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Title: Wolfz Gaim REVEUZ!!!
Post by: Wolf on February 27, 2013, 04:29:40 PM
If you grew up with games, then probably you've seen good games, and bad games.
And I always wanted to review games. In this topic, I will be reviewing games I remember.
All the games I will be reviewing are going to be Nintendo, Sega, Atari, PC, Xbox, PS games... Well basically everything!
 I will be reviewing randomly but a minimum of one per week. So please, enjoy my review.
P.S. I would like your feedback guys :).

List of my reviews

From episodes

Update: I decided to add a meter to show how good I think the game is. It'll be rated 0 to 10. The bigger the number the better. Remember, this is my opinion, so don't get too serious.

1.Contra (http://www.ninsheetm.us/smf/index.php?topic=5414.msg201276#msg201276) 7
2.Legend of Zelda (update) (http://www.ninsheetm.us/smf/index.php?topic=5414.msg201553#msg201553) 9
3.Super Mario bros 3 (http://www.ninsheetm.us/smf/index.php?topic=5414.msg202472#msg202472) 9
4.League of Legends (http://www.ninsheetm.us/smf/index.php?topic=5414.msg203397#msg203397) 5
5.Minecraft (http://www.ninsheetm.us/smf/index.php?topic=5414.msg203586#msg203586) 7
6.Ninja Baseball Batman (http://=http://www.ninsheetm.us/smf/index.php?topic=5414.msg203980#msg203980) 1
7.Starcraft (http://www.ninsheetm.us/smf/index.php?topic=5414.msg204945#msg204945) 6
8.Mario paint (http://=http://www.ninsheetm.us/smf/index.php?topic=5414.msg206030#msg206030) 5
9.Super Smash Bros. Brawl (https://www.ninsheetmusic.org/forum/index.php?topic=5414.msg209163#msg209163) 8
10.Castlevania (https://www.ninsheetmusic.org/forum/index.php?topic=5414.msg243669#msg243669) 6
11.Plants VS Zombies 2 (https://www.ninsheetmusic.org/forum/index.php?topic=5414.msg244136#msg244136) 5
12.NES Remix (https://www.ninsheetmusic.org/forum/index.php?topic=5414.msg246011#msg246011) 4
13.Geometry Dash (https://www.ninsheetmusic.org/forum/index.php?topic=5414.msg247376#msg247376) 2
14.Maplestory (https://www.ninsheetmusic.org/forum/index.php?topic=5414.msg253935#msg253935) 4
15.Super Smash Bros(64) (https://www.ninsheetmusic.org/forum/index.php?topic=5414.msg257494#msg257494) 5
16.Castlevania part 1 (https://www.ninsheetmusic.org/forum/index.php?topic=5414.msg258486#msg258486) N/A
17.Castlevania part 2 (https://www.ninsheetmusic.org/forum/index.php?topic=5414.msg258745#msg258745) N/A
18.Super Mario Marathon (https://www.ninsheetmusic.org/forum/index.php?topic=5414.msg282347#msg282347) N/A
19.Starlink: Battle for Atlas (https://www.ninsheetmusic.org/forum/index.php?topic=5414.msg407737#msg407737) 4
20.Star Fox Timeline/Star Fox Marathon (https://www.ninsheetmusic.org/forum/index.php?topic=5414.msg407758#msg407758) N/A
21.Super Smash Bros. Ultimate (update) (https://www.ninsheetmusic.org/forum/index.php?topic=5414.msg407766#msg407766) 8
22.Super Mario Odyssey (https://www.ninsheetmusic.org/forum/index.php?topic=5414.msg407790#msg407790) 8
23.Overwatch (https://www.ninsheetmusic.org/forum/index.php?topic=5414.msg407835#msg407835) 6
24.Star Fox Grand-Prix(a Wolfz Gaim REVEUZ!!! Short) (https://www.ninsheetmusic.org/forum/index.php?topic=5414.msg407998#msg407998) N/A
25.NES Online/Nintendo Switch Online service (https://www.ninsheetmusic.org/forum/index.php?topic=5414.msg408060#msg408060) N/A
26.Amiibo/and games that support it (https://www.ninsheetmusic.org/forum/index.php?topic=5414.msg408071#msg408071) N/A
27.Ice Climbers (https://www.ninsheetmusic.org/forum/index.php?topic=5414.msg408236#msg408236) 5
28.Super Castlevania 4 (https://www.ninsheetmusic.org/forum/index.php?topic=5414.msg408493#msg408493) 7
29.F-Zero (https://www.ninsheetmusic.org/forum/index.php?topic=5414.msg408897#msg408897) 7
30.Legend of Zelda Breath of the Wild (https://www.ninsheetmusic.org/forum/index.php?topic=5414.msg409891#msg409891) 7
31.Game Glitches part 1 (https://www.ninsheetmusic.org/forum/index.php?topic=5414.msg410215#msg410215) N/A
32.Game Glitches part 2 (https://www.ninsheetmusic.org/forum/index.php?topic=5414.msg410379#msg410379) N/A
33.Galaxy on fire 2 (https://www.ninsheetmusic.org/forum/index.php?topic=5414.msg410428#msg410428) 7
34.Ghosts'n Goblins (https://www.ninsheetmusic.org/forum/index.php?topic=5414.msg410667#msg410667) 3
35.Ninja Gaiden (https://www.ninsheetmusic.org/forum/index.php?topic=5414.msg410971#msg410971) 4
36.Simcity (https://www.ninsheetmusic.org/forum/index.php?topic=5414.msg412458#msg412458) 8
37.Cho'Gath Eats the World (https://www.ninsheetmusic.org/forum/index.php?topic=5414.msg413132#msg413132) 5
38.Super Mario Maker 2
39.Buster Bros

Note: Wow I was organizing links and I realized I've been doing a shit ton of these reviews!
Title: Re: wolf's game reviews
Post by: JDMEK5 on February 27, 2013, 06:57:29 PM
3 games a week is pretty fast... Think you can keep that pace?
Title: Re: wolf's game reviews
Post by: TheZeldaPianist275 on February 27, 2013, 10:48:44 PM
I really need to get back to mine.... :(

Looking forward to it Wolf!
Title: Re: wolf's game reviews
Post by: blueflower999 on February 28, 2013, 01:54:30 AM
What have I started...  ::)

Good luck, Wolf!

And TZP, yes you do!
Title: Re: wolf's game reviews
Post by: Wolf on February 28, 2013, 08:37:47 AM
So... My first game review.

Contra (NES)

I didn't beat many NES games. I think about 2. But one of them is Contra for the NES.
Probably the first time playing it, the only reason I played it was because to check out the Konami code. But it was pretty fun. So I kept playing it. And I actually beat it. And even more funny thing is that I beat it with a cast in my right arm. The only thing I hate about Contra is the difficulty.
I think everyone agrees, without the konami code, almost nobody can beat it. I tried without it, but yes, it is hard. And also, I hate it when you get hit once, all the items are gone. So unless you don't need items to beat the game, the Konami code is useless. Speaking of items, I find them good. But the only ones I think it sucks, are the long ranged gun and the rapid fire thingy. first of all, the rapid fire thing is good if you have the spread gun or the machine gun. but if you get it without any other item, it's useless. It's like the cane in Dr jekil and mr. Hide. When the cane weapon is useless. (not for the bees) And the long gun. You can't rapid fire that thing, because if you do, then it stops. But better than the original gun. One more thing I hate about Contra, is that you constantly have to keep pressing the button to rapid fire. ( with the exception of machine gun) You would say to just get a turbo controller, but if your playing with the emulater, then there's no way to avoid this situation.
So in conclusion, not a BAD game, but still with some flaws.
Do I recommend this game? Yes if your a hardcore gamer. But no if you like to play games fair and you want to beat it.

And next review will be legend of zelda.

PS: all the games I will be reviewing are games I played before.
Title: Re: wolf's game reviews
Post by: blueflower999 on February 28, 2013, 12:45:48 PM
Lol, never thought I'd hear someone mention Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hide in a Contra review!  ;)
Title: Re: wolf's game reviews
Post by: GaryOak on February 28, 2013, 01:37:30 PM
I was actually nerdy enough to beat Contra without the Konami code. It was the highlight of my gaming career.
Title: Re: wolf's game reviews
Post by: Wolf on February 28, 2013, 01:40:23 PM
I was actually nerdy enough to beat Contra without the Konami code. It was the highlight of my gaming career.
Then you should consider yourself contra god.
Title: Re: wolf's game reviews
Post by: JDMEK5 on March 01, 2013, 02:03:52 AM
You should have links to all your posts that review games on your OP.
Title: Re: wolf's game reviews
Post by: TheZeldaPianist275 on March 01, 2013, 03:44:14 AM
I was actually wondering-- how do you link to the middle of a page?
Title: Re: wolf's game reviews
Post by: Dudeman on March 01, 2013, 03:52:03 AM
Click on the "Re:" above the post. This will take you to that post, and then you can copy the url and post it, like this. (http://www.ninsheetm.us/smf/index.php?topic=5414.msg201306#msg201306)
Title: Re: wolf's game reviews
Post by: Wolf on March 01, 2013, 06:22:53 AM
Well I did it.
Title: Re: wolf's game reviews
Post by: JDMEK5 on March 01, 2013, 06:05:14 PM
Well I did it.
I see that. Good for you.
Title: Re: wolf's game reviews
Post by: Wolf on March 02, 2013, 12:45:51 AM
Another review.

Legend of zelda

Any game that has puzzle solving things, one game that most people think of, is legend of zelda.
The first zelda game, is Legend of zelda. But first time hearing about the game, legend of zelda, I first thought this guy called Zelda will be the main character in the game. But no. Zelda only appears when you beat the game, or maybe at the middle of the game where she tells you some clues. I did some research, and it turns out the only game console that has a game that starts Zelda, is the cd-i.
If there going to call the game Legend of ZELDA and not put Zelda as the main character, then either call it Legend of Link, or have Zelda as the main character.
And for the gameplay. I really don't have much to say about. The controls are good, and the puzzle solving thing is well balanced.
The flaws. when your full health, you can shoot lasers from your sword. But a single heart gets taken away, you lose it. the only way to bring it back is to get a heart, get a fairy, or go to the lake with the fairy. But it seems like when you need hearts, the enemies leave rupees. When you need rupees but not hearts, then they leave hearts. Im not sure if that's just my luck, but it happens way often for me. and when you get all the heart pieces and die, then they make you start with 3 hearts. And so thanks to that, you have to go all the way to the lake. And if you play this game and actually went all the way to level 9, then your going to go to the lake a lot. So my only advice is when your going to go to level 9, then step one, go to the lake. Step two, buy a second potion. Step three, go to level 9 without any lives lost. But other then those, it's a good game.
Do I recommend it? Yes if your a mystery solving game fan. No if you don't.
Update
And about the second quest? That one is more frustrating. All of the levels (except for level 1) changed there positions. And the first quest was possible to do since there were clues along the way, but they didn't change any clues in the second quest. So the first time doing, the old woman told me to meet the old man at the grave. But I checked every gravestone and there was no old man. One flaw about it. But it was still a classic, I'd pop that game in my Nintendo any day.
Next review will be Super Mario Bros 3
Title: Re: wolf's game reviews
Post by: TheZeldaPianist275 on March 02, 2013, 01:21:23 AM
I wouldn't necessarily say that's a flaw.  The game was supposed to be challenging.
Title: Re: wolf's game reviews
Post by: BlackDragonSlayer on March 02, 2013, 01:22:33 AM
I wouldn't necessarily say that's a flaw.  The game was supposed to be challenging.
Yeah; it IS a classic game, after all, and many classic games are known to be rather difficult.
Title: Re: wolf's game reviews
Post by: blueflower999 on March 02, 2013, 04:31:49 AM
The Legend of Zelda is a fairly easy game compared to other NES titles. Modern players might think it's hard, but as an NES gamer myself, it's a piece of cake. Just the fact that I can beat it shows that it's not that difficult.  :P

Here's a list of my NES-Hard-But-Also-NES-Good games:
Kid Icarus
Mega Man 1-6
Castlevania 1-3
Ninja Gaiden 1-3
Battletoads
Contra and Super C
Ghosts N Goblins
And probably some more that I missed!
Title: Re: wolf's game reviews
Post by: Wolf on March 02, 2013, 04:57:03 AM
True.. I beat it too.
But the first time playing without any clues, you don't know what to do.
But if you beat it like 2 times, then it will be easier.
Title: Re: wolf's game reviews
Post by: JDMEK5 on March 02, 2013, 04:58:46 PM
You're missing an option on your poll. What if I can't tell how good your review was because I've never played the reviewed game before?
Title: Re: wolf's game reviews
Post by: FSM-Reapr on March 02, 2013, 05:01:39 PM
Why are there trolls who vote the bad option? Stop it guys, you're being jerks.
Title: Re: wolf's game reviews
Post by: JDMEK5 on March 02, 2013, 05:08:39 PM
Why are there trolls who vote the bad option? Stop it guys, you're being jerks.
Hey, I didn't vote yet. My option isn't there.
Title: Re: wolf's game reviews
Post by: Bubbles on March 02, 2013, 07:56:05 PM
I dont see the problem for voting for the "bad option" if its been put there in the first place


Just saying, I didnt vote
Title: Re: wolf's game reviews
Post by: Wolf on March 03, 2013, 04:17:38 AM
You're missing an option on your poll. What if I can't tell how good your review was because I've never played the reviewed game before?
Well I fixed hat problem.
Title: Re: wolf's game reviews
Post by: Wolf on March 07, 2013, 12:13:05 PM
Super Mario bros 3

This game is my favorite! And I think most people can agree that. I don't know why, but it's better than the first one, and the second one. Maybe it's because there is a map, and lots of items to help on your way. I think only few flaws were in this game and even with them, I think it's still good. First flaw: guess.
If you ever tried to beat super Mario bros 3, then one of the items you need is the warp flute.
Where do you get this thing? There are two. One is in the castle, and the other is in the level3.
But getting the level 3 one is kind of complicated. You have to kneel one the white block and then go all the way to the end and there you go. But who would guess to kneel one the white block?
Not me.
Second: starting back
When you die, you have to do all of the levels again. Think you were at the very end of the world, and you make a mistake, you go all the way back! That happens to me before and really made me mad.
But that's all of the flaws for me. Not much because I thought this was a great game.
Do I recommend this game? Yes!!! Of course!
There is no reason to avoid this game.

Next review will be league of legends. And if you don't know that game is that, then check it on the Internet.

P.S
Now I will be doing two reviews from now on. Because of school starting back.
Title: Re: wolf's game reviews
Post by: blueflower999 on March 07, 2013, 12:48:26 PM
Such a good game, but it's pretty frustrating when you have to go back to the beginning!
Title: Re: wolf's game reviews
Post by: MaestroUGC on March 07, 2013, 06:58:35 PM
It is a good game, but I can beat it without using the warp whistles, and I'm not that great at older video games.
Title: Re: wolf's game reviews
Post by: blueflower999 on March 07, 2013, 08:27:26 PM
It is a good game, but I can beat it without using the warp whistles, and I'm not that great at older video games.
All in one sitting? Not using emulators, save states, or something like Virtual Console?
Title: Re: wolf's game reviews
Post by: MaestroUGC on March 07, 2013, 08:34:33 PM
None of the above.
Title: Re: wolf's game reviews
Post by: Sir Dino on March 07, 2013, 09:29:13 PM
All in one sitting? Not using emulators, save states, or something like Virtual Console?
Because UGC is pretty much
Spoiler
(https://www.ninsheetmusic.org/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.blogging4jobs.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2013%2F01%2Flike_a_boss.jpg&hash=f498ff34f5510bb388d948cfd6b92b31)
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Title: Re: wolf's game reviews
Post by: Wolf on March 13, 2013, 02:47:03 PM
Sorry I'm late.

League of legends

League of legends is made by riot games. The same company that made Dota. And because of this, it's similar to Dota. With 3 lines and other stuff like that. First thing I like us that there is a library of characters.(also known as champions) you will find a champion you like. But as you go, you will want to try more and more until you wasted about 300 dollars. Now I swear that there's nobody who played this game without using a single penny. My brother spent 150 dollars because of this. One thing I hate is that the only music this game had is the main theme. Of course these kind of games don't really need music, but it will be nice to include some. Some of the champions are fimiliar. Like wukong had the same concept with goku, and ahri where it has a same concept with naruto the nine tailed fox.
League of legends is the kind of game where it needs some good brains since you will need to know what this guy is going to do and so you will have to do this to stop him and stuff like that.
So you really need some gameing senses.
But I think it's a good game.
Do I recommend it? Yes if you have a lot of money to spend.
No if you don't have money to spend.

