So I figured a reboot of this game might be fun, and it just so happens that there are exactly enough characters in the new Super Smash Bros. roster to make a game of it! Enjoy.
RULES: Make a post in the thread, and the last two numbers of the post time (the seconds counter) determine who you'll be getting it on with tonight. ;)
00: Mario
01: Luigi
02: Peach
03: Bowser
04: Yoshi
05: Rosalina & Luma (does this count as a threesome?)
06: Bowser Jr.
07: Larry
08: Roy
09: Wendy
10: Iggy
11: Morton
12: Lemmy
13: Ludwig
14: Wario
15: Mr. Game & Watch (not quite sure how this one would work...)
16: Donkey Kong
17: Diddy Kong
18: Link
19: Zelda
20: Sheik
21: Ganondorf
22: Toon Link
23: Samus (power suit) (good luck brah :o)
24: Zero Suit Samus (good luck brah ;))
25: Pit
26: Palutena
27: Marth
28: Ike
29: Robin (male)
30: Robin (female)
31: Kirby
32: King Dedede
33: Meta Knight
34: Little Mac (just make sure he doesn't get in the air)
35: Fox
36: Falco
37: Pikachu
38: Charizard
39: Lucario (any furries on board?)
40: Jigglypuff
41: Greninja
42: Duck Hunt (oh god)
43: R.O.B.
44: Ness
45: Captain Falcon (falcon BANG)
46: Villager (male)
47: Villager (female)
48: Olimar
49: Alph
50: Wii Fit Trainer (female) (mmm)
51: Wii Fit Trainer (male) (mmm)
52: Dr. Mario
53: Dark Pit
54: Lucina
55: Shulk
56: Pac-Man
57: Mega Man
58: Sonic
59: Mii (I suppose depending on the Mii this could be a wish fulfillment huh)
Post.
Damn, I was one away from Zero Suit Samus AND Palutena...
This game looks a little wierder than the last one.
Post
Once more before I go.
Better! A woman, at least! xD
wynaut
ugh... Wendy....
yay!
edit: or nah
I love this game. :P
Edit: Yay, a MALE Villager all to myself... XD
Yo
Edit: Well that's boring.
I don't think sex with Luigi could possibly be boring though I'd probably be laughing my ass off the whole time at the noises
let's see who i get
edit: wii fit trainer (female)
uh
And go.
Hehehe. Mega Man indeed.
redo
Male wii fit trainer.
And I thought wendy was bad...
Yo at least male wii fit trainer is attractive and human XD even if no homo
AHHHHHHH
EDIT: FUCK, I got Lucario. Not a furry.
Knowing my luck...
Lucario? Not bad.
i swear to god my biggest concern about posting this was that someone would get lucario and that would be weird but i was like "nah it's a one in sixty chance" well congratulations congratufuckinglations i cannot believe this i don't even care about the contrasting reactions here two people in the first 24 hours i'm done literally the only way this could get worse is if this post gets lucario
Hey, what's all the noise about?
Hey hey, Yoshi. I always enjoy the company of people with a... skilled tongue.
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Post #69. Let's see...
...and it's another Pokémon. Figures.
lets try for a foursome
Meh
Marth... I'm OK with this.
...last time didn't go so well. here's hoping!
EDIT: oh...how would that work?
AGAIN!
EDIT: Wehehe...Kirby :3
Because why not.
Robo-sex huh
Lets see how this one goes...
DK eww... lol.
let's see
edit: sheik... uh, okay.
Nebbles the male characters outnumber the females and yet everyone keeps getting their own gender XD
it's a conspiracy I swear
edit: diddy kong GOD NO WHY
Let's try again.
Diddy Kong Aghhhhhhhh
Again. It can't get that much worse
it just did.
Quote from: SlowPokemon on October 15, 2014, 02:30:03 PMI don't think sex with Luigi could possibly be boring though I'd probably be laughing my ass off the whole time at the noises
...
That made my day
EDIT: Maestro, you were right. Such talents do have enjoyable benefits.
Quote from: SlowPokemon on October 16, 2014, 07:11:54 PMNebbles the male characters outnumber the females and yet everyone keeps getting their own gender XD
What's kirby's gender?
Edit: I got Peach
Kirby is male.
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Kirby is an all consuming void of loneliness and despair. He knows nothing of what it means to love someone for the person they are. All he sees is something for him to devour with his incredibly spacious mouth of eternal darkness. Don't get involved with that monster who stole my hea-KIRBY HOW COULD YOU!?!?!?
Little Mac, huh? Well I least I know he can go the distance.
I haven't even gotten this game yet but that's not going to stop me
edit: okay 8)
edit again: wait how old even is pit im rethinking this
this game was not well planned
the exactly perfect number of characters masks pedophilia and bestiality
what have I done
you made a forum game slow
that's what you did
lets go for the foursome again as well
eh i haven't been having the best luck here but ok
edit: god. damn it.
Please please please?
EDIT: WHAT IS THIS
let's see who i get this time
edit: king dedede CAN I AT LEAST GET A HUMAN CHARACTER
Post!
Edit: alright, at least we're moving back to human characters! Progress! Now we just have to get the opposite gender...
Quote from: Olimar12345 on October 18, 2014, 07:34:23 AMPost!
Oh you lucky
darn I was hoping I would also get 23, or maybe 24.
Quote from: Olimar12345 on October 18, 2014, 07:34:23 AMPost!
Edit: alright, at least we're moving back to human characters! Progress! Now we just have to get the opposite gender...
Didn't you get Samus though? ???
