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Well folks, 2017 may be over, but here on NinSheetMusic, we've still one last item of business to take care of as we begin 2018. Before the Oscars, the Golden Globes, the Emmys, even time itself, an award ceremony was decreed by the gods (that is, Jamaha, but not Jamaha) to celebrate that which makes NSM, well, NSM. That's right, it's time for the revival of a long-cherished sorely missed uncontroversial fun annual NSM tradition. Welcome, arrangers and arrangettes, to...




And now to introduce our esteemed host for this year's festivities: a man feared and loved by many, whose reputation spreads far and wide and brings honor to the NinSheetMusic name...KING SAMMER!

*brrrrrriiiiiing*

Hm? Oh, sorry, excuse me for a moment, this looks important.

Hello, can you make this quick? I'm supposed to be introducing the...


...what?



He did what?!?

...

Oh. S**t. Well, we'll, uh...I'll take care of it. Thanks.

...sorry about that, folks, but it appears that due to, um...budgeting...problems...our host had to be replaced at the last minute. But not to worry! NSM has spared no expense in bringing a top-of-the-line replacement host! Yes, one who will wow you with his excellent feats of *brrrrrriiiiiing* god dammit one second

okay what the f*** is going on now

...whaddya mean Latios "can't make it"?! What am I supposed to tell the public?!

Okay fine, s**t, I'll just do the f***ing thing myself. God dammit, I hate this job.

...okay I just got off the phone with my agent and I have to do the awards now. Sorry, you're stuck with me after all. Maybe we'll get somebody cool next year. Like Tobbeh!

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THE RULES:
1. You may nominate up to three people for each Superlative (you may choose to only nominate one or two people for a Superlative if you so please). Please send me your nominations to me via PM, using the below Superlative list. The top three (or less, if applicable) nominations for each Superlative will be selected for a final round of voting, where a winner and runner-up will be determined.
     1b. Please make serious nominations. Any nominations made as a practical joke are highly unlikely to be counted.
     1c. You may only vote for ONE member for each Superlative.
2. Nominating inactive members is allowed, but discouraged. This obviously doesn't apply to Superlatives related to older/inactive members.
3. Self-nominating is allowed, but slightly more discouraged. Voting for yourself is absolutely allowed. You made it into the final cut, sport, you deserve it.
4. Having nominations for every Superlative is not required, but is encouraged. Having a vote for every Superlative during the voting round is HIGHLY encouraged, to the point where I'll probably PM you back asking for votes if you leave some blank.
5. Do not use the Superlatives as an opportunity to harass other members or otherwise cause trouble. As a rule of thumb, if your behavior is likely to make things unfun for everyone else, it's a no-no. There's a reason we've gone almost two years without this, and I'd rather not repeat that.
6. The words "Superlative" and "Superlatives" must be capitalized at all times. Anyone who breaks this rule is subject to a frustrated sigh from me as I stare at my computer screen.
7GRAND. Have fun! Don't think too hard about each Superlative and use this as an opportunity to celebrate each other.


NOMINATIONS ARE NOW CLOSED. I should have voting set up by next weekend.
VOTING IS NOW CLOSED. Superlatives should start going up by March 3rd.

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And now, without further ado...the nominees!

This year's list of nominated Superlatives!