Next review will be minecraft.
Title: Re: wolf's game reviews
Post by: SlowPokemon on March 13, 2013, 03:09:02 PM
Good review! Keep writing them!
Title: Re: wolf's game reviews
Post by: FSM-Reapr on March 13, 2013, 03:23:59 PM
Good review! Keep writing them!
Title: Re: wolf's game reviews
Post by: MaestroUGC on March 13, 2013, 04:35:29 PM
I have several friends who play LoL without spending a dime on the game. They play all the time too.
Title: Re: wolf's game reviews
Post by: Yugi on March 14, 2013, 06:40:03 AM
I have several friends who play LoL without spending a dime on the game. They play all the time too.
(https://www.ninsheetmusic.org/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.thetruworld.com%2Fuploads%2F1%2F0%2F9%2F3%2F10936136%2F4026566_orig.jpg&hash=692c4b0572d942ce31782c90ce13e5fb)
Title: Re: wolf's game reviews
Post by: MaestroUGC on March 14, 2013, 07:03:56 AM
It also helps that they are broke.
Title: Re: wolf's game reviews
Post by: Wolf on March 14, 2013, 08:27:49 AM
(https://www.ninsheetmusic.org/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.thetruworld.com%2Fuploads%2F1%2F0%2F9%2F3%2F10936136%2F4026566_orig.jpg&hash=692c4b0572d942ce31782c90ce13e5fb)
LOL. Reminds me of me  and my brother talking.
Title: Re: wolf's game reviews
Post by: Wolf on March 14, 2013, 01:14:51 PM
Minecraft

If you want to build something you can't build in real life, then try minecraft. Of course I would use Legos instead but with Lego, you have limited parts. A lot of people thought it was kind of bad because it looks pixelated, but games were you build stuff with blocks, I think it should be like that. Another thing I like is that it has a first person view thing so it has a virtual reality so it feels like your in the game acting. And there's some coll things like when you dig underground deep enough, you will literally find hell. You can do almost anything in this game like make a stage that looks like sudden death stage and fight with your friends. And yes one of my friends actually did that and we had so much fun. I tried to make a Death Star but I failed. So I tried to make the star destroyer and its still on construction. There's an app version, and a pc version. If your wondering which one to pick, then I'll pick PC. Because it has more things to do. More stuff like the bucket to bring the water. And since I think it's a good game, this review will be short. Because I don't have much to say.
Do I recommend it? Yes if you like to build things. No if you like other games such as action, rpg, or puzzle.

Next review will be ninja baseball batman.

News. I did a update with the legend of Zelda review, so CHECK IT OUT!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: wolf's game reviews
Post by: FSM-Reapr on March 14, 2013, 02:43:50 PM
Minecraft

Do I recommend it? Yes if you like to build things.
made me lol
Title: Re: wolf's game reviews
Post by: BlackDragonSlayer on March 14, 2013, 08:04:32 PM
If you want to build something you can't build in real life, then try minecraft. Of course I would use Legos instead but with Lego, you have limited parts.
Lego Digital Designer (LDD) :P
Title: Re: wolf's game reviews
Post by: blueflower999 on March 14, 2013, 08:32:46 PM
Wow, someone that plays Ninja Baseball Batman? Wow, I'm impressed.

Also, you don't dig to find Hell in Minecraft. You build a portal to it.
Title: Re: wolf's game reviews
Post by: Wolf on March 14, 2013, 11:43:28 PM
Wow, someone that plays Ninja Baseball Batman? Wow, I'm impressed.
i saw one in the arcades. So I tried it.
Title: Re: wolf's game reviews
Post by: blueflower999 on March 14, 2013, 11:55:56 PM
You must live in Japan, then. Or be incredibly lucky!
Title: Re: wolf's game reviews
Post by: Wolf on March 15, 2013, 07:30:28 AM
You must live in Japan, then. Or be incredibly lucky!
Even though I have a big knowledge about nintendo, I don't live in north america or japan.
So basically, i'm very lucky.
Title: Re: wolf's game reviews
Post by: Wolf on March 17, 2013, 07:16:25 AM
So. The review people wanted to see.

Ninja baseball batman

First, let me tell you how I got to play this game.
In my country. Some restaurants have arcades. And one of them was ninja baseball batman.
So I played it. And if you come to my house, then I'll tell you where it is.
Anyway, it's not that special. It's just another beat em up kind if games. If it wasn't for the uniqueness, I'd play turtles in time or battletoads. The concept of the game is just baseball. Everything you see has something to do with, well baseball. One thing I hate in this game is the controls. It's kind of stiff. The only way to know is to play it by yourself. Because I really have nothing to say with this game, this review will be kind of short. And I swear that next reviews will be longer.

Next review will be Starcraft.
Title: Re: wolf's game reviews
Post by: blueflower999 on March 17, 2013, 02:58:42 PM
I like your sense in games, Wolf.  ;)
Title: Re: wolf's game reviews
Post by: BlackDragonSlayer on March 17, 2013, 08:02:26 PM
Ninja baseball batman
When I first saw the name, I thought it was this Batman (http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-747diwe332s/TwLYnGQUy0I/AAAAAAAAP-s/YcnIJeZyQBg/s1600/batman+surprised+disgusted+horrified.jpg).
Title: Re: wolf's game reviews
Post by: Wolf on March 23, 2013, 04:07:48 AM
Sorry to keep you all waiting.

Starcraft

First of all, in my country, this game is for 14 or older. But most of my friends who are good at this game, played it when they were 4 years old. But it didn't effect them. So my first complement is, this game should have erased the blood and let kids play it too.
But other than that, I say it's good. And it's pretty addicting too. And the thing I like the most is the cheats. Show me the money is my favorite. Because it gives to 10000 credits. There's more like black sheep wall and the gathering and atuff like that. But one bad thing, you can't use it when your fighting a person. When it comes to Starcraft, I think of one game, galaxy on fire for the app. There's a kind called Terran, there is a place called valkire, and a bunch of other copies.
And comes the sequel. Starcraft 2.
This one is way better than the previous one. It has advanced graphics, there is a lot of languages to choose, and best of all, the controls are better. Al least for me.
But what they should have improved, was some new kinds. But still it's fun

Do I recommend this game? Yes if you are bored. No. If your not.
Next review will be mario paint.
Title: Re: wolf's game reviews
Post by: blueflower999 on March 23, 2013, 02:14:43 PM
What race do you prefer to be in StarCraft, Wolf?
Title: Re: wolf's game reviews
Post by: Wolf on March 24, 2013, 01:19:38 AM
I don't know. But I just want a new one thats all.
Title: Re: wolf's game reviews
Post by: Wolf on March 24, 2013, 06:51:26 AM
Oh and by the way. I will take a break for 3 days. After that a will come with more reviews.
Title: Re: wolf's game reviews
Post by: Wolf on March 30, 2013, 01:15:23 AM
Sorry I'm late. I had a lot of assignment to do.

Mario paint.
For a person who arranges music or paints, I think this game is just great. because you get to play games, and do your job at the same time. And yes, for a arranger like me, sometimes when I get bored at arranging and I want to rest, then I pick this game. I don't enjoy the painting, but I sure enjoy the music writing. And if there's anyone in ninsheetmusic who never played this game, a recommend it. The first reason why I like this game is because it has a lot of sound effects. A cat, a NES kind of sound, a flute a piano and it goes on and on and on.
And just because I don't really like the painting doesn't mean I never tried it in my whole life. I remember playing   
action 52 on the sega genisis and there was that painting thingy, because you had to use the Dpad, i thought it was uncomfortable. But mario paint in the other hand, had an accessory called the super nintendo mouse. Thinking about it now, every super nintendo accessory had the word super. And the NES power. Anyway, the super nintendo mouse was just perfect for games like mario paint. Another reason why I like this game. Because the control are comfortable. Thats all I have to say for this game.
Do I recommend his game? Yes if you paint, arrange, or write songs. But no if you don't.

Next review will be............ I don't know what to review so tell me what to review by posting in here.
Title: Re: wolf's game reviews
Post by: blueflower999 on March 30, 2013, 01:39:31 AM
You forgot that epic game where you swat flies! XD
Title: Re: wolf's game reviews
Post by: Wolf on March 30, 2013, 03:21:46 AM
Yeah... But I wanted to focus on those two things. So I didn't talk about it.
Title: Re: wolf's game reviews
Post by: Wolf on April 21, 2013, 09:33:44 AM
Ah... Finally a game review. Well I decided to review super smash bros brawl.

I'm a starfox fan. So it will be nice for me to play starfox games. But the only one I played was starfox adventures. And that was my friends house. And it was also America. So there was no way to play starfox games in my country. With the exception of when your using an emulator. (Like me) Then, I heard about a game called super smash bros brawl. And that you can pick starfox characters. So probably that game made me get a wii for Christmas. Because Nintendo was made in my country at 2004, there was no starfox games. Well at least there was starfox command but that game wasn't realesed at my country so there was none. Believe it or not, the first starfox game to be known in my country is starfox 64 3d. And I'm not kidding. Anyway, back to smash bros brawl. This game is one of my favorite games of all time. But there are some flaws too.
1: the wifi connection is horrible!
Anyone who has this game probably tried the wifi mode. I know a lot of people who tried it. But I never heard anyone who got connected. I rarely got connected once. And that was one of my luckiest day I ever had.
2: they replaced some characters from the previous game.
Even though I don't have a GameCube, I sure played some games for the GameCube. And one of then was ssbm. And I really liked mewtwo. But gone!
3: it's so hard trying to master a single character.
If you want to say you mastered a character, then you have to prove it. How? By beating a computer that's set to intense difficulty. But trying this is hard, and takes a lot of time to do.
But that's all the cons for me.
Do I recommend it? Yes. If you like fighting games and Nintendo at the same time.
No if you don't like bad wifi connection.

Next review will be castlevania.
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Post by: Wolf on April 05, 2014, 03:40:20 PM
Now please. If your going to insult me for doing this shit, then do it. But anyway, I was on a long break, and recently I was back. And I forgot that I did a game review. Until I saw this. But anyway, I was going to review Plants VS Zombies 2, but seeing that I said that I was going to do review Castlevania, well here you go!

Probably, this is my top 3 favorite side-scrolling games ever. I don't know why, but it was pretty addictive for me. Because I like games with tons of secrets, I guess this game fit perfectly to me. But it does have its flaws. First of all, why is everything and I REALLY mean everything have to be so difficult to find? Like even chickens (or pork chop) are in walls so you have to know where they are. But the only thing they do is just replenish your health. It's like we have a castle full of candles when you whip it, they drop hearts, and there's tons of em but they don't replenish your health. But pork chops that you find in walls do. But it's not AS "secretful" then Simons Quest. But still confusing. And another thing I have to point out is that some enemys keep respawning. Sure it's a good way to gain hearts to fight bosses but when your in a hurry, then your fucked. And the last thing to point out is that you get knocked back when you get hit. Especially when your on that moving platform, one hit will be death. But other than those, it's fun to play. In fact, recently I'm playing Castlevania games because the music is awesome and the gameplay itself is pretty fun. That's the reason why I came back: is to request Castlevania musics. So thats about it.
And next review will be PVZ2. Oh and one more thing, if you want me to review a game,(probably you guys aren't gonna give a shit to this fourm) let me know.
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Post by: Wolf on April 12, 2014, 12:42:39 PM
Well, looks like nobody watches this anymore. but like what I say: The show MUST go on.

Plants VS Zombies 2
First of all, why 2 instead of one? well that's simple: cause I don't have Plants VS Zombies.
Anyway, recently, I got hooked up with mobile games. And one of em is Plants VS Zombies 2. ( i'll just call it PVZ2)
It's one of those Tower Defense type of games. like balloon tower defense or Slimes VS Mushrooms. So the basic concept of the game is just to defend your lawn from zombies. and there is a lot of variety like on the roof top or next to the swimming pool. But mostly it's the lawn.
But that's just PVZ. PVZ2 however, your defending your lawn from different time periods. right now, there is only 4 worlds. (excluding the Chinese version) Ancient Egypt, Pirate Seas, Wild West, and Far Future. All of these time periods have different metas and are different from one another.
and your weapon is just what the title says: Plants. But there is a lot of em. and each one has pros and cons. but sometimes, the map and the plants have a rare connection. like you wouldn't want to use fire breathing plants on ancient Egypt. because it will light up zombies torches and will instantly melt your defenses. So you really need to think hard. And one last thing I want to say is about all the nerfs and buffs Popcap does. like the time when a single sun costs 25 suns, they changed the fucking thing into 50 suns each. And halved the sun producing time. it's not a big deal, but when you have a plant that costs 75 sun, and you have 50. It's annoying to wait half more to get 50 sun. And there was a time when they got carried away with these patches, when they had people to buy lawnmowers. First of all, lawnmowers are used when your entire lane is done. they will kill all zombies in that lane. but only once per game and once per lane. but having to buy them for 2000 credits(2000 is a big amount by the way), is pretty stressing. But gladly, they patched it back. But that's not all. there's more. And some of em are more frustrating. but other then that, I think it is a very good game. it only got bad views because of all the nerfs. So do I recommend it? Yes. Because it's free, so you might as well try it.
Next review will be Super Mario U. And YES. I played the Wii-U. I don't have it though. (FFFFUUUUUCCCCKKKKK!!!!!)
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Post by: blueflower999 on April 12, 2014, 03:26:04 PM
The original Plants Vs. Zombies is a genius game, but I can't speak for the sequel. I highly recommend checking it out!
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Post by: Wolf on April 13, 2014, 03:51:46 PM
The original Plants Vs. Zombies is a genius game, but I can't speak for the sequel. I highly recommend checking it out!
Well, the thing is, PVZ costs a dollar. And I don't have the money.
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Post by: Wolf on May 11, 2014, 05:51:00 AM
I changed my mind to just reviewing NES Remix for the Wii-U.

First of all, the title got my attention. with all of these 'modern games' today, cartoonish games like Mario or Zelda and stuff like that are not so popular. These days, it's all about the graphics more than anything else. I mean better graphics is good but the fact that better graphics made games look like real life was irritating for me. And it's probably the reason why I still play old Nintendo games rather than today games. But the fact that Nintendo is loosing marketing because Nintendo still makes cartoonish games. But I like those kinds of games better. So thats why this game was pretty fun for me. It's basically old NES games but you have to do certain things to go through. Kind of like a mission. So there's not much to say, because that's the games purpose. But if there's things that could have been there to make it better is if they had an option to play those games. Sure there's virtual console and stuff like that but it could have been awesome to put it. and one last thing is that for my knowledge, there isn't popular games such as castlevania, megaman and other stuff. Probably it was because there Konami's games and that they need to get permission but how hard could it possibly be??? And note that this game got a sequel, I would personally hope for NES remix 3 with those games.
So in contrast, if your a high NES fan, then this is for you. Give it to yourself for Christmas or your Birthday if you can. But if your a modern game fan, and if you don't know much about NES, then don't.
Next review will be a surprise. That is if you read this.
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Post by: Wolf on May 30, 2014, 11:53:29 AM
So, the so called "surprise" is here! Geometry dash.

It's one of those smart hone games, and for a game that an unknown company made, it's very addictive and fun. Basically what the game is, is your a square going to the end of the stage. Kind of like The impossible game. But with more things. And by more things I mean stuff like more characters to choose, a stage maker, playing online levels, a heck ton of songs. But of course games can't be made without Nerfs. But these nerfs aren't actually nerfs. There just bug fixes. But I say when those bug fixes are pissing me off then I call them nerfs. But with the exception for being a Riot Games JR, i'd say it's a good game. But I do have to admit that most Geometry dash players are asians, (mostly Koreans) are really a pain in the ass with super hard stages. But check out the impossible game too. Cause that one has good songs too. Probably the whole reason why I started coming back. To arrange Geometry dash soundtracks and post them online.
If your bored and have nothing but an iphone or an android, then spend 2 dollars and play this game. It will bring you anger and make you throw your cell phone, but it's worth throwing that electronic thingy on the wall.
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Post by: Wolf on September 01, 2014, 11:24:52 AM
Maplestory

I'm not sure if I said that I fucking HATE RPG games or not but if I didn't, then here you go: I FUCKING HATE RPG GAMES!!!!!!!
I never played Final Fantasy 1~6, never played Mother, Earthbound, and Mother 3. The only RPG game I've played back then was Legend of Zelda.(of course, only the first one) And now there's another RPG game I've played: Maplestory. One of my brother's Asian friend asked my bro to play Maplestory and he did. After that, he convinced me to play it too. Even though he knows how much I hate RPG's. But I did. To be honest, It's not that fun or addicting but just the fact that it's one of the biggest RPG games in existence is cool.
Anyway, the main thing about Maple is that there's a lot of characters to choose from. And you can make different clothing combinations too. And each character has it's own unique storyline so that's very nice. As a kid, one of my dream was to own a black market. And in this game, you can kind of do that sort of thing. But right now I'm broke, so I don't have anything to sell. But maybe later i'll ring some goodies and sell them private. And it's best to play with your friends. But good luck finding anyone in NA who plays Maple.
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Post by: KefkaticFanatic on September 01, 2014, 08:21:03 PM
if you are gonna say you hate maplestory then I just gotta tell you your opinion is a terrible one and you should be ashamed

tho I guess without the nostalgia factor it might not be quite the same :P
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Post by: mikey on September 02, 2014, 01:57:34 AM
if you are gonna say you hate maplestory then I just gotta tell you your opinion is a terrible one and you should be ashamed

tho I guess without the nostalgia factor it might not be quite the same :P
He didn't say that man.
He said he hated rpg's lol read further than the first 3 lines
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Post by: KefkaticFanatic on September 02, 2014, 02:03:12 AM
It's not that fun
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Post by: Yugi on September 02, 2014, 02:13:13 AM
Original Legend of Zelda isn't an RPG though.
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Post by: Maelstrom on September 02, 2014, 02:26:50 AM
Original Legend of Zelda isn't an RPG though.
^ Technically, no zelda game in the main series has been a RPG.
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Post by: Olimar12345 on September 02, 2014, 02:27:08 AM
I love how his first couple paragraphs(?) basically say: "I HATE RPG'S! Now here's a list of some of the best ones, none of which I have played."

