Like the title suggests, just post obscure messages from games. Just for a quick laugh.
Ex: If playing Pikmin has tought me anything, it's that I shouldn't try to drink and drive. :J
Link's Awakening tought me that stealing is OK, as long as you don't return! How do you think I got my 3DS in the first place!? =J
Quote from: Olimar12345 on July 09, 2012, 03:54:58 PMEx: If playing Pikmin has tought me anything, it's that I shouldn't try to drink and drive. :J
Not sure what you mean...
Pokemon taught me that if you want to befriend something, poison or paralyze it.
Quote from: blueflower999 on July 09, 2012, 04:39:03 PMNot sure what you mean...
In the 1st Pikmin, Olimar switched the S.S. Dolphin to autopilot to make a cup of hot tea. At that moment the Dolphin was stricken by a meteor, hurling the Dolphin into Earth. Duh. lol.
Quote from: Olimar12345 on July 09, 2012, 05:18:16 PMIn the 1st Pikmin, Olimar switched the S.S. Dolphin to autopilot to make a cup of hot tea. At that moment the Dolphin was stricken by a meteor, hurling the Dolphin into Earth. Duh. lol.
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Duh! Sorry.
Legend of Zelda has taught me that I can get all the money I'll ever need by chopping down shrubs and breaking people's vases.
Mario has taught me that whacking floating bricks with my head will give me wild mushrooms that I can eat to grow big.
Animal Crossing has taught me that there's at least two trees in my backyard that have furniture in them.
^Also if you get a bee sting, go to sleep for one second and it will disappear
Pokemon taught me that it is okay to force animals to fight each other.
Pokemon taught me that you don't need friends, you just need to go around capturing all the little cute animals in the world into tiny little plastic ball things and your life will be complete.
If super mariokart has taught me anything, it's that a single feather can lift an entire vehicle off the ground.
Link's Awakening have taught me that women are literally objects (Marin)
Quote from: K-NiGhT on July 09, 2012, 06:43:19 PMPokemon taught me that it is okay to force animals to fight each other.
Then you missed the whole point! There was a whole episode about the difference between fighting and battling. :<
Pokemon and Ditto taught me that there's nothing more useful than hermaphroditism
Playing Kirby's Adventure taught me that the best way to win a fight is to inhale your opponents.
Mario taught me that to stop a bullet, just jump on it
Pokemon tought me that if you drop a leaf on a fish, it will faint.
Pokemon Mystery Dungeon taught me that the best way to get someone's attention is to tickle them.
Quote from: Bespinben on July 11, 2012, 10:58:17 AMPokemon Mystery Dungeon taught me that the best way to get someone's attention is to tickle them.
Bufufufufufufufufu. I remember that part... I was tempted to attack... :P
If the Legend of Zelda has taught me anything, it's that a simple bottle can carry anything from milk to the souls of lost spirits.
PMD taught me that a small child/animal can survive, lost in a cave for infinite amount of time while waiting to be rescued. However if I go in there I will die of hunger or rape within two floors.
Quote from: Bespinben on July 11, 2012, 10:58:17 AMPokemon Mystery Dungeon taught me that the best way to get someone's attention is to tickle them.
BEST
Pokemon Mystery Dungeon proved reincarnation is true--but you're only reincarnated as Pokemon.
^^ I am okay with that
Pikmin tought me that slave labor is A-OK. :)
First person shooters taught me it's okay to mutilate the sh** out of innocent people.
Dragon Quest taught me that puns are just another form of torture (punishment, if you will).
Quote from: SlowPokemon on July 12, 2012, 07:37:56 AMPokemon Mystery Dungeon proved reincarnation is true--but you're only reincarnated as Pokemon.
...But the only example of that would be Gengar in PMD1, and that was consequence as for forsaking Gardevoir after having borne the brunt of Ninetale's curse. I don't think that applies for all people in the Pokemon universe. Besides, Gengar retained his human memories after having been "reborn" as a Pokémon, so I don't even think the term "reincarnation" would apply here.
Some people who believe in reincarnation also believe they remember some of their memories from their past lives
ANYWAYS SUBJECT CHANGE
AC taught me to be responsible!!!! And that eating is possible but isn't really necessary.
Golden Sun has taught me "herbs (http://goldensunwiki.net/Herb)" heal 50 hp.
The Legend of Zelda taught me that infinite bladder control is possible.
