I'm not sure if this is going to work out as well as it did last time, but I say we give this another shot. Although let's keep things to a minimum this time around. 'K?
'K. I'll be porting over a partial list of superlatives from last year, so if there's an award you want to be brought back, or a new award, then plus suggest away! Also, this could use a suitable host/general compiler of awards and some presenters.
Superlatives:Friendliest: Bubbles, Slow, Fingerz, K-Night, FireArrow, Dudeman, JDMEK5, Ruto, Mashi
Nicest: Bubbles, K-Night, Pit, FireArrow, Dudeman, Mashi, JDMEK5, Pit
Scariest: JaMaHa, Kefka, ETF, Yugi, Saria,
Sexiest: Massive Mayhem, Nebbles, Bubbles, Slow, SFK, Pit,
Most Improved: Nocturne of Shadow, theblackgiantdoghead, mariolegofan, Bespinben,
Most Changed: Olimar12345, DrP, Blue,
Cutest: Waddle Bro, Nebbles, Bubbles, Pit, Massive Mayhem,
Smartest: Fierce Diety, Mashi, Maestro, Olimar, Ruto, Jompa,
Frivolousest: Mashi, Maestro, Slow,
Most Frivolousestest: The NSM Superlatives, Mashi, cedarrape,
Best LPer: MaestroUGC, Nebbles,
Calmest: Winter, Mashi, Maestro, Pit,
Best Couple: Fingerz + Pit0010, Slow + Massive Mayhem, Fingers + Pit, Waddle Bro+Roz+SlowPokemon, Kman + Shadowkirby,
Most European: JaMaHa, FSM, Waddle,
Most Canadian: Roz~, Shadoninja, JDMEK5,
Most American: Drp, SFK, Olimar, Saria,
Most Australian: Yugi, Pit 0010, fingerz, Meta Ridley, Deku Trombonist, Clanker37, The Subjective Thought
Prettiest: Roz~, Nebbles, Bubbles, Pit,
Most Likely to Succeed: Mashi, Olimar, Slow, Maestro, Ruto, DrP,
Best Vocabulary: Mashi, Slow, Maestro,
Best Eyes: Espurr, Slow, Pit,
Best Reviewer of Stuff: Blueflower, Slow, Maestro, BDS,
Best to Bring Home to Mom and Dad: Pit, Nebbles, Bubbles, SFK, Spit, Ruto,
Best Artist: Bubbles, Nebbles, Ruto, FSM,
Best Storyteller: K-Night, Slow, Kman + Shadowkirby, cobrarollercoaster, DrP,
Best Arranger: DekuTrombonist, Slow, Yugi, Olimar, Jompa, Fierce Diety, Maestro, Bespinben,
Best Composer: Clanker37, Maestro, Slow, Pit,
Best Updater: JaMaHA, Olimar, Winter, DekuTrombonist,
Best Sheet Reviewer: DekuTrombonist, Olimar, Winter,
Best Moderator: Bubbles, JaMaHA, Winter, DekuTrombonist, Kefka
Best Avatar: Blueflower, Yugi, TWG Link, Noctunre of Shadow, Waddle Bro
Best Signature: Blueflower, Waddle, Mashi, Nocturne of Shadow,
The Strongest: JaMaHA, Dahans, Roz, Kman, Blueflower, Winter, SFK
Most Likely To Win Most "NSM Superlatives": Maestro, Mashi,
Most Talented: Maestro, Slow, Mashi,
Most Positive: mariolegofan, Mashi, Dudeman, Spit, Pit, Nebbles,
Most Missed NSM Member: Shadoninja, Bespinben, Concerto, Olimar
The Very Best, Like No One Ever Was: Blueflower, Slow, Roz, Waddle,
Best/Most Skilled Gamer: Dudeman, Fingerz,
Largest Ham: SUPERFIREKIRBY, BLACKDRAGONSLAYER, KEFKATICFANATIC, CLANKERTHIRTYSEVEN
Cruelest: Slow, Kefka, Saria,
Godliest:God, Dudeman, Slow, Saria, Maestro
Most Depressing: MasterProx, ETF, Roz~, Slow,
Most Ridiculous: SFK, BDS, Slow,
Best BFF: Blueflower, Dude, Ruto, Pit,
Randomest/Most Spontaneous: mariolegofan, Mashi, Harvest, SFK, manio, theblackgiantdoghead
Biggest Fanboy: Blueflower, Slow, Dudeman, Jompa,
Most Dateable: Jub3r7, Pit, Slow, MasterProX, Ruto, SFK
TWG Awards:Best TWG: Mashi, 1984, All the King's Men
Best Human TWGer: Bird, fank, Verm
Best Wolf TWGer: Kman, vermilionvermin,
Most Improved TWGer: Nocturne of Shadow, JDMEK5,
Funnest TWGer: Mashi, Slow, Bird, BDS
Most Manipulative TWGer: Vermilionvermin, Noctunre of Shadow, Mashi, Thiannon
Best Host: Kman, Bird,
TWGer You Would Want On Your Side: Verm, Bird, fank,
Hardest TWGer To Read: Mashi,
Most Suspicious TWGer: BDS, K-Night,
Most Inactive TWGer: Shadowkirby, Olimar,
Most Unconventional TWGer: Slow, Mashi, fank, Davy
Most Likely To Dances With Wolves: Kman, Toby,
Winners of Superlatives 2013:Spoiler
Yearbook Awards:
Most Positive:
Who is the one person who you just cannot get down? - mariolegofan!
