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Title: Best Pick Up Lines
Post by: Jub3r7 on August 06, 2011, 09:53:11 PM

~~NOTE TO GF, THIS IS ONLY REFERENCE FOR OTHERS TO USE.~~

Anyways, what are the best pick up lines you know?

Some of my favorites:
If you were a Pokemon, I would choose you!
Are you a Pikachu? Cause you sure are shocking. ;)

Made this one today: I want to start a conga line... Do you wanna grab me or should I grab you?
Also - Do you wanna make a bet? Cause I bet that under all those clothes, you're naked! 0.o

Title: Re: Best Pick Up Lines
Post by: Nebbles on August 06, 2011, 09:54:25 PM

Baby, you're so hot, I'm gonna need a burn heal.

Title: Re: Best Pick Up Lines
Post by: KefkaticFanatic on August 06, 2011, 10:16:54 PM

Hey baby, I know you're a Queen and all, but when you're with me, you can take the night off and I'll do all the injecting.

Title: Re: Best Pick Up Lines
Post by: SlowPokemon on August 06, 2011, 10:38:12 PM

"So I couldn't help but notice how lemony you smell..."

Title: Re: Best Pick Up Lines
Post by: Nebbles on August 06, 2011, 11:27:01 PM

Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

Title: Re: Best Pick Up Lines
Post by: Nana1Popo2 on August 06, 2011, 11:51:44 PM

Quote from: Nebbles on August 06, 2011, 11:27:01 PMDoes this rag smell like chloroform to you?

LOL. I love that one. hahaha

what about...

Are you a Hitmonlee? Because your body is kickin'.

Title: Re: Best Pick Up Lines
Post by: ETFROXX on August 07, 2011, 06:41:19 AM

You're hot.

Title: Re: Best Pick Up Lines
Post by: KefkaticFanatic on August 07, 2011, 11:09:23 AM

And the counter to that: "No u"

Title: Re: Best Pick Up Lines
Post by: Jamaha on August 07, 2011, 11:41:46 AM

"Hi, I'm [name]. I'm an engineer."

"No?"

Title: Re: Best Pick Up Lines
Post by: Ruto on August 07, 2011, 12:00:43 PM

Quote from: JaMaHa on August 07, 2011, 11:41:46 AM"Hi, I'm [name]. I'm an engineer."

"No?"

:'(

Replace "an engineer" with "studying physics and astronomy" has a same effect...The bad news is that there are also no tasteful pick up lines to say if you're a girl and you happen to study those things.

Title: Re: Best Pick Up Lines
Post by: KefkaticFanatic on August 07, 2011, 01:23:47 PM

You realise that there are a billion nerds that would be quite ecstatic once they hear you are studying such topics, yes?

And not all of them are the erkkkkk kind :P

Astro is awesome o:

Title: Re: Best Pick Up Lines
Post by: HugoMeister on August 07, 2011, 01:32:49 PM

I never did manage to fix my broken Vanishing Cabinet. It only vanishes clothes.

....wanna try it out?

Title: Re: Best Pick Up Lines
Post by: fabbemannen on August 10, 2011, 06:58:33 AM

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I should stop taking so long breaks from nsm

Title: Re: Best Pick Up Lines
Post by: Ruto on August 10, 2011, 10:34:12 AM

^baseball bat? :o

Title: Re: Best Pick Up Lines
Post by: Winter on August 10, 2011, 01:12:56 PM

hahahahahahaha

Title: Re: Best Pick Up Lines
Post by: spitllama on August 10, 2011, 11:07:36 PM

"Do you mind if I hang out here until its safe back where I farted?"

Title: Re: Best Pick Up Lines
Post by: SuperFireKirby on August 11, 2011, 12:39:24 PM

Hey baby, are you a computer technician? Cuz you just turned my floppy into a hard drive.

Title: Re: Best Pick Up Lines
Post by: Jub3r7 on February 14, 2012, 08:30:24 PM

this thread is relevant again.

Are you a baker? Cuz those are some nice buns!

Title: Re: Best Pick Up Lines
Post by: SlowPokemon on February 14, 2012, 08:32:50 PM

You are the salt to my fries

Title: Re: Best Pick Up Lines
Post by: GreekGeek on February 15, 2012, 08:05:15 AM

Your eyes are like the stars: sparkling and too far apart.

