Right while I was scrolling along I found a thread in one of the forums I visit (Nsider2) and I came across a thread that had 101 reasons...why Brawl sucks! I was pretty well either a combination of >:( & :o buy as I read the reasons I relized it was a joke thread so I just HAVE to show you the thread so here it is!
Word for Word (It swears)
1. The opening cinematic is composed of clips from SSE.
2. It can sometimes take up to 5 WHOLE seconds to connect to Wi-Fi.
3. It has too many control schemes, it gets confusing.
4. I don't know if Dedede is a penguin, an eagle, or some strange undersea reptile.
5. Lack of a shiny Charizard.
6. Taunts people without widescreen TVs by having widescreen support.
7. Sonic can swim.
8. Charizard can swim.
9. Squirtle can drown.
10. Luigi is too different from Mario.
11. I don't know what the hell ever happened to Wario's "nuclear explosion" fart, that trailer was false advertising.
12. ZSS doesn't have a Power Suit alt costume.
13. Dr. Mario got replaced with Lucario.
14. Where the hell is Mewtwo?!
16. Mr. Game and Watch lacks depth.
17. There are no ghosts whatsoever on Luigi's Mansion.
18. The Pirate Ship stage has graphics that completely clash with the rest of the game.
19. Tabuu is really green [adjust the color settings on the TV if he's not], why is he green?
20. Zero Suit Samus has more clothes than Kirby.
21. My TV has almost broken nearly a hundred times due to characters being KO'd into the screen.
22. It promotes violence.
23. It promotes animal cruelty.
24. Pikaman scares the shit outta me.
25. Donutman scares the shit outta Pikaman, and that only make him scarier.
26. Coin Launcher occasionally has obstacles that hinder my shooting enjoyment.
27. I suffer from drowsiness after 27+ hours of continuous play.
28. I still don't know what Dedede is.
29. The background buildings in New Pork City are 2-D.
30. It's too fun.
31. It's graphics fail compared to what you see on the PS3.
32. I don't understand how all those platforms can float.
33. You must recover!
34. Sheik doesn't use a mace, I think she should have a mace.
35. Tripping.
36. Ganondorf is too slow when compared to those such as Captain Falcon.
37. The move Thunder is called Thunder, it's frickin lightning.
38. Ice Climbers suck at climbing ice.
39. Masterpieces.
40. There aren't this many characters.
41. Where the hell is number 15?!
42. I ask again, WTF is Dedede?!
43. I miss my Mewtwo.
44. Sonic calls me "Slow."
45. Geno isn't playable.
46. Ridley isn't playable.
47. Krystal isn't playable.
48. K. Rool isn't playable.
49. The Boulder car from Excite Truck isn't playable.
50. Doesn't have enough Paper Mario crud.
51. Bowser runs like an idiot.
52. Pit may or may not be older than Snake.
53. Rayquaza is a boss for Pokemon.
54. Who gives a monkey a gun? That's just silly.
55. I've KO'd 4 [real] people with Luigi's kicky-taunt.
56. Wi-Fi may or may not have lag.
57. My Wiimote insists on being player two when I'm by myself using a Gamecube controller.
58. I can't use the Wii menu with a Gamecube controller, Brawl should have come with an update for that.
59. Some FS's are just crazy, y'know?
60. Ike's name is too short.
61. .R.O.B. has too many periods.
