I, being the great hypocrite that I am, have decided to create this little game where you try and create a sexual situation using only Pokemon moves! Go look them up if you don't know them, Google is meant for your use.
I SHALL START.
Stun Spore!
Take Down!
Pound, pound, pound, pound...
(Be aware that you may be offended by this. In this case, please leave because nobody wants to hear your whining.)
I was thinking of making this on some other forums, so it may not work well with the NSM audience. Whatever.
Sleep powder!
Tackle!
Tail Whip!
finally another sfun forum game thats not completely retarded spam. Just retarded.
Wild Metapod used Harden! ITS DEFENSE WENT WAY UP!
Wild Metapod used String Shot! YOUR SPEED WENT WAY DOWN! D:
Best idea you've had in, like forever, Gamer.
Hypnosis
Body Slam
Body Slam
Body Slam
Body Slam
Body Slam
Body Slam
He woke up!
Struggle!
Sludge!
Splash!
Just in case any of you are lazy and have no idea what attacks there are.
http://www.serebii.net/rb/rbattacks.shtml
^Fail.
http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/List_of_moves
Complete list.
Congratulations, you're not lazy!
Your prize? Nothing!!!
He Glares
It Grows (Growth)
He Takes Down
He Binds
It Wraps
Tail Whip
He Thrashes
Outrage
His Psych goes Up
It Splashes
It Rains
It Waterfalls
It minizes.
You know what "it" means.
Bind!
Drill Peck!
EARTHQUAKE!!!
Bind...
Pound...
Pay Day!
Minimize.
Game over?
Indeed. And unfortunately the sex life of many men :'(
Hyponosis!
Submisson!
She woke up!
Seismic Toss!
Horn Drill!
I have 2 scenarios:
Growth
Growth
Growth
HE USED SECRET POWER!
It's not very effective...
He ran away!
He used Quick Attack!
She used Clamp!
He used Hydro Pump!
She used Whirlpool!
He used Withdraw!
They used Rest.
He used Horn attack.
She used growl.
He used slam.
He used bind.
He used Horn drill.
She used sing.
She used Mean Look
He used Harden
He used Peck
He used Tickle
She used Doubleslap
He used Minimize
He used Selfdestruct
He uses Role Play
She uses Submission
She uses Attack Order
He uses Psych Up
She uses Bounce
He uses Wood Hammer
Lolz, this is the wrongest topic evar. :D
Clamp!
Lick!
Sweet Kiss!
Pounce!
Tackle X100
BULLET SEED.
Rest...
Thought this would fit here...
(https://www.ninsheetmusic.org/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fverydemotivational.files.wordpress.com%2F2010%2F08%2Fdemotivational-posters-smeargle1.jpg&hash=7d6e6fa356046c37ec7c6ca622eae1d335a4fd6d)
Stuff like this has already been done. Let's see new ones, guys! (http://4chanarchive.org/brchive/59398115/sex+life+in+pokemon+moves/)
^ Link doesn't work.
Quote from: SlowPokemon on August 10, 2010, 05:08:46 PM^ Link doesn't work.
You know how some links are down for a while?
It's temporarily down.
Oops! Thanks, Oni!
I'm good with computers, but some of the most obvious things I just don't know about...
4chan sux.
Quote from: SuperFireKirby on August 11, 2010, 07:47:49 AM4chan sux.
Yeah.
That's like saying this thread sucks.
Threads are different, just because /b/ sucks doesn't mean all of 4chan does.
Well, the Gary Oak stuff came from 4chan. >__>
But in my experience, 4chan is really "crude". I remember there was this drama going on at the EGL forum where a guy from 4chan's cgl board) in a dress went to a meet up with these other girls who were convinced he was an ageplayer (and not a Lolita). Creepy!!
He used Force Palm
She used Block
He used Harden
She used Helping Hand
He used Focus Energy
She used Foresight
He used Dive
She used Constrict
He used Growth
She used Endure
He used Bide
She used Doubleslap
He used Dragon Rage
She used Revenge
He used Stockpile
She used Yawn
He used Eruption
She used Frenzy
He used Growl
She used Fake Tears
He used Facade
She used Lovely Kiss
He used Rest
She used Dream Eater
Quote from: winterkid09 on August 26, 2010, 04:48:45 PMHe used Force Palm
She used Block
He used Harden
She used Helping Hand
He used Focus Energy
She used Foresight
He used Dive
She used Constrict
He used Growth
She used Endure
He used Bide
She used Doubleslap
He used Dragon Rage
She used Revenge
He used Stockpile
She used Yawn
He used Eruption
She used Frenzy
He used Growl
She used Fake Tears
He used Facade
She used Lovely Kiss
He used Rest
She used Dream Eater
???
She used flash.
He used pin missile!!!
She used disable!!!
He can't use that move!!
He can't use that move!!
He can't use that move!!!
He can't use that move!!!
She used sonic boom!
He became confused!!
He hurt himself in the confusion!!
She went underground!!
....
She used dig!!
She used bite!
He used double-slap. "WTF."
....
She used Swallow...
He: O_o o_O
He used focus blast!!!!
She used softboiled!! (to recover)
She used egg bomb!!
He used skull bash!!
She was knocked unconscious....
Genius!!!
She used transform!
F***!!!!! STUPID TRANSVESTITES!!!
He used charm
She used transform
"He ran away using smoke ball"