This guy burst onto the forums some time ago and has since burst into our hearts with his unique brand of cheeriness and can-do attitude.
I think he's faking it.
Friendliest:
Our first award is tie between SlowPokemon and Ruto!
Yes, the two friendliest people on the entire site. I cannot think of a more apt duo than these two.
Well, I can, but I didn't vote, so there you go.
Nicest:
The award goes to - Mashi!
Mashi is a cool dude, and always has something nice to say about anything and anyone he talks to. I once remember a time when he talked a guy down from a ledge by complimenting his climbing skills for getting up there in the first place.
What? That didn't happen?
Strongest:
As if there was any other - JaMaHA!
It really must take some serious muscle to wield that BanHammertm with such zeal and confidence. And he served some time in the armed forces too? Ladies if you aren't swooning for this hunk of a man, you better start.
I'd swoon but I prefer my men to be more technically inclined rather than a blob of strength.
Smartest:
And who among us has the biggest brain? - Ruto!
Ruto is sooper smert and has big brain to. She knows how to science and fact check and all sorts of other smart stuff things she do.
I, on the other hand, am only a humble musician who knows how to Google, which isn't sciencing.
Best Eyes:
And who has all of us gazing into their eyes and getting lost in their vast wonder?
Espurr?
Who the f*** is that?
Scariest:
The scariest person on NSM is Kefkaticfanatic.
Don't tell him I said that.
And last but not least -
Most Talented:
Who's the most talented person of all?
It's me, Maestro!
I'd like to thank the Academy and my Peers for giving me this illustrious honor and all I have to say is this:
"I'm glad you all could be here to bask in my greatness. Man, what I would do the be in your place so I can watch my self be the most talented person of time in person. But alas, I cannot. So I must be content with my talent and be comforted in the fact that my talent is of such a high caliber that all others who would so wish to reach it must first find some way to ascend their plane of existence to even reach two levels below my own greatness.
Thank you."
Cutest:
Waddle Bro and Bubbles!
There must be something inherently cute about double consonants, that's the only reason why I can think of as to why I didn't even get nominated for this award.
For shame, NSM. For shame.
Prettiest:
And the prettiest person around is - Nebbles!
If you asked me who I thought was the prettiest person on this site, I'd say me. Of course that goes without saying, so I guess Nebbles is a good second according to the voting public.
Sexiest:
And the one person who sends all our pants a quiver and makes our naughty bits tingle with anticipation of their hawt-ness?
MM, Nebbles, Bubbles, Slow and SuperFireKirby
Man, that is one super-sexy orgy right there. The only thing it's missing is me, but then that would be a crime against humanity.
Why? Because it's a crime to have such sexy times with an acknowledged celebritypending and show people how wrong they've been doing it for millions of years.
Most Dateable:
This is the person whom you'll will drop everything in an instant for chance to buy them dinner.
Jub3r7!
Personally I think I'm more dateable, but people keep telling me I'm "aloof" and "unapproachable".
It's not my fault you aren't good enough to ask me out.
Best to Bring Home to Mom and Dad:
And the future Mr./Mrs. NSM is - SuperFireKirby
And I must say, Mom, he is quite the catch. A gentleman and a scholar, too!
Plus I hear he's got a massive [censored].
And finally:
Best Couple:
Which two (or more) lovebirds just make you go "aww"?
Fingerz + Pit0010, Kman + Shadowkirby
Talk about some matches mined, refined, and produced into a fine commercial product in heaven. Imagine if they want on a double date?
Imagine if I went with them? What? I'll have you know I'm a great mood setter for the sexy times.
NSM Technical Awards of Greatness
In honor of those who make this site run as smoothly as it does.
Interpret that as you will.
Best Sheet Reviewer:
This is a job that deserves a lot of praise, so let us heap a some bolded text on them like a medal of honor.
Olimar12345!
This man is probably single handedly responsible for the largest and fastest improvement of quality on the site in a long time. It's too bad he vanished before he could accept the award.
So I'll take it on his behalf.
Best Moderator:
Moderators are important in a forum because they keep us in line and make sure everybody has a good time.
Usually.
Bubbles - for keeping or forums, and our hearts, clean and organized.
Well, our forums anyway.
Best Updater:
These are the folks who work behind the scenes and make sure NSM stays afloat amidst a sea of cat pictures and [censored].
And the best of the bunch? JaMaHa
Our lord and master.
Please don't ban me.
Best Arranger:
Arrangements are the life blood of NSM, and the arrangers stand in a class all their own. Mainly because they're the reason this site even exists.
And the one of those who people agree is the tops? DekuTrombonist
Personally I think I should've one this one, but "I don't submit to the site" and that disqualifies me.
I think you just wanted a level playing field.
Cruelest:
This is the one who you never want to catch on a bda day. Or a good day. Or even at night.
Slowpokemon
Don't hurt me, lest you incur my own wrath.
Biggest Fanboy:
This guy loves things almost as much as I love Beethoven.
Which is a lot.