Friendliest: Hero of Trains, Latios212, Sebastian
Scariest: Dude, Dudeman, KefkaticFanatic
Calmest: Dudeman, Sebastian, Static
Cutest: Altissimo, Nebbles
Strongest: BlackDragonSlayer, braixen1264, Maelstrom
Frivolousest: Dude, Mashi, Tobbeh99
Longest: Bubbles, sipan1234, Tobbeh99
The Most A+: Dudeman, Latios212, Mashi
Biggest Fanboy/girl/person: BrainyLucario, Dude, Maelstrom
Biggest Hipster: LeviR.Star, Yug_Guy
Most European: AmpharosAndy, Jamaha, Tobbeh99
Most American: Dudeman, Sebastian, Yug_Guy
Most Australian: AwesomeYears, fingerz, WaluigiTime64
Most Canadian: InsigTurtle, JDMEK5, shadoninja
Most Likely To Succeed: Latios212, Olimar12345
Most Likely To Be A Closet Anime Fan: Dudeman, mikey, WaluigiTime64
Most Likely To Not Actually Exist: Tobbeh99, WaluigiTime64, Zeta
Most Likely To Actually Be A Ghost: Bespinben, Nebbles
Best Vocabulary: BlackDragonSlayer, E. Gadd Industries, MaestroUGC
Best Artist: braixen1264, Lkjhgfdsa_77, Onionleaf
Best Arranger: Latios212, Maelstrom, WaluigiTime64
Best Composer: Dekkadeci, MaestroUGC, WaluigiTime64
Best Melody Quiz Maker: mastersuperfan, Static, WaluigiTime64
Best Melody Quiz Taker: Dudeman, Latios212, mastersuperfan
Best Peacekeeper: Dudeman, Latios212, Static
Cutest Friends: BrainyLucario/E. Gadd Industries, MaestroUGC/MaestroUGC, Blueflower99/Maelstrom
Best Updater: Latios212, Olimar12345, Static
Best Moderator: braixen1264, Dudeman, MaestroUGC
Most Missed NSM Member: Bubbles, Jamaha, Nebbles
Most Likely To Be Lurking: Bespinben, MaestroUGC, Winter
Most Improved: E. Gadd Industries, LeviR.star, Sebastian
Most Sarcastic: Dude, Dudeman
Most Talented: dajwxp, Olimar12345, WaluigiTime64
Most Mysterious: MaestroUGC, mikey, Tobbeh99
Most Datable: dajwxp, Nebbles, Zeta
Most Quotable: Dude, Dudeman, InsigTurtle
Most Ridiculous: InsigTurtle, King Sammer, Tobbeh99
Most ?? ?? ?? : BoywithoutaFairy, InsigTurtle, Tobbeh99
The Very Best, Like No One Ever Was: InsigTurtle, Latios212
Most Skilled Gamer: Dudeman, Olimar12345, Static
Most Woomy: BrainyLucario, Olimar12345
The Dankest Of Memers: Dudeman, Olimar12345, Static
Best Presidential Candidate For 2028: Dudeman, MaestroUGC, Sebastian
Best Mod Candidate For Next Tuesday: Altissimo, mikey, Yug_Guy
Most Likely To Nominate Themself For This Superlative: Dude, MaestroUGC, ThatHiddenCharacter
Most Likely To Not Win This Superlative: King Sammer, mayastarr041, ThatGamer
Most Likely To Win Most "NSM Superlatives": Dudeman, WaluigiTime64
Most Likely To Host Next Year(?)'s "NSM Superlatives": Dude, E. Gadd Industries, Olimar12345
Egg: no, Olimar12345, shadowkirby

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The winners of each Superlative are entitled to a couple days of fame, bragging rights, no monetary compensation whatsoever, and nihilism. Side effects may include projectile vomiting, ulcers, excessive stubbing of the left big toe, and a desire to arrange more video game music.

Have a blast, everybody! I'm very excited to see the results!

tradation

reading is hard, yo

woot woot

Happy weekend! If you haven't sent in your nominations (or taken a look at this year's Superlatives at all), now's a great time to do so! I'd love to get as many submissions as possible.

I'm waiting till the last minute because I'm a lazy son of a bitch.

Quote from: Dude on January 09, 2018, 07:16:14 PMI'm waiting till the last minute because I'm a lazy son of a bitch.

Honestly it would appear you're not the only one.

I'm usually lazy, but I actually submitted my nominations before the deadline this time

I keep forgetting... :( I'll do it over the weekend!!

Quote from: BlackDragonSlayer on January 10, 2018, 01:49:36 PMI keep forgetting... :( I'll do it over the weekend!!

^_^ Thank you!

Hey I nominate myself for Most Likely To Not Win This Superlative because I haven't been on here for the last 365 days or so.

K bye.

Quote from: AwesomeYears on January 11, 2018, 02:26:56 AMHey I nominate myself for Most Likely To Not Win This Superlative because I haven't been on here for the last 365 days or so.

K bye.

AWESOMEYEARS!!!!!

I don't know people well enough to nominate, so hnnnnnnnnnn

The trick is to nominate/vote for the user Manio (http://forum.ninsheetmusic.org/index.php?action=profile;u=3187) whenever you aren't sure who to nominate/vote for. We tried that last time and the results were interesting.

Quote from: Olimar12345 on January 11, 2018, 08:19:15 AMThe trick is to nominate/vote for the user Manio (http://forum.ninsheetmusic.org/index.php?action=profile;u=3187) whenever you aren't sure who to nominate/vote for. We tried that last time and the results were interesting.

please to not be doing this, thank you

Be a rebel

Yo, NSM! Now's a good time to send in nominations and the preliminary due date is fast approaching! I've got a lot of categories with no clear set of three nominees, so get those names in!

i can double post in my own hosting topic okay

TODAY IS hypothetically THE LAST DAY TO SEND IN YOUR NOMINATIONS. I still have a couple of Superlatives that could really use a couple more sets of nominations. Please send in yours ASAP if you haven't already!

At this point I am also considering a bonus nomination round for specific Superlatives if I find I don't have enough nominations to pick a clear set of 3 nominees for the voting round. Stay tuned on that.

you don't NEED 3 nominees for every category

Nominations are closed.


