Basic game. Keep doing something to the user above to control the throne.
EX:
User 1: I sit on the throne.
User 2: I punch you and take the throne.
And it goes on.....
I sit on the throne I found
I kick you off your throne.
I claim this throne in the name of Spain.
The throne is mine.
I shoot a missle from the moon at the you and take the throne
I goes back in time and creat throne.
Then Sit.
I launch a Turkish invasion on the throne, knock off your nose while using it as taget practice, then occupy the throne.
It is mine once moar.
I simply convince you of the false value of the throne.
'Tis mine.
I send 100 Purple Pikmin, and they lift you up off the throne.
I sit down in a now empty throne.
Quote from: blueflower999 on May 28, 2012, 05:18:21 PMI send 100 Purple Pikmin, and they lift you up off the throne.
And I sit down in it. :P
You from the future falls out of a time rift and knocks you out of the throne.
I sit upon the throne.
I send everyone else in existence into the world of Pokemon as Bidoofs.
Erryday I'm shufflin' on dat throne.
I shoot a portal above a spike pit, amd shoot another on your throne.
I'm sitting on the throne, thinking with portals.
I slap you with a large fish. You fall into a river.
My throne.
I tip your thrown and you fall out of it.
I know sit on the clearly vacant thrown adjacent to the thrown you were just sitting on.
I shout "THIS. IS. SPARTA." and kick you off your throne into a well.
I siteth upon the throne.
But you didn't realize I carved a hole in the throne and you fell into a pit of lava. I fix the throne, and sit on it.
I invent new sitting device, and while its popular I sneek over to the now empty throne.
le sit.
I proceed to eat bunches of cookies and cupcakes and sit on Olimar (and le throne) with my enlarged posterior.
The throne (and more cookies) all for me!
I congratulate Sir Spyro on creating another successful forum game, and he hands me the deed to le throne.
I sit on my now very worn throne.
I watch as the throne gets worn-out and breaks, and then rebuild it
Time for ze sit after ze work
While you were rebuilding, you forgot the nails and it fell apart.
I put nails in an fix it and take the throne.
While you weren't looking, I put termites in the throne and they eat right through until you fall through the hole they ate. I fix the throne, and siteth.
I throw an atomic bomb onto the city, destroying the throne and all of the thronesitterwannabees.
I rebuild the throne on the moon, and sit to watch the chaos of earth commence.
I redirect the moon's orbit towards the sun.
And make a new throne on a more suitable planet that isn't being blown up by atomic bombs?
I hire Samus to seduce you and Fox to bring back the throne to Earth, replacing yours with an atomic bomb.
*superglues self to throne*
I use my secret superpower of apathy. Now I don't care who's on the throne.
*leaves to find more productive thing to do with life*
You were silly and used burning hot superglue. You remove yourself from said throne to avoid burns.
I fill the absence on le throne with myself (and a pillow on the seat).
I sit in a nuke-resistant shelter with an infinite supply of popcorn to watch these silly people fight for a piece of furniture.
Spyro can you post a picture of this throne that we're fighting over? That would make me feel a bit better.
I join shadoninja and bring ice cream.
I spray clouds of chlorine gas into shadoninja's hideout and kill him and K-Night. Then I set fire to Spitllama's pillow, causing him to run off and dunk his butt into water. Meanwhile, I sit upon the throne.
I kick you off.
Throne get.
Quote from: blueflower999 on May 29, 2012, 04:34:13 PMI spray clouds of chlorine gas into shadoninja's hideout and kill him and K-Night.
Jokes on you, we had gas masks on just for lulz.
Goes back in time to before Spyro made this game. Puts motion sensor bomb on throne seat. Makes new throne. Nobody knows about this game. Sit.
You have just created a paradox, you can't go back in time to prevent making this game, but the only reason you're going back in time is because of the game.
And while you're writhing on the floor trying to resolve this paradox I take the throne.
But you sat on a cactus I put on the throne. I sit on the throne
I put on a tweed jacket and bow tie. You are so stunned by my coolness, you don't realize me lifting you off the trhone with a forklift and gently placing you in a river of lava filled with pirahnas and frickin' sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their frickin' heads.
My throne.
I reveal to the thread that your suit was purchased at Costco.
My throne.
"What the hell is a Costco?"
Everyone faceplams at my ignorance.
I sit on the throne because no one is looking.
I unleash an Ice Beam at you. You are frozen to the throne.
I leave.
Quote from: SuperFireKirby on May 30, 2012, 09:23:40 PMI put on a tweed jacket and bow tie. You are so stunned by my coolness, you don't realize me lifting you off the trhone with a forklift and gently placing you in a river of lava filled with pirahnas and frickin' sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their frickin' heads.
My throne.
I see your tweed jacket and bowtie and raise you a pinstripe suit, a trench coat, and a pair of converses.
All of you forget about this game, and I take the throne and move it to France. Sit.
Quote from: SuperFireKirby on May 30, 2012, 09:23:40 PMI put on a tweed jacket and bow tie. You are so stunned by my coolness, you don't realize me lifting you off the trhone with a forklift and gently placing you in a river of lava filled with pirahnas and frickin' sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their frickin' heads.
Ahahaha! Watched that the other day. :P
I claim Frace and hence claim the throne.
I walk in with a BB gun and, because you're French, you run surrender immediately. I sit with mah BB gun.
How true. :P
I become 'The Spy' and assassinate you from behind.
Except that that was my teammate and I was a spy posing as an engineer on your team. I assassinate you from behind and take the throne again.
IfloodyouwithwordsandyouaresoveryconfusedabouthowfastIamtalkingtoyourightnowthatyougetupandrunoutoftheverypristinethroneroomwithabadmigraneandIlaughasItakethethronewithmyrun-onsentences.
It's funny because I had no trouble reading that.
Somebody else take the throne. Imma go sit in the abandoned bomb shelter with the burnt popcorn. I bring mah 3DS and a piano.
Sits on throne, then decides to join Zunawe and together we play an awesome rally of MK7 and play some duets on the piano. :D
I sneak in and choke you both to death. I take your 3DS' and bury your corpses outside. I engineer the piano to be a player piano and have it play music. I start to make more popcorn for anyone who wants to join me in the shelter.
I laugh as a ghost because this has turned into "Control the Bomb Shelter" and everybody forgot about the throne.
By the way, now that I'm a ghost I can inhabit your body. I do so and steal all your popcorn.
Meanwhile I sit upon the throne
I punch you off.
Throne acquired.
I inform you that Zunawe has made a very interesting post and while you get lost reading topic derail after topic derail, I take a seat. At the Throne.
I ditch the throne in search of the missing bomb shelter...
...where could it be? :o
Quote from: Olimar12345 on June 12, 2012, 09:22:53 PMI inform you that Zunawe has made a very interesting post and while you get lost reading topic derail after topic derail, I take a seat. At the Throne.
I blame my friends. Our conversations take the oddest turns.
I present Olimar with all the popcorn that I stole from Shado. He eats all of it and explodes. I use Shado's body (which I am still inhabiting) to create a new body for myself, and I jump off a cliff, pulling myself out at the last second. I then inhabit my new body. I sit on the throne.
....But you realized you were sitting on a cactus instead. I sit on the real throne
<_< >_> . . . *slowly walks toward forgotten throne* *TURNS AROUND QUICKLY* *brushes off dust* *sits*
*Punches Zunawe off through secret compartment in bottom of throne* *Sits*
I take blueflower999's computer and place it on a desk 1 mile away from the throne. Now he leaves to check Ninsheetmusic's forums and I take the throne to an airplane and sit on the throne.
But you didn't realize I planted a bomb on the plane, the plane explodes, the throne falls right down to me, and I sit on it.
Throne Get
I survive from the explosion, and I fall to the CIA HQ, and I use all the material in there to built a teleporting time machine and a memory deleter gun. I had secretly left a tracking device behind the throne, and with that I locate Spyro. I teleport to Spyro and delete his memory and killed him because my hair knows kung-fu, and grab the throne and take it to time machine and I travel 1000 years into the future and soon as I get out of the time machine with the throne,I blow it up and every one inside it and then I built a motorcycle using the throne as the seat, and now I can play CARD GAMES ON MOTORCYCLES!
In all your planning and randomness, I replace the seat on your throne with an ejector seat set to go off once you sit on it. I take the real throne seat and build a new, shinier throne around it and sit.
I find the real seat in the future(paradox), I kick the skeleton off, and sit there.
Your paradox causes you to explode, along with all of time in space.
...meanwhile, in heaven, I find a throne and sit on it.
Because I just turned into an ateist, I reject your realm and substitute it with my own. I sit on the throne. BTW, everyone else but me is a beaver.
I revived myself and decided to remember stuff. I take the throne out of your realm and take it back to Earth and then sit on it.
You suddenly notice that the seat cushion is an acid puddle, and you disappear. I get rid of the acid, and sit on the throne.
Back in square 1.
I go to square 1 and retrieve the throne from the nasty circle beasties. Then I place it in the old bomb shelter from a few pages back and I seal myself in and sit in the throne.
I poured the acid on top of the bomb shelter. I come in, take the throne away, while you stay there and keep asking yourself WTF just happened for the rest of your life. I sit on the throne.
I nuke the world because the bomb shelter was destroyed and now life is meaningless. :( In an alternate reality, I had taken Kman's place in the shelter instead of him, and set up traps around it that Reapr got caught in. Now I has teh throne.
My left thumb survives, and kicks your ass. My thumb sits on the throne.
You are so lustful for your throne that you don't realize that I set up a decoy, and I am sitting on the real throne.
Yeah but while you were looking I swapped my decoy with the throne you were supposed to sit on, so you ended up sitting on my decoy, and I took the real throne and sat on it.
My thumb is blind, but your voice controlled it to the right path, so you got whooped too. Thumb knows that this is the right throne. Thumb sits.
Thumbs can't sit.
Throne taken.
Thumb builds itself a robot body, and kills Spyro with the laser gun. Robothumb sits on the throne.
I eat a 1-UP and destroy your robot and your thumb. I take the throne.
My beaver-world self builds an inter-dimensional transporter, and warps next to you and I kick you off. *sits on the throne*
I shoot a portal above the throne, then one on the seat. I watch and laugh as you are caught in an endless fall. I walk away to let someone else get the throne.
Cave Johnson and I kick FSM out of the loop. Then I sit on the de-portaled throne.
First time, that I appreciate that someone kicked me. One two three four, I declare a thumb war! Olimar loses and somehow dies. I'll sit on the throne.
I revived Olimar and we chop your head of with an ax.
He goes to "hide the body" while I sit on the throne.
Pushed the body under the rug, Then cloned myself. However, my clone doesn't know which one is the real me (between Spyro and myself, because of our avatars) and accidently kills me. Wait, how is this good for me?!
Clone then shares the trone with spyro, for now...
