Title: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: blueflower999 on November 30, 2014, 07:17:27 PM
Post by: blueflower999 on November 30, 2014, 07:17:27 PM
Nominations and Rules have been moved to here (http://forum.ninsheetmusic.org/index.php?topic=6551.msg271446#msg271446) to save space.
Awards can be seen here (http://forum.ninsheetmusic.org/index.php?topic=6551.msg271448#msg271448) and here (http://forum.ninsheetmusic.org/index.php?topic=6551.msg271449#msg271449) because it won't all fit within the character limit of this first post.
Awards can be seen here (http://forum.ninsheetmusic.org/index.php?topic=6551.msg271448#msg271448) and here (http://forum.ninsheetmusic.org/index.php?topic=6551.msg271449#msg271449) because it won't all fit within the character limit of this first post.
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: FireArrow on November 30, 2014, 08:03:05 PM
Post by: FireArrow on November 30, 2014, 08:03:05 PM
I nominate best ping pong player for best category.
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: mikey on November 30, 2014, 08:11:19 PM
Post by: mikey on November 30, 2014, 08:11:19 PM
so I'm just gonna post here so that it shows up when I'm looking at new replies
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: Maelstrom on November 30, 2014, 08:26:26 PM
Post by: Maelstrom on November 30, 2014, 08:26:26 PM
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: Winter on November 30, 2014, 08:41:09 PM
Post by: Winter on November 30, 2014, 08:41:09 PM
So does everybody have to post pictures of their eyes and hair now
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: K-NiGhT on November 30, 2014, 08:42:48 PM
Post by: K-NiGhT on November 30, 2014, 08:42:48 PM
Can we just save some time and copypaste last year's results on the old topics lol
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: Winter on November 30, 2014, 08:45:21 PM
Post by: Winter on November 30, 2014, 08:45:21 PM
That's no fun
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: Winter on November 30, 2014, 08:51:26 PM
Post by: Winter on November 30, 2014, 08:51:26 PM
I nominate shadoninja, myself, and universe-x for Most Missed NSM Member
Roz~ for Most Canadian (Only canadian I can think of off the top of my head xD)
DekuTrombonist for best Sheet Reviewer
Me for The Strongest and Best Moderator (hehe)
Nebbles for Best Artist
DekuTrombonist for Most Australian
Maestro and Mashi for Best Vocabulary
King Sammer for Most ??? ??? ???
Roz~ for Most Canadian (Only canadian I can think of off the top of my head xD)
DekuTrombonist for best Sheet Reviewer
Me for The Strongest and Best Moderator (hehe)
Nebbles for Best Artist
DekuTrombonist for Most Australian
Maestro and Mashi for Best Vocabulary
King Sammer for Most ??? ??? ???
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: Mashi on November 30, 2014, 08:52:10 PM
Post by: Mashi on November 30, 2014, 08:52:10 PM
to think that something i began as a complete joke has now begun its third year going
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: Winter on November 30, 2014, 08:54:41 PM
Post by: Winter on November 30, 2014, 08:54:41 PM
By the way everybody can put a custom title on themselves on the forum right where mine says "Seasonal Updater" (get it?)
Perhaps after we win a superlative we can add it in ourselves! Not that we couldn't beforehand... but it could be fun
Perhaps after we win a superlative we can add it in ourselves! Not that we couldn't beforehand... but it could be fun
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: Waddle Bro on November 30, 2014, 09:26:25 PM
Post by: Waddle Bro on November 30, 2014, 09:26:25 PM
Only the staff can put custom titles tho :(
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: Yugi on November 30, 2014, 09:45:57 PM
Post by: Yugi on November 30, 2014, 09:45:57 PM
Can my title be "Enriched Neptunian Hipster"?
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: Winter on November 30, 2014, 10:58:37 PM
Post by: Winter on November 30, 2014, 10:58:37 PM
Quote from: Waddle Bro on November 30, 2014, 09:26:25 PMOnly the staff can put custom titles tho :(
Did not know that. :(
I feel bad now
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: Yugi on November 30, 2014, 11:02:18 PM
Post by: Yugi on November 30, 2014, 11:02:18 PM
Can't you edit the titles of other people?
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: Winter on November 30, 2014, 11:14:29 PM
Post by: Winter on November 30, 2014, 11:14:29 PM
Not me. However I will poke Jamaha or Deku to see if they do have that power, and if so, MAYBE at the end of this game we could do something like that.
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: Sebastian on December 01, 2014, 08:08:38 AM
Post by: Sebastian on December 01, 2014, 08:08:38 AM
Quote from: Winter on November 30, 2014, 11:14:29 PMNot me. However I will poke Jamaha or Deku to see if they do have that power, and if so, MAYBE at the end of this game we could do something like that.that'd be awesome :)
Sign me up for something :)
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: K-NiGhT on December 01, 2014, 08:11:10 AM
Post by: K-NiGhT on December 01, 2014, 08:11:10 AM
Quote from: Winter on November 30, 2014, 11:14:29 PMNot me. However I will poke Jamaha or Deku to see if they do have that power, and if so, MAYBE at the end of this game we could do something like that.A lot of forums have this feature for all members once they hit a certain number of posts, I think. Maybe we could do that for people that are Nintendo Nocturne+?
Edit: by Nintendo Nocturne+ i mean like twice the amount of posts needed to reach said rank
Quote from: mariolegofan on December 01, 2014, 08:08:38 AMthat'd be awesome :)that's not how superlatives work lol
Sign me up for something :)
the community nominates people for each category, then a vote happens, and then one winner is chosen at the end
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: Sebastian on December 01, 2014, 10:12:22 AM
Post by: Sebastian on December 01, 2014, 10:12:22 AM
Quote from: K-NiGhT on December 01, 2014, 08:11:10 AMthat's not how superlatives work lolI know haha
the community nominates people for each category, then a vote happens, and then one winner is chosen at the end
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: Bloop on December 01, 2014, 01:16:45 PM
Post by: Bloop on December 01, 2014, 01:16:45 PM
OOH SUPERLATIVES
OOH
OH
OHOHOHOHOH
:3
OOH
OH
OHOHOHOHOH
:3
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: blueflower999 on December 01, 2014, 01:32:02 PM
Post by: blueflower999 on December 01, 2014, 01:32:02 PM
New categories added via suggestions: Best Debater, Biggest Hipster, Most Fabulous.
And just for fun, I added a category for Best Host For Next Year's NSM Superlatives to see who you guys want to host the fourth one. Not that they would have any obligation whatsoever to do so, but I think the results would be interesting. Obviously myself, Mashi, and Maestro are excluded from this category.
And just for fun, I added a category for Best Host For Next Year's NSM Superlatives to see who you guys want to host the fourth one. Not that they would have any obligation whatsoever to do so, but I think the results would be interesting. Obviously myself, Mashi, and Maestro are excluded from this category.
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: mikey on December 01, 2014, 01:41:49 PM
Post by: mikey on December 01, 2014, 01:41:49 PM
Would anybody other than Fierce get nominated for best debater
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: Bloop on December 01, 2014, 01:44:28 PM
Post by: Bloop on December 01, 2014, 01:44:28 PM
What about King Sammer?
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: braix on December 01, 2014, 03:23:16 PM
Post by: braix on December 01, 2014, 03:23:16 PM
Quote from: Bloop on December 01, 2014, 01:44:28 PMWhat about King Sammer?yes
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: Sebastian on December 01, 2014, 03:32:37 PM
Post by: Sebastian on December 01, 2014, 03:32:37 PM
Yes! Fierce for best debater :)
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: Kman96 on December 01, 2014, 05:01:55 PM
Post by: Kman96 on December 01, 2014, 05:01:55 PM
Posting for notifications.
I'll actually nominate people for this, but I'll need some time to think it through.
I'll actually nominate people for this, but I'll need some time to think it through.
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: Yugi on December 01, 2014, 05:09:21 PM
Post by: Yugi on December 01, 2014, 05:09:21 PM
Don't you mean "enriched neptunian hipster"
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: Nebbles on December 01, 2014, 05:20:41 PM
Post by: Nebbles on December 01, 2014, 05:20:41 PM
I should actually nominate people this year :B
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: DrP on December 01, 2014, 05:30:43 PM
Post by: DrP on December 01, 2014, 05:30:43 PM
Yeah, I probably should nominate people this year too..
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: blueflower999 on December 01, 2014, 07:31:12 PM
Post by: blueflower999 on December 01, 2014, 07:31:12 PM
A friendly reminder that everyone is allowed to suggest up to two superlatives to add, and if I rejected one of your suggestions for whatever reason (you got a PM back from me if I did), then you're allowed to change it or try something else.
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: Sebastian on December 02, 2014, 08:54:36 AM
Post by: Sebastian on December 02, 2014, 08:54:36 AM
So how do you nominate people? Bear with me haha
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: Kman96 on December 02, 2014, 09:06:00 AM
Post by: Kman96 on December 02, 2014, 09:06:00 AM
Quote from: Mashi on November 30, 2014, 08:52:10 PMto think that something i began as a complete joke has now begun its third year goingMashi we love you.
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: Dude on December 02, 2014, 09:20:02 AM
Post by: Dude on December 02, 2014, 09:20:02 AM
Quote from: mariolegofan on December 02, 2014, 08:54:36 AMSo how do you nominate people? Bear with me hahayou
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: braix on December 02, 2014, 09:26:03 AM
Post by: braix on December 02, 2014, 09:26:03 AM
I request that Friendliest, Nicest, Scariest, etc. be changed to Most Friendliest, Most Nicest, Most Scariest, and so on.
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: DrP on December 02, 2014, 10:12:33 AM
Post by: DrP on December 02, 2014, 10:12:33 AM
Quote from: Dude on December 02, 2014, 09:20:02 AMyouWouldn't it be easier to set up a Google Form or Survey Monkey? With so many results, it would make the host's job easier to count everything (Just a suggestion).post it in the topicPM it silly!!!!!
Quote from: zoroark1264 on December 02, 2014, 09:26:03 AMI request that Friendliest, Nicest, Scariest, etc. be changed to Most Friendliest, Most Nicest, Most Scariest, and so on.They're already in the superlative. Most Friendliest is kinda... excessive.
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: SlowPokemon on December 02, 2014, 10:23:45 AM
Post by: SlowPokemon on December 02, 2014, 10:23:45 AM
You can either say "most friendly" or "friendliest." A combination of the two is redundant. Same goes for everything in the superlative.
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: FierceDeity on December 02, 2014, 10:37:42 AM
Post by: FierceDeity on December 02, 2014, 10:37:42 AM
See, I just thought he was being intentionally superfluous
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: blueflower999 on December 02, 2014, 01:40:25 PM
Post by: blueflower999 on December 02, 2014, 01:40:25 PM
Quote from: Yugi on December 01, 2014, 05:09:21 PMDon't you mean "enriched neptunian hipster"No, that's a tad excessive.
Quote from: mariolegofan on December 02, 2014, 08:54:36 AMSo how do you nominate people? Bear with me hahaYeah, do as Dude said and send me a PM after I close superlative suggestions, and you can nominate up to four people per category. Go read the first post in the thread if you're confused about anything!
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: Sebastian on December 02, 2014, 01:41:28 PM
Post by: Sebastian on December 02, 2014, 01:41:28 PM
Quote from: blueflower999 on December 02, 2014, 01:40:25 PMYeah, do as Dude said and send me a PM after I close superlative suggestions, and you can nominate up to four people per category. Go read the first post in the thread if you're confused about anything!Ok :)
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: MaestroUGC on December 02, 2014, 01:51:20 PM
Post by: MaestroUGC on December 02, 2014, 01:51:20 PM
Best Maestro
Best Maestro Impersonator
You're welcome.
Best Maestro Impersonator
You're welcome.
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: blueflower999 on December 02, 2014, 04:54:11 PM
Post by: blueflower999 on December 02, 2014, 04:54:11 PM
Eh, what the heck, I think we have enough categories. If you really want to send in more, you can, but I haven't gotten any new ones in quite a while and so I think I'll just continue.
Nominations are now open. Four per category at a maximum.
Nominations are now open. Four per category at a maximum.
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: Dude on December 02, 2014, 04:58:11 PM
Post by: Dude on December 02, 2014, 04:58:11 PM
Otso wants to know if you can match Mashi's 'hilariousity' once we get the results.
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: blueflower999 on December 02, 2014, 04:59:53 PM
Post by: blueflower999 on December 02, 2014, 04:59:53 PM
Not likely. I'm not as hilarious as Mashi. But I'll do my best!
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: Dude on December 02, 2014, 05:00:49 PM
Post by: Dude on December 02, 2014, 05:00:49 PM
I'll break the news to him. :(
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: BlackDragonSlayer on December 02, 2014, 06:52:38 PM
Post by: BlackDragonSlayer on December 02, 2014, 06:52:38 PM
Quote from: blueflower999 on December 02, 2014, 04:54:11 PMEh, what the heck, I think we have enough categories. If you really want to send in more, you can, but I haven't gotten any new ones in quite a while and so I think I'll just continue.
I'm surprised I haven't posted here yet.
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: braix on December 02, 2014, 08:26:50 PM
Post by: braix on December 02, 2014, 08:26:50 PM
Why not Most Bestest Moustache?
Oh, also, can you put in "Most Youngest Azn Kid"?
Oh, also, can you put in "Most Youngest Azn Kid"?
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: Dude on December 03, 2014, 03:27:07 AM
Post by: Dude on December 03, 2014, 03:27:07 AM
Oooooh that'd be a tough battle between you and Saria.
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: Mashi on December 03, 2014, 03:28:13 AM
Post by: Mashi on December 03, 2014, 03:28:13 AM
Regarding blueflower999's own suggestion about potential Hosts for next year's Superlatives; I think it's a fantastic idea. Having a different member as Host each year will greatly reflect on the ties in our community and our camaraderie together.
After a certain point, it would be wise to eliminate a few categories once they start becoming overbearing, but we should hopefully not run into that issue this time around. blueflower999's limiting suggested categories and nominations are a going mitigating factor too. You're doing quite well as Host.
Will likely send in nominations today or tomorrow.
After a certain point, it would be wise to eliminate a few categories once they start becoming overbearing, but we should hopefully not run into that issue this time around. blueflower999's limiting suggested categories and nominations are a going mitigating factor too. You're doing quite well as Host.
Will likely send in nominations today or tomorrow.
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: blueflower999 on December 03, 2014, 10:59:00 AM
Post by: blueflower999 on December 03, 2014, 10:59:00 AM
Thanks, Mashi! We're a bit short on nominations at the moment, so I encourage people who haven't yet to send them in!
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: DrP on December 03, 2014, 01:55:30 PM
Post by: DrP on December 03, 2014, 01:55:30 PM
I nominated!
(https://www.ninsheetmusic.org/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.aflcionc.org%2Fblog%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2013%2F10%2FI-voted-sticker-300x200.jpg&hash=4e0c246576773d2e46c8a289bce71e17a546f283)
(https://www.ninsheetmusic.org/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.aflcionc.org%2Fblog%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2013%2F10%2FI-voted-sticker-300x200.jpg&hash=4e0c246576773d2e46c8a289bce71e17a546f283)
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: Kman96 on December 03, 2014, 02:14:41 PM
Post by: Kman96 on December 03, 2014, 02:14:41 PM
Quote from: blueflower999 on December 03, 2014, 10:59:00 AMThanks, Mashi! We're a bit short on nominations at the moment, so I encourage people who haven't yet to send them in!I thought we were holding nominations all month? I'm not ready to nominate yet!
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: FierceDeity on December 03, 2014, 03:13:03 PM
Post by: FierceDeity on December 03, 2014, 03:13:03 PM
I also nominated.
Nah, I think the goal is to have all voting done by 2015, no?
Quote from: Kman96 on December 03, 2014, 02:14:41 PMI thought we were holding nominations all month? I'm not ready to nominate yet!
Nah, I think the goal is to have all voting done by 2015, no?
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: Winter on December 03, 2014, 03:54:15 PM
Post by: Winter on December 03, 2014, 03:54:15 PM
Do we PM for nominations or does my post work fine?
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: blueflower999 on December 03, 2014, 04:41:47 PM
Post by: blueflower999 on December 03, 2014, 04:41:47 PM
Thanks very much to the four people who nominated 45 minutes from each other after nothing all day. That was a very nice surprise, haha.
Quote from: Winter on December 03, 2014, 03:54:15 PMDo we PM for nominations or does my post work fine?Please PM me everything, it's easier because I can see everything in one place.
Quote from: FierceDeity on December 03, 2014, 03:13:03 PMNah, I think the goal is to have all voting done by 2015, no?This is correct.
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: MaestroUGC on December 03, 2014, 05:19:17 PM
Post by: MaestroUGC on December 03, 2014, 05:19:17 PM
Last time I tried to line it up with the award season, late January/February-ish.
Also, I nominate myself for everything. (I'll have alternatives later).
Also, I nominate myself for everything. (I'll have alternatives later).
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: FierceDeity on December 06, 2014, 07:01:43 PM
Post by: FierceDeity on December 06, 2014, 07:01:43 PM
Out of curiosity (I've already submitted my nominations so it doesn't really affect me), when does the nomination period end?
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: blueflower999 on December 06, 2014, 07:11:25 PM
Post by: blueflower999 on December 06, 2014, 07:11:25 PM
I'll let it go until Monday at the latest. If there are people who haven't nominated by that point, I might extend it.
In other news, almost no one has nominated for the TWG categories, so unless that changes, I might be forced to drop them due to lack of interest.
In other news, almost no one has nominated for the TWG categories, so unless that changes, I might be forced to drop them due to lack of interest.
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: MaestroUGC on December 06, 2014, 07:13:17 PM
Post by: MaestroUGC on December 06, 2014, 07:13:17 PM
Considering there hasn't been a game in a few months, I don't think they're going to be needed. There was also a huge lull in activity in the games this past year anyway, so I say it might be justified to drop them.
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: blueflower999 on December 06, 2014, 07:14:25 PM
Post by: blueflower999 on December 06, 2014, 07:14:25 PM
I don't really see an issue with dropping them either, but I'll wait to see if anyone objects before I do.
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: mikey on December 06, 2014, 07:16:25 PM
Post by: mikey on December 06, 2014, 07:16:25 PM
awww... but
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: Dude on December 06, 2014, 07:29:44 PM
Post by: Dude on December 06, 2014, 07:29:44 PM
But what
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: Maelstrom on December 06, 2014, 07:48:41 PM
Post by: Maelstrom on December 06, 2014, 07:48:41 PM
But I wanted most suspicious TWG player......
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: mikey on December 06, 2014, 08:00:49 PM
Post by: mikey on December 06, 2014, 08:00:49 PM
Quote from: maelstrom. on December 06, 2014, 07:48:41 PMBut I wanted most suspicious TWG player......this so much
like mael is the most wolfish player I've ever seen
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: Maelstrom on December 06, 2014, 08:02:31 PM
Post by: Maelstrom on December 06, 2014, 08:02:31 PM
Quote from: NocturneOfShadow on December 06, 2014, 08:00:49 PMthis so muchAnd I've never even ben a wolf
like mael is the most wolfish player I've ever seen
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: mikey on December 06, 2014, 08:06:27 PM
Post by: mikey on December 06, 2014, 08:06:27 PM
And I have a good chance to win most improved again :D
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: Mashi on December 07, 2014, 05:53:23 AM
Post by: Mashi on December 07, 2014, 05:53:23 AM
Would be fine with dropping TWG categories. Would have nominated Bird and verm verm for nearly all of them anyway.
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: Waddle Bro on December 07, 2014, 05:58:28 AM
Post by: Waddle Bro on December 07, 2014, 05:58:28 AM
Maybe have like at least a few? Best Game/Player/Host I guess
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: Bloop on December 07, 2014, 06:19:30 AM
Post by: Bloop on December 07, 2014, 06:19:30 AM
LATENOMINATIONSBLOOP COMING IN
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: blueflower999 on December 07, 2014, 10:36:17 AM
Post by: blueflower999 on December 07, 2014, 10:36:17 AM
So far every single nomination for "sexiest" has been male. NSM is officially 100% gay
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: MaestroUGC on December 07, 2014, 10:51:53 AM
Post by: MaestroUGC on December 07, 2014, 10:51:53 AM
Given that the male to female ration is something like 7:1 here, it's really not all that surprising.
I nominate Nebbles and Bubbles for Sexiest for posterity.
I nominate Nebbles and Bubbles for Sexiest for posterity.
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: mikey on December 07, 2014, 11:03:43 AM
Post by: mikey on December 07, 2014, 11:03:43 AM
I've hardly seen any pictures of any girls on here so can't really vote for someone if I don't know what they look like!
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: Maelstrom on December 07, 2014, 11:19:51 AM
Post by: Maelstrom on December 07, 2014, 11:19:51 AM
Quote from: NocturneOfShadow on December 07, 2014, 11:03:43 AMI've hardly seen any pictures of any girls on here so can't really vote for someone if I don't know what they look like!^this
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: SuperFireKirby on December 07, 2014, 12:01:37 PM
Post by: SuperFireKirby on December 07, 2014, 12:01:37 PM
The faces of Roz, ETF, and Nebbu are well documented, fools.
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: Nebbles on December 07, 2014, 12:02:53 PM
Post by: Nebbles on December 07, 2014, 12:02:53 PM
And we're all very lovely ladies as well.
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: SlowPokemon on December 07, 2014, 05:28:35 PM
Post by: SlowPokemon on December 07, 2014, 05:28:35 PM
Not as lovely as me 8)
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: mikey on December 07, 2014, 06:34:05 PM
Post by: mikey on December 07, 2014, 06:34:05 PM
*tries to be as confident as slow*
or me!
*fails*
or me!
*fails*
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: Jon on December 07, 2014, 07:03:54 PM
Post by: Jon on December 07, 2014, 07:03:54 PM
Quote from: NocturneOfShadow on December 06, 2014, 08:00:49 PMthis so much
like mael is the most wolfish player I've ever seen
Well you haven't played with me yet =D
Also it looks like I joined at the best time! Yay awards
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: blueflower999 on December 07, 2014, 07:38:27 PM
Post by: blueflower999 on December 07, 2014, 07:38:27 PM
I think every time a new person sends in nominations, I'll extend the deadline another day.
So as of now, nominations end tomorrow at 11:59 PM.
So as of now, nominations end tomorrow at 11:59 PM.
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: Bubbles on December 07, 2014, 09:27:36 PM
Post by: Bubbles on December 07, 2014, 09:27:36 PM
Quote from: NocturneOfShadow on December 07, 2014, 11:03:43 AMI've hardly seen any pictures of any girls on here so can't really vote for someone if I don't know what they look like!My face is highly selective and really only gets shown on a random weekend when I'm in a good mood
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: blueflower999 on December 08, 2014, 07:23:33 PM
Post by: blueflower999 on December 08, 2014, 07:23:33 PM
Nominations have Closed. Posting the results shortly.
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: FireArrow on December 08, 2014, 07:25:40 PM
Post by: FireArrow on December 08, 2014, 07:25:40 PM
eagerly awaits
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: MaestroUGC on December 08, 2014, 07:25:52 PM
Post by: MaestroUGC on December 08, 2014, 07:25:52 PM
Results already?
Where's the suspense?
Where's the suspense?
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: braix on December 08, 2014, 07:53:03 PM
Post by: braix on December 08, 2014, 07:53:03 PM
Yeah wait another week
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: blueflower999 on December 08, 2014, 07:54:04 PM
Post by: blueflower999 on December 08, 2014, 07:54:04 PM
nope they're up in the first post
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: Maelstrom on December 08, 2014, 08:02:19 PM
Post by: Maelstrom on December 08, 2014, 08:02:19 PM
QuoteMost Likely To Be A Closet Anime Fan: JompaWhat
Best to Bring Home to Mom and Dad: King Sammer
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: mikey on December 08, 2014, 08:05:11 PM
Post by: mikey on December 08, 2014, 08:05:11 PM
Hmm, most Datable. I'm not sure I can actually be graphed that easily
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: braix on December 08, 2014, 08:10:12 PM
Post by: braix on December 08, 2014, 08:10:12 PM
Quote from: blueflower999 on December 08, 2014, 07:54:04 PMnope they're up in the first postwhoops I didnt know
who nominated me for scariest
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: Sebastian on December 08, 2014, 08:23:17 PM
Post by: Sebastian on December 08, 2014, 08:23:17 PM
I agree with all!
Except whats this mean?
Except whats this mean?
Quote from: blueflower999 on November 30, 2014, 07:17:27 PMBest Not Best: PianoplayaPianoplaya didnt even talk...
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: BlackDragonSlayer on December 08, 2014, 08:25:49 PM
Post by: BlackDragonSlayer on December 08, 2014, 08:25:49 PM
Quote from: blueflower999 on November 30, 2014, 07:17:27 PMScariest: BDSEverybody on NSM is secretly a dragon confirmed.
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: braix on December 08, 2014, 08:29:15 PM
Post by: braix on December 08, 2014, 08:29:15 PM
I'm a dark type fox Pokémon though.
I aint no dragon
I aint no dragon
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: Yugi on December 08, 2014, 08:32:24 PM
Post by: Yugi on December 08, 2014, 08:32:24 PM
so if I win best mod candidate do I actually become TWC
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: Sebastian on December 08, 2014, 08:34:39 PM
Post by: Sebastian on December 08, 2014, 08:34:39 PM
Quote from: Yugi on December 08, 2014, 08:32:24 PMso if I win best mod candidate do I actually become TWCyou'd probably ban evereyone :P
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: Yugi on December 08, 2014, 08:38:31 PM
Post by: Yugi on December 08, 2014, 08:38:31 PM
but twc can't ban
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: Sebastian on December 08, 2014, 08:39:35 PM
Post by: Sebastian on December 08, 2014, 08:39:35 PM
Quote from: Yugi on December 08, 2014, 08:38:31 PMbut twc can't banhmm...ok then.
So, how do we decide who hosts this next year? I wouldnt mind hosting :)
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: MaestroUGC on December 08, 2014, 08:39:49 PM
Post by: MaestroUGC on December 08, 2014, 08:39:49 PM
You can delete all the threads in TWG. Scorched earth.
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: Yugi on December 08, 2014, 08:44:51 PM
Post by: Yugi on December 08, 2014, 08:44:51 PM
i can remove all low tier twgs from the earth, so that we don't have a tarnished reputation
finally
finally
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: MaestroUGC on December 08, 2014, 08:45:56 PM
Post by: MaestroUGC on December 08, 2014, 08:45:56 PM
Quote from: mariolegofan on December 08, 2014, 08:39:35 PMSo, how do we decide who hosts this next year? I wouldnt mind hosting :)That requires a level of wit only a few people here have ever achieved.
Quote from: Yugi on December 08, 2014, 08:44:51 PMi can remove all low tier twgs from the earth, so that we don't have a tarnished reputationSo all of my games will be archived at last.
finally
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: The Deku Trombonist on December 08, 2014, 08:51:28 PM
Post by: The Deku Trombonist on December 08, 2014, 08:51:28 PM
Wow, apparently Dr. P is more Australian than the Australians are.
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: DrP on December 08, 2014, 08:55:39 PM
Post by: DrP on December 08, 2014, 08:55:39 PM
Quote from: Deku Trombonist on December 08, 2014, 08:51:28 PMWow, apparently Dr. P is more Australian than the Australians are.Well, I guess I should go finish off my stockpile of vegemite.
and then drink lots of wine (for my European side)
and then scream at people because they don't know how to drive (for my American side)
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: Sebastian on December 08, 2014, 08:55:56 PM
Post by: Sebastian on December 08, 2014, 08:55:56 PM
Quote from: MaestroUGC on December 08, 2014, 08:45:56 PMThat requires a level of wit only a few people here have ever achieved.Maestro, you never seize to surprise me :)
So all of my games will be archived at last.
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: DrP on December 08, 2014, 08:56:39 PM
Post by: DrP on December 08, 2014, 08:56:39 PM
Quote from: mariolegofan on December 08, 2014, 08:55:56 PMMaestro, you never cease to surprise me :)*fixed
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: braix on December 08, 2014, 08:57:57 PM
Post by: braix on December 08, 2014, 08:57:57 PM
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: The Deku Trombonist on December 08, 2014, 09:05:22 PM
Post by: The Deku Trombonist on December 08, 2014, 09:05:22 PM
What about your Canadian side?
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: DrP on December 08, 2014, 09:07:07 PM
Post by: DrP on December 08, 2014, 09:07:07 PM
Ill then play some hockey
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: SlowPokemon on December 08, 2014, 10:27:52 PM
Post by: SlowPokemon on December 08, 2014, 10:27:52 PM
SLOW + NSM GUYS
ARE U TELLING ME TWO SEPARATE PEOPLE DECIDED TO NOMINATE ME AND ALL OTHER MALES ON THE FORUM FOR BEST COUPLE
ARE U TELLING ME TWO SEPARATE PEOPLE DECIDED TO NOMINATE ME AND ALL OTHER MALES ON THE FORUM FOR BEST COUPLE
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: Yugi on December 08, 2014, 10:35:31 PM
Post by: Yugi on December 08, 2014, 10:35:31 PM
also i'm legit confused on why I'm "biggest fanboy"
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: Kman96 on December 08, 2014, 11:26:07 PM
Post by: Kman96 on December 08, 2014, 11:26:07 PM
Aw. I've never been nominated for Best Eyes before. Thanks, guys :)
And of course, the almost necessary "cutest friends" nomination...however Shadowkirby hasn't spent very much time on the forum this year at all. I'm afraid that the newbies don't even know that we are friends IRL.