...well, in actuality, I'll still be willing to accept some if you missed the boat, but at this point everyone who wants to nominate somebody should have. I think I'll put up the voting round by next weekend. Stay tuned!

ok it's the weekend

Can I nominate Dudeman for mostest longest time taken to post nominations?

Quote from: Deku Trombonist on January 26, 2018, 10:22:14 PMCan I nominate Dudeman for mostest longest time taken to post nominations?

I'm sure there's a rational reason for this. My bet is on a Seattle exclusive Apocalypse that has yet to receive media coverage

What a lazy host.

Quote from: BrainyLucario on January 27, 2018, 12:07:32 AMI'm sure there's a rational reason for this. My bet is on a Seattle exclusive Apocalypse that has yet to receive media coverage

Was the tsunami localised entirely within his kitchen?

Quote from: E. Gadd Industries on January 27, 2018, 03:43:00 AMWas the tsunami localised entirely within his kitchen?

Yes!

...May I see it?

Quote from: Olimar12345 on January 27, 2018, 06:29:39 AM...May I see it?

Uh...No

IT'S TIME!

This year's list of nominated Superlatives!

Friendliest: Hero of Trains, Latios212, Sebastian
Scariest: Dude, Dudeman, KefkaticFanatic
Calmest: Dudeman, Sebastian, Static
Cutest: Altissimo, Nebbles
Strongest: BlackDragonSlayer, braixen1264, Maelstrom
Frivolousest: Dude, Mashi, Tobbeh99
Longest: Bubbles, sipan1234, Tobbeh99
The Most A+: Dudeman, Latios212, Mashi
Biggest Fanboy/girl/person: BrainyLucario, Dude, Maelstrom
Biggest Hipster: LeviR.Star, Yug_Guy
Most European: AmpharosAndy, Jamaha, Tobbeh99
Most American: Dudeman, Sebastian, Yug_Guy
Most Australian: AwesomeYears, fingerz, WaluigiTime64
Most Canadian: InsigTurtle, JDMEK5, shadoninja
Most Likely To Succeed: Latios212, Olimar12345
Most Likely To Be A Closet Anime Fan: Dudeman, mikey, WaluigiTime64
Most Likely To Not Actually Exist: Tobbeh99, WaluigiTime64, Zeta
Most Likely To Actually Be A Ghost: Bespinben, Nebbles
Best Vocabulary: BlackDragonSlayer, E. Gadd Industries, MaestroUGC
Best Artist: braixen1264, Lkjhgfdsa_77, Onionleaf
Best Arranger: Latios212, Maelstrom, WaluigiTime64
Best Composer: Dekkadeci, MaestroUGC, WaluigiTime64
Best Melody Quiz Maker: mastersuperfan, Static, WaluigiTime64
Best Melody Quiz Taker: Dudeman, Latios212, mastersuperfan
Best Peacekeeper: Dudeman, Latios212, Static
Cutest Friends: BrainyLucario/E. Gadd Industries, MaestroUGC/MaestroUGC, Blueflower99/Maelstrom
Best Updater: Latios212, Olimar12345, Static
Best Moderator: braixen1264, Dudeman, MaestroUGC
Most Missed NSM Member: Bubbles, Jamaha, Nebbles
Most Likely To Be Lurking: Bespinben, MaestroUGC, Winter
Most Improved: E. Gadd Industries, LeviR.star, Sebastian
Most Sarcastic: Dude, Dudeman
Most Talented: dajwxp, Olimar12345, WaluigiTime64
Most Mysterious: MaestroUGC, mikey, Tobbeh99
Most Datable: dajwxp, Nebbles, Zeta
Most Quotable: Dude, Dudeman, InsigTurtle
Most Ridiculous: InsigTurtle, King Sammer, Tobbeh99
Most ?? ?? ?? : BoywithoutaFairy, InsigTurtle, Tobbeh99
The Very Best, Like No One Ever Was: InsigTurtle, Latios212
Most Skilled Gamer: Dudeman, Olimar12345, Static
Most Woomy: BrainyLucario, Olimar12345
The Dankest Of Memers: Dudeman, Olimar12345, Static
Best Presidential Candidate For 2028: Dudeman, MaestroUGC, Sebastian
Best Mod Candidate For Next Tuesday: Altissimo, mikey, Yug_Guy
Most Likely To Nominate Themself For This Superlative: Dude, MaestroUGC, ThatHiddenCharacter
Most Likely To Not Win This Superlative: King Sammer, mayastarr041, ThatGamer
Most Likely To Win Most "NSM Superlatives": Dudeman, WaluigiTime64
Most Likely To Host Next Year(?)'s "NSM Superlatives": Dude, E. Gadd Industries, Olimar12345
Egg: no, Olimar12345, shadowkirby

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Please PM me your one vote for each Superlative. Good luck to everyone!