A+ opinion lol
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Post by: mikey on September 02, 2014, 02:45:06 AM
It's not that fun or addicting but just the fact that it's one of the biggest RPG games in existence is cool.

if you are gonna say you hate maplestory
error: does not compute
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Post by: blueflower999 on September 02, 2014, 03:04:29 AM
^ Technically, no zelda game in the main series has been a RPG.
Technically, most games are RPGs because you play roles in them.  :P
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Post by: Dude on September 02, 2014, 03:31:21 AM
Technically, most games are RPGs because you play roles in them.  :P
nooooo really?
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Post by: mikey on September 02, 2014, 03:32:14 AM
Technically, most games are RPGs because you play roles in them.  :P
and they're games too
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Post by: KefkaticFanatic on September 02, 2014, 04:56:12 AM
error: does not compute

if

breh
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Post by: Wolf on September 02, 2014, 07:46:15 AM
Well I thought talking to people and going to dungeons was kind of an RPG game. But that's just my opinion.
And people have different opinions with games so don't go too serious with my opinions Kefkatic.
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Post by: Wolf on October 18, 2014, 02:42:48 PM
Super smash bros

Seems like there was another way to play Nintendo games without consoles, and thats by using hacked(more like emulaters) versions that make you play it on the computer. And yes. That's how I played this game. Went to a video game store and I asked for something old, and he showed me a CD i've never seen in my entire life. Turns out to be unofficial but I bought it anyway.
Anyway, I've seen videos of this game's gameplay and also played SSBB so I knew a lot but there are some things different. Like where in this one there's no Left/Right B skill, and some moves are different. Nowadays, this game is aged out a little bit and comparing to Melee, it sucks. But back then, it was awesome. It was like one of THE best ideas for a game. So that's my pros. And for cons, the lack of characters to choose, the lags that appear, kind of messy graphics(of course it was good a the time), and not much variety. Although they kept getting better and better, it's still not getting perfect. But that's the way games are. SOOO...... Time to play melee and 43DS&WU and finish the collection. Recommend? Not really. I would rather buy 43DS&WU. But worth playing though.
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Post by: mikey on October 18, 2014, 03:32:32 PM
That's... really strange.
How would you spam PK fire
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Post by: Wolf on October 19, 2014, 02:29:36 PM
That's... really strange.
How would you spam PK fire
Because back then, PK fire was B. Not Left/Right B.
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Post by: mikey on October 19, 2014, 07:17:09 PM
Because back then, PK fire was B. Not Left/Right B.
So, no PK Freeze? D:
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Post by: Wolf on October 23, 2014, 10:25:48 AM
Yah. And no fox illusion, no cape, no hammer, no rocket boost, no boomerang and sooooo on.
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Post by: blueflower999 on October 23, 2014, 08:48:10 PM
Are you faulting a game for not having what its sequels have?
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Post by: Sebastian on October 23, 2014, 11:20:44 PM
Are you faulting a game for not having what its sequels have?
I did that once...
wrong move Wolf
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Post by: mikey on October 24, 2014, 03:09:25 AM
Are you faulting a game for not having what its sequels have?
No, I was.
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Post by: Wolf on October 27, 2014, 12:29:33 PM
Uh.... LOL?

Well anyway, another game review!

Castlevania 1 and 2
Since howloween is not far out I thought about doing something like this. A howloween event! By reviewing 2 games, this is probably the most unique review I ever did.
So first one. I have to be pretty honest but I couldn't beat the third stage. Only because it's hard. Well it's not that hard but still hard enough. But I did like it because of the darkesh graphics and all. There are secrets that are rewarding when found and I like the whip. It's something that i've never seen in a NES game. The heart system and picking up a lot of weapons is so cool. But I hate the stiff jumps. Seriousely, those jumps in Castlevania made me an expert at Maplestory jumping. And another thing that pisses the hell out of me is those stairs. It's kind of uncomfortable than other NES games and the fact that if you fail one stair then your foing strait down. And also the knocking back when getting hit is a complaint to everyone but i'm not too frustrated with that. But the feeling that it's purposly sucking me to the nearest trap never goes away. So yes nowadays i'm pissed off when I see bats at a moving one inch platform. But overall the idea is awesome. But too much frustrating makes me wana get cancer. But there ARE a lot of good Castlevania games so I don't brag that much.
Oh BTW, i said that I will be doing Simons Quest too. But I never said when. So tomorrow I will do it. So stay tuned. And I said Howloween for entertaining by the way. Yes I fucking know that it's Halloween. Just sayin because of stupid jerks that correct me.
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Post by: SlowPokemon on October 27, 2014, 09:32:51 PM
howloween
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Post by: blueflower999 on October 27, 2014, 09:38:02 PM
hellaween
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Post by: Yugi on October 27, 2014, 09:56:58 PM
howloween is my favourite holiday
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Post by: mikey on October 28, 2014, 12:22:29 AM
Last time I played castlevania I couldn't figure out how to buy stuff.
Or go up stairs.
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Post by: Wolf on October 29, 2014, 07:47:32 AM
Simons quest.

Before I even played this game, my friends already told me that this game doesn't live up to the first one. But when I got the chance to play it, I did. First off, it's very different than the first game. The first one was well... pretty much just a sidescroller. But this is.... Um well, RPG kind of. And I already said about RPGs so imma going through. All the towns and castles to go are fun. But what I don't like is all the secret stuffs. Unlike Legend of Zelda which also has secrets, this one goes too far with them. Like all those fake blocks and the garlic drop and someone comes out are like too much. And all because the game doesn't give much hints. Well sure I think there's someone who tells you to drop garlic but other than that im pissed off. You really need internet or nintendo power. Although that's one way to keep games as long as possible back then but it's already a big scale game. And hearts are now money, but when you die, you lose them all. Legend Of Zelda didn't do anything cruel like that. So why this one? Is Konami really that picky? But I do have to say that this game is pretty big at the time, and the music is like a masterpiece. And the fact that they tried something new. Well, that's all I have to say.
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Post by: SlowPokemon on October 29, 2014, 02:01:58 PM
I just have so many questions
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Post by: mikey on October 29, 2014, 02:14:58 PM
I just have so many questions
what's an onion drop
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Post by: SlowPokemon on October 29, 2014, 02:25:50 PM
Unlike Legend of Zelda which also has secrets, this one goes too far with them. Like all those fake blocks and the garlic drop and someone comes out are like too much.

so many questions
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Post by: MaestroUGC on October 29, 2014, 04:04:31 PM
Summary of the above review of Castlevania II: Simon's Quest:

"This game is, and that's ok."
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Post by: Wolf on October 29, 2014, 04:10:09 PM
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But that's one way to explain games in a nutshell.
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Post by: Wolf on February 28, 2015, 08:14:55 PM
Well I haven't been playing games for a while and decided to do dis: a whole Mario game marathon. So basically ima gonna review every Mario game I played. So each one of em is going to be short.

Super Mario Bros (classic LOL)
It's just an average side scroller, nonono actually it's almost like the first sidescroller (with the exception of Atari) so it was pretty amazing at the time and it's still a good memory. it's the kind of game where you pick it up at anytime and it's sure to make you happy. But the sad thing is that I never beat this game. I just can't get passed 8-2. Probably because I use warp zones and skip all the hard shit. But anyway, in conclusion: I never beat it, but it's still fun to play at any day.

Super Mario Bros 2
I have to say this game has a variety of reviews cause some people love it and some people don't. Mostly the "like it" guys like it because of it's uniqueness. None of the Mario Bros trilogy ever had veggie throwing and toadstool hovering and toad being able to play. But the "this game is a bucket of balls!!!" guys are like that because they hated the fact that it doesn't look like a Mario game at the time and the fact that there was an original Mario 2 which looked way more like a Mario game. And the fact that NA Super mario Bros 2 was a copy of doki doki panic made them get pissed off some moar. For me, it has a balance. it's unique and fun to play cause you don't know whats gonna happen. But showing that it doesn't look like a Mario game and it's a copy of another game. But I'd play it any day and try to beat it. YES I never beat this game either. So fun to play at anytime, but still to this day pisses people.

SMB3
This one was the largest one out of the 3 trilogies. And was the radest of all. About 9 million copies were sold. And Michael Jacksons Albums were sold a little bit more than that so you can see the SMB3 impact. When I first played it, I was like: DAM!!!!!!! It feels like a Mario game, and it has unique gameplay! It literally mixed SMB's Mario game feelingness and SMB2's uniqueness. It has power ups u can save and use whenever you feel like it, there's 8 worlds and each has like a different environment, It's got mini games that give you 1ups (or "extra guys" :P) just WOW. And probably SMB3 had the most easter eggs. Say if your playing an online game or whatever and ur bored with it, then put in SMB3 and give it a go. It just nails it. It's the game that all generations can find it fun and exciting. It's necessary to have at least one copy of this game. Or at least in your emulater. And I didn't beat this one too BTW :P
So bottomline, it's one of the best games I've ever played.

Super Mario Galaxy
I'm not sure if I already reviewed this one but just in case i'll do it again. Super Mario Galaxy is the game that made me know video game soundtracks are fuking awesome and Buoy Base Galaxy theme is the one that made me find this website. And Buoy Base was the first video game music I ever played on the piano and encouraged me to arrange them myself (thank you olimar12345) So basically this game made me go allllllllll~~~~~~ the way here. And now i'm getting ready to be a video game composer. So it's like my friendship game. Without it, I am never to be here. But other than that, I liked the 3D style gaming and all the variety of stages to play. And yes as a NSM member I have to mention the MUSIC is fuking mozart! And the storyline was awesome. We even got a new character Roselina or something (fuk the spelling) And she has been in a lot of recent Mario games and even made it to SSB4 which was stupid but whatever. I really have nothing to say, this is one of the best games ever. It's a recommended #1. But I don't think all generations can enjoy it though.

Mario's Time Machine
Here's how my routine was: Played the game, Wondered htf ( how the fuk) do you win in this game, shut it off 5 min later. It's just so stupid. I really don't know what i'm supposed to do. At first I thought it be like turtles in time but no it's nothing like that. But I do have to say that concept of getting objects and placing them at the right time period is a pretty interesting concept but the gameplay itself is just so horrible it failed. Moving on.

Actually that's all the major Mario games I've played. The minors would be Mario & sonic games, SSB, and more but anyway, here you go. A whole Mario Marathon. Kinda sweet that they both start with M. Anyway dats it now let me rest.
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Post by: SlowPokemon on August 22, 2015, 01:09:51 AM
Blue and I were wondering, would you write more reviews? Your reviews are so much fun to read.
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Post by: ThatGamer on August 22, 2015, 04:45:12 AM
You should do more reviews, they are hilarious. And at the same time really dumb. Yet still substantial. Good. Yes.
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Post by: Wolf on December 25, 2018, 05:16:08 PM
Hi guys! A VEEEEEEERRRRRYYYYYY long time since I visited ninsheet. I think my last time visiting was like 3 years ago and for studying reasons. I had to study hard to go to college and now that I made it to flight school, I'M FREEEEEEEEEE!!! And yes I have been playing games while studying cause all work and no play makes jack a dull boy. And while playing, I felt like I have to criticize the shit factors of the games I've been playing and the only place to do that is here. And I see there are people who liked my posts. So here it is.

Starlink: Battle for Atlas

Back story
As a Spaceship shooter game fan, I liked games such as Galaxy on fire series, Star Wars/Trek games, and of course, Star Fox. You can tell by my name and profile pic. Especially with Star Fox, I am a huge fan, I have every single Star Fox games, merch, and amiibos(I waited in line to get Wolf amiibo). And because Star Fox Zero pissed me off, I wanted another Star Fox game. Oh and I have so much to talk about Star Fox Zero and the entire Star Fox series and the timeline but i'll save it for later. Cause today i'm focusing on the Star Fox crossover game, Starlink: Battle for Atlas. When it was first announced on the Nintendo direct, nobody gave a shit about this game other than being just "your average spaceship shooter game for your Switch". Even with some elements like that I'd rather buy the Galaxy on fire series on my iphone or ipad. Hell, Galaxy on Fire 3 is on the Nintendo Switch e shop so damn who gives a shit??? But I guess Miyamoto liked the game and thought "you know, that game would be better if Star Fox was in it. I'll give you guys permission to put Star Fox characters." So in the next direct, when every Star Fox fan looked at Starlink, it became a whole new game for us.

Some Guy on Youtube: SIUGSLIDGHLISDHGVLISHGSJHG!!!!!!!!!!
Some Other Guy on Youtube: OH MY GOD I AM SOOOOOOOO BUYING THIS GAME!!!!!!!!!
Some other OTHER Guy on Youtube: YES!!!!!!!! THIS IS THE GAME I WAS WAITING FOR!!!!!!!!!! SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!!!
And Me: THANK YOU NINTENDO!!!

But personally for me I was also excited about the Arwing model that is compatible to the game. It would look good next to my Fox amiibo. And I put an alarm on my phone at October 16. This is how much I was... no, everyone was hyped about this game. Of course I also thought "why not just a brand new Star Fox game?" But better than getting nothing so I was like "Meh, why not?" And so after buying it on amazon(I live in Japan now and none of the stores had this game) I finally got to play the game and display the Arwing model.

Oh BTW, I will be mentioning Galaxy on fire a lot so please don't mind :)

Gameplay
First off, to sum Starlink in a nutshell, it would be: Star Fox characters + Galaxy on fire overall gameplay + EVE online reality. And for people who don't know the Galaxy on Fire series, it's an space open world game with quests to do, guys to kill and steal their stuff, and make things and upgrade my ship. It's just an average space open world game with very impressive graphics for a Switch, but a little unrelated storylines between Star Fox and Starlink, ship and weapon systems, and a whole minor things are a bummer. But if your a Star Fox fan, and you like collecting models, then this is for you. How it was for me. And other than the model itself, the game isn't too bad. You can build things and gather people to your team, have them fight, explore. And it has it's own clock so enemies will reappear.

Pros
Like I already mentioned, the graphics are amazing. and it sure beats Galaxy on fire. And the voice actors did a good job too. And for the Star Fox missions, I like how it's focused on Wolf(my idol) instead of Andross. There are a lot of things wrapped up about Wolf(me) and if Nintendo keeps this kind of phase, I'd say seeing "Star Wolf"(a game I thought of where the main character is Wolf O'Donnell and the story takes place when Wolf was about Fox's age)isn't so far ahead.

Cons
 The first thing I wanna point out are the controls. The L stick controls the ship. But the right one controls the ship going either left or right on the screen. And the R stick is better for going left or right because it steers faster, but then how am I supposed to press the B,A,X,Y buttons? At least the fire button is L n R but the other buttons are boost, barrel roll, and shield, which are also important as well. So for an average spaceship shooting game, you really have to move your fingers fast as if your playing smash bros. Next is warping. To go to one planet to another, you have to hyperdrive. And when I first saw this on youtube I got so freaked out! Maybe it's because I am used to Galaxy on fire, where warping to another planet is simply scanning the planet I want to go and wait for like 2 seconds(1 or less if you have better scanners) and press F to go. but seeing 54.000Km on a planet I was like: you have to wait all that??? This is some EVE online shit! But thankfully it's shorter than I thought. But the thing that annoys me is the outlaw hyperspace trap. while your warping, there are pink gates with holes. You simply have to go through the not pink spots. But while warping, the handling decreases, and if you get caught, pirates will come out and beat the shit out of you until either you give them a Cornerian fuck you-fist or you run away. I would like break times like warping to be peaceful so that I can take a sip of my coke or eat some fries but those damn toll gates ban you from AFKing(more like AFCing). I mean it's nice they tried to occupy players but it's just annoying as hell. And lastly the weapons. First of all, why the hell are there cool times on a ship firepower. It's like I shoot someone 3 times and I gotta wait for it to cool down. By the time it cools back, I lost the enemy on my sight. Also, there are 3 types of weapons. Fire, Ice, and Gravity. These are the main elements for weapons as some objects won't break unless you use a certain type of weapon. That's fine with me. Then at least give me one of each from the start!!! I know games these days have DLC bullshit, but not on something that you need primarily!!!!!!!! Well the idea of Starlink is "toys to life" where kids would but toys and link them to the game. But not to people like me who only bought this game to play Star Fox and not give any Gravity type weapons in the Star Fox Starter pack. This is fucking bullshit!!! At least it doesn't bother the main campaign, but I'll have 33% space junk I can't open floating in space. Well that's what I think the main problem with this game was: It got SO MUCH PUSHED BY STAR FOX. If Star Fox wasn't in it, i'm sure people wouldn't have bought it, but having Star Fox makes it depend on it and ruins it's purpose.

Conclusion
Overall, it was a game that hyped many people, but lost interest quickly because of bad marketing. Because there was a similar situation to this: Star Fox Adventures. But I might as well get to that when I do the whole Star Fox series review.

Bonus
Here's a video of me getting stuck inside a fucking rock in Starlink. And yes, that is my voice.
(update) Mary krismas! I really don't know why we celebrate a birthday of some guy who isn't even scientifically proved to have been existed but whatever we rest everyone wins.

Next review will be........ hmm... There's SOOOOOOOO much to review. Gotta talk shit about SSBU, and the whole Star Fox series, Overwatch, and much moar!!! So in order to link with Starlink(lol that rhymes XD), might as well do the entire Star Fox series.
Title: Re: Wolfz Gaim REVEUZ!!!
Post by: Wolf on December 27, 2018, 04:28:25 PM
Since I have a lot of time and a lot of things to say, might as well do this review and finish the whole Star Fox marathon :P. Oh and I would like your feedback guys :).

