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Title: Correlation = Causation with logical commentary by BespinBen
Post by: Bespinben on June 30, 2015, 03:20:25 PM
Game: Link two variables.

100% of people who drink water die, so water is poison.
Title: Re: Correlation = Causation
Post by: ZeldaFan on June 30, 2015, 04:48:55 PM
Like this?

5 guys that I know are jerks, so all men are jerks.
Title: Re: Correlation = Causation
Post by: Maelstrom on June 30, 2015, 05:05:11 PM
A racist guy died yesterday, so all racist people must die.
Title: Re: Correlation = Causation
Post by: InsigTurtle on June 30, 2015, 05:19:56 PM
As the amount of giant pandas decreases, our technology becomes better.
Therefore, we must kill more pandas in order to have more technological innovation.

Sorry, cute lil' fellas.
Title: Re: Correlation = Causation
Post by: Sebastian on June 30, 2015, 05:50:23 PM
My computer is junk so all computers are junk
Title: Re: Correlation = Causation
Post by: Bespinben on June 30, 2015, 06:11:01 PM
Quote from: ZeldaFan on June 30, 2015, 04:48:55 PM5 guys that I know are jerks, so all men are jerks.
Quote from: mariolegofan on June 30, 2015, 05:50:23 PMMy computer is junk so all computers are junk
These are examples of sample bias.

Insigturtle's got it right.
Title: Re: Correlation = Causation
Post by: Hero of Trains on June 30, 2015, 07:04:33 PM
I thought I was done with statistics.  :-\

Here's one: As my phone runs lower on power, it gets darker outside. Therefore, my phone causes the sunset. (Only applicable for today, but whatever. I'm too tired to think of something good.)
Title: Re: Correlation = Causation
Post by: Dudeman on June 30, 2015, 08:11:41 PM
Every time I play Splatoon, I end up in Blackbelly Skatepark. Therefore, every time I play Blackbelly Skatepark, I end up in Splatoon.
Title: Re: Correlation = Causation
Post by: blueflower999 on June 30, 2015, 09:21:57 PM
This website (http://www.tylervigen.com/spurious-correlations) is full of them.
Title: Re: Correlation = Causation
Post by: Bespinben on July 01, 2015, 10:52:11 AM
Quote from: blueflower999 on June 30, 2015, 09:21:57 PMThis website (http://www.tylervigen.com/spurious-correlations) is full of them.
STAHP CHEATING

Ah but they don't provide a spurious causational link, now do they? Bahahaha!
Title: Re: Correlation = Causation
Post by: Yugi on July 01, 2015, 08:18:29 PM
1 out of 20 people are affected by criminals. Therefore, 19 out of 20 people are criminals.
Title: Re: Correlation = Causation
Post by: Pianist Da Sootopolis on July 02, 2015, 01:10:19 AM
My air conditioner is broken, and the sun is hotter outside today. Therefore, the sun ruins air conditioners.
Kinda defeats the purpose of them, doesn't it?
Title: Re: Correlation = Causation
Post by: InsigTurtle on July 02, 2015, 02:03:50 AM
The more I open the fridge door, the more I tend to eat.
The more I eat, the more weight I tend to gain.

Therefore, opening the refrigerator causes me to gain weight.
Title: Re: Correlation = Causation
Post by: blueflower999 on July 02, 2015, 11:14:01 AM
The more cheese you have, the more holes in the cheese you have

The more holes in the cheese you have, the less cheese you have

Therefore the more cheese you have, the less cheese you have
Title: Re: Correlation = Causation
Post by: Bespinben on July 02, 2015, 11:21:50 AM
Quote from: blueflower999 on July 02, 2015, 11:14:01 AMThe more cheese you have, the more holes in the cheese you have

The more holes in the cheese you have, the less cheese you have

Therefore the more cheese you have, the less cheese you have
Haha! That's a good one. Pretty sure that's a syllogism though.

(Perhaps we should change this to the Logical Fallacy thread? That'd be more inclusive)
Title: Re: Correlation = Causation
Post by: Dudeman on July 02, 2015, 12:58:33 PM
Maybe we could just change this to the "Correlation = Causation with logical commentary by BespinBen" thread.