It's an honor just to be nominated.

Especially since I've hardly posted this past year.

My bad.

how did I actually not get nominated for most woomy

I'm very flattered, but... how?

mayastar
why

also disappointed my avatars don't make me scary

ard i know i've been inactive posting-wise but i'm just gonna stop in to promo myself so i keep my most prized category...thank u

Quote from: Dudeman on January 27, 2018, 06:00:04 PMMost Likely To Be A Closet Anime Fan: Dudeman, mikey, WaluigiTime64

ffs predictable though

I was honestly surprised to see just how many I got nominated for. I'm so undeserving of so many of them.

Most Humble: Wah

Like some people have mentioned on discord, I'm starting to notice that some of my nominations aren't there either. Why is this?

Please note:

Quote from: Dudeman on January 01, 2018, 12:10:21 PMTHE RULES:
1. You may nominate up to three people for each Superlative (you may choose to only nominate one or two people for a Superlative if you so please). Please send me your nominations to me via PM, using the below Superlative list. The top three (or less, if applicable) nominations for each Superlative will be selected for a final round of voting, where a winner and runner-up will be determined.

The top three most-nominated people for each Superlative were picked for the final round. However, a select few Superlatives were awash with single nominations, with a couple of people receiving two nominations. In those cases I just picked those two people because how do I choose from 7 people who were only nominated once?

Quote from: Dudeman on January 28, 2018, 10:12:22 AMIn those cases I just picked those two people because how do I choose from 7 people who were only nominated once?

Sacrifice and divination

Makes sense, but I think a better system could have been used to allow more variety. If anything, now those categories with the most diversity have the least amount options, which doesn't make much sense.

Wow, I wasn't expecting my username (of all things, sheesh) to make it onto the nominations list. Thanks for making my day brighter!

May the super-est win!

I got nominated for biggest fanboy?

I don't know whether to be flattered, or concerned.

I like how we're all surprised we got nominated for anything. This sort of thing probably most likely happens every year. But thanks for the nomination!

ofc i got nominated for cutest because this website is a sausage fest

what's a sausage fest?

What does it sound like

Probably some dumb holiday they celebrate in Bologna, Italy

I wanted to be the cutest

if any dude is gonna be the cutest, it's me, slow, or babyface E Gadd

I'm obviously the cutest dude

I mean just look at my avatar

that always gets me

Quote from: mikey on February 01, 2018, 06:56:18 PMor babyface E Gadd

I'm not going to live that down, am I? X'D

Quote from: FlamezofDeath on February 01, 2018, 05:38:03 PMwhat's a sausage fest?

many penis

one place

And if you swap the last words of each phrase around, you get someone who sleeps around!

why isn't "most crude" a superlative

Quote from: FlamezofDeath on February 01, 2018, 05:38:03 PMwhat's a sausage fest?

Isn't that the name of that Seth Rogan animated movie?

that was sausage party

that was a joke

Jokes aside, I kept hearing stories from my friends that their younger siblings ended up watching the whole movie by mistake.

Is this done yet?

wen gaem

So when is the deadline?

2019

2050.

I mean, are people really still voting?

Quote from: Olimar12345 on February 10, 2018, 04:50:18 PMI mean, are people really still voting?

I'd appreciate it if people did :P

I guess I'll make it official, then: VOTING CLOSES FEBRUARY 28, 2018 @ 11:59PM PST.

why so late
I think we're all pretty much ready

Yeah woah the 28th is a long while from now.

eh, I think I'm over it.

I'll wait to think about it till the 27th then

Yep, yep, yep.

.....How did I get nominated like at all and should I be concerned?

I have not thought about this at all FYI.

Wat r sooperlatives

Idk fam

VOTING IS NOW CLOSED. Expect the first set of Superlatives (that is, as many as I can fit in the character count for one post) this weekend. Award posts take time to create.

I mean you probably had enough time since voting started to make award posts for every possible outcome so it really shouldn't take that long

Quote from: Dude on March 01, 2018, 11:14:36 AMI mean you probably had enough time since voting started to make award posts for every possible outcome so it really shouldn't take that long

To be fair, he wasn't even supposed to host

Who was?

Spoiler

JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN CEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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E. Gadd wins, everyone go home

It's March 4th now.

this weekend is almost over, better hurry

Any comments related to the timeliness of the Superlatives will be shot. Not the people, the comments. You've been warned.

IT'S TIME FOR THE FIFTH ANNUAL NSM SUPER-LATE-IVES!
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Dammit, what did I just say?

Friendliest

The Winner Is...