62. This R.O.B. doesn't.
63. Mario should friggin wears his cape, fly around, and kick the crap outta everyone.
64. Lack of body chunks flying around after a fiery explosion.
65. Dark Toon Link has creepy eyes.
66. Wario promotes obesity in small children.
67. Wario made me fat.
68. Wario sat on me.
67. Wario made me skinny.
68. Déjà vu.
69. Brawl is just 5 letters off from Satan.
70. Excite Bike isn't careful enough.
71. I sometimes eat when playing Brawl.
72. They never fully explain who eats the banana fruit and leaves the peel.
73. Squirtle stole the trademark Koopa-Shell sound effect.
74. Captain Olimar whistles out rainbow mouth farts.
75. Ness is a wannabe and thinks he's hip because he wears his hat sideways.
76. I saw ZSS eat a cheezburger.. SCANDAL! Watch your figure missy!
77. Peach can't sing for crap.
78. Daisy exists within the trophy section.
79. People can drop through platforms...WTF...
80. I lost a match on Wi-Fi one time....
81. Sandbag only moved up to item status.
82. There's a friggin real life cat in Pokemon Stadium 2. What the crud happened to all the rules?
83. There's a frilly blue butterfly man as the final boss.
84. A frilly blue butterfly man can kick your ass.
85. I think ZSS should give all her cheezburgers to that cat.
86. Luigi doesn't share his hallucinates.
87. Moltres should do more.
88. I fell down the stairs yesterday.
89. You can unlock the Tails trophy before you get Sonic.
90. Nintendog.
91. Devil.
92. Goldeen should be replaced with Magikarp.
93. Smart Bombs are stupid half the time.
94. Screw Attacks and Franklin Badges should be more identifiable.
95. Crazy Hand has seizures frequently, and they expect you to beat him up.
96. You bounce off spikes.
97. Wolf gave me the finger.
98. I got 72 KO's in Cruel Brawl without using any attacks.
99. The percentage of Geno supporters who didn't have a valid reason to support him.
100. I don't have Snake's Box.
101. There's 101 reasons why Brawl severely fails.
Even I do not know which ones are serious.
and if you want to see what other people said or just go to the site here is the link.
http://nsider2.com/forums/101-Reasons-Why-Brawl-Severely-Fails-t167095.html
Hope this wont start an uproar >___>,
Tripping is definitely annoying. As is Nintendog.
There ARE ghosts on Luigi's mansion...
Well an "average" or should I say, "normal" person would know that King Dedede is a penguin just by looking at him.
Yes, but he's definitely an abstract sort of penguin.
30. It's too fun.
So true.
Wolf gave me the finger.
#102: Its one of the buggiest games in existence. Seriously, you can tell there was a serious lack of bug testing. The tether recovery only works half the time, you can get stuck with the super scope firing forever, there are blocks in the underground part of Mushroomy Kingdom that you get stuck to until you die, etc etc.
Actually, the only thing I've found really annoying is the long loading times.
As for bugginess, I have yet to encounter a bug. I have several games that do glitch out rather dramatically, and Brawl is not one of them by a long shot.
I haven't used a single tether recovery, except for once or twice with Olimar. I'm under the impression that they're supposed to be a gamble.
They kinda are and I only use them when I am in a position where it looks like it will ACTUALY grapple on the ledge.
I've encountered many times with Zero Suit Samus where the ropey thing goes far beyond the ledge, yet you continue falling, or times when you're right up against the corner of the ledge and fail to grab it, falling to your death. There's also the whole deal about how terrible the online is, and the ridiculous load times for a game that barely even uses the hardware.
Yes, load times are established as annoying, and online is pretty shoddy. But I wouldn't say this game is overrated by any means.
I think grabs aren't the problem here, but Link's does have a generally shorter range as a tether recovery.
who spends the time and effort to do all of this? NO LIFE!
Um. Zero Suit has a better recovery than her whip.
The Down B kick works wonders. Way better the whip anyways. I might use the whip if I was below the level too much, but the kick works amazingly.
ha ha i like number 65: Dark Toon Link has creepy eyes. so true! :D
I lol'd at "Brawl is only 5 letters away from Satan!"
That one was the best.
Quote from: HugoMeister on April 01, 2008, 05:49:03 PMI lol'd at "Brawl is only 5 letters away from Satan!"
That one was the best.
i actually didn't get that one
Quote from: Lildigipoke2 on April 03, 2008, 03:10:22 PMQuote from: HugoMeister on April 01, 2008, 05:49:03 PMI lol'd at "Brawl is only 5 letters away from Satan!"
That one was the best.
i actually didn't get that one
Change 5 letters in Brawl and you get Satan
that's like saying "Re-arrange 10 letters from this paragraph and you get cheesecake"
THAT'S WHY IT'S A JOKE. Haven't you ever heard phrases like "Santa is Satan spelled inside out?"
jeez, no one can get any jokes around here...
That's about the best ten minutes I've ever spent reading. Sooooooooo funny. People on that forum thought he was being serious. "Your reasons are stupid." Yeah, cuz "It's too fun" and "Devil." are really serious. Retards. ;D
Well, Devil and Nintendog not only interrupt battles, they stop them almost entirely. I hate having to stop in the middle of a battle to let an Assist Trophy do its thing, they should just join the fray and only interrupt the ones they choose for their DOOM.
I think the game is fine except for the fact that they didnt put Roy on it. I have to play as Ike, but I miss playing as Roy.
Have to? I use Ike a lot actually, and not just out of nostalgia for Roy. He's my only effective counter against Snake as used by my friends.