I wish I had more time to be active on the forum so that I could have been nominated for a few more things (JEEZ, SLOW). Ah, well. To each their own.
And of course, the almost necessary "cutest friends" nomination...however Shadowkirby hasn't spent very much time on the forum this year at all. I'm afraid that the newbies don't even know that we are friends IRL.
I wish I had more time to be active on the forum so that I could have been nominated for a few more things (JEEZ, SLOW). Ah, well. To each their own.
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: FireArrow on December 08, 2014, 11:45:22 PM
Post by: FireArrow on December 08, 2014, 11:45:22 PM
Guide to filling out NSM superlatives:
1. Copy-paste the template as a personal to blueflower.
2. Write the names of people who fit into each category.
3. Go back and write slow in all of them.
1. Copy-paste the template as a personal to blueflower.
2. Write the names of people who fit into each category.
3. Go back and write slow in all of them.
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: SlowPokemon on December 08, 2014, 11:49:26 PM
Post by: SlowPokemon on December 08, 2014, 11:49:26 PM
Quote from: FireArrow on December 08, 2014, 11:45:22 PMGuide to filling out NSM superlatives:
1. Copy-paste the template as a personal to blueflower.
2. Write the names of people who fit into each category.
3. Go back and write slow in all of them.
I DIDN'T NOMINATE MYSELF FOR ANYTHING WHY ARE YOU ALL OBSESSED WITH ME
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: FireArrow on December 08, 2014, 11:50:25 PM
Post by: FireArrow on December 08, 2014, 11:50:25 PM
Quote from: SlowPokemon on December 08, 2014, 11:49:26 PMI DIDN'T NOMINATE MYSELF FOR ANYTHING WHY ARE YOU ALL OBSESSED WITH ME
Why wouldn't we be? We are your OTP.
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: Waddle Bro on December 09, 2014, 12:05:07 AM
Post by: Waddle Bro on December 09, 2014, 12:05:07 AM
Quote from: blueflower999 on December 08, 2014, 07:23:33 PMNominations have Closed. Posting the results shortly.Really disappointed on how rushed these nominations had to be, didn't even get to send in my list of nominations.
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: Bloop on December 09, 2014, 12:09:17 AM
Post by: Bloop on December 09, 2014, 12:09:17 AM
Quote from: SlowPokemon on December 08, 2014, 11:49:26 PMI DIDN'T NOMINATE MYSELF FOR ANYTHING WHY ARE YOU ALL OBSESSED WITH MEBECAUSE YA AWESOME
Also you were the first NSM person I was talking more with so I know you a bit better than most other people.
That being said, hurray I got more superlatives than last year! :D Thanks to the people who voted on me! I'm going to try to be more active around here so I can nominate more people for more stuff, as stuff will be stuffed with stuffed staffs
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: Kman96 on December 09, 2014, 12:28:32 AM
Post by: Kman96 on December 09, 2014, 12:28:32 AM
Quote from: Waddle Bro on December 09, 2014, 12:05:07 AMReally disappointed on how rushed these nominations had to be, didn't even get to send in my list of nominations.Me too, Waddle. It's a stressful time at school, so I put it off until I had a decent amount of time to make good decisions for each position.
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: blueflower999 on December 09, 2014, 03:35:09 AM
Post by: blueflower999 on December 09, 2014, 03:35:09 AM
Uck, I'm sorry! It didn't feel rushed to me :(
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: Dude on December 09, 2014, 04:41:38 AM
Post by: Dude on December 09, 2014, 04:41:38 AM
$10 says MLF and noct were the first two to submit their nominations.
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: mikey on December 09, 2014, 04:54:32 AM
Post by: mikey on December 09, 2014, 04:54:32 AM
I think I submitted my nominations Saturday night or something
It was Wednesday.
Huh.
It was Wednesday.
Huh.
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: Bloop on December 09, 2014, 01:16:49 PM
Post by: Bloop on December 09, 2014, 01:16:49 PM
So uh
How exactly will the voting process go? When does it start?
How exactly will the voting process go? When does it start?
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: blueflower999 on December 09, 2014, 01:25:10 PM
Post by: blueflower999 on December 09, 2014, 01:25:10 PM
A few people have already sent in votes even though I haven't officially opened voting yet.
I feel bad about "rushing" the nominations and I'm wondering if people would be upset if I accepted Waddle's and Kman's nominations a bit late and added them to the list.
I feel bad about "rushing" the nominations and I'm wondering if people would be upset if I accepted Waddle's and Kman's nominations a bit late and added them to the list.
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: Waddle Bro on December 09, 2014, 01:29:45 PM
Post by: Waddle Bro on December 09, 2014, 01:29:45 PM
Extending the nomination period by just 24 hours would be enough for me
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: MaestroUGC on December 09, 2014, 01:30:31 PM
Post by: MaestroUGC on December 09, 2014, 01:30:31 PM
Yes, more time to nominate me for all things I am less than deserving of.
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: Bloop on December 09, 2014, 01:31:19 PM
Post by: Bloop on December 09, 2014, 01:31:19 PM
The only problem I'd see is they might get influenced by the currently nominated people, which might be seen as a problem. But for a community as small and open as this, I don't think anyone would disagree.
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: SlowPokemon on December 09, 2014, 03:40:11 PM
Post by: SlowPokemon on December 09, 2014, 03:40:11 PM
Waddle's my wife so I can't disagree
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: Kman96 on December 09, 2014, 04:12:02 PM
Post by: Kman96 on December 09, 2014, 04:12:02 PM
Quote from: blueflower999 on December 09, 2014, 01:25:10 PMI feel bad about "rushing" the nominations and I'm wondering if people would be upset if I accepted Waddle's and Kman's nominations a bit late and added them to the list.While I am upset that I missed nominations, I'm not so upset that you need to go out of your way to accept mine and Waddle's. It's most likely that I wouldn't even take the time to do it.
I'm sad, but I'm not THAT sad.
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: blueflower999 on December 09, 2014, 04:31:44 PM
Post by: blueflower999 on December 09, 2014, 04:31:44 PM
That's fine, just try your best if you really want to, and if you can't, sorry!
Everyone, if you could please hold off on voting until after tomorrow night, it would be appreciated. Waddle and Kman, you have the time until then.
Everyone, if you could please hold off on voting until after tomorrow night, it would be appreciated. Waddle and Kman, you have the time until then.
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: braix on December 09, 2014, 05:32:02 PM
Post by: braix on December 09, 2014, 05:32:02 PM
Quote from: blueflower999 on November 30, 2014, 07:17:27 PMScariest: SFK, Wolf, Kefka, BDS, Slow, Zoroark
Most Improved: Blueflower, Zoroark, Slow, Mario Lego Fan, Nocturne
Cutest: Nocturne, Zoroark, Bubbles, Nebbles, ETF, Waddle Bro
Smartest: Mashi, Maestro, Blueflower (?), Zoroark
Best Hair: Fierce Deity, Zoroark, Winter, Nebbles
Best Artist: Nebbles, Ruto, Zoroark, Bubbles, Pit
Most Ridiculous: Mario Lego Fan, Zoroark, SFK, King Sammer
Most Random/Spontaneous: Yugi, Zoroark, SFK, Wolf
Most Fabulous: Nebbles, Mashi, Slow, Dude, Zoroark, SFK
And, just for fun, I'm going to also add this:
Best Host For Next Year's NSM Superlatives: K-Night, Zoroark, Fierce Deity, SFK, Yugi
^Oh yeah and thanks for that
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: SuperFireKirby on December 09, 2014, 05:38:33 PM
Post by: SuperFireKirby on December 09, 2014, 05:38:33 PM
I just wanna know, who dafuq is King Sammer?
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: Maelstrom on December 09, 2014, 05:39:34 PM
Post by: Maelstrom on December 09, 2014, 05:39:34 PM
You don't want to know.
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: blueflower999 on December 09, 2014, 05:40:26 PM
Post by: blueflower999 on December 09, 2014, 05:40:26 PM
Quote from: SuperFireKirby on December 09, 2014, 05:38:33 PMI just wanna know, who dafuq is King Sammer?This is what I've been wanting to know for a while now
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: braix on December 09, 2014, 06:09:49 PM
Post by: braix on December 09, 2014, 06:09:49 PM
Quote from: maelstrom. on December 09, 2014, 05:39:34 PMYou don't want to know.
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: mikey on December 09, 2014, 07:17:40 PM
Post by: mikey on December 09, 2014, 07:17:40 PM
I'm starting to think he was just an incredibly well designed spambot
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: Sebastian on December 09, 2014, 07:32:30 PM
Post by: Sebastian on December 09, 2014, 07:32:30 PM
Quote from: NocturneOfShadow on December 09, 2014, 07:17:40 PMI'm starting to think he was just an incredibly well designed spambotYeah....the NSM Bot's evil twin brother.
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: mikey on December 09, 2014, 07:40:00 PM
Post by: mikey on December 09, 2014, 07:40:00 PM
Oh um blue is it gay if I vote myself as sexiest because I'm not sure that counts
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: blueflower999 on December 09, 2014, 07:49:59 PM
Post by: blueflower999 on December 09, 2014, 07:49:59 PM
Nah it's narcissistic but not gay.
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: Ruto on December 10, 2014, 12:23:23 AM
Post by: Ruto on December 10, 2014, 12:23:23 AM
I think some of you don't know me very well xD
But I am pretty A+
But I am pretty A+
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: Mashi on December 10, 2014, 01:10:40 AM
Post by: Mashi on December 10, 2014, 01:10:40 AM
ruto did so well in a class once that the professor felt an A+ would be offensive to she made ruto the new professor instead
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: K-NiGhT on December 10, 2014, 01:33:26 AM
Post by: K-NiGhT on December 10, 2014, 01:33:26 AM
^
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: Waddle Bro on December 10, 2014, 01:37:34 AM
Post by: Waddle Bro on December 10, 2014, 01:37:34 AM
I hear they had to invent a new letter because of Ruto
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: K-NiGhT on December 10, 2014, 04:42:09 AM
Post by: K-NiGhT on December 10, 2014, 04:42:09 AM
i heard they just brought back greek letters
havent you seen the new pokemon games
havent you seen the new pokemon games
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: Bloop on December 10, 2014, 05:11:46 AM
Post by: Bloop on December 10, 2014, 05:11:46 AM
Ο Μ Γ Ι ΛΟΨΕ ΓΡΕΕΚ
ι αμ άππι
I'll keep it at this I guess
ι αμ άππι
I'll keep it at this I guess
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: mikey on December 10, 2014, 06:45:05 AM
Post by: mikey on December 10, 2014, 06:45:05 AM
you love greek?
something something.
something something.
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: Bloop on December 10, 2014, 07:18:50 AM
Post by: Bloop on December 10, 2014, 07:18:50 AM
"i am happi" (as there is no y in Greek)
Well there is but that's a capital u
Well there is but that's a capital u
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: blueflower999 on December 10, 2014, 05:41:09 PM
Post by: blueflower999 on December 10, 2014, 05:41:09 PM
Final nominations have been accepted and added to the first page's post. Here are the changes:
Ruto has been nominated for Smartest
Dr. P has been nominated for Calmest
Mashi has been nominated for Most Datable
Nominations is for real this time officially CLOSED
You may all begin sending in votes! Those who have already sent them in will have theirs counted, but if these three new nominations change anything, update your votes via PM if you wish.
Ruto has been nominated for Smartest
Dr. P has been nominated for Calmest
Mashi has been nominated for Most Datable
Nominations is for real this time officially CLOSED
You may all begin sending in votes! Those who have already sent them in will have theirs counted, but if these three new nominations change anything, update your votes via PM if you wish.
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: MaestroUGC on December 10, 2014, 05:45:44 PM
Post by: MaestroUGC on December 10, 2014, 05:45:44 PM
How long is voting open?
When is the Final Results Show?
When is the Final Results Show?
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: blueflower999 on December 10, 2014, 05:59:15 PM
Post by: blueflower999 on December 10, 2014, 05:59:15 PM
I am planning to end the voting at midnight on Friday The 19th. If anyone has an objection to this (thinks it's too short, too long, etc.) please tell me as soon as possible because I won't be extending it otherwise!
Also, as a reminder, please remember to vote for only one person per category or they will not be accepted.
Also, as a reminder, please remember to vote for only one person per category or they will not be accepted.
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: MaestroUGC on December 10, 2014, 06:00:07 PM
Post by: MaestroUGC on December 10, 2014, 06:00:07 PM
Quote from: MaestroUGC on December 10, 2014, 05:45:44 PMWhen is the Final Results Show?
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: blueflower999 on December 10, 2014, 06:01:40 PM
Post by: blueflower999 on December 10, 2014, 06:01:40 PM
I'll be posting them about four or five per day until New Year's Day over my Christmas break, hopefully starting the day after voting closes. Of course, if someone needs the period to be extended for whatever reason, I'll just have to post them in bigger intervals.
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: Ruto on December 10, 2014, 09:04:57 PM
Post by: Ruto on December 10, 2014, 09:04:57 PM
Quote from: Mashi on December 10, 2014, 01:10:40 AMruto did so well in a class once that the professor felt an A+ would be offensive to she made ruto the new professor instead
Hahahaha xDDD thanks :D
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: braix on December 10, 2014, 10:41:03 PM
Post by: braix on December 10, 2014, 10:41:03 PM
I'll vote for everything not just one category dw blue
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: K-NiGhT on December 11, 2014, 12:22:15 AM
Post by: K-NiGhT on December 11, 2014, 12:22:15 AM
I VOTED
MURICA
MURICA
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: MaestroUGC on December 11, 2014, 12:43:07 AM
Post by: MaestroUGC on December 11, 2014, 12:43:07 AM
I don't vote.
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: blueflower999 on December 12, 2014, 12:53:16 PM
Post by: blueflower999 on December 12, 2014, 12:53:16 PM
A reminder that the polls close one week from today.
Seeing as how some people will probably forget to vote unless I remind them, I might make one or two posts between now and then in this thread to do just that.
Also, I might pester some of you personally. Just for fun.
Seeing as how some people will probably forget to vote unless I remind them, I might make one or two posts between now and then in this thread to do just that.
Also, I might pester some of you personally. Just for fun.
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: braix on December 12, 2014, 03:36:28 PM
Post by: braix on December 12, 2014, 03:36:28 PM
to vote do i just c/p the first post and delete everyone but the person im voting for or what
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: DrP on December 12, 2014, 03:39:25 PM
Post by: DrP on December 12, 2014, 03:39:25 PM
^that's what I did
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: K-NiGhT on December 14, 2014, 10:30:44 AM
Post by: K-NiGhT on December 14, 2014, 10:30:44 AM
Hope everyone is still voting! Polls close in approximately five days!
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: blueflower999 on December 14, 2014, 11:36:30 AM
Post by: blueflower999 on December 14, 2014, 11:36:30 AM
Votes have been pretty lacking, actually. Haven't gotten any for a few days. :(
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: braix on December 14, 2014, 12:08:59 PM
Post by: braix on December 14, 2014, 12:08:59 PM
i sent mine :c
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: MaestroUGC on December 14, 2014, 12:14:18 PM
Post by: MaestroUGC on December 14, 2014, 12:14:18 PM
See, I would vote, but I'd only vote for a worthy candidate. The only worthy candidate is myself, and I find voting for yourself to be a very weenie thing to do.
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: braix on December 14, 2014, 12:40:52 PM
Post by: braix on December 14, 2014, 12:40:52 PM
You can always vote for second best 8)
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: Nebbles on December 14, 2014, 03:55:55 PM
Post by: Nebbles on December 14, 2014, 03:55:55 PM
Which is me, obviously.
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: braix on December 14, 2014, 07:11:06 PM
Post by: braix on December 14, 2014, 07:11:06 PM
Excuse me princ3ss
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: blueflower999 on December 14, 2014, 07:17:24 PM
Post by: blueflower999 on December 14, 2014, 07:17:24 PM
Guys Nebbles and Maestro are going to win every category
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: Nebbles on December 14, 2014, 07:17:59 PM
Post by: Nebbles on December 14, 2014, 07:17:59 PM
hell yeah
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: MaestroUGC on December 14, 2014, 07:21:56 PM
Post by: MaestroUGC on December 14, 2014, 07:21:56 PM
Quote from: blueflower999 on December 14, 2014, 07:17:24 PMGuysNebblesandMaestroareis going to win every category
Quote from: Nebbles on December 14, 2014, 07:17:59 PMhell yeah
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: mikey on December 14, 2014, 07:40:21 PM
Post by: mikey on December 14, 2014, 07:40:21 PM
*coughs politely*
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: BlackDragonSlayer on December 14, 2014, 08:22:11 PM
Post by: BlackDragonSlayer on December 14, 2014, 08:22:11 PM
I voted!
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: braix on December 14, 2014, 08:24:24 PM
Post by: braix on December 14, 2014, 08:24:24 PM
murica
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: K-NiGhT on December 15, 2014, 08:40:51 AM
Post by: K-NiGhT on December 15, 2014, 08:40:51 AM
don't be stealin mah thunder boi
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: Dude on December 15, 2014, 08:41:40 AM
Post by: Dude on December 15, 2014, 08:41:40 AM
For once, I hope I don't win anything.
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: Waddle Bro on December 15, 2014, 09:00:18 AM
Post by: Waddle Bro on December 15, 2014, 09:00:18 AM
I'm boycotting voting in this year's superlatives, because hardly any of my nominations were accepted and I feel like the people who I nominated would have deserved the happiness and the glory. I don't like supporting anything that denies legitimate joy from someone especially when there's a certain King Sammer nominated for "most a+" and instead people(who imho deserve it) can't even get nominated for "Sexiest"
and no, I didn't nominate myself for everything shup
(it's not like just nominations could hurt anybody, considering how I didn't even nominate anyone for the less positive categories!)
and no, I didn't nominate myself for everything shup
(it's not like just nominations could hurt anybody, considering how I didn't even nominate anyone for the less positive categories!)
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: mikey on December 15, 2014, 09:49:20 AM
Post by: mikey on December 15, 2014, 09:49:20 AM
Don't there need to be like 2 votes on someone for the nomination to be accepted
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: MaestroUGC on December 15, 2014, 09:51:17 AM
Post by: MaestroUGC on December 15, 2014, 09:51:17 AM
Yeah, like any election you need someone to second your nomination.
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: mikey on December 15, 2014, 10:04:20 AM
Post by: mikey on December 15, 2014, 10:04:20 AM
So waddle's not voting because people had different opinions than him
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: SlowPokemon on December 15, 2014, 10:16:12 AM
Post by: SlowPokemon on December 15, 2014, 10:16:12 AM
Aww come on Waddle. Blue worked really hard on this.
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: MaestroUGC on December 15, 2014, 10:22:18 AM
Post by: MaestroUGC on December 15, 2014, 10:22:18 AM
Quote from: NocturneOfShadow on December 15, 2014, 10:04:20 AMSo waddle's not voting because people had different opinions than him
Clearly he didn't vote for me enough so his opinions are wrong.
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: FierceDeity on December 15, 2014, 10:50:51 AM
Post by: FierceDeity on December 15, 2014, 10:50:51 AM
Quote from: NocturneOfShadow on December 15, 2014, 10:04:20 AMSo waddle's not voting because people had different opinions than him
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: Waddle Bro on December 15, 2014, 11:48:35 AM
Post by: Waddle Bro on December 15, 2014, 11:48:35 AM
I'd rather see elections where everybody could feel joy and not say stuff like this for example
Quote from: Dude on December 15, 2014, 08:41:40 AMFor once, I hope I don't win anything.
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: MaestroUGC on December 15, 2014, 11:59:27 AM
Post by: MaestroUGC on December 15, 2014, 11:59:27 AM
See, Dude's just a big sourpuss, so...
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: blueflower999 on December 15, 2014, 12:17:00 PM
Post by: blueflower999 on December 15, 2014, 12:17:00 PM
Quote from: Waddle Bro on December 15, 2014, 09:00:18 AMI'm boycotting voting in this year's superlatives, because hardly any of my nominations were accepted and I feel like the people who I nominated would have deserved the happiness and the glory. I don't like supporting anything that denies legitimate joy from someone especially when there's a certain King Sammer nominated for "most a+" and instead people(who imho deserve it) can't even get nominated for "Sexiest"ngl this hurts a little bit. I extended the due date for nominations for you but I guess that wasn't worth it after all. Oh well.
and no, I didn't nominate myself for everything shup
(it's not like just nominations could hurt anybody, considering how I didn't even nominate anyone for the less positive categories!)
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: Dude on December 15, 2014, 12:46:25 PM
Post by: Dude on December 15, 2014, 12:46:25 PM
Quote from: Waddle Bro on December 15, 2014, 11:48:35 AMI'd rather see elections where everybody could feel joy and not say stuff like this for exampleits ok the skype room > forums anyway
we don't have undesirables :)
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: Yugi on December 15, 2014, 12:49:05 PM
Post by: Yugi on December 15, 2014, 12:49:05 PM
god, i didn't get enough nominations, so i'm not going to vote either, the fact that people have different opinions than me is UNJUST and WRONG
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: Waddle Bro on December 15, 2014, 01:14:08 PM
Post by: Waddle Bro on December 15, 2014, 01:14:08 PM
^I knew there was gonna be someone that can't read
Quote from: Waddle Bro on December 15, 2014, 09:00:18 AMand no, I didn't nominate myself for everything shup
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: DrP on December 15, 2014, 01:21:29 PM
Post by: DrP on December 15, 2014, 01:21:29 PM
Quote from: Dude on December 15, 2014, 12:46:25 PMits ok the skype room > forums anywayWhere one gets 1500 messages and the Skype message sounds for 5 minutes every time one opens up Skype to do things.
we don't have undesirables :)
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: mikey on December 15, 2014, 01:27:08 PM
Post by: mikey on December 15, 2014, 01:27:08 PM
Quote from: Waddle Bro on December 15, 2014, 01:14:08 PM^I knew there was gonna be someone that can't readHe didn't even say that though
+you had it super small...
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: Dude on December 15, 2014, 01:56:01 PM
Post by: Dude on December 15, 2014, 01:56:01 PM
Quote from: DrP on December 15, 2014, 01:21:29 PMWhere one gets 1500 messages and the Skype message sounds for 5 minutes every time one opens up Skype to do things.iirc you can turn off the notifications for a specific room.
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: SlowPokemon on December 15, 2014, 03:59:58 PM
Post by: SlowPokemon on December 15, 2014, 03:59:58 PM
Quote from: Waddle Bro on December 15, 2014, 01:14:08 PM^I knew there was gonna be someone that can't read
Personally I can't think of another reason that you'd be so sore about this though because your reasoning makes no sense. Besides that, not only does this insult Blue who worked really hard on this, extended the deadline for you, and had nothing to do with what you're angry about; it also sort of kills the point for those of us doing this to have fun. I could care less if I got nominated at all; I just think this is a fun annual thing on our forums that no one should take seriously.
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: SuperFireKirby on December 15, 2014, 05:24:45 PM
Post by: SuperFireKirby on December 15, 2014, 05:24:45 PM
Someone's always gotta go and be a silly groose.
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: Yugi on December 15, 2014, 08:00:32 PM
Post by: Yugi on December 15, 2014, 08:00:32 PM
Quote from: Waddle Bro on December 15, 2014, 01:14:08 PM^I knew there was gonna be someone that can't readi would reply to this but i cant read sry
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: Nebbles on December 15, 2014, 08:04:30 PM
Post by: Nebbles on December 15, 2014, 08:04:30 PM
i can't read either what did you say
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: Yugi on December 15, 2014, 08:19:23 PM
Post by: Yugi on December 15, 2014, 08:19:23 PM
i'm not sure what i'm actually saying i'm just pressing buttons randomly
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: mikey on December 15, 2014, 08:26:57 PM
Post by: mikey on December 15, 2014, 08:26:57 PM
Quote from: Yugi on December 15, 2014, 08:19:23 PMi'm not sure what i'm actually saying i'm just pressing buttons randomlydang you're good at this
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: Winter on December 15, 2014, 08:51:16 PM
Post by: Winter on December 15, 2014, 08:51:16 PM
I'm not even sure where I am or who is typing for me but I have informed whoever it is to tell you what
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: Yugi on December 15, 2014, 08:58:34 PM
Post by: Yugi on December 15, 2014, 08:58:34 PM
Quote from: NocturneOfShadow on December 15, 2014, 08:26:57 PMdang you're good at thissjsnaaxwmlpp iopainal soqhq0
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: MaestroUGC on December 15, 2014, 09:03:19 PM
Post by: MaestroUGC on December 15, 2014, 09:03:19 PM
I agree, we should skin ostriches, for in their skin lies the secret to eternal butter.
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: Bubbles on December 15, 2014, 09:36:08 PM
Post by: Bubbles on December 15, 2014, 09:36:08 PM
I think the issue was the 2 vote thing. Don't get me wrong, I liked the idea. Having two separate people nominate someone shows that that person really stands out as a candidate for that catagory.
After the nominations came out publicly though I had a few moments where I thought "I can't believe I didn't think of that!" and voted for that person. Needing two nominations to be put up for voting seemed like a good idea but you can't possibly think of everyone when filling out that huge list
If this really becomes that big of a deal we could relist the nominations including every name regardless of the number of times it was nominated.
(also I never really understood why there were seemingly offensive catagories but if I voted for anyone it was always endearingly (blue can back me up))
After the nominations came out publicly though I had a few moments where I thought "I can't believe I didn't think of that!" and voted for that person. Needing two nominations to be put up for voting seemed like a good idea but you can't possibly think of everyone when filling out that huge list
If this really becomes that big of a deal we could relist the nominations including every name regardless of the number of times it was nominated.
(also I never really understood why there were seemingly offensive catagories but if I voted for anyone it was always endearingly (blue can back me up))
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: KefkaticFanatic on December 15, 2014, 10:18:19 PM
Post by: KefkaticFanatic on December 15, 2014, 10:18:19 PM
Quote from: SuperFireKirby on December 15, 2014, 05:24:45 PMsilly groose
kek
Guys it's a silly game that has apparently caught on. Don't take it so seriously and just enjoy it, or ignore it if you don't like it. There's no need to start some debate about how it is properly done. If you're so upset that you don't want any part of it then please don't make this attempt to shit on the parade and instead look ahead to next year.
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: SuperFireKirby on December 16, 2014, 12:33:29 PM
Post by: SuperFireKirby on December 16, 2014, 12:33:29 PM
Wait, there was a two vote system? So at least two people here think I'm sexy?
AWWWWWW YOU GUYSSSSSSSS <3<3<3
AWWWWWW YOU GUYSSSSSSSS <3<3<3
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: SlowPokemon on December 16, 2014, 12:44:17 PM
Post by: SlowPokemon on December 16, 2014, 12:44:17 PM
I'm convinced that people just stuck my name in there when they ran out of other nominees for the category
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: mikey on December 16, 2014, 07:30:54 PM
Post by: mikey on December 16, 2014, 07:30:54 PM
I'll do my votes as soon as I am able
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: braix on December 16, 2014, 08:23:01 PM
Post by: braix on December 16, 2014, 08:23:01 PM
only able white men and unable asian children may vote
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: blueflower999 on December 19, 2014, 01:28:37 PM
Post by: blueflower999 on December 19, 2014, 01:28:37 PM
A reminder that voting closes tonight, so please everyone send in their votes!!!
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: blueflower999 on December 21, 2014, 01:21:54 PM
Post by: blueflower999 on December 21, 2014, 01:21:54 PM
I have finished counting all the votes, and I will post the first few later tonight. :D
Get pumped!!!
Get pumped!!!
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: braix on December 21, 2014, 01:22:21 PM
Post by: braix on December 21, 2014, 01:22:21 PM
Imma go pump some iron then
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: Bloop on December 21, 2014, 02:39:54 PM
Post by: Bloop on December 21, 2014, 02:39:54 PM
*gets pumped*
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: SlowPokemon on December 21, 2014, 04:18:11 PM
Post by: SlowPokemon on December 21, 2014, 04:18:11 PM
*gets breast pump*
wait
wait
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: BlackDragonSlayer on December 21, 2014, 04:20:17 PM
Post by: BlackDragonSlayer on December 21, 2014, 04:20:17 PM
Spoiler
(https://www.ninsheetmusic.org/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.sterlingplastics.co.za%2Fdata%2Fuploads%2Fimages-general%2Fcentrifugal_water_pump.jpg&hash=a74a062aa96351520a30e713feb3c9ff6773a155)
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Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: MaestroUGC on December 21, 2014, 04:22:38 PM
Post by: MaestroUGC on December 21, 2014, 04:22:38 PM
I've got my speeches ready.