Hero of Trains!
It's funny, I can't remember the last time Trains was active for a significant period of time, and yet if you asked anyone, she would almost immediately come to mind for being one of the friendliest people around. We miss you, Trains! Don't leave forever!

Runner-Up

Latios212! Wheeeeeee~

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Scariest

The Winner Is...

KefkaticFanatic!
A wise man (who happened to be a crime lord played by Tom Wilkinson) once said, "You always fear what you don't understand." Kefka rarely speaks, but the sheer thought of him would probably be enough to melt your skin off.

Runner-Up

IT'S A TIE! Dude and Dudeman! I guess we're practically the same person, and that's the scariest thing of all.

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Calmest

The Winner Is...

Static!
I mean, it's electricity at rest. Really doesn't get much calmer than that. Also that low buzzing sound is pretty soothing...

Runner-Up

Sebastian! Don't make him angry. You wouldn't like him when he's angry.

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Cutest

The Winner Is...

Nebbles!
She's got a really nice painting in her bathroom. I think that's the main reason she won.

Runner-Up

Altissimo! Does this confirm that NSM is a sausage fest?

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Strongest

The Winner Is...

IT'S A TIE! BlackDragonSlayer and braixen1264!
If BDS and braixen got in a fight, we'd probably get to see what happened if an unstoppable force hit an immovable object. Which is which? I'll let you decide.

Runner-Up

Maelstrom! Have you seen his avatar? The guy's clearly ripped.

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Frivolousest

The Winner Is...

Mashi!
Because, you know, of course he is. NSM is nothing if not consistent. He's so frivolous that it would probably be a better idea if he did the Superlatives every year.

Runner-Up

Dude! ...I don't think I really need to say anything more.

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Longest

The Winner Is...

Bubbles!
It was close, but in the end, the longest child herself held on to her rightful place at the end of the arbitrarily-sized ruler. bow to the longest child ever.

Runner-Up

sipan1234! bow to the longest running joke ever.

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The Most A+

The Winner Is...

Latios212!
He's a smart cookie with a bright future and a job with Amazon. A+.

Runner-Up

IT'S A TIE! Dudeman and Mashi! Bright minds think alike. Or something??

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Biggest Fanboy/girl/person

The Winner Is...

BrainyLucario!
Only someone with a massive case of fanboyism could cling so tightly to Team Pearl. That's not an insult, I admire his tenacity. He knows what he loves and he's not about to change that any time soon.

Runner-Up

Maelstrom! See the above last sentence.

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Biggest Hipster

The Winner Is...

Yug_Guy!
This yug guy is the definition of going against the flow. Mustache? Check. Refusing to spell "guy" correctly? Double-check.

Runner-Up

LeviR.star! Satellaview, Mega Man on Gameboy, Kirby, TCRF, spriting...the man's got some unconventional interests.

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Most European

The Winner Is...

Ampharos Andy!
innit.txt

Runner-Up

Jamaha! I've been told he has a cool accent.

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Most American

The Winner Is...

Dudeman!
Ha ha, really funny guys. Just because I have strong opinions doesn't mean I'm...um...U S A!  U S A!  U S A!

Runner-Up

Yug_Guy! Being a hipster and being American seem to go hand-in-hand.

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Most Australian

The Winner Is...

WaluigiTime64!
So, if Australia is a fictional land filled with deadly monsters and inhabitable living conditions...does that mean Waluigi is a fake account that's actually run by bees?

Runner-Up

AwesomeYears! I'm pretty sure this man doesn't actually exist.

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Most Canadian

The Winner Is...

InsigTurtle!
He's polite, he's friendly, and, most importantly, he sometimes spells things funny. Say it with me, everyone: Go home, Insig, you're drunk.

Runner-Up

JDMEK5! Your friendly neighborhood Updater is always here for you. When he's active, that is.

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Most Likely to Succeed

The Winner Is...

Latios212!
Does the win still count if the Superlative recipient has already achieved success? Because Latios is well on his way to big success for the rest of his life. You rock, buddy.

Runner-Up

Olimar12345! He's a teacher, he plays a mad trombone, I doubt there's anything he can't do.

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Most Likely To Be A Closet Anime Fan

The Winner Is...

mikey!
We all know the real reason you changed your name, mikey. The anime cops were out to get you, weren't they? Geez, that's rough. Good luck keeping your stash hidden.

Runner-Up

Dudeman! I mean, I made an anime review thread once that went nowhere (please don't read that again) so it's not really a closet thing...

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Most Likely To Not Actually Exist

The Winner Is...

Zeta!
Okay guys, that's not funny. You remember Zeta, right? Benevolent goddess of NSM, likes rainbows, is definitely not a robot? Sheesh, kids these days...
hey staff, I think we need to update the paintjob on the cardboard cut-out; I think they're starting to get suspicious...