  Star Fox Timeline/Star Fox Marathon

   Star Fox Timeline

 Like I said, Star Fox is my favorite game franchise. I already said it so many times I don't need to remind it. And I mentioned before the only Star Fox game I ever played was Star Fox Adventures. But now that I have played every single Star Fox game,(even Star Fox 2) I can 
go on with this marathon.
 But before I talk about the games, I want to talk about something else, the timeline of the Star Fox series. First off, the Star Fox games were released in the order of Star Fox, Star Fox 2(unofficially), Star Fox 64, Star Fox Adventures, Star Fox Assault, Star Fox Command, (Star Fox 64 3D), Star Fox Zero, (Starlink: Battle for Atlas). It all started with simply being Star Fox-> Star Fox 2. Then what about Star Fox 64? Did we skip Star Fox 3 to Star Fox 63? Even if it was, it isn't a sequel to Star Fox 2, but more of a remake of Star Fox. But back then, Star Fox 64 showed some impressive gameplay so nobody cared. Then came Star Fox Adventures. This game is known to be very different than any other Star Fox game. And It's true. But that story goes later. Anyway, this game takes place 3 years after Star Fox 64, making it a sequel to a remake. Then came Star Fox Assault. Again, a direct sequel to Star Fox Adventures. Then Star Fox Command. Note that this game has 9 multiple endings depending on your route. So a game franchise that had only one ending broke its own rules and came up with '''9''' fucking endings. At this point, people were wondering: which one is the real ending??? Most people hope the ending where Fox retires and his son leads the team would be the true ending since it's one of the happy endings. But for me, even if it WAS the real ending, I'd rather prefer most of the original Star Fox members staying instead of 3 out of 4 being new. So people were waiting for Nintendo to make a sequel to Star Fox Command, which of course never came out. But Nintendo DID plan to make a Star Fox game on the Nintendo Wii that takes place after the Anglar war(Star Fox Command timeline). It was supposed to be called Star Fox Battle for Corneria.(yes, it does sound a lot like Starlink: Battle for Atlas but i'm sure it's just a coincidence. Besides, it was just a rumor anyway)But it got canceled. And years after, Nintendo announced that they were using the file of that game to make a Star Fox game for the Wii-U. At this point, I didn't even hope since Nintendo already gave my hopes and dreams a big middle finger. But in 2015, I saw E3 and HOLY SHIT did I shit my pants! My dreams came true!!! I remember having dreams about the new Star Fox game only to wake up and be pissed off that it was just a dream. And when the game came out, I was ready to spend 60$ and kill off some brain cells with video games. And I did kill some brain cells, but by another way... It was another FUCKING GOD DAMN REMAKE OF STAR FOX 64 WHICH WAS ALSO A REMAKE OF STAR FOX!!!!!!!!!! So what we got was a remake of a remake. What happened to "We are using files of the canceled Star Fox game for the Wii to make a better game for the Wii-U"??? I guess "files" meant engine of the game. I mean from the cover I wondered: I thought Peppy retired? Why is he on the front cover? And where is Krystal? I should have known. And in my Starlink review, I mentioned that the Star Fox campaign is about chasing Wolf. Well guess why: because Andross is dead! Which means Starlink takes place after Star Fox Zero! So to conclude the timeline it would be:

 Star Fox-> Star Fox 2->REWIND
 Star Fox 64-> Star Fox Adventures-> Star Fox Assault-> Star Fox Command->REWIND
 Star Fox Zero-> Starlink: Battle for Atlas

Well I know there are a lot of games that don't have straight timelines but at least TRY making it straight!!! It's as if Nintendo knows they fucked up with the previous storyline so they just make a remake. It just shows Nintendo is lazy with timelines. Legend of Zelda, Castlevenia(It's a Konami game but anything related to Nintendo is bound to be messed up with timelines) also share a similar issue.
 So bottom line, please be more careful with timelines.

  Star Fox Marathon

   Star Fox

 Back story
For a game that was first released, it was the fourth Star Fox game I played. I got my first touch on the emulator, then I was able to get a SNES(since it's Japan, Super Famicom) and a copy of a Japanese version of Star Fox. And later get a mini SNES which had Star Fox 2 as well.

 Gameplay
Well it's a 3D spaceship shooter. Nothing more to say. The polygon graphics is something I couldn't get used to for a while, but back then, that was awesome! Back in 1991, something that looks 3D is a revolution! And to prove it, it was the first SNES game to utilize the FX chip, which made games capable of this 3D environment. But of course technology has its limits. All the 3D effects make the game a bit slow and honestly I can't see my projectiles. Maybe because I'm more used to modern games but still a great classic hit.

 Pros/Cons
Nothing really to say with a game that has such a long history. It was released in 1991. It's 2019 soon and that's almost 28 years. Back in it's time, it was considered to be one of the BEST SNES games so that alone explains how good it was. And games can become "old school"(or I like to call "classic"). So I really can't say any pros or cons by comparing games that were just released.

 Conclusion
A very classic game. Worth playing at least once in your lifetime.

   Star Fox 2

 Back story
I have played the game on the emulator before I bought the mini SNES, and I didn't expect this game to be released officially. Well it did. So when it got released, I HAD to try it(keyboards hurt my fingers  :'()

 Gameplay
I could see how successful this game could have been if it was released back then. It sure has a twist comparing to its prequel. Instead of Fox, Falco, Slippy, and Peppy, you can choose 2 characters. And they also added 2 new characters. Miyu, a Lynx, and Fay, a Poodle. And it has a RPG style map but the main gameplay is 3D spaceship shooting. And you can also see where Nintendo got the idea of the Walker from Star Fox Zero.

 Pros/Cons
Again, this wasn't officially released(at least when it was first announced). So again I really can't say much. But if there's one thing I want to point out is the map system. I already mentioned it's a RPG style map. But personally I don't like RPGs. And mixing it with a 3D space shooter game isn't bread and butter.

 Conclusion
If you played Star Fox before, then I suggest you play this one as well. Not only it links Star Fox, but the same feeling of Star Fox + new things = worth checking out!

   Star Fox 64

 Back story
Before I bought a Nintendo 64, my option was the Virtual console on the Wii. Thank GOD Nintendo at least put something good in that thing. That's how I played it.

 Gameplay
If Star Fox was a primitive ancestor of 3D spaceship shooter games, then this game is its successful descent. The graphics are WAY more appealing and the overall gameplay feels like a modern 3D spaceship shooter game. Not to mention the voices. Instead of the "der debb deb. Der du de dubb!", we get "Star Fox, move out!". Of course there were games before that had voices(especially NES GHOSTBUSTERS)
, but this time it sounds like actual voices! And the gameplay? Just the criteria of 3D spaceship shooters.  Nothing more to be said to a hit N64 game.

 Pros/Cons
Nothing. If I compare it with something like Galaxy on Fire 2 then it has a shit ton of flaws but it was just perfect for its time.

 Conclusion
There's a reason why this game was on the virtual console. A HIGH RECOMMEND GAME!

   Star Fox Adventures

 Back story
This time, it's literally a BACK STORY. First off, this game wasn't intended to be a Star Fox game. You can tell by the company who made this game: Rare. Yes, THAT Rare. The Rare that made DONKEY KONG COUNTRY SERIES AND KILLER INSTINCT.(they made more but don't remember) And the fact that you can see files of a game called "Dinosaur Planet". And the fact that it looks just like Star Fox Adventures. Yes, this game was originally planned to be a game called "Dinosaur Planet". Which had nothing to do with the Star Fox series. But Miyamoto took a look and thought: Hmm... Those characters remind me of Fox. I'll give you permission to make this game into a Star Fox game. And then it became the game we know. Which is the reason why this game is very different than the other Star Fox games we know.

 Gameplay
Well to sum this up, it's best to call it "Star Fox Ocarina of Time". Technically it's NOT made by Nintendo, only licensed. But There are a lot of things the two of em have in common. For instance, it's a 3D adventure game just like Zelda, when you figure out something it will play the na~na~na~noo~nu~nu~nu~na~~~! tune from Zelda, And a lot of other elements. Also, a lot of people who like the Legend of Zelda series tend to like this game as well. Oh and while playing Breath of the Wild lately, I realized a lot of things similar to Star Fox Adventures too. That's how much it feels. So the best way to say about the gameplay is: It's like playing Ocarina of Time, but with Fox instead of link, And Krystal instead of Zelda.

 Pros/Cons
This is a game that got a lot of mixed opinion, since people who like adventure games loved it, and people who expected something the original Star Fox series had been doing tend to hate it. So to put it simple, it's nice to try something new and it pleased other targets(by means adventure game lovers), but it didn't please the original fans.

 Conclusion
If you hate adventure games like Legend of Zelda, then I sure think you wouldn't enjoy this. But if you do, or if you don't care, then it's a fun game to try out. Note that this game was the 8th best selling game at the time, with SSBM being 1st, Super Mario Sunshine being 2nd, and Luigi's Mansion being 5th.

   Star Fox Assault

 Back story
Even though I knew that this game was told to be the best Star Fox game, I never got to play it. Not until this year when I bought a Gamecube from amazon.(amazon delivery sucked) And the stories were true after all.

 Gameplay
According to Starfox wiki, this game is the most popular Star Fox game so far. It was released in 2005, a year before Wii was released, and a year after NDS was released. So for a game that was made for a system that was gonna die off in less than a year, it was good enough to consider it one of the Gamecube's final masterpieces. It showed some amazing graphics for the GC, and it came back to the Star Fox we know, 3D spaceship shooting. Of course Star Fox Adventures fans cried, but the original fans cheered. But not everything was back to normal. Star Fox was famous for having a map system where you can select your path or it changes depending on your play. However, in Star Fox Assault, there is just one straight storyline. It was criticized for erasing something unique about Star Fox, but since you don't have to play the game multiple times to see everything i'd say it's earns and losses. And for once we get a Star Fox storyline that isn't involved by Andross. And we got some new characters as well. And not only the main game was awesome, but the multiplayer mode was fun too. The first time we saw this multiplayer mode was on Star Fox 64. Sure the graphics are 64 bit so you can't expect to see something that looks promising. But even if you exclude the graphics, this time we get a lot of other elements to multiplayer mode. For example, there are different weapons to choose,(your average blaster, a rocket launcher, grenade, sniper rifle, machine gun, gatling gun) and there are more stages and more characters!(Wolf and Peppy needs to be unlocked) Also with Wolf, you can ride the Wolfen. So not only is the main campaign great, but also the multiplayer mode. It succeeds in both ways. Oh and you can also find gold flags in the main game. Because the game company that made Star Fox Assault is Namco!

 Pros/Cons
The pros would be the fact that they focused every element in the game. Main campaign, multiplayer. And the storyline is the best i've seen. But no multiple paths is a bit disappointing in some ways, although it has some pros with one straight path.

 Conclusion
As with Star Fox, this is also a game you should try out. Even if you don't like 3D spaceship shooters, it would still be an interesting game. Besides, you can just play multiplayer mode. And of you are a fan of 3D shooters, then I hardly suggest!!!

   Star Fox Command

 Backstory
This game was released in 2006, a year after Star Fox Assault. So it makes me wonder: did they rush this one? Because it sure is known to be the worst Star Fox game so far(Star Fox Zero is also another candidate but whatever). And this game was the sole reason why Nintendo stopped making Star Fox games for a while. Because it failed.

 Gameplay
For the first Star Fox game to be released on a portable console, the graphics sure are less amusing. But that's only the surface. The gameplay itself is just "Star Fox on the go", so I want to focus more on the game itself. I already said it on my Star Fox Timeline that this game has 9 endings depending on your path, so it makes people confused which one is the REAL ending. And these endings can go from 'Fox retiring and his son leads his team', all the way to 'Krystal betrays Fox and joins Star Wolf'. Wow i've never seen something go this far! Obviously it won't be any of the BAD endings, cause well... that's what... main characters are good at... not betraying. But just the fact that a STAR FOX GAME has this kind of thing pisses off many Star Fox fans. And at this point we were all like: I wonder what Star Fox Wii is going to look like. But it never happened. Also at the time Nintendo also said: Either Star Fox 64 3D is the best Star Fox game, or we won't make any more Star Fox games. By the way, I didn't say that. Nintendo did. No joke. Even thought nobody knew WTF Nintendo was saying, we sure knew one thing: Nintendo is not going to make more Star Fox games.(thinking of it now, I think that quote might have just been a translation error. If it IS then whoever translated it can kiss my ass)So at this point everyone gave up, and Star Fox Command would be the final Star Fox game there ever will be..........

 Pros/Cons
It was nice to have a multiplayer mode as a Wifi connection play. Although it's closed now. And for the cons I'm pretty sure I said everything up there.

 Conclusion
If you like reading storylines, then for god sake don't PLAY IT! It's for your brain cells. And even though you wanna play Star Fox on the go, just get a 3DS and play Star Fox 64 3D.

   Star Fox 64 3D

 Back story
Nothing to say actually. Just a 3D better graphic portable version of Star Fox 64.

 Gameplay
It's just the same as Star Fox 64. But just with better graphics and 3D effects.

 Pros/Cons
Same as Star Fox 64

 Conclusion
If you wanna play Star Fox 64 on the go, then this is for you. But other than that, if you liked Star Fox 64, then this is a fresh way to enjoy it again. The 3D effects are pretty cool!

   Star Fox Zero

 Back story
Oh boy, the last game. After this now I can go rest or something :P. So after people gave up on a Star Fox game, this game came like a meteor, and it stroke our HEARTS! Like I said people were expecting a sequel to Star Fox Command, but what we got was ANOTHER REMAKE!!! A GOD DAMN FUCKING REMAKE! FOR THE 2ND TIME!!!

 Gameplay
Well it feels like Star Fox 64, just what a remake would do. So nothing to say as well. Oh and this game is criticized for being expensive. 60$ for a Wii-U game and you might be thinking: why is that expensive? Well because unlike Star Fox 64 or Star Fox Assault, this game DOESN'T HAVE A MULTIPLAYER MODE! It's bad enough people were pissed off because it wasn't a sequel to Command, but at least if it's supposed to be a remake of the first game which had an awesome feature called MULTIPLAYER, then WHY NOT HAVE THIS MODE?!?!?!??!
I think I'm getting to the pros and cons so might as well just end it.

 Pros/Cons
Like I said, it's expensive for a game that can be beat in 2 hours and a half. If you count all the other routes then probably about 3 hours? But it would at least have an excuse if it had a multiplayer mode, TOO BAD IT DIDN'T! But just like any other Nintendo game, it does have some AWESOME MUSIC!!! And he graphics are great too. Although I wish they would have made the silver/gold rings look like rings instead of octagons.

 Conclusion
If you enjoyed Star Fox as a multiplayer, then please do me a favor and DON'T waste 60$! If you liked the nostalgia of other Star Fox games, then well it's not TOO bad. At least I can say it's playable.

Phew... That was a lot of work. So that's it with this big Star Fox Marathon and Star Fox Timeline. Next review will be Super Smash Bros Ultimate.
Title: Re: Wolfz Gaim REVEUZ!!!
Post by: SlowPokemon on December 27, 2018, 06:42:37 PM
I can’t wait to see your next review!
Title: Re: Wolfz Gaim REVEUZ!!!
Post by: Wolf on December 28, 2018, 06:28:49 AM
Super Smash Bros. Ultimate

 Prologue
Oh yes. The game everyone was waiting for. Well ever since the Switch was released everyone's thought was "Are they going to make another Smash Bros game"? Surely since the Nintendo 64 the Super Smash Bros series was always released on every new Nintendo console. So of course we were expecting one. But what we didn't expect it was the game to be one of the biggest and the most ULTIMATE one of all. When I first saw the Inkling Smash Bros teaser, my only wish was "Please put Wolf back. And maybe some more Star Fox characters". Well I got half of what I wanted(or maybe 3/4 because Krystal is at least an assist trophy). But instead we got a heck ton of other things.....

Before I begin, I wanna point out the title. In Japan, it's Super Smash Bros. SPECIAL(well sure if you translate it it's more like "Great fay smash brothers special"). So I guess "special' wasn't big enough for this game?

 Game in General
Honestly, talking about a gameplay of something that had been done 4 times already is pointless. So I might as well talk about the game in general(now that I think of it, this is what I usually talk about :P). And I'm pretty sure you all have played this game so I hope you guys can agree on some thing I'm gonna point out.

 Characters
73 characters(if you add DLC, then it's 79) is a HUGE number of character roster. Well basically they put every single character that ever showed up in this series. But one thing I don't like about this roster: Those GOD DAMN ECHO FIGHTERS! I don't have anything against echo fighters(like directly to say Dart Pit or Ken or Lucina), but just by simply model swapping doesn't necessarily make it a WHOLE NEW CHARACTER. I can prove this with characters like Bowser Jr or Olimar. Some of their pallet swaps are different characters such as Iggy, Ludwig(well the 7 Koopalings), and Alph. Well there is an option to have these echo fighters into one character but the fact that it can be viewed separate characters that's kind of lazy. Well of course making a game this big would mean less time to work which also means less time to make new characters and new special moves, but the newcomers are mostly echo fighters(5 completely new, 5 echo fighters. If you count DLC then fine there's more but DLC=Diarrhea Lava Calamity), and that's what I don't like. But to be fair, if they made a character I want into an echo fighter, I'd still welcome it. And maybe other people might think the same way as well. But it just feels stupid. I feel like Nintendo is treating people like a jackass or something. But I do have to say this: it's nice to put King K. Rool and Ridley(especially Ridley since there was a whole meme about him not making it to smash), one of the most requested characters, but greed keeps going on and they still didn't satisfy other requests like Geno for example(BTW I'm not a Geno fan). And also some requests ending up as assist figures like Bomberman, Shovel Knight, and my personal request Krystal. But seriously, no one can criticize about character rosters because it's hard to listen to every single request. And we are getting the characters we want one by one so that alone I'd say is an accomplishment.