And one cross-culturally:
Jij hebt een opening en ik heb zin. [Dutch] (Openingszin = Pick Up Line in Dutch)
'You have an opening and I wanna do naughty stuff.
There's no real way to translate 'zin', it's like the French 'envie'.

Title: Re: Best Pick Up Lines
Post by: SuperFireKirby on February 15, 2012, 10:11:36 AM

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I'm a terrible poet,
Let's have sex.

Title: Re: Best Pick Up Lines
Post by: GreekGeek on February 15, 2012, 10:18:36 AM

Don't worry, babe, there are countries where they think being fat is sexy.

Title: Re: Best Pick Up Lines
Post by: Mashi on February 15, 2012, 12:44:55 PM

I brought you some gift chocolates.
They're from Germany.

Title: Re: Best Pick Up Lines
Post by: Ruto on February 15, 2012, 04:21:01 PM

Quote from: Mashi on February 15, 2012, 12:44:55 PMI brought you some gift chocolates.
They're from Germany.

xD...

Title: Re: Best Pick Up Lines
Post by: Dude on February 15, 2012, 04:31:26 PM

I don't get it. :-\

Title: Re: Best Pick Up Lines
Post by: Ruto on February 15, 2012, 05:08:43 PM

Quote from: Dude on February 15, 2012, 04:31:26 PMI don't get it. :-\

http://translate.google.com/#de|en|gift (http://translate.google.com/#de%7Cen%7Cgift)

Title: Re: Best Pick Up Lines
Post by: DrP on February 16, 2012, 12:08:43 AM

I used this one today:

"Est-ce que je peux effleurer tes seins?" [French]

Title: Re: Best Pick Up Lines
Post by: SuperFireKirby on February 16, 2012, 03:43:41 AM

lol

Title: Re: Best Pick Up Lines
Post by: insaneintherain on February 16, 2012, 05:58:46 PM

I was in Jazz Band today, and we came up with a fitting one:
Do you play bass? 'Cause you sure drive myband!

Title: Re: Best Pick Up Lines
Post by: dahans on February 18, 2012, 11:46:29 AM

You're smelling, I am smelling, c'mon let's have a shower.
I have lost my mobile phone number, could I have yours?

Title: Re: Best Pick Up Lines
Post by: Nebbles on February 18, 2012, 11:49:41 AM

Nice shoes, wanna fuck?

...it's my favourite. XD

Title: Re: Best Pick Up Lines
Post by: K-NiGhT on February 18, 2012, 11:50:24 AM

Quote from: Nebbles on February 18, 2012, 11:49:41 AMNice shoes, wanna fuck?

...it's my favourite. XD

YUS i am going to use that to get a prom date lol!!!

Title: Re: Best Pick Up Lines
Post by: Olimar12345 on February 18, 2012, 11:52:32 AM

Quote from: dahans on February 18, 2012, 11:46:29 AMYou're smelling, I am smelling, c'mon let's have a shower.
I have lost my mobile phone number, could I have yours?

Dahans you need to come back to the forums moar. :(

Oh and....
Baby, if you were words on a page, you'd be what they call "Fine Print".

Title: Re: Best Pick Up Lines
Post by: Nebbles on February 18, 2012, 11:55:58 AM

Are you a parking ticket? 'cos you've got written fine all over you.

Title: Re: Best Pick Up Lines
Post by: Ruto on February 18, 2012, 01:21:01 PM

(https://www.ninsheetmusic.org/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi56.tinypic.com%2F35idojo.jpg&hash=f3d55073749f7156346c46167b18d7b734064d94)

OMG...*stares at said homework sitting innocently on desk, then throws it out the window and boards up window*

Quote from: dahans on February 18, 2012, 11:46:29 AMYou're smelling, I am smelling, c'mon let's have a shower.

*I thought you weren't too thrilled about this kind of place xDDDDDDDD*

Title: Re: Best Pick Up Lines
Post by: dahans on February 20, 2012, 11:45:43 AM

Quote from: Olimar12345 on February 18, 2012, 11:52:32 AMDahans you need to come back to the forums moar. :(

I will ^^ no doubt about that.