I'm talking full on [oh dear god why would you even do that] right in the butt.
Blueflower
That thing you like is the best thing!
Most Depressing:
Sometimes I wonder why I even bother.
MasterProx, Slow
Such a downer, man...
Calmest:
There is a certain kind of patience that goes on to be able to put up with all of the nonsense that goes on here.
Mashi
I wish you peace and many moons of tranquility.
Most Ridiculous:
I consider myself a no nonsense guy some I'm just going to present this award and move on.
SuperFireKirby
Best Vocabulary:
Person talks good, gets award.
Mashi
Word.
NSM is on the internet, which means it can be found by people all over the world.
Except China.
The Nationality Awards:
Most European:
Ah, Europe. The cradle of Western Civilization. Paris, Berlin, Rome, Vienna, London.
Pest.
JaMaHa
How are things in Poland?
Most Australian:
An oversized island, if you ask me.
Yugi
Go fry some shrimp owith a Barbie, you Aussie b******.
Most Canadian:
You mean North North America, right?
Roz~
Oh! You mean Alaska!
Most American:
What do you think of when you think of an American?
Wait don't answer that.
DrP, SuperFireKirby
Spend, eat, and be merry. The true American Way.
TWG Awards:
I haven't played TWG in quite some time so I'm going to be quick about these.
Best TWG:
Mashi
Easily the best TWG I've played. If you know what I mean...
Best Human TWGer:
Bird
A bird is the best Human in the game? Next you'll be telling me pigeons can fly!
Best Wolf TWGer:
vermilionvermin
Grr, he's a wolf. Grr.
Most Improved TWGer:
Nocturne of Shadow
You went from not-so-good, to not-so-bad. I guess.
Funnest TWGer:
Mashi
Woo! TWG! Yeah!
Most Manipulative TWGer:
Vermilionvermin
I assure you all that verm had, in no way, effected the voting process or the counting procedures.
Best Host:
Bird
Bird, Bird, he's our man! If he can't host it, then somebody else will probably step up to do it.
TWGer You Would Want On Your Side:
Verm
Maniuplation is great if it's in you favor.
Hardest TWGer To Read:
Mashi
It's as if I'm trying to read a book written in Latin while underwater and blind.
And I only know Portuguese.
Most Suspicious TWGer:
BDS
I don't like the way you just sit there and keep talking. And talking. And talking.
Most Inactive TWGer:
Shadowkirby
I'll say something about this later.
Most Unconventional TWGer:
fank
He's so unconventional that I'm not even going to talk about the award but about some fruit I had earlier.
Oh no, I'm getting 'Nam flashbacks....
No! Not the bagels! My bagels!!!
Most Likely To Dances With Wolves:
Toby
I never saw that movie.
b]Only on NSM can you get away with this:[/b]
Fivolousest:
The man who Frivols more than Frivolity itself.
Mashi!
Umpteenth.
The Very Best, Like No One Ever Was:
I don't know the rest of the song.
Waddle Bro!
Um. Pokémon?
Most Skilled Gamer:
Records and other high claims are what sets this next guy apart from the rest.
Fingerz!
Well, that and being thousands of miles away from everyone else. (Geography joke!)
Best Avatar:
Hey, your picture is a thing of a thing!
TWG Link
Wait, you're not even a real person!
Best Signature:
You have words at the bottom of you other words that I enjoy looking at.
Waddle!
Or a picture, I don't know. I just keep scrolling.
LARGEST HAM:
THIS GUY IS LARGER THAN LIFE! OR AT LEAST SIGNIFICANTLY BIGGER THAN THE REST OF US!
KEFKATICFANATIC, CLANKERTHIRTYSEVEN
REJOICE AND BE MERRY!
Best BFF:
Who is the person that we turn to when we have something to share. Or something.
Blueflower, Dude
Makes sense, I wouldn't tell me anything. I'm a terrible gossip. Remember that time I told everyone about Slow's bedwetting problem?
Most Improved:
Growth is an important thing.
Nocturne of Shadow!
Now keep growing and be less terrible!
Randomest:/Most Spontaneous:
I'm going to play Donkey Kong.
theblackgiantdoghead!
Remember Pez?
Most Changed:
You were once a thing and now you're a different thing.
Olimar, Blueflower
It's as if you are two different people now.
Most Likely to Succeed:
And when you do you'll give me lots of money, right?
Ruto!
Just make the checks out to cash.
Most Missed NSMer:
In memoriam:
Shadoninja, Bespinben
Rest in peace.
Most Fivolousestest:
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MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
Godliest:
The very being who stands on top of all others.
God, Maestro
I mean, it's only natural that I'm seated in the same plane as the Almighty. I'm just living up to my full potential.
The Maestro Awards for Artistic Achievement:
Best Artist:
Be it pen, pencil, or some other third thing, you sure know how to art.
Nebbles!
Also, thanks for painting my ceiling the other day. It still drips, though.
Best Storyteller:
Once upon a time there was a person who told stories.
His name was K-Night
The end.
Best LPer:
Let's Plays are really the highest form of entertainment, these days.
And the winner is Maestro!
I'm the best pilot since Gandhi.
Best Reviewer of Stuff:
Who can describe things and talk about things and explain things to people best?
Maestro!
10/R
Best Composer:
[insert music cue here]
Maestro!