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: blueflower999 on December 21, 2014, 04:57:57 PM
Post by: blueflower999 on December 21, 2014, 04:57:57 PM
As a note, here's how I'll be posting the nominations:
I will not be tampering with the votes in any way (and I also didn't submit my own votes) unless there is a tie between participants. If there is, I will break the tie. Every category will have a winner and a runner-up, and if I have to break a tie in the category (or I think the third place winner really, really deserves a mention), there will also be one or more honorable mentions.
Don't ask why I'm doing it this way, it's just what I feel like doing. It allows me to honor more people anyway, so I don't think there should be any issues.
I will not be tampering with the votes in any way (and I also didn't submit my own votes) unless there is a tie between participants. If there is, I will break the tie. Every category will have a winner and a runner-up, and if I have to break a tie in the category (or I think the third place winner really, really deserves a mention), there will also be one or more honorable mentions.
Don't ask why I'm doing it this way, it's just what I feel like doing. It allows me to honor more people anyway, so I don't think there should be any issues.
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: mikey on December 21, 2014, 05:12:34 PM
Post by: mikey on December 21, 2014, 05:12:34 PM
in before 4 way tie for sexiest
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: mikey on December 21, 2014, 07:57:17 PM
Post by: mikey on December 21, 2014, 07:57:17 PM
rapidly tapping alt+f5 because PUMPED
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: blueflower999 on December 21, 2014, 08:14:07 PM
Post by: blueflower999 on December 21, 2014, 08:14:07 PM
And now... the moment you've all been waiting for...
It's time to begin announcing the NSM Superlatives! I'm your host, bluewhatever999, and today we're going to delve into the first five awards. And I'm going to attempt to be funny or insightful or something. Let's see how it works out!
Winner: Bespinben!
After two long, agonizing years of absence, the traveling Bespinben returns to grace NSM with more friendly Pokemon Mystery Dungeon discussions and sexy fedora/monocle selfies. If you need further proof that Bespinben is adored by our community, go look at the plethora of people that posted "welcome back!" in his arrangement thread after his long hiatus. Glad to have you back, man! Keep being friendly. :)
Runner-up: Blueflower!
I realize that I post a lot of stupid things sometimes and I had a pretty rocky time on this site for a year or two (some of you may say that I still have a rocky time here, in which case I'd reply that you're right!), but one thing that I always try to do regardless of my lack of intellect or social skills is to try to be nice to people. So I'm happy that some of you think that I do a good job at it, and I'm very appreciative. :D
Winner: Nebbles!
Hmm, where exactly to begin with Nebbles? For like the two of you who don't know, Nebbles is a lovely lady who's been on the forum for about as long as I have, and is easily among the most pleasant people on the forum. Now, the thing about the "Nicest" category is that it received more nominations than any other because NSM is generally a pretty nice community, so Nebbles winning a victory here is a testament to her character. She's especially friendly towards her adoring Tumblr community, and everyone should follow her if you haven't already!!Just don't get on her bad side, or she'll snap your neck.
Runner-up: Blueflower!
Heh, I'm flattered. Thanks guys, this means a lot. A lot of other people really deserved to be voted for other than me though, so I'll just quickly list some other top candidates.
Honorable Mentions: Ruto, K-Night, Bubbles, and Olimar
I've had the opportunity to talk to all four of you in the past, particularly in the Tinychat, and I have no objections to these votes. Ruto is a very calm and intelligent person that's easy to talk to. K-Night is similarly pleasant and is among my personal favorite people on the forum. Bubbles and Olimar are both great moderators who use their power kindly and effectively.
tl;dr: NSM is a nice community. There are a lot of people who could have gotten the award, and there were a lot of other people that were nominated not listed here.
Winner: Nocturne!
I think we can all agree that Nocturne posting that selfie of himself a few weeks ago was the best decision he ever made on the forums. Not only is he now an annoying Werewolf Game player, he's a sexy annoying Werewolf Game player. Unfortunately, because I'm the one straight guy on NSM's 100% gay community, I can't really offer a detailed analysis of his sexiness. Sorry!
Runner-up: Fierce Deity!
You know, I had forgotten that Fierce actually posted a selfie of himself (http://forum.ninsheetm.us/index.php?topic=1787.msg250166#msg250166) a while ago! Not entirely sure what's so attractive about him, though. Maybe it's the metal gauntlet with the spikes that you guys are into.
Winner: Nebbles!
Nebbles is ridiculously pretty. Anyone who says otherwise is lying and needs to reevaluate their lifestyle choices and the Face to the Name thread.
Runner-up: Winter!
Hey, weren't we supposed to dye your hair some color via a poll in the Interview Topic?
Honorable Mention: Roz!
I didn't remember what you looked like, Roz, so I searched and searched in the Face to the Name thread, and all the pictures of you that I found are broken links now. :(
I'll just take everyone's word for it and say that you're probably super pretty!!!
And that's it for now. Questions? Comments? Concerns? Good jokes?
It's time to begin announcing the NSM Superlatives! I'm your host, bluewhatever999, and today we're going to delve into the first five awards. And I'm going to attempt to be funny or insightful or something. Let's see how it works out!
Friendliest:
Winner: Bespinben!
After two long, agonizing years of absence, the traveling Bespinben returns to grace NSM with more friendly Pokemon Mystery Dungeon discussions and sexy fedora/monocle selfies. If you need further proof that Bespinben is adored by our community, go look at the plethora of people that posted "welcome back!" in his arrangement thread after his long hiatus. Glad to have you back, man! Keep being friendly. :)
Runner-up: Blueflower!
I realize that I post a lot of stupid things sometimes and I had a pretty rocky time on this site for a year or two (some of you may say that I still have a rocky time here, in which case I'd reply that you're right!), but one thing that I always try to do regardless of my lack of intellect or social skills is to try to be nice to people. So I'm happy that some of you think that I do a good job at it, and I'm very appreciative. :D
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Nicest
Winner: Nebbles!
Hmm, where exactly to begin with Nebbles? For like the two of you who don't know, Nebbles is a lovely lady who's been on the forum for about as long as I have, and is easily among the most pleasant people on the forum. Now, the thing about the "Nicest" category is that it received more nominations than any other because NSM is generally a pretty nice community, so Nebbles winning a victory here is a testament to her character. She's especially friendly towards her adoring Tumblr community, and everyone should follow her if you haven't already!!
Runner-up: Blueflower!
Heh, I'm flattered. Thanks guys, this means a lot. A lot of other people really deserved to be voted for other than me though, so I'll just quickly list some other top candidates.
Honorable Mentions: Ruto, K-Night, Bubbles, and Olimar
I've had the opportunity to talk to all four of you in the past, particularly in the Tinychat, and I have no objections to these votes. Ruto is a very calm and intelligent person that's easy to talk to. K-Night is similarly pleasant and is among my personal favorite people on the forum. Bubbles and Olimar are both great moderators who use their power kindly and effectively.
tl;dr: NSM is a nice community. There are a lot of people who could have gotten the award, and there were a lot of other people that were nominated not listed here.
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Scariest
Winner: Kefka
Kefka is so scary that I dressed as him for Halloween this year and I didn't get any candy because no one opened their doors.
Runner-up: Slow
It was a dark and stormy night when Slow received the most terrifying message telepathically from far away. This message was a warning from a Concerned Humble Farmer Citizen, instructing him to warn others of the incoming cow shortage crisis.
He hasn't been the same since.
Honorable Mentions: SFK
Not gonna lie, sometimes I'm pretty terrified reading some of SFK's posts. His avatar is pretty freaky too.
Kefka is so scary that I dressed as him for Halloween this year and I didn't get any candy because no one opened their doors.
Runner-up: Slow
It was a dark and stormy night when Slow received the most terrifying message telepathically from far away. This message was a warning from a Concerned Humble Farmer Citizen, instructing him to warn others of the incoming cow shortage crisis.
He hasn't been the same since.
Honorable Mentions: SFK
Not gonna lie, sometimes I'm pretty terrified reading some of SFK's posts. His avatar is pretty freaky too.
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Sexiest
Winner: Nocturne!
I think we can all agree that Nocturne posting that selfie of himself a few weeks ago was the best decision he ever made on the forums. Not only is he now an annoying Werewolf Game player, he's a sexy annoying Werewolf Game player. Unfortunately, because I'm the one straight guy on NSM's 100% gay community, I can't really offer a detailed analysis of his sexiness. Sorry!
Runner-up: Fierce Deity!
You know, I had forgotten that Fierce actually posted a selfie of himself (http://forum.ninsheetm.us/index.php?topic=1787.msg250166#msg250166) a while ago! Not entirely sure what's so attractive about him, though. Maybe it's the metal gauntlet with the spikes that you guys are into.
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Prettiest
Winner: Nebbles!
Nebbles is ridiculously pretty. Anyone who says otherwise is lying and needs to reevaluate their lifestyle choices and the Face to the Name thread.
Runner-up: Winter!
Hey, weren't we supposed to dye your hair some color via a poll in the Interview Topic?
Honorable Mention: Roz!
I didn't remember what you looked like, Roz, so I searched and searched in the Face to the Name thread, and all the pictures of you that I found are broken links now. :(
I'll just take everyone's word for it and say that you're probably super pretty!!!
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And that's it for now. Questions? Comments? Concerns? Good jokes?
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: mikey on December 21, 2014, 08:16:55 PM
Post by: mikey on December 21, 2014, 08:16:55 PM
Time to post a horrendously ugly selfie
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: Nebbles on December 21, 2014, 08:18:41 PM
Post by: Nebbles on December 21, 2014, 08:18:41 PM
Yay, I won some stuff!
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: braix on December 21, 2014, 08:21:46 PM
Post by: braix on December 21, 2014, 08:21:46 PM
to everyone that won anything: congreezles~!
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: mikey on December 21, 2014, 08:23:50 PM
Post by: mikey on December 21, 2014, 08:23:50 PM
I have a feeling we'll be seeing a lot of zoro in the next couple of winners
and I won't win any awards that don't have anything to do with looks ;_;
and I won't win any awards that don't have anything to do with looks ;_;
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: Shadoninja on December 21, 2014, 08:27:28 PM
Post by: Shadoninja on December 21, 2014, 08:27:28 PM
as someone who's seen roz irl, I can confirm that she's hella pretty.
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: KefkaticFanatic on December 21, 2014, 11:03:43 PM
Post by: KefkaticFanatic on December 21, 2014, 11:03:43 PM
(https://www.ninsheetmusic.org/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fgi100.photobucket.com%2Fgroups%2Fm33%2FDIHC6X6B58%2FKefka13.jpg&hash=3a7a32d8ee77f613affabfb193871aa176a1a259)
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: Winter on December 21, 2014, 11:23:18 PM
Post by: Winter on December 21, 2014, 11:23:18 PM
Oh dear I am the runner up for prettiest xD
I'll guess I will post a picture in the face to the name topic later of me in my work uniform for my new temporary job even though I think it is terribly embarrasing.
And I will still dye my hair, it just has to be the right time, gotta be able to get a better job and some other things beforehand!
Also 10/10 for Kefka's Halloween description xD
I'll guess I will post a picture in the face to the name topic later of me in my work uniform for my new temporary job even though I think it is terribly embarrasing.
And I will still dye my hair, it just has to be the right time, gotta be able to get a better job and some other things beforehand!
Also 10/10 for Kefka's Halloween description xD
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: Bloop on December 22, 2014, 12:43:33 AM
Post by: Bloop on December 22, 2014, 12:43:33 AM
Congratz everyone! Can't wait for the coming nominations!
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: SlowPokemon on December 22, 2014, 04:58:50 AM
Post by: SlowPokemon on December 22, 2014, 04:58:50 AM
I'm the runner up for scariest 8) feELS GOOD
Roz is crazy pretty
Roz is crazy pretty
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: Winter on December 22, 2014, 05:51:12 AM
Post by: Winter on December 22, 2014, 05:51:12 AM
Quote from: blueflower999 on December 21, 2014, 08:14:07 PMI didn't remember what you looked like, Roz, so I searched and searched in the Face to the Name thread, and all the pictures of you that I found are broken links now. :(
Bottom of Page 8.. Slow's post o.o
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: mikey on December 22, 2014, 05:58:27 AM
Post by: mikey on December 22, 2014, 05:58:27 AM
Quote from: Winter on December 22, 2014, 05:51:12 AMBottom of Page 8.. Slow's post o.oand where would this post be for normal people
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: Winter on December 22, 2014, 06:01:54 AM
Post by: Winter on December 22, 2014, 06:01:54 AM
I meant the face to the name topic, as it said in the quote xD
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: K-NiGhT on December 22, 2014, 10:39:23 AM
Post by: K-NiGhT on December 22, 2014, 10:39:23 AM
Quote from: blueflower999 on December 21, 2014, 08:14:07 PMK-Night is similarly pleasant and is among my personal favorite people on the forum.(https://www.ninsheetmusic.org/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi0.kym-cdn.com%2Fphotos%2Fimages%2Foriginal%2F000%2F345%2F169%2Fbc7.png&hash=ec91f0532a3f7ad66acfb2c585876410cdef1c64)
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: Pit0010 on December 22, 2014, 07:43:44 PM
Post by: Pit0010 on December 22, 2014, 07:43:44 PM
hehe some nice winners and nominations! :D
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: mikey on December 22, 2014, 08:47:30 PM
Post by: mikey on December 22, 2014, 08:47:30 PM
Blue, where's the winners for tonight? I need something to make my day :(
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: braix on December 22, 2014, 08:49:51 PM
Post by: braix on December 22, 2014, 08:49:51 PM
Quote from: NocturneOfShadow on December 22, 2014, 08:47:30 PMBlue, where's the winners for tonight? I need something to make my day :(^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: blueflower999 on December 23, 2014, 11:52:56 AM
Post by: blueflower999 on December 23, 2014, 11:52:56 AM
Sorryyyyy I was busy last night planning other things. So I'll try to post some today to make up for it. :)
Longest
Winner: Sipan!
Bow to the longest winner ever.
Runner-up: Bubbles!
Bow to the longest girl ever.
Honorable Mention: Yugi!
Bow to the longest Zork player ever.
Bow to the longest winner ever.
Runner-up: Bubbles!
Bow to the longest girl ever.
Honorable Mention: Yugi!
Bow to the longest Zork player ever.
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Most Improved
Winner: Mario Lego Fan!
I think the biggest issue with you that people took was your way of expressing your opinions. Recently you've gotten better at expressing them in a less offensive way, and considering that you contribute a lot to the site arrangement-wise, I don't think most people think ill of you anymore. At least, that's my perspective anyway. I never really minded you too much in the first place considering that I was significantly worse. :D Speaking of which...
Runner-up: Blueflower!
I still cringe when I read my old and new posts. Somethings that I put up a week ago I read them and wonder what I was thinking. But I'm glad you guys think I'm getting better. That's all that matters. :D
Honorable Mention: Zoroark!
Wait, Zoroark has improved? Really? I mean, he was never bad! I don't know what's up with this, I liked Zoroark from the beginning. I guess he's just improving and becoming even better then!!
I think the biggest issue with you that people took was your way of expressing your opinions. Recently you've gotten better at expressing them in a less offensive way, and considering that you contribute a lot to the site arrangement-wise, I don't think most people think ill of you anymore. At least, that's my perspective anyway. I never really minded you too much in the first place considering that I was significantly worse. :D Speaking of which...
Runner-up: Blueflower!
I still cringe when I read my old and new posts. Somethings that I put up a week ago I read them and wonder what I was thinking. But I'm glad you guys think I'm getting better. That's all that matters. :D
Honorable Mention: Zoroark!
Wait, Zoroark has improved? Really? I mean, he was never bad! I don't know what's up with this, I liked Zoroark from the beginning. I guess he's just improving and becoming even better then!!
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Most Changed
Winner: Mario Lego Fan!
I guess this just goes back to what I said in the previous entry. You haven't changed as much I think as your ways of interacting with the forum has. Actually, this is sort of a hard category to write for because "changed" can mean so many things. So I don't even really know what people mean when they vote for you for this. But whatever, you've improved a lot and that's what's important!
Runner-up: Nocturne!
Yeah, looking at the difference between your two most recent selfies really is a pretty big change. We go from sexy Nocturne to... I don't know, whatever that thing is.
I guess this just goes back to what I said in the previous entry. You haven't changed as much I think as your ways of interacting with the forum has. Actually, this is sort of a hard category to write for because "changed" can mean so many things. So I don't even really know what people mean when they vote for you for this. But whatever, you've improved a lot and that's what's important!
Runner-up: Nocturne!
Yeah, looking at the difference between your two most recent selfies really is a pretty big change. We go from sexy Nocturne to... I don't know, whatever that thing is.
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Cutest
Winner: Nebbles!
Nebbles is totes adorbs. Especially with various objects in the background of her selfies. Ooh look, a picture frame!
Runner-up: Zoroark!
Super hawt Asiantwink kid.
Nebbles is totes adorbs. Especially with various objects in the background of her selfies. Ooh look, a picture frame!
Runner-up: Zoroark!
Super hawt Asian
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Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: braix on December 23, 2014, 11:56:15 AM
Post by: braix on December 23, 2014, 11:56:15 AM
aw danks ^u^
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: Nebbles on December 23, 2014, 03:55:33 PM
Post by: Nebbles on December 23, 2014, 03:55:33 PM
heck yeah i'm the cutest B)
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: mikey on December 23, 2014, 03:57:11 PM
Post by: mikey on December 23, 2014, 03:57:11 PM
Told you
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: blueflower999 on December 23, 2014, 04:00:47 PM
Post by: blueflower999 on December 23, 2014, 04:00:47 PM
I'll be posting more later tonight hopefully.
Random question: We have an award for the "Most Likely To Win The Most NSM Superlatives" and generally at the end it's said who won the most. Do you guys want me to count honorable mentions and runner-ups, or only the first place winners?
Random question: We have an award for the "Most Likely To Win The Most NSM Superlatives" and generally at the end it's said who won the most. Do you guys want me to count honorable mentions and runner-ups, or only the first place winners?
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: Maelstrom on December 23, 2014, 04:04:31 PM
Post by: Maelstrom on December 23, 2014, 04:04:31 PM
How about 3 points for 1st, 2 for runner up, and 1 for hm
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: BlackDragonSlayer on December 23, 2014, 04:26:09 PM
Post by: BlackDragonSlayer on December 23, 2014, 04:26:09 PM
Quote from: blueflower999 on December 23, 2014, 04:00:47 PMI'll be posting more later tonight hopefully.Only first place; I think that would be more consistent with the award.
Random question: We have an award for the "Most Likely To Win The Most NSM Superlatives" and generally at the end it's said who won the most. Do you guys want me to count honorable mentions and runner-ups, or only the first place winners?
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: SlowPokemon on December 23, 2014, 05:49:33 PM
Post by: SlowPokemon on December 23, 2014, 05:49:33 PM
I'm okay with either of the suggestions above.
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: MaestroUGC on December 23, 2014, 06:32:07 PM
Post by: MaestroUGC on December 23, 2014, 06:32:07 PM
Post both who people voted for, the post who actually won the most Superlatives.
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: blueflower999 on December 23, 2014, 08:48:54 PM
Post by: blueflower999 on December 23, 2014, 08:48:54 PM
Smartest
Winner: Mashi!
Mashi is easily not only the smartest person on the forums, but also probably the smartest person I know. Things I've learned from Mashi include, but are not limited two, the fact that a triangle can have three right angles, the 17th Doctor will be a woman (yes, he's so smart he can even see a few years into the future!), and Melancholy is the best show ever conceived. Also, he's always the wolf because that's just the way Mashi is.
Runner-up: Ruto!
Anyone majoring in the sciences has to be smart, so of course Ruto's no exception. Ruto's forte is posting long and well thought-out arguments that may or may not include a Simpsons gif.
Mashi is easily not only the smartest person on the forums, but also probably the smartest person I know. Things I've learned from Mashi include, but are not limited two, the fact that a triangle can have three right angles, the 17th Doctor will be a woman (yes, he's so smart he can even see a few years into the future!), and Melancholy is the best show ever conceived. Also, he's always the wolf because that's just the way Mashi is.
Runner-up: Ruto!
Anyone majoring in the sciences has to be smart, so of course Ruto's no exception. Ruto's forte is posting long and well thought-out arguments that may or may not include a Simpsons gif.
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The Most A+
Winner: Mashi!
Fun fact: Mashi has gotten an A+++++++++ on every test he's ever taken. All the schools that he's attended have had to revise their grading system to accommodate his vast intellect and desire for nine pluses.
Runner-up: Ruto!
Well, what do you know, Ruto apparently gets her fair share of A+++++++++s too. We should have a duel of knowledge between Mashi and Ruto to see who can earn the most pluses after their As.
Fun fact: Mashi has gotten an A+++++++++ on every test he's ever taken. All the schools that he's attended have had to revise their grading system to accommodate his vast intellect and desire for nine pluses.
Runner-up: Ruto!
Well, what do you know, Ruto apparently gets her fair share of A+++++++++s too. We should have a duel of knowledge between Mashi and Ruto to see who can earn the most pluses after their As.
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Frivolousest
Winner: Mashi!
Yeah, this is why I call these three the "Mashi awards" because he's the obvious candidate to win all three! Mashi, did you plan this when writing up the original list of awards two years ago? How frivolous of you.
Runner-up: King Sammer!
KING SAMMER FROM SAMMER'S KINGDOM WINS RUNNER-UP FOR MOST FRIVOLOUS AWARD. BLEHBLUHBGHLBHGBLUHBGHUH
Honorable Mention: Jub!
Jubert is incredibly frivolous. But not quite BLEHBLUHBGHLBHGBLUHBGHUH frivolous. That would just be insulting. Instead, Jubby-boy has started his own little card game on NSM where he predicts people's fortunes or whatever. How frivolous indeed!
Yeah, this is why I call these three the "Mashi awards" because he's the obvious candidate to win all three! Mashi, did you plan this when writing up the original list of awards two years ago? How frivolous of you.
Runner-up: King Sammer!
KING SAMMER FROM SAMMER'S KINGDOM WINS RUNNER-UP FOR MOST FRIVOLOUS AWARD. BLEHBLUHBGHLBHGBLUHBGHUH
Honorable Mention: Jub!
Jubert is incredibly frivolous. But not quite BLEHBLUHBGHLBHGBLUHBGHUH frivolous. That would just be insulting. Instead, Jubby-boy has started his own little card game on NSM where he predicts people's fortunes or whatever. How frivolous indeed!
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Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: SlowPokemon on December 23, 2014, 08:57:24 PM
Post by: SlowPokemon on December 23, 2014, 08:57:24 PM
The Mashi awards omg
BLEHBLUHBGHLBHGBLUHBGHUH
BLEHBLUHBGHLBHGBLUHBGHUH
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: Bloop on December 24, 2014, 12:38:39 AM
Post by: Bloop on December 24, 2014, 12:38:39 AM
Konkwatoolaisions Mashi!
why did my BLEHBLUHBGHLBHGBLUHBGHUH became a king sammer thing
why did my BLEHBLUHBGHLBHGBLUHBGHUH became a king sammer thing
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: braix on December 24, 2014, 12:34:45 PM
Post by: braix on December 24, 2014, 12:34:45 PM
Quote from: blueflower999 on December 23, 2014, 08:48:54 PMSmartest
Winner: Mashi!
Mashi is easily not only the smartest person on the forums, but also probably the smartest person I know. Things I've learned from Mashi include, but are not limited two, the fact that a triangle can have three right angles, the 17th Doctor will be a woman (yes, he's so smart he can even see a few years into the future!), and Melancholy is the best show ever conceived. Also, he's always the wolf because that's just the way Mashi is.
Runner-up: Ruto!
Anyone majoring in the sciences has to be smart, so of course Ruto's no exception. Ruto's forte is posting long and well thought-out arguments that may or may not include a Simpsons gif.[close]The Most A+
Winner: Mashi!
Fun fact: Mashi has gotten an A+++++++++ on every test he's ever taken. All the schools that he's attended have had to revise their grading system to accommodate his vast intellect and desire for nine pluses.
Runner-up: Ruto!
Well, what do you know, Ruto apparently gets her fair share of A+++++++++s too. We should have a duel of knowledge between Mashi and Ruto to see who can earn the most pluses after their As.[close]Frivolousest
Winner: Mashi!
Yeah, this is why I call these three the "Mashi awards" because he's the obvious candidate to win all three! Mashi, did you plan this when writing up the original list of awards two years ago? How frivolous of you.
Runner-up: King Sammer!
KING SAMMER FROM SAMMER'S KINGDOM WINS RUNNER-UP FOR MOST FRIVOLOUS AWARD. BLEHBLUHBGHLBHGBLUHBGHUH
Honorable Mention: Jub!
Jubert is incredibly frivolous. But not quite BLEHBLUHBGHLBHGBLUHBGHUH frivolous. That would just be insulting. Instead, Jubby-boy has started his own little card game on NSM where he predicts people's fortunes or whatever. How frivolous indeed![close]
this post made me smile like an idiot
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: blueflower999 on December 24, 2014, 06:55:21 PM
Post by: blueflower999 on December 24, 2014, 06:55:21 PM
Best LPer
Winner: Maestro!
All aboard Romp Airlines! Next stop, YouTube domination!
Runner-up: Nebbles!
The competition was pretty close considering that Invader Nebu hasn't uploaded a video in a while. Still though, her LPs are awesome, so she managed to acquire a substantial amount of votes regardless. We miss your videos, Nebbles!!!
All aboard Romp Airlines! Next stop, YouTube domination!
Runner-up: Nebbles!
The competition was pretty close considering that Invader Nebu hasn't uploaded a video in a while. Still though, her LPs are awesome, so she managed to acquire a substantial amount of votes regardless. We miss your videos, Nebbles!!!
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Calmest
Winner: Ruto!
See, Waddle? Your nominations did make a difference after all, because they gave Ruto her second nomination and then she ended up winning!!!
Anyway, Ruto is super calm and collected. In fact, she's so calm that reading her posts is like taking some sort of weird drug. It almost makes me forget her aggravating older sister or all the creepy perverts that try to hit on her.
Runner-up: Mashi!
Mashi is also very calm, which is a great advantage in TWG to hide the fact that he's always the wolf and always plotting some dastardly scheme!
See, Waddle? Your nominations did make a difference after all, because they gave Ruto her second nomination and then she ended up winning!!!
Anyway, Ruto is super calm and collected. In fact, she's so calm that reading her posts is like taking some sort of weird drug. It almost makes me forget her aggravating older sister or all the creepy perverts that try to hit on her.
Runner-up: Mashi!
Mashi is also very calm, which is a great advantage in TWG to hide the fact that he's always the wolf and always plotting some dastardly scheme!
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Best Couple
Winner: Fingerz and Pit!
And NO, I didn't even need to pick this from a tie or rig the votes or anything. It won all by itself! Why? Because you two are super cute together, that's why!
Runner-up: Ruto and Kefka!
The calmest member and the scariest member getting hitched? Seems like an interesting combination. Kefka sweetie, you might need to work a little harder to scare your fiance. Maybe buy some new masks or something!
Honorable Mention: Maestro + The Universe
Because who would say no to being in a couple with Maestro? No one, that's who. Which is why he gets the whole Universe. Every single little bit of it. Well, except for Fingerz, Pit, Ruto, and Kefka. They can stay. Everyone else, get ready for the thrill of your life!
And NO, I didn't even need to pick this from a tie or rig the votes or anything. It won all by itself! Why? Because you two are super cute together, that's why!
Runner-up: Ruto and Kefka!
The calmest member and the scariest member getting hitched? Seems like an interesting combination. Kefka sweetie, you might need to work a little harder to scare your fiance. Maybe buy some new masks or something!
Honorable Mention: Maestro + The Universe
Because who would say no to being in a couple with Maestro? No one, that's who. Which is why he gets the whole Universe. Every single little bit of it. Well, except for Fingerz, Pit, Ruto, and Kefka. They can stay. Everyone else, get ready for the thrill of your life!
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Most Likely to Be a Closet Anime Fan
Winner: Jompa
I honestly couldn't believe it when I say it nominated. JOMPA, of all people, an ANIME FAN? It just couldn't be true. But then again, enough of you voted for him for me to realize that I had apparently not realized his big secret. You ready, everyone?
Runner-up: Mario Lego Closet Anime Fan!
MLF is clearly into anime. He just doesn't want to admit it. I mean, if they made a Paper Mario anime, he'd totally be into that sort of kinky stuff.
Honorable Mention: JaMaHa
While not doing a hundred push-ups a minute, JaMaHa doesn't mind some hardcore anime. Preferably ones that are as manly as he is.
I honestly couldn't believe it when I say it nominated. JOMPA, of all people, an ANIME FAN? It just couldn't be true. But then again, enough of you voted for him for me to realize that I had apparently not realized his big secret. You ready, everyone?
Spoiler
Spoiler
Spoiler
Jompa likes anime.
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Runner-up: Mario Lego Closet Anime Fan!
MLF is clearly into anime. He just doesn't want to admit it. I mean, if they made a Paper Mario anime, he'd totally be into that sort of kinky stuff.