Runner-Up

Tobbeh99! I...who is this? I don't remember anyone by this name. Are you guys pranking me?

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Most Likely To Actually Be A Ghost

The Winner Is...

Bespinben!
Given the rarity of Bespinben sightings, I wouldn't be surprised if he really is a malevolent spirit from beyond the grave, one that took his sheet formatting very seriously.

Runner-Up

Nebbles! Likes ghosts? Definitely is also a ghost.

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Best Vocabulary

The Winner Is...

E. Gadd Industries!
What happens when you combine an educational word of the day thread with the memetic minds of NSM? You get E. Gadd, supreme overlord of vocabulary. It's almost like he planned this win far in advance.

Runner-Up

IT'S A TIE! BlackDragonSlayer and MaestroUGC! Anything I could write here would pale in comparison to their own work.

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Best Artist

The Winner Is...

braixen1264!
Gosh, braixen's good. Like, really good. Here's her art thread if you forgot. (http://forum.ninsheetmusic.org/index.php?topic=6324.0) The shading, the lining, it's all great. Unfortunately I'm not an art critic so I have no good ways to say anything else.

Runner-Up

Onionleaf! KIKWI. And also really cute art in general.

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Special shout-out to SuperMarina, who started posting art after the Superlatives got up and running. Fluff.

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Best Arranger

The Winner Is...

Maelstrom!
Maelstrom puts a lot of work into his arrangements, and it really shows. I'm glad we've got him on our Updating team as well to assist with others' work. You're awesome, man.

Runner-Up

Latios212! Latios is all right, too, I guess.

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Best Composer

The Winner Is...

IT'S A THREE-WAY TIE, WHAT THE HELL EVERYONE.
Dekkadeci, MaestroUGC, and WaluigiTime64 have incredibly acquired a three-way tie for best composer, and unsurprisingly so. They all put so much effort into their work. Dekka's expansive multi-genre library, Maestro's grand-scale symphonic aspirations, and Waluigi's talented collection of BGM show how despite the differences in inspiration for each of them, all of them create pieces that inspire the imagination.

Anyway, here's Wonderwall. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sAN8iIIW5KM)

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Best Melody Quiz Maker

The Winner Is...

mastersuperfan!
Oh my god, MSF, you were this close to sweeping the category entirely. The man has practically hijacked the melody quiz and made it his b--...um, made it his best friend. The guy is synonymous with melody quizzes. This is incredible.

Runner-Up

Static! There almost wasn't a runner-up for this category, but Static does make a mean quiz. In a good way.

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Best Melody Quiz Taker

The Winner Is...

Dudeman!
It's funny, because I was also this close to sweeping the category entirely, and I haven't taken a melody quiz in months. And Yug started pulling ahead of me anyway, if memory serves correctly. But thanks, everyone, perhaps I should start again.

Runner-Up

IT'S A TIE! Latios212 and mastersuperfan! MSF of course, and Latios crushes anyone with his Pokémon music knowledge.

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Best Peacekeeper

The Winner Is...

IT'S A TIE! Dudeman and Static!
Since I have a tendency to get combative, Static probably deserves this over me. I love how peacefully the guy handles situations and stays friendly with everyone. He's the kind of person to look for when you're feeling upset.

Runner-Up

Latios212! He's a fun guy. You can't get mad at the fun guy. There's not mush room for anger there.

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Cutest Friends

The Winner Is...

BrainyLucario/E. Gadd Industries!
It shouldn't be any surprise, since these two hang out together IRL on almost a daily basis. It's fun watching these two interact through the forums.

Runner-Up

MaestroUGC/MaestroUGC! Because really, who can Maestro like better than himself?

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Best Updater

The Winner Is...

Latios212!
He's friendly, he's helpful, he takes on projects and tasks that he doesn't need to do himself, and he's committed to getting NSM's sheets to the highest standards possible. What's not to like?

Runner-Up

Olimar12345! Olimar knows his theory and he knows how to make a sheet look good. I'm glad we've got him around.

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Best Moderator

The Winner Is...

braixen1264!
The one and oily, braixen's friendly and committed to improving NSM in a lot of ways. It's been great working with you, braix!

Runner-Up

Dudeman! More like worst moderator amirite

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Most Missed NSM Member

The Winner Is...

Nebbles!
Too soon, Nebbles ;_;  Please come back someday, we miss you!

Runner-Up

Bubbles! Bubbles has been poking her head out a little more recently but that doesn't mean we don't miss her!

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Most Likely To Be Lurking

The Winner Is...

Bespinben!
He waits in the shadows, watching the submission board, searching for his next meal. Then suddenly, without warning, he strikes! Formatting and theory advice cascade down upon the submitter like an avalanche! And just like that, he's gone, waiting again until the time is right.