Title: Re: Best Pick Up Lines
Post by: Winter on February 21, 2012, 08:35:26 AM

Only 2-3 more months right?

Title: Re: Best Pick Up Lines
Post by: Pit0010 on February 25, 2012, 10:19:33 PM

Hi (someone's name)! what's your name?!

Title: Re: Best Pick Up Lines
Post by: GaryOak on February 26, 2012, 01:46:37 AM

Quote from: JaMaHa on August 07, 2011, 11:41:46 AM"Hi, I'm [name]. I'm an engineer."

"No?"

In my University there was some sort of statistic which stated that 40% of engineers will marry a nurse.

So that must mean that the rest 60% will marry no one, sniffle.

Title: Re: Best Pick Up Lines
Post by: Jub3r7 on February 26, 2012, 09:49:06 AM

My dad is one of those 60%, he married a waitress at a Chinese restaurant...
derp

Title: Re: Best Pick Up Lines
Post by: Jamaha on February 26, 2012, 10:31:02 AM

Isn't the most common partner for an engineer an another engineer?

Title: Re: Best Pick Up Lines
Post by: GaryOak on February 26, 2012, 10:51:49 AM

Oh right maybe. In this particular school there aren't much female engineer students so I guess we gotta go with nurses or be gay.

Title: Re: Best Pick Up Lines
Post by: KefkaticFanatic on February 26, 2012, 10:57:53 AM

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Title: Re: Best Pick Up Lines
Post by: the_last_sheikah on March 01, 2012, 06:37:06 PM

Quote from: Ruto on February 18, 2012, 01:21:01 PM(https://www.ninsheetmusic.org/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi56.tinypic.com%2F35idojo.jpg&hash=f3d55073749f7156346c46167b18d7b734064d94)

YOU! are my hero for the day!

Err... how 'bout:
Are you a double rainbow? 'Cause you're so intense.
Are you in band? 'Cause you're giving me a trom-boner.
Yep, you're no exception to Rule 34.

Title: Re: Best Pick Up Lines
Post by: Nebbles on March 01, 2012, 06:38:06 PM

You must be the square root of two...'cause I feel irrational around you.

Title: Re: Best Pick Up Lines
Post by: Zunawe on May 19, 2012, 07:01:38 PM

*gets close to face*
*sniffs*
*looks very thoughtful*
Can I cut off your head and pin it to my shirt?
*pauses for confused and disgusted response*
Oh! I'm so sorry! I thought you were a rose!

Title: Re: Best Pick Up Lines
Post by: Nebbles on May 19, 2012, 07:07:49 PM

^ I... don't know how that one would go over.

Title: Re: Best Pick Up Lines
Post by: MaestroUGC on May 19, 2012, 07:10:06 PM

That sounds terrible.

Title: Re: Best Pick Up Lines
Post by: Zunawe on May 19, 2012, 07:21:24 PM

It's funny if they don't get scared off first. . . Which is probably the most likely situation.

We had a pick-up line contest at school a while ago, this was the winner. It sounds better when there are spectators.

Title: Re: Best Pick Up Lines
Post by: SlowPokemon on May 19, 2012, 08:13:20 PM

"Your face. I like that shit."

Title: Re: Best Pick Up Lines
Post by: Nebbles on May 19, 2012, 08:16:37 PM

Quote from: SlowPokemon on May 19, 2012, 08:13:20 PM"Your face. I like that shit."

now THAT's a pick up line. XD

Title: Re: Best Pick Up Lines
Post by: SlowPokemon on May 19, 2012, 08:22:55 PM

"If you were a carrot....you'd be a good carrot."

Title: Re: Best Pick Up Lines
Post by: MaestroUGC on May 19, 2012, 09:04:41 PM

"You're not totally repulsive."

Title: Re: Best Pick Up Lines
Post by: K-NiGhT on May 19, 2012, 09:26:23 PM

So I heard you're wearing pants...

...

Cool.

Title: Re: Best Pick Up Lines
Post by: Nebbles on May 19, 2012, 09:33:50 PM

^ "There's a party in my pants! Care to join me?"