You can't chop my avatar's head off!!! *FAIL* I suck the throne under you and escape. I inhale the throne and sit. (awesome comeback)
From an obscure country I hurl an Enderpearl and it teleports me to the throne, and then I commence ze sitting.
I enter god mode and spawn creepers and ghasts everywhere. You blow up, I destroy the enemies, and then I give myself diamond armor and a diamond sword. Then I enchant them, and sit in my throne.
I don't buy minecraft, and all your weapons disappear. I take an overly-large spoon and scoop you up off the throne, and then fling you into a giant crevice.
My throne.
I bend your spoon with my mind and toss you out with my psychic powers.
I place my lovely arse on the awkwardly warm throne.
But you cannot bend the spoon, because that is impossible. I then realize the truth. There is no spoon. Using my matrix powers, I explode you and sit on the throne.
I throw a rock at Zunawe's head, and he falls off the throne. I sit on it.
I love this game, you can make the most ridiculous deaths and nobody can't complain! With that sentence, I broke the 4th wall and Spyro went down with it.
Throne get.
Quote from: FSM-Reapr on July 08, 2012, 12:58:23 PMI love this game, you can make the most ridiculous deaths and nobody can't complain! With that sentence, I broke the 4th wall and Spyro went down with it.
Throne get.
*Can. Your lack of proper grammar allows me to snatch the throne from under your buttocks.
I'm on 3DS, damn stupid word help! I accidentaly chose "can't" instead of "can".(never has or will choose "preview") Kman goes to check if I misspelled this message, and I sit on the throne.
Throne is a fake replica made of maple syrup and gummy bears. I am still sitting on the original thone, tho.
YUM! I ate it all! But it made me feel bad and I puked on Olimar. Olimar goes to the bathroom, and I sit on the real throne.
I get Palutena to say she'll give you a gift if you go outside. You get mauled by a hewdraw head. I sit on my throne and turn on the cone of silence.
While you go check am I online, I'll sit on the throne. The head wasn't match for my Laser Staff.
*reads Reapr's post*
Zunawe became confused!
Zunawe uses thunder!
The wild Reapr fainted!
Zunawe recieved 1xp for winning.
*uses 1 full restore*
Zunawe is no longer confused.
Sits on the throne.
Wild FSM-Reapr appeared!
Wild FSM-Reapr uses Splash!
It's SUPER MEGA ULTRA HYPER EFFECTIVE!
Zunawe died!(yes, died!)
Zunawe dropped 10$
Zunawe blacked out!
*sits on the throne*
Blueflower used perish song! All those who heard the song will faint in three turns! Blueflower's soundproof prevents him from hearing the song!
Reapr's count fell to 3!
2!
1!
*Sits on throne*
I get Gulp who shoots a firework at you. You blast off to somewhere else, I don't know, maybe China. I take the throne.
I found 3 blue orbs, and dash back and KO you and Gulp. *throne get*
I use Half-Inch to steal your three blue orbs and make a Coma Cudgel via alchemiracle. I use Counter Wait when you try to suck me in, and you are defeated. I sit on the throne.
I begin speaking English, and everyone else watching the furious battle hand me the throne and name me king.
I kick you into some lava. I take the throne.
I throw my cat at you. You are pinned down to the throne. I wheel you and my cat's fat arse over to the same pit of lava and throw you in, but my cat is saved by Spiderman. I create a new throne out of Super Glue and I sit on it, making it impossible for me to get off and impossible to move.
YOUR MOVE. >:D
I use eucalyptus oil to remove you from the throne and fall asleep on it from the sheer physical and mental effort of removing you. XD
*PUF* You are gone, and I sit on the throne.
A meteor just happens to come down from the sky and hit FSM. I sit on the throne.
Apparently you didn't see me crushing that meteor with my Nova Blaster!
The broken shards hit Spyro and he dies.
*throne get*
Quote from: FSM-Reapr on July 11, 2012, 09:29:38 AMApparently you didn't see me crushing that meteor with my Nova Blaster!
XD
I pull out an enormous magnet and attract the throne inside my secret base in the heart of Lebanon. My throne.
I was sitting on the throne, and I still am.
All my bodyguards in my secret base gather around and shoot you. I kick you off and take the throne.
But all your bases are belong to me, so those bodyguards are actually my bodyguards, and they kill you and deliver the throne to me. I take it to the secret bomb shelter and sit.
Quote from: Clanker37 on July 11, 2012, 06:40:04 AMMario taught me that to stop a bullet, just jump on it
Your bullets don't work on me! *Takes the throne away and sits on it*
I kill you with Bullets and Bayonets. Then The Black Horse Troop and I Salute to Kansas and take the throne.
I take the meteor shards out of me and throw them at Olimar. I sit on the throne.
But inside the meteorite was an evil alien virus that manifested into Deoxys, who attacks Spyro and kindly hands me the throne.
...but little did you know that the throne was actually a bomb. I had the real throna all along. Commence le sit.
(Btw, did anyone get my Sousa reference?)
Distraught that nobody got your Sousa reference, you comit suicide and leave the throne to me in your will.
I kick you off the throne. I sit on it.
I confuse Spyro with new and exciting ideas for this game, and his mind is boggled by these awesome and clever ways to take people off the throne. His head explodes, and I clean up the throne and sit.
NOVA BLASTER TIME!!! MUAHAHAHAHAAA!!! ;D
Zunawe dies, and I sit on the throne.
While you are taking the time to enlarge these letters and read them, I kick you off the throne and take it.
Quote from: blueflower999 on July 12, 2012, 08:33:19 PMWhile you are taking the time to enlarge these letters and read them, I kick you off the throne and take it.
Well played, worthy adversary....
Quote from: Olimar12345 on July 12, 2012, 10:58:43 PMWell played, worthy adversary....
In all the time of these posts, I have gathered an army of 1,000 peasants, 350 Rangers, 2000 Veteran Pikemen, 150 Master Swordsmen, 75 Champions, and 40 Crusaders.
Needless to say, I take the throne. :P
All your base are belong to us. I sit at the throne.
Zunawe already used that. He sues you for infringing his copyright, and you have to leave in order to get a better job to support yourself. I take the throne.
You die in clown cancer, I sit on the throne.
I enter the room. You all, disgusted, run away. I take the throne.
Vivian uses Fiery Jynx and you die.
I sit.
Quote from: blueflower999 on July 13, 2012, 04:12:00 AMZunawe already used that. He sues you for infringing his copyright, and you have to leave in order to get a better job to support yourself. I take the throne.
But I had sued Olimar for rights to the throne, so, legally, you all are trespassing. The police arrest you and I sit on my throne.
Quote from: blueflower999 on July 13, 2012, 04:12:00 AMZunawe already used that. He sues you for infringing his copyright, and you have to leave in order to get a better job to support yourself. I take the throne.
I missed that post. :P
Quote from: Zunawe on July 13, 2012, 09:59:51 AMBut I had sued Olimar for rights to the throne, so, legally, you all are trespassing. The police arrest you and I sit on my throne.
But I secretly control the police. You are impeached and I take the throne.
you know what would be the coolest thing ever? if someone would animate everything that has happened in this thread, telling how each one of us has taken over the throne. I think that then, whoever would accomplish that feat, would be truly throne-worthy.
Also. Me and the rest of the SWAT team infiltrate your secret base and recover the throne and take it to the white house so the president can use it.
I am the president. I take the throne.
Quote from: Dudeman on July 13, 2012, 12:07:31 PMI am the president. I take the throne.
But there was a reelection......
THRONE GET!
Quote from: Spyro on July 13, 2012, 03:01:47 PMBut there was a reelection......
THRONE GET!
Bahamut finds that you rigged the election... and when Bahamut finds that you rigged the election...
Time to sit on the throne. :P
I alter time so that the exact instant that it was "Time to sit on the throne." is erased from existence. Therefore, there was no time for you to sit on the throne, and you can no longer sit on the throne.
I sit on the throne while DragonSlayer is frozen inside a paradox in which he announced a time that doesn't exist, therefore erasing him from existence, making it so that there was no reason to alter time, meaning that he never needed to be erased from existence and so on. . .
Also, while trying to follow what just happened, everybody else becomes confused and hurts themselves in confusion.
I kill you with my MAGIC SHOTGUN!!! I sit on the throne.
You accidentally hit the "Seat Eject" button.
I take the now-seatless throne.
Quote from: Dudeman on July 14, 2012, 11:48:30 AMYou accidentally hit the "Seat Eject" button.
I take the now-seatless throne.
I land on you with a time machine, finally ending the paradox, and the series of events after it. :P
And now I take the throne.
You go home, I sit on the throne.
The throne you try to sit on is an illusion. You fall into the bottomless pit beneath you. I take the real throne.
Quote from: Dudeman on July 15, 2012, 02:35:12 PMThe throne you try to sit on is an illusion. You fall into the bottomless pit beneath you. I take the real throne.
I place a beehive on your head, causing you to run off.
This leaves the throne open when I sit on it. :P
But I use my secret DeLorean and my future self creates another paradox by killing Dudeman with a cleaver before he set the trap to kill Spyro. Dudeman ceases to exist because if he were dead, I would have no reason to go back and kill him. Spyro ceases to exist because if I had killed Dudeman, he would not have fallen into a bottomless pit. (Edit because ninja'd by BDS) BlackDragonSlayer doesn't have a reason to get a beehive, so he doesn't do anything. I use my anti-paradox helmet to escape, and sit on the throne.
[unrelated, odd thought]
How do we know that nobody has ever created a time machine? I mean, if it were tested they could create a paradox by just bumping into somebody on the street in the past. The paradox would, theoretically, make them cease to exist in any time period, destroying the time machine and any memory of that person and their doings. . .
[/unrelated, odd thought]
HA! I set the trap for FSM-Reapr, not Spyro, so your paradox is null and void! I pop back into existence and drop a three-ton weight on your head. I take the throne.
How does misnaming a person who happened to be caught in a paradox dependent on your fate destroy my paradox?
While you're thinking about that I make you hold a stick of Acme dynamite. You blow up and turn to ash.
Meep meep!!
*sits on throne*
Quote from: Zunawe on July 15, 2012, 04:34:55 PMHow does misnaming a person who happened to be caught in a paradox dependent on your fate destroy my paradox?
While you're thinking about that I make you hold a stick of Acme dynamite. You blow up and turn to ash.
Meep meep!!
*sits on throne*
You happen to have a debt with a giant undead ogre (whom you don't ever remember meeting :P). He takes you outside to "make you pay" while I sit on the throne. :P
Then the undead ogre realises that you happen to have a debt with him too and takes you outside to "make you pay" while I sit on the throne. ;)
The undead ogre gets tired of his job and decides to take the throne for himself. After making jxjxjx "pay", he takes the throne. Oh, wait a minute...I'm the ogre.