Hold on, I'm turning these awards into an Opera.
And finally the moment you've all been waiting for!
Most Likely To Win Most "NSM Superlatives":
Nominated: Maestro!
Actual Winner: Maestro
I win. I am the best.
No, none of you can prove otherwise.
And that's it for the speed round editions of the Second Annual NSM Superlatives!
Bye.
No Most Pokemon Champion Material?
You sir, are a disgrace.
Do you want it back then? I just threw up some of the more obvious/generic ones to make room for some newer awards.
It's too bad; if you could see me irl you'd see I'm just about the most "Canadian" canadian you'll ever see. (By american standards of course (e.g. snowmobiling/dog sledding in a parka behind the igloo just west of the beaver dam in the backyard where I once found a moose last July, eh.)) Really sucks that I can't go and nominate myself.. :P
But I'd like to suggest Bespinben for best arranger. Can I do that? Seeing as he's still gone.
And I think either mariolegofan or Kman for Frivolousest..
I think there should be a Pokémon Champ award. Hey wait, we should have a huge "NSM Pokémon Tournament"! We could make it a monthly or annual thing and the winner would be deemed NSM Champion! (This is a great idea in case you haven't noticed)
Bring back P-Champ
Restored.
Best Game Player/Most Skilled Game player
Most Australian
Largest Ham
Best Mercs Player
So I assume that we'll make a final list of superlatives and then nominate people through PM like we did last time, correct?
Yes.
Cruelest
Godliest
Most Depressing
Most Ridiculous
Best BFF
Randomest/Most Spontaneous
Biggest Fanboy
Most Dateable
I bet Maestro will win all of them
The List has been updated, we'll let the suggestions roll for a few more days then people can start nominating other people.
Also, I volunteer myself to host this event this time around.
Added.
I think February 16th would be a good date to have the awards and stuff be presented.
Don't forget The Longest
Best Spriter
Would make a good category. *hint hint*
Stop nominating categories where there's not much people to vote for
Quote from: BlackDragonSlayer on January 28, 2014, 12:41:56 AMBest Spriter
Would make a good category. *hint hint*
If you do this I'm going to nominate game freak.
Quote from: MaestroUGC on January 26, 2014, 09:31:10 PMMost Missed NSM Member: Olimar12345
This is what I would do :P
Quote from: Waddle Bro on January 28, 2014, 05:41:41 AMStop nominating categories where there's not much people to vote for
1: I've only nominated one category so far.
2: If you'll actually browse the art board, you'll see that there
is more than one person doing (http://forum.ninsheetm.us/index.php?topic=4937.0) sprites (http://forum.ninsheetm.us/index.php?topic=5484.0). A grand total of three that I saw, and that was just on the first page. :P
3: Did you even read further than "Would make a good category"?
Biggest homo i'm kidding ofc
Im in :)
most "frickin' " lol
for a certain someone...
Quote from: Waddle Bro on January 28, 2014, 08:38:26 PMThat wasn't directed at you specifically.
Oh, I guess you just had really bad timing. ::)
Well, obviously, it wasn't directed at me, and only me, but I don't see very many other people nominating categories that there wouldn't be too many people to vote for, and it seems as if I provoked you with my post (as with Slow's comment). :P
"best mercs player"
I'd say you to stop being such a butthurt and move on, but I know you'd make another one of those essays I never read.
If we're aiming to do this on February 16, don't you think nominations should begin soon?
Quote from: Waddle Bro on January 29, 2014, 05:33:42 AM"best mercs player"
I'd say you to stop being such a butthurt and move on, but I know you'd make another one of those essays I never read.
Quote from: BlackDragonSlayer on January 28, 2014, 09:59:41 PMWell, obviously, it wasn't directed at me, and only me, but I don't see very many other people nominating categories that there wouldn't be too many people to vote for, and it seems as if I provoked you with my post (as with Slow's comment). :P
One category/person isn't "very many" (and neither is two :P). Especially because there isn't even Mercs on NSM.
I guess you couldn't even be bothered to read a small paragraph...
Alright, I think the list is filled out enough. Start sending me your nominations and stuff, cut-off will be on the 5th to allow stragglers a chance to put people in.
Quote from: Waddle Bro on January 29, 2014, 05:33:42 AM"best mercs player"
I'd say you to stop being such a butthurt and move on, but I know you'd make another one of those essays I never read.
I thought I struck that out?
Besides, thinking about it now, there's actually a considerable number of people here who have or had played mercs, so it's not as vague as you think
NSM has no mercs. Have LLF Superlatives for mercs.
It's called a joke
For something to be a joke, it has to be funny
OK, I just updated the list with the nominations sent in so far. There's still a few days left beafore we start building to the big day, so if you haven't nominated yet, or want to add somebody, there's still time.