The Legend of Zelda has taught me that it's perfectly acceptable to walk into stranger's houses and break any and all ceramic items.
SKyward Sword taught me that if you can't whistle, you're doomed.
Quote from: Bespinben on July 12, 2012, 09:19:22 PM...But the only example of that would be Gengar in PMD1, and that was consequence as for forsaking Gardevoir after having borne the brunt of Ninetale's curse. I don't think that applies for all people in the Pokemon universe. Besides, Gengar retained his human memories after having been "reborn" as a Pokémon, so I don't even think the term "reincarnation" would apply here.
WE NEED A SPOILER BUTTON!
Quote from: K-NiGhT on July 13, 2012, 08:44:03 PMWE NEED A SPOILER BUTTON!
7 years old news bud :P
Of course, then again, if I applied that same reasoning to something like say Chrono Trigger, I'd definitely be in the wrong, because there's probably some new-age gamer out there rediscovering old classics.
Quote from: Bespinben on July 13, 2012, 09:48:55 PM7 years old news bud :P
A spoiler's a spoiler. :/
If Cave Story has tought me anything, it's that there are TONS of angels in hell...
Skyward Sword also taught me that evil demons can create portals to infinitely-extending ponds whenever the heck they want.
Portal 2 taught me that robots can not only think, but they also have a much better sense of humor than humans.
If Pokemon has taught me anything, it's that you have to wake up the deer if it's sleeping before you try to shoot it.
Star Fox taught me that the solution to all life's problems is too perform a 360 degree rotation upon the horizontal axis of my center of mass.
...wait, that's not obscure though XD
So, Olimar, what would you say Minecraft has taught us? Anything useful?
Quote from: K-NiGhT on July 19, 2012, 11:45:09 PMSo, Olimar, what would you say Minecraft has taught us? Anything useful?
I know I'm not Olimar... but:
Minecraft has taught us that punching trees gives us wood...
and to not try to hug a creeper...
Minecraft has taught me that every thing in the world can fly except for gravel, sand, liquids and you :(
Quote from: Clanker37 on July 20, 2012, 08:37:04 AMMinecraft has taught me that every thing in the world can fly except for gravel, sand, liquids and you :(
Unless you play creative mode.
If minecraft has taught me anything, its that beating a furnace with a shovel made out of diamonds can make all of your dreams come true.
Quote from: Olimar12345 on July 20, 2012, 01:51:03 PMIf minecraft has taught me anything, its that beating a furnace with a shovel made out of diamonds can make all of your dreams come true.
I understand.
Minecraft taught me not to stare at 3 block-tall strangers.
Quote from: Fleetstar The Flygon on July 22, 2012, 08:57:24 AMMinecraft taught me not to stare at 3 block-tall strangers.
OMG I HOPE THOSE NEVER COME TO XBOX
SM64 taught me that good things always happen when you unchain mutant killer dogs.
Quote from: K-NiGhT on July 23, 2012, 08:51:06 AMOMG I HOPE THOSE NEVER COME TO XBOX
Off of the topic, I believe that the next update to that version will be the equivalent of the PC version's Adventure Update, something I am personally excited for (well, except for the hunger bar). :P
Quote from: BlackDragonSlayer on July 23, 2012, 12:52:20 PMOff of the topic, I believe that the next update to that version will be the equivalent of the PC version's Adventure Update, something I am personally excited for (well, except for the hunger bar). :P
do you play the xbox version?
Quote from: Olimar12345 on July 23, 2012, 12:59:15 PMdo you play the xbox version?
Yep, but not the PC version. If the Xbox version were caught up with the PC version, update-wise, it might even be better. ;) The simplified crafting system puts more emphasis on the results, and on building up and beyond! :P
If you have live, you should join our nsm village. It's totes bitchin'.
Oh, and....if Super Princess Peach has taught me anything, it's that Mario's job is so easy, a ditzy princess can do it.
Quote from: Olimar12345 on July 23, 2012, 08:23:50 PMIf you have live, you should join our nsm village. It's totes bitchin'.
Oh, and....if Super Princess Peach has taught me anything, it's that Mario's job is so easy, a ditzy princess can do it.
Eh... the trial expires the 28th... :P
If Super Mario World has taught me anything, it's that Yoshis make good jump boosters. Ya' know, to get over pits and obstacles. ;)
Okay.
If wind waker has taught me anything, it's that as soon as someone discovers that they have royal ancestry, they become useless.