 Stages
The 2nd most important thing in Smash. It seems Nintendo brought every single popular stage and put them into one. 103 stages ain't a joke(+5 more if you buy (shivers) DL...C). And as I said with characters, you can't really blame for not having stages you like. But only 2 thing I don't like: There are only 4 new stages(Battlefield, big Battlefield, and Final Destination doesn't count)(also 5+ with (shivers again) D...L...C...), and some of the other good stages are missing. Well the new stages, I will say this. It's fair enough to put 'almost' every single stage there ever was, and also graphically enhancing them. But FOUR ONLY??? That's fucking cheap. If this is just a gimmick to make us buy DLC(which is SOOOOOO messed up, but I'm buying. But it's SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO messed up), then you deserve a capitalism medal. And yes, it is their job to make money but comparing to all these years Nintendo did, they got way carried away. How about just sell the game for 100$ and put everything from the start? And for the missing stages. I would CRY AND LOVE TO SEE WOLF ON TOP OF ORBITAL GATE ASSAULT! But too bad... too sad... Well I can understand stages like Sector Z, Flat Zone 1,2, Pictochat 1 gone since they all resemble the future versions and some got mixed with them(for example Flat Zone 1 and 2 and X is now one). But not stages like Orbital Gate Assault, Rainbow road, Icicle mountain! But thinking that Orbital Gate Assault itself took a year to make, I guess time was their answer again.

 Adventure mode (World of Light)
Note: For the sake of other people who didn't play this yet I will not spoil the story.
One GOOD thing I was hoping for! After Subspace emissary they finally made its sequel(?).(I mean it starts with everyone on a cliff with an ocean and a sun shining. It looks just like the ending of Subspace emissary) But the gameplay DID disappoint me. If the Subspace emissary was a side scroller adventure game, then this time it's an over head view Final Fantasy style RPG game. Seriously I was expecting it to be like Subspace emissary, but the only time it actually felt like such was the
Spoiler
final battle between Galeem and Dharkon.
[close]
(sorry for spoiling but I had to. Just don't look at it if you haven't played it yet)But it's a good way to rack up spirits. But I was expecting New game + to be something like Legend of Zelda 2nd quest, where the spirits are replaced with other things but that didn't happen.(https://scontent-icn1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/48944766_2156988021232477_5197924968154791936_n.jpg?_nc_cat=108&_nc_ht=scontent-icn1-1.xx&oh=a5053fca0434e6876c979ac9ca7490d9&oe=5CD9C7A5)
BTW, I did everything and still 99.83%. Somebody HELP ME!!!

 Music
With over 876 Tracks from a shit ton of game franchises, oh man... People who enjoy music has to check the Music list! As we all are, this is our thing. So I don't have much to say cause we all know about music. All I can say is, GOD BLESS NINTENDO MUSIC and PLEASE ARRANGE STAR FOX THEMES :'( :'( :'(

 Techniques
I don't know about you guys but I like to play Smash Bros hard core. So I practice a lot of techniques. And if there's one thing I did best was DACUS(Dash Attack Cancel Up Smash). But they removed it. Like kabab.
Well every time techniques come and go, so not really mad or anything, but WHY THE ONE I DO BEST??? So not much to complain, just got more to learn.

 Spirits
These are officially substitutes for trophies. And fair enough, Sakuri did say it's hard to make every one of em, let alone work with a bunch of other things. So I'm just glad they at least made something to collect. And the fact that these do more than what a trophy used to do. Each spirit has its own ability, and by mounting one you can gain its effects, much like a sticker did back in Super Smash Bros. Brawl. So I'd say there more like substitutes of stickers but its collection factor is succeeded from trophies. And not only do they have special effects, but they are divided into 3 types. Attack, Defense, and Grab. Each one is countered by another, kind of like rock scissors paper. So if your allowing spirits in your battle, or if your playing World of Light, then you have to select carefully(At first I was like "man fuck that shit. I can go my way." and I learned the hard way). And especially if your doing Spirit board, then make sure you check twice, just like how Santa always checks his list twice.
BTW, is it just me, or I can't find a single Arwing, Landmaster, or a Great Fox spirit on the spirit board? I've been spending all my money on "All Support" items and I never saw one. Damn Murphy's Law!

 Online
I never played online yet, and you know why: THE MOTHER FUCKING ONLINE MEMBERSHIP BULLSHIT! Well I can at least get the hang of DLCs, but NOT THE ONLINE PLAY!!! It's bad enough I'm paying money for Wifi service now I have to deal with this shit??? But this is the whole Nintendo Switch problem so...

 UPDATE
Okay, so I did buy the online membership to try out the Online mode in SSBU, and I might have already said that it sucks, but let me go deeper with this.

 First of all, it lags a lot. And I mean A SHIT TON OF A LOT! I didn't use the LAN wire yet but still people say it lags so my only guess is "IT JUST SUCKS MAJOR SHIT!" But that doesn't mean it lags all the time, it just lags when ever it wants. But to me it always lags when I'm winning. No joke! Maybe it's Murphy's law, and yes I have to admit it does also lag when I'm losing but either way it doesn't help since getting disconnected will ban you for 30 Minutes and drop your GSP. So whether I'm winning or not, it doesn't help. But it pisses me off more if it lags when I'm winning that's for SURE! Also, even if it works fine, the game itself slows down a little. I don't know if it's just me but pretty sure online matches feel more stiff than offline. If I was fighting a 9LV CPU offline I'd be moving left and right constantly to position myself but online I'm just busy dash attacking people. It changes my fighting style. And that's not good.
 
 But I do have to say it's WAY better than never getting connected so that alone I'd say is an accomplishment. But I already said on my Nintendo Online Service review that it's just like selecting the shiniest of 2 turds.

 Pros
It's awesome to mix everything to make a big game for all Nintendo fans. Music is great, a heck ton of characters and stages to choose, adventure mode is back, and so on.

 Cons
Like I said I'm disappointed with the online service, and removing stage builder was an unexpected move.

 Conclusion
Still it's a very fun game just what a Smash Bros game would do. It's best with friends or families and makes a great game for parties. But it still has a long way to go.

 Bonus
(https://scontent-icn1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/48921761_2156990794565533_2955199844840374272_o.jpg?_nc_cat=102&_nc_ht=scontent-icn1-1.xx&oh=96f054723d7c92f98f330f537ceb211c&oe=5CCE8D0A)
I know it's a little late but since New Years is coming here's my postcard!

Next review will be Super Mario Odyssey.
Title: Re: Wolfz Gaim REVEUZ!!!
Post by: SlowPokemon on December 28, 2018, 03:12:36 PM
This is a very nice review. I also would have liked more stages. I also wish the fighters were arranged by series, not by order of their entrance into SSB.
Title: Re: Wolfz Gaim REVEUZ!!!
Post by: Wolf on December 28, 2018, 03:25:15 PM
This is a very nice review. I also would have liked more stages. I also wish the fighters were arranged by series, not by order of their entrance into SSB.
Thanks :) I thought the same with the fighter sequence. It should have been Series 1st, and debut 2nd.
Title: Re: Wolfz Gaim REVEUZ!!!
Post by: mikey on December 29, 2018, 05:22:49 AM
You're missing a single spirit bud.
And I can't agree more with the arrangement of fighters and the menuization(?) in general
Title: Re: Wolfz Gaim REVEUZ!!!
Post by: Wolf on December 29, 2018, 11:35:38 AM
You're missing a single spirit bud.
Where is it? What is it? Got no clue. I looked at reddit and all they say is Mii Brawler or the guy who comes out at the castle.
Title: Re: Wolfz Gaim REVEUZ!!!
Post by: Wolf on December 29, 2018, 07:27:19 PM
Super Mario Odyssey

Back story
As it was a launch title for the Nintendo Switch, this was my first Switch game. And a pretty good start I’ll say for sure. And it just proves Nintendo is best at making Mario launch titles.

Gameplay
Well it’s another 3D platform game, just like any other modern Super Mario games such as Super Mario Galaxy, Super Mario U, and I believe Super Mario Sunshine was one of em as well. And I do have to say the first time playing it really felt like Super Mario Galaxy(except the gravity system). Oh and one thing I didn’t like about Switch games is the fact that all the instructions are now in the game. Well I get it, it’s more convenient this way. But I remember buying a Wii game at the store and I’d open it up in the car and read the instructions before I even play it. That’s how I grew up. And I think a lot of people enjoyed reading the instructions at a place like that. Because if the instructions are in the game, then I’d rather play the game right away and figure out what to do rather than going to the instruction section and read everything when I can just do it right away. Anyway, back to the gameplay. One major element with this game is the hat. Mario gets a new LIVING hat like links “minish cap” called “Cappy”. And your basic means of attack is throwing your hat towards your enemy. But not only that. If you throw it at say a Goomba, then you can be that Goomba as if you possessing it. And while “possessing”, you can use their abilities. For example, if you possess a hammer bro, you can throw hammers(or if you’re in Luncheon Kingdom, they throw frying pans). Just the fact that you can be Bowsers minions is something fresh. And besides that, you can also preform various tricks with Cappy, so mastering everything can take a while.

Pros
A very fresh idea for a Mario game, a good start to get you warmed up with Switch games. And if you play it for a while you can adapt to the shitty joy-cons. Overall masterpiece, and just like any Mario game would, it has KICKASS MUSIC! Even though Nintendo is pushing “Jump up! Superstar!”, “Break Free!”, “Steam Gardens”, and a ton other soundtracks are amazing!

Cons
Even with the map it’s still hard to know where the fuck I am. And as you find more “Moons”(I forgot to tell this part instead of “Stars” your finding “Moons”. So I guess Stars are just to predictable now) you can be stuck unless you spend 50 coins to toad or if you happened to have an Amiibo(which I think everyone already has). But just the fact that they kind of force you to buy Amiibo is kind of cheap. And I do have to say some of the moons are tricky to find and even with amiibo help it's still confusing.

Conclusion
Still, it’s a great game to start and if you are planning to get a Nintendo Switch, then I suggest you start with this game.

Bonus
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Here's my first Switch picture! That poochie is just so cute with the hat on <3
Title: Re: Wolfz Gaim REVEUZ!!!
Post by: Wolf on January 01, 2019, 07:25:43 AM
Overwatch

Back story
Ever since League of Legends was dominating the online gaming market, Blizzard made their answer to Riot games: Overwatch. Ever since Overwatch was released, it seems a lot of people who played LOL moved to Overwatch. But a lot of people who played Overwatch moved to Fortnite as well but maybe another time.(actually, I never played Fortnite and never will so I may never talk about this)

Gameplay
It’s a First-Person Shooter game. And unlike Call of Duty, it has more fantasy gimmicks. There’s PC, Xbox, and I believe a PS version as well. I played PC until I got perma banned so I’m going to focus on the PC version. WASD is your arrow keys, and you use your mouse to move your vision. So it plays like a typical PC FPS game. There’s a variety of characters(or in Overwatch “Heroes”) to choose and each one has their unique elements. The heroes are divided into 3 groups. Fighter, Tank, Healer. Usually, each team would consist of 2 fighters, 2 tanks, and 2 healers. But of course if you play quick match, a bunch of kids will ignore all that shit and pick Widowmaker or Hanzo. And other than the heroes, there are also a variety of maps. And each map has its own objectives. It could be “Secure a checkpoint”, or “Escort the freighter” and stuff like that. And each hero has their pros and cons depending on the map so its best to main about 5 heroes. And if you die, it ain’t game over. You can revive after a few seconds. And you can’t forget POTG(Play Of The Game). Every match the game will pick a MVP and show his/her highlights. And if you get your name on this for the first time, then it gives you a good feeling to yourself.

Pros
It’s pretty exciting for a FPS game. Usually FPS games feel sneaky and quiet but here it’s like a party. You can also voice chat with your team so you don’t have to send information by typing. It has a variety of maps and heroes so it doesn’t bore you much. And there’s no need of spending money too. You can get skins by opening loot boxes you get and they’re pretty easy to get(level up). And even if you can’t get what you want to, just collect enough credits. And all the limited time skins come back every year so don’t get disappointed if you missed any.

Cons
The main problem is all the kids who troll. This is a problem for most online teamwork games but the thing is, I don’t mind people who suck at games. It’s a large world, some are good, and some are bad. But the ones I wanna talk shit about are the people(especially kids) who purposely throw games. If they wanna have some twisted fun like that, then play with CPUs. It’s annoying to players who wanna win the game. And besides, I believe Overwatch is 14 or up. So when I hear voices of non puberty kids on the voice chat, I just wanna tell their parents what the fuck their child is doing right now. And also, it might just be me who sucks at aiming but GOD DAMN IT’S SO HARD DO HIT ANYONE WITH SOMETHING LIKE MCREE! But this is just my personal opinion. Probably a lot of you are good at it, and some aren’t, so I might as well go on with this one.

Conclusion
It’s still a fun game to play. Even though a lot of people moved on to other online games, it’s still less contaminated with kids. And a pretty fair challenge as well. Unless you meet hackers, if you win, it feels like a fair match. And if you lose, it feels less stressful. (that is unless your teammates are idiots)

Next review will be... Well I didn't do much these days except NES online and SSBU online so I'm just gonna talk about those.
Title: Re: Wolfz Gaim REVEUZ!!!
Post by: Wolf on January 06, 2019, 03:46:19 PM
Before I talk about Nintendo Switch Online, I wanna talk about something I just heard. Called: Star Fox Grand Prix.
And yes, this is only a rumor for now, but since a lot of people talk about rumored stuff, I wanna talk about something I'm interested in.
And here is the link of the rumor
https://www.dailystar.co.uk/tech/guides/749023/Star-Fox-Grand-Prix-Nintendo-Switch-Release-Date-News-Updates-2019-rumours

Wolfz Gaim REVEUZ!!! Short

   Star Fox Grand Prix (currently confirmed as)
 First off, I wanna talk about the title. Star Fox GRAND PRIX. Usually, you use this term for racing games like F-Zero or Mario kart. And Star Fox is a 3D spaceship shooter. So..... Is this a spinoff? I mean this wasn't the first time We've seen this. In Star Fox Command, one of the endings were "Fox retires from Star Fox and Falco tells him to mod their Arwings into a racing vehicle to enter the G-Zero grand prix". Of course obviously "G-Zero" is a parody of F-Zero. So this isn't the first time they actually mentioned a racing game in a Star Fox universe. And if this rumor is real, then I bet they got their idea from this part of the game. But it still bothers me that they're going to make a RACING GAME for a series that was all 3D SPACESHIP SHOOTING!!!(except Star Fox Adventures. But even this had little Arwing piloting) It's like if they made a F-Zero Bingo or Dance dance revolution fighting game.

 However, it's just the title. So maybe it has a multiple translation to it. Like the whole story is like a grand prix race or something. Well you shouldn't judge a book by its cover so I'm not gonna go too far about it. But Nintendo never played tricks with game titles so if this rumor is real, then I doubt it'll be a spaceship shooter.

 According to the rumor, this game is supposed to be the sequel to Star Fox Zero. And this bothers me as well. If you read my Starlink: Battle for Atlas review, you should know that I said Starlink is the sequel to Star Fox Zero, since it takes place after Andross died. And let me get this clear with first: That is just my thoughts. Nintendo didn't say anything about this game taking place right after Star Fox Zero or whatever. So I could be wrong. But it's not just me who thinks Starlink takes place after Star Fox Zero. But then if they're gonna make Star Fox Grand Prix the real sequel to Star Fox Zero, then where the fuck does Starlink go? Are they just gonna treat it as a spinoff??? Well probably since if the Star Fox storyline goes to Fox interacting with real people is weird. Fine. I can agree with that. Starlink shouldn't be a sequel to Star Fox Zero. Then should a RACING GAME be a sequel??? Well, as long as it has a storyline then fine. But just the fact that Nintendo is trying to make a racing game out of a franchise that was supposed to be a 3D shooter, then WHAT ARE THEY THINKING??????????????? It just blows my mind. And if it is just the title that sounds like a racing game, then it better have a REASON!

 But other than that, I am excited about it, since it's Star Fox. And of course even if it is just a racing game like Mario kart, I'll still buy it and play it. Cause that's what fans are. Even though it sounds weird, we still buy it. And play it. Just for the loyalty of it being a game based on a franchise that I love. So whatever it'll be, I'm ready. The only hope for me with this game is just PLEASE DON'T STAB US ON THE BACK LIKE YOU DID WITH STAR FOX Wii.