Okay who nominated me as most scariest?
i'll go to their house at night and break into their room then ill wake them up and put them against the wall, then ill slap them 20 million times while breakign their neck, ill then crucify their body and cut the head off
Quote from: MaestroUGC on January 26, 2014, 09:31:10 PMLargest Ham: SUPERFIREKIRBY, BLACKDRAGONSLAYER, KEFKATICFANATIC, CLANKERTHIRTYSEVEN
Spoiler
(https://www.ninsheetmusic.org/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ffc04.deviantart.net%2Ffs71%2Fi%2F2013%2F342%2F5%2Fa%2Foh_boy__ham__by_robot_and_alien_dude-d6x770n.jpg&hash=6daba7079316f02818cf5623f14d5486f8f37567)
OH BOY HAAAAAAM
Quote from: Yugi on February 03, 2014, 10:47:51 PMOkay who nominated me as most scariest?
i'll go to their house at night and break into their room then ill wake them up and put them against the wall, then ill slap them 20 million times while breakign their neck, ill then crucify their body and cut the head off
Stop it Yugi you're just scaring me more.
who nominated me for nicest and friendliest
F*** you.
obviously someone thought it was funny to put a "man" after my name in so many categories.
rude.
Oh my, I'm quite flattered by all my nominations. You guys are too sweet.
I didn't nominate you though.
I nominated Maestro for everything pretty sure
i didnt even nominate anyone whoops
Do I send it to Maestro?
Yup!
ham...??
I don't even like ham D;
dafuq be wrong with you
There are just so many better ways to have pork tho
For whatever reason ham just tastes nothing like any of the pork I like, and I like a lot of innnnnteresting different parts of pork :P
Quote from: KefkaticFanatic on February 04, 2014, 09:32:22 PMThere are just so many better ways to have pork tho
For whatever reason ham just tastes nothing like any of the pork I like, and I like a lot of innnnnteresting different parts of pork :P
Bacon-wrapped ham. 'nuff said! 8)
Yeaaa ok you got me there
Me, most American?? Well, ok then..
Also, next year, we need a "Classiest" category!
I'd like to know why I was nominated for "best arranger"
Most Scariest as well but more importantly best arranger.
It's a mystery
Quote from: K-NiGhT on February 06, 2014, 09:22:43 AMfixed for quote accuracy ;O
I think I might love you.
In a brotherly, secret reference way.
Alright, I'm calling the nominations! Now's the time to vote for those nominated.
I'll give you all until next Wednesday the 12th-ish to send in your votes. I'm aiming to present the awards on Sunday the 16th, but I'd like a few presenters to help me with the ceremony. If you would like to present a few awards, or think somebody should, just send me a PM, preferably a separate one from your votes.
Quote from: MaestroUGC on January 26, 2014, 09:31:10 PMSexiest: Bubbles
nsm you need to get your heads on straight how the hell am i sexy in any way
Some people like tall women.
Quote from: Bubbles on February 06, 2014, 02:48:43 PMnsm you need to get your heads on straight how the hell am i sexy in any way
lol
why is fingerz and I under 'best couple' twice?? XD
AND GOSH DAT IS SO EMBARRASSING XDDD
ohh! never knew i was nominated under these categories! D: I feel so embarrassed yet loved! :3
Quote from: Pit0010 on February 06, 2014, 10:32:03 PMwhy is fingerz and I under 'best couple' twice?? XD
AND GOSH DAT IS SO EMBARRASSING XDDD
ohh! never knew i was nominated under these categories! D: I feel so embarrassed yet loved! :3
Someone nominated you for calmest too o.O
Kman + shadowkirby for best couple
Quote from: NocturneOfShadow on February 07, 2014, 08:01:31 AMSomeone nominated you for calmest too o.O
yeah i know! Dat's very weird...xD
Who thinks are the calmest?! xDDD
Quote from: MaestroUGC on January 26, 2014, 09:31:10 PMHardest TWGer To Read: Mashi,
I wonder who's going to win this category...
But you can't read mashi D:
I stumbled upon this topic by chance and look to see if I was nominated for anything. And sure enough, my name's in two categories...
...lol.
Keep the votes rolling in people. Soon we'll all see how much better of a being I am than all of you as evidenced by popular vote and decree.
And ballot-stuffing?
Everyone, make sure you punch holes all the way through your ballots. We don't want any hanging chads.
Quote from: NocturneOfShadow on February 07, 2014, 04:59:48 PMBut you can't read mashi D:
i would respond to you with a witty comeback but i dont understand what youre saying and im actually not typing with comprehension for all you know, im just typing random letters on the keyboard and they just happen to form coherent words onto this laptop screen
im one of those monkeys typing the gettysburg address
fourscore and seven ears ago
shoot better start over
Ok, I'm going to end the votes now. I'll get them all tallied up and start presenting the winners this Sunday.
Get hyped.
This is still happening today yes?
GIVE SUPERLATIVES
Patience, young ones.
Going to start posting the results in a bit. I'll be doing a few at a time for the entire night. I'll also be in the TinyChat for happy fun times incase you want to mock the winners with me.
And welcome to the Second Annual NSM Awards! I'm your host, Maestro.
I'm going to keep things brief. Not because of time constraints, but because I don't like to focus on things that aren't about me.
Opening Speech: The year 2013 happened.
And here are our first awards, which I have dubbed the
Yearbook Awards:
Most Positive:
Who is the one person who you just cannot get down? - mariolegofan!
This guy burst onto the forums some time ago and has since burst into our hearts with his unique brand of cheeriness and can-do attitude.
I think he's faking it.
Friendliest:
Our first award is tie between SlowPokemon and Ruto!