Honorable Mention: JaMaHa
While not doing a hundred push-ups a minute, JaMaHa doesn't mind some hardcore anime. Preferably ones that are as manly as he is.
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Stay tuned for the next episode of NSM Superlatives, in which case I get to make racist stereotype jokes! Yay!
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: SlowPokemon on December 24, 2014, 06:57:31 PM
Post by: SlowPokemon on December 24, 2014, 06:57:31 PM
These are the best superlatives so far in NSM's history and that's saying something considering how entertaining Maestro and Mashi were
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: braix on December 24, 2014, 06:59:21 PM
Post by: braix on December 24, 2014, 06:59:21 PM
Quote from: blueflower999 on December 24, 2014, 06:55:21 PMStay tuned for the next episode of NSM Superlatives, in which case I get to make racist stereotype jokes! Yay!yaaaaaaaaaaaay
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: mikey on December 24, 2014, 06:59:39 PM
Post by: mikey on December 24, 2014, 06:59:39 PM
I mean I wouldn't say best, but they're definitely just as awesome :D
Blue is proving himself as an entertainer
Blue is proving himself as an entertainer
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: MaestroUGC on December 24, 2014, 07:04:03 PM
Post by: MaestroUGC on December 24, 2014, 07:04:03 PM
"Best LPer"
More like "Only LPer"
ammiriteguise?
More like "Only LPer"
ammiriteguise?
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: blueflower999 on December 24, 2014, 07:05:40 PM
Post by: blueflower999 on December 24, 2014, 07:05:40 PM
Quote from: SlowPokemon on December 24, 2014, 06:57:31 PMThese are the best superlatives so far in NSM's history and that's saying something considering how entertaining Maestro and Mashi were
Quote from: NocturneOfShadow on December 24, 2014, 06:59:39 PMI mean I wouldn't say best, but they're definitely just as awesome :D
Blue is proving himself as an entertainer
Thanks a lot, guys. I feel like a lot of my "jokes" are really lame though. XD
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: braix on December 24, 2014, 07:09:47 PM
Post by: braix on December 24, 2014, 07:09:47 PM
Quote from: blueflower999 on December 24, 2014, 07:05:40 PMThanks a lot, guys. I feel like a lot of my "jokes" are really lame though. XDwait those were jokes?
jk ur funny blu
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: Pit0010 on December 24, 2014, 08:28:04 PM
Post by: Pit0010 on December 24, 2014, 08:28:04 PM
...aiyoooo...-_-
Joeyyyyy come see...we won...again....XD
Joeyyyyy come see...we won...again....XD
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: FierceDeity on December 24, 2014, 08:33:55 PM
Post by: FierceDeity on December 24, 2014, 08:33:55 PM
I've been getting so excited every day to see these and blue never fails to justify my excitement
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: MaestroUGC on December 24, 2014, 08:44:53 PM
Post by: MaestroUGC on December 24, 2014, 08:44:53 PM
Speech time:
*Ahem*
When I started Romp Airlines with Axl all those years ago, we had one simple goal:
To feed to great Lava Sharks of Pompeii.
Since then we've grown into a modest, but thriving, enterprise that produce First Class "Let's Play" content, catered to the people on the go who don't particularly care for competence or knowledge about anything.
This award, chosen by a jury of our peers, represents to us validation of everything we've worked so hard to achieve. And with this award we can move forward and expand on our wonderful base of medium quality content. Taking on new pilots; chartering bigger and bolder flights; and exploring even stranger, more far reaching realms.
So I'd like to thank all of you for us here at Romp Air, thank you for giving us the opportunity to be background noise to dozens of people trying to do their homework.
I'd also like to take this time to announce my Candidacy for the Pres-
What? Wait! I'm not done yet!
I'm running for pres- Don't touch me peasants!
*Ahem*
When I started Romp Airlines with Axl all those years ago, we had one simple goal:
To feed to great Lava Sharks of Pompeii.
Since then we've grown into a modest, but thriving, enterprise that produce First Class "Let's Play" content, catered to the people on the go who don't particularly care for competence or knowledge about anything.
This award, chosen by a jury of our peers, represents to us validation of everything we've worked so hard to achieve. And with this award we can move forward and expand on our wonderful base of medium quality content. Taking on new pilots; chartering bigger and bolder flights; and exploring even stranger, more far reaching realms.
So I'd like to thank all of you for us here at Romp Air, thank you for giving us the opportunity to be background noise to dozens of people trying to do their homework.
I'd also like to take this time to announce my Candidacy for the Pres-
What? Wait! I'm not done yet!
I'm running for pres- Don't touch me peasants!
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: Dudeman on December 24, 2014, 09:04:15 PM
Post by: Dudeman on December 24, 2014, 09:04:15 PM
^ And then I showed up.
I think we can all agree that's when things took a turn for the worse.
I think we can all agree that's when things took a turn for the worse.
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: Sebastian on December 24, 2014, 09:05:41 PM
Post by: Sebastian on December 24, 2014, 09:05:41 PM
Great job, Blue! :)
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: K-NiGhT on December 24, 2014, 11:13:34 PM
Post by: K-NiGhT on December 24, 2014, 11:13:34 PM
Quote from: MaestroUGC on December 24, 2014, 07:04:03 PM"Best LPer"r00d. I've been getting back into it. Tho nobody knows apparently lol
More like "Only LPer"
ammiriteguise?
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: blueflower999 on December 25, 2014, 07:40:04 PM
Post by: blueflower999 on December 25, 2014, 07:40:04 PM
Most European
Winner: JaMaHa!
When not serving as a knight in the army of his local lord, JaMaHa enjoys eating croissants and drinking vodka. Always with the vodka. Breakfast, lunch, and dinner. Where'd he get the vodka? By beating the crap out of Russia with his pinky finger, that's how. No one screws with the Fins unless you want Sergeant JaMaHa to tail-slap you.
Runner-up: Waddle Bro!
Waddle isn't quite old enough to be a knight yet, so he's just in the squire stage. He spends much of his time out farming in the fields, hoping that one day he, too, can save... someone trapped at the top of his local castle. And drink some vodka with them.
Honorable Mention: Dr. P!
Dr. P was clearly the candidate for the most European of us with one fatal exception: He drinks too much coffee. Needs more vodka.
When not serving as a knight in the army of his local lord, JaMaHa enjoys eating croissants and drinking vodka. Always with the vodka. Breakfast, lunch, and dinner. Where'd he get the vodka? By beating the crap out of Russia with his pinky finger, that's how. No one screws with the Fins unless you want Sergeant JaMaHa to tail-slap you.
Runner-up: Waddle Bro!
Waddle isn't quite old enough to be a knight yet, so he's just in the squire stage. He spends much of his time out farming in the fields, hoping that one day he, too, can save... someone trapped at the top of his local castle. And drink some vodka with them.
Honorable Mention: Dr. P!
Dr. P was clearly the candidate for the most European of us with one fatal exception: He drinks too much coffee. Needs more vodka.
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Most American
Winner: Dr. P!
Derp over here may not pass well as European, but coffee is all the rage here in America. Sometimes Dr. P even drinks coffee while riding shirtless on his motorcycle. His favorite outfits include black-rimmed sunglasses and muscle shirts because he is the force of FREEDOM.
Runner-up: SFK!
Super American Kirby does one thing exceedingly well: Merica. What, that doesn't make sense? Too bad, Merica doesn't care. And neither does SFK. Merica!
Honorable Mention: Olimar!
In all honesty, Olimar represents what America is truly about: wearing cowboy hats and roping cattle on the open plains of Texas. Yeehaw!
Derp over here may not pass well as European, but coffee is all the rage here in America. Sometimes Dr. P even drinks coffee while riding shirtless on his motorcycle. His favorite outfits include black-rimmed sunglasses and muscle shirts because he is the force of FREEDOM.
Runner-up: SFK!
Super American Kirby does one thing exceedingly well: Merica. What, that doesn't make sense? Too bad, Merica doesn't care. And neither does SFK. Merica!
Honorable Mention: Olimar!
In all honesty, Olimar represents what America is truly about: wearing cowboy hats and roping cattle on the open plains of Texas. Yeehaw!
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Most Australian
Winner: Yugi!
Australia is an exotic place. I hear the people there ride to school on kangaroos. They also apparently put Vegemite on their crocodile sandwiches and wash it all down with some good ol' beer. Yugi seems to be into that kinda life, so that's why he stays down there in the desert with the other three mates in Australia. Hey, at least you get to have koalas as pets.
Runner-up: Pit!
Pit isn't into riding to school on a kangaroo. She usually takes an emu, which are surprisingly a lot faster and have just as much kicking power. They lack as comfy of a seat, but they're also lower maintenance. No one likes taking their kangaroo into the kangaroo repair shop.
Australia is an exotic place. I hear the people there ride to school on kangaroos. They also apparently put Vegemite on their crocodile sandwiches and wash it all down with some good ol' beer. Yugi seems to be into that kinda life, so that's why he stays down there in the desert with the other three mates in Australia. Hey, at least you get to have koalas as pets.
Runner-up: Pit!
Pit isn't into riding to school on a kangaroo. She usually takes an emu, which are surprisingly a lot faster and have just as much kicking power. They lack as comfy of a seat, but they're also lower maintenance. No one likes taking their kangaroo into the kangaroo repair shop.
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Most Canadian
Winner: Roz!
O Canada, where to begin? Truth be told, Canadia sounds like it's just aboot as weird as Australia, and I'm not sure how I feel aboot that. Roz, however, doesn't seem to mind. Like everyone in Canada, Roz is a professional ice hockey player and enjoys eating fake Canadian-style bacon with syrup on it. She has a pet polar bear, which could easily beat up Yugi's transportation kangaroo and Pit's low-maintenance emu. Also, the polar bear somehow learned to speak French. What's that aboot?
Runner-up: JDMEK!
JDMEK's favorite food is syrup on snow, which is just aboot the cheapest thing you can buy because both rain from the sky every day. He needs to brush up on his ice hockey and French before he can become a full member of Canadian "society", though. That and he's having some trouble paying off his igloo mortgage.
O Canada, where to begin? Truth be told, Canadia sounds like it's just aboot as weird as Australia, and I'm not sure how I feel aboot that. Roz, however, doesn't seem to mind. Like everyone in Canada, Roz is a professional ice hockey player and enjoys eating fake Canadian-style bacon with syrup on it. She has a pet polar bear, which could easily beat up Yugi's transportation kangaroo and Pit's low-maintenance emu. Also, the polar bear somehow learned to speak French. What's that aboot?
Runner-up: JDMEK!
JDMEK's favorite food is syrup on snow, which is just aboot the cheapest thing you can buy because both rain from the sky every day. He needs to brush up on his ice hockey and French before he can become a full member of Canadian "society", though. That and he's having some trouble paying off his igloo mortgage.
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Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: braix on December 25, 2014, 07:43:20 PM
Post by: braix on December 25, 2014, 07:43:20 PM
O Caaaaaaaaaaaaaaanaadaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: Olimar12345 on December 25, 2014, 07:50:18 PM
Post by: Olimar12345 on December 25, 2014, 07:50:18 PM
Quote from: blueflower999 on December 25, 2014, 07:40:04 PMIn all honesty, Olimar represents what America is truly about: wearing cowboy hats and roping cattle on the open plains of Texas. Yeehaw!
Disclaimer: Never have I done any of this! xD
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: blueflower999 on December 25, 2014, 07:53:32 PM
Post by: blueflower999 on December 25, 2014, 07:53:32 PM
Quote from: Olimar12345 on December 25, 2014, 07:50:18 PMDisclaimer: Never have I done any of this! xDHuh, I thought you lived in Texas. My bad!
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: Olimar12345 on December 25, 2014, 07:57:21 PM
Post by: Olimar12345 on December 25, 2014, 07:57:21 PM
Quote from: blueflower999 on December 25, 2014, 07:53:32 PMHuh, I thought you lived in Texas. My bad!
HNG... Oh, the stereotypes...
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: MaestroUGC on December 25, 2014, 08:06:14 PM
Post by: MaestroUGC on December 25, 2014, 08:06:14 PM
This is why I don't give out my place of residence.
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: SlowPokemon on December 25, 2014, 08:36:20 PM
Post by: SlowPokemon on December 25, 2014, 08:36:20 PM
I went to Texas over the summer and it was hands down the worst place I've ever been I'm never going back
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: mikey on December 25, 2014, 09:01:13 PM
Post by: mikey on December 25, 2014, 09:01:13 PM
Visit minnesota.
We got several feet of snow for thanksgiving but for some reason there's no snow for christmas ._.
We got several feet of snow for thanksgiving but for some reason there's no snow for christmas ._.
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: Bubbles on December 25, 2014, 09:38:30 PM
Post by: Bubbles on December 25, 2014, 09:38:30 PM
Quote from: Olimar12345 on December 25, 2014, 07:57:21 PMHNG... Oh, the stereotypes...try nj lol
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: DrP on December 26, 2014, 12:35:35 AM
Post by: DrP on December 26, 2014, 12:35:35 AM
Oh no. Not "my state is worse than your state" again! Every state in the US has its positives and negatives.
And for Europe, Vodka is only associated with Eastern Europe. Western Europe is known for wine and coffee (namely France). and I hate vodka. College ruined vodka and tequila.
And that American description. I haven't done/wore any of that (except the coffee stuff).
And for Europe, Vodka is only associated with Eastern Europe. Western Europe is known for wine and coffee (namely France). and I hate vodka. College ruined vodka and tequila.
And that American description. I haven't done/wore any of that (except the coffee stuff).
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: Bloop on December 26, 2014, 12:54:38 AM
Post by: Bloop on December 26, 2014, 12:54:38 AM
shhh don't lie you've done all that's been described
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: SuperFireKirby on December 26, 2014, 01:06:50 AM
Post by: SuperFireKirby on December 26, 2014, 01:06:50 AM
HOW DID I NOT GET MOST AMERICAN. THIS IS MY FREAKING FB BANNER:
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THIS CONTEST IS A SCAM. I HAVE HALF A MIND TO ENACT MY 2ND AMENDMENT RIGHTS AND SHOOT SOMEONE IN THE FACE.
(https://scontent-b-atl.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfa1/v/t1.0-9/480646_550526868299067_1279551553_n.jpg?oh=861a5682516326e5785de80ad0c6111d&oe=553E01EC)
THIS CONTEST IS A SCAM. I HAVE HALF A MIND TO ENACT MY 2ND AMENDMENT RIGHTS AND SHOOT SOMEONE IN THE FACE.
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: Mashi on December 26, 2014, 10:18:31 AM
Post by: Mashi on December 26, 2014, 10:18:31 AM
true patriotism is civilly dumping tea in the harbour tho
while our 13 bold eagles watch
and devour british scum
EDIT: By the way, I am silently keeping track of this!!! Literally the best Superlatives yet, blueflower999, you're doing a fantastic job.
while our 13 bold eagles watch
and devour british scum
EDIT: By the way, I am silently keeping track of this!!! Literally the best Superlatives yet, blueflower999, you're doing a fantastic job.
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: MaestroUGC on December 26, 2014, 10:22:39 AM
Post by: MaestroUGC on December 26, 2014, 10:22:39 AM
Quote from: Mashi on December 26, 2014, 10:18:31 AMLiterally the best Superlatives yet, blueflower999, you're doing a fantastic job.Well now, don't need to lie to the boy...
He is doing a great job, though.
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: MaestroUGC on December 26, 2014, 12:23:50 PM
Post by: MaestroUGC on December 26, 2014, 12:23:50 PM
A suggestion: Can you put all the winners in spoiler tags in the OP?
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: blueflower999 on December 26, 2014, 02:09:38 PM
Post by: blueflower999 on December 26, 2014, 02:09:38 PM
Quote from: MaestroUGC on December 26, 2014, 12:23:50 PMA suggestion: Can you put all the winners in spoiler tags in the OP?Yeah, I was planning on doing this. I will when I have time.
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: blueflower999 on December 27, 2014, 08:19:43 PM
Post by: blueflower999 on December 27, 2014, 08:19:43 PM
I knew you guys needed an extra day to recover from those previous Superlatives, which is why I waited a day. Not because I was lazy or anything.
Most Likely to Succeed
Winner: Maestro!
Of course Maestro wins this! With his aspirations to become the greatest composer ever, moderator of NSM forums, and President of the Universe, who could possibly suck more seed than him? In fact, I hear rumors that anyone who votes for him for President in the 2028 election will be provided a free seed to suck courtesy of Maestro Enterprises™. That's how dedicated our future leader is, folks.
Runner-up: Dr. P!
If drinking a lot of coffee in life is the key to success... well... looks like I have some dietary changes to make. Here's to the future CEO of Starbucks!
Of course Maestro wins this! With his aspirations to become the greatest composer ever, moderator of NSM forums, and President of the Universe, who could possibly suck more seed than him? In fact, I hear rumors that anyone who votes for him for President in the 2028 election will be provided a free seed to suck courtesy of Maestro Enterprises™. That's how dedicated our future leader is, folks.
Runner-up: Dr. P!
If drinking a lot of coffee in life is the key to success... well... looks like I have some dietary changes to make. Here's to the future CEO of Starbucks!
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Best Vocabulary
Winner: Mashi!
Mashi's vocabulary is expansive. Although his most common everyday words of choice are "OFC," "ya," and "frivolous." Just don't get him started on a scientific or mathematics discussion, or his vast knowledge will quickly lose you. Yeah, Mashi probably sleeps on the dictionary every night.
Runner-up: Fierce Deity!
In order to make such compelling arguments and tl;dr posts over in other threads, Fierce of course has to use language that isn't overly redundant. After a few thousand sentences that use the same words over and over, they become over-used. Therefore, to write the novellas that he posts, Fierce needs to keep a thesaurus over by his computer to make sure he doesn't overuse the same word over and over and over. That's why his vocabulary is overwhelming.
Whew, glad that's over.
Honorable Mention: Maestro!
Similarly to Fierce Deity, Maestro has to keep his expansive vocabulary up to date for his upcoming speeches. Particularly the ones that he makes to run for Presidency and for receiving these prestigious awards. I doubt Maestro uses a thesaurus though, it's probably all already stored in that brilliant mind of his.
What, did you expect me to write all of this using super-advanced words? Nah, I've made enough of a fool of myself already with these!
Mashi's vocabulary is expansive. Although his most common everyday words of choice are "OFC," "ya," and "frivolous." Just don't get him started on a scientific or mathematics discussion, or his vast knowledge will quickly lose you. Yeah, Mashi probably sleeps on the dictionary every night.
Runner-up: Fierce Deity!
In order to make such compelling arguments and tl;dr posts over in other threads, Fierce of course has to use language that isn't overly redundant. After a few thousand sentences that use the same words over and over, they become over-used. Therefore, to write the novellas that he posts, Fierce needs to keep a thesaurus over by his computer to make sure he doesn't overuse the same word over and over and over. That's why his vocabulary is overwhelming.
Whew, glad that's over.
Honorable Mention: Maestro!
Similarly to Fierce Deity, Maestro has to keep his expansive vocabulary up to date for his upcoming speeches. Particularly the ones that he makes to run for Presidency and for receiving these prestigious awards. I doubt Maestro uses a thesaurus though, it's probably all already stored in that brilliant mind of his.
What, did you expect me to write all of this using super-advanced words? Nah, I've made enough of a fool of myself already with these!
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Best Eyes
Winner: Slow Pokemon!
Stare into the eyes of the beautiful Slow Pokemon and you'll immediately fall into a hypnotic trance. It's probably really handy to hypnotize people over the internet. It's a good thing he doesn't show up in the Tinychat too often, or we'd probably all be worshiping Slow's ultra sexy eyeballs. Mmm.
Runner-up: Waddle Bro!
I'm sure Slow and Waddle Bro could stare into each other's eyes all day.
...and that's as far as I'm going with that.
Stare into the eyes of the beautiful Slow Pokemon and you'll immediately fall into a hypnotic trance. It's probably really handy to hypnotize people over the internet. It's a good thing he doesn't show up in the Tinychat too often, or we'd probably all be worshiping Slow's ultra sexy eyeballs. Mmm.
Runner-up: Waddle Bro!
I'm sure Slow and Waddle Bro could stare into each other's eyes all day.
...and that's as far as I'm going with that.
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Best Hair
Winner: Fierce Deity!
Really? Fierce has hair? What hair? (http://onereadleaf.files.wordpress.com/2011/11/major-armstrong.png). Oh, you guys like that little blonde curly thing? Or is it the blonde mustache?
I don't know, I'm grasping at straws here. You guys don't give me anything to work with, you know that? Maybe the best hair is lack of hair. NSM has a bald people fetish or something. I wouldn't be surprised if that little blonde curl and the mustache plus the smooth, shiny top is enough to turn all you guys on. Yep, that has to be it.
Runner-up: Nebbles!
Ah, now this makes much more sense. Nebbles has a full head a gorgeous, long, flowing hair. I always wonder how much time girls like Nebbles have to put into their hair to make it look nice, but however much it is, it sure pays off!
Honorable Mentions: Winter and Zoroark!
If you haven't checked the Face to the Name thread, Winter has a nice goatee thing going for him, even if his hair isn't as long as it was previously. Zoroark, on the other hand styles his hair... interestingly. I don't know, you guys seem to like it, so who am I to judge? At least he has hair.
Really? Fierce has hair? What hair? (http://onereadleaf.files.wordpress.com/2011/11/major-armstrong.png). Oh, you guys like that little blonde curly thing? Or is it the blonde mustache?
I don't know, I'm grasping at straws here. You guys don't give me anything to work with, you know that? Maybe the best hair is lack of hair. NSM has a bald people fetish or something. I wouldn't be surprised if that little blonde curl and the mustache plus the smooth, shiny top is enough to turn all you guys on. Yep, that has to be it.
Runner-up: Nebbles!
Ah, now this makes much more sense. Nebbles has a full head a gorgeous, long, flowing hair. I always wonder how much time girls like Nebbles have to put into their hair to make it look nice, but however much it is, it sure pays off!
Honorable Mentions: Winter and Zoroark!
If you haven't checked the Face to the Name thread, Winter has a nice goatee thing going for him, even if his hair isn't as long as it was previously. Zoroark, on the other hand styles his hair... interestingly. I don't know, you guys seem to like it, so who am I to judge? At least he has hair.
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Best Reviewer of Stuff
Winner: Blueflower!
I really don't even deserve to win this considering that my Christmas marathon tradition thinger has sort of flopped this year because I've been taking all my time to write up these Superlatives. Whatever though, I'm just glad that somebody reads my reviews and likes them, so I thank everyone who does from the bottom of my heart. :D
Runner-up: Slow Pokemon!
Slowball over here is the only NSM member that I'm aware of to operate not one, but two review threads. Slow reviews both games and musical scores, and very well I might add. His soundtrack reviews are very thorough (much more so than I could ever do), and for a non-musician like me, it's really amazing how much he can say about pieces. His game reviews, though, could use some work. He only gives good reviews to games that he's played recently. Also, I'm still waiting to see what the Best Graphics of 2013 were!!!
Honorable Mention: Wolf
Wolfy started his NOT SO POPULAR game reviews about a year ago, and since then they've been getting KIND OF POPULAR. He doesn't really give games a score, doesn't really update the table of contents on the first post, and doesn't really make a whole lot of sense. But hey, I'll give him this: his reviews are entertaining, and I like his taste in games.
I really don't even deserve to win this considering that my Christmas marathon tradition thinger has sort of flopped this year because I've been taking all my time to write up these Superlatives. Whatever though, I'm just glad that somebody reads my reviews and likes them, so I thank everyone who does from the bottom of my heart. :D
Runner-up: Slow Pokemon!
Slowball over here is the only NSM member that I'm aware of to operate not one, but two review threads. Slow reviews both games and musical scores, and very well I might add. His soundtrack reviews are very thorough (much more so than I could ever do), and for a non-musician like me, it's really amazing how much he can say about pieces. His game reviews, though, could use some work. He only gives good reviews to games that he's played recently. Also, I'm still waiting to see what the Best Graphics of 2013 were!!!
Honorable Mention: Wolf
Wolfy started his NOT SO POPULAR game reviews about a year ago, and since then they've been getting KIND OF POPULAR. He doesn't really give games a score, doesn't really update the table of contents on the first post, and doesn't really make a whole lot of sense. But hey, I'll give him this: his reviews are entertaining, and I like his taste in games.
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Best to Bring Home to a Mom and Dad
Winner: King Sammer!
Haha, very funny guys. You guys all want to introduce King Sammer to your parents so he can go BLEHBLUHBGHLBHGBLUH and then have sex so he can BLEHBLUHBGHLBHG all over you, and then marry him in the Temple of the Goddess of BLEHBLUHBGHLBHGBLUHBGHUH. Yeah, I'm starting to understand NSM's twisted fantasies now.
Runner-up: Nebbles!
I don't know why Nebbles keeps getting beaten by these joke answers, but whatever. I don't choose the winners, I just tell you about them. And break ties. Although I'm glad to see that a pretty girl like Nebbles is taking a backseat to King Sammer in NSM's ranking of attractiveness. Great community, aren't we?
Honorable Mention: Ruto!
Rutato I'm sure would be fun to introduce to my parents, if only there wasn't the issue of Mr. Scary-Pants Kefka over there looking at me through the scope of a sniper rifle.
Haha, very funny guys. You guys all want to introduce King Sammer to your parents so he can go BLEHBLUHBGHLBHGBLUH and then have sex so he can BLEHBLUHBGHLBHG all over you, and then marry him in the Temple of the Goddess of BLEHBLUHBGHLBHGBLUHBGHUH. Yeah, I'm starting to understand NSM's twisted fantasies now.
Runner-up: Nebbles!
I don't know why Nebbles keeps getting beaten by these joke answers, but whatever. I don't choose the winners, I just tell you about them. And break ties. Although I'm glad to see that a pretty girl like Nebbles is taking a backseat to King Sammer in NSM's ranking of attractiveness. Great community, aren't we?
Honorable Mention: Ruto!
Rutato I'm sure would be fun to introduce to my parents, if only there wasn't the issue of Mr. Scary-Pants Kefka over there looking at me through the scope of a sniper rifle.
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Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: braix on December 27, 2014, 08:28:55 PM
Post by: braix on December 27, 2014, 08:28:55 PM
so blue
are you talking about my shoulder length hair, my firey hair, or my current hair? ur not very clear
but gj anyway ur jokes arent pathetic
are you talking about my shoulder length hair, my firey hair, or my current hair? ur not very clear
but gj anyway ur jokes arent pathetic
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: BlackDragonSlayer on December 27, 2014, 08:33:36 PM
Post by: BlackDragonSlayer on December 27, 2014, 08:33:36 PM
Gasp! An insult to decency! I am appalled that you should consider that any besides I would have the dominant vocabulary (except maybe mashi <3)!
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: MaestroUGC on December 27, 2014, 08:42:05 PM
Post by: MaestroUGC on December 27, 2014, 08:42:05 PM
Quote from: blueflower999 on December 27, 2014, 08:19:43 PMSlowball over here is the only NSM member that I'm aware of to operate not one, but two review threads. Slow reviews both games and musical scores, and very well I might add.
*cough (http://forum.ninsheetm.us/index.php?topic=5260.0)cough* (http://forum.ninsheetm.us/index.php?topic=4773.0)
I'll give a proper acceptance speech tomorrow.
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: SlowPokemon on December 27, 2014, 09:12:38 PM
Post by: SlowPokemon on December 27, 2014, 09:12:38 PM
BLUE FLOWER ILY
I LOVE ALL OF YOU
Waddle will you please stare into my eyes I want to know who will be hypnotized first
I LOVE ALL OF YOU
Waddle will you please stare into my eyes I want to know who will be hypnotized first
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: Nebbles on December 27, 2014, 10:17:03 PM
Post by: Nebbles on December 27, 2014, 10:17:03 PM
I do have very nice hair, why thank you! :D
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: FierceDeity on December 28, 2014, 04:25:11 AM
Post by: FierceDeity on December 28, 2014, 04:25:11 AM
Quote from: blueflower999 on December 27, 2014, 08:19:43 PMBest Hair
Winner: Fierce Deity!
Really? Fierce has hair? What hair? (http://onereadleaf.files.wordpress.com/2011/11/major-armstrong.png). Oh, you guys like that little blonde curly thing? Or is it the blonde mustache?
I don't know, I'm grasping at straws here. You guys don't give me anything to work with, you know that? Maybe the best hair is lack of hair. NSM has a bald people fetish or something. I wouldn't be surprised if that little blonde curl and the mustache plus the smooth, shiny top is enough to turn all you guys on. Yep, that has to be it.[close]
I would like to thank Garnier, as well as my impeccable genes.
THIS METHOD OF LEAVE-IN CONDITIONING HAS BEEN PASSED DOWN THE ARMSTRONG LINE FOR GENERATIONS
Quote from: blueflower999 on December 27, 2014, 08:19:43 PMBest Vocabulary
Runner-up: Fierce Deity!
In order to make such compelling arguments and tl;dr posts over in other threads, Fierce of course has to use language that isn't overly redundant. After a few thousand sentences that use the same words over and over, they become over-used. Therefore, to write the novellas that he posts, Fierce needs to keep a thesaurus over by his computer to make sure he doesn't overuse the same word over and over and over. That's why his vocabulary is overwhelming.