Runner-Up

IT'S A TIE! MaestroUGC and Winter! Maestro does talk every once in a while, but damn it Winter! Where are you? Where?

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Most Improved

The Winner Is...

ANOTHER THREE-WAY TIE?!?
E. Gadd Industries, LeviR.star, and Sebastian all started out with humble, young beginnings as VGM and piano enthusiasts. Some might have called them noobs, some might have called them young, and that was probably the case. But all of them have grown and matured into the NSM family, and I sure as hell wouldn't want it any other way. You all rock, you guys. I'm proud to be friends of yours.

Anyway, here's Wonderwall (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ).

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Most Sarcastic

The Winner Is...

Dude!
Like you really had a choice, right? The guy's a walking pile of no fucks given, and that's why we love him. Please never change, Dude.

Runner-Up

Dudeman! Super original, right? The guy with a knockoff username can only get a knockoff Superlative. What an inspiration.

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Most Talented

The Winner Is...

daj!
I just...I can't even. His musical skills and knowledge are...scary, frankly. We are not worthy.

Runner-Up

Olimar12345! Olimar really knows his stuff and he puts it to good use. Don't ever count him out.

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Most Mysterious

The Winner Is...

MaestroUGC!
A god complex the size of Jupiter shouldn't normally make you mysterious, but Maestro exudes a self-assuredness that makes you feel like he's always holding something close to his chest. Like a fragile vase, or a piece of paper that he doesn't want the rain to fall on. What a nice guy.

Runner-Up

Tobbeh99! who this man why he everywhere

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Most Datable

The Winner Is...

Zeta!
There's nobody any of us nerds deserve more than a robot goddess who accepts our sheet music at the press of a button. Who could ask for more?

Runner-Up

daj! That incredible musical ability...that sexy Singaporean accent...I...I n-need to move on to the next Superlative!!

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Most Quotable

The Winner Is...

IT'S A TIE! Dude and InsigTurtle!
Dude, sass and sarcasm on legs, and Insig, the semi-alcoholic(?) Cyndaquil. Put them together and you get a combo responsible for quotes and memes that permeate throughout NSM.

Runner-Up

Dudeman! I've got a couple of quotes in some signatures, so that feels good. Thanks.

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Most Ridiculous

The Winner Is...

InsigTurtle!
As if to emphasize my point above. Insig also has an inherent humor about him that only emphasize his occasionally poor messaging skills.

Runner-Up

IT'S A TIE! King Sammer and Tobbeh99! Ah, King Sammer. I'll hold off on him for later. Tobbeh, meanwhile, certainly wasn't trying to be ridiculous, but there's no way it could have turned out any other way.

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Most ?? ?? ??

The Winner Is...

Tobbeh99!
I...yeah. I'm sorry, I can't explain the inexplicable. Tobbeh is...hoo boy. He's certainly something, isn't he.

Runner-Up

IT'S A TIE! Trainer Ave (aka Boy/GirlwithoutaFairy) and InsigTurtle! Trainer's got a long history of confusion surrounding her, and Insig has a long history of confusion surrounding him. It's a match made in heaven.

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The Very Best, Like No One Ever Was

The Winner Is...

Latios212!
In the words of one of the voters:

Quoteokay but actually who else carries their pokewalker around

Need I say more?

Runner-Up

InsigTurtle! With a Cyndaquil avatar, you know to catch them is his real test, and to train them is his cause.

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Most Skilled Gamer

The Winner Is...

Olimar12345!
Hand him a controller, and he'll kick your butt without breaking a sweat. Especially in Splatoon.

Runner-Up

Static! Anyone who plays Touhou's gotta have some skills.

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Most Woomy

The Winner Is...

Olimar12345!
And really, is it any surprise? If you're ever in need of some dank Splatoon memes, advice on which Squid Sister is the best, or a coworker for Salmon Run, this is your guy.

Runner-Up

BrainyLucario! I'm afraid I can't say much about him because his choice in waifu is bad, but I guess he's all right.

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The Dankest of Memers

The Winner Is...

Dudeman!
I'm well aware that my taste in memes is niche and stale, but dammit, SOMEBODY has to stand up for John Cena, Shia LaBeouf, and high-quality rips! GRAND DAD

Runner-Up

Static! I'll be honest with you guys, I wasn't fully aware of Static's memetic tendencies. But he knows where to find the good stuff.

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Best Presidential Candidate for 2028

The Winner Is...

MaestroUGC!
Ah, yes, is there any better choice than the man who already rules the world behind our backs? ...actually, president of the US would probably be beneath him, in that case.

Runner-Up

Sebastian! Now here's a benevolent leader we can all aspire too. Mario games for everyone!