Metroid taught me that if you finish things in a fast time and collect as many things as possible, you will be rewarded with a girl in a bikini at the end.
The Last Story taught me that even though you know that shit's about to happen, you can't do a thing about it
Pokemon has taught me that if you don't like certain traits of a baby you can stuff it in a box or release it into the wild and try again.
Final Fantasy VI told me that everyone in a kingdom has to all drink water at the same time.
Quote from: Shadoninja on December 05, 2012, 07:16:04 PMPokemon has taught me that if you don't like certain traits of a baby you can stuff it in a box or release it into the wild and try again.
omg
Quote from: Shadoninja on December 05, 2012, 09:26:36 PMPokespartans!
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While on the Halo theme...
Halo taught me that you can flip over a large Jeep with a heavy turret mounted on the back with little to no trouble.
Okami has taught me that you can always restore beauty to anything.
Super Mario 64 has taught me throwing baby penguins off cliffs have no repercussions after collecting the gift from its parent. (seriously screw that thing)
The Elder Scrolls series has taught me that you can murder someone, leave no marks, not have them scream out in pain, and remove the corspe and the guards will still find out that it was you who comitted the murder.
Quote from: SocialFox on December 05, 2012, 10:02:39 PMThe Elder Scrolls series has taught me that you can murder someone, leave no marks, not have them scream out in pain, and remove the corspe and the guards will still find out that it was you who comitted the murder.
sounds like a regular episode of Law and Order to me
Also, The Elder Scrolls taught me that you can go into a house, kill everyone inside in plain sight, and you won't be identified as the killer.
Quote from: Nebbles on December 05, 2012, 09:58:14 PMSuper Mario 64 has taught me throwing baby penguins off cliffs have no repercussions after collecting the gift from its parent. (seriously screw that thing)
YES. I mean... uh... why would you... do that...
Off the cliff with this one too-oo!
I threw him off the cliff every time I started the level as long as I wasn't going for that star.
I'm glad we're all equally horrible people.
Quote from: Nebbles on December 07, 2012, 02:41:24 PMI'm glad we're all equally horrible people.
I'm glad I wasn't the only one. O_o
Rule No. 1 of Video Gaming:
If you can Kill an NPC and not get punished, do it.
Quote from: MaestroUGC on December 07, 2012, 02:43:12 PMRule No. 1 of Video Gaming:
If you can Kill an NPC and not get punished, do it.
YES
do it even if you get punished
That's Rule No. 2.
I just replayed Lil Penguin Lost and threw that damn thing off the edge after getting my star.
Felt good, man.
Is cave story has taught me anything, it's that you can steal the collest things from old people while they're sleeping.
I learned from Pokemon that the game is never over, depending on the goals you set for yourself.
One day.... (http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Trainer_stars)
Quote from: Jub3r7 on December 10, 2012, 12:12:15 PMI learned from Pokemon that the game is never over, depending on the goals you set for yourself.
One day.... (http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Trainer_stars)
The Entralink never works for me; why can I not connect with anybody else!?!? Does the other person have to be like... right nearby... you?
Halo 4 taught me that even 7 foot tall space marine super soldiers, who were kidnapped at the age of 6, have feelings.
Tetris has taught me that you'll never get what you need until it's not even useful anymore...
Quote from: Nebbles on December 10, 2012, 07:50:51 PMTetris has taught me that you'll never get what you need until it's not even useful anymore...
:o you just blew my mind
That's funny, Tetris taught me that everything has a place, no matter how seemingly unfitting it appears.
Punch-Out!! Wii taught me that Japanese can be stereotypical towards themselves.
Quote from: MaestroUGC on December 10, 2012, 07:56:58 PMThat's funny, Tetris taught me that everything has a place, no matter how seemingly unfitting it appears.
Except for the red piece when you're going for a tetris and have a flat layer.
Quote from: MaestroUGC on December 10, 2012, 07:56:58 PMThat's funny, Tetris taught me that everything has a place, no matter how seemingly unfitting it appears.
You must get lucky with tetris because I never get what I need and end up losing...
Kingdom Hearts 2 has taught me that sending letters to birds is pefectly fine and has no repercussions.
If Grand Theft Auto has taught me anything it's that the old ones always have the money!
Grand Theft Auto has taught me that you can evade the cops by painting your car a different colour.
Super Mario has taught me that Magic Mushrooms are good for you.