Title: Re: Best Pick Up Lines
Post by: MasterProX on May 19, 2012, 10:21:28 PM

Quote from: SlowPokemon on May 19, 2012, 08:13:20 PM"Your face. I like that shit."

How normal people flirt: *insert normal pick-up line here*

How people like you (or me) flirt: Your face, I like that shit.

Saw a picture like that a while ago.

Title: Re: Best Pick Up Lines
Post by: SuperFireKirby on May 19, 2012, 10:54:53 PM

Prolly somewhere on here already but....

Hey baby, are you a Pokemon trainer? Because you just evolved my Caterpie into a Metapod.

Title: Re: Best Pick Up Lines
Post by: Jub3r7 on May 20, 2012, 08:20:28 AM

Quote from: Nebbles on May 19, 2012, 09:33:50 PM^ "There's a party in my pants! Care to join me?"

~~There's a party in my pants and urine vited. ;)~~

Title: Re: Best Pick Up Lines
Post by: SlowPokemon on May 20, 2012, 09:03:01 AM

Will you go out with me? Breathe for yes, lick your elbow for no.

Title: Re: Best Pick Up Lines
Post by: EFitTrainr on May 20, 2012, 12:52:29 PM

The first 7 digits of pi are 3.141592. What are your digits? ;)

Title: Re: Best Pick Up Lines
Post by: Nebbles on May 20, 2012, 12:54:29 PM

Quote from: shadowkirby on May 20, 2012, 12:52:29 PMThe first 7 digits of pi are 3.141592. What are your digits? ;)

oh that's actually really cute

Title: Re: Best Pick Up Lines
Post by: FluteNinja on May 20, 2012, 01:20:57 PM

If you were a booger I would pick you first.

that is what some guy said to my friend. She laughed in his face :P

Title: Re: Best Pick Up Lines
Post by: Zunawe on May 20, 2012, 01:25:33 PM

I wish I were a DNA helicase, so I could unzip your genes.

Title: Re: Best Pick Up Lines
Post by: FSM-Reapr on August 03, 2012, 01:59:19 PM

My line that got me my girlfriend:

Great ride, huh? XD

Title: Re: Best Pick Up Lines
Post by: Roz~ on August 03, 2012, 06:25:16 PM

The thing I said to my bf that contributed to make him fall in love with me

"Of course I love Pokemon! The Celebi trick in Crystal was pretty neat too. Too bad I was too lazy to catch and train some Sneasel"

Pokemanz get you bf/gf.

Title: Re: Best Pick Up Lines
Post by: TheZeldaPianist275 on August 03, 2012, 06:35:33 PM

"I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. I'm gonna need your name & number for insurance purposes."

"If I got a nickel every time I met someone like you, I'd have five cents."

"There's something wrong with my phone. It doesn't have your number on it."

Title: Re: Best Pick Up Lines
Post by: FSM-Reapr on August 03, 2012, 11:06:53 PM

Quote from: TheZeldaPianist275 on August 03, 2012, 06:35:33 PM"There's something wrong with my phone. It doesn't have your number on it."

I love that!

"Wanna touch my abs?!"
Classic.

Title: Re: Best Pick Up Lines
Post by: SlowPokemon on August 03, 2012, 11:34:59 PM

I'm sure that's appealing.

>_>

Unless you're thin like me.

Title: Re: Best Pick Up Lines
Post by: Ruto on August 03, 2012, 11:55:27 PM

Quote from: FSM-Reapr on August 03, 2012, 11:06:53 PM"Wanna touch my abs?!"
Classic.

-___-

*resumes business as usual*

Title: Re: Best Pick Up Lines
Post by: SlowPokemon on August 04, 2012, 10:33:01 PM

Hmm not quite a pick up LINE but...

(https://www.ninsheetmusic.org/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.chzbgr.com%2Fcompletestore%2F2011%2F11%2F29%2F66763531-6fc6-425d-ba1d-7466f06c7f41.jpg&hash=27a12952510a76bbea0a0605c943c02a4e947257)

Title: Re: Best Pick Up Lines
Post by: K-NiGhT on August 04, 2012, 10:42:18 PM

Quote from: SlowPokemon on August 04, 2012, 10:33:01 PMHmm not quite a pick up LINE but...