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I would like to thank Blizzard for teaching me every other word of my present vocabulary back in my WoW days.
And for the other half, I would once again like to thank my impeccable genes.
Not teachers or anything. School is for chumps.
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: Winter on December 28, 2014, 05:52:56 AM
Post by: Winter on December 28, 2014, 05:52:56 AM
Quote from: blueflower999 on December 27, 2014, 08:19:43 PMRunner-up: Fierce Deity!
In order to make such compelling arguments and tl;dr posts over in other threads, Fierce of course has to use language that isn't overly redundant. After a few thousand sentences that use the same words over and over, they become over-used. Therefore, to write the novellas that he posts, Fierce needs to keep a thesaurus over by his computer to make sure he doesn't overuse the same word over and over and over. That's why his vocabulary is overwhelming.
Whew, glad that's over.
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: blueflower999 on December 28, 2014, 09:11:14 AM
Post by: blueflower999 on December 28, 2014, 09:11:14 AM
Whoops, clumsy me!
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: mikey on December 28, 2014, 12:34:49 PM
Post by: mikey on December 28, 2014, 12:34:49 PM
blue you clever clever redundant superfluous mellifluous magnificent host
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: braix on December 28, 2014, 12:36:36 PM
Post by: braix on December 28, 2014, 12:36:36 PM
Quote from: NocturneOfShadow on December 28, 2014, 12:34:49 PMblue you clever clever redundant superfluous mellifluous magnificent hostwhat
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: MaestroUGC on December 28, 2014, 12:43:26 PM
Post by: MaestroUGC on December 28, 2014, 12:43:26 PM
Quote from: NocturneOfShadow on December 28, 2014, 12:34:49 PMblue you clever clever redundant superfluous mellifluous magnificent hostJust like Gilbert and Sullivan; cheery, full of words, and signifying nothing.
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: MaestroUGC on December 28, 2014, 05:59:31 PM
Post by: MaestroUGC on December 28, 2014, 05:59:31 PM
The award called "Most Likely to Succeed" is a wonderful acknowledgement of the potential an individual can have. It's a little odd that I won the award, because that implies that I haven't actually succeeded yet.
WHO THE F-
The remainder of this speech has been cut due to broadcasting issues. Maestro Enterprises accepts the award on behalf of the entity known as Maestro and would like to express his appreciation of receiving such a coveted award and would like to remind you to vot for him in the 2028 election.
WHO THE F-
The remainder of this speech has been cut due to broadcasting issues. Maestro Enterprises accepts the award on behalf of the entity known as Maestro and would like to express his appreciation of receiving such a coveted award and would like to remind you to vot for him in the 2028 election.
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: braix on December 28, 2014, 06:07:43 PM
Post by: braix on December 28, 2014, 06:07:43 PM
i will definitely vot for you
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: MaestroUGC on December 28, 2014, 06:11:25 PM
Post by: MaestroUGC on December 28, 2014, 06:11:25 PM
It would appear I need to fire someone.
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: SlowPokemon on December 28, 2014, 08:39:53 PM
Post by: SlowPokemon on December 28, 2014, 08:39:53 PM
Fuck my sides
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: MaestroUGC on December 28, 2014, 08:40:49 PM
Post by: MaestroUGC on December 28, 2014, 08:40:49 PM
I'll be over shortly.
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: Yugi on December 28, 2014, 08:44:24 PM
Post by: Yugi on December 28, 2014, 08:44:24 PM
Quote from: SlowPokemon on December 28, 2014, 08:39:53 PMFuck my sidesok then
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: Waddle Bro on December 31, 2014, 05:57:31 PM
Post by: Waddle Bro on December 31, 2014, 05:57:31 PM
Although I don't agree with how the nominations were handled because they made it feel like your average senior year award ceremony where it feels like the same people win and get nominated for everything, I really like how you decided to add Honourable Mentions to some of the categories!!! You're doing a fantastic job with this, blueflower!
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: FireArrow on December 31, 2014, 06:13:08 PM
Post by: FireArrow on December 31, 2014, 06:13:08 PM
Quote from: Waddle Bro on December 31, 2014, 05:57:31 PMAlthough I don't agree with how the nominations were handled because they made it feel like your average senior year award ceremony where it feels like the same people win and get nominated for everything, I really like how you decided to add Honourable Mentions to some of the categories!!! You're doing a fantastic job with this, blueflower!
Well, that's mostly a problem with the community, not the actual superlatives.
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: mikey on December 31, 2014, 08:40:01 PM
Post by: mikey on December 31, 2014, 08:40:01 PM
yeah some people are just too good at stuff
screw them
screw them
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: FierceDeity on December 31, 2014, 09:27:26 PM
Post by: FierceDeity on December 31, 2014, 09:27:26 PM
Quote from: Waddle Bro on December 31, 2014, 05:57:31 PMAlthough I don't agree with how the nominations were handled because they made it feel like your average senior year award ceremony where it feels like the same people win and get nominated for everything
Out of curiosity, how would you rather it have been done? Because I don't really see how single nominations qualifying people would change that at all, and last I remember that was your suggestion :/
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: FireArrow on December 31, 2014, 10:47:58 PM
Post by: FireArrow on December 31, 2014, 10:47:58 PM
Quote from: NocturneOfShadow on December 31, 2014, 08:40:01 PMyeah some people are just too good at stuff
screw them
stop being hot nos
and stop being annoying
it makes people vote for you in those categories
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: MaestroUGC on January 01, 2015, 09:46:30 AM
Post by: MaestroUGC on January 01, 2015, 09:46:30 AM
I don't agree with how the nominations just stopped.
I suppose that means I win the rest, but I wanted an earned victory! Not a de facto win, or one by default.
I suppose that means I win the rest, but I wanted an earned victory! Not a de facto win, or one by default.
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: DrP on January 01, 2015, 10:18:14 AM
Post by: DrP on January 01, 2015, 10:18:14 AM
There's got to be a better way everything gets handled for the 4th Annual Superlatives!
There is always something better to be done after every year anyways!
There is always something better to be done after every year anyways!
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: Waddle Bro on January 01, 2015, 10:31:27 AM
Post by: Waddle Bro on January 01, 2015, 10:31:27 AM
Quote from: FierceDeity on December 31, 2014, 09:27:26 PMOut of curiosity, how would you rather it have been done? Because I don't really see how single nominations qualifying people would change that at all, and last I remember that was your suggestion :/I'd rather have the host pick people who feel fit to be nominated in the categories, and he could balance it out. I mean, it's just nominations and you might not realize it immediately, but it boosts people's self-confidence and makes you feel good about yourself when you see you've been nominated for like the cutest, even if you wouldn't win the category!
tl;dr Suggesting people to be nominated > voting for people to be nominated imo
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: DrP on January 01, 2015, 10:42:27 AM
Post by: DrP on January 01, 2015, 10:42:27 AM
We weren't really voting for the nominations since there weren't any clear winners. And to have the host pick people, it might end up being subjective, but that is just a possibility.
I say we have an organized process for submitting names and voting using a system and providing clear parameters for deadlines and such. (Which I can create, because I like doing this kind of stuff)
I say we have an organized process for submitting names and voting using a system and providing clear parameters for deadlines and such. (Which I can create, because I like doing this kind of stuff)
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: MaestroUGC on January 01, 2015, 11:02:03 AM
Post by: MaestroUGC on January 01, 2015, 11:02:03 AM
I think DrP is offering to host the Fourth Annual NSM Superlatives.
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: mikey on January 01, 2015, 11:06:32 AM
Post by: mikey on January 01, 2015, 11:06:32 AM
Speaking of superlatives:
where are they
where are they
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: braix on January 01, 2015, 11:33:58 AM
Post by: braix on January 01, 2015, 11:33:58 AM
gasp
maybe they're gone
maybe they're gone
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: Bloop on January 01, 2015, 12:06:40 PM
Post by: Bloop on January 01, 2015, 12:06:40 PM
ohnoez D:
They were just getting better :(
They were just getting better :(
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: blueflower999 on January 01, 2015, 05:26:07 PM
Post by: blueflower999 on January 01, 2015, 05:26:07 PM
Quote from: NocturneOfShadow on January 01, 2015, 11:06:32 AMSpeaking of superlatives:Right here, silly! And now I present to you...
where are they
Four Awards That I Am Entirely Unfit To Judge Because I Know Nothing About Art, Writing, or Music!!!
Wooo...
Best Artist
Winner: Nebbles!
Besides looking super attractive or doing Let's Plays, another one of Nebu's talents is drawing and sculpting. I re-read through her art thread (http://forum.ninsheetm.us/index.php?topic=3414.0), which happens to be one of the longest on the site, and she has a lot of talent. Some great Pokemon sculptures, lots of cool gijinkas, some neat sketches, and even a self portrait or two. She does it all. Unfortunately, the thread hasn't really been updated in a few years, and I'd be all in favor of Nebbles posting some new stuff there sometimes. (Plus, I hear she owes someone a Flaaffy drawing.)
Runner-up: Ruto!
Before having to read through her thread for this, I didn't know that Ruto had such a talent for this sort of thing! Seriously, I'm surprised! Normally as a scientist myself I would be more in favor of her doing science rather than making art posts, but with stuff this cool I don't really care. While not quite as long as Nebbles' thread, Ruto's has some great professional-style photography shots and sketches. My personal favorites are the pictures of flowers (heh) and her charcoal drawing of Link.
I'd be very in favor of seeing both of you bump your threads new stuff if you feel so inclined!
Besides looking super attractive or doing Let's Plays, another one of Nebu's talents is drawing and sculpting. I re-read through her art thread (http://forum.ninsheetm.us/index.php?topic=3414.0), which happens to be one of the longest on the site, and she has a lot of talent. Some great Pokemon sculptures, lots of cool gijinkas, some neat sketches, and even a self portrait or two. She does it all. Unfortunately, the thread hasn't really been updated in a few years, and I'd be all in favor of Nebbles posting some new stuff there sometimes. (Plus, I hear she owes someone a Flaaffy drawing.)
Runner-up: Ruto!
Before having to read through her thread for this, I didn't know that Ruto had such a talent for this sort of thing! Seriously, I'm surprised! Normally as a scientist myself I would be more in favor of her doing science rather than making art posts, but with stuff this cool I don't really care. While not quite as long as Nebbles' thread, Ruto's has some great professional-style photography shots and sketches. My personal favorites are the pictures of flowers (heh) and her charcoal drawing of Link.
I'd be very in favor of seeing both of you bump your threads new stuff if you feel so inclined!
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Best Storyteller
Winner: K-Night!
Wow, no surprise here, right? K-Night has honestly dominated the Story Telling board for as long as I can remember with two very successful hits: The Great NSM Pokemon Adventure and the Titan series (previously known as Overwatch). The Story Telling board is full of threads that had a lot of potential but sort of faded away into obscurity, either due to lack of encouragement, participation, or time. While K-Night has had a few of these such threads, The Great NSM Pokemon Adventure is by far the most popular story on the site (with an almost 100 page discussion therad) and the Titan Series is my personal favorite. Both of these very well written with really interesting plots and great characters, so hats off to you, K-Night! Looking forward to seeing whatever you might decide to write in the future.
Runner-up: Cobraroll!
Now, I'll be honest here: I'm going to assume that the people who voted for Cobraroll to win this are fans of his Emergence story, which actually wrapped up a few years ago. I haven't read such story, but by seeing the positive comments in the thread, I can venture to gather that it's pretty great. Cobra, I doubt you're reading this, but you really did write a story that people on this site like enough to vote for you even years after the story finished. And that's a wonderful thing.
Wow, no surprise here, right? K-Night has honestly dominated the Story Telling board for as long as I can remember with two very successful hits: The Great NSM Pokemon Adventure and the Titan series (previously known as Overwatch). The Story Telling board is full of threads that had a lot of potential but sort of faded away into obscurity, either due to lack of encouragement, participation, or time. While K-Night has had a few of these such threads, The Great NSM Pokemon Adventure is by far the most popular story on the site (with an almost 100 page discussion therad) and the Titan Series is my personal favorite. Both of these very well written with really interesting plots and great characters, so hats off to you, K-Night! Looking forward to seeing whatever you might decide to write in the future.
Runner-up: Cobraroll!
Now, I'll be honest here: I'm going to assume that the people who voted for Cobraroll to win this are fans of his Emergence story, which actually wrapped up a few years ago. I haven't read such story, but by seeing the positive comments in the thread, I can venture to gather that it's pretty great. Cobra, I doubt you're reading this, but you really did write a story that people on this site like enough to vote for you even years after the story finished. And that's a wonderful thing.
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Best Arranger
Winner: Bespinben!
These music related categories are going to be very difficult for me to judge seeing as I'm not a musician, but even I have a lot of respect for Bespinben and his arrangements. Bespinben has been arranging since shortly after he joined the site in the summer of 2011, and has since contributed a whole slew of Pokemon arrangements to the site. The bulk of these arrangements appear to be from the Pokemon Mystery Dungeon series, which I'm pretty sure is one of the community's favorite Pokemon spin-offs. After his two year absence, Bespinben's arranging talents haven't diminished at all, and he now arranges songs from the Gates to Infinity game that came out after his hiatus.
Runner-up: Fierce Deity!
Fierce has only been on the site for about a year and a half, but has already cemented his place in my mind as one of the best musicians on the site. His arrangements are always top notch, and I find myself agreeing with his taste in music more often than not. Here's looking forward to whatever he may arrange in the future!
Honorable Mention: Deku!
I'll begin this with a little story. Before I made an account on the NSM forums, I lurked on the main site and listened to a lot of the arrangements, and one of my favorite arrangers on the site was always Deku Trombonist, even though I had no idea who he or she was at the time. All I knew was that their arrangements were always very good and I enjoyed listening to them. Fast forward to today, where Deku is very active in critiquing arrangements, helping out other arrangers, and making updates on the site happen. Who knows how we'd function without him?
These music related categories are going to be very difficult for me to judge seeing as I'm not a musician, but even I have a lot of respect for Bespinben and his arrangements. Bespinben has been arranging since shortly after he joined the site in the summer of 2011, and has since contributed a whole slew of Pokemon arrangements to the site. The bulk of these arrangements appear to be from the Pokemon Mystery Dungeon series, which I'm pretty sure is one of the community's favorite Pokemon spin-offs. After his two year absence, Bespinben's arranging talents haven't diminished at all, and he now arranges songs from the Gates to Infinity game that came out after his hiatus.
Runner-up: Fierce Deity!
Fierce has only been on the site for about a year and a half, but has already cemented his place in my mind as one of the best musicians on the site. His arrangements are always top notch, and I find myself agreeing with his taste in music more often than not. Here's looking forward to whatever he may arrange in the future!
Honorable Mention: Deku!
I'll begin this with a little story. Before I made an account on the NSM forums, I lurked on the main site and listened to a lot of the arrangements, and one of my favorite arrangers on the site was always Deku Trombonist, even though I had no idea who he or she was at the time. All I knew was that their arrangements were always very good and I enjoyed listening to them. Fast forward to today, where Deku is very active in critiquing arrangements, helping out other arrangers, and making updates on the site happen. Who knows how we'd function without him?
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Best Composer
Winner: Maestro!
Because I know absolutely nothing about music, you could easily play some of Maestro's compositions (http://forum.ninsheetm.us/index.php?topic=1685.0) for me and I wouldn't be able to distinguish between them and the works of great classical composers. I can't critique his work from a musical standpoint, and I can't even say whether I like it or not. What I can tell you, though, is that anyone who writes pieces and calls them things like "Symphony Number 4 "Civility" in C Minor, Op. 22" and "Symphony Number 1 in F Minor" has to know what they're talking about. Maestro truly lives up to his name.
Runner-up: Fierce Deity!
Back in November of 2013, Fierce posted a thread with three of his home-made compositions (http://forum.ninsheetm.us/index.php?topic=5957.msg231824#msg231824). While the thread hasn't exactly taken off like Maestro's has, there's still some pretty cool-looking pieces over there, and you guys should go take a look!
Honorable Mention: Bloop!
Bloopity Bloop has written a *crapton* of compositions (http://forum.ninsheetm.us/index.php?topic=4967.0). He even updates fairly regularly with more work of his, and a lot of the songs he has even have lyrics with them, which is really cool! O_o You can tell that he really pours his heart out into this work (as a lot of you do!), and that's really evident in the words that he puts to his music.
Because I know absolutely nothing about music, you could easily play some of Maestro's compositions (http://forum.ninsheetm.us/index.php?topic=1685.0) for me and I wouldn't be able to distinguish between them and the works of great classical composers. I can't critique his work from a musical standpoint, and I can't even say whether I like it or not. What I can tell you, though, is that anyone who writes pieces and calls them things like "Symphony Number 4 "Civility" in C Minor, Op. 22" and "Symphony Number 1 in F Minor" has to know what they're talking about. Maestro truly lives up to his name.
Runner-up: Fierce Deity!
Back in November of 2013, Fierce posted a thread with three of his home-made compositions (http://forum.ninsheetm.us/index.php?topic=5957.msg231824#msg231824). While the thread hasn't exactly taken off like Maestro's has, there's still some pretty cool-looking pieces over there, and you guys should go take a look!
Honorable Mention: Bloop!
Bloopity Bloop has written a *crapton* of compositions (http://forum.ninsheetm.us/index.php?topic=4967.0). He even updates fairly regularly with more work of his, and a lot of the songs he has even have lyrics with them, which is really cool! O_o You can tell that he really pours his heart out into this work (as a lot of you do!), and that's really evident in the words that he puts to his music.
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Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: braix on January 01, 2015, 05:29:23 PM
Post by: braix on January 01, 2015, 05:29:23 PM
yay *clapclapclap*
congratulations to everyone that won something from that person that's entirely unfit to judge because he knows nothing about art, writing, or music
congratulations to everyone that won something from that person that's entirely unfit to judge because he knows nothing about art, writing, or music
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: blueflower999 on January 01, 2015, 05:30:17 PM
Post by: blueflower999 on January 01, 2015, 05:30:17 PM
Zoroark I love you because you're always the first to reply and it makes me feel good XD
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: MaestroUGC on January 01, 2015, 05:37:28 PM
Post by: MaestroUGC on January 01, 2015, 05:37:28 PM
The only reason my thread as "taken off" compared to the others is mainly more so due to the fact I've been at it for years. Really a lot of the stuff in the Creativity Board could use some more attention.
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: braix on January 01, 2015, 05:39:43 PM
Post by: braix on January 01, 2015, 05:39:43 PM
who tf is zororark
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: FierceDeity on January 01, 2015, 05:41:00 PM
Post by: FierceDeity on January 01, 2015, 05:41:00 PM
WAIT WHAT HOW DID I GET RUNNER UP FOR BOTH OF THESE
I TOTALLY WASN'T EXPECTING THAT THANK YOU GUYS SO MUCH O.O
There's so much of my stuff I haven't even uploaded to my composition thread XD I should get on that at some point...
I TOTALLY WASN'T EXPECTING THAT THANK YOU GUYS SO MUCH O.O
There's so much of my stuff I haven't even uploaded to my composition thread XD I should get on that at some point...
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: mikey on January 01, 2015, 05:41:57 PM
Post by: mikey on January 01, 2015, 05:41:57 PM
Quote from: braixen1264 on January 01, 2015, 05:29:23 PMyay *clapclapclap*you heard it here first folks these people don't deserve to win
congratulations to everyone that won something from that person that's entirely unfit to judge because he knows nothing about art, writing, or music
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: Nebbles on January 01, 2015, 05:55:32 PM
Post by: Nebbles on January 01, 2015, 05:55:32 PM
how did i get best artist my art thread is ancient
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: MaestroUGC on January 01, 2015, 06:00:49 PM
Post by: MaestroUGC on January 01, 2015, 06:00:49 PM
The same way I always get Best Composer:
I am. Though not enough to etch myself into the great Pantheon.
I am. Though not enough to etch myself into the great Pantheon.
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: SlowPokemon on January 01, 2015, 06:02:43 PM
Post by: SlowPokemon on January 01, 2015, 06:02:43 PM
:'( :'( :'(
nice job to maestro fierce and bloop for being mentioned as a best composer
nice job to maestro fierce and bloop for being mentioned as a best composer
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: FierceDeity on January 01, 2015, 06:14:55 PM
Post by: FierceDeity on January 01, 2015, 06:14:55 PM
If it's any solace, I'd have voted for you before myself in a heartbeat
it's just that I kinda voted for maestro and yeah
it's just that I kinda voted for maestro and yeah
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: SlowPokemon on January 01, 2015, 06:17:55 PM
Post by: SlowPokemon on January 01, 2015, 06:17:55 PM
I'm just kidding :D congrats guys seriously. I think you're all absolutely brilliant budding composers.
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: MaestroUGC on January 01, 2015, 06:18:45 PM
Post by: MaestroUGC on January 01, 2015, 06:18:45 PM
Quote from: FierceDeity on January 01, 2015, 06:14:55 PMIf it's any solace, I'd have voted for you before myself in a heartbeat...and then one thing led to another and now he's moved in with me and we have lots of gay butt sex and...
it's just that I kinda voted for maestro and yeah
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: SlowPokemon on January 01, 2015, 06:32:27 PM
Post by: SlowPokemon on January 01, 2015, 06:32:27 PM
.......................................
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: MaestroUGC on January 01, 2015, 06:33:29 PM
Post by: MaestroUGC on January 01, 2015, 06:33:29 PM
Hey, what can I say? People love winners.
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: FierceDeity on January 01, 2015, 06:40:05 PM
Post by: FierceDeity on January 01, 2015, 06:40:05 PM
and winners love wieners
i'm so sorry guys
i'm so sorry guys
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: Bloop on January 02, 2015, 01:56:17 AM
Post by: Bloop on January 02, 2015, 01:56:17 AM
Ohyay I got an honorable mention :3
Congratz everyone!
Congratz everyone!
Quote from: FierceDeity on January 01, 2015, 06:40:05 PMand winners love wienersalso that
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: K-NiGhT on January 02, 2015, 06:05:55 AM
Post by: K-NiGhT on January 02, 2015, 06:05:55 AM
Thanks for voting me best storyteller guys :) I'll admit I haven't done as much with a particular story as I'd like, but maybe I'll suddenly get some big inspiration sometime soon thanks to you all!
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: SlowPokemon on January 02, 2015, 06:34:34 AM
Post by: SlowPokemon on January 02, 2015, 06:34:34 AM
;D
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: MaestroUGC on January 02, 2015, 07:38:22 PM
Post by: MaestroUGC on January 02, 2015, 07:38:22 PM
It is with great honor that I accept the Best Composer award for a third year in a row. It is also with a great reluctance that I give this speech.
There are times when I feel as though I can rival Beethoven himself, a claim many make but few actually achieve. Then there are times where I believe my efforts will go unnoticed; something I feel all creators share. I suppose it all comes down to the fact that I feel I speak an entirely different language than most understand here. I work in styles and forms that fell out of vogue a hundred years ago, an appeal to that past I suppose.
My context is two hundred years before me; and the closer I get to that ideal, I feel as though I drift further away from the now. Even with my arrangements, a quaint hobby at best, I try to bridge that gap and with each one I grow closer to understanding what makes both so great.
I once told someone that all we do, as composers, is simply emulate those whom we love and aspire to be. It is through that emulation that we discover our own voice, our own idiom. I'm still discovering mine, and with each note I set I understand it a little more. And with each piece I feel as though one more person understands what I am doing here. Sure, critical feedback would be nice, but I wish to go far beyond that.
Ultimately, it's not for the praise or the accolades or the money as none of those really last. It's about the legacy of it all, being able to stand alongside those great masters who showed me the way. So thank you for this award, this tiny trophy of humor, because at least in this small community I know somebody will listen and understand, if only one.
Thank you.
And you thought I couldn't give a serious acceptance speech.
There are times when I feel as though I can rival Beethoven himself, a claim many make but few actually achieve. Then there are times where I believe my efforts will go unnoticed; something I feel all creators share. I suppose it all comes down to the fact that I feel I speak an entirely different language than most understand here. I work in styles and forms that fell out of vogue a hundred years ago, an appeal to that past I suppose.
My context is two hundred years before me; and the closer I get to that ideal, I feel as though I drift further away from the now. Even with my arrangements, a quaint hobby at best, I try to bridge that gap and with each one I grow closer to understanding what makes both so great.
I once told someone that all we do, as composers, is simply emulate those whom we love and aspire to be. It is through that emulation that we discover our own voice, our own idiom. I'm still discovering mine, and with each note I set I understand it a little more. And with each piece I feel as though one more person understands what I am doing here. Sure, critical feedback would be nice, but I wish to go far beyond that.
Ultimately, it's not for the praise or the accolades or the money as none of those really last. It's about the legacy of it all, being able to stand alongside those great masters who showed me the way. So thank you for this award, this tiny trophy of humor, because at least in this small community I know somebody will listen and understand, if only one.
Thank you.
And you thought I couldn't give a serious acceptance speech.
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: mikey on January 02, 2015, 07:56:31 PM
Post by: mikey on January 02, 2015, 07:56:31 PM
Quote from: MaestroUGC on January 02, 2015, 07:38:22 PMAnd you thought I couldn't give a serious acceptance speech.I COULD FEEL IT
THEN YOU RUINED IT
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: MaestroUGC on January 02, 2015, 07:58:35 PM
Post by: MaestroUGC on January 02, 2015, 07:58:35 PM
Can't let these become too somber.
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: Sebastian on January 02, 2015, 08:23:08 PM
Post by: Sebastian on January 02, 2015, 08:23:08 PM
Quote from: MaestroUGC on January 02, 2015, 07:38:22 PMMaestro's SpeechYou've convinced us you're a great composer. Now, can you convince the world?
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: SlowPokemon on January 02, 2015, 08:25:38 PM
Post by: SlowPokemon on January 02, 2015, 08:25:38 PM
I love new NSM I haven't loved this website this much in years
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: Dude on January 02, 2015, 08:47:52 PM
Post by: Dude on January 02, 2015, 08:47:52 PM
I give it a 4 potatoes/7 cucumbers
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: braix on January 03, 2015, 09:45:07 AM
Post by: braix on January 03, 2015, 09:45:07 AM
i r8 8/8 gr8 m8
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: mikey on January 03, 2015, 09:53:43 AM
Post by: mikey on January 03, 2015, 09:53:43 AM
don't h8
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: K-NiGhT on January 03, 2015, 09:56:02 AM
Post by: K-NiGhT on January 03, 2015, 09:56:02 AM
Quote from: NocturneOfShadow on January 02, 2015, 07:56:31 PMI COULD FEEL ITI WAS REALLY FEELING IT
THEN YOU RUINED IT
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: DrP on January 04, 2015, 10:35:38 AM
Post by: DrP on January 04, 2015, 10:35:38 AM
Next Round!
Next Round!
NEXT ROUND!
Next Round!
NEXT ROUND!
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: braix on January 04, 2015, 10:54:15 AM
Post by: braix on January 04, 2015, 10:54:15 AM
pls hurry up with the next awards, blue
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: blueflower999 on January 04, 2015, 05:44:53 PM
Post by: blueflower999 on January 04, 2015, 05:44:53 PM
Quote from: braixen1264 on January 04, 2015, 10:54:15 AMpls hurry up with the next awards, blueQuit your whining :P
I don't have time for a ton of them but I'll do a few, why not.
Cutest Friends
Winner: Slow Pokemon + Blueflower!
Hm, what can I say to sum up Slow and myself's friendship? Hm, that's a toughie. Slow is hella awesome and I love him and all, but what about our relationship is "cute", exactly? I don't see it. I'm not even really aware of how much our friendship is visible to other people on this forum considering that most of our conversations take place on Skype. So how is it even possible to judge the cuteness of our bromance?
Maybe it's the eyes. Yep, it's definitely Slow's eyes. They tend to do that to people.
Runner-up: Maestro + Maestro!
I love NSM. No, I really do. The fact that this wins over people like Pit + Fingerz and Slow + Waddle really amazes me. I mean, it could be worse. Thank God ThatGamer joined after the nomination process was over or else we'd see things like "ThatGamer + King Sammer" and crap like that. You know what is really interesting about this award though? The fact that I can't tell if it's referring to Maestro's narcissism or the fact that he's growing a duplicate of himself in his basement to run as his vice president in 2028. Probably both.
Honorable Mention: Shadowkirby + Kman!
Aha! Now here's something legitimate. Shadowkriby and Cwoman69 have been best buds for as long as I can remember. If memory serves, I think Shadow even introduced Kman to the forums in the first place. I suppose there aren't many people to choose for friends up at the North Pole, but these two are pretty similar interest-wise as far as I can tell. Plus, they're both great guys, and that's all that really matters. Cheers!
Hm, what can I say to sum up Slow and myself's friendship? Hm, that's a toughie. Slow is hella awesome and I love him and all, but what about our relationship is "cute", exactly? I don't see it. I'm not even really aware of how much our friendship is visible to other people on this forum considering that most of our conversations take place on Skype. So how is it even possible to judge the cuteness of our bromance?
