in this convo
You: Can I also fly you imaginatively?
You: Well your duties have been transferred
Stranger: ive noticed
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Stranger: hi
You: I own two cats
You: they are quite overweight
Stranger: i own two dogs
You: I also own a dog, he is a chihuahua and he is quite fat
Stranger: man
Stranger: why are they so fat
You: I have no idea
You: It just happened i guess
Stranger: well u fed them
Stranger: and didn't excersiced them
You: But I fed them normal amounts
You: but how do i go about exercising cats?
Stranger: with playing
Stranger: like balls
You: cats do so love balls
Stranger: yeah they go nuts
You: they go nuts over balls
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Stranger: hi
You: think I failed..
Stranger: why??
You: cauz i cant drink hilk
You: milk
Stranger: oh
Stranger: sorry
You: think I failed..
Stranger: how old?
You: 46
Stranger: 98
You: oh
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Quote from: WiiMan96 on July 17, 2009, 03:19:24 PMYou: Is his name Butler, by any chance?

I just got that Artemis Fowl reference. But I only read it twice so yeah.

Quote from: SuperFireKirby on August 09, 2009, 10:03:26 AM

Quote from: WiiMan96 on July 17, 2009, 03:19:24 PMYou: Is his name Butler, by any chance?

I just got that Artemis Fowl reference. But I only read it twice so yeah.

Yeah, I'm reading them now. But I don't know, by the sounds of Chunge, a battle of epic proportions might soon take place!  ;D

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Stranger: i wanna lick you seductively
You: I agree
You: Can I, in turn, bite off some skin in a convincing manner?
Stranger: yessss baby
Stranger: anything
You: Can I gnaw at you instinctively?
You: Can I dance you immediately?
Stranger: yeah Smiley
You: can I...... apply you individually?
Stranger: umm
Stranger: i was supposed to be the creeper in this convo
You: Can I also fly you imaginatively?
You: Well your duties have been transferred
Stranger: ive noticed
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That one is very good. But you can meet anyone on Omegle.

Best conversation I've had in a while.

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You: If I could fall into the sky do you think time would pass me by?
Stranger: I know that lyric.
You: You know I'd walk 1000 miles if I could just
You: see
You: you
You: ...
You: tonight!
Stranger: xD
Yeahhh
thats sweet of you.
You: You welcome Miss Mary Josephine.
You: So how's the wife and kids?
Stranger: My wife is non existant nowadays, since i'm gay and such
my kids
and still sperm right now
You: So how's the husband and friends kids?
Stranger: my husband is good thanks
and the friends kids are fine.
You: That's good.
You: My obese wife got ran over by a car driven by our pet monkey yesterday.
You: I told not to let the monkey drive.
You: But that bitch just doesn't listen.
Stranger: Aw, I'm sorry to hear.
You: So how's your day?
Stranger: Its been good.
And yours?
You: Great.
You: Say... do you know where babies come from? Because I've been meaning to find out.
Stranger: yes
inside womans vaginas.
Stranger: Now, if you'll excuse me
I have to go shoot a load into my husband
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Here's an interesting one about the FBI and Osama Bin Laden.

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You: Hello, guess where I am from! You can ask YES and NO questions!
Stranger: hey
Stranger: u FBI
If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it.
Stranger: or cia
Stranger: CIA
You: The FBI is a myth.
Stranger: i m frm FBI
If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it.
You: The FBI is a conspericy theory.
Stranger: no
You: yes
Stranger: u wim
Stranger: k
Stranger: win
You: What do I wi?
Stranger: sarcasm
Stranger: haha
You: FBI?
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: me fbi
Stranger: me cum arrest u
Stranger: me evil agency of dictatorual regime
You: Does FBI satnd for Fried Bagels Investigation?
Stranger: dictatorial**
Stranger: no FULLY bONGLED iNVESTIGATION
Stranger: u from??
You: Total CAPS FAIL!!!!
Stranger: me high
Stranger: ignre
You: Are you in an air plane?
Stranger: enGlIsh mstks
Stranger: oooooooooo
Stranger: ya in my mind
Stranger: i m flyin high
You: Hot air baloon?
Stranger: i wish
You: Mountain?
Stranger: no hot balloons 4 me
Stranger: :(

Stranger: so u frm??
You: I come from a small province in Canada known only as BOTSWANA!!!!!
Stranger: thts like totally awesome
Stranger: i m like frm pakistan
Stranger: sittin wid osama drinkin whiskey
Stranger: he says hi\
You: I thought he was in Afgahnistan?
Stranger: nopes he and bush havin slumber party at my place
Stranger: its awesome
Stranger: he says he likey u
You: Interesting...
You: so are you dipping acid right now?
Stranger: i kno
Stranger: nopes cocaine cheap in pakistan
Stranger: i like cocaine
You: Opium is cheaper.
Stranger: osama likes too
Stranger: osama says he wants tu meet u ]
Stranger: but he naughty
Stranger: he explodes
Stranger: dont get too close
You: Osama can go lick a morbidly obese man's nuts.
Stranger: dnt taunt him
Stranger: he wil explode in my place
You: Does he jave dynamite strapped on him at all times or something?
Stranger: ya
Stranger: sum kind of fetish or sumthing
You: Just in case an american soldier happens to walk in on him while hes taking a shower in his own filth?
Stranger: boom boom
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