I order a wrecking ball and a big machine hits you off of the throne. I sit on it
You didn't pay for the ball, so they take your throne to the owner as a refund. The owner is me. I sit on the throne.
Quote from: FSM-Reapr on July 17, 2012, 07:52:04 AMYou didn't pay for the ball, so they take your throne to the owner as a refund. The owner is me. I sit on the throne.
I force you into bankruptcy, making you to give me the throne in exchange for your debts to be cleared. :P
I thus sit on the throne.
I buy 51% of your bank. The throne is now legally mine. I sit on it.
Quote from: FSM-Reapr on July 17, 2012, 01:45:39 PMI buy 51% of your bank. The throne is now legally mine. I sit on it.
War erupts; becoming a General, I am "allowed" to commandeer the throne for "military purposes" (e.g. sitting, entertainment, resting :P).
War ends. Throne returns to me. I sit.
I claim the throne in that it was a sacred artifact stolen in the war. Le sit.
Quote from: Clanker37 on July 17, 2012, 11:12:44 PMI claim the throne in that it was a sacred artifact stolen in the war. Le sit.
I coerce you to write me into your will. Not but a few days later, I obtain the throne (through this method). :P
You don't have money to pay the taxes. You sell the throne to me. You get a penny, I sit on my throne.
You go to buy groceries and have an unfortunate and completely not-suspicious car accident.
I take the throne.
Quote from: Dudeman on July 18, 2012, 12:03:40 PMYou go to buy groceries and have an unfortunate and completely not-suspicious car accident.
I take the throne.
The new police chief (I had to find a job, didn't I? :P) finds out about the shady events behind this and arrests you. As retribution, the throne is taken from you.
It happens to find its way into my office. :P
Then you realised that your office was bought from me. The throne is rightfully mine. I sit on it.
Quote from: jxjxjx on July 19, 2012, 02:06:13 AMThen you realised that your office was bought from me. The throne is rightfully mine. I sit on it.
'Cause that didn't make any sense, I get the throne and sit on it.
I throw my fridge at you and claim the throne.
Unfortunately, the fridge is still on the throne. You throw out your back trying to move it and are taken to the hospital. Meanwhile, I hire some heavy lifters and they move the fridge for me. I sit on the throne.
I'm still a pancake on the throne, I throw you away.
I recruit a team of unpaid assassins to kill you all. I keep them around to guard me from any future attacks.
Throne got getted.
Quote from: K-NiGhT on July 19, 2012, 01:03:11 PMI recruit a team of unpaid assassins to kill you all. I keep them around to guard me from any future attacks.
Throne got getted.
A depression hits; the assassins get disgruntled with no pay. I hire them out behind your back, leading to certain events that cause me to be able to own (and sit on) the throne. :P
The world explodes. In yet another universe I have had the throne for all of eternity and all creatures in existence fear me, and don't dare to take the throne.
I don't care about Zunawe's post. I sit on the throne.
You are smitten. I sit back on my throne.
Quote from: Zunawe on July 19, 2012, 01:51:56 PMYou are smitten. I sit back on my throne.
I bravely walk into your throne room, Armageddon's Blade and the Fire Emblem (the original Shield of Seals) in my hands. I oust you from the kingdom, liberating the people, and becoming king.
I fire a tranquilizer dart from afar. I put you in a santa clause suit and watch as you are swarmed by a million kids. I laugh and walk away.
And I sit on the throne. :P
"Wingardium Leviosa!" You fly off the chair leaving me to sit.
SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE! You can't live anymore, 'cause I spoiled the movie/book. You go jump off a bridge and I sit on the throne.
I come back from boy scout camp, shoot you with my new skills using a .22 rifle, and you fall off of the throne, dead. Throne get.
I come back from boy scout camp, shoot you with new paintball skills (i got better at taking hits), use the paddle from white water rafting to knock you off the throne, and seize it.
After Jub has controlled the throne now for 6 days(congrats), he'll leave to home. Throne get.
Quote from: FSM-Reapr on July 28, 2012, 07:18:41 AMAfter Jub has controlled the throne now for 6 days(congrats), he'll leave to home. Throne get.
I lure you away with a sales pitch, sneaking in and taking the throne.
But I wasn't happy so you gave me my money and throne back.
I buy you a copy of Kirby's Epic Yarn so you go home and play it. I sit on the throne
Already 100% that game. That negates your post, and I still got the throne.
Quote from: FSM-Reapr on July 28, 2012, 04:12:46 PMAlready 100% that game. That negates your post, and I still got the throne.
When you get back, the throne is GONE! :o
I have it! :P
Actually, I didn't go anywhere. *NEGATE*
You wake up. IT WAS ALL A DREAM. I have the throne in reality.
Quote from: Dudeman on July 29, 2012, 11:29:13 AMYou wake up. IT WAS ALL A DREAM. I have the throne in reality.
...but not for long. :P
I burst in with a horde of Behemoths and take the throne.
My best bud Zeus thunderbolts all your behemoths and grants me the sole rights to sit upon the throne. Throne taken.
But then the Catholic Church comes and takes over all Roman/Greek religion. Zeus ceases to exist, and you are declared a heretic. I sit on the throne while you are burned at the stake.
Quote from: Zunawe on July 29, 2012, 01:17:01 PMBut then the Catholic Church comes and takes over all Roman/Greek religion. Zeus ceases to exist, and you are declared a heretic. I sit on the throne while you are burned at the stake.
O.O
I take out a bag of popcorn and watch the festivities.
Quote from: Zunawe on July 29, 2012, 01:17:01 PMBut then the Catholic Church comes and takes over all Roman/Greek religion. Zeus ceases to exist, and you are declared a heretic. I sit on the throne while you are burned at the stake.
I march in with an army of holy Crusaders upon the order of the Catholic Church. I smite thee and take the throne.
I send 100 Purple Pikmin to throw you off the throne. I sit.
Quote from: blueflower999 on May 28, 2012, 05:18:21 PMI send 100 Purple Pikmin, and they lift you up off the throne.
:P I sue Spyro for totally copying me even though he made this thread and therefore has no excuse for missing my post.
You go bankrupt, and I pay you a quarter to give me the throne. Le sit.
I win. I sit on the throne.
Quote from: FSM-Reapr on July 18, 2012, 06:49:48 AMYou don't have money to pay the taxes. You sell the throne to me. You get a penny, I sit on my throne.
Quote from: blueflower999 on July 29, 2012, 05:59:00 PMYou go bankrupt, and I pay you a quarter to give me the throne. Le sit.
I sue you and I win. Throne get.
(Even though I sued B-Flower I somehow got the throne)
I kill you using a mace.
I sit.
You can't kill a Reapr! I take your soul and move your body off the throne. I sit.
PS: I took your wallet. :P
Quote from: FSM-Reapr on July 30, 2012, 07:55:24 AMYou can't kill a Reapr! I take your soul and move your body off the throne. I sit.
PS: I took your wallet. :P
Installed in the wallet is an "ether trap" I intended to use on Spyro. :P You are trapped inside, allowing me to take the throne.
I send in bodyguards to take you and throw you in a river
I sit on the throne
But there was a chomp trap on the throne. You get sent to another dimension and I sit on the throne.
I set the throne on fire. You can keep sitting on it, if you would like.
I'm wearing a flame-proof suit. I feel nothing and nobody can come close because it burns them.
I kill you with Red Pikmin.
Then I put on my fire-proof suit. My throne.
I come out back into the dimension. I send a lightning bolt at you with my magic powers and take the throne to my private resort in Hawaii.
...but it's still on fire, and you burn to death. My throne.
Hawaii sinks and puts out the fire. You drown and I come back to life as a shark and "sit" on the throne.
Quote from: Zunawe on July 31, 2012, 05:32:35 PMHawaii sinks and puts out the fire. You drown and I come back to life as a shark and "sit" on the throne.
I whisk the throne away when you are sleeping. :P
But Zunawe got mad and ate you. While he was enjoying that, I sit.
I finish BDS and eat you. I swim with the throne to the lowest part of the ocean I can survive where everybody implodes because of the pressure, and sit.
I get a big submarine with missles and destroy you completely and utterly, and use a claw on the bottom of my sub to bring the throne to an undisclosed location and sit there, where none of you will ever find me. I also removed any tracking bufs/gps thingys for teh lulz.
My throne. Until I die.
I become a ghost (again [I do that a lot]) and spend eternity searching for the throne. I find it, and you die. I sit on the throne as a ghost and scare everybody away. . . Then I get bored of sitting on the throne so I take it to where everybody else is, set up a video camera, and then eat ghost popcorn and watch everybody attack each other from the bomb shelter.
My ghost meets up with your ghost and we share popcorn and candy and soda while people murder each other over a chair.
8)
We also have an organ because, you know, pianos aren't spooky enough for ghosts to play. Also, I call all the peanut butter cups.
That's okay I hate peanut butter.
*shocked gasp* . . . . . . Okay. Oh, also there are two super-epic euphoniums (why does chrome not recognize that as a word?!?!?!). And a Trombone.
Anyway, back to people stealing le chair.
Quote from: Zunawe on August 01, 2012, 06:15:14 PM*shocked gasp* . . . . . . Okay. Oh, also there are two super-epic euphoniums (why does chrome not recognize that as a word?!?!?!). And a Trombone.
Anyway, back to people stealing le chair.
*steals le chair without breaking a sweat*
Meanwhile, Zunawe and I begin to play an epic Euphonium duet.
Maybe Olimar12345 will show up and play Trombone...
I get a degree in exorcism and drive K-NiGhT and Zunawe to the underworld. Then I steal Olimar's trombone and hit BlackDragonSlayer over the head with it. He dies, I take the throne and sit.
Quote from: Dudeman on August 02, 2012, 12:36:41 PMI get a degree in exorcism and drive K-NiGhT and Zunawe to the underworld. Then I steal Olimar's trombone and hit BlackDragonSlayer over the head with it. He dies, I take the throne and sit.
I come back (skilled in dark magic as well as light magic :P) as a Necromancer. Since you can only exorcise a ghost (or other evil spirits), you are helpless against me. I take the throne!
I'm wondering why Dudeman decided to steal Olimar's Trombone when he was never even there. . . Anyway, now we can play duets in the underworld for Hades. He secretly loves low brass.
He likes our music so much that he decides to bring us back to life. We gang up on BDS and kill him. We make a duplicate throne and both sit.
Quote from: K-NiGhT on August 02, 2012, 03:52:58 PMHe likes our music so much that he decides to bring us back to life. We gang up on BDS and kill him. We make a duplicate throne and both sit.
Fool! :P You can't kill a Necromancer... well, not permanentely... :P
I fuse the two thrones (and you) together, giving me the advantage I need to take the throne back (two heads with different brains in the same body tend to argue :P).
After waiting so many days, you got hungry and left. I sit.
I pull out a flamethrower and burn you to a crisp. After brushing the ashes off of it, I sit on the throne.
