Poll
Question:
Which is the deadliest and most effective?
Option 1: Magic
votes: 14
Option 2: Modern Weapons( this includes bombs)
votes: 3
Option 3: Chuck Norris
votes: 36
The only topic that's so tough that under its beard there's no chin... just another fist.
Quote from: Lute from Fire Emblem: The Sacred StonesMagic can pierce the thickest armor and strongest hide.
Even though I agree with this, magic and weapons together (magical weapons for short) would pwn.
chuck norris, bi***
Chuck Norris is a pussy >_>
Magic is awesome, but only if it's the Final Fantasy type magic. Not any of that shitty wand crap.
Awfully tired of this Chuck Norris shit. If you believe in him so much, make him catch Osama, only then will I appreciate his person besides his show.
Shun the non-beleiver!
Chuck Norris with Magical Bombs!!!
bUt I think that Guns and Bombs beat magic just because all you have to do to ill a magic user is throw an impact grenade at him.
There's shield magic but that depends on the strength of the user.
Chuck Norris can run so fast, he can punch himself in the back.
Seriously, how are you supposed to kill someone who can do that?
Jesus may have walked on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land.
I'd like to see you try reflecting a nuke.
Chuck Norris is such an animal that he eats captian crunch out of a racoon skull while wrestling a bear three hundred mile out in the wilderness.
........ok........
Personally, I think if any of the three collided, there would be a mass explosion and everything within a 20 mile radius would die. So I really can't pick. =/
Quote from: HugoMeister on July 30, 2008, 04:37:11 PM........ok........
Personally, I think if any of the three collided, there would be a mass explosion and everything within a 20 mile radius would die.
And the only thing left would be Mr.T.
Who would immediately be destroyed by Chuck Norris.
Who would immediately be eaten by the Peanut Butter Monster.
...isn't that Domo-kun?
Everyone knows Chuck Norris is immortal - possessing more than 1000x the power of super saiyan 4 Gogeta and Omega Shenron combined...
Chuck Norris is so powerful that Nintendo tried to power the Wii with his Hair Follicles, but it was so awsome, that you would die with awe while playing it! So they reverted to electricity.
Let us change this to the "We praise Chuck Norris" topic.
well, we should change it tho the we praise chuck norris thead- but i wonder how long it would be b4 people run out of things to praise him for- heres one:
chuck norris counted to infinity... twice i know its been said 100000000000000000 times, but still-its a classic
Quote from: Composer #40 on July 31, 2008, 12:26:42 PMLet us change this to the "We praise Chuck Norris" topic.
I'd do it if I knew how...
Quote from: SuperFireKirby on July 31, 2008, 06:56:44 PMQuote from: Composer #40 on July 31, 2008, 12:26:42 PMLet us change this to the "We praise Chuck Norris" topic.
I'd do it if I knew how...
its easy, just hit "modify" on the first post in the thread- then look at the top of the page- youll see the name of the topic, then just click on it, delete: Magic vs. Modern day weapons, and type in :We praise chuck norris.
Type in "search: Chuck Norris" in google. then click "i'm feeling lucky" :D
Okay its changed.
Chuck Nooris built the log cabin he was born in with his own two hands!
Chuck Norris counted to infinity...twice...
Quote from: PseudoMario16 on July 31, 2008, 12:59:52 PMwell, we should change it tho the we praise chuck norris thead- but i wonder how long it would be b4 people run out of things to praise him for- heres one:
chuck norris counted to infinity... twice i know its been said 100000000000000000 times, but still-its a classic
Quote from: Gooch on August 01, 2008, 08:30:45 PMChuck Norris counted to infinity...twice...
i like to see u copying me gooch
Quote from: PseudoMario16 on July 31, 2008, 12:59:52 PMwell, we should change it tho the we praise chuck norris thead- but i wonder how long it would be b4 people run out of things to praise him for- heres one:
chuck norris counted to infinity... twice i know its been said 100000000000000000 times, but still-its a classic
isn,t there a book about chuck norris and all these things?
Pfffffff. more like 1,000 books.
Chuck Norris only has a mustache now :(
That's realy not possible because of Chuck Norris beastlyness concentration, his beard grows back in a matter of minutes after he shaves.
Too bad because he only has a mustache in one of those new home gym commercials.
Beardless:
(https://www.ninsheetmusic.org/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fupload.wikimedia.org%2Fwikipedia%2Fcommons%2Fe%2Fe1%2FChuck_Norris_%281976%29.jpg&hash=76f7b06d59ecd8692d6ce8a13264c21c90d93867)
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :o :o :o :o :o :o :o
(must unsee)
help! I think my eyes are burning out of their sockets
Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter.
Chuck Norris once ordered a Big Mac from Burger King. And got one.
If you have five dollars, and Chuck Norris has five dollars, he has more money then you.
There is no Ctrl button on Chuck Norris' Computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
When Mcdonald's messed up Chuck Norris' order, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the Mcdonald's so hard it became a Wendy's
Chuck Norris lost his virginty before his Dad.
Quote from: SuperFireKirby on August 04, 2008, 05:21:53 PMChuck Norris lost his virginty before his Dad.
lol, thats officially the best one I've heard so far
What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe.