Yes, the two friendliest people on the entire site. I cannot think of a more apt duo than these two.
Well, I can, but I didn't vote, so there you go.
Nicest:
The award goes to - Mashi!
Mashi is a cool dude, and always has something nice to say about anything and anyone he talks to. I once remember a time when he talked a guy down from a ledge by complimenting his climbing skills for getting up there in the first place.
What? That didn't happen?
Strongest:
As if there was any other - JaMaHA!
It really must take some serious muscle to wield that BanHammertm with such zeal and confidence. And he served some time in the armed forces too? Ladies if you aren't swooning for this hunk of a man, you better start.
I'd swoon but I prefer my men to be more technically inclined rather than a blob of strength.
Smartest:
And who among us has the biggest brain? - Ruto!
Ruto is sooper smert and has big brain to. She knows how to science and fact check and all sorts of other smart stuff things she do.
I, on the other hand, am only a humble musician who knows how to Google, which isn't sciencing.
Best Eyes:
And who has all of us gazing into their eyes and getting lost in their vast wonder?
Espurr?
Who the f*** is that?
Scariest:
The scariest person on NSM is Kefkaticfanatic.
Don't tell him I said that.
And last but not least -
Most Talented:
Who's the most talented person of all?
It's me, Maestro!
I'd like to thank the Academy and my Peers for giving me this illustrious honor and all I have to say is this:
"I'm glad you all could be here to bask in my greatness. Man, what I would do the be in your place so I can watch my self be the most talented person of time in person. But alas, I cannot. So I must be content with my talent and be comforted in the fact that my talent is of such a high caliber that all others who would so wish to reach it must first find some way to ascend their plane of existence to even reach two levels below my own greatness.
Thank you."
Stay tuned for more stuff.
And now for the NSM Glamour Awards:
Cutest:
Waddle Bro and Bubbles!
There must be something inherently cute about double consonants, that's the only reason why I can think of as to why I didn't even get nominated for this award.
For shame, NSM. For shame.
Prettiest:
And the prettiest person around is - Nebbles!
If you asked me who I thought was the prettiest person on this site, I'd say me. Of course that goes without saying, so I guess Nebbles is a good second according to the voting public.
Sexiest:
And the one person who sends all our pants a quiver and makes our naughty bits tingle with anticipation of their hawt-ness?
MM, Nebbles, Bubbles, Slow and SuperFireKirby
Man, that is one super-sexy orgy right there. The only thing it's missing is me, but then that would be a crime against humanity.
Why? Because it's a crime to have such sexy times with an acknowledged celebritypending and show people how wrong they've been doing it for millions of years.
Most Dateable:
This is the person whom you'll will drop everything in an instant for chance to buy them dinner.
Jub3r7!
Personally I think I'm more dateable, but people keep telling me I'm "aloof" and "unapproachable".
It's not my fault you aren't good enough to ask me out.
Best to Bring Home to Mom and Dad:
And the future Mr./Mrs. NSM is - SuperFireKirby
And I must say, Mom, he is quite the catch. A gentleman and a scholar, too!
Plus I hear he's got a massive [censored].
And finally:
Best Couple:
Which two (or more) lovebirds just make you go "aww"?
Fingerz + Pit0010, Kman + Shadowkirby
Talk about some matches mined, refined, and produced into a fine commercial product in heaven. Imagine if they want on a double date?
Imagine if I went with them? What? I'll have you know I'm a great mood setter for the sexy times.
Even more still to come:
*clap clap clap*
So talented!
Also, just a suggestion, but I would personally recommend underlining or italicizing the names of the winners.
Too much effort.
I only focus on my awards.
Where am I ;_;
Holding out until the TWG awards. I ROCKED that game man!
Cute and sexy? I didn't know that was possible :P
I'll take my award and leave quickly before you realize you counted the votes wrong but seriously thanks guys
Prettiest and sexiest? Damn, I'm touched. You guys are the best.
Maestro, your comments really are the best.
The next group of Awards I like the refer to as the
NSM Technical Awards of Greatness
In honor of those who make this site run as smoothly as it does.
Interpret that as you will.
Best Sheet Reviewer:
This is a job that deserves a lot of praise, so let us heap a some bolded text on them like a medal of honor.
Olimar12345!
This man is probably single handedly responsible for the largest and fastest improvement of quality on the site in a long time. It's too bad he vanished before he could accept the award.
So I'll take it on his behalf.
Best Moderator:
Moderators are important in a forum because they keep us in line and make sure everybody has a good time.
Usually.
Bubbles - for keeping or forums, and our hearts, clean and organized.
Well, our forums anyway.
Best Updater:
These are the folks who work behind the scenes and make sure NSM stays afloat amidst a sea of cat pictures and [censored].
And the best of the bunch? JaMaHa
Our lord and master.
Please don't ban me.
Best Arranger:
Arrangements are the life blood of NSM, and the arrangers stand in a class all their own. Mainly because they're the reason this site even exists.
And the one of those who people agree is the tops? DekuTrombonist
Personally I think I should've one this one, but "I don't submit to the site" and that disqualifies me.
I think you just wanted a level playing field.
Here's another batch of
Yearbook Awards:
Cruelest:
This is the one who you never want to catch on a bda day. Or a good day. Or even at night.