Quote from: Dudeman on August 14, 2012, 12:31:54 PMI pull out a flamethrower and burn you to a crisp. After brushing the ashes off of it, I sit on the throne.
I come back from my lunch break and ((please stand by))...
I take the throne. :P
The creativeness police decide that simply saying you take the throne was not worthy of getting you the throne. You are arrested and thrown into a dimension in which everything is gray and square and there is no creativity. I sneak up and take the throne while the police are dragging you away kicking and screaming.
My friend's co-worker's cousin's niece comes kidnap you so I can sit on the throne. I sit.
Quote from: Spyro on August 14, 2012, 02:58:12 PMMy friend's co-worker's cousin's niece comes kidnap you so I can sit on the throne. I sit.
By
negative associate with the friend's co-worker's cousin's niece (who is involved in a gang), you are arrested and sent to jail.
I get out of the "void" on good behavior and happen along the throne. :P
The Borg assimilate you. Resistance is futile.
I take the throne.
The Cybermen, who actually created the term "You will be assimiliated", upgrade you. You help upgrade the throne into a cyberthrone. I escape.
Quote from: shadowkirby on August 15, 2012, 02:07:12 PMThe Cybermen, who actually created the term "You will be assimiliated", upgrade you. You help upgrade the throne into a cyberthrone. I escape.
I assimilate the Borg. No questions asked, no answers given. :P
I then bombard the throne room with tools and my newfound knowledge, blasting everything but the throne to bits. :P
I get out of jail for good behavior and come get revenge at DragonSlayer by taking back the throne. I get the throne!
Let's have a game!
Winner gets the throne.
YOU LOSE.
But we played a rematch for it, and I WON
I get throne.
It's discovered that life is just a giant game of Sorry! I draw a bunch of Sorry! cards and bumb everybody back to start (birth). Because you are so young, I easily overpower you and claim the throne. (I also have sound-cancelling earbuds so you're crying doesn't do anything.)
You are 16, I am 18. Nuff said.
*POW*
Throne get.
Quote from: FSM-Reapr on August 17, 2012, 02:29:37 PMYou are 16, I am 18. Nuff said.
*POW*
Throne get.
Lol, didn't you understand any of that baby thing?
Oh right, in English "you" can mean more persons. I thought you were talking to Spyro.
I still got the throne.
I drink a special formula to return to my regular state and take back the throne.
Quote from: FSM-Reapr on August 17, 2012, 02:36:06 PMOh right, in English "you" can mean more persons. I thought you were talking to Spyro.
I still got the throne.
Ah. I said "everybody" in the second sentence, but oh well.
Totally missed that. Oh well.
I knock myself out, and take the throne.
wait...what?
I drag your unconcious body and dump it some where on the Nullabor Plain. Throne is mine.
Quote from: Clanker37 on August 19, 2012, 08:03:47 AMI drag your unconcious body and dump it some where on the Nullabor Plain. Throne is mine.
When you get back from the Nullarbor Plain, I have already taken the throne; caught by surprise, I knock YOU out. :P
While you drag Clanker away I put a motion sensor bomb on the throne. You sit on it and esplode. I sit on the throne.
You'll need to use the bathroom eventually. I'll wait.
Quote from: Jub3r7 on August 19, 2012, 01:53:11 PMYou'll need to use the bathroom eventually. I'll wait.
Your waiting doesn't last long; a crazy machine bursts in and sprays fire all over... including over you...
I, in the machine body, take the throne. :P
I...who has a wrench, unscrews your nuts and bolts and dumps your whole clump of metal into space, making sure everything is blown into bits before releasing it in the space. I gracefully run for the throne with pit and link carrying me and then they guard me standing, side by side from the throne
(>A<)
Quote from: Pit0010 on August 21, 2012, 05:48:12 AMI...who has a wrench, unscrews your nuts and bolts and dumps your whole clump of metal into space, making sure everything is blown into bits before releasing it in the space. I gracefully run for the throne with pit and link carrying me and then they guard me standing, side by side from the throne
(>A<)
Dark Pit, Dark Link, and Dark Kirby come and defeat you. :P Carrying my soul-in-a-jar, they bring me to the throne. :P
There is no "Dark Kirby". Real Kirby gets mad and kills you.
Throne get.
Quote from: FSM-Reapr on August 21, 2012, 11:53:25 AMThere is no "Dark Kirby". Real Kirby gets mad and kills you.
Throne get.
http://kirby.wikia.com/wiki/Shadow_Kirby (http://kirby.wikia.com/wiki/Shadow_Kirby) :P
But there IS a Dark Meta Knight; he comes to my aid, tossing Kirby into you. :P
*holds throne over head Zelda-style*
I know Shadow Kirby, but that isn't Dark Kirby.
Kirby kills DMK and gives me the throne.
Quote from: FSM-Reapr on August 21, 2012, 12:44:43 PMI know Shadow Kirby, but that isn't Dark Kirby.
Kirby kills DMK and gives me the throne.
I send out all my thousands of minions at once, who overwhelm you and Kirby.
"Why don't all villains do that? :P"
Ghirahim kills you and your minions with his huge army of Bokoblins, Moblins, and Stalfos.
I take the throne.
Quote from: FSM-Reapr on August 21, 2012, 12:44:43 PMI know Shadow Kirby, but that isn't Dark Kirby.
Kirby kills DMK and gives me the throne.
Hai guys
A wild Shadowkirby appears! Everybody is distracted! I move the throne out from under Dudeman.
Quote from: Zunawe on August 21, 2012, 05:09:12 PMA wild Shadowkirby appears! Everybody is distracted! I move the throne out from under Dudeman.
While moving the throne, you fall off of a cliff cartoon-style, but don't emerge unharmed cartoon-style.
The throne
happens to fall next to me; I sit on the throne. :P
I come back and take the throne.
Unoriginality is unoriginal.
The throne is confiscated by me. I sit.
Quote from: Zunawe on August 14, 2012, 02:45:52 PMThe creativeness police decide that simply saying you take the throne was not worthy of getting you the throne. You are arrested and thrown into a dimension in which everything is gray and square and there is no creativity. I sneak up and take the throne while the police are dragging you away kicking and screaming.
Quote from: Dudeman on August 26, 2012, 11:12:12 AMUnoriginality is unoriginal.
The throne is confiscated by me. I sit.
(basically the same thing. I was just more elaborate)
The irony makes your head explode. I clean up the throne and sit.
I come bursting into the throne room riding a rainbow flygon with a diamond sword in my hand that commences to shoot portals and fluffy bunnies and teleport everyone to a poisonous asteroid known for its dwarves and casserole. I am then carried by twenty-four sugar-gliders to settle upon the throne, therefore becoming Queen of the Stupid.
I sit in the throne and laugh at your ramblings from the LSD I gave you.
I sit next to Zunawe on the throne and raise a Light Screen around the throne.
Also, Cirno is the Queen of the Stupid, not Fleetstar. Or maybe Utsuho Reiuji.
But the throne is only big enough for me! So I backstab you and become an evil dictator! Mwahahaha
"Critical hit on Substitute. The Substitute fades away."
I obliterate you with a point blank Hyper Beam.
I become invisible and fly somewhere nearby to watch.
...which leaves the throne open, allowing me to take it.
Quote from: Dudeman on August 30, 2012, 01:20:14 PM...which leaves the throne open, allowing me to take it.
As UnknownKirbyMan goes to ambush you...
You've activated my trap card!!! Tributing a DARK monster with 1000 or less ATK, I eliminate both of you with Crush Card Virus. :P
Except I wasn't eliminated. I didn't go to ambush anybody. I vanished and watched.
I cast Sticky Flame on you. Your cards and other paper objects began to burn.
I leave the area for now.
I SUMMON EXODIA!
Throne get. ;)
I fail to understand these references, and, because everybody knows that only things I know about exist (trollface), Exodia dissapears and I use my sonic screwdriver's noise to annoy you and you leave. I sit on le chair of excellence.
Quote from: Zunawe on August 31, 2012, 02:41:46 PMI fail to understand these references, and, because everybody knows that only things I know about exist (trollface), Exodia dissapears and I use my sonic screwdriver's noise to annoy you and you leave. I sit on le chair of excellence.
Same applies to me. :P Sonic's screwdriver (:P) goes poof, and I approach you, intent on taking the throne.
Lol. Sonic's screwdriver. You need to watch Doctor Who.
I use Gravity on you. Taking the Throne.
Quote from: SocialFox on August 31, 2012, 10:02:42 PMI use Gravity on you. Taking the Throne.
Gravity (I assume you mean Final Fantasy-style spell?) also applies to the throne; it comes with me. :P
While on the ceiling, I get the throne.
I put Justin Beiber in your head, encouraging you to proceed with euthanasia. Throne Falls down and I get the Throne.
A rocket from my house on mars comes at you and blasts you away.
I take the throne.
As all 5 parts of Exodia are in the graveyard, I activate Contract with Exodia to Summon Exodia Necross. He cannot be destroyed by spell cards, trap cards and monster card effects, and each time he battles he gains 1000 attack. Exodia Necross keeps attacking Spyro untill his attack exceeds Spyro's and destroys him.
I take the throne.
I activate Soul Demolition, and with that I destroy Exodia Necross. I punch you off the throne and sit on it.
Quote from: FSM-Reapr on September 01, 2012, 07:11:27 AMI activate Soul Demolition, and with that I destroy Exodia Necross. I punch you off the throne and sit on it.
If either player has no monsters in their Graveyard, the effect of this card (Soul Demolision) cannot be activated.
Your Soul Demolition fails, because I have no monsters in my grave. The throne is still mine.
I activate Imperial Iron Wall to keep you from banishing cards.
(Also you couldn't destroy Necross doing that anyway, because I am using the anime version).
SCREW THE RULES, I HAVE MONEY!!!
Throne get. ;)
I appear as a corparate bank theif and give you so much debt that you have to sell the throne. I get the throne.
I buy the throne from you. Throne taken!
I use the kamehameha on you and it kills you. I get the throne.
We waited so long so he died and I took the throne.
Quote from: Spyro on October 04, 2012, 03:09:10 PMWe waited so long so he died and I took the throne.
You caught a plague from the body, and you die. :(
After decontaminating the area, I take the throne. :P
Quote from: BlackDragonSlayer on October 04, 2012, 03:11:44 PMYou caught a plague from the body, and you die. :(
After decontaminating the area, I take the throne. :P
ALMIGHTY PUSH!
I get the throne.
I become an undead and since I'm undead, I'm invincible! Even a push will not work!
I take the throne.
I spill coffee on your favorite pair of jeans and you leave to clean them.
I get the throne.
I walk in with earplugs that cancel out all noise and blast "Friday" on a boombox. Those of you that don't leave bleed to death through your ears. I sit on the throne.
ALMIGHTY PULL!
I get the Throne.