Quote from: blueflower999 on October 18, 2014, 08:27:16 AMDidn't you get Samus though? ???
Oh hot damn I was reading the minutes and thought I got little Mac! Now if we could only do something about that power suit...
Edit: aaaaaand back to DK *sigh* >~<
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wait fuck I'm pretty sure this is pedophilia
okAY THIS GAME WAS A BAD IDEA I GET IT
You say as you get the wii fit trainer.
I'll trade you my next male character :/
Edit: hahahahahaha oh god, this is wrong gender, pedophilia, AND bestiality. Seriously slow, if you want to take me up on that trade...
One last try. It can't get much worse, can it?
ugggggggggggggg roy
should i even try again
edit: I feel like this game is trying to set me up with Pit
this game i can't even
EDIT: DK AGAIN ARE YOU KIDDING ME I KNOW I GOT THAT T-SHIRT OF HIM FROM THE NINTENDO WORLD STORE BUT COME ON
Everyone seems to be having bad luck. Hoping for something good now.
EDIT: Meh. At least it's human now.
Quote from: FierceDeity on October 20, 2014, 08:09:06 PMthis is wrong gender, pedophilia, AND bestiality
i inadvertently made the worst game in the history of nsm let me die
Quote from: SlowPokemon on October 20, 2014, 10:54:47 PMi inadvertently made the worst game in the history of nsm let me die
You sure did
Has anyone even gotten Zero Suit Samus yet
I HAVE.
EDIT: FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK I WAS ONE OFF I WAS SO CLOSE GODDAMMIT PIT
hey pit's MY boy man
edit: why do I attract preadolescent boys
If I get DK again I'll probably just end my life.
Edit: it's not DK at least
One more......
crap i thought it said 24
Mehhh
:(
:P
ONE SECOND ARE YOU KIDDING ME
Post.
Edit: Freaking. Dang it.
Try, try again.
will I ever get anything good?
OK WHATEVER
I GOT THE SAME EXACT THING I GOT LAST TIME ARE YOU SERIOUS
Hoping for somethin' good before going to sleep...
EDIT:
(https://www.ninsheetmusic.org/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg2.wikia.nocookie.net%2F__cb20081113031714%2Fkirby%2Fen%2Fimages%2F3%2F37%2FSleep.png&hash=59536a824251bb61bd7ce1432cf1bb9c8b12c9fe)
lets go for mac baby
Hm well let's see
EDIT: Lucina? Well at least it's a human.
again
amnd again
and again
HA I JUST GOT ZERO SUIT SAMUS FUCK YOU LOSERS
after trying 4 times in less than a minute gg nerd
edit: aww yeh gimme dat cake
try again
Nope.
Possibly futile attempt #900
Where's Wolf? Did u take him out because there's already a Wolf here?
I only have the roster of the new Super Smash Bros. for Nintendo 3DS and Wii U. Although I guess with Mewtwo's announcement it's not even complete anymore.
Oh. And can U tell me more about Mewtwo?
He's a great Pokemon for one thing
It's purple
OK...FINALLY... my time to try and get Pit or Dark Pit...HERE WE GO...
Edit:
DAMNNIT! 2 SECONDS OFF DARK PIT
...
at least I got...Wii fit trainer...male...not female...ha...
oh god...If I had to sleep with this dude...I would probs get supah tried after 10 secs coz I'm not that fit xD
I like how the distinction between Samus and zero suit implies that they'll all keep their clothes/outfits on during the act
Edit: at least he'll make me breakfast afterwards
I really, REALLY shouldn't be doing this...
OH ARE YOU KIDDING ME
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...Charizard...
okay so this game needs to burn
Now now, it's not all bad.
Alright, Captain Falcon. I think I know exactly how to utilize his Falcon thrust
Okay, let's hope I get lucky THIS time...
Oh great. Better than a lizard, I guess.
can I get something good
okay dk is fine too i guess.
i too, would also care for something good
ok den
^The last two made me smile. :]
EDIT: Uh, how would this even work?
C'mon now; not a kid, not an animal, not a dude. I can do this. Aaaaand
Woooooooo
hahaha bet you're all jealous of me for getting the only good option B)
...Why shall I even post...
Edit: And I shall cry in the corner when a tornado picks me up
I'm beginning to think this thread was a bad idea
What are you talking about, I'm having a great time!
Alright Yoshi, Round 2!
I always love a reptile that knows how to be ridden.
You know, I don't suppose things could get much worse from here...
I TAKE IT BACK I TAKE IT BACK I TAKE IT BACK
Hahahaha how is that worse than Larry or Lucario?
OH COME ON I WAS 1 AWAY DAMNIT
Quote from: SlowPokemon on November 04, 2014, 04:10:12 PMokay so this game needs to burn
edit op -> paint the text blue -> ctrl+x
Quote from: FierceDeity on November 06, 2014, 04:21:25 AMOH COME ON I WAS 1 AWAY DAMNIT
pretty much how I felt
....... *sigh*
Quote from: Waddle Bro on November 06, 2014, 11:36:14 AMedit op -> paint the text blue -> ctrl+x
But this implies he should keep open the option of re-pasting it
Actually though, why do I keep getting mr. game and watch
I CAN NEVER TELL IF HE'S FINISHED
HE HAS NO FACIAL FEATURES
Le post
ohhh...a very nice ;)
post
EDIT: at least he is a Dr.
Bump
You got ganondorf, haha!
FalmerKiller88 jinxed it >:(
Lol now you got diddy kong
Maybe one last time?
Kirby haha! Basically this one is impossible to get a good one. You should try ruto's.