(https://www.ninsheetmusic.org/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.chzbgr.com%2Fcompletestore%2F2011%2F11%2F29%2F66763531-6fc6-425d-ba1d-7466f06c7f41.jpg&hash=27a12952510a76bbea0a0605c943c02a4e947257)

Yes.

Title: Re: Best Pick Up Lines
Post by: Pit0010 on August 13, 2012, 12:14:59 AM

Quote from: FSM-Reapr on August 03, 2012, 11:06:53 PM"Wanna touch my abs?!"
Classic.

LOL i got a similar one.

You have very beautiful ears...

Title: Re: Best Pick Up Lines
Post by: SuperFireKirby on October 14, 2012, 08:21:20 AM

*BUMP*

As far as I'm aware, these lines work 106% of the time.(< 107% margin of error)

HEY BABY, ARE YOU AN ANGEL? BECAUSE I HAVE AN ERECTION.

HEY GURL, THAT'S A NICE PAIR OF SHOES YOU HAVE ON. BUT THEY'D LOOK BETTER IN MY PANTS.

Title: Re: Best Pick Up Lines
Post by: Yugi on October 14, 2012, 05:27:45 PM

Quote from: SuperFireKirby on October 14, 2012, 08:21:20 AM*BUMP*

As far as I'm aware, these lines work 106% of the time.(< 107% margin of error)

HEY BABY, ARE YOU AN ANGEL? BECAUSE I HAVE AN ERECTION.

HEY GURL, THAT'S A NICE PAIR OF SHOES YOU HAVE ON. BUT THEY'D LOOK BETTER IN MY PANTS.

...

Title: Re: Best Pick Up Lines
Post by: FSM-Reapr on October 19, 2012, 05:36:47 PM

My actual (used to be)pick up line:

-Have we met before? I guess not, because I would remember a beautiful face like that.

Title: Re: Best Pick Up Lines
Post by: SlowPokemon on October 19, 2012, 05:52:04 PM

Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, but let's fuck

Title: Re: Best Pick Up Lines
Post by: blueflower999 on October 19, 2012, 07:25:51 PM

Quote from: SlowPokemon on October 19, 2012, 05:52:04 PMHey, I just met you, and this is crazy, but let's fuck

Oh my gosh XD

Title: Re: Best Pick Up Lines
Post by: Ruto on October 19, 2012, 07:44:26 PM

Quote from: FSM-Reapr on October 19, 2012, 05:36:47 PM-Have we met before? I guess not, because I would remember a beautiful face like that.

Wait a sec, what if she remembers seeing you, but you don't remember seeing her? :o (don't answer that xD)

Quote from: SlowPokemon on October 19, 2012, 05:52:04 PMHey, I just met you, and this is crazy, but let's fuck

DDDDDDDD:

Title: Re: Best Pick Up Lines
Post by: Nebbles on October 19, 2012, 08:13:15 PM

Quote from: SlowPokemon on October 19, 2012, 05:52:04 PMHey, I just met you, and this is crazy, but let's fuck

why am i laughing so hard at this

Title: Re: Best Pick Up Lines
Post by: SuperFireKirby on October 19, 2012, 08:50:17 PM

Slow, you dog, you.

Title: Re: Best Pick Up Lines
Post by: Jub3r7 on October 19, 2012, 09:47:24 PM

Quote from: SuperFireKirby on October 14, 2012, 08:21:20 AM*BUMP*

As far as I'm aware, these lines work 106% of the time.(< 107% margin of error)

HEY BABY, ARE YOU AN ANGEL? BECAUSE I HAVE AN ERECTION.

HEY GURL, THAT'S A NICE PAIR OF SHOES YOU HAVE ON. BUT THEY'D LOOK BETTER IN MY PANTS.

You may have posted that 5 days ago but sfk

thats awesome

Title: Re: Best Pick Up Lines
Post by: SuperFireKirby on October 20, 2012, 12:17:56 AM

Why thank you, kind gentlemen.

Title: Re: Best Pick Up Lines
Post by: FSM-Reapr on October 20, 2012, 05:21:10 AM

-You're as beautiful as my dick is hard.