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.
There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.
Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego.
It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes
When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.
Chuck Norris did in fact, build Rome in a day.
So much chuck norris:
http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/
ok I best that's where we all got our facts cause I got mine from there but why did you ruin it now if we post people don't care because they probably read it from that site already... >:( you ruined the fun
I made up all of mine except for the last one.
Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. The dark's afraid of Chuck Norris.
I made that up. It could be some where on the internet though. ::)
Quote from: kotorfanboy on August 06, 2008, 05:12:21 PMSo much chuck norris:
http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/
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My sister didn't know who Chuck Norris was. I round house kicked her in the face and I'm pretty sure she got the idea.
police consider attacking chuck norris a form of suicide
Revival of my old topic!
Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Wet gets Chuck Norris.
I can't believe no one's said that yet.
I'll throw one in: Chuck Norris clogs the toilet even when he pisses.
Every night the boogey man checks under his bed and in his closet for chuck norris.
If jesus can walk on water,then chuck norris can swim though land.
Said on the first page by me.
Damn it, didn't catch it. Sorry. :D
Chuck Norris has more friends than Tom.
Due to this somewhat random nature, I shall be moving this.
I can't really see this as a game, but...Chuck Norris can slam revolving doors.
I'm... I'm sorry... Chuck Norris?
Let's hope this doesn't inspire a Bob Marley topic.
Oh god, I jinxed myself. I gotta kill Ingus quick.
Very quick.
Tranz, this topic has been around almost as long as you've been a member. Its not anything new.
Chuck Norris was born prematurely. This was partially because he punched his way out of the womb.
Chuck Norris would beat Bob Marley hand-to-hand, but my favorite Jamaican would win at any other form of combat. Unless Mr. T sides with Norris.
And I am making a topic of Bob Marley stuff, just for that.
If chuck norris was a hot sauce one drop would burn though your tongue all the way to your foot because there would be so much kick.
Quote from: SuperFireKirby on June 02, 2009, 04:51:37 PMIf chuck norris was a hot sauce one drop would burn though your tongue all the way to your foot because there would be so much kick.
lol That was actually funny.
Chuck Norris can divide 22 by 7.
Some people can kill two birds with one stone. Chuck Norris can kill ten.
"They say Chuck Norris, instead of a chin, has another fist."
Chuck Norris' tears can cure cancer. To bad he's never cried.
Chuck Norris can hear stoplights change.
Chuck Norris is so hard, he was born with a hat and a beard, with a black belt tied around his waist.
Quote from: SuperFireKirby on June 02, 2009, 04:51:37 PMIf chuck norris was a hot sauce one drop would burn though your tongue all the way to your foot because there would be so much kick.
I actually made that one up!
Heres another one I just made up:
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
You absolutely did not make that one up. It's one of the oldest ones.
Really? I actually did not know that. I always thought it was Chuck Norris can kill two birds with one stone. Oh well.
Chuck Norris can run so fast, he can run around the Earth and punch himself in the back of the head.
Jesus can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim through land.
Chuck Norris once ate 4 live baby turtles, 3 days later the sh** them out, we now know them as the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
With the average man the left testicle is larger than the right one, with Chuck Norris both testicles are learger than the other.
Chuck Norris has no need to read a book, he just has to stare at it untill it gives him hte information that he needs.
Chuck Norris' heart beats 5 times... a week.
Chuck Norris visited the Virgin Islands once, now they are just called the Islands.
Quote from: BlueFlameDude on November 19, 2009, 08:57:13 PMChuck Norris can run so fast, he can run around the Earth and punch himself in the back of the head. I already said it.
Jesus can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim through land. Its already been said, twice.
Chuck Norris once ate 4 live baby turtles, 3 days later the sh** them out, we now know them as the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
With the average man the left testicle is larger than the right one, with Chuck Norris both testicles are learger than the other.
Chuck Norris has no need to read a book, he just has to stare at it untill it gives him hte information that he needs.
Chuck Norris' heart beats 5 times... a week.
Chuck Norris visited the Virgin Islands once, now they are just called the Islands.
Chuck Norris is the women's viagra.
Chuck Norris doesn't need 5-hour energy, he could go the whole 26 hours.
Chuck Norris once died in a fight against Bruce Lee just to see how it felt.
Chuck Norris KO'd Giga Bowser in Brawl once. He'd do it again if needed.
Nintendo couldn't use Chuck Norris as a character in Brawl because of two things.
•The game might crash from over-power.
•People would say the game is too graphic or it's cheating.
Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding.
Chuck Norris was originaly going to be fetured in Street Fighter II. But during testing, the game testers kept complaining that there was a glitch making Chuck Norris's only move a round-house kick, enabling an instant K.O. The programmers couldn't seem to fix it. So his Chuck was scrapped from the game. Later Chuck commented on it. We know now that there was no glitch.
Chuck Norris can beat the game 'Takeshi no Chousenjo' in under a half hour.
Chuck Norris let Cartoon Network borrow his initials, because they pay him to power it.
Chuck Norris still remains the only man alive that can force a game Tekken into being enjoyable.
Chuck Norris can solve 5 sides on the Rubik's cube at the same time and leave it that way.