 Well that's all for this time. I just wanted to share my thoughts to a rumored game. Next time it'll be about Nintendo Switch Online.
Title: Re: Wolfz Gaim REVEUZ!!!
Post by: Wolf on January 08, 2019, 06:47:53 AM
NES Online/Nintendo Switch Online service

   NES Online
 What can I say about something with a bunch of games that were already said by other people many years ago? I mean, there's not much to say about this. I'm just reviewing it just because it came with the Nintendo Switch Online service. But there are some things that I wish it had.
 First of all, there aren't many games to choose. Excluding the Special versions, there are only 29 games to choose. Sure they're adding more every once in a while, but it's a little slow for me. Also, I wish they could add other famous games like Castlevania, Contra, Super Mario Bros 2 and more. I know Castlevania and Contra has copyright issues since it was made by Konami(BTW little fun fact Konami also makes Yu-Gi-Oh cards as well. Damn you Konami for banning Dark Matter Dragon!!!), but c'mon have that issue solved and have some of these games too. And one last thing, I know it's NES but can you add SNES games too? or better yet N64 games? I know that's too greedy but at least SNES sounds possible. Cause there are some great classic SNES games as well. And for the online mode, I never played it. So I really have nothing to say about the online mode but if there's one reason why I never played it is because I wanna play NES games alone. If it was something like Bubble Bobble then I think an online 2 player mode could be awesome(as long as the internet connection is fine), but oh yeah! There is NO BUBBLE BOBBLE! So fuck that.

   Nintendo Switch Online service
 First of all, let me get this off my heart: DAMN YOU NINTENDO FOR MAKING US PAY TWICE THE INTERNET FEE!!! Okay, I'm done with that. I know these days a lot of people play PS4 or Xbox 1(well for NA standards. I know some play Nintendo games as well but admit it these days kids play either one of those), and even PC games affected the market. So I can understand Nintendo trying to make money in every way they can. So from a perspective like that, this is well... kind of acceptable? But it still doesn't change the fact that what was free 10 years ago... oh wait it's 2019. 11 years ago is now a part of DLC bullshit. And you know how much I hate DLC. Well if you wanna play nasty marketing shit like that, then at least improve something from 11 yers ago. Well actually I think it did get improved. If Super Smash Bros. Brawl could rarely connect anyone, at least Super Smash Bros. Ultimate connects you with someone. But comparing between never getting connected and getting connected but plays like shit, then I'd say it's just like selecting the shiniest of 2 turds.
 But other than that, there's just so many good games on the Nintendo Switch that requires this service to play with others. Splatoon, Mario Kart 8, Super Smash Bros. Ultimate, well at least Fortnite doesn't need this service but that game has a perfect reason why it doesn't need it. I mean if it was like the 90s and online playability was a selectable option then it would be fine, but we live in 2019 and if we have to pay for something everyone does on their computer, then that is some serious problem. But on the defensive side, these online services cost a lot of money to manage, and previous online servers like the Wii are already gone because almost nobody played it. And I already mentioned Nintendo has gone to the minor market already because of all the PS and Xbox and PC games out there. So it's a mixed opinion for me. As a normal Nintendo fan it's fucked up, but on the other hand, there are some acceptable reasons for why they did it this way.

Well since I talked about something kind of DLC, I might as well talk about another thing close to being DLC: Amiibo. Sure it's not completely DLC since some buy it for collection(like me. And also I know it ain't a game), but it's main factor is DLC. Anyway more about it next time.
Title: Re: Wolfz Gaim REVEUZ!!!
Post by: Wolf on January 08, 2019, 07:07:48 PM
   Amiibo/and the games that support it
 The first announcement of the Amiibo was umm... I think when SSB4 hit the scene. I don't know about you guys but for me, I like to collect stuff. I collect coins from all around the world(UK, Euro, Hong Kong, China, Japan, CAD, Korea, and best of all my 50 state quarter collection with all dominions), Yu-Gi-Oh cards, Legos, and games. And if there's one thing I find amusing are figures. They're mini versions of characters and if it's something I like, I get even more hyped up. So the feeling of someone whose favorite character just got a Nintendo OFFICIAL figure is something I don't have to explain. As soon as I heard the list of the 1st Amiibo wave, HOLY SHIT I SHIT MY PANTS!!! So as soon as it came out I bought it with no hesitation what so ever. But back then I didn't have a Wii-U, and neither did I have a 3DS. So for me it was just a collectible. And I wondered: when will they make Falco and the rest? But after that I lost interest in Nintendo for a while and played a heck ton of League of Legends. Of course I bought figures based on that as well. So after I got my interest in Nintendo again, I bought a Nintendo Switch. And turns out, the Switch also supports Amiibo. Then I remembered I bought an Amiibo. So I went to my room, dusted off my unboxed Fox Amiibo, and opened it 3 years after I bought it. BTW, the first game I used Amiibo was Super Mario Odyssey, and Uncle Amiibo saying " Oh that's Fox." was so cool. And I also found out they released Falco Amiibo too. Too bad it was Target exclusive at US and the Target I go was out of stock(Miami Target), I had to buy it from amazon. Fair price, but shitty delivery(after I watched Rocket Ralph 2 I thought maybe those Ralph viruses were the reason my amazon delivery was late?). And when I heard "EVERYONE IS HERE!" slogan, I had to think they're gonna make Wolf Amiibo too. But the first Amiibo announcement was Inkling and Ridley, no Wolf. I was disappointed but still I knew they were gonna make it at least some day later. If I only looked at Nintendo Facebook(ironically Nintendo announced Wolf Amiibo only on their Facebook page). When I saw that news I was like:
(https://www.google.com/url?sa=i&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=images&cd=&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=2ahUKEwixzJP7497fAhUGS7wKHZv5AtgQjRx6BAgBEAU&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3D3Up-x1LNAps&psig=AOvVaw3jLK6uIDHuUe8iTg3aMM2P&ust=1547057327649894)
Hmm... The image doesn't seem to work but well my face was all hyped.

   Uses in games
 Well for example in Super Mario Odyssey, you can scan your Amiibo to Uncle Amiibo and get locations of power moons. Also if you scanned a certain Amiibo compatible to that game then you can get other goodies. In Super Mario Odyssey, you can get costumes. And in Star Fox Zero, if you scan Fox you can get a SNES Arwing that can't lock onto targets. If you scan Falco you can get a Black Arwing that is 3 times more powerful but has less armor. And the most complex use is the Super Smash Bros series. You can scan your Amiibo and that certain fighter will be a FP(Figure Player). It's just like a normal CPU, but the more it fights the more it gains experience and eventually it will level up. For SSBU standards(I think SSB4 is the same but I'm not sure) LV50 is the max level and it kicks 9LV CPUs ass. But other than that it's not too special. I'd say for a figure features like that are minor, and it's mostly for collection. And 14$ ain't that expensive so if you like a certain character and it has its own Amiibo, then buying these are cool. It's great for birthday presents too. If you buy Amiibo for its DLC function then good luck spending a lot of moola. But if you're like me then it's perfect.

   Bonus
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Here's my collection! Fox, Falco, Wolf. And on the back are Gnar and Kindred from LOL.

And next review will be I guess anything. I am thinking about Ice Climbers but meh anything is fine.
Title: Re: Wolfz Gaim REVEUZ!!!
Post by: Wolf on January 14, 2019, 09:59:39 AM
   Ice Climbers

 Backstory

 Alright, back to the classics. Recently I said that I tried the NES Online for the Nintendo Switch. And there was one game that I heard about but never played it. It was Ice Climbers. Surely nowadays everyone heard of the Ice Climbers thanks to Super Smash Bros. And to be honest, I think it was the Super Smash Bros series that made Ice Climbers famous. Because back then, it was nothing more than just being a classic NES game.

 Gameplay
 
 Well, what can I say. It's like an arcade game. You just break ice blocks and reach the top of the mountain. And every level has a bonus area where you can collect vegetables to gain more points. And probably there's something else one the top of that too but I never made it. One thing about this game is the jumping. I think everyone can agree, this game has one of the most trickiest jumping controls. Unlike games like Super Mario Bros, you have to gain momentum to move yourself in the air. And jumping straight up won't get you far. So if you wanna master this game, getting used to the jumps is mandatory. But to my defense games like this should have tricky jumping. The game is all about jumping and making it to the top. So if you have jumping controls like Super Mario Bros in this game then it will be a lot more easier. And also, it adds more challenge to a simple game. Of course as you go the levels do become more hard but since the main aspect of this game is jumping, I'd say it's fair enough.

  Conclusion

 If you like arcade games, and you never played this in your life, then it's fun to try. Especially if you haven't played it before, it's pretty fresh. But it can get boring since all you do is jump jump jump jump jump.

Well that's all for today. It's pretty hard to talk about a game so old and simple. Next review will be one of the racing games to celebrate Star Fox Grand Prix.(It's probably Mario Kart or F-Zero)
Title: Re: Wolfz Gaim REVEUZ!!!
Post by: Wolf on January 14, 2019, 12:37:43 PM
Hi guys. If you watch my reviews (I don't think people come here anymore  :'() I just updated my Super Smash Bros Ultimate review. I updated the Online part so check it out!
Title: Re: Wolfz Gaim REVEUZ!!!
Post by: Wolf on January 22, 2019, 11:17:30 AM
Actually I got a lot bored and played Castlevania 4, oh wait Super Castlevania 4. Gotta love Super Nintendo games with the title "Super". Before it was the "something" 64 age it was the half ass Super age back then. But this game does deserve the "Super" word.
 So here it is.

   Super Castlevania 4

 Prologue

 Castlevania this, Castlevania that. I already did a review of Castlevania and did Castlevania 2 as well. But the reason is because that's how much I like Castlevania! Excluding Star Fox, it's one of my top 3 favorite game franchise. And Super Castlevania 4 is known to be one of the best Castlevania games, I had to try it. Maybe it would have been better to review Castlevania 3 instead but after playing Star Fox and some other SNES games, I got attached to em.

 Gameplay

 My god is it addicting. I don't remember if I said it back in my Castlevania review but if there's one thing I don't like about Castlevania is the controls and difficulty. And honestly, I think the difficulty comes from the controls. The jumping is a bit awkward and getting knocked back when you get hit is something I'll never adapt to. And some enemies come from the top. If you wanna kill it, you have to whip while you're in the air. But in Castlevania 4, I mean SUPER Castlevania 4, you can whip in 8 directions. Of course you still get knocked back and the jumping feels the same, but whipping in 8 directions alone makes the game more easier. Well you might want an extra challenge, but challenge should be based on the game itself, not the controls. Also, duck-walking is pretty handy too. And the whip twirling thingy is fun to use. And if not for reduced damage it would have been useful for attacking. Speaking of controls, thank god the item button is R instead of up+B(although I wish L worked as well since left-handed people can feel a little uncomfortable).

 Graphics/Music

 Something else to talk about. I know comparing this game with games that were just released doesn't make a competition, but let me get this clear: It looked very impressive back in 1991. Especially the level with the 3D looking background. And the music? Well I don't need to talk about it. It has a shit ton of new soundtracks and a shit ton of the original trilogy themes arranged into 16 bit versions. Vampire Killer, Bloody Tears, Simon's Theme, and much more. Before they arranged a lot of Castlevania themes in SSBU, I'd say this game had the most arrangements from previous Castlevania games. And I listen to SSBU Castlevania themes everyday, so you can tell how much I like it.

 Pros/Cons

 Very impressive graphics and music, very smooth controls, not too hard. One good way to sum this games pros. However, it lacks in storyline. I already mentioned about the Star Fox timeline and other games such as Legend of Zelda and Castlevania also have the same problem as well. Well if I quickly tell you about the timeline of the Castlevania series, is first starts with Castlevania 3 Draculas Curse->  Castlevania-> Castlevania 2 Simons Quest. And Super Castlevania 4 is a remake of Castlevania. Kind of like Star Fox 64 is a remake of Star Fox. And the next game Castlevania Dracula X is kind of its own storyline, so once again it kills it. Also, there are some other minor flaws I talked about up there but other than those, it's a great game. And I'd say, if you're new to Castlevania, then this and Castlevania Symphony of the Night are the first 2 games you should try out.

Well that's it for today. And next time I swear it'll be F-Zero.
Title: Re: Wolfz Gaim REVEUZ!!!
Post by: Wolf on February 05, 2019, 05:38:52 PM
      F-Zero

  What can I say? Of all the racing games out there it's hard to talk about a specific game. I mean, it's just RACING. No more, no less. Super Mario Kart was out the same era, and ever since the Mario Kart series became a huge hit every game franchise is trying to make one. Excluding the minor racing games(stuff that's on app stores or Xbox you know, the indie games), Sega made one with Sonic and some other franchises of their own, Mario Kart added a lot of 3rd party(?) characters in future games, and even Star Fox is trying to make one(although this is not 100% confirmed yet). So the question for me is: What is it that people like about F-Zero? It's just a racing game. Honestly when I played it, it didn't feel a lot different than Super Mario Kart. People are still asking for a new F-Zero game every day even though we got something close to it: Mute City course on Mario Kart 8. But of course that ain't enough. So what IS the reason people worship this game? Well maybe if I played the other F-Zero games I might have got a clue but since the only F-Zero game I ever played was the SNES one I might as well find out about it by this one game.

   What Makes it different than the other racing games?

 I may have said that it feels a lot like Super Mario Kart, but if I go deeply, there are different things with each one. Mario Kart has items. And these items help you during your race. It can be something simple like a banana peel, or something deadly like a red shell. Of course for me I didn't have much trouble with item luck with Super Mario Kart but games like Mario Kart Wii require a lot of luck with racing. Even if you're a very skilled driver you could finish last place because a bunch of items gang on you(for instance, 1st place-> blue shell ->3rd place-> red shell-> 4th place-> another red shell-> 6th place-> bobomb-> 7th place-> POW block + Power Star-> 9th place-> Bullet Bill-> 11th place-> lightning-> everyone finished 3 laps= FUCKING BULLSHIT). Of course that doesn't mean the game requires no skill, but you're not gonna get good results all the time. And most of the time it will piss you off. Oh and you know what's more bullshit? In MKW, getting a 3 star ranking in Grand-Prix requires you to be in 1st place for a lot of time, get hit by a lot of blue shells, never fall, and don't use bullet bills. May I ask: ARE THEY OUT OF THEIR MINDS??? First off, racing games all matter about who gets first place at the very end. It doesn't matter if you were 1st place for the whole time but finished second because of one red shell. NO! It only matters if you finished first or not. So in a game where final results are primary, why do you need to stay 1st place for a long time??? And about the falling. Well if I do time trial I'd never fall. but if I'm playing with other people and they throw shit at me the odds of getting hit by a blue shell while you're airborne is not that small. This is why I think of Mario Kart games "luck games". Then what about F-Zero? "No items" for starters.
No iddly diddly jack shit. Just you and the course and the other players vehicles. Sure some say there's no fun without items. But that's exactly why I think MK and F-Zero are separated. MK is more of a family party game while F-Zero is more of a competitive skill-based game. But you might think: throwing items and dodging them are skills too. In a way that is true. But do you really have to be skilled with aiming while driving? For people who wanna fair challenge I'd say F-Zero is the perfect game. But if you wanna have fun with friends then MK isn't too bad. So there it is. The answer to my question. F-Zero is more fair with competitive gameplay while Mario Kart is more of a GLHF kind of game.

   F-Zero itself

 Like I said, it's a racing game. And because it's fair, it's pretty simple. Just finish the race 1st place without crashing or falling or running out of energy. And the way the vehicles slow down if you have less energy is realistic. And like I said, the challenge is not dodging items and finishing first no matter what crazy things you did. It's in the course itself. You have to know the course and dodge the obstacles. And if you happen to know any shortcuts, they're useful. And one other thing I wanna talk about F-Zero is the music. To this day Mute City is still my favorite F-Zero themes. Other than Mute City, there's Big Blue and a whole bunch of other soundtracks as well. Another proof that Nintendo makes good music.

  Conclusion

 Well if you wanna fair challenge like me, then this is for you. But if you want some fun then try Super Mario Kart. Or MK8.

Ah... Another review finished. I've been playing a LLLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTT of SSBU so I think I might as well take a break for a week. I am envious to play Zelda 2 right now so probably that's what I'll review next.(or not. Or maybe something special since it's the 30th review. Either way I still have to review something :'( )
Title: Re: Wolfz Gaim REVEUZ!!!
Post by: Wolf on March 04, 2019, 10:29:39 AM
        Legend of Zelda Breath of the Wild

 Prologue

 As a person who loved the original Legend of Zelda, This game came to my mind after I beat Super Mario Odyssey. For what I heard most people bought this or Super Mario Odyssey as their first Nintendo Switch game. So DAMN I gotta play it. And my brother thought the same as well since we both liked Star Fox Adventures. And I already mentioned that Star Fox Adventures is similar to the modern Legend of Zelda games. So this game is something we both would like to play.

 Timeline

 If there's anything I wanna talk about first is the timeline for this particular game. The Legend of Zelda games are well known for their overly confusing timeline. Then where does this game fit in? Well as the story goes, Legend of Zelda Breath of the Wild takes place 100 years after some incident done by Ganon. Well we had a game where Link travels through time but that was like 15 years different. So 100 years is a LONG time. I didn't play it long so I don't know much about the storyline(It'll be helpful if you guys tell me anything I know wrong), but for what I know Link was asleep for 100 years because he's the only hope for defeating Ganon and stopping whatever calamity he has done. So could this game be the latest timeline? You think so but Nintendo officially said that this game is just another separate timeline. Well actually, Nintendo said this with every Zelda game that didn't fit in. So meh... Let it be...

