I'll start:
"Bye-bye, boys!" "Have fun storming the castle!" "Think it'll work?" "It'll take a miracle. Buh-bye!"
"And we're doin' one thing and one thing only - killin Nazi's."
My favourite movie everrr
"Who're those flowers from?"
"Oh, Johnny, sir. He's starring in that new film."
Sorry I know it's not the best from that movie but that quote made me laugh real hard.
"I bet you're the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around."
One of the many solid gold quotes from GySgt. Hartman in Full Metal Jacket
"You keep using that word, but I do not think it means what you think it means."
...And that's how the cookie crumbles.
Because you said that, now I have to say this:
"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."
"What does Marcellus Wallace look like?"
"Ummmm, bald....black-"
"Does he look like a bitch?"
"What?"
"DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH?"
-Jules Winnfield and some random guy, Pulp Fiction
"My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, Commander of the armies of the North, General of the Felix legions, loyal servant to the true Emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next."
"This line is for emergencies only." "No shit! Do you think I'm ordering a fuckin' pizza?!"
John McClane from Die Hard
Wesley:"Give us the gate key."
Yellin:"I-I-I have no gate key."
Inigo:"Fezzik, tear his arms off."
Yellin:"Oh, you mean this gate key."
"It's 103 miles to Chicago. We've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses."
"Hit it."
"YOU. SHALL NOT. PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!"
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"Toto, I've got a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore."
"THERE, I AM NOW AN ENORMOUS TOOL FOREVER."
Okay so it's not from a movie but you don't have to know that.
Quote from: MassiveMayhem on August 23, 2011, 12:44:02 PM"Toto, I've got a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore."
Just read this on a list of commonly misquoted phrases; actually, the word "got" does not appear in this quote. It's just "Toto, I've a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore."
I love reciting this:
There is a man - a certain man
And for the poor you may be sure
That he'll do all he can!
Who is this one?
This fav'rite son?
Just by his action
Has the Traction magnates on the run?
Who loves to smoke?
Enjoys a joke?
Who wouldn't get a bit upset
If he were really broke?
With wealth and fame
He's still the same
I'll bet you five you're not alive
If you don't know his name
-Citizen Kane