You get trapped in a closed space because your lack of creativeness bores Haruhi Suzumiya.
I get the throne and I share it with the real Yuki Nagato.
I kidnap you all and make you play the nonary game. But there is no door with a 9.
I sit on the throne and laugh.
You just got your data link terminated.
Throne get.
Quote from: FSM-Reapr on October 20, 2012, 01:20:06 PMYou just got your data link terminated.
Throne get.
I become a soul reaper and use my bankai to kick your ass.
Throne get.
I become a FSM-Reapr and destroy everything else except me and the throne with my epic guitar playing.
*sits on the throne*
How is the gutair there.
And since I'm a soul reaper, I can't be destroyed, and I go mugetsu on you.
Throne Get.
Quote from: SocialFox on October 20, 2012, 03:26:42 PMHow is the gutair there.
While you go learn to spell right to pass the 2nd grade, I take the throne.
Quote from: FSM-Reapr on October 20, 2012, 03:30:08 PMWhile you go learn to spell right to pass the 2nd grade, I take the throne.
In your careless rush to get the throne, you trip on a rock I placed in front of the throne...
Skull-shattering throne get. Ouch...
SHATTER KYOKA SUIGETSU.
I get throne.
Quote from: SocialFox on October 31, 2012, 11:39:34 PMSHATTER KYOKA SUIGETSU.
I get throne.
I don't even know what that is...
It's not very effective...
BlackDragonSlayer uses Big Stick; it's super effective!
You (me) have obtained 1 throne. :P
Zunawe uses Half-Inch.
Stole Throne from BDS.
Use Throne.
I pull out my Cytokinesis Gun and fire it at Zunawe. The instantaneous split of all his cell's cytoplasm (keep in mind that cytokinesis normally occurs after mitosis; in this case, it would just skip mitosis) results in something I assume would be horrendous.
I imagine I'd explode because all my cells just doubled at once. Also I'm still in the throne, so ha!
I come and you politely give me the throne. Thank you, Zunawe. :)
I say "**** this" and go to my own throne.
Quote from: SocialFox on November 06, 2012, 01:22:58 PMI say "**** this" and go to my own throne.
Your cardboard throne collapses. I fire my Cytokinesis Gun at both you and FSM. Since it didn't fully recharge since last time, after firing those two shots, the gun malfunctions and breaks apart. :P
I still control the throne, though. :P
I go God mode and use Finger of the Moutanin.
Throne Get.
GOMU GOMU NOOOOO....BAZZOOOKAAA!
My throne
Quote from: Pit0010 on November 14, 2012, 10:31:49 PMGOMU GOMU NOOOOO....BAZZOOOKAAA!
My throne
SEA PRISIM STONE.
You fall unconsious and I get throne. (Logia is much cooler anyway.)
I kick you off the throne.
It's mine.
Having come back from a long break from defending the streets against unoriginal people, the lack-of-creativity police come and arrest TBWCW. I take the throne while nobody is looking.
A swarm of bee's stung Zunawe and he ran away screaming. I took the throne after helping myself to some warm cookies.
Quote from: The Boy Who Cried Wolf on November 25, 2012, 12:50:00 PMA swarm of bee's stung Zunawe and he ran away screaming. I took the throne after helping myself to some warm cookies.
You find out the cookies are bombs about to explode; too bad you already ate some.
Throne get! :P
Stupidly enough when you were offered cookies you took some, you exploded and I regained the throne.
*Everyone has gone away*
*Tip toe tip toe tip toe...*
*Checks both ways just to be sure*
*Dusts*
*Sits*
My throne.
Quote from: blueflower999 on January 15, 2013, 09:26:58 AM*Everyone has gone away*
*Tip toe tip toe tip toe...*
*Checks both ways just to be sure*
*Dusts*
*Sits*
My throne.
*the dust is poisonous dust* :P
*I, wearing a gas mask, take the throne* :P
But because you stuck your tongue out ( ::)) you poked a hole in the mask and died of poison. I, however, was secretly a Steel Type, and wake back up, taking the throne.
I use my Blaziken to Fire Punch you out of existence. Get equipped with Throne.
My Darmanitan use Flare Blitz so yeah.
Throne get.
Quote from: Waddle Bro on January 15, 2013, 01:30:02 PMMy Darmanitan use Flare Blitz so yeah.
Throne get.
Steel/Dragon/Dark (or just Steel/Dragon like Dialga) me is revived and spews poison all over. :P
Control the throne, though now, I can't sit on it. :P
I still sit on it.
I gain the powers of a Ground-type. Poison? What Poison?
Throne GET!
But I am Steel, completely immune to poison. I kill you and take the throne!
Quote from: blueflower999 on January 15, 2013, 01:49:00 PMBut I am Steel, completely immune to poison. I kill you and take the throne!
I use Earth Power, and take the throne. Your Sp. Def is lowered by one stage.
I, EXDEATH, WITH THE POWER OF THE VOID, CONSUME YOU ALL AND GET THE FRUIT THRONE!
I tackle you down and pin you to the ground, literally. Poor some acid in yah throat! And I gracefully sit down on the throne like nothing happened
Quote from: Pit0010 on January 16, 2013, 04:45:00 AMI tackle you down and pin you to the ground, literally. Poor some acid in yah throat! And I gracefully sit down on the throne like nothing happened
A group of Charizards Flamethrower you from the air; ouch. :P
I claim the throne.
The throne melted in all the heat. You sink in the molten gold as it solidifies. I create a new throne from diamond and put you and the old throne in front of the throne room as a warning to other throne-seekers.
Quote from: BlackDragonSlayer on January 16, 2013, 10:22:38 AMA group of Charizards Flamethrower you from the air; ouch. :P
I claim the throne.
OH SHIT ITS THE BEST POKÉMON TEAM EVER (http://brawlinthefamily.keenspot.com/2012/08/17/430-the-best-pokemon-team-ever/)
^That ends up being way too many gym fights. Especially HG/SS Bellsprout Tower with Quilava.
I never said that I sat on the throne, so I pull out a bazooka and fire it at Zunawe. :P
You still didn't sit on the throne, so I craft a new one and sit on it (but not before obliterating BDS with turrets. Yeah. Portal turrets.).
However, you didn't notice that I threw 3 of each type of bomb as Bomberman, and I use remote detonator to set them off, and you fall off Final Destination.
I then go to the neglected bomb shelter and sit there.
Quote from: SocialFox on January 16, 2013, 04:22:00 PMHowever, you didn't notice that I threw 3 of each type of bomb as Bomberman, and I use remote detonator to set them off, and you fall off Final Destination.
I then go to the neglected bomb shelter and sit there.
(https://www.ninsheetmusic.org/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.giantbomb.com%2Fuploads%2F0%2F8959%2F1733499-cacodemon.gif&hash=02d94fb7200a7a47ba22210da7103eb54e6e7cd1)(https://www.ninsheetmusic.org/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.giantbomb.com%2Fuploads%2F0%2F8959%2F1733499-cacodemon.gif&hash=02d94fb7200a7a47ba22210da7103eb54e6e7cd1)(https://www.ninsheetmusic.org/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.giantbomb.com%2Fuploads%2F0%2F8959%2F1733499-cacodemon.gif&hash=02d94fb7200a7a47ba22210da7103eb54e6e7cd1)(https://www.ninsheetmusic.org/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.giantbomb.com%2Fuploads%2F0%2F8959%2F1733499-cacodemon.gif&hash=02d94fb7200a7a47ba22210da7103eb54e6e7cd1)(https://www.ninsheetmusic.org/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.giantbomb.com%2Fuploads%2F0%2F8959%2F1733499-cacodemon.gif&hash=02d94fb7200a7a47ba22210da7103eb54e6e7cd1)
Cacodemon army attacks and infiltrates the shelter; Cyberdemon-me rips the walls open with my bare hands. :P After finishing you, we claim the throne.
There is no throne in the bomb shelter. I claim the real one.
Your throne doesn't have the real gold and gems on it. I have the real throne, stuck to my ass :D
It turns out that you are really a bomb created by me, I use remote detonator and You die in a firely blitz.
I make a wooden throne to replace the throne I just destroyed and rebuild the bomb shelter.
Quote from: SocialFox on January 16, 2013, 06:29:28 PMIt turns out that you are really a bomb created by me, I use remote detonator and You die in a firely blitz.
I make a wooden throne to replace the throne I just destroyed and rebuild the bomb shelter.
*a trail of gunpowder ignites and sets the throne on fire, which triggers a bomb inside the shelter*
*I build another gold throne, with rubber and heat-resistant materials* :P
You think the guy that made the throne cheated you and you ask Archimedes to make sure it's really solid gold. I kidnap him and put on a disguise and secretly put a contact poison on the throne and return it to you. You sit on it and die a very painful death.
Archimedes is then brainwashed and forced to create war machines for me to defend the new throne that I made out of diamond again. *sit*
Time paradox. Physics no longer exist. You get sucked into the void that was reality.
Incidentally, in an alternate universe, I take the throne.
The void spits me out into the throne and I knock you off a cliff that the throne is on in the new universe.
The Throne was a bomb the alturnate me made.
Throne/Bomb shelter get.
You have gone too long without using the organ in the bomb shelter. Because of this you are evicted. I go to do something else for a while.
Since I built the throne myself, a giant time paradox occurs, where you are crushed in a "time snap," where events get back to normal. :P
I remain on my throne.
THERE'S A WAR HERE! WARS ARE NOT GOOD.
I shout: STOP!
*everyone suddenly stops*
I shout: THIS WAR IS UNNECESSARY! WE ALL KNOW, CLEARLY, THAT THE THRONE...BELONGS TO ME.
I sit inonthe real one, which was in space. ;)
But then the Space Core and Wheatly bash into you, and graciously hand me the throne.
Rick the Adventure Core sticks a thorn in your side. (+1 if you get that reference)
While you are distracted, I take the throne.
I throw a bomb thE OLD FASHONED WAY.
Throne get.
I get the reference. ::)
You get an arrow shot in the knee. You fall off screaming in pain. My throne.
Quote from: blueflower999 on January 17, 2013, 05:54:43 PMI get the reference. ::)
You get an arrow shot in the knee. You fall off screaming in pain. My throne.
As you attacked a civilian, I arrest you with my guard powers and take the throne.
And what reference?
This reference. (http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=1&cad=rja&ved=0CDIQFjAA&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3Dwxfh9Lg7e1c&ei=DK74UJvqMoSoiAL1joHQAQ&usg=AFQjCNFi598qEXFzJFgfFAccSjkbh3PUNw&bvm=bv.41248874,d.cGE)
I use my dual portal gun to move the throne from under you. You fall off and break your neck, and I take the throne.
I break Kyoka Suigetsu's illusion and the throne disappears.
I sit on the real throne.
Screw this throne! I'm gunna go make my own throne, with blackjack, and hookers! You know what? Forget the blackjack!