Slowpokemon
Don't hurt me, lest you incur my own wrath.
Biggest Fanboy:
This guy loves things almost as much as I love Beethoven.
Which is a lot.
I'm talking full on [oh dear god why would you even do that] right in the butt.
Blueflower
That thing you like is the best thing!
Most Depressing:
Sometimes I wonder why I even bother.
MasterProx, Slow
Such a downer, man...
Calmest:
There is a certain kind of patience that goes on to be able to put up with all of the nonsense that goes on here.
Mashi
I wish you peace and many moons of tranquility.
Most Ridiculous:
I consider myself a no nonsense guy some I'm just going to present this award and move on.
SuperFireKirby
Best Vocabulary:
Person talks good, gets award.
Mashi
Word.
Only on a website this fucking brilliant would I be named both "friendliest" and "cruelest."
At least I deserved the award I got XD
Quote from: blueflower999 on February 16, 2014, 07:05:48 PMAt least I deserved the award I got XD
Hardcore Pikmin fan right? :)
Hardcore everything Nintendo fan pretty much
NSM is on the internet, which means it can be found by people all over the world.
Except China.
The Nationality Awards:
Most European:
Ah, Europe. The cradle of Western Civilization. Paris, Berlin, Rome, Vienna, London.
Pest.
JaMaHa
How are things in Poland?
Most Australian:
An oversized island, if you ask me.
Yugi
Go fry some shrimp owith a Barbie, you Aussie b******.
Most Canadian:
You mean North North America, right?
Roz~
Oh! You mean Alaska!
Most American:
What do you think of when you think of an American?
Wait don't answer that.
DrP, SuperFireKirby
Spend, eat, and be merry. The true American Way.
These next Award are for the Roleplaying Community here on NSM.
TWG Awards:
I haven't played TWG in quite some time so I'm going to be quick about these.
Best TWG:
Mashi
Easily the best TWG I've played. If you know what I mean...
Best Human TWGer:
Bird
A bird is the best Human in the game? Next you'll be telling me pigeons can fly!
Best Wolf TWGer:
vermilionvermin
Grr, he's a wolf. Grr.
Most Improved TWGer:
Nocturne of Shadow
You went from not-so-good, to not-so-bad. I guess.
Funnest TWGer:
Mashi
Woo! TWG! Yeah!
Most Manipulative TWGer:
Vermilionvermin
I assure you all that verm had, in no way, effected the voting process or the counting procedures.
Best Host:
Bird
Bird, Bird, he's our man! If he can't host it, then somebody else will probably step up to do it.
TWGer You Would Want On Your Side:
Verm
Maniuplation is great if it's in you favor.
Hardest TWGer To Read:
Mashi
It's as if I'm trying to read a book written in Latin while underwater and blind.
And I only know Portuguese.
Most Suspicious TWGer:
BDS
I don't like the way you just sit there and keep talking. And talking. And talking.
Most Inactive TWGer:
Shadowkirby
I'll say something about this later.
Most Unconventional TWGer:
fank
He's so unconventional that I'm not even going to talk about the award but about some fruit I had earlier.
Oh no, I'm getting 'Nam flashbacks....
No! Not the bagels! My bagels!!!
Most Likely To Dances With Wolves:
Toby
I never saw that movie.
More stuff is coming, still later.
More Awards:
Only on NSM can you get away with this:
Fivolousest:
The man who Frivols more than Frivolity itself.
Mashi!
Umpteenth.
The Very Best, Like No One Ever Was:
I don't know the rest of the song.
Waddle Bro!
Um. Pokémon?
Most Skilled Gamer:
Records and other high claims are what sets this next guy apart from the rest.
Fingerz!
Well, that and being thousands of miles away from everyone else. (Geography joke!)
Best Avatar:
Hey, your picture is a thing of a thing!
TWG Link
Wait, you're not even a real person!
Best Signature:
You have words at the bottom of you other words that I enjoy looking at.
Waddle!
Or a picture, I don't know. I just keep scrolling.
LARGEST HAM:
THIS GUY IS LARGER THAN LIFE! OR AT LEAST SIGNIFICANTLY BIGGER THAN THE REST OF US!
KEFKATICFANATIC, CLANKERTHIRTYSEVEN
REJOICE AND BE MERRY!
Best BFF:
Who is the person that we turn to when we have something to share. Or something.
Blueflower, Dude
Makes sense, I wouldn't tell me anything. I'm a terrible gossip. Remember that time I told everyone about Slow's bedwetting problem?
Still more awards! Man, they just keep coming:
Most Improved:
Growth is an important thing.
Nocturne of Shadow!
Now keep growing and be less terrible!
Randomest:/Most Spontaneous:
I'm going to play Donkey Kong.
theblackgiantdoghead!
Remember Pez?
Most Changed:
You were once a thing and now you're a different thing.
Olimar, Blueflower
It's as if you are two different people now.
Most Likely to Succeed:
And when you do you'll give me lots of money, right?
Ruto!
Just make the checks out to cash.
Most Missed NSMer:
In memoriam:
Shadoninja, Bespinben
Rest in peace.
Most Fivolousestest:
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Godliest:
The very being who stands on top of all others.
God, Maestro
I mean, it's only natural that I'm seated in the same plane as the Almighty. I'm just living up to my full potential.