Quote from: BlackDragonSlayer on December 10, 2012, 12:30:21 PMThe Entralink never works for me; why can I not connect with anybody else!?!? Does the other person have to be like... right nearby... you?
"Wi-fi" means internet usage, "Wireless" means that they have to be in range of your DS.
Quote from: Nebbles on December 10, 2012, 08:05:21 PMYou must get lucky with tetris because I never get what I need and end up losing...
I didn't know this for a long time but apparently people use strategies when playing tetris??
?? (I'm not any good at it either. D:)
sort of a 18/19-day late reply to both but yeah
Castlevania: Aria of Sorrow has taught me that touching a plant will cause your chest to explode.
Sonic the Hedgehog 2 taught me that if you play slots too long, YOU WILL DIE.
Superman 64 taught me that no matter what object you throw, it'll explode.
Grand Theft Auto has taught me that touching a swing will fling you across an entire city.
The legend of Zelda told me that games can cheat too.
If you try to buy bombs, you can buy maximum of 8 bombs.
But if you have 8 bombs, and you try to buy more, then your rupees are gone, but you don't get any bombs.
The LEGO games taught me that you can die an infinite number of times. Unless it's plot relevant, because then you have to die.
But you lose studs and I hate that.
When i saw the title of this forum, I thought it said 'Obscure Gaming Massages.'
*face palm* xD
BUT....
dynasty warriors taught me that you can find roasted chicken, meat buns, dumplings and other hot chinese food...in boxes and barrels.
Super Smash Bros. taught me that I have to beat everyone to be recognized!!!
That's not very obscure...
Final Fantasy VI has taught me that Putting a feather on a train engine destroys it.
And that normal people can throw trains into the air.
Super Smash Bros. Brawl taught me that you can save yourself from falling if you set off c4 below you.
The Legend of Zelda taught me (most obviously) that I can find money hidden in tall grass and ceramic jars.
Also my enemies explode after I kill them, my horse can be summoned from anywhere in the world by playing a song, the laws of physics are often irrelevant, and by putting on some gloves I become strong enough to throw a 2-ton boulder!
^ Plus, falling from great heights does not break any bones, but it does hurt you. Somehow.
And that chickens are secretly evil and will attack you in masses.
Except in Twilight Princess where you possess them.
And Skyward Sword because chickens hadn't been invented yet.
Quote from: Dudeman on February 04, 2013, 04:15:23 PMExcept in Twilight Princess where you possess them.
What was the point of that anyway?
Super Mario Bros 2 taught me that I can kill my enemies by throwing vegetables at them.
Super Mario Bros 3 taught me that putting on an animal costume gives me that animal's traits. Also bears and raccoons apparently can fly.
And racoons can turn into statues.
Super Mario bros taught me that you can break a solid block if you ate a mushroom.
Red Velvet: The Visual Novel Game taught me the meaning of life.
Castlevania: Order of Ecclesia, taught me that holding an ordinary rock will make you double jump.
Mario & Luigi series taught me that you can whack your brother with a hammer to make him burrow underground.
Cooking Mama taught me that cooking a dish can be done under 5 minutes
Majora's Mask:
The story told by the Clock Town organ-grinder involving the Bremen's Mask references the Brothers Grimm fairy tale "Die Bremer Stadtmusikanten" (The Town Musicians of Bremen). The tale follows the story of a dog, cat, rooster, and donkey who all escape their maltreating owners in hopes of reaching the city of Bremen, Germany (a free-trade town representing freedom from the animals' masters). Although they never reach this town, by banding together, the four animals are able to drive away a group of robbers near a forest cabin and live in harmony in the house.
Sakon's Hideout if you didn't put it together yet.
Wow.
Legend of zelda taught me that you can shoot lasers using a sword.
FFVI taught me that magical sparkles come out of your body when you have sex.
Quote from: Yugi on March 02, 2013, 03:51:50 PMFFVI taught me that magical sparkles come out of your body when you have sex.
They don't? D:
...change of plans, not losing virginity. I don't think I'll be able to handle the disappointment.
Final Fantasy taught me that people with bad breath can zombify you.
I wanna be the guy taught me that apples can fall up.
Skyward Sword has taught me to never flush love letters down the toilet.
Terraria taught me that dirt can be placed in mid-air. And stone. And wood. But not sand.