I buy animation software!
One of the Throne's legs breaks and I fall off.
I fix the leg and sit on the throne.
you sit on a banana pill I planted before hand and slip off.
throne is mine
Quote from: Pit0010 on May 31, 2013, 11:15:49 PMyou sit on a banana pill I planted before hand and slip off.
throne is mine
You sit on Toxic Spikes (http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Toxic_Spikes_(move)) placed on the throne. :P After clearing the throne of all hazards and inspecting it for traps, I sit on the throne.
I build 8 robot masters and kill sheikah, taking his throne.
I infect your Robot Masters with Roboenza, making them work for me.
They are the ones from Mega Man 6: Tomahawk Man, Wind Man, Flame Man, Plant Man, Blizzard Man, Knight Man, Yamato Man, and Centaur Man
Still sitting in my throne, I detonate the remote bomb inside them, causing them to explode.
Since you only killed sheikah, I am still alive... but you aren't for long (I assume "death by some sort of summoned ethereal entities")...
I doublecast Ultima on BDS, killing him and destroying his throne.
i make a throne out of hickory since i cant see one.
But TZP sits on the Iron Throne, which is better than the hickory throne, so he has the throne.
i wolf him and take the throne
The person whom Yugi-Fox doublecast Ultima on was actually the Famed Mimic Gogo; angry, he triplecasts Meteor on him, Zunawe, TZP, and FSM.
Gogo sits on the throne, and I hide behind the throne. :P
But it turns out, I had Break Damage Limit on, and I kill Famed Mimic Gogo
My throne.
Quote from: Yugi on June 02, 2013, 08:14:08 PMBut it turns out, I had Break Damage Limit on, and I kill Famed Mimic Gogo
My throne.
I stab you a la Sephiroth (except without the "jumping down from above" part), since I was hiding behind the throne. :P
I push you off and take the throne.
Spyro dies of boredom and I inherit the throne.
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I get Moltres, Zapdos, Articuno, Yveltal, Xerneas, Zekrom, Reshiram, Kyurem, Mewtwo, Mew, Ho-Oh, Lugia, Entei, Suicine, Raikou, Groudon, Raquaza, Kyogre, Deoxys, Latios, Latias, Celebi, Regirock, Regice, Registeel, Regigigas, Cresselia, Darkrai, Azelf, Mesprit, Uxie, Palkia, Dialga, and Giratina to all blast you off the throne. The throne is now vacant and I am the only one present at the moment. Thus the throne now belongs to me and my massive army of pokemon are guarding it. Oh, and the Mario brothers are also on either side of the my throne giving me further protection. *sits down* Luigi, get me a few oranges.
I get Rotom, Heatran, Cobalion, Terrakion, Virizion, Keldeo, Genesect, Meloetta, Landorus, Thundurus, Tornadus, Hoopa, Diancie, and Volcanion to remove you. *Sits*
I object to your taking the throne, presenting as evidence a mandate from the government which has banned you from this country. I sit.
The evidence was forged. While the police take care of the dirty work, the throne and I strangely disappear...perhaps into another dimension...that I'm probably in as well...sitting on the throne...
I form a portal to leap into your dimension and stage a coup d'etat. The throne is now mine.
I take out my gun collection and take the throne by brute force. By this time I have effortlessly, mercilessly, one-handedly murdered many people thus no one wants to overthrow me due to fear. I also killed Aladdin and his monkey.
Quote from: zoroark1264 on January 29, 2014, 09:27:17 PMI take out my gun collection and take the throne by brute force. By this time I have effortlessly, mercilessly, one-handedly murdered many people thus no one wants to overthrow me due to fear. I also killed Aladdin and his monkey.
Eventually, you have to get some new clothes, and you employ me (a tailor) to do so. I give you an ultra-thin, "new and revolutionary lightweight" fabric, and you die of hypothermia when you go out to give a speech.
The people are grateful, and make me their king.
I rise from the dead and posses your throne, throwing you off it to my undead minions. My ghostly presence then claims the throne.
I attempt to be creative and do some ultra contrived and hyperbole way of getting the throne, when I can just simply kick them off.
mine
I put you on my pizza.
I get off the pizza and sit on the throne.
Quote from: NocturneOfShadow on January 30, 2014, 05:33:55 AMI put you on my pizza.
Every time I read this I just laugh harder
just
what
where did that come from
Quote from: SlowPokemon on January 30, 2014, 02:23:02 PMEvery time I read this I just laugh harder
just
what
where did that come from
You don't chop mushrooms and put them on your pizza? ???
Nebbles made a terrible decision, using undead to try and overthrow me...
The undead minions, combined with the undead spirits of the people zoroark1264 killed, join me in the struggle to take the throne from Yugi and his evil mushroom men. All of the fallen soldiers of the living then join me to replace my own casualties.
I, in BDS's undead force, deliver a speech to the spirits as well as to the living so moving and so influential that my master BDS allows me to smash the throne into a million pieces and for me to start a republic...in which after a large vote, I am now rightfully the president of.
Assassinated.
Where is your secret service NOW?
Quote from: NocturneOfShadow on January 30, 2014, 06:18:48 PMAssassinated.
Where is your secret service NOW?
FYI, I was already dead. whatever you kill goes to my army. XD
D:
Thinking quickly, the brave adventurer calls out, "brains for lunch! Get your brains!" The group of zombies closes together, and our hero throws a flaming oil lantern into the midst of the undead horde, engulfing them in white-hot flames of vengeance.
Meanwhile, a fungal growth starts to appear all over the throne person, and eventually, I take over him and have him become me.
Thinking quickly, the brave adventurer calls out, "mushrooms for lunch! Get your mushrooms!" The group of zombies closes together, and our hero allows them to calmly munch on the fungal growth.
the throne is mine there's nothing you can do to stop me.
I lob an acidic grenade at the hero and his throne.
Think about this! I say, as it explodes.
The throne is damaged by the acid, but I repair it by sticking dull blades all over it. I mean, what else to do with my old swords? And it's better than using sharp blades (WHO would do that?)!
I don't understand. Why all the violence, and all for a throne? Come on, friendship is magic! Let's all share it together!
I eat all the potatoes in the world and steal(take) the throne somehow even though I died multiple times and then become the new CEO of McDonald's.
I force you to watch "supersize me" and you willingly relinquish the throne to go and throw up.
I literally supersize you and the results are so horrific that you can no longer hold the throne
i get disgusted and throw up on you. while you're busy trying not go get eaten alive by my stomach acid, i sit on the throne.
However, the stomach acid becomes alive and mutates into a Muk, which punches you off the thrown. I catch the Muk, and take the throne.
I power Bi*ch slap yah with jets on the back of my hands~ BAM
moi throne >:]
One of the mushrooms that NOS had mustve been dropped by a zombie near the throne cuz theyve been growing in large numbers on the throne. Using this to my advantage, i plant a poisonous mushroom i got from Teemo on the seat of the throne without you noticing it there. When you sit on it, it explodes and you faint. I then hire Lord Voldemort and the ugly barnacle to guard me. Dont try to steal the throne from me, its pointless; ive also got the gnat hat.
I laugh so hard about the gnat hat that I fall into a coma. You are arrested for manslaughter. I wake up from the coma and take the throne.
Quote from: SlowPokemon on February 11, 2014, 10:57:10 PMI laugh so hard about the gnat hat that I fall into a coma. You are arrested for manslaughter. I wake up from the coma and take the throne.
Quote from: zoroark1264 on February 11, 2014, 08:58:03 PMOne of the mushrooms that NOS had mustve been dropped by a zombie near the throne cuz theyve been growing in large numbers on the throne. Using this to my advantage, i plant a poisonous mushroom i got from Teemo on the seat of the throne without you noticing it there. When you sit on it, it explodes and you faint. I then hire Lord Voldemort and the ugly barnacle to guard me. Dont try to steal the throne from me, its pointless; ive also got the gnat hat.
Your arguments are invalid. Teemo is Satan and therefore must be deleted.
SHAME ON YOU ZOROARK.
By this time, all things around the throne, related to the throne, and on the throne have decayed from existence.
Somewhere else, far away, perhaps in another dimension, a new throne is constructed and I sit on it, reviving the ancient war for the throne.
I bring forth my army of majestic white unicorns(no racism no hate) and I overpower you with my pure magical powers. I take the throne for myself and build a grand kingdom around it. I have guards with unicorn faces stationed outside every enterance, who would spit sparkly rainbows at the faces of anyone who approaches.
I land a critical hit with Purge. OHKO.
The throne is now mine.
Or is it?
As you ponder the implications of this question, I enter your distracted, and thus unguarded, mind and make you shoot yourself through the chest. I exit just as the trigger is pulled, remove your warm corpse from the throne, quickly clean up the bloodstains, and reclaim what is rightfully mine. The throne, that is.
I annhiliate you. While you point out this typo, I annihilate you.
While you are distracted by this video, I take the throne.
KAMEHAMEHA
throne
My power is over 9000; much stronger than your power level of 666. I win against you in a duel with extreme ease.
The throne is now mine.
I present you with the option of either reading all the way through one of my rants or leaving the throne. Mine now, fuckers.
I get BDS to argue back at you. You two go on for a few hours, and I take the throne while you're distracted.
Quote from: blueflower999 on November 12, 2014, 03:36:26 PMI get BDS to argue back at you. You two go on for a few hours, and I take the throne while you're distracted.
win
Quote from: blueflower999 on November 12, 2014, 03:36:26 PMI get BDS to argue back at you. You two go on for a few hours, and I take the throne while you're distracted.
I give you the bill for use of my services. To pay it off, you have to give me the throne.
I build my own throne and many other thrones for everyone else at NSM. Everyone lives happily ever after.
The End.
Spoiler
And then I detonate the bombs I planted underneath all your thrones and you all die. Nobody is left to challenge me. The throne is mine. And it will remain mine. >:[
Quote from: zoroark1264 on November 13, 2014, 10:00:07 AMI build my own throne and many other thrones for everyone else at NSM. Everyone lives happily ever after.
The End.
Spoiler
And then I detonate the bombs I planted underneath all your thrones and you all die. Nobody is left to challenge me. The throne is mine. And it will remain mine. >:[
...Remember those zombies from earlier?
Well...
*throne*
Little did you realize that you had turned into a zombie.....
I dispose of you with a shotgun and claim the now bloody throne.
H-BOMB!
that's my throne now! and it's the new throne of Sammer's Kingdom!
Sammer's kingdom is destroyed by that black hole thingy.
My throne now.
I annhiliate you. When you figure out this mistake, I annihilate you.
MY THRONE FOREVER
WAS MY THRONE
IS MY THRONE
In Sammer's Kingdom
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!
KIND SAMMER!