From some movie I saw. what kind of movies do I watch... -.-'

Title: Re: Best Pick Up Lines
Post by: the_last_sheikah on October 20, 2012, 06:46:39 PM

"Are you a legendary pokemon? Cause you are one of a kind!"
My girlfriend thought that was cute when I told her that earlier.We are such nerds, IT'S AWESOME!

Title: Re: Best Pick Up Lines
Post by: FSM-Reapr on November 20, 2012, 12:42:10 PM

Do you like chemistry?

Because I think we have some of it between us.

Title: Re: Best Pick Up Lines
Post by: BonusPwnage on November 20, 2012, 12:56:46 PM

You may need to catch them all, but all I need is to catch you.

Title: Re: Best Pick Up Lines
Post by: SuperFireKirby on November 20, 2012, 01:07:32 PM

rape

Title: Re: Best Pick Up Lines
Post by: FSM-Reapr on November 20, 2012, 01:08:56 PM

Quote from: SuperFireKirby on November 20, 2012, 01:07:32 PMrape

Hey! That's my line! >:(

Title: Re: Best Pick Up Lines
Post by: BonusPwnage on November 20, 2012, 01:10:44 PM

"Most men fear getting laughed at or humiliated by a romantic prospect while most women fear rape and death."
Why do you think this is?

Title: Re: Best Pick Up Lines
Post by: BlackDragonSlayer on November 20, 2012, 01:14:17 PM

Quote from: BonusPwnage on November 20, 2012, 01:10:44 PM"Most men fear getting laughed at or humiliated by a romantic prospect while most women fear rape and death."
Why do you think this is?

Because people are descending to heartless, desperate fools who don't care about what really matters? :P

Title: Re: Best Pick Up Lines
Post by: BonusPwnage on November 20, 2012, 01:15:23 PM

Yes. You represent the 2% of people today who still value morals that actually make sense.

Title: Re: Best Pick Up Lines
Post by: FSM-Reapr on November 20, 2012, 01:22:30 PM

Omg I hate people who think like: "i'm better than you because I'm a part of the 2% community and the rest of you are stoopid"

That is absolute rubbish.

Title: Re: Best Pick Up Lines
Post by: EFitTrainr on November 20, 2012, 01:23:42 PM

OMG I hate people who hate people for having different opinions

Title: Re: Best Pick Up Lines
Post by: BonusPwnage on November 20, 2012, 01:30:25 PM

Quote from: FSM-Reapr on November 20, 2012, 01:22:30 PMOmg I hate people who think like: "i'm better than you because I'm a part of the 2% community and the rest of you are stoopid"

That is absolute rubbish.

I don't think that. Sorry if I came off that way.

Quote from: shadowkirby on November 20, 2012, 01:23:42 PMOMG I hate people who hate people for having different opinions

I agree. There's nothing wrong with having your own opinion. I just don't think it's right to joke around about rape.

Title: Re: Best Pick Up Lines
Post by: FSM-Reapr on November 20, 2012, 01:35:25 PM

I never said you would be like that. ::)

Title: Re: Best Pick Up Lines
Post by: SlowPokemon on November 20, 2012, 01:40:09 PM

Quote from: BlackDragonSlayer on November 20, 2012, 01:14:17 PMBecause people are descending to heartless, desperate fools who don't care about what really matters? :P

Cynical is not a good color on you.

Quote from: shadowkirby on November 20, 2012, 01:23:42 PMOMG I hate people who hate people for having different opinions

I KNOW. It's like, agree with me or srsly gtfo.

Oh, I missed the phrase "who hate people." This is awkward.

Title: Re: Best Pick Up Lines
Post by: BonusPwnage on November 20, 2012, 01:41:00 PM

Quote from: FSM-Reapr on November 20, 2012, 01:35:25 PMI never said you would be like that. ::)

Sorry, I thought you were referring to me.

Quote from: SlowPokemon on November 20, 2012, 01:40:09 PMCynical is not a good color on you.

I KNOW. It's like, agree with me or srsly gtfo.

Oh, I missed the phrase "who hate people." This is awkward.

Do you ever not have something funny to say?

Title: Re: Best Pick Up Lines
Post by: EFitTrainr on November 20, 2012, 01:41:34 PM

And this is why I love you, Slow.