Maybe it's the eyes. Yep, it's definitely Slow's eyes. They tend to do that to people.
Runner-up: Maestro + Maestro!
I love NSM. No, I really do. The fact that this wins over people like Pit + Fingerz and Slow + Waddle really amazes me. I mean, it could be worse. Thank God ThatGamer joined after the nomination process was over or else we'd see things like "ThatGamer + King Sammer" and crap like that. You know what is really interesting about this award though? The fact that I can't tell if it's referring to Maestro's narcissism or the fact that he's growing a duplicate of himself in his basement to run as his vice president in 2028. Probably both.
Honorable Mention: Shadowkirby + Kman!
Aha! Now here's something legitimate. Shadowkriby and Cwoman69 have been best buds for as long as I can remember. If memory serves, I think Shadow even introduced Kman to the forums in the first place. I suppose there aren't many people to choose for friends up at the North Pole, but these two are pretty similar interest-wise as far as I can tell. Plus, they're both great guys, and that's all that really matters. Cheers!
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Best Sheet Reviewer
Winner: Olimar!
Oh no, not another music category that I can't relate to! Oh well, at least this one's pretty obvious: Olimar has definitely done a fantastic job in reviewing sheets. Constantly offering helpful criticisms of arrangements, Olimar becoming an updater and a staff member was a great idea on the part of... whoever's idea that was. He even had this awesome Live Feedback Thread (which isn't going on anymore?) that would allow people to get live critiques of their pieces in the Tinychat. It worked very well and was incredibly helpful to some of the newer arrangers to get their sheets accepted quickly. Olimar definitely knows his stuff and knows how to get stuff done.
Runner-up: Deku!
Deku and Olimar are a great team, and they're the ones I usually see critiquing sheets in the submission threads. Until last night, I didn't notice that Deku was actually promoted to be an Administrator (previously the only one was JaMaHa), so now he's essentially the second in command below our Supreme Overlord. Anyway, Deku knows a ton about music and always does a great job of updating the database and submissions systems. Yay! Trombone!
Honorable Mention: Bespinben!
The newest addition to the staff of NinSheetMusic, Bespinben posted a small update back in November to prove that, yes, he can navigate the new semi-automated updating system!! I don't want to sound like a broken record here, so let's just say that Bespinben knows a ton about music that I can't even relate to, he's a super cool guy that helps people out with their sheets, and I'm sure does stuff behind the scenes to help out with updating the site!
Oh no, not another music category that I can't relate to! Oh well, at least this one's pretty obvious: Olimar has definitely done a fantastic job in reviewing sheets. Constantly offering helpful criticisms of arrangements, Olimar becoming an updater and a staff member was a great idea on the part of... whoever's idea that was. He even had this awesome Live Feedback Thread (which isn't going on anymore?) that would allow people to get live critiques of their pieces in the Tinychat. It worked very well and was incredibly helpful to some of the newer arrangers to get their sheets accepted quickly. Olimar definitely knows his stuff and knows how to get stuff done.
Runner-up: Deku!
Deku and Olimar are a great team, and they're the ones I usually see critiquing sheets in the submission threads. Until last night, I didn't notice that Deku was actually promoted to be an Administrator (previously the only one was JaMaHa), so now he's essentially the second in command below our Supreme Overlord. Anyway, Deku knows a ton about music and always does a great job of updating the database and submissions systems. Yay! Trombone!
Honorable Mention: Bespinben!
The newest addition to the staff of NinSheetMusic, Bespinben posted a small update back in November to prove that, yes, he can navigate the new semi-automated updating system!! I don't want to sound like a broken record here, so let's just say that Bespinben knows a ton about music that I can't even relate to, he's a super cool guy that helps people out with their sheets, and I'm sure does stuff behind the scenes to help out with updating the site!
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Best Moderator
Winner: Bubbles!
Wait, Bubbles is a moderator?! It feels like just yesterday that he/she joined the site, and over a year after myself, I might add. Bubbles has been managing the request board since Shadoninja left the position, and while she had very large shoes to fill, she's been doing a pretty good job of it. It could still use a lot of cleaning up, sure, but nothing is too much for Bubs. Just make sure you follow the golden 3 rules:
1. Don't mess with Bubbles
2. Post your request with a YouTube link
3. Don't mess with Bubbles
Runner-up: Olimar!
As I said above, making Olimar an updater was a genius idea on the part of the staff (hey, it worked out a lot better than making Shadowkirby an updater). I suppose technically speaking neither Bubbles nor Olimar are "moderators", so many the next person who does the NSM Superlatives should change this category to "Best Staff Member" or something like that. Anyway, there's not really much I can say that I didn't say above already. Olimar rocks as a moderator, and anyone who disagrees will have their face being eaten by a Bulborb in his signature.
Honorable Mention: Deku!
Alright, now here's a real moderator. Technically an administrator, but I guess that's like a super-ultra-omega moderator. Deku Trombonist, along with Winter, has posted the vast majority of the updates on the site, so therefore he's also responsible for much of the goodness and success that NSM has as a whole. He might not be as pimpsteresque as the other Deku, but he's still pretty great.
Wait, Bubbles is a moderator?! It feels like just yesterday that he/she joined the site, and over a year after myself, I might add. Bubbles has been managing the request board since Shadoninja left the position, and while she had very large shoes to fill, she's been doing a pretty good job of it. It could still use a lot of cleaning up, sure, but nothing is too much for Bubs. Just make sure you follow the golden 3 rules:
1. Don't mess with Bubbles
2. Post your request with a YouTube link
3. Don't mess with Bubbles
Runner-up: Olimar!
As I said above, making Olimar an updater was a genius idea on the part of the staff (hey, it worked out a lot better than making Shadowkirby an updater). I suppose technically speaking neither Bubbles nor Olimar are "moderators", so many the next person who does the NSM Superlatives should change this category to "Best Staff Member" or something like that. Anyway, there's not really much I can say that I didn't say above already. Olimar rocks as a moderator, and anyone who disagrees will have their face being eaten by a Bulborb in his signature.
Honorable Mention: Deku!
Alright, now here's a real moderator. Technically an administrator, but I guess that's like a super-ultra-omega moderator. Deku Trombonist, along with Winter, has posted the vast majority of the updates on the site, so therefore he's also responsible for much of the goodness and success that NSM has as a whole. He might not be as pimpsteresque as the other Deku, but he's still pretty great.
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There, those were awful. You happy now?
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: mikey on January 04, 2015, 05:48:42 PM
Post by: mikey on January 04, 2015, 05:48:42 PM
I think I speak for most others when I say yes, I'm happy.
That being said, I WANT MORE
I can tell you put a lot of effort into making these entertaining though, good job! :P
That being said, I WANT MORE
I can tell you put a lot of effort into making these entertaining though, good job! :P
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: braix on January 04, 2015, 06:43:10 PM
Post by: braix on January 04, 2015, 06:43:10 PM
they weren't awful
I wont mess with bubbles
I wont mess with bubbles
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: SlowPokemon on January 04, 2015, 08:53:10 PM
Post by: SlowPokemon on January 04, 2015, 08:53:10 PM
BLUE AND I ARE CUTEST FRIENDS WHAT
BLUE IMAGINE IF THEY ACTUALLY SAW OUR SKYPE CONVERSATIONS
BLUE IMAGINE IF THEY ACTUALLY SAW OUR SKYPE CONVERSATIONS
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: braix on January 04, 2015, 08:56:11 PM
Post by: braix on January 04, 2015, 08:56:11 PM
now im curious haha
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: SlowPokemon on January 04, 2015, 08:57:05 PM
Post by: SlowPokemon on January 04, 2015, 08:57:05 PM
Quote from: braixen1264 on January 04, 2015, 08:56:11 PMnow im curious haha
yeah most guys say that after talking to me long enough
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: FireArrow on January 04, 2015, 09:00:20 PM
Post by: FireArrow on January 04, 2015, 09:00:20 PM
Quote from: SlowPokemon on January 04, 2015, 08:57:05 PMyeah most guys say that after talking to me long enough
Took me a second.
OMG I LOVE YOU
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: Bubbles on January 04, 2015, 09:11:30 PM
Post by: Bubbles on January 04, 2015, 09:11:30 PM
Wow I really didn't think I'd actually win anything lmao thanks
But am I actually scary? I didn't think anyone on the forums knew that...
But am I actually scary? I didn't think anyone on the forums knew that...
Quote from: blueflower999 on January 04, 2015, 05:44:53 PMthat he/she joined the site,and idk if you put this because you actually don't know but I like it. Still a bit confused on why its so hard for everyone to guess my gender
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: MaestroUGC on January 04, 2015, 09:12:22 PM
Post by: MaestroUGC on January 04, 2015, 09:12:22 PM
Clearly you're a fish.
Duh.
Duh.
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: SlowPokemon on January 04, 2015, 09:12:32 PM
Post by: SlowPokemon on January 04, 2015, 09:12:32 PM
Blue knows what gender you are loool he just was making fun of your constantly changing forums gender
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: Bubbles on January 04, 2015, 09:19:30 PM
Post by: Bubbles on January 04, 2015, 09:19:30 PM
Quote from: SlowPokemon on January 04, 2015, 09:12:32 PMBlue knows what gender you are loool he just was making fun of your constantly changing forums genderk good. But I've actually kept it the same since...a while ago? Probably around the first few months I was here
me and yugi are brother and sister
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: Yugi on January 04, 2015, 09:24:25 PM
Post by: Yugi on January 04, 2015, 09:24:25 PM
i'm so hot and sexy all the boys want me
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: The Deku Trombonist on January 05, 2015, 02:02:12 AM
Post by: The Deku Trombonist on January 05, 2015, 02:02:12 AM
Quote from: blueflower999 on January 04, 2015, 05:44:53 PMHe might not be as pimpsteresque as the other DekuWoah that's from years and years ago, before me.
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: Winter on January 05, 2015, 03:37:47 AM
Post by: Winter on January 05, 2015, 03:37:47 AM
Yeeep. I'm basically forgotten xD
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: mikey on January 05, 2015, 09:49:38 AM
Post by: mikey on January 05, 2015, 09:49:38 AM
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: blueflower999 on January 05, 2015, 11:44:25 AM
Post by: blueflower999 on January 05, 2015, 11:44:25 AM
Quote from: Winter on January 05, 2015, 03:37:47 AMYeeep. I'm basically forgotten xDHeyyy, I acknowledged you in there somewhere!
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: Sebastian on January 05, 2015, 04:19:23 PM
Post by: Sebastian on January 05, 2015, 04:19:23 PM
Quote from: Deku Trombonist on January 05, 2015, 02:02:12 AMWoah that's from years and years ago, before me.Whats this?
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: braix on January 05, 2015, 06:02:39 PM
Post by: braix on January 05, 2015, 06:02:39 PM
pls hurry up with the next awards, blue
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: FierceDeity on January 05, 2015, 06:04:50 PM
Post by: FierceDeity on January 05, 2015, 06:04:50 PM
Ya can't rush perfection, zorobraix
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: blueflower999 on January 05, 2015, 06:06:43 PM
Post by: blueflower999 on January 05, 2015, 06:06:43 PM
Quote from: braixen1264 on January 05, 2015, 06:02:39 PMpls hurry up with the next awards, bluestahp i can't keep up >.<
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: Winter on January 05, 2015, 09:25:38 PM
Post by: Winter on January 05, 2015, 09:25:38 PM
Quote from: blueflower999 on January 05, 2015, 11:44:25 AMHeyyy, I acknowledged you in there somewhere!
Hehe yeah I just meant as a staff member x3
I just did a good amount of the old stuff people forgot about. Damn job. bleh.
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: SuperFireKirby on January 06, 2015, 01:17:23 PM
Post by: SuperFireKirby on January 06, 2015, 01:17:23 PM
Quote from: mariolegofan on January 05, 2015, 04:19:23 PMWhats this?The original Deku whom went by the name DekuDude. He was cool.
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: blueflower999 on January 06, 2015, 02:34:27 PM
Post by: blueflower999 on January 06, 2015, 02:34:27 PM
Here are a couple!
The Strongest
Winner: K-Night!
K-Night is pretty strong. Have you seen those muscles? He flexes them every time he writes something genius like Overwatch or The Great NSM Pokemon Adventure. He also once lifted up everything in his home town in Iowa with one hand: a tumbleweed and a Blue Bunny ice cream cone. Can any of you claim that? I didn't think so.
Runner-up: SFK!
I wasn't exactly sure why SFK won this until recently. In my mind I always pictured him as a 12 year old that cries in the corner whenever he sees a bug. But now, I know the truth. And you want to know what the hard, painful reality of Super Cutter Kirby is?
Honorable Mentions: Nocturne and Winter!
Nocturne clearly got votes because of his super sexyfake muscles in his pictures recently. Winter because putting up with the jerks at Taco Bell takes a lot of strength. Something tells me SFK-zilla can beat both of you in an arm-wrestling contest though. At the same time.
K-Night is pretty strong. Have you seen those muscles? He flexes them every time he writes something genius like Overwatch or The Great NSM Pokemon Adventure. He also once lifted up everything in his home town in Iowa with one hand: a tumbleweed and a Blue Bunny ice cream cone. Can any of you claim that? I didn't think so.
Runner-up: SFK!
I wasn't exactly sure why SFK won this until recently. In my mind I always pictured him as a 12 year old that cries in the corner whenever he sees a bug. But now, I know the truth. And you want to know what the hard, painful reality of Super Cutter Kirby is?
The Hard, Painful Truth
(https://scontent-b-atl.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfa1/v/t1.0-9/480646_550526868299067_1279551553_n.jpg?oh=861a5682516326e5785de80ad0c6111d&oe=553E01EC)
This is what he looks like. No, not Roosevelt. The thinger on the left. Whatever that is.
This is what he looks like. No, not Roosevelt. The thinger on the left. Whatever that is.
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Honorable Mentions: Nocturne and Winter!
Nocturne clearly got votes because of his super sexy
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Most Likely To Win Most "NSM Superlatives"
Winner: Maestro!
Welp, no surprise here. Unfortunately for him, he's not hosting, so he has no way of rigging the results. >:D
In all seriousness though, I haven't actually calculated who the winner is yet. So we'll get to that on the last entry of these. It could very well be Maestro, though.
Runner-up: Slow Pokemon!
If Slow got one award for every space I've put in the middle of his name, he'd win. No questions asked. I nominate the awards "Slowest" and "Spaciest Name" for next year's NSM Superlatives.
Little does he know, Slow wins a share in the greatest award of all...
Welp, no surprise here. Unfortunately for him, he's not hosting, so he has no way of rigging the results. >:D
In all seriousness though, I haven't actually calculated who the winner is yet. So we'll get to that on the last entry of these. It could very well be Maestro, though.
Runner-up: Slow Pokemon!
If Slow got one award for every space I've put in the middle of his name, he'd win. No questions asked. I nominate the awards "Slowest" and "Spaciest Name" for next year's NSM Superlatives.
Little does he know, Slow wins a share in the greatest award of all...
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Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: mikey on January 06, 2015, 02:50:01 PM
Post by: mikey on January 06, 2015, 02:50:01 PM
good awards. I was planning on starting to lift soon though :P
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: braix on January 06, 2015, 03:04:31 PM
Post by: braix on January 06, 2015, 03:04:31 PM
DAMMIT NOC WHY
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: K-NiGhT on January 06, 2015, 03:05:08 PM
Post by: K-NiGhT on January 06, 2015, 03:05:08 PM
Lol how did I win stronkest
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: SlowPokemon on January 06, 2015, 03:23:11 PM
Post by: SlowPokemon on January 06, 2015, 03:23:11 PM
WHAT IS THE GREATEST REWARD OF ALL
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: braix on January 06, 2015, 03:25:17 PM
Post by: braix on January 06, 2015, 03:25:17 PM
Yugi's dick
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: MaestroUGC on January 06, 2015, 03:28:16 PM
Post by: MaestroUGC on January 06, 2015, 03:28:16 PM
Why would that be an-
Oh. Oh my.
Oh. Oh my.
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: SuperFireKirby on January 06, 2015, 04:56:43 PM
Post by: SuperFireKirby on January 06, 2015, 04:56:43 PM
How did Winter not win strogest? HE'S CIRNO, THE STRONXEST.
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: Winter on January 06, 2015, 06:42:50 PM
Post by: Winter on January 06, 2015, 06:42:50 PM
^ I know right?
But speaking of Taco Bell. I always thought those youtube videos of people yelling and cussing at drive through windows were like, rare occasions.
Nope. Happened on my second week of work at 1AM and we had to call the police.
But speaking of Taco Bell. I always thought those youtube videos of people yelling and cussing at drive through windows were like, rare occasions.
Nope. Happened on my second week of work at 1AM and we had to call the police.
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: Sebastian on January 06, 2015, 06:45:31 PM
Post by: Sebastian on January 06, 2015, 06:45:31 PM
Quote from: Winter on January 06, 2015, 06:42:50 PMNope. Happened on my second week of work at 1AM and we had to call the police.You work at Taco Bell?
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: Winter on January 06, 2015, 06:52:10 PM
Post by: Winter on January 06, 2015, 06:52:10 PM
It's a temporary job until I find something in my field. Gotta pay the bills until then ^^
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: ThatGamer on January 06, 2015, 08:41:42 PM
Post by: ThatGamer on January 06, 2015, 08:41:42 PM
Why aren't I on the list? I'm not even on it for spammiest user, or anything!
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: braix on January 06, 2015, 08:42:33 PM
Post by: braix on January 06, 2015, 08:42:33 PM
//sigh
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: ThatGamer on January 06, 2015, 08:44:42 PM
Post by: ThatGamer on January 06, 2015, 08:44:42 PM
Really?
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: FierceDeity on January 06, 2015, 08:55:14 PM
Post by: FierceDeity on January 06, 2015, 08:55:14 PM
I really don't want to bother telling you something you would have learned by actually reading the thread, or at least the most relevant parts of it, so here:
Quote from: blueflower999 on January 04, 2015, 05:44:53 PMCutest Friends
Winner: Slow Pokemon + Blueflower!
Hm, what can I say to sum up Slow and myself's friendship? Hm, that's a toughie. Slow is hella awesome and I love him and all, but what about our relationship is "cute", exactly? I don't see it. I'm not even really aware of how much our friendship is visible to other people on this forum considering that most of our conversations take place on Skype. So how is it even possible to judge the cuteness of our bromance?
Maybe it's the eyes. Yep, it's definitely Slow's eyes. They tend to do that to people.
Runner-up: Maestro + Maestro!
I love NSM. No, I really do. The fact that this wins over people like Pit + Fingerz and Slow + Waddle really amazes me. I mean, it could be worse. Thank God ThatGamer joined after the nomination process was over or else we'd see things like "ThatGamer + King Sammer" and crap like that. You know what is really interesting about this award though? The fact that I can't tell if it's referring to Maestro's narcissism or the fact that he's growing a duplicate of himself in his basement to run as his vice president in 2028. Probably both.
Honorable Mention: Shadowkirby + Kman!
Aha! Now here's something legitimate. Shadowkriby and Cwoman69 have been best buds for as long as I can remember. If memory serves, I think Shadow even introduced Kman to the forums in the first place. I suppose there aren't many people to choose for friends up at the North Pole, but these two are pretty similar interest-wise as far as I can tell. Plus, they're both great guys, and that's all that really matters. Cheers!
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: DrP on January 06, 2015, 09:56:59 PM
Post by: DrP on January 06, 2015, 09:56:59 PM
Quote from: Winter on January 06, 2015, 06:52:10 PMIt's a temporary job until I find something in my field. Gotta pay the bills until then ^^You can get a job at my firm. We always need
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: KefkaticFanatic on January 06, 2015, 10:44:15 PM
Post by: KefkaticFanatic on January 06, 2015, 10:44:15 PM
Quote from: ThatGamer on January 06, 2015, 08:41:42 PMI'm not even on it for spammiest user, or anything!
Would you like to win that award? Because there's a very special prize for you if so.
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: mikey on January 06, 2015, 11:05:03 PM
Post by: mikey on January 06, 2015, 11:05:03 PM
Quote from: KefkaticFanatic on January 06, 2015, 10:44:15 PMWould you like to win that award? Because there's a very special prize for you if so.ZE BANHAMMERZ
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: Yugi on January 06, 2015, 11:08:22 PM
Post by: Yugi on January 06, 2015, 11:08:22 PM
It's not a banhammer. I won the prize before, and its worth it.
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: Ruto on January 06, 2015, 11:24:56 PM
Post by: Ruto on January 06, 2015, 11:24:56 PM
I'm waiting for Jamaha and Kefka to win the awards they deserve most!
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: ThatGamer on January 07, 2015, 08:15:20 AM
Post by: ThatGamer on January 07, 2015, 08:15:20 AM
Quote from: KefkaticFanatic on January 06, 2015, 10:44:15 PMWould you like to win that award? Because there's a very special prize for you if so.
Lemme guess what it is...
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: Sebastian on January 07, 2015, 08:21:01 AM
Post by: Sebastian on January 07, 2015, 08:21:01 AM
Quote from: KefkaticFanatic on January 06, 2015, 10:44:15 PMWould you like to win that award? Because there's a very special prize for you if so.A permaban ;)
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: ThatGamer on January 07, 2015, 08:23:40 AM
Post by: ThatGamer on January 07, 2015, 08:23:40 AM
Yeah, I got that, I was being sarcastic.
But thanks anyways!
But thanks anyways!
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: blueflower999 on January 07, 2015, 06:07:17 PM
Post by: blueflower999 on January 07, 2015, 06:07:17 PM
Here are a couple more!!
Most Talented
Winner: Maestro!
In a site full of incredibly talented people, Maestro's talent shines through. A game and movie reviewer, a Let's Player, an arranger, a composer, a classical-music discussionist, and essentially the Ruler of the Cosmos, Maestro does it all. The only problem with this post is that I've probably forgotten about 2,000 things that he's done, and he'll probably call me out on it. Have mercy, oh terrible one!
Runner-up: Olimar!
If I've said it once, I've said it a million times: Olimar knows his music. His arrangement thread is full of glorious pieces from great video games that I'm personally a huge fan of(Cave Story and Pikmin in particular), and on top of all this, he manages to moderate submissions as well. I've seen him make quality arrangements in virtually no time at all, and coming from someone who can't recognize notes or write out a tune, this is ridiculously impressive. All hail Olimar and his musical prowess!
Honorable Mentions: Bespinben and Bloop!
You two are both very similar to Olimar and easily could have also won the Runner-up position. Bespinben is a marvelous arranger and Bloop makes excellent original compositions as well as arrangements. Out of all the people on this site who have a knack for music, you four are definitely up there as among the greatest. And as talents tend to do, you'll all probably be even better in a couple of years, so I look forward to seeing the results of that. :D
In a site full of incredibly talented people, Maestro's talent shines through. A game and movie reviewer, a Let's Player, an arranger, a composer, a classical-music discussionist, and essentially the Ruler of the Cosmos, Maestro does it all. The only problem with this post is that I've probably forgotten about 2,000 things that he's done, and he'll probably call me out on it. Have mercy, oh terrible one!
Runner-up: Olimar!
If I've said it once, I've said it a million times: Olimar knows his music. His arrangement thread is full of glorious pieces from great video games that I'm personally a huge fan of(Cave Story and Pikmin in particular), and on top of all this, he manages to moderate submissions as well. I've seen him make quality arrangements in virtually no time at all, and coming from someone who can't recognize notes or write out a tune, this is ridiculously impressive. All hail Olimar and his musical prowess!
Honorable Mentions: Bespinben and Bloop!
You two are both very similar to Olimar and easily could have also won the Runner-up position. Bespinben is a marvelous arranger and Bloop makes excellent original compositions as well as arrangements. Out of all the people on this site who have a knack for music, you four are definitely up there as among the greatest. And as talents tend to do, you'll all probably be even better in a couple of years, so I look forward to seeing the results of that. :D
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Most Positive
Winner: Mario Lego Fan!
Mario Lego Fan always seems to keep his head high, even in the worst of situations. I probably shouldn't talk about this, but he was recently banned for something that may or may not have been his fault. I was shocked when I spoke with him in the Tinychat and didn't find someone who was upset and beaten down like I would have been in the same situation. Instead, he was committed to coming back full-swing, improving himself, and doing better in the future. And that's all that really matters. Mario Lego Fan, you're personally very inspiring to me because of how positive you always manage to be, even when times are rough. Speaking of which...
Runner-up: Blueflower!
I try to be a positive and happy guy on here, even if I don't always feel that way. I don't feel like I'm really deserving of this though because I switch back and forth between optimism and pessimism on the inside, and recently my actions on the forum towards a certain member have been anything but positive. Although I'm glad to see that some of you think I'm doing a good job, so thank you guys!
Mario Lego Fan always seems to keep his head high, even in the worst of situations. I probably shouldn't talk about this, but he was recently banned for something that may or may not have been his fault. I was shocked when I spoke with him in the Tinychat and didn't find someone who was upset and beaten down like I would have been in the same situation. Instead, he was committed to coming back full-swing, improving himself, and doing better in the future. And that's all that really matters. Mario Lego Fan, you're personally very inspiring to me because of how positive you always manage to be, even when times are rough. Speaking of which...
Runner-up: Blueflower!
I try to be a positive and happy guy on here, even if I don't always feel that way. I don't feel like I'm really deserving of this though because I switch back and forth between optimism and pessimism on the inside, and recently my actions on the forum towards a certain member have been anything but positive. Although I'm glad to see that some of you think I'm doing a good job, so thank you guys!
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Most Missed NSM Member
Winner: Shadoninja!
Shado was an obvious choice for this award. He did so much for the forum as an arranger and the request board moderator, and then one day suddenly decided to leave. Thankfully, he's been dropping by periodically in recent times, and he actually might even read this. Shado, it's your choice whether to come back fully or to only stop in once in a while, but just know that we all miss you and would be accepting of you if you ever decided to return! :D
Runner-up: Spitllama!
I honestly have no idea where Spitllama went. If someone knows, I'd appreciate you telling me! Anyway, Spit was one of the more active members on the forum for quite a while. He joined in 2008 and posted quite a bit up until this summer, when he disappeared. Maybe he either got too busy with his personal life or just forgot about the site, but either way, I hope that one day he might come back as well.
Honorable Mention: Wariopiano!
Now, I know what you're all thinking. And no, it's not confirmed that Wariopiano and Mario Lego Fan are the same person. So until there's actual evidence of that, I'm going to say he's innocent until proven guilty. I personally have my doubts because their posting styles aren't very much alike. Anyway, Wariopiano was largely active from the time he registered in the spring of 2012 up until January of 2013 where he made a farewell topic. He visited briefly back in December of this year, and while others might not be too accepting of him, I'd be very happy if he decided to return one day.
Shado was an obvious choice for this award. He did so much for the forum as an arranger and the request board moderator, and then one day suddenly decided to leave. Thankfully, he's been dropping by periodically in recent times, and he actually might even read this. Shado, it's your choice whether to come back fully or to only stop in once in a while, but just know that we all miss you and would be accepting of you if you ever decided to return! :D
Runner-up: Spitllama!
I honestly have no idea where Spitllama went. If someone knows, I'd appreciate you telling me! Anyway, Spit was one of the more active members on the forum for quite a while. He joined in 2008 and posted quite a bit up until this summer, when he disappeared. Maybe he either got too busy with his personal life or just forgot about the site, but either way, I hope that one day he might come back as well.
Honorable Mention: Wariopiano!
Now, I know what you're all thinking. And no, it's not confirmed that Wariopiano and Mario Lego Fan are the same person. So until there's actual evidence of that, I'm going to say he's innocent until proven guilty. I personally have my doubts because their posting styles aren't very much alike. Anyway, Wariopiano was largely active from the time he registered in the spring of 2012 up until January of 2013 where he made a farewell topic. He visited briefly back in December of this year, and while others might not be too accepting of him, I'd be very happy if he decided to return one day.
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Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: Kman96 on January 07, 2015, 06:11:34 PM
Post by: Kman96 on January 07, 2015, 06:11:34 PM
I miss Korbin (Spitllama) :(
He was a great rival of mine in TWG. Oh, the good ol' days...
He was a great rival of mine in TWG. Oh, the good ol' days...
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: Maelstrom on January 07, 2015, 06:14:30 PM
Post by: Maelstrom on January 07, 2015, 06:14:30 PM
MLF totaly deserved the Most Positive award. He is so absolutely positive, it annoys me. (Sometimes. :P )
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: braix on January 07, 2015, 06:17:13 PM
Post by: braix on January 07, 2015, 06:17:13 PM
Quote from: Maelstrom on January 07, 2015, 06:14:30 PMHe is so absolutely positive, it annoys me. (Sometimes. :P )I concur
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: mikey on January 07, 2015, 07:01:34 PM
Post by: mikey on January 07, 2015, 07:01:34 PM
I voted spit for most missed too :D
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: Nebbles on January 07, 2015, 07:32:58 PM
Post by: Nebbles on January 07, 2015, 07:32:58 PM
I miss Spitllama :c
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: FierceDeity on January 07, 2015, 07:44:19 PM
Post by: FierceDeity on January 07, 2015, 07:44:19 PM
Quote from: blueflower999 on January 07, 2015, 06:07:17 PMNow, I know what you're all thinking. And no, it's not confirmed that Wariopiano and Mario Lego Fan are the same person. So until there's actual evidence of that, I'm going to say he's innocent until proven guilty. I personally have my doubts because their posting styles aren't very much alike.
haha :)
youre so right ::)
i dont see any similarities at all, haha ;)
it's not like their IP addresses are the same or anything :P
or like his story didnt stay the same over time ;D
i mean, grandpa and great grandpa are basically the same thing, right? :)
...that being said, the "most positive" award was pretty well deserved.
even if it feels eerily like passive aggression half of the time...