As you wonder about your Sammer's Kingdom thing, I enter your distracted mind and make you shoot yourself in the chest. I exit just as the trigger is pulled, remove the corpse from the throne, and reclaim what is rightfully mine. The throne, that is.
Quote from: King Sammer on November 26, 2014, 09:21:32 AMI annhiliate you. When you figure out this mistake, I annihilate you.
BDS kills you for copying his murder, but dies in the process
All your throne belong to us
*facepalm*
maelstrom i thought i blew you up :c
Foul necromancy. Mine, that is. Zombie Maelstrom eats your face. And leaves the throne. I take it.
Necromancy? Bah hahaha! Foul? Ahaha...
Bow before the power of my necromancy! Watch as your skeletal minions turn against you, seizing the throne for my control!
SUDDENLY, THE THRONE BREAKS APART BECAUSE I HAVE PUT TERMITES IN IT BEFORE THIS TOPIC WAS MADE.
I BUILD A BRAND NEW ONE, AND THEN SIT ON IT.
AHH... SO COMFY.
SO NICE... THAT OTHER ONE HAD TOO MANY PEOPLE SITTING ON IT.
SO COMFY!
You died because of too much excitement
throne
I've been thinking...when you get the throne, what do you do with your power?
Thank you. Now I have a throne, and now everything is peaceful. No stress, and everything is great now! This is great!
QuoteIt will be mine forever
no. i hit you with a hammer and youre knocked unconcious for 30 days.
my throne.
Quote from: braixen1264 on January 28, 2015, 03:27:33 PMno. i hit you with a hammer and youre knocked unconcious for 30 days.
my throne.
Well played
30 days later...
NUKE!
there! no one can stop it now!
but...it hasnt been 30 days.
So I build a new throne. Mine.
I have shot you.
throne
Did you bump this?
Is this that question game? :P
No:P
I tell king sammer his kingdom was left unguarded and he leaves the throne alone. (dat rhyme) Mine now.
i eat nocturne. throne is mine.
Quote from: Saria on February 08, 2015, 01:26:37 AMi eat nocturne. throne is mine.
I put you in prison. Mine.
I set you on fire and take the unburned throne.
Turns out...
There was an atomic bomb in there.
My throne now.
You get heavily irradiated and die. I quarantine the area and make a replica throne for myself.
U stepped on a landmine.
MINE
Quote from: Wolf on February 12, 2015, 03:37:52 PMU stepped on a landmine.
MINE
I call the Landmaster and the Arwing.
I now hold possesion of the throne.
I call the Blue Falcon to rek your spaceships with the power of Captain Fabulous
My throne now
A zombie of mine challenges Fabulous to a race, which he can't refuse. You decide to watch the race from your throne and I take the seat out from... under your seat...
I build a new throne of pure gold a couple kilometers away and a grand castle as I watch you all fight over the poor wooden chair that you call a throne. Don't mind me.
Scrooge comes and takes it away. And then he gives it to me with a barrier that can't be destroyed. GL
The barrier is actually an electrical barrier so I turn it off (it doesn't count as being destroyed :P) and steal the golden throne... Mine :D
I brought scrooge again. Upgraded it to diamond and put a magic spell so that the throne doesn't go away by some random bullshit.
I became invincible and immobile on the throne so no one can steal it now. Beat that.
I use a teleporter to move the throne a bit to the right. Since you're immobile, you can't take it back.
But I was on the throne, glued to it, so NoS is only sitting on me.
I shoot Nos and Thatgamer with a machine gun and take the throne and lock it up in my basement and sit on it.
i punch ur teeth down ur throat, rip ur tongue out wif my bare hands throo ur teeth and impale u wif a stick. then i'll leaf u to dieded slowly in payn. all 4 the throne ok.
I took it. Mine now.
You guys forget that I was invincible. The bullets didn't harm me, and the previous posts never happened.
Same here. So ur posts don't exist either.
But this one does. And now I'm invincible.
No it doesn't. All posts above me except mine are non-existance.
Same goes for me.
wolf; i knock you out with a boulder, slash your face with my katana, making you unrecognizable to your subjects. but that's not enuff, i rip out your arteries and stab you in the sternum. throne mine again ok.
thatgamer; i crack your cranium with a brick and drag ur unconscious body to the mountains. i impale you with my katana and pull it out. i mutilate your neck and face and watch ur blood seep into the sno. after all your blood is drained i throw ur body into the river of rapid water and it tears u apart.
throne mine.
I force you to watch Harold and the Purple Crayon endlessly.
Then I kill you in every way shown in Final Destination 5.
Teh throne is myne.
i come back channeled by a spirit medium. i laugh at ur ways of killing and u whip out ur gun. i run my sword through u before the bullet even left the chamber. throne mine.
I don't even have a gun in the first place...
But anyways, I send you to the Lost Woods without the guide music. But you won't stay captured for long...I mean, you are Saria.
But for the time being, THRONE IS MINE.
I also steal the Ocarina so you can't warp.
i'm not saria ok. i would never reveal my real identity. i take back that ocarina and crush it. then while you're totally mind-blown i rip your eyes out and step on them. i killed you like three times already. you're not immortal, mere human. i don't want the throne, somebody who is not thatgamer take it.
What if ThatGamer was not kill?
Jk, what if I pretended to be Jamaha?
Jamaha deserves the throne.
And I am immortal, fyi. I am God.
Quote from: Saria on February 13, 2015, 04:59:06 PMi punch ur teeth down ur throat, rip ur tongue out wif my bare hands throo ur teeth and impale u wif a stick. then i'll leaf u to dieded slowly in payn. all 4 the throne ok.
lol
Quote from: ThatGamer on February 13, 2015, 05:37:46 PMWhat if ThatGamer was not kill?
Jk, what if I pretended to be Jamaha?
Jamaha deserves the throne.
And I am immortal, fyi. I am God.
I say, "lol" to your lies and bust your head in.....taking the throne.
MLF dies of old age, then I get married and inherit the throne
I BLEHBLURGHBLUGBLEG and the throne is mine.
Da fuk happened?
Here's a recap: I BLEHBLURGHBLUGBLEG and the throne is mine.
Quote from: ThatGamer on February 14, 2015, 07:38:22 AMHere's a recap: I BLEHBLURGHBLUGBLEG and the throne is mine.
K
Then I babudibabudiba and took the throne.
Then I YOLOLOLOLOLOLOL and it's mine.
But first I poison you so you can't recapture the throne.
I rise from the grave after a month and capture the throne while you stare in awe of my reappearance.
*stares in awe*
Quote from: Kman96 on February 23, 2015, 01:17:23 PMI rise from the grave after a month and capture the throne while you stare in awe of my reappearance.
I get a box and box you in and send you to africa.
Also I got a new throne from somewhere else and then sit on it.
AND IT'S MINE, DON'T ASK!!!!
Sure, I won't ask. I'll just take it.
Mine.
Snatch steal!!!!!!!!!!
Well, seeing as no one's around...
I run up and sit on the throne!
WHO SAID YOU COULD NECROBUMP THIS THREAD
THRONE REVOKED
lol King Sammer was still on the forums last time it was posted in.
Seeing as how Dudeman revoked the throne and didn't sit in it, I sneak into his basement where the throne is covered in dust and sheets and sit to claim it for my own.
I resurrect King Sammer and he gives you cancer.
You die a slow and painful death.
But seriously, this is the thread that you had to necrobump?
I mean, it seemed fun.
Seeing as you didn't take the throne, I respectfully bury Blue's body, and retake the throne for myself!
I nuke your asses and sit on my solid gold throne.
You... die from radiation poisoning.
I sit on the throne in my radiation-proof combat suit.
I summon a magical rock. It casts a spell that turns your radiation-proof combat suit into just a radiation suit. After carefully disposing of the evidence...
I SIT ON THE THRONE. WITH THE MAGIC ROCK.
Little did you know that THE MAGIC ROCK IS A SPY! It stabs you. DOMINATED!
Also it was my spy. So now it's my throne.
I pick up the throne, and move it somewhere else (pushing you off as well).
I am now sitting on the displaced throne.
I use satellite footage to track you down and force you to abdicate the throne.
You see, you never sat on it. I see that, and you didn't see that I saw that, so next thing you see is me sitting on the throne, see?
Popple gets mad that you took his catchphrase so he hammers you off the throne, which I take and sit in.
Up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A, start.
I tap dudeman on the arm and he goes flying. I take my throne.
How did I just realize that your signature was bee movie.
Goes into a fit of rage and murders the person one the throne then destroys the throne then constructs a new one and sits on it.
What kind of game is this?
I guess I'll take the throne then...
No. You did it wrong. Banned. I exploit my power to keep the throne instead of returning it to B-Waf.
I become mod and temporarily regain the throne as a bonus
By temporarily, I mean 2 minutes.
...
...
2 minutes later
Okay, time's up.
MY TURN!
/me sits on the throne
I ask politely for some throne time and then steal the throne.
I ask cashwarrior1, in Gaelic, to have the throne for a day and a night. Due to language ambiguities in Gaelic (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aengus#Life_of_Aengus), I now have the throne indefinitely (until someone steals it), so then I sit on the throne.
It would appear that your "(until someone steals it)" caveat implies that you are more than ready to give up the throne when someone comes calling for it. So I do, and you give it to me since you expected that to happen. That was easy.
Spoiler
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I take the throne.
I travel back in time and prevent cashwarrior1 from taking the throne from me thus putting me back on the throne
I become interested in controlling the throne and use Brobot to destory you. I stand on the throne for power.
Due to time physics there are 2 versions of me and since you only destroyed one the alternate version of me hacks brobot and Forces him to destroy you. I take the throne
I eat a 1-Up and rebuild Brobot as Brobot L-Type. I then fling his mustache at all who oppose me and then laser-eye all versions of you for good measure. I eat some pizza on the throne for energy to defend.
You died because I put poisonous mushrooms on your pizza. An alternate version of myself from a dimension you couldn't reach finds the time machine I made in that timeline and the travels to this timeline and takes the throne.
I take out the game cartridge & destroy it, buying a new cartridge of the same game. I start it up, and sit on the empty throne.
My nonpaper counterpart fights for me. With my nonpaper counterpart's added mass, it is easy to overpower you without Brobot. He takes the throne in my place until I heal from mushroom-poisoning. Paper can never die!
Acid rain melts you and your counterpart. I wait, fix the throne, sit on it.
The throne never needed to be fixed because it hadn't been destroyed. This creates a paradox that brings time back to when I was on the throne.
Acid rain is not strong enough to destroy a throne. Paradox revived. Throne reclaimed.
Bill Cypher creates a paradox where acid rain could destroy a throne.
Throne reclaimed
Bill Cipher is mad that you spelled his name wrong, so he undoes the paradox and restores me to the throne.