Quote from: Silence of Darkness on April 30, 2008, 07:16:17 PMHave to? I use Ike a lot actually, and not just out of nostalgia for Roy. He's my only effective counter against Snake as used by my friends.
i've gotten so good with Snake that i can beat three level 9 Ikes.... on Final Destination. (if you think that's no big deal, Ike's <>B can go the full length of the platform and there are no places to jump to...)
Well, fortunately my friend doesn't have time to get that good with anyone.
Does anyone else hate custom stages? I mean, maybe it's just the ones that my friends make, but they seem really cumbersome, especially those with ceilings.
Quote from: Silence of Darkness on May 01, 2008, 07:56:06 AMWell, fortunately my friend doesn't have time to get that good with anyone.
Does anyone else hate custom stages? I mean, maybe it's just the ones that my friends make, but they seem really cumbersome, especially those with ceilings.
i made a box that you cannot escape from.
Me, too. Did you use drop-blocks on the top that reappear and seal exits?
That's one of two stages I've built. I'm really not impressed with Stage Builder.
no i used spikes on the top.
i actually like the stage builder...
Quote from: razer84 on May 01, 2008, 12:42:08 PMQuote from: Silence of Darkness on May 01, 2008, 07:56:06 AMWell, fortunately my friend doesn't have time to get that good with anyone.
Does anyone else hate custom stages? I mean, maybe it's just the ones that my friends make, but they seem really cumbersome, especially those with ceilings.
i made a box that you cannot escape from.
I made one with pit you cant get out of with spikes at the botum.
I like number 37.
I made one where you have to wall jump out.
102 reasons
The challenges are hard and stupid-hard.
Quote from: Silence of Darkness on April 30, 2008, 07:16:17 PMHave to? I use Ike a lot actually, and not just out of nostalgia for Roy. He's my only effective counter against Snake as used by my friends.
I cant stand to play as any of the other characters.
Quote from: Shadoninja on May 02, 2008, 09:01:24 PM102 reasons
The challenges are hard and stupid-hard.
AGREED. I am wondering, right now, if it is possible to beat The FINAL Final Battle (Hard) with Ike; Mario seems very proficient with the use of a certain EVIL yellow cape in preventing recovery. Sonic and Snake don't help at all with their extreme edge-hogging skill.
Online is mucked up. I hate 2 minute KO fest. It doesnt require nearly as much skill as survival, i mean noobs can win too! there are next to no options. Thats just bullcrap im sorry.
Yeah, everyone knows Brawl online sucks like no other. So how is Mario Kart Wii's (apparently) so good?
Quote from: Silence of Darkness on May 06, 2008, 07:52:47 AMYeah, everyone knows Brawl online sucks like no other. So how is Mario Kart Wii's (apparently) so good?
LOADS of options, no lag, guests on one console (which brawl doesnt god f*** it), competitions, time trial rankings (test official nintendo members too) ghost data downloads and other stuff. Compare that to brawls its pure gold.
Sorry for swearing guys, its just i want to express it well. It makes me really angry.
Massive lag for me when playing somebody thats a friend who's just across the country. Nintendo really fucked up their online. I'll just be sticking with Xbox Live for now.
Izzat for Brawl or MK?
I agree, tripping is annoying as hell, and so is nintendogs, but on 18(the pirate ship grafx) they did that on purpose to try and match The wind waker grafx
Yes but both Toon Link and the Pirate Ship stages still clash horribly.
So true, i was just sayin, they tried to make it match...but failed
It seems like they tried harder to make Toon Link fit than Pirate Ship.
But why is Pirate Ship so frickin' tiny?
i agree that it looks like they tried harder on toon link, but that might be because you can be him at any place, while the pirate ship didnt matter so much cuz its just that one place.
I really dont know y its so small though. maybe that should've been reason 18 y brawl sucks
the King of Red Lions was proportionate to the characters, almost. But the pirate ship was tiny.
I completely agree, it was a very small stage
Well, Mewtwo got replaced with Lucario not Dr. Mario.
Quote from: wolf on April 03, 2013, 12:57:20 AMWell, Mewtwo got replaced with Lucario not Dr. Mario.
The last time this topic was posted in was on
May 09, 2008... today is
April 03, 2013... that's almost
5 years ago... PLEASE... don't bump topics that are so old! D:
Actually, it's almost FIVE years ago.
At first I thought this was new and I was like WTF?! :P
30. It's too fun.
OK THEN XD
Holy shit wolf.