And lastly, but not leastly:
The Maestro Awards for Artistic Achievement:
Best Artist:
Be it pen, pencil, or some other third thing, you sure know how to art.
Nebbles!
Also, thanks for painting my ceiling the other day. It still drips, though.
Best Storyteller:
Once upon a time there was a person who told stories.
His name was K-Night
The end.
Best LPer:
Let's Plays are really the highest form of entertainment, these days.
And the winner is Maestro!
I'm the best pilot since Gandhi.
Best Reviewer of Stuff:
Who can describe things and talk about things and explain things to people best?
Maestro!
10/R
Best Composer:
[insert music cue here]
Maestro!
Hold on, I'm turning these awards into an Opera.
And finally the moment you've all been waiting for!
Most Likely To Win Most "NSM Superlatives":
Nominated: Maestro!
Actual Winner: Maestro
I win. I am the best.
No, none of you can prove otherwise.
And that's it for the speed round editions of the Second Annual NSM Superlatives!
Bye.
Maestro is like the Billy Crystal of the NSM Superlatives. He's a green monster with one eye.
No, just kidding. He's the best. THE BEST.
Quote from: BlackDragonSlayer on February 16, 2014, 07:49:51 PMMaestro is like the Billy Crystal of the NSM Superlatives. He's a green monster with one eye.
No, just kidding. He's the best. THE BEST.
I really, really, desperately want this to be funny but it just isn't
Hahha awesome stuff there! XD
WHY...WHY WAS I AWARDED FOR BEST COUPLE WITH FINGERZ!!!! :<
(bluusssh) WHAT IS DIS..... *walks to a corner, hands on my face* so embarrassing~~~~ ^o^
Does this mean I should give up on my plans of moving to Europe??
And NSM actually works in China
(I had to check back at my old posts from when I was in China)
Shit.
I won one.
I was reeeeally hoping I'd get best avatar :/
Quote from: MaestroUGC on February 16, 2014, 04:16:23 PMMost Positive:
Who is the one person who you just cannot get down? - mariolegofan!
This guy burst onto the forums some time ago and has since burst into our hearts with his unique brand of cheeriness and can-do attitude.
I think he's faking it.
Trust me!
Im not faking :) I have learned many times that it helps the morale of others to have a positive attitude :)
I might not be the brightest, but I do have a positive attitude :)
He was just kidding about the faking part! We all know you're actually positive.
Lol even I could tell right away you were positive. xD
<3 you guys
Well...
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Thanks for the best storyteller award everybody! I promise to live up to it and make my stuff even better in the future!
Last night it was pointed out to me that I didn't vote myself for sexiest.
...
who did
Guess.
Added all the winners to the first post in a spoiler tag.
Your welcome.
Pretty sure you forgot to copy and paste one post (or more) of awards.
Either that, or I was crazy and didn't actually win one.
oh sure, so you guys'll vote for me for best to bring home to mom and dad, but you won't actually let me into your houses so I can eat all your food.
fuckin' dickkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
Quote from: MaestroUGC on February 16, 2014, 05:26:22 PMAnd finally:
Best Couple:
Which two (or more) lovebirds just make you go "aww"?
Fingerz + Pit0010, Kman + Shadowkirby
Talk about some matches mined, refined, and produced into a fine commercial product in heaven. Imagine if they want on a double date?
Imagine if I went with them? What? I'll have you know I'm a great mood setter for the sexy times.
AHAHAHAHA! Well, I'm off to get my wedding suit! We'll send you a picture when it's all done, eh? Or, better yet, YOU'RE ALL INVITED!! Of course, you've gotta pay for your own airfare expenses... XD
I feel privileged to be considered a hardcore gamer. Then again, I suppose I should be considered the shittest at using the Wii controllers... Slow can second that. XDD
I feel like all of Blue's are really well deserved.
Quote from: fingerz on February 20, 2014, 05:19:51 PMAHAHAHAHA! Well, I'm off to get my wedding suit! We'll send you a picture when it's all done, eh? Or, better yet, YOU'RE ALL INVITED!! Of course, you've gotta pay for your own airfare expenses... XD
I feel privileged to be considered a hardcore gamer. Then again, I suppose I should be considered the shittest at using the Wii controllers... Slow can second that. XDD
Don't get ye hopes high there boy~ XD
Good point. We need to meet again first. :P
Very cheeky joey~ so very cheeky xD
For the next superlatives, we need to do shipping names for the couples
Like Dude + Mashi would be "Dushi"
or Slowpokemon + Blueflower999 would be "SlowPlower999"
y/y
Quote from: Dude on May 28, 2014, 07:03:45 PMFor the next superlatives, we need to do shipping names for the couples
Like Dude + Mashi would be "Dushi"
or Slowpokemon + Blueflower999 would be "SlowPlower999"
y/y
Oh my god yes
10/10
Love it! :DDD
Quote from: Dude on May 28, 2014, 07:03:45 PMor Slowpokemon + Blueflower999 would be "SlowPlower999"
11/10
SlowPokemon + Waddle Bro
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I'm confused on which one of us is the Slow Bro
edit derp you actually mean slowbro as the name
I thought you made a reference on how much I love his ass
A+++++++++ TO ALL OF THIS OH MY GOSH