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: K-NiGhT on January 07, 2015, 09:40:38 PM
Post by: K-NiGhT on January 07, 2015, 09:40:38 PM
Quote from: FierceDeity on January 07, 2015, 07:44:19 PMhaha :)actually i'm pretty sure it was determined that they were different IP's
youre so right ::)
i dont see any similarities at all, haha ;)
it's not like their IP addresses are the same or anything :P
or like his story didnt stay the same over time ;D
i mean, grandpa and great grandpa are basically the same thing, right? :)
...that being said, the "most positive" award was pretty well deserved.
even if it feels eerily like passive aggression half of the time...
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: mikey on January 07, 2015, 09:48:07 PM
Post by: mikey on January 07, 2015, 09:48:07 PM
I thought mlf used to be called wariopiano and he changed his name lol
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: K-NiGhT on January 07, 2015, 09:53:31 PM
Post by: K-NiGhT on January 07, 2015, 09:53:31 PM
Quote from: NocturneOfShadow on January 07, 2015, 09:48:07 PMI thought mlf used to be called wariopiano and he changed his name lolno sh you weren't here there were like 4 of them
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: FierceDeity on January 07, 2015, 10:10:07 PM
Post by: FierceDeity on January 07, 2015, 10:10:07 PM
Quote from: K-NiGhT on January 07, 2015, 09:40:38 PMactually i'm pretty sure it was determined that they were different IP's
It was, was it? (http://forum.ninsheetm.us/index.php?topic=5269.msg190890#msg190890)
I'm gonna pretend this is relevant to the topic because hey look spitllama was still here back then!
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: FireArrow on January 07, 2015, 10:22:25 PM
Post by: FireArrow on January 07, 2015, 10:22:25 PM
Quote from: K-NiGhT on January 07, 2015, 09:53:31 PMno sh you weren't here there were like 4 of them
twas a horrible invasion
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: K-NiGhT on January 07, 2015, 10:31:10 PM
Post by: K-NiGhT on January 07, 2015, 10:31:10 PM
Quote from: FierceDeity on January 07, 2015, 10:10:07 PMIt was, was it? (http://forum.ninsheetm.us/index.php?topic=5269.msg190890#msg190890)oh hey how about that someone lied to me
I'm gonna pretend this is relevant to the topic because hey look spitllama was still here back then!
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: mikey on January 08, 2015, 04:17:53 AM
Post by: mikey on January 08, 2015, 04:17:53 AM
Quote from: Bubbles on January 18, 2013, 02:18:45 PMThats the point of an opinion though XD Its a person's personal belief regardless of science/logic. Think about it: If someone's face is distorted, like the eyes too close together or mouth too low or something, the common opinion would be that that person is ugly. Logic shows that humans judge attractiveness based on symmetry (look it up :P) So since science proves that people areare perceived prettier with symmetrical faces, someone who genuinly thinks that the distorted person's face is pretty has an opinion that goes against science. Opinions are different from factsTHAR'S GOLD IN THAT THAR THREADDont argue with the professor :D
Ninja'd: Blue, who did people think you were? D:
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: Waddle Bro on January 08, 2015, 06:38:34 AM
Post by: Waddle Bro on January 08, 2015, 06:38:34 AM
Quote from: FierceDeity on January 07, 2015, 10:10:07 PMIt was, was it? (http://forum.ninsheetm.us/index.php?topic=5269.msg190890#msg190890)Damn I used to be a total dick
I'm gonna pretend this is relevant to the topic because hey look spitllama was still here back then!
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: Bloop on January 08, 2015, 07:20:21 AM
Post by: Bloop on January 08, 2015, 07:20:21 AM
I wasn't as active that time around D:
Also yay i got an honorable mention again (~'-')~ Congratz everyone!
Also yay i got an honorable mention again (~'-')~ Congratz everyone!
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: Sebastian on January 08, 2015, 08:41:20 AM
Post by: Sebastian on January 08, 2015, 08:41:20 AM
Quote from: FierceDeity on January 07, 2015, 07:44:19 PMi mean, grandpa and great grandpa are basically the same thing, right? :)Long long long story...which I dont feel like telling.
Im just gonna say that my grandpa was crooked and was never around so I always considered my great grandpa to be my grandpa. And my great granpda came to live with us for 8 months. Thats when we bonded so....
You dont have to believe me. Thats fine though.
Thanks Blue what you said! that was kind! :)
Quote from: FierceDeity on January 07, 2015, 07:44:19 PMeven if it feels eerily like passive aggression half of the time...No
I miss Spit too....
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: MaestroUGC on January 08, 2015, 08:42:05 AM
Post by: MaestroUGC on January 08, 2015, 08:42:05 AM
Most talented? I think you mean "Most Prolific Person on the Forum".
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: Sebastian on January 08, 2015, 09:56:34 AM
Post by: Sebastian on January 08, 2015, 09:56:34 AM
I miss ALPRAS too...
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: K-NiGhT on January 08, 2015, 05:10:01 PM
Post by: K-NiGhT on January 08, 2015, 05:10:01 PM
Quote from: Nebbles on January 07, 2015, 07:32:58 PMI miss Spitllama :cwe should try to get him back D:
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: Nebbles on January 08, 2015, 05:10:36 PM
Post by: Nebbles on January 08, 2015, 05:10:36 PM
get old members back that we miss 2k15
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: K-NiGhT on January 08, 2015, 05:12:01 PM
Post by: K-NiGhT on January 08, 2015, 05:12:01 PM
Quote from: Nebbles on January 08, 2015, 05:10:36 PMget old members back that we miss 2k15we've already started with shado and bespinben! :D good progress
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: blueflower999 on January 08, 2015, 05:14:47 PM
Post by: blueflower999 on January 08, 2015, 05:14:47 PM
The Very Best, Like No One Ever Was
Winner: K-Night!
K-Night is simply the best. He's great at Pokemon, a super nice guy, a very talented writer, and just all around awesome and fun to talk to. He can even sing and play assorted instruments! According to him, he'll also be doing a Let's Play soon on his YouTube channel (https://www.youtube.com/user/MartianMediaChannel), and you should all totally watch it!
Runner-up: Waddle Bro!
Waddle Bro is easily, along with Roz, the best competitive Pokemon player on the site. I have a passive interest in competitive myself, but he has the talent for it. No one on Showdown gets in Waddle's way and lives to tell the tale. He crushes his opponents without mercy by using powerhouse Pokemon like Awesome-Face Spiritomb and Waddle Dee.
Honorable Mention: Blueflower!
And that's all I have to say about that.
K-Night is simply the best. He's great at Pokemon, a super nice guy, a very talented writer, and just all around awesome and fun to talk to. He can even sing and play assorted instruments! According to him, he'll also be doing a Let's Play soon on his YouTube channel (https://www.youtube.com/user/MartianMediaChannel), and you should all totally watch it!
Runner-up: Waddle Bro!
Waddle Bro is easily, along with Roz, the best competitive Pokemon player on the site. I have a passive interest in competitive myself, but he has the talent for it. No one on Showdown gets in Waddle's way and lives to tell the tale. He crushes his opponents without mercy by using powerhouse Pokemon like Awesome-Face Spiritomb and Waddle Dee.
Honorable Mention: Blueflower!
Spoiler
(https://41.media.tumblr.com/5028320db4876ec1147b273e2559bb56/tumblr_n7apazB5YZ1rwni6eo1_400.png)
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And that's all I have to say about that.
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Most Skilled Gamer
Winner: Fingerz!
Fingerz won the overwhelming majority in this for some reason. He was nominated by nearly everyone and also received most of the votes. Maybe it's because he beat Super Mario 3D Land without dying. Or maybe it's because he's always posting these impressive Mario Kart times and Smash Bros records. Either way, Fingerz knows his games. I just wish he'd learn to play some console games once in a while, though. ;)
Runner-up: Yugi!
Yugi beats Mega Man games, which is p impressive because I've been playing for years and haven't beaten most of them. He also beat Shovel Knight apparently which is supposedly really difficult as well. However, the most difficult game of all didn't even phase Yugi: Zork (http://forum.ninsheetm.us/index.php?topic=5175.0). What the f*** is a leaflet?
Honorable Mentions: Waddle Bro and Roz!
Ah yes, the two Pokemon masters of NinSheetMusic. You know, I'm sure you've battled a lot, but have you ever determined which one of you is better? I'd be curious to know. There is one thing I'm sure of, though: Roz's Link could beat Waddle Bro's Awesome-Face Spiritomb any day.
Fingerz won the overwhelming majority in this for some reason. He was nominated by nearly everyone and also received most of the votes. Maybe it's because he beat Super Mario 3D Land without dying. Or maybe it's because he's always posting these impressive Mario Kart times and Smash Bros records. Either way, Fingerz knows his games. I just wish he'd learn to play some console games once in a while, though. ;)
Runner-up: Yugi!
Yugi beats Mega Man games, which is p impressive because I've been playing for years and haven't beaten most of them. He also beat Shovel Knight apparently which is supposedly really difficult as well. However, the most difficult game of all didn't even phase Yugi: Zork (http://forum.ninsheetm.us/index.php?topic=5175.0). What the f*** is a leaflet?
Honorable Mentions: Waddle Bro and Roz!
Ah yes, the two Pokemon masters of NinSheetMusic. You know, I'm sure you've battled a lot, but have you ever determined which one of you is better? I'd be curious to know. There is one thing I'm sure of, though: Roz's Link could beat Waddle Bro's Awesome-Face Spiritomb any day.
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Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: Yugi on January 08, 2015, 05:19:58 PM
Post by: Yugi on January 08, 2015, 05:19:58 PM
thats it
FINGERZ, I CHALLENGE YOU TO A VIDEO GAME OFF, AND I WILL SHOW YOU THAT I AM BETTER
FINGERZ, I CHALLENGE YOU TO A VIDEO GAME OFF, AND I WILL SHOW YOU THAT I AM BETTER
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: K-NiGhT on January 08, 2015, 05:41:17 PM
Post by: K-NiGhT on January 08, 2015, 05:41:17 PM
oh you guys ::) you flatter me.
but yeah blue is right i'm starting up my LP channel again for like the third time starting Sunday so check it out :D
but yeah blue is right i'm starting up my LP channel again for like the third time starting Sunday so check it out :D
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: Pit0010 on January 08, 2015, 06:43:24 PM
Post by: Pit0010 on January 08, 2015, 06:43:24 PM
It's funny coz I can beat joey on mk8 with motion controls :P I'M STILL RUBBING IT IN JOEY XDDD
But congrats to winners! :D
But congrats to winners! :D
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: mikey on January 08, 2015, 07:02:25 PM
Post by: mikey on January 08, 2015, 07:02:25 PM
I'm glad that zork made an appearance
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: Waddle Bro on January 08, 2015, 09:20:14 PM
Post by: Waddle Bro on January 08, 2015, 09:20:14 PM
It's hard to determine which one of us is better at Pokemon, because Roz rules Doubles, but I think I'm better in Singles!
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: blueflower999 on January 10, 2015, 06:53:14 PM
Post by: blueflower999 on January 10, 2015, 06:53:14 PM
Cruelest
Winner: Slow Pokemon!
In some of my wildest fantasies, Slow ties me to a table and ruthlessly beats me to the brink of death with a ping pong paddle. But he's not that cruel in actuality... right?
Runner-up: Dude!
You know all those new members that join the site, make one or two posts, and then we never hear from them again? They're all tied up in Dude's basement. All 400 of them. There is no escape...
Honorable Mention: Kefka!
I heard a rumor once that Kefka beats up people with a stick. I have a tough time believing that though because a banhammer seems to work just fine. Maybe a stick is only when he's feeling merciful.
In some of my wildest fantasies, Slow ties me to a table and ruthlessly beats me to the brink of death with a ping pong paddle. But he's not that cruel in actuality... right?
Runner-up: Dude!
You know all those new members that join the site, make one or two posts, and then we never hear from them again? They're all tied up in Dude's basement. All 400 of them. There is no escape...
Honorable Mention: Kefka!
I heard a rumor once that Kefka beats up people with a stick. I have a tough time believing that though because a banhammer seems to work just fine. Maybe a stick is only when he's feeling merciful.
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Most Depressing
Winner: Wolf :'(
You know who depresses me? Wolf does. All his posts just make me tear up. Especially that time he posted about his explosive diarrhea. Real tear-jerking stuff like that. If you've ever read any of his reviews, you know what I'm talking about. Lots of sad, sad games that can't manage to please him anymore. He can't even seem to enjoy being a crabagenius or a crab scientist or whatever. What a very sad life he must live. It just brings me to tears...
Runner-up: Harvest :(
Now I'll be honest here, I never got to know Harvest all that well. Looking back through his few posts in the past couple of years... mostly consist of yeast infections (http://forum.ninsheetm.us/index.php?topic=1969.msg160752#msg160752) and complaining about his girlfriend. (http://forum.ninsheetm.us/index.php?topic=1969.msg132664#msg132664) Life can sure be depressing sometimes. How he can be so depressed while having a girlfriend is beyond me because I've never had one. Sounds painful though. Especially with real-world problems like this one (http://forum.ninsheetm.us/index.php?topic=4158.msg149962#msg149962).
Honorable Mention: Dude :-\
Unlike the other two there's a chance Dude will actually read this post, so I don't know how to go about making fun of him winning this award. I guess he posts depressing stuff sometimes, but not really anything I can poke fun at because a lot of it's serious. So there you go Dude, I guess you win this award for legitimately posting meaningful depressing stuff.
You know who depresses me? Wolf does. All his posts just make me tear up. Especially that time he posted about his explosive diarrhea. Real tear-jerking stuff like that. If you've ever read any of his reviews, you know what I'm talking about. Lots of sad, sad games that can't manage to please him anymore. He can't even seem to enjoy being a crabagenius or a crab scientist or whatever. What a very sad life he must live. It just brings me to tears...
Runner-up: Harvest :(
Now I'll be honest here, I never got to know Harvest all that well. Looking back through his few posts in the past couple of years... mostly consist of yeast infections (http://forum.ninsheetm.us/index.php?topic=1969.msg160752#msg160752) and complaining about his girlfriend. (http://forum.ninsheetm.us/index.php?topic=1969.msg132664#msg132664) Life can sure be depressing sometimes. How he can be so depressed while having a girlfriend is beyond me because I've never had one. Sounds painful though. Especially with real-world problems like this one (http://forum.ninsheetm.us/index.php?topic=4158.msg149962#msg149962).
Honorable Mention: Dude :-\
Unlike the other two there's a chance Dude will actually read this post, so I don't know how to go about making fun of him winning this award. I guess he posts depressing stuff sometimes, but not really anything I can poke fun at because a lot of it's serious. So there you go Dude, I guess you win this award for legitimately posting meaningful depressing stuff.
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Most Ridiculous
Winner: King Sammer!
BLEHBLUHBGHLBHGBLUHBGHUHBLEHBLUHBGHLBHGBLUHBGHUHBLEHBLUHBGHLBHGBLUHBGHUHBLEHBLUHBGHLBHGBLUHBGHUHBLEHBLUHBGHLBHGBLUHBGHUHBLEHBLUHBGHLBHGBLUHBGHUHBLEHBLUHBGHLBHGBLUHBGHUHBLEHBLUHBGHLBHGBLUHBGHUHBLEHBLUHBGHLBHGBLUHBGHUH okay i'm done
Runner-up: Mario Lego Fan!
While not quite BLEHBLUHBGHLBHGBLUHBGHUHBLEHBLUHBGHLBHGBLUHBGHUH worthy, Mario Lego Fan is totes cray cray. Don't believe me? He's hatched a scheme to become a mod and take over the website. His first step was to give himself a customized title, and then he would use it to impersonate JaMaHa and rule the world. What, that doesn't make sense? Of course it doesn't, he's ridiculous.
Honorable Mention: SFK!
Go find any post made by SFK that uses capital letters (which is a lot of them) and read it. I guarantee you it'll be the most ridiculous thing you've read all day. He single-handedly has kept the insanity levels of this site at a high for seven years and I love him for it.
BLEHBLUHBGHLBHGBLUHBGHUHBLEHBLUHBGHLBHGBLUHBGHUHBLEHBLUHBGHLBHGBLUHBGHUHBLEHBLUHBGHLBHGBLUHBGHUHBLEHBLUHBGHLBHGBLUHBGHUHBLEHBLUHBGHLBHGBLUHBGHUHBLEHBLUHBGHLBHGBLUHBGHUHBLEHBLUHBGHLBHGBLUHBGHUHBLEHBLUHBGHLBHGBLUHBGHUH okay i'm done
Runner-up: Mario Lego Fan!
While not quite BLEHBLUHBGHLBHGBLUHBGHUHBLEHBLUHBGHLBHGBLUHBGHUH worthy, Mario Lego Fan is totes cray cray. Don't believe me? He's hatched a scheme to become a mod and take over the website. His first step was to give himself a customized title, and then he would use it to impersonate JaMaHa and rule the world. What, that doesn't make sense? Of course it doesn't, he's ridiculous.
Honorable Mention: SFK!
Go find any post made by SFK that uses capital letters (which is a lot of them) and read it. I guarantee you it'll be the most ridiculous thing you've read all day. He single-handedly has kept the insanity levels of this site at a high for seven years and I love him for it.
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Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: KefkaticFanatic on January 10, 2015, 06:55:12 PM
Post by: KefkaticFanatic on January 10, 2015, 06:55:12 PM
Quote from: blueflower999 on January 10, 2015, 06:53:14 PMIn some of my wildest fantasies, Slow ties me to a table and ruthlessly beats me to the brink of death with a ping pong paddle
o baby
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: braix on January 10, 2015, 06:55:50 PM
Post by: braix on January 10, 2015, 06:55:50 PM
im srry blue
i cant go super sanic fast
i cant go super sanic fast
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: Nebbles on January 10, 2015, 07:04:32 PM
Post by: Nebbles on January 10, 2015, 07:04:32 PM
blue/slow otp
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: Dude on January 11, 2015, 09:55:16 AM
Post by: Dude on January 11, 2015, 09:55:16 AM
Quote from: blueflower999 on January 10, 2015, 06:53:14 PMRunner-up: Dude!it's not torture if there's a 70 inch tv playing the sailor moon dub 24/7, right?
You know all those new members that join the site, make one or two posts, and then we never hear from them again? They're all tied up in Dude's basement. All 400 of them. There is no escape...
...right?
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: Sebastian on January 11, 2015, 10:01:23 AM
Post by: Sebastian on January 11, 2015, 10:01:23 AM
I escaped from his basement ;)
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: KefkaticFanatic on January 11, 2015, 12:24:42 PM
Post by: KefkaticFanatic on January 11, 2015, 12:24:42 PM
Quote from: Dude on January 11, 2015, 09:55:16 AMdub
you monster
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: Dude on January 11, 2015, 06:19:55 PM
Post by: Dude on January 11, 2015, 06:19:55 PM
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: KefkaticFanatic on January 12, 2015, 04:58:53 PM
Post by: KefkaticFanatic on January 12, 2015, 04:58:53 PM
jesus christ what back alleys do they drag dub actors out of anyway
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: Ruto on January 13, 2015, 01:19:39 AM
Post by: Ruto on January 13, 2015, 01:19:39 AM
Quote from: KefkaticFanatic on January 12, 2015, 04:58:53 PMjesus christ what back alleys do they drag dub actors out of anyway
A while ago, my friend thought it was be a plausible career option for her. So I'm assuming they recruit people out of high school? I read somewhere that they also recruit minor porn stars.
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: SuperFireKirby on January 13, 2015, 09:05:45 AM
Post by: SuperFireKirby on January 13, 2015, 09:05:45 AM
You'd think with all the silly weaboos out there whose dream is to be an anime VA that they could find more than, like, 5 good ones for the whole industry.
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: blueflower999 on January 14, 2015, 12:26:55 PM
Post by: blueflower999 on January 14, 2015, 12:26:55 PM
Superlatives have been slow this week because I have mid-terms and I'm busy preparing for them. To make it up to you guys, I intended to add all the superlatives into the OP, but the 40,000 character limit was reached, so I couldn't really do that without removing something else.
Here's what I did to resolve the problem: I've removed all the nominations from the original post and posted them below in a spoiler tag so that they're not lost. All the awards will also be posted below collectively because even without the instructions there's no way everything will fit in the OP. >.< However, I added links in the OP to this set of posts to make finding them easier.
Here's what I did to resolve the problem: I've removed all the nominations from the original post and posted them below in a spoiler tag so that they're not lost. All the awards will also be posted below collectively because even without the instructions there's no way everything will fit in the OP. >.< However, I added links in the OP to this set of posts to make finding them easier.
Nominations
I realize it's a little early, but I thought it would be cool to vote on this throughout the month of December and then post the results after the New Year. You know, sort of like a year recap thing.
For those who are wondering, I asked the previous two hosts (Mashi and Maestro), and both agreed that it's cool if a different person does this each year, and both of them seemed to be fine with me doing it. So here I go!
General Superlatives:
Friendliest: Nebbles, Bespinben, Mario Lego Fan, Blueflower, Slow, Mashi, Fire Arrow
Nicest: Nebbles, Blueflower, K-Night, Mashi, Olimar, Bubbles, Ruto
Scariest: SFK, Wolf, Kefka, BDS, Slow, Zoroark
Sexiest: Fierce Deity, Nocturne, Slow, Winter, SFK, Jub 100% gay
Prettiest: Nebbles, Bubbles, Roz, ETF, Winter
Longest: Sipan, Maestro, SFK, Yugi, Bubbles
Most Improved: Blueflower, Zoroark, Slow, Mario Lego Fan, Nocturne
Most Changed: Yugi, Olimar, Nocturne, Mario Lego Fan,
Cutest: Nocturne, Zoroark, Bubbles, Nebbles, ETF, Waddle Bro
Smartest: Mashi, Maestro, Blueflower (?), Zoroark, Ruto
The Most A+: Mashi, Maestro, Ruto, King Sammer
Frivolousest: Mashi, Slow, Jub, King Sammer
Best LPer: Maestro, Nebbles
Calmest: Ruto, Olimar, Bloop, Mashi, Dr. P
Best Couple: Blueflower + Slow (???), Waddle Bro + Slow, Ruto + Kefka, Maestro + The Universe, Slow + NSM Guys, Fingerz + Pit
Most Likely To Be A Closet Anime Fan: Mario Lego Fan, JaMaHa, Kefka, Jompa (Rats, they figured you out, Jompa!)
Most European: JaMaHa, Waddle Bro, FSM, Dr. P
Most American: SFK, Dr. P, Olimar
Most Australian: Fingerz, Clanker, Dr. P, Deku, Yugi, Pit
Most Canadian: Roz, Shadoninja, Dr. P JDMEK5
Most Likely To Succeed: Maestro, Blueflower, Dr. P, Ruto, Mashi
Best Vocabulary: Mashi, Fierce Deity, BDS, Maestro
Best Eyes: Slow, Winter, Waddle Bro, Kman
Best Hair: Fierce Deity, Zoroark, Winter, Nebbles
Best Reviewer of Stuff: Slow, Blueflower, Maestro, Wolf, BDS
Best to Bring Home to Mom and Dad: Ruto, Waddle Bro, Nebbles, King Sammer
Best Artist: Nebbles, Ruto, Zoroark, Bubbles, Pit
Best Storyteller: K-Night, BDS, Cobraroll
Best Arranger: Bespinben, Deku, Bloop, Olimar, Fierce Deity
Best Composer: Maestro, Fierce Deity, Bloop, Slow
Cutest Friends: Slow + Blueflower, Shadowkirby + Kman, Fingerz + Pit, Maestro + Maestro, Slow + Waddle
Best Sheet Reviewer: Bespinben, Winter, Olimar, Deku
Best Moderator: Deku, JaMaHa, Winter, Bubbles, Olimar, Kefka
The Strongest: K-Night, Nocturne, SFK, Winter
Most Likely To Win Most "NSM Superlatives": Maestro, Mario Lego Fan, SFK, Slow
Most Talented: Maestro, Bespinben, Bloop, Olimar
Most Positive: Mario Lego Fan, Blueflower, Mashi, Bloop
Most Missed NSM Member: Shadoninja, Bespinben, FSM, Wariopiano, Spitllama
The Very Best, Like No One Ever Was: K-Night, Waddle Bro, Roz, Blueflower
Most Skilled Gamer: Fingerz, Waddle Bro, Roz, Yugi
Cruelest: Dude, Kefka, Slow
Most Depressing: Dude, Slow, Wolf, Harvest
Most Ridiculous: Mario Lego Fan, Zoroark, SFK, King Sammer
Best BFF: Blueflower, Slow, K-Night, Mashi
Most Random/Spontaneous: Yugi, Zoroark, SFK, Wolf
Biggest Fanboy: Slow, Blueflower, Mario Lego Fan, Yugi
Most Datable: Waddle Bro, Nocturne, Slow, Mashi
Best Not Best: Nocturne, Dude, Pianoplaya
Best Presidential Candidate For 2028: Maestro, Mario Lego Fan, Maelstrom
Best Mod Candidate For Next Tuesday: Maestro, Bubbles, Mario Lego Fan, Yugi, Fierce Deity
Most Pokemon Champion Material: Waddle Bro, Roz, K-Night, Slow
Best Ping Pong Player: Blueflower, Slow, Fire Arrow
Most Fun in Bed: SFK, Slow, Nocturne, JaMaHa
Most ??? ??? ???: Mario Lego Fan, Nocturne, King Sammer, Wolf, BDS
Best Debater: Fierce Deity, Mario Lego Fan, BDS
Biggest Hipster: Dr. P, SFK, Nebbles, Yugi
Most Fabulous: Nebbles, Mashi, Slow, Dude, Zoroark, SFK
TWG Related Awards:
Best TWG Game
Best Human Player
Best Wolf Player
Most Improved Player
Funnest Player
Most Manipulative Player
Best Host
Best Player to Have on Your Side
Hardest Player to Read
Most Suspicious Player
Most Inactive Player
Most Unconventional Player
Most Likely To Dance With Wolves
And, just for fun, I'm going to also add this:
Best Host For Next Year's NSM Superlatives: K-Night, Zoroark, Fierce Deity, SFK, Yugi
Here's what I'm going to say in terms of rules:
And there you have it! If any of the above seems unreasonable, let me know and I can change it.
For those who are wondering, I asked the previous two hosts (Mashi and Maestro), and both agreed that it's cool if a different person does this each year, and both of them seemed to be fine with me doing it. So here I go!
General Superlatives:
Friendliest: Nebbles, Bespinben, Mario Lego Fan, Blueflower, Slow, Mashi, Fire Arrow
Nicest: Nebbles, Blueflower, K-Night, Mashi, Olimar, Bubbles, Ruto
Scariest: SFK, Wolf, Kefka, BDS, Slow, Zoroark
Sexiest: Fierce Deity, Nocturne, Slow, Winter, SFK, Jub 100% gay
Prettiest: Nebbles, Bubbles, Roz, ETF, Winter
Longest: Sipan, Maestro, SFK, Yugi, Bubbles
Most Improved: Blueflower, Zoroark, Slow, Mario Lego Fan, Nocturne
Most Changed: Yugi, Olimar, Nocturne, Mario Lego Fan,
Cutest: Nocturne, Zoroark, Bubbles, Nebbles, ETF, Waddle Bro
Smartest: Mashi, Maestro, Blueflower (?), Zoroark, Ruto
The Most A+: Mashi, Maestro, Ruto, King Sammer
Frivolousest: Mashi, Slow, Jub, King Sammer
Best LPer: Maestro, Nebbles
Calmest: Ruto, Olimar, Bloop, Mashi, Dr. P
Best Couple: Blueflower + Slow (???), Waddle Bro + Slow, Ruto + Kefka, Maestro + The Universe, Slow + NSM Guys, Fingerz + Pit
Most Likely To Be A Closet Anime Fan: Mario Lego Fan, JaMaHa, Kefka, Jompa (Rats, they figured you out, Jompa!)