Quote from: Dudeman on March 29, 2013, 08:26:13 PMMinecraft taught me that dirt can be placed in mid-air. And stone. And wood. But not sand.
ftfy
Mario Sports Mix taught me that you can punch opponents mid-shot with no repercussions.
Mario Sports Mix taught me that one does simply not dodge a green shell in dodgeball.
PS: Black Mage is OP in volleyball.
What about White or Red mage?
Mario Sports Mix has also taught me that paint and sparkly magic are super effective in blocking during volleyball matches.
Persona 4 taught me that you can guard against the end of the world, and it'll do nothing against you.
Dr mario taught me all that i need to do to get cured is pop pills
Cooking mama taught me that you can cook whatever you like under about 5 minutes
Kid Icarus taught me to stay away from eggplants.
Quote from: Beta on June 04, 2013, 10:20:56 AMKid Icarus taught me to stay away from tempura.
Fixed.
conker taught me chocolate is good for you
Dangan Ronpa taught me that blood is hot pink.
Skyward Sword has taught me that the best way to get rid of lava is to blow on it.
The Binding of Issac taught me that skinning myself helps me live longer.
Yoshi's story taught me fruit = happiness
Altered Beast taught me that taking steroids in Ancient Greece leads to bad things.
Lumiose City in Pokémon Y taught me that it's totally acceptable to go through alleyways, beating people up for their money (and/or destiny knots).
Castlevania Taught me that poison makes you explode.
Might and Magic IV taught me that opening doors can be bad for your health.
Bravely Default taught me that in sometimes killing people gets you a new job and a fancy new outfit.
Ocarina of time taught me you can deflect a ghost's energy beams back at it with a bottle.
Ocarina of Time taught me that sleeping for too long might have some consequences.
Ocarina of Time taught me that musical instruments have magical powers
Ghost Trick taught me that you should just watch as a giant roast chicken crushes somebody because you'll have a chance to save them later
RPGs taught me that you can fight a bad guy in a gentlemanly way, taking turns destroying each other.
Scribblenauts taught me that writing really is important.
Team Fortress 2 has taught me that in war, nothing is more important than your Hat(s)
Pokemon has taught me that eggs are made through 'happy feelings' and aren't actually eggs, more a symbol of love. Deep man, deep. O.o
JRPGs have taught me you can open a treasure chest from any side.
PMD taught me you can go down stairs from either end
Quote from: zoroark1264 on May 22, 2014, 04:54:29 AMPMD taught me you can go down stairs from either end
that awkward moment when the stairs are in the exact same spot
Quote from: NocturneOfShadow on May 23, 2014, 05:33:16 AMthat awkward moment when the stairs are in the exact same spot
The awkard moment when the stairs are in the exact same spot for multiple floors in a row... O.o
Quote from: fingerz on May 25, 2014, 03:25:43 PMThe awkard moment when the stairs are in the exact same spot for multiple floors in a row... O.o
man thats the best
This game
Mega Man 2 taught me that you can balance your whole body on half of one foot.
Animal Crossing taught me that money literally grows on trees
The Legend of Zelda taught me that you shouldn't burn down trees; you may have to pay for door repairs.
League of Legends taught me that mixing gold with a gun and a blade makes a gunblade
The Legend of Zelda has taught me that milk can stay good for 7 years if it's kept in a plain glass bottle.
Pokemon has taught me that you can read signs from any side. Including the back.
Ocarina of time taught me you can repair signs with music.
The Legend of Zelda series taught me to fear all chickens.
Unless they're blue. Then they can fly you places.
Plants Vs. Zombies 2 taught me that there are armies of chickens out there that want to eat my brains.
League of Legends/Legend of Zelda both taught me that Triangle Trinities are very powerful.
Quote from: zoroark1264 on May 30, 2014, 08:25:29 PMLeague of Legends/Legend of Zelda both taught me that Triangle Trinities are very powerful.
lol
obscure Zelda references everywhere
even on my star wars t shirt.
Quote from: zoroark1264 on May 30, 2014, 08:25:29 PMLeague of Legends/Legend of Zelda both taught me that Triangle Trinities are very powerful.
You forgot about Fire Emblem
Fire Emblem taught me that almost all weapons will suddenly break if you use them long enough, even legendary weapons that have likely existed for hundreds of years before you used them.
Fire Emblem taught me that the stronger a weapon, the sooner it breaks.
Dwarf Fortress taught me to never trust a Dwarf