 Gameplay

 (NOTE: I will be mentioning Star Fox Adventures a lot so get used to it)
 As I said, I bought this game because I wanna play something that feels like Star Fox Adventures. And it sure does kinda feel like it. The jumping is similar, how you can change weapons is similar to changing the types of attack, going up a wall is as slow as ass, and so on. So it really got me into it. And such a big world makes it fun to find hidden stuff like the master sword. Also, the graphics are breathtaking. I guess that's why it's called Legend of Zelda BREATH of the Wild. And those puzzles are fun to do. Except for those guardians. They can kiss my ass. But the thing about this game for me is, after playing for a while, I started to lose the feeling I got from playing Star Fox Adventures. Probably because I liked Star Fox Adventures as a Star Fox game rather than an adventure game(this can be proved by my hate against other adventure games like Maplestory). So nowadays I just watch my brother play it while I give him tips about Zelda games from the knowledge I got from playing other Zelda games. But if you're a Zelda fan, and you like adventure games, this is a great game to start with.

 Pros and Cons

 It's a HUGE game. There are a lot of things to do and lot of things to find. It's worth the money you payed. Even more than Super Smash Bros Ultimate. The storyline is well... Acceptable. The graphics are amazing and it'll take you hours of occupancy just finishing the main storyline. However, the map is too big going to one place to another itself can be a chore. Although you can teleport to a tower but you have to get there first. And some of the towers are reached by climbing the tall ladder(?) and unless you have a lot of stamina, it's gonna take a lot of trial and error. And one major mechanism I hate is the weapon system. If you use a single weapon for too long it will break. It is realistic I'll give them that, but it just bugs me that I have to carry a bunch of weapons with me. it's a waste of fucking space. Sure the master sword is infinite, but that also becomes unusable for a while just like any other weapon. And besides, you need to find the master sword first and it also requires 14 hearts(I think I may be wrong) so good luck getting it let alone finding it.

 Conclusion

 It feels like Legend of Zelda Ocarina of Time. And a lot of people love that game so it has a pretty good reputation. And honestly, I only got disappointed with it because it didn't feel like Star Fox Adventures, if I threw that mind away I could have enjoyed it more. If you thought Super Mario Odyssey was a small game, then you're definitely gonna like this game.(although I thought Super Mario Odyssey was a big game as well)

 Next review is gonna be special. I'm gonna talk about game glitches.
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Post by: SlowPokemon on March 04, 2019, 08:58:29 PM
I like the review, but I have to disagree and say the game feels nothing like Ocarina of Time—to my mind it played the most like The Wind Waker (big open world feeling, emphasis on exploration) and Skyward Sword (stamina system).
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Post by: mikey on March 04, 2019, 10:33:13 PM
yeah i also disagree with the =oot thought
but I agree with your displeasures :^)
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Post by: Wolf on March 05, 2019, 02:37:48 AM
I like the review, but I have to disagree and say the game feels nothing like Ocarina of Time—to my mind it played the most like The Wind Waker (big open world feeling, emphasis on exploration) and Skyward Sword (stamina system).
You guys could be right since I haven’t played wind waker and some of the other Zelda games. So me saying it feels like Ocarina of Time is a comparison from someone who only played a few Zelda games so I might be wrong :P
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Post by: Wolf on March 12, 2019, 05:01:20 PM
Game Glitches

If you played games, there’s one thing you saw at least once in your life: Glitches. If you never seen one before, it’s like you’ve never been sick in your life. They can range from helpful glitches, to just flat out stupid annoying ones. And today, I would like to talk about game glitches I heard or seen.

Note: This review will be divided into 2 parts. Part 1 will be about Mario glitches.

 Super Mario Bros

Probably the most famous glitch of all time is the minus world(since the minus comes from X-1 it’s more like dash world but the internet said so). At the end of world 1-2 if you break 2 blocks and bump yourself on the pipe while doing a ducking jump, you can go through the pipe and make it to the warp zone. And if you do this right before the “Welcome to the Warp Zone” appears the first and third pipe will lead you to world -1. This is just an infinite loop of the water level of 2-2(I think I may be wrong), but if it’s the Japanese version it will take you to a whole new mysterious world.

 Super Mario Bros 2

This game doesn’t really have crazy glitches. So this time, I wanna talk about a glitch that I experienced while playing this game. While I was beating Birdo in world 6-2, I was trying to throw a mushroom block at the little bastard. But somehow, I got the block stuck inside a rock! So after I beat the fucker I tried it again. And I got another one stuck! It is a stupid glitch but It happened to me while I was playing for real, and I also got a picture of the situation so might as well talk about this before I move on to the next glitch.
(https://scontent-hkg3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/52100137_2188041961460416_1788401189231001600_o.jpg?_nc_cat=110&_nc_ht=scontent-hkg3-1.xx&oh=3c692901d32ee08c2b599e1ae373078a&oe=5CEA391C)

 Super Mario 64

I believe people do a speed run with this game. And one way you can beat this game early is by a glitch where you can enter the final battle against Bowser before you get 70 stars. Usually the path to the final battle (the endless stairs) should be endless if you don’t have enough stars. But if you do a strange long jump(long jump and face backwards) Mario freaks out and it immediately brings you to the top of the endless stairs.

 Super Mario Odyssey

For starters, this is a recently released game. So I never thought there would be big glitches in this game, maybe just a few minor ones, but not something like the Jump Rope Glitch! The first time people saw the jump rope challenge, everyone’s mind was “Is there any way to cheat this one out”? Because doing 100 jumps without any cheating involved itself is hard as shit. Before I even knew the existence of this glitch, my best record was 79. And that was an effort of jump roping for an hour straight. But I guess every game has big glitches. Because you can cheat this challenge. Because of all the updates and bug fixes there seems to be a lot of ways to trigger this glitch, but they all involve having Mario floating in mid air(standing on the alphabets also counts as floating). So I’m just gonna talk about the one I used to get 99999 points. Place 2 alphabets on the corner(A and M works best, but you can pretty much just use anything), then get yourself a scooter and accelerate to one of the alphabets. Then, you jump and hop off as soon as you jump and you can see the scooter stuck on the alphabet. Now possess the alphabet with the scooter attached and gently move to the other alphabet. If the alphabets are close to each other, possess the other alphabet, and move away. Now, you are out of bounds with the alphabet possessed with you. So take that to the jump rope challenge and BAM! Have fun waiting for about 20 hours.
(https://scontent-hkg3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/51519905_2187575358173743_4515020812993953792_n.jpg?_nc_cat=110&_nc_ht=scontent-hkg3-1.xx&oh=fa68e6c4a59ccdec7ba235ab15470a57&oe=5CDC09A5)

 I think I told all the Mario game glitches. And when it comes to game glitches, there’s tons of em. So, I might as well talk about the rest of them next time.
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Post by: Wolf on March 14, 2019, 03:46:20 PM
Game Glitches part 2

 Super Smash Bros. Brawl

One glitch I remember is the Super Jigglypuff Glitch. This glitch is done in the Bridge of Eldin, but it could be done in other stages like Spear Pillar or Green Hill Zone. Get a smash ball with Jigglypuff, and wait for the king bulblin to bomb the bridge. As soon as the bridge is about to be rebuild, get on the constructing part and use your final smash. If timed right, Jigglypuff will be giant! And if that’s not it, have Yoshi use his neutral special on the giant Jigglypuff. It gets even MORE GIANT!!! Other than that, there’s another glitch I like to call the infinite “Snake? Copy Snake. Snake??? SNAKE!!!!!!!!!!” glitch. Go to Shadow Moses Island stage with Snake. Break one of the walls and use your smash taunt. Now, just keep killing yourself and whoever was on the communications will yell “Snake? Copy Snake. Snake??? SNAKE!!!!!!!” for all eternity.

 Super Smash Bros. Ultimate

For a new game, glitches found are continually being erased. So I might talk about glitches that used to work but don’t now.
 The first glitch I’m gonna talk about is the infinite assist trophy glitch. You may know this glitch because it was a big shock when it was first discovered and even Nintendo officially mentioned that they fixed this glitch with patch update 2.0.0. But for the people who didn’t know about this glitch, here you go. First off, you need 2…(shivers) Isabelles. And pick an assist trophy you wanna copy. Then, have both Isabelles use their fishing rods to grab the assist trophy. If timed correctly, one of them will spawn an infinite amount of assist trophies. So for those of you who wanted Waluigi so bad have like hundreds of him.(I’d do the same with Krystal;’()
 The other glitch I’m gonna talk about can be done with Villager in training mode on the Mushroom Kingdom U stage. In Mushroom Kingdom U, Nabbit appears. With Villager, grab Nabbit and do a down throw and pause at the same time. If done correctly, Nabbit will disappear. Now grab the enemy fighter(I recommend big fighters like Bowser, King K. Rool or Charizard) and that fighter will be stuck on Villager. It looks like Villager is wearing some kind of suit. And the enemy will be frozen like that. I have tried this glitch for like an hour but it didn’t work for me. So I think Nintendo fixed this as well. So if you wanna see it then search it on youtube.

 Kirby’s Adventure

This glitch is helpful for once, unlike the other crazy weird fucking shit I talked about. Sucking enemies and absorbing their powers is the main element of this game. But if you get hit once you lose it. Ever thought “Is there a way I can keep my powers?” Well there is! BTW you need to beat the stage that has whatever power up you wanna absorb. Go to the level with the power up, then suck it to absorb its powers. Now, press start and select at the same time, and leave the level. Now you will keep whatever power you had until you die or press select. For me I use the UFO ability. But that only gets you so far. So make your pick and have fun!

 Legend of Zelda

Another helpful glitch as well, although this one isn’t as big. On level 1, as soonn as you enter the dungeon, leave right away, then come back in. The door that was locked will now be open! Just a neat trick you can use to save 1 key. And like I said: nothing too big about it.

 Legend of Zelda Breath of the Wild

Speaking of Zelda games, here’s another one. And it’s also helpful. And if you played this game then you might already know about it since it’s pretty handy. If you shoot an arrow at the torch(or it could be a grill but you guys probably know better than I do) doing a strange pose it’ll spawn 5 more arrows. Do this shit for half an hour and there you go! 999 arrows to use!

 Starlink: Battle for Atlas

I already talked about me getting stuck in a fucking rock in this game back in my Starlink review. But it’s the only glitch that I saw live, the only one to record it, and the only one that wasn’t intentional. So for those of you who haven’t seen it, here you go.

And that wraps up the whole game glitch fest. I was gonna review Ghosts n Goblins but since I can’t get past the red devil I might as well review Galaxy on fire 2(although I will be talking about Galaxy on fire 1 and the shitty Galaxy on fire Manticore but mostly 2).
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Post by: mikey on March 14, 2019, 08:05:59 PM
I remember that freaking jigglypuff glitch
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Post by: Wolf on March 17, 2019, 03:21:38 PM
   Galaxy on fire 2

 Prologue

Ah yes, another spaceship shooter. But unlike most of them, this one is more of an adventure style spaceship shooter game. And as already mentioned in my Starlink: Battle for Atlas review, both games are similar. But Galaxy on fire 2 surpasses Starlink in almost every way.

 Story

Before I talk about the main storyline, you have to know there are 4 races. Terran, Vossk, Nivelian, and Midorian. And Terrans are friendly to Nivelians but are rivals against Vossk, Nivelians are rivals against Midorians.
The story is mainly divided into 3 parts.
NOTE: Valkyrie and Supernova are only available through DLC.

1: The original campaign
Keith T. Maxwell(the main character and the character you control throughout the entire game) accidentally travels through time and ends up 40 years after where he left off. He learns that while he was missing, an unknown race called the Void have been invading the entire galaxy. So Keith goes to Deep Science(a science research facility) to learn about the Voids and find out how to stop them from invading. And well basically it becomes a happy ending.

2: Valkyrie
Keith receives a call from Cornelius Tenner who tells him that his boss wants to hire Keith to do some of her missions. Also, Deep Science contacts Keith to help them on their new ships. But turns out the boss, Alice Paolini wants the technology of the ships made by deep Science. So a dogfight happens in Deep Science and Alice ends up in the middle of the Void world.

3: Supernova
A supernova happened at Ginoya system, a Midorian territory. So Keith and the Deep Science crew once again try to fix the problem. But there are unknown ships attacking the area as well as other places(including Kaamo, a DLC which is basically your own space station). Turns out, the Nivelians were the cause of the supernova(to be exact the Black Guard were) and so Keith helps stopping the supernova and kills the leader of the Black Guard, Trunt Harval.

NOTE: If you wanna know the whole story then you might as well play Galaxy on fire 1,2, and 3.

So with a big and great storyline like this, there’s no cons about it. It’s just simply awesome! When it comes to game storylines, we can conclude that Germans are more better than Japanese. And I hardly suggest playing the whole trilogy.(although Galaxy on fire 3 sucks)

 Gameplay

You mostly fly around, but sometimes you can go to space stations and buy stuff, get missions to earn credits. Once you do all the main campaign you might think there’s nothing left. But you can do freelance missions and buy whatever you like. For me, I like to collect shit. I collect ships, weapons, equipment, and even commodities. But to explain it better, I’ll go deeper with everything.

 Outside

 Pirates
If you’re like me, then Vossks and Midorians can be enemies, but pirates are your most primary enemies you can encounter. They’re not that strong, and some drop things. If you use a tractor beam to collect whatever loot they shit out, you can keep it. It’s finders keepers in fucking space! And some can drop expensive things so later on this will be your primary means of earning credits.

 Mining
The first method of earning credits that you learn. All you need is a drill and a scanner and you’re all set! Of course better equipment make it easier to mine(this is the same with everything else) but even the cheapest drill can make a few hundred credits per astroid. But it is hard to steer the drill and can take time to get used to it.

 Jumpgate
These are what they are literally called: Jumpgates. If you get on one, you can travel to the nearest system. But once you get a hyperdrive you won’t be using this much.

 Inside

 Hanger
Here you can buy, sell, equip, and build stuff.

Shop
everything here is divided into Ships, Primary weapons, Secondary weapons, Turrets, Equipment, and Commodities. Ships are… Well… Ships! If you don’t have one, you can’t leave. But of course the game gives you one for free(by taking away your 2 million credit Phantom and giving you a 15000 credit Betty) so you don’t have to worry about being “shipless”. And Primary weapons are your main weapons. They are unlimited ammunition. Even machine guns have infinite ammo :P. Speaking of machine guns, there are a variety of weapons to choose from so find one you like! And when you pick a ship, this is the primary condition you have to check. 4 Primary weapon slots is necessary. Secondary weapons are like missiles. These have limited ammo depending on how many of the same weapon you bought. Also, there are missiles, nukes, rockets, mines, and turret guns. Turrets are kind of rare. Not that the turrets themselves are rare but the situation of equipping a turret is rare. Not many ships in this game have slots for turrets, and as you get stronger, turret damage is nothing. Equipment… Now when it comes to equipment there’s way too many things. There’s drills, scanners, shields, armor, boosters, thrusters, tractor beams, cargo spacers… And so on. All I can say is, there’s plenty of things to find and it’s best if you played the game yourself and check them all out. And last the Commodities. These are practically useless unless you’re doing a mission or if you’re building something with blueprints. So when it comes to selling, these are your 99% export items. And some of them are expensive like rare plants, implants, and the most famous Vossk organs. Especially with Vossk organs, these things cost 25000 EACH! You can buy a Betty and still you have 10000 left. If you killed a pirate and he drops this, it’s your lucky day.

Blueprints
You can find people who sell blueprints in the space lounge. And if you find one, I’d recommend buying it. Even if you don’t have enough credits just remember where they were. Because they don’t change locations. These blueprints range from Weapons to Shields. But basically, the stuff made from these blueprints are the best ones of their own kind. So it’s best to build these and equip them. Like I already mentioned, you use Commodities as material, but sometimes it can need weapons and other equipment. But no blueprint requires ships so don’t you worry.

 Space Lounge
This is the main hub for freelance missions. And they sure have a heck ton of them.  Also, as I mentioned already, some sell blueprints, or just something. But the price could be cheap, or expensive. So you have to go to a lot of places to learn the price range of a particular item.

Missions

Junk Removal
Clear out all the junk. It’s pretty self explanatory. Sometimes pirates can come out and bother you but just kill those fuckers.

Escort
Escort freighters. Another self explanatory mission. But these can take about 2~7 minutes depending on when the pirates show up. And I like to do missions that end quickly so if you’re like me than I don’t recommend it.

Intercept
The opposite concept of Escort. Now you ARE like the pirates who intercepted your escort freighters. And just what a pirate would be like, your loyalty will decrease but if you’re like me(gaining full loyalty to one side and doing their missions only) then it doesn’t matter. Just kill those damn Vossks.

Wanted
Just kill some asshole who happens to have a bounty on his head. Probably one of the… No, the EASIEST mission(except for Purchase but that depends on what you have or what the current space station has).

Defence
Kill all pirates on sight. It’s similar to Wanted, but just a little more pirates thats all.

Protection
Another similar mission to Wanted, just kill every pirate on site. The minor difference is that in this mission, you’re also protecting miners. Another easy mission.

Challenge
Kill more pirates than the other challenger. Again, if you’re strong enough, this is pretty simple. But it can get longer depending on the wage. But still, it’s fun to get a score of 7:0 and just laugh at the opponents face. HAHUHAHAHUHAHAHUHA!!!

Purchase
Just have whatever the buyer wants. If you accept the mission WITH the item then it will be done as soon as you accept. This is the reason why it’s the EASIEST and FASTEST mission. But it depends on your cargo.