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Best Mod Candidate for Next Tuesday

The Winner Is...

Yug_Guy!
I for one would fully support our mustachio'd memester joining the staff. Who knows? Maybe someday™.

Runner-Up

Altissimo! Another great pick, in my opinion. We can always use more sass on the staff.

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Most Likely To Nominate Themself For This Superlative

The Winner Is...

MaestroUGC!
Bet you all saw this coming, right? Well guess who didn't? Only the guy who didn't submit any nominations at all, MAESTRO! YOU LOSE, VOTERS!

Runner-Up

Dude! At least Dude actually did nominate himself. Better luck next time.

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Most Likely To Not Win This Superlative

The Winner Is...

ThatGamer!
Oh, phew, that's a relief. For a moment there I was worried TG would win a Superlative. Good thing he (she? it?) didn't, that would've been really sad.

Runner-Up

King Sammer! Who is this man? What's going on in his head? How did he come to be? Where is he going to? These are the questions we really should be asking, but won't, because he didn't win anything.

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Most Likely To Win Most "NSM Superlatives"

The Winner Is...

Dudeman!
I'll admit this is kinda a crappy Superlative because the number of nominations didn't put me in a spot where I could comfortably select a third nominee, so if anyone felt like this one was rigged, I totally get it. Fortunately, I did not actually win this category...alone, that is! Congratulations to E. Gadd Industries, Latios212, and MaestroUGC for tying me with 4 Superlatives (not including this one)!

Runner-Up

WaluigiTime64! He got two, that's not bad!

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Most Likely To Host Next Year(?)'s "NSM Superlatives"

The Winner Is...

E. Gadd Industries!
That's right, E. Gadd, your mission (should you choose to accept it) is to host the Sixth NSM Superlatives about a year from now (and hopefully faster than I did)! I think you'd be an amazing host. And, if you should decide not to, we can always count on...

Runner-Up

Dude! A Superlatives hosted by Dude is probably something we've always needed but never known we did.

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Congratulations to all the winners. It has been a privilege to host these in my incredibly slow manner. Better late than never, though...right? Please?

And I will still shoot comments regarding lateness.

Egg

The Winner Is...

no

Runner-Up

shadowkirby! also no

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No

e g g

also why did king sammer win nothing.
he is clearly the best that never was

QuoteSpecial shout-out to SuperMarina, who started posting art after the Superlatives got up and running.

I.. got a shoutout. This means a lot, honestly. ^^

Reason why I voted zeta for most datable

data-ble

:V

Augh! I won 1 1/2 superlatives! This is super rad! Congrats to everyone who won and got runner up!

Quote from: Dude on March 04, 2018, 07:41:41 PMReason why I voted zeta for most datable

data-ble

same tbh
next year we should have superlatives tailored to my unique traits, skills, and/or abilities

also...

I don't like anime!  B-baka!

ty everyone you did not disappoint

Wow... a Twiggy and 4 Superlatives all in one day :')

I would like to thank my parents (not really) and <insert other generic thank you thing here>!

And I would just like to say, I accept my calling to host NSM's 6th Superlatives!

Quote from: E. Gadd Industries on March 04, 2018, 08:43:47 PMAnd I would just like to say, I accept my calling to host NSM's 6th Superlatives!

See how you feel in 9 months. :P

Okie. Uh... I think I'll just casually forget about this until people start going "Superlatives?" and then remember I was called. And yeah.

Given how late this superlative was you might as well wait 123 months

Ha! It wasn't shot!

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Did you do this on the night of the oscars on purpose

Does anyone even watch the Oscars anymore?

I'd rather be in a circle jerk than just watching one

I thought that was the intention

I'm not really all that invested in watching movies that didn't deserve awards win them

I live to confuse you all......and apparently Tobbeh does it better.

Quote from: Dudeman on March 04, 2018, 07:03:58 PMSo, if Australia is a fictional land filled with deadly monsters and inhabitable living conditions...does that mean Waluigi is a fake account that's actually run by bees?

oh no i've been exposed

no just no that was bad

if yall dont think im cutest ur Wrong

I'm Cuter

Quote from: Altissimo on March 06, 2018, 07:05:02 AMif yall dont think im cutest ur Wrong

I voted u

I am totally the cutest

(https://www.ninsheetmusic.org/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi58.tinypic.com%2Fkehro7.jpg&hash=306df2fc0f43eae6427263d80a142fc031374ae9)

But Nebbles has that painting in her bathroom.

And I have that thing in my......shit I have nothing.

Quote from: Trainer Ave on March 06, 2018, 03:50:07 PMAnd I have that thing in my......shit I have nothing.

You stole my mantra >:/

And you stole my cloud song.

Quote from: Dude on March 06, 2018, 09:09:50 AMI voted u

love u bby