Title: Re: Best Pick Up Lines
Post by: TheZeldaPianist275 on November 20, 2012, 05:25:32 PM

Quote from: SlowPokemon on November 20, 2012, 01:40:09 PMI KNOW. It's like, agree with me or srsly gtfo.

Oh, I missed the phrase "who hate people." This is awkward.

OH MI GOSH I'm laughing uncontrollably.

Title: Re: Best Pick Up Lines
Post by: BlackDragonSlayer on November 20, 2012, 05:44:13 PM

Quote from: SlowPokemon on November 20, 2012, 01:40:09 PMCynical is not a good color on you.

Being cynical is different from observantly honest. I'm not saying that every single person is greedily motivated by their own selfish desires (and misplaced morals, goals, etc.), but many are.

Title: Re: Best Pick Up Lines
Post by: Jub3r7 on November 20, 2012, 06:39:01 PM

And besides, cynical could be his favorite color. You can't stop a man from wearing his favorite color.

Title: Re: Best Pick Up Lines
Post by: BlackDragonSlayer on November 20, 2012, 06:57:39 PM

Quote from: Jub3r7 on November 20, 2012, 06:39:01 PMAnd besides, cynical could be his favorite color. You can't stop a man from wearing his favorite color.

Cyan is the color of cynical? :P
(https://www.ninsheetmusic.org/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fupload.wikimedia.org%2Fwikipedia%2Fcommons%2Fd%2Fdc%2FPallete_of_color_icon_cyan.png&hash=b09013f852d95e6d36daf1b1d6b0c25b3d3da495)

Title: Re: Best Pick Up Lines
Post by: SuperFireKirby on November 21, 2012, 06:56:22 AM

No, it's Cyanical.

Title: Re: Best Pick Up Lines
Post by: Zunawe on November 21, 2012, 04:52:07 PM

^Best

Title: Re: Best Pick Up Lines
Post by: Waddle Bro on January 01, 2013, 03:52:36 PM

Quote from: FSM-Reapr on November 20, 2012, 01:08:56 PMHey! That's my line! >:(

lmao

Title: Re: Best Pick Up Lines
Post by: GaryOak on January 05, 2013, 01:31:33 PM

Can't go wrong with pokemon-related pick up lines. My favourite:

"If you were a pokemon, would you kindly come to my pokeball or do I need to beat the shit out of you first."

Title: Re: Best Pick Up Lines
Post by: Waddle Bro on January 05, 2013, 01:35:21 PM

Quote from: GaryOak on January 05, 2013, 01:31:33 PMCan't go wrong with pokemon-related pick up lines. My favourite:

"Smell ya later"

Fixed.

:3

Title: Re: Best Pick Up Lines
Post by: Jub3r7 on January 11, 2013, 09:22:04 PM

Quote from: Nebbles on March 01, 2012, 06:38:06 PMYou must be the square root of two...'cause I feel irrational around you.

A pick up line to tell your girlfriend:

You must be the square root of negative one... because I don't have a girlfriend and you're imaginary

Title: Re: Best Pick Up Lines
Post by: Yugi on January 11, 2013, 09:24:33 PM

"insert generic pick up line here which may or may not be about rape here"

Title: Re: Best Pick Up Lines
Post by: SuperFireKirby on January 11, 2013, 10:30:56 PM

SOME SCIENCE PICK UP LINES, YOU SAY? OKAY!

I wish I was Adenine. So that way, I'd be paired with U.

Girl, if you get with me, you'll be (MgFe)₇Si₉O₂₂(OH)₂.

If I were an enzyme, I'd be DNA helicase, so that way I could unzip your genes.

Title: Re: Best Pick Up Lines
Post by: BlackDragonSlayer on January 11, 2013, 10:55:51 PM

Quote from: SuperFireKirby on January 11, 2013, 10:30:56 PMI wish I was Adenine. So that way, I'd be paired with U.

What about poor Thymine? :'( It's paired with Adenine as well...

Title: Re: Best Pick Up Lines
Post by: SuperFireKirby on January 11, 2013, 11:03:11 PM

Thymine isn't very punny tho

Title: Re: Best Pick Up Lines
Post by: BonusPwnage on March 30, 2013, 06:43:06 AM

If she's into video games...
Girl, you make my Snake Solid.