Stolen Files
Similar to Purchase, the NPC will tell you that a sensitive file has been stolen and is now in a particular system. This mission requires a lot of luck because you might find this file right away, or you might search everywhere until you realize the last planet had it. Trust me, if this happens, it pisses you off. So I don’t really recommend it but if you wanna window shop then it’s kind of ok? Also, you can buy the file(or Documents) and quit the mission and you can KEEP the file. So if you’re setting up a huge collection in Kaamo then this is worth collecting.

Courier
Deliver a random amount of cargo to another planet. If you have a lot of space, it’s pretty easy. They don’t explode so just hyperdrive to your destination and you’re all set!

Passenger
Similar to Courier, instead of cargo you’re transporting PEOPLE! But they don’t fit inside your cargo space NO!!! Instead you need CABINS. And these are equipment so equipping these aren’t efficient and carrying them and equip whenever executing this mission is not pleasant. A highly recommended TO REJECT mission. Seriously, it sucks.

Informer
Well I saved the most complicated for last. First of all, you need an EMP weapon to do this mission. Also, you need good scanners as well. Now, what you wanna do is find the INFORMER. If you scan a pack of pirates, on of them will be this informer. Whatever you do, DON’T KILL THIS GUY! The second that bastard bites to dust the mission fails. You need to use your EMP on him, and steal his cargo. Once you do that, now you’re free to kill. And just send the retrieved goods and done. It’s a pretty complicated mission and if there’s like 7 pirates out there it’s also hard to find the informer. But once you know how it’s done… It’s STILL FUCKING ANNOYING! But not AS annoying as the Passenger mission so if you can do it, then I recommend it.

 Kaamo/Kaamo Club

 Ah yes. The first DLC I ever bought. Now I know all these years I hated the idea of DLC but that doesn’t mean I don’t buy it. It’s just that I hate the concept of it, but still buy it cause I need it. Anyway, this DLC gives you a space station of your own! There’s nothing in the shop but that’s because it’s NOT a shop. If you look closely it’s called a STORE, which means that you can STORE things you got. And the most fascinating feature is the ability to store SHIPS! That’s right, you can own more than 1 ship with this thing. And for collectors like me, this is some major shit I need. Oh and 1 thing about this DLC is that you can buy it with in-game credits. But it costs 50,000,000 credits+50 Buskat(this is a rare commodity)! WTF! If you’re gonna play nasty shit like that I’d rather just buy it jeez. They just wanted that extra dollar.
 You might be wondering, if the shop is replaced with a store, then what does the space lounge do? The space lounge is now a black market with guys who upgrade your ship or guys who sell high technology weapons, equipment, and ships. But they’re not gonna get away with this that easily. The prices are DOUBLE. But if you happened to buy the Kaamo Club membership then it gives you a discount. WOW! SO where can I get this membership? Why of course DLC……… MY…FUCKING…GOD!!!!!!! First of all, I don’t know why I’m getting charged the extra fee! It’s MY FUCKING SPACE STATION! If you’re gonna do that to the land owner then I’d kick them all out! It’s MY PLACE GOD DAMN IT! GET OUT OF MY PROPERTY!!!!

 Music

For a NON Nintendo game it sure has some magnificent music! If you go to their site you can download it so if you’re interested check it out!

 Pros
It has some impressive graphics(at least for HD standards) and music. The storyline is well done and as with Starlink, the voice actors did a good job, although for voice acting I’d admit Starlink is better. The map is big, there are a lot of things to explore, and overall if not for the overly expensive price and DLC this would have been rated one of the best games the app store had.

 Cons
As already mentioned, with all the DLC bullshit its overly expensive. And once you did everything, the freelance missions can get boring. Even for me if not for collecting literally everything I’d be bored as well.

Phew, that was a mouthful. I finally got past the red devil in Ghosts'n Goblins so dat'l do.
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Post by: Wolf on March 25, 2019, 06:27:14 PM
Ghosts’n Goblins

 Prologue

Oh god. I’ve been dying to do a review of this game. Mostly because it’s one of the hardest games on the NES, or maybe even one of the hardest games of all time.

 Difficulty

The number 1 thing that comes to anybody’s mind with this game. One thing I don’t like about this game’s difficulty is that it comes from having only two lives. Get hit 2 times and it’s back to the beginning(or a checkpoint). But there’s unlimited continues so you might say that makes up for the 2 hit deaths but it still doesn’t help you much. In fact, every time you die, it shows the map with that Da! Da Na Na Na Nu Da! Nu Nu~~~ tune. And believe me this tune will make your ears bloody by the time you beat the game. Even more than Bloody tears Famicom version(also known as “Bloody Ears”).
I’d at least beat this game with trial and error, but that’s also hard for me. If not for the weird jumps it wouldn’t have been a problem. But that jumping, kind of like the jumps Simon does in Castlevania, that’s what bothers me. I’ll call this jumping mechanism “the Castlevania jump”. And one MORE thing I hate is that there is no health items. The first time I played this game, I thought those armor looking things the squealing ghosts drop were health. But NOPE! Just points. If you happened to care about the HIGH SCORE that much. Seriously though, it’s a fucking tease! The game designers treated the gamers like some fucking dumbass or something.
 To sum up the difficulty scale for this game, it’s like Super Mario Bros but with “the Castlevania jump”, and with no mushrooms. And trust me, you do not wanna play dirty shit like that.

 Gameplay

Well it’s just an average side scroller. Just go through an array of Ghosts and Goblins. But that’s not all. There’s zombies, devils, killer plants, and squealing weird things and so on. But I guess they couldn’t fit all that in the title. Other than that, you can also get a variety of weapons too. There’s your spear, knife, fireball, axe, and the shield. And If there’s one weapon I recommend is the knife. It’s fast and you can rapid fire them. Although you need the shield weapon to beat the final boss. And speaking of final boss…

Spoiler
Spoiler

If you made it to the final boss and beat him, you already know the feeling of backstabbing. Holy shit I have never played a game where it gives you the giant middle finger with extra gas poison. When you beat level 6 do you think it’s the end? Hell yeah of course! After all the intense shit I went through. But no. You have to do all that shit again. When I beat the final boss and saw the text I was like “Man, for an ending it sure says some weird shit”. But how the fuck was I supposed to know “This level was an illusion and was deviset(probably they meant devised but who knows)by satan” would mean “Sorry dude. You gotta play the game twice”. If the difficulty pissed me off already, this was a whole new level of teasing gamers. The game is just raping gamers!
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 Conclusion

Intense difficulty X2 = Fucking pandemonium. No more, no less. That just sums up the game.

Phew, got rid of that. I haven’t played anything lately so the next review will be random.
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Post by: Wolf on March 25, 2019, 06:38:30 PM
Hey guys! Like I already said, I haven't been playing anything for a while. So I thought I might as well review something you guys request so give me some requests! I'd be happy to play anything that's NES, SNES, Genesis, and maybe Switch.
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Post by: mikey on March 26, 2019, 03:10:11 AM
Shovel knight or maybe ninja gaiden
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Post by: SlowPokemon on March 26, 2019, 03:50:16 AM
I suggest Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney Trilogy
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Post by: Wolf on April 06, 2019, 05:05:00 PM
Ninja Gaiden

Mikey, why did you have to request such a hard game :’(. Seriously, this is one of the hardest NES games I have ever played aside from Ghosts’n Goblins. Besides, my last review was Ghosts’n Goblins so I’m having some kind of hardcore NES festival. If I made a ‘Hard NES game scale’, it’ll be something like:

1: Ghosts’n Goblins
2: Ninja Gaiden
3: Castlevania

And I also heard there’s Ninja Gaiden 2 and 3. But seeing the Castlevania trilogy all turned out I’m not gonna try the rest. Anyway on to the review.

 Prologue

One thing I do have to say about this game is that other than the hard difficulty, it’s not that bad. Hell it’s actually pretty good. The graphics are nice and cool, and the thing I find amusing are the cut scenes. I have never seen such a thing on the NES and it has some smooth animation going on there.

 Gameplay

 Like with most NES games, it’s a side scroller. Although sometimes the level can start from the right side. One major mechanics are the wall jumping. Kind of like Batman I’d say. This wall jump is something you really have to get used to because it’s primarily used in the entire game and sometimes it can save your life from falling. But it doesn’t help that much though. Because whenever you die by falling, it’s usually because you get knocked back by an enemy. You know, the kind of shit that happens in Castlevania. And when you get knocked back by an enemy, you can’t clung on walls. Speaking of Castlevania, to use items, you have to press up and B. I know the NES doesn’t have many buttons and B,A are already taken, but for a game like Ninja Gaiden, this is a little inconvenient. Usually I use items in tuff situations. You know, the kind of situation where there’s like a million things trying to kill you. And this game is a platform jumping game. So I’m constantly hoping on platforms while killing everything on sight and trying not to get hit since one hit will drop me to my doom. And I need to steer myself when I’m landing. But I also have to use my items since one katana can’t do much. So my fingers go up and then left/right. This is so tedious. And once I make a mistake, it’s 99% death. Even in Castlevania I thought it was inconvenient trying to use items when fighting bosses, but imagine doing that every time. That’s Ninja Gaiden for me. And one other thing about wall jumping is that sometimes, I can’t jump out of the wall. I don’t know if it’s intended or it’s some obscure trick that I don’t know of, but one thing sure is that it bothers me. And BTW, unlike Ghosts’n Goblins, I never beat this game(well to be exact I didn’t TRULY beat Ghosts’n Goblins since I gave up beating the game twice). Maybe I guess you have to use your items properly but I really don’t wanna spend too much time on this game.

 Conclusion

 It would have been great if it wasn’t so damn hard. I mean sure sometimes a good challenge can be acceptable, but getting knocked back is certainly something that’s NOT acceptable. If it wasn’t for that I’d say this game could have been a fair challenge as well as a masterpiece. Besides the cutscenes itself were evolutionary. Kind of like Star Fox. But failed on the difficulty setting.

Thanks to your requests, I got some other games to work on! I have some manuscripts ready to be finished right now. And I might as well write one that I want to do later. So next review could be anything for now.
Title: Re: Wolfz Gaim REVEUZ!!!
Post by: mikey on April 06, 2019, 07:00:20 PM
Beautiful

I understand not checking out number two but I promise this is an instance where the sequels are just as good if not better
Title: Re: Wolfz Gaim REVEUZ!!!
Post by: Wolf on April 07, 2019, 05:10:45 AM
Beautiful

I understand not checking out number two but I promise this is an instance where the sequels are just as good if not better
I didn't really think the first game was bad either. It's just the insane difficulty that I didn't like. And I also heard Ninja Gaiden 2 and 3 are also hard as well so that's the reason I didn't wanna play the rest.
Title: Re: Wolfz Gaim REVEUZ!!!
Post by: mikey on April 07, 2019, 06:27:32 AM
Wall jumping in 2 is a lot better
Ninja gaiden really makes you feel like ninja gaiden
Title: Re: Wolfz Gaim REVEUZ!!!
Post by: Wolf on April 07, 2019, 08:02:50 AM
Wall jumping in 2 is a lot better
Oh. But maybe next time. I'm burned out right now :P
Title: Re: Wolfz Gaim REVEUZ!!!
Post by: Wolf on April 22, 2019, 04:04:12 PM
Hi guys, I got some fresh games to work on but this week it's my mid term exam so can't work on it for a while. It's been a while since I haven't posted anything(Wolfz Gaim REVEUZ!!! and Wolfz Top 10's) so for those of you who are waiting for my next post, I'm just telling you why I haven't posted anything. And just for a teaser, the next game review will be Simcity. And for Wolfz Top 10's it'll be Top 10 Game Franchises.
Title: Re: Wolfz Gaim REVEUZ!!!
Post by: Wolf on May 28, 2019, 05:18:48 PM
  Simcity

 Prologue

 As a kid, I used to play with Legos. And one thing I used to do was build a big Lego city. Sure I already said on my Minecraft review that Minecraft has some elements I liked with Legos. But unless you have a million users in your map, there's no city without people living in there. So with that kind of aspect I think Simcity is a fine substitute. Building your own city, watching it grow, this is something I find it appealing. In fact, It was SOOOOOOO appealing I got attached to the game. If you wonder what took me so long to write a review for so damn long, I can say this: That's how much I've been playing it!!! If I compare this to a game it feels like Starcraft, which I believe I did a review of it as well. Building your objects and make an army. But in Simcity, no army.

 Gameplay

 It's a simulator game. A city mayor simulator to be exact. Or come to think of it, it's more like a GOD simulator. Sure it is a mayors job to decide whether you wanna build something here, pave roads, put a FOOTBALL FIELD RIGHT NEXT TO A NUCLEAR PLANT, CONTROL THE FUCKING DISASTERS THAT HAPPEN TO YOUR CITY!!! What kind of mayor does that??? Well anyway, as I already said, you can basically do anything! But there are some rules. First off, you need to use your money wisely. Just like real life, you can do stuff within range of your budget. Build 4 airports at the beginning and you're fucked! Second, the people can be sensitive with literally EVERYTHING! Crime rate, pollution, tax, they just get you on every subject they can find. You need PD(Police Department) to reduce crime. But you also need money and land to build one. But then it increases pollution and reduces your budget. So you need to get money by raising taxes. But then they complain that the tax rate is too high. HOLY FUCKING SHIT! If you have a shitty mayor, do me a favor and understand him. If you played this game without cheating, you know the kind of stress a mayor gets. And there are tips and guides for this game. So reading those would be fine. But my advice is "play it by yourself and learn by trial and error". Often accidents happen to your city(or town or capital depending on how big your city is). Sure you can make your own accidents purposely (if you happened to be a sadistic psychopath)but these happen regardless of your own will. So taking care of this is necessary. And every once in a while you can build special things like a casino, amusement park, PD headquarters, windmills, and so on.

 Money cheat

 But there is one way you can have fun with this game for REAL! The money code. With this cheat, you can get 999999$. Wait till it's December, when the tax screen appears, you hold L and leave. Go back to the tax screen, put everything up to 100%, leave the tax screen, let go of L and Tada! By the way, you need to have exactly 0$ to do this. Now have fun! I guess the concept of this cheat is that you found fossil fuel. So you became a Saudi Arabian prince or something. Now with all this money, you can put the tax rate to 0%, build as many things as you please. I just build anything I want and then fill the rest with parks. And if I wanna build something else, just build it and cover the space with parks again. But still it's best you build your city in the most efficient way as possible because you'll eventually run out of space.

 Conclusion

 Honestly, like most simulator games, it has mixed opinions. At least for me, I enjoy this kind of stuff. So I'd recommend it to anyone who likes to run their own city. You might even play it for months if you get attached to it. If you're not the kind of person who enjoys running a city or a company or whatever, you might find this game pretty boring. But still one of the best games on the SNES.

 Next review will be Cho'Gath eats the World. Don't know what the hell it is? Check it out on the internet.
Title: Re: Wolfz Gaim REVEUZ!!!
Post by: Wolf on July 05, 2019, 08:59:11 PM
 Cho'Gath eats the World

 Prologue

 Farm, Kill, Fight(with your teammates), Flam, Lose, Report! What game is it? It's Riot Games's League of Legends. And yes I already did a review of it. Today League of Legends is on its 9th season, with a lot of updates and changes and events over the years. But back in 2013 They did something special: they made a mini game called "Cho'Gath eats the World". A 2D flash game style with just one simple task: DESTROY EVERYTHING ON SIGHT!!! It was an April Fools event(they do this every year) and faded away pretty quick, but for a guy who likes classic retro games this was a memorable event they ever did.

 Design

 Like I already said, it's a retro game style. 16 Bit graphics/sound if I'm correct. So it gives nostalgia to people who grew up with Super Mario World or Sonic 2. But what they didn't know was that most people who played League of Legends were teens and this was back in 2013. These teens grew up with fucking Gamecube(like me). So nobody really cared and it faded away. But I sure enjoyed the graphical designs and music.

 Gameplay

 It's an arcade style. Destroy every building and advance to the next level. The story is that Cho'Gath, a monster who eats everything is requested to eat everyone in every city around the world by Gentlemen Cho'Gath. And when he finishes, he'll give him a present. You start with USA and go all the way to Australia. And when you do manage to beat the game, He'll give you a mini Earth... which Gentlemen Cho'Gath eats right away. So you're going around knocking down buildings and eating civilians for health. Occasionally other League of Legends characters will show up and you can devour them for a permanent health increase. The down side is that you're such a huge target, and soilders, Garens, and even Teemos will shoot you, throw grenades, and do all kinds of damage that you won't be able to dodge. So you gotta break and eat continually to keep yourself alive. For a character that's virtually impossible to stop, I think that's a fair disadvantage. Also, you can unlock another mini game called "Astro Teemo" but that's a whole other story. And other than knocking down buildings, Battlecast Prime Cho'Gath will appear in Japan(obviously a reference to Godzilla and Mecha Godzilla) and Zac, a slime monster will appear in Australia. A pretty short game, but at least I enjoyed it. And those of you who play League of Legends and like retro games then this is something you'd wanna try. It has some kick ass music too and that alone is worth listening. Well you all might be wondering why I reviewed a short flash game that nobody cares. I just wanted to share something I played back in 2013. And something that was so nostalgic that even to this day I still play it for fun.

Next review will be Super Mario Maker 2! Oh yes, I bought it! And Buster Bros after.