Toffee kills you and Bill Cipher and lets me take the throne
Dudeman gets annoyed with our references and bans you and enslaves me. He takes the throne, but I find his hidden weapon stash and mortally wound him. I now have throne again. Dudeman dies 3 months later.
why does Dudeman have to die
WAIT HOLD ON WHEN DID I GET HERE
I DID NOT AUTHORIZE THIS
B A N N E D
my throne
Quote from: Dudeman on May 05, 2017, 05:47:29 PMWAIT HOLD ON WHEN DID I GET HERE
Today at 11:47am AEST.
Quote from: WaluigiTime64 on May 05, 2017, 05:46:55 PMwhy does Dudeman have to die
Why doesn't Dudeman have to die?
Acid rain can certainly be strong enough to destroy a throne, over the course of a lengthy period of time
Despite CW having some informal ownership, the throne is empty, so I sit on the throne. NO TOUCHEY THE THRONE.
Palkia opens a portal at the back of the throne and you fall backwards into it. I walk up and take the throne as palkia closes the portal.
I fall on top of you, so now you're dead and I happen to be sitting on the throne.
And my body. Weirdo.
THRONE REVOKED. IT NOW BELONGS TO THE ONE WHO KNOWS ALL whoever that is
It's Maestro.
It's me
me
I go to the universal library and learn everything. I then use that knowledge to take down Maestro instead of doing the more merciful option of rightfully taking my throne without violence.
I Storm the Castle Star-style and take the throne and then blow up the castle just for good measure
you forgot to sit on the throne
I said take the throne. Ppl have been using that this whole thread the throne I smine until someone takes it
Your wording makes it easy for me to take it because you say it's yours until someone takes it. So I take it. BOOM!
I just noticed that the "BOOM!" blasted you more than fifty feet away from the throne. I take the throne and sit on it because you're not at the throne.
Andddd then I randomly show up and pull the throne out from underneath you
Spoiler
GET PRANKD
And then I sit in the now empty throne ;D
I have E. Gadd dismantle you making it easy for me to take the throne. So I sit on the throne.
You're welcome for disassembling my CREATION!!
Now I reassemble FLUDD to be a disastrous war machine that causes you to spontaneously implode.
I steal the throne.
I run up and drop-kick you out of the throne :o
Then I chain myself to the throne and destroy the key
I use Brobot L-Type's really powerful eye lasers to destroy the chains. You happen to be severed in half during the process. I build a bunker around the throne and sit on the throne.
E. Gadd comes up and fixes me.
I then pull out bazooka and fire at the bunker, and then at Brobot, who explodes into flames.
I TAKE THE THRONE
You said you fired at the bunker, but only mentioned destroying Brobot. Therefore, you never actually took the throne, meaning I still am sitting on it.
Kicks you out of the throne just because
MAI THROWN :P :P :P
I create a machine that turns you into a ghost then have Pac-Man eat a power pellet and then you. I take my seat on the throne.
I use your machine against you and whip out my Poltergust 8000! After capturing you, I turn you into a nice painting that I then hang over my mantle.
I return to my rightful place on the throne, gazing at the painting.
Because Ravio (I think that's his name) gave me the bracelet earlier, I escape from the painting and calmly press the hidden eject button on the throne. I then make the eject button unusable. I sit on the throne.
I use King Boo's power-enhancing crystal to break the Dark Moon, thus making all ghosts in the area hostile. The ghosts drag you far away from the throne. I then use E. Gadd's equipment to fix the Dark Moon and sit on the throne.
Because ghost is super effective to ghost all the ghosts wind up destroying each other. I then sit on a throne that is one floor above yours and declare your throne to be nothing more than a chair.
>.>
<.<
Ba da da ba da da
...
Being a sooper sneaky spy, I sneak up and steal the throne because no one is around
I grab you from behind while you're sitting on the throne and strangle you because you were too busy focusing on sneaking and didn't notice me behind the throne.
Thanks for strangling E. Gadd to get the throne for me. You never took it or sat in it, so it's mine now.
I was gonna say this before I was ninja'd.
Gosh Darnit THC
Before you can sit down, I trip you, causing you to fall down a long series of stairs; steep ones, too. You plan to look for some tissues to wipe your bloody nose once you reach the bottom. I sit on the throne with no difficulty at all.
Since I'm still behind the throne, I strangle you too. Sitting on the throne may not have been difficult for you, but staying on it is!
Or is it? This so-called "throne" turns out to be a fake, straps you in, and self-destructs. You soar for miles, and land in Bakersfield. The real one rises up, and I finally take my rightful place on the correct throne.
Suddenly, WEEGEE! The sheer power of the Weegee blinds you, making it easy for me to throw you in the conveniently placed pit in the room. I sit on le throne.
Suddenly, WALUIGI! The sheer power of the Waluigi blinds you, making it easy for him to throw you in the conveniently placed pit in the room.
Waluigi doesn't care for thrones though. He eats the throne. There is no throne.
I sit on WALUIGI. Since the throne is inside Waluigi, I sit on the throne.
that is so weird and i am ready for out-of-context quoting
Seeing as things got incredulously awkward, I go to the throne store to buy soup a new throne. And have my name engraved on it.
After waiting 5 business days, it arrives. And I now sit on it.
I use acid to burn away the engraving and also to melt you into a puddle of E. GoopTM. I clean the throne, then sit on it.
After sitting awhile as a puddle of Goop, contemplating life as a liquid, I decide it's time to embrace life solidly once again. So, summoning every ounce of strength I have, I strain myself until I explode. The gases form a cloud. And it's getting closer together.
*10 million years later*
And it's getting closer together.
*10 million years later* And it's getting closer to-
🎶It's an E. Gadd Industries🎵
"New **** just got made!"
And with that new ****, I depose you from the throne. I now sit on said throne.
I laugh at your flair for the dramatic, yell "GET OVER HERE" from a distance, and fatality you Scorpion-style. I then sit on the throne and use your body to hide under so people don't suspect that there's a living person sitting on the throne.
Not realizing that there's a living person on the throne, I decide to blow it up just for fun with my BrozookaTM. I then expertly handcraft a new throne, mark it as my territory dog-style, and sit on it.
I just got finished reading the entire thread from the beginning. Inspired by this, I manipulate time and space to inflict upon you all of the punishments and tactics used to gain the throne in the past. All at once.
I sit on the throne.
But now that you've completed this, you find no meaning in life anymore. And life finds no meaning in you anymore.
I control the throne, and give it a good cleaning to get that urine smell off it >:/
Sick and tired of people taking my throne, I decide to make a new model for Brobot. I call him the Metallic Lightning. Going under the duo name Thunder and Lightning, we use all of his new features (and the deflavorized flavorizer) to destroy you. I make a second throne for Brobot and we sit in our respective thrones.
"A... what-bot?" he asks as I hand him the money.
You are assassinated by Krombopulous Michael. He just loves killing people. I take the throne.
That assassin eventually got bored and left. So did you.
I walk up and sit on the throne.
>:/ MY THRONE
You become Mario from SMG4. You're now so stupid that you end up sitting on a toilet because you take the nickname "the throne" too seriously. I now sit on the actual throne.
This is my favourite response XDDDDDD
I summon the magic rock, wielded by none other than BOB!!! Bob then takes the magic rock, and, yelling "FOR SUPERMERIOGUCCHI4!!!!!" throws it at you. He misses, the rock bounces off the wall and comes back and hits him. You start laughing hysterically, and you laugh so hard, you don't notice I am slowly moving the throne to the edge of a cliff. I dump you out & slide it away from the cliff. And I then bolt the throne to the ground & sit on it.
It turns out what you thought was a cliff was actually a giant crevice in Mt. Ebott (I know I'm cringey.). I befriend all Monsters and help them escape the underground. Peace is made between Monsters and Humans, but since you don't count under either category, for some reason, all Humans and Monsters try to destroy you. They succeed. I am now in control of the throne and am HEAD OF THE ROYAL GUARD!!! NYEH HEH HEH HEH HEH!!!
As you are about to sign the peace treaty between you and the monster leader, one of his generals goes rogue and creates a splinter faction that dethrones and kills you. Amidst all the chaos that ensues afterwards I take the throne.
Having lived for 51 days upon the throne, you grow old and meet your demise. I step up and take the throne.
Clearly having no concept of time and age, you are deemed too unintelligent to be on the throne. In a democratic election, I get voted as the new Person-Who-Sits-on-the-Throne.
It is discovered that your election was rigged. You are thrown in prison and I retake the thrown.
While you're busy retaking the thrown, I take the throne myself.
As everyone knows, the throne is a fake. While you are sitting on the fake with blissful ignorance, I escape the prison and get on the throne no one ever took.
I take the thrown because you're all obsessed with the throne
I am happy with a thrown
I build my own throne and sit on it, off to the side of everyone else's bickering over that other throne. Yey.
While everyone is still arguing over the not-quite-original throne, I silently assassinate E. Gadd and take his new, improved throne.
I ban all of you so you can't post anymore to claim the throne, and then I claim the throne.
I still have the thrown
I take a baseball bat and smash Noc's throne. I then sit on a bench and relax
I don't have a throne, I have a thrown
Quote from: Dudeman on September 28, 2017, 01:27:12 PMWhile you're busy retaking the thrown, I take the throne myself.
Wait, wha --?
Quote from: LeviR.star on September 28, 2017, 01:20:35 PMIt is discovered that your election was rigged. You are thrown in prison and I retake the thrown.
Gosh darn it!
I nuke the throne from orbit.
I sit on another one from a portable place on the other side of somewhere over the rainbow
I smash BWaF's throne with a baseball bat as well
I steal Brainy's bat and modify it to become a throne. Assuming it is a regular baseball bat, the throne is... on the smaller side. BUT I still manage to sit on it without breaking it. But by sit on it, I mean I use a hand person that sits as my representative
My baseball bat....
I still have the thrown I'm winning
I introduce Nihilism as the supreme philosophy of the universe, and subliminally put it into everyone's heads. Now, you may control the throne, but ultimately it means nothing.
Everyone loses.
Except me.
I control the throne, and nothing else matters.
Thats nice. Oh look its my fist And now youre on the floor.
Hi
Today dudeman is on the floor
If you want dudeman to stay on the floor leave a comment that says floor
If you don't want dudeman to stay on the floor leave a comment that says no floor
(I doubt anyone gets this reference.)
PS: Philosophy is bullshit. The throne is mine.
Well, it still is moot. The throne only means something to you, and thus is just as valuable as any other knick knack.. Your throne is meaningless.
*teleports onto a throne somewhere*
*teleports the throne out from under you, attaches impenetrable air floatation devices, and sits on the throne. teleports throne into the middle of the Atlantic Ocean.*
I burn all the forests and all coal/gas/oil of the world, so climate change makes temperature raise and all water evaporates and everyone else die from hyperthermia. I then come out from my personal shelter wearing a heat protection suit and sit on the ashes from the throne.
I call upon Celebi to restore the world and erase you from existence. I then take my throne back from E. Gadd