Title: Re: Best Pick Up Lines
Post by: SuperFireKirby on March 30, 2013, 10:54:00 AM

My Metal Gear is becoming Solid

Title: Re: Best Pick Up Lines
Post by: Yugi on March 30, 2013, 02:54:10 PM

My snake was once a liquid, and now it's a solid.

Title: Re: Best Pick Up Lines
Post by: Ruto on March 31, 2013, 03:13:30 PM

Zapp Brannigan [on Leela's bed]: How about I help you finish that dream you were having about me?

Title: Re: Best Pick Up Lines
Post by: KefkaticFanatic on March 31, 2013, 06:43:30 PM

Title: Re: Best Pick Up Lines
Post by: Yugi on September 24, 2014, 09:50:01 PM

Bump.

"You're my answer to everything, which is probably why I'm going to fail my science test."

Title: Re: Best Pick Up Lines
Post by: mikey on September 25, 2014, 05:35:33 AM

"Hey baby, are you an angel? 'Cause I'm allergic to feathers." *throws up*

Title: Re: Best Pick Up Lines
Post by: Waddle Bro on September 25, 2014, 05:55:20 AM

Your butt is nice but it would be nicer if it was on my lap

Title: Re: Best Pick Up Lines
Post by: DonValentino on September 25, 2014, 06:15:22 AM

Hi, I'm millionaire

Title: Re: Best Pick Up Lines
Post by: Mashi on September 25, 2014, 06:27:46 AM

hello im a popular member on a video game sheet music forum and im sort of a big deal

Title: Re: Best Pick Up Lines
Post by: Waddle Bro on September 25, 2014, 06:32:27 AM

Quote from: Mashi on September 25, 2014, 06:27:46 AMhello im a popular member on a video game sheet music forum and im sort of a big deal

works on me

Title: Re: Best Pick Up Lines
Post by: SlowPokemon on September 25, 2014, 08:21:08 AM

Quote from: Waddle Bro on September 25, 2014, 05:55:20 AMYour butt is nice but it would be nicer if it was on my lap

Saving this for future use

Title: Re: Best Pick Up Lines
Post by: Dude on September 25, 2014, 08:30:52 AM

I'm cringe

Title: Re: Best Pick Up Lines
Post by: SuperFireKirby on September 25, 2014, 09:38:40 AM

Hello, I have noticed your wide hips are exceptional for child bearing and would like to perform intercourse with you for the sole purpose of reproduction.

Title: Re: Best Pick Up Lines
Post by: braix on September 28, 2014, 08:09:22 PM

"Hi
*flirty smile*
*wink*
*looks down*"

Title: Re: Best Pick Up Lines
Post by: FierceDeity on November 24, 2014, 08:12:03 PM

The word of the day is legs. What do you say we go back to my place and...brainstorm some ideas for a new word of the day calendar, because this one isn't teaching me any new words? (I never quite understood the premise of the original; why, in any other context, would my place be a better place to "spread the word" than whatever public place in which I met this person? Who would we spread it to? Goddamn illogical.)

Title: Re: Best Pick Up Lines
Post by: SlowPokemon on November 24, 2014, 11:52:36 PM

Quote from: zoroark1264 on September 28, 2014, 08:09:22 PM"Hi
*flirty smile*
*wink*
*looks down*"

im sold

Title: Re: Best Pick Up Lines
Post by: FireArrow on November 25, 2014, 12:18:37 AM

Quote from: zoroark1264 on September 28, 2014, 08:09:22 PM"Hi
*flirty smile*
*wink*
*looks down*"

Remove the first three and you've nailed FireArrow's foolproof way of picking up guys/chicks.

Title: Re: Best Pick Up Lines
Post by: Jub3r7 on January 25, 2022, 10:54:16 PM

are you a baker? because you've got some nice yeast. hold on, I think I got that wrong

Title: Re: Best Pick Up Lines
Post by: LeviR.star on January 25, 2022, 11:02:26 PM

Hey, are you single? Cause I kinda want to pursue a relationship with you.

Eh, worked for me...

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