Most European: JaMaHa, Waddle Bro, FSM, Dr. P
Most American: SFK, Dr. P, Olimar
Most Australian: Fingerz, Clanker, Dr. P, Deku, Yugi, Pit
Most Canadian: Roz, Shadoninja, Dr. P JDMEK5
Most Likely To Succeed: Maestro, Blueflower, Dr. P, Ruto, Mashi
Best Vocabulary: Mashi, Fierce Deity, BDS, Maestro
Best Eyes: Slow, Winter, Waddle Bro, Kman
Best Hair: Fierce Deity, Zoroark, Winter, Nebbles
Best Reviewer of Stuff: Slow, Blueflower, Maestro, Wolf, BDS
Best to Bring Home to Mom and Dad: Ruto, Waddle Bro, Nebbles, King Sammer
Best Artist: Nebbles, Ruto, Zoroark, Bubbles, Pit
Best Storyteller: K-Night, BDS, Cobraroll
Best Arranger: Bespinben, Deku, Bloop, Olimar, Fierce Deity
Best Composer: Maestro, Fierce Deity, Bloop, Slow
Cutest Friends: Slow + Blueflower, Shadowkirby + Kman, Fingerz + Pit, Maestro + Maestro, Slow + Waddle
Best Sheet Reviewer: Bespinben, Winter, Olimar, Deku
Best Moderator: Deku, JaMaHa, Winter, Bubbles, Olimar, Kefka
The Strongest: K-Night, Nocturne, SFK, Winter
Most Likely To Win Most "NSM Superlatives": Maestro, Mario Lego Fan, SFK, Slow
Most Talented: Maestro, Bespinben, Bloop, Olimar
Most Positive: Mario Lego Fan, Blueflower, Mashi, Bloop
Most Missed NSM Member: Shadoninja, Bespinben, FSM, Wariopiano, Spitllama
The Very Best, Like No One Ever Was: K-Night, Waddle Bro, Roz, Blueflower
Most Skilled Gamer: Fingerz, Waddle Bro, Roz, Yugi
Cruelest: Dude, Kefka, Slow
Most Depressing: Dude, Slow, Wolf, Harvest
Most Ridiculous: Mario Lego Fan, Zoroark, SFK, King Sammer
Best BFF: Blueflower, Slow, K-Night, Mashi
Most Random/Spontaneous: Yugi, Zoroark, SFK, Wolf
Biggest Fanboy: Slow, Blueflower, Mario Lego Fan, Yugi
Most Datable: Waddle Bro, Nocturne, Slow, Mashi
Best Not Best: Nocturne, Dude, Pianoplaya
Best Presidential Candidate For 2028: Maestro, Mario Lego Fan, Maelstrom
Best Mod Candidate For Next Tuesday: Maestro, Bubbles, Mario Lego Fan, Yugi, Fierce Deity
Most Pokemon Champion Material: Waddle Bro, Roz, K-Night, Slow
Best Ping Pong Player: Blueflower, Slow, Fire Arrow
Most Fun in Bed: SFK, Slow, Nocturne, JaMaHa
Most ??? ??? ???: Mario Lego Fan, Nocturne, King Sammer, Wolf, BDS
Best Debater: Fierce Deity, Mario Lego Fan, BDS
Biggest Hipster: Dr. P, SFK, Nebbles, Yugi
Most Fabulous: Nebbles, Mashi, Slow, Dude, Zoroark, SFK
Best TWG Game
Best Human Player
Best Wolf Player
Most Improved Player
Funnest Player
Most Manipulative Player
Best Host
Best Player to Have on Your Side
Hardest Player to Read
Most Suspicious Player
Most Inactive Player
Most Unconventional Player
Most Likely To Dance With Wolves
And, just for fun, I'm going to also add this:
Best Host For Next Year's NSM Superlatives: K-Night, Zoroark, Fierce Deity, SFK, Yugi
Here's what I'm going to say in terms of rules:
- From the time this is posted until the end of this week, you may suggest new superlatives to me via PM. Each member can suggest a maximum of two new awards, and if I deem them acceptable, they will be added to the list.
- After this Saturday (or earlier if suggestions for new superlatives stop coming in), you may submit nominations for each category. Unless someone objects to this, I'd like to place a maximum of four entry nominations per category at the most, and in order to be eligible for voting, a member most be nominated by at least two separate people.
- I'm fine if you vote or nominate yourself for any of the above categories, but please do so with discretion. If I see that you're voting for yourself on too many of them, I reserve the right to not count those votes.
And there you have it! If any of the above seems unreasonable, let me know and I can change it.
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Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: blueflower999 on January 14, 2015, 12:31:22 PM
Post by: blueflower999 on January 14, 2015, 12:31:22 PM
Awards Part 1
Third Annual Superlative Winners:
Winner: Bespinben!
After two long, agonizing years of absence, the traveling Bespinben returns to grace NSM with more friendly Pokemon Mystery Dungeon discussions and sexy fedora/monocle selfies. If you need further proof that Bespinben is adored by our community, go look at the plethora of people that posted "welcome back!" in his arrangement thread after his long hiatus. Glad to have you back, man! Keep being friendly. :)
Runner-up: Blueflower!
I realize that I post a lot of stupid things sometimes and I had a pretty rocky time on this site for a year or two (some of you may say that I still have a rocky time here, in which case I'd reply that you're right!), but one thing that I always try to do regardless of my lack of intellect or social skills is to try to be nice to people. So I'm happy that some of you think that I do a good job at it, and I'm very appreciative. :D
Winner: Nebbles!
Hmm, where exactly to begin with Nebbles? For like the two of you who don't know, Nebbles is a lovely lady who's been on the forum for about as long as I have, and is easily among the most pleasant people on the forum. Now, the thing about the "Nicest" category is that it received more nominations than any other because NSM is generally a pretty nice community, so Nebbles winning a victory here is a testament to her character. She's especially friendly towards her adoring Tumblr community, and everyone should follow her if you haven't already!!Just don't get on her bad side, or she'll snap your neck.
Runner-up: Blueflower!
Heh, I'm flattered. Thanks guys, this means a lot. A lot of other people really deserved to be voted for other than me though, so I'll just quickly list some other top candidates.
Honorable Mentions: Ruto, K-Night, Bubbles, and Olimar
I've had the opportunity to talk to all four of you in the past, particularly in the Tinychat, and I have no objections to these votes. Ruto is a very calm and intelligent person that's easy to talk to. K-Night is similarly pleasant and is among my personal favorite people on the forum. Bubbles and Olimar are both great moderators who use their power kindly and effectively.
tl;dr: NSM is a nice community. There are a lot of people who could have gotten the award, and there were a lot of other people that were nominated not listed here.
Winner: Nocturne!
I think we can all agree that Nocturne posting that selfie of himself a few weeks ago was the best decision he ever made on the forums. Not only is he now an annoying Werewolf Game player, he's a sexy annoying Werewolf Game player. Unfortunately, because I'm the one straight guy on NSM's 100% gay community, I can't really offer a detailed analysis of his sexiness. Sorry!
Runner-up: Fierce Deity!
You know, I had forgotten that Fierce actually posted a selfie of himself (http://forum.ninsheetm.us/index.php?topic=1787.msg250166#msg250166) a while ago! Not entirely sure what's so attractive about him, though. Maybe it's the metal gauntlet with the spikes that you guys are into.
Winner: Nebbles!
Nebbles is ridiculously pretty. Anyone who says otherwise is lying and needs to reevaluate their lifestyle choices and the Face to the Name thread.
Runner-up: Winter!
Hey, weren't we supposed to dye your hair some color via a poll in the Interview Topic?
Honorable Mention: Roz!
I didn't remember what you looked like, Roz, so I searched and searched in the Face to the Name thread, and all the pictures of you that I found are broken links now. :(
I'll just take everyone's word for it and say that you're probably super pretty!!!
Friendliest:
Winner: Bespinben!
After two long, agonizing years of absence, the traveling Bespinben returns to grace NSM with more friendly Pokemon Mystery Dungeon discussions and sexy fedora/monocle selfies. If you need further proof that Bespinben is adored by our community, go look at the plethora of people that posted "welcome back!" in his arrangement thread after his long hiatus. Glad to have you back, man! Keep being friendly. :)
Runner-up: Blueflower!
I realize that I post a lot of stupid things sometimes and I had a pretty rocky time on this site for a year or two (some of you may say that I still have a rocky time here, in which case I'd reply that you're right!), but one thing that I always try to do regardless of my lack of intellect or social skills is to try to be nice to people. So I'm happy that some of you think that I do a good job at it, and I'm very appreciative. :D
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Nicest
Winner: Nebbles!
Hmm, where exactly to begin with Nebbles? For like the two of you who don't know, Nebbles is a lovely lady who's been on the forum for about as long as I have, and is easily among the most pleasant people on the forum. Now, the thing about the "Nicest" category is that it received more nominations than any other because NSM is generally a pretty nice community, so Nebbles winning a victory here is a testament to her character. She's especially friendly towards her adoring Tumblr community, and everyone should follow her if you haven't already!!
Runner-up: Blueflower!
Heh, I'm flattered. Thanks guys, this means a lot. A lot of other people really deserved to be voted for other than me though, so I'll just quickly list some other top candidates.
Honorable Mentions: Ruto, K-Night, Bubbles, and Olimar
I've had the opportunity to talk to all four of you in the past, particularly in the Tinychat, and I have no objections to these votes. Ruto is a very calm and intelligent person that's easy to talk to. K-Night is similarly pleasant and is among my personal favorite people on the forum. Bubbles and Olimar are both great moderators who use their power kindly and effectively.
tl;dr: NSM is a nice community. There are a lot of people who could have gotten the award, and there were a lot of other people that were nominated not listed here.
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Scariest
Winner: Kefka
Kefka is so scary that I dressed as him for Halloween this year and I didn't get any candy because no one opened their doors.
Runner-up: Slow
It was a dark and stormy night when Slow received the most terrifying message telepathically from far away. This message was a warning from a Concerned Humble Farmer Citizen, instructing him to warn others of the incoming cow shortage crisis.
He hasn't been the same since.
Honorable Mentions: SFK
Not gonna lie, sometimes I'm pretty terrified reading some of SFK's posts. His avatar is pretty freaky too.
Kefka is so scary that I dressed as him for Halloween this year and I didn't get any candy because no one opened their doors.
Runner-up: Slow
It was a dark and stormy night when Slow received the most terrifying message telepathically from far away. This message was a warning from a Concerned Humble Farmer Citizen, instructing him to warn others of the incoming cow shortage crisis.
He hasn't been the same since.
Honorable Mentions: SFK
Not gonna lie, sometimes I'm pretty terrified reading some of SFK's posts. His avatar is pretty freaky too.
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Sexiest
Winner: Nocturne!
I think we can all agree that Nocturne posting that selfie of himself a few weeks ago was the best decision he ever made on the forums. Not only is he now an annoying Werewolf Game player, he's a sexy annoying Werewolf Game player. Unfortunately, because I'm the one straight guy on NSM's 100% gay community, I can't really offer a detailed analysis of his sexiness. Sorry!
Runner-up: Fierce Deity!
You know, I had forgotten that Fierce actually posted a selfie of himself (http://forum.ninsheetm.us/index.php?topic=1787.msg250166#msg250166) a while ago! Not entirely sure what's so attractive about him, though. Maybe it's the metal gauntlet with the spikes that you guys are into.
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Prettiest
Winner: Nebbles!
Nebbles is ridiculously pretty. Anyone who says otherwise is lying and needs to reevaluate their lifestyle choices and the Face to the Name thread.
Runner-up: Winter!
Hey, weren't we supposed to dye your hair some color via a poll in the Interview Topic?
Honorable Mention: Roz!
I didn't remember what you looked like, Roz, so I searched and searched in the Face to the Name thread, and all the pictures of you that I found are broken links now. :(
I'll just take everyone's word for it and say that you're probably super pretty!!!
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Longest
Winner: Sipan!
Bow to the longest winner ever.
Runner-up: Bubbles!
Bow to the longest girl ever.
Honorable Mention: Yugi!
Bow to the longest Zork player ever.
Bow to the longest winner ever.
Runner-up: Bubbles!
Bow to the longest girl ever.
Honorable Mention: Yugi!
Bow to the longest Zork player ever.
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Most Improved
Winner: Mario Lego Fan!
I think the biggest issue with you that people took was your way of expressing your opinions. Recently you've gotten better at expressing them in a less offensive way, and considering that you contribute a lot to the site arrangement-wise, I don't think most people think ill of you anymore. At least, that's my perspective anyway. I never really minded you too much in the first place considering that I was significantly worse. :D Speaking of which...
Runner-up: Blueflower!
I still cringe when I read my old and new posts. Somethings that I put up a week ago I read them and wonder what I was thinking. But I'm glad you guys think I'm getting better. That's all that matters. :D
Honorable Mention: Zoroark!
Wait, Zoroark has improved? Really? I mean, he was never bad! I don't know what's up with this, I liked Zoroark from the beginning. I guess he's just improving and becoming even better then!!
I think the biggest issue with you that people took was your way of expressing your opinions. Recently you've gotten better at expressing them in a less offensive way, and considering that you contribute a lot to the site arrangement-wise, I don't think most people think ill of you anymore. At least, that's my perspective anyway. I never really minded you too much in the first place considering that I was significantly worse. :D Speaking of which...
Runner-up: Blueflower!
I still cringe when I read my old and new posts. Somethings that I put up a week ago I read them and wonder what I was thinking. But I'm glad you guys think I'm getting better. That's all that matters. :D
Honorable Mention: Zoroark!
Wait, Zoroark has improved? Really? I mean, he was never bad! I don't know what's up with this, I liked Zoroark from the beginning. I guess he's just improving and becoming even better then!!
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Most Changed
Winner: Mario Lego Fan!
I guess this just goes back to what I said in the previous entry. You haven't changed as much I think as your ways of interacting with the forum has. Actually, this is sort of a hard category to write for because "changed" can mean so many things. So I don't even really know what people mean when they vote for you for this. But whatever, you've improved a lot and that's what's important!
Runner-up: Nocturne!
Yeah, looking at the difference between your two most recent selfies really is a pretty big change. We go from sexy Nocturne to... I don't know, whatever that thing is.
I guess this just goes back to what I said in the previous entry. You haven't changed as much I think as your ways of interacting with the forum has. Actually, this is sort of a hard category to write for because "changed" can mean so many things. So I don't even really know what people mean when they vote for you for this. But whatever, you've improved a lot and that's what's important!
Runner-up: Nocturne!
Yeah, looking at the difference between your two most recent selfies really is a pretty big change. We go from sexy Nocturne to... I don't know, whatever that thing is.
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Cutest
Winner: Nebbles!
Nebbles is totes adorbs. Especially with various objects in the background of her selfies. Ooh look, a picture frame!
Runner-up: Zoroark!
Super hawt Asiantwink kid.
Nebbles is totes adorbs. Especially with various objects in the background of her selfies. Ooh look, a picture frame!
Runner-up: Zoroark!
Super hawt Asian
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Smartest
Winner: Mashi!
Mashi is easily not only the smartest person on the forums, but also probably the smartest person I know. Things I've learned from Mashi include, but are not limited two, the fact that a triangle can have three right angles, the 17th Doctor will be a woman (yes, he's so smart he can even see a few years into the future!), and Melancholy is the best show ever conceived. Also, he's always the wolf because that's just the way Mashi is.
Runner-up: Ruto!
Anyone majoring in the sciences has to be smart, so of course Ruto's no exception. Ruto's forte is posting long and well thought-out arguments that may or may not include a Simpsons gif.
Mashi is easily not only the smartest person on the forums, but also probably the smartest person I know. Things I've learned from Mashi include, but are not limited two, the fact that a triangle can have three right angles, the 17th Doctor will be a woman (yes, he's so smart he can even see a few years into the future!), and Melancholy is the best show ever conceived. Also, he's always the wolf because that's just the way Mashi is.
Runner-up: Ruto!
Anyone majoring in the sciences has to be smart, so of course Ruto's no exception. Ruto's forte is posting long and well thought-out arguments that may or may not include a Simpsons gif.
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The Most A+
Winner: Mashi!
Fun fact: Mashi has gotten an A+++++++++ on every test he's ever taken. All the schools that he's attended have had to revise their grading system to accommodate his vast intellect and desire for nine pluses.
Runner-up: Ruto!
Well, what do you know, Ruto apparently gets her fair share of A+++++++++s too. We should have a duel of knowledge between Mashi and Ruto to see who can earn the most pluses after their As.
Fun fact: Mashi has gotten an A+++++++++ on every test he's ever taken. All the schools that he's attended have had to revise their grading system to accommodate his vast intellect and desire for nine pluses.
Runner-up: Ruto!
Well, what do you know, Ruto apparently gets her fair share of A+++++++++s too. We should have a duel of knowledge between Mashi and Ruto to see who can earn the most pluses after their As.
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Frivolousest
Winner: Mashi!
Yeah, this is why I call these three the "Mashi awards" because he's the obvious candidate to win all three! Mashi, did you plan this when writing up the original list of awards two years ago? How frivolous of you.
Runner-up: King Sammer!
KING SAMMER FROM SAMMER'S KINGDOM WINS RUNNER-UP FOR MOST FRIVOLOUS AWARD. BLEHBLUHBGHLBHGBLUHBGHUH
Honorable Mention: Jub!
Jubert is incredibly frivolous. But not quite BLEHBLUHBGHLBHGBLUHBGHUH frivolous. That would just be insulting. Instead, Jubby-boy has started his own little card game on NSM where he predicts people's fortunes or whatever. How frivolous indeed!
Yeah, this is why I call these three the "Mashi awards" because he's the obvious candidate to win all three! Mashi, did you plan this when writing up the original list of awards two years ago? How frivolous of you.
Runner-up: King Sammer!
KING SAMMER FROM SAMMER'S KINGDOM WINS RUNNER-UP FOR MOST FRIVOLOUS AWARD. BLEHBLUHBGHLBHGBLUHBGHUH
Honorable Mention: Jub!
Jubert is incredibly frivolous. But not quite BLEHBLUHBGHLBHGBLUHBGHUH frivolous. That would just be insulting. Instead, Jubby-boy has started his own little card game on NSM where he predicts people's fortunes or whatever. How frivolous indeed!
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Best LPer
Winner: Maestro!
All aboard Romp Airlines! Next stop, YouTube domination!
Runner-up: Nebbles!
The competition was pretty close considering that Invader Nebu hasn't uploaded a video in a while. Still though, her LPs are awesome, so she managed to acquire a substantial amount of votes regardless. We miss your videos, Nebbles!!!
All aboard Romp Airlines! Next stop, YouTube domination!
Runner-up: Nebbles!
The competition was pretty close considering that Invader Nebu hasn't uploaded a video in a while. Still though, her LPs are awesome, so she managed to acquire a substantial amount of votes regardless. We miss your videos, Nebbles!!!
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Calmest
Winner: Ruto!
See, Waddle? Your nominations did make a difference after all, because they gave Ruto her second nomination and then she ended up winning!!!
Anyway, Ruto is super calm and collected. In fact, she's so calm that reading her posts is like taking some sort of weird drug. It almost makes me forget her aggravating older sister or all the creepy perverts that try to hit on her.
Runner-up: Mashi!
Mashi is also very calm, which is a great advantage in TWG to hide the fact that he's always the wolf and always plotting some dastardly scheme!
See, Waddle? Your nominations did make a difference after all, because they gave Ruto her second nomination and then she ended up winning!!!
Anyway, Ruto is super calm and collected. In fact, she's so calm that reading her posts is like taking some sort of weird drug. It almost makes me forget her aggravating older sister or all the creepy perverts that try to hit on her.
Runner-up: Mashi!
Mashi is also very calm, which is a great advantage in TWG to hide the fact that he's always the wolf and always plotting some dastardly scheme!
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Best Couple
Winner: Fingerz and Pit!
And NO, I didn't even need to pick this from a tie or rig the votes or anything. It won all by itself! Why? Because you two are super cute together, that's why!
Runner-up: Ruto and Kefka!
The calmest member and the scariest member getting hitched? Seems like an interesting combination. Kefka sweetie, you might need to work a little harder to scare your fiance. Maybe buy some new masks or something!
Honorable Mention: Maestro + The Universe
Because who would say no to being in a couple with Maestro? No one, that's who. Which is why he gets the whole Universe. Every single little bit of it. Well, except for Fingerz, Pit, Ruto, and Kefka. They can stay. Everyone else, get ready for the thrill of your life!
And NO, I didn't even need to pick this from a tie or rig the votes or anything. It won all by itself! Why? Because you two are super cute together, that's why!
Runner-up: Ruto and Kefka!
The calmest member and the scariest member getting hitched? Seems like an interesting combination. Kefka sweetie, you might need to work a little harder to scare your fiance. Maybe buy some new masks or something!
Honorable Mention: Maestro + The Universe
Because who would say no to being in a couple with Maestro? No one, that's who. Which is why he gets the whole Universe. Every single little bit of it. Well, except for Fingerz, Pit, Ruto, and Kefka. They can stay. Everyone else, get ready for the thrill of your life!
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Most Likely to Be a Closet Anime Fan
Winner: Jompa
I honestly couldn't believe it when I say it nominated. JOMPA, of all people, an ANIME FAN? It just couldn't be true. But then again, enough of you voted for him for me to realize that I had apparently not realized his big secret. You ready, everyone?
Runner-up: Mario Lego Closet Anime Fan!
MLF is clearly into anime. He just doesn't want to admit it. I mean, if they made a Paper Mario anime, he'd totally be into that sort of kinky stuff.
Honorable Mention: JaMaHa
While not doing a hundred push-ups a minute, JaMaHa doesn't mind some hardcore anime. Preferably ones that are as manly as he is.
I honestly couldn't believe it when I say it nominated. JOMPA, of all people, an ANIME FAN? It just couldn't be true. But then again, enough of you voted for him for me to realize that I had apparently not realized his big secret. You ready, everyone?
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Jompa likes anime.
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Runner-up: Mario Lego Closet Anime Fan!
MLF is clearly into anime. He just doesn't want to admit it. I mean, if they made a Paper Mario anime, he'd totally be into that sort of kinky stuff.
Honorable Mention: JaMaHa
While not doing a hundred push-ups a minute, JaMaHa doesn't mind some hardcore anime. Preferably ones that are as manly as he is.
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Most European
Winner: JaMaHa!
When not serving as a knight in the army of his local lord, JaMaHa enjoys eating croissants and drinking vodka. Always with the vodka. Breakfast, lunch, and dinner. Where'd he get the vodka? By beating the crap out of Russia with his pinky finger, that's how. No one screws with the Fins unless you want Sergeant JaMaHa to tail-slap you.
Runner-up: Waddle Bro!
Waddle isn't quite old enough to be a knight yet, so he's just in the squire stage. He spends much of his time out farming in the fields, hoping that one day he, too, can save... someone trapped at the top of his local castle. And drink some vodka with them.
Honorable Mention: Dr. P!
Dr. P was clearly the candidate for the most European of us with one fatal exception: He drinks too much coffee. Needs more vodka.
When not serving as a knight in the army of his local lord, JaMaHa enjoys eating croissants and drinking vodka. Always with the vodka. Breakfast, lunch, and dinner. Where'd he get the vodka? By beating the crap out of Russia with his pinky finger, that's how. No one screws with the Fins unless you want Sergeant JaMaHa to tail-slap you.
Runner-up: Waddle Bro!
Waddle isn't quite old enough to be a knight yet, so he's just in the squire stage. He spends much of his time out farming in the fields, hoping that one day he, too, can save... someone trapped at the top of his local castle. And drink some vodka with them.
Honorable Mention: Dr. P!
Dr. P was clearly the candidate for the most European of us with one fatal exception: He drinks too much coffee. Needs more vodka.
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Most American
Winner: Dr. P!
Derp over here may not pass well as European, but coffee is all the rage here in America. Sometimes Dr. P even drinks coffee while riding shirtless on his motorcycle. His favorite outfits include black-rimmed sunglasses and muscle shirts because he is the force of FREEDOM.
Runner-up: SFK!
Super American Kirby does one thing exceedingly well: Merica. What, that doesn't make sense? Too bad, Merica doesn't care. And neither does SFK. Merica!
Honorable Mention: Olimar!
In all honesty, Olimar represents what America is truly about: wearing cowboy hats and roping cattle on the open plains of Texas. Yeehaw!
Derp over here may not pass well as European, but coffee is all the rage here in America. Sometimes Dr. P even drinks coffee while riding shirtless on his motorcycle. His favorite outfits include black-rimmed sunglasses and muscle shirts because he is the force of FREEDOM.
Runner-up: SFK!
Super American Kirby does one thing exceedingly well: Merica. What, that doesn't make sense? Too bad, Merica doesn't care. And neither does SFK. Merica!
Honorable Mention: Olimar!
In all honesty, Olimar represents what America is truly about: wearing cowboy hats and roping cattle on the open plains of Texas. Yeehaw!
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Most Australian
Winner: Yugi!
Australia is an exotic place. I hear the people there ride to school on kangaroos. They also apparently put Vegemite on their crocodile sandwiches and wash it all down with some good ol' beer. Yugi seems to be into that kinda life, so that's why he stays down there in the desert with the other three mates in Australia. Hey, at least you get to have koalas as pets.
Runner-up: Pit!
Pit isn't into riding to school on a kangaroo. She usually takes an emu, which are surprisingly a lot faster and have just as much kicking power. They lack as comfy of a seat, but they're also lower maintenance. No one likes taking their kangaroo into the kangaroo repair shop.
Australia is an exotic place. I hear the people there ride to school on kangaroos. They also apparently put Vegemite on their crocodile sandwiches and wash it all down with some good ol' beer. Yugi seems to be into that kinda life, so that's why he stays down there in the desert with the other three mates in Australia. Hey, at least you get to have koalas as pets.
Runner-up: Pit!
Pit isn't into riding to school on a kangaroo. She usually takes an emu, which are surprisingly a lot faster and have just as much kicking power. They lack as comfy of a seat, but they're also lower maintenance. No one likes taking their kangaroo into the kangaroo repair shop.
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Most Canadian
Winner: Roz!
O Canada, where to begin? Truth be told, Canadia sounds like it's just aboot as weird as Australia, and I'm not sure how I feel aboot that. Roz, however, doesn't seem to mind. Like everyone in Canada, Roz is a professional ice hockey player and enjoys eating fake Canadian-style bacon with syrup on it. She has a pet polar bear, which could easily beat up Yugi's transportation kangaroo and Pit's low-maintenance emu. Also, the polar bear somehow learned to speak French. What's that aboot?
Runner-up: JDMEK!
JDMEK's favorite food is syrup on snow, which is just aboot the cheapest thing you can buy because both rain from the sky every day. He needs to brush up on his ice hockey and French before he can become a full member of Canadian "society", though. That and he's having some trouble paying off his igloo mortgage.
O Canada, where to begin? Truth be told, Canadia sounds like it's just aboot as weird as Australia, and I'm not sure how I feel aboot that. Roz, however, doesn't seem to mind. Like everyone in Canada, Roz is a professional ice hockey player and enjoys eating fake Canadian-style bacon with syrup on it. She has a pet polar bear, which could easily beat up Yugi's transportation kangaroo and Pit's low-maintenance emu. Also, the polar bear somehow learned to speak French. What's that aboot?
Runner-up: JDMEK!
JDMEK's favorite food is syrup on snow, which is just aboot the cheapest thing you can buy because both rain from the sky every day. He needs to brush up on his ice hockey and French before he can become a full member of Canadian "society", though. That and he's having some trouble paying off his igloo mortgage.
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Most Likely to Succeed
Winner: Maestro!
Of course Maestro wins this! With his aspirations to become the greatest composer ever, moderator of NSM forums, and President of the Universe, who could possibly suck more seed than him? In fact, I hear rumors that anyone who votes for him for President in the 2028 election will be provided a free seed to suck courtesy of Maestro Enterprises™. That's how dedicated our future leader is, folks.
Runner-up: Dr. P!
If drinking a lot of coffee in life is the key to success... well... looks like I have some dietary changes to make. Here's to the future CEO of Starbucks!
Of course Maestro wins this! With his aspirations to become the greatest composer ever, moderator of NSM forums, and President of the Universe, who could possibly suck more seed than him? In fact, I hear rumors that anyone who votes for him for President in the 2028 election will be provided a free seed to suck courtesy of Maestro Enterprises™. That's how dedicated our future leader is, folks.
Runner-up: Dr. P!
If drinking a lot of coffee in life is the key to success... well... looks like I have some dietary changes to make. Here's to the future CEO of Starbucks!
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Best Vocabulary
Winner: Mashi!
Mashi's vocabulary is expansive. Although his most common everyday words of choice are "OFC," "ya," and "frivolous." Just don't get him started on a scientific or mathematics discussion, or his vast knowledge will quickly lose you. Yeah, Mashi probably sleeps on the dictionary every night.
Runner-up: Fierce Deity!
In order to make such compelling arguments and tl;dr posts over in other threads, Fierce of course has to use language that isn't overly redundant. After a few thousand sentences that use the same words over and over, they become over-used. Therefore, to write the novellas that he posts, Fierce needs to keep a thesaurus over by his computer to make sure he doesn't overuse the same word over and over and over. That's why his vocabulary is overwhelming.
Whew, glad that's over.
Honorable Mention: Maestro!
Similarly to Fierce Deity, Maestro has to keep his expansive vocabulary up to date for his upcoming speeches. Particularly the ones that he makes to run for Presidency and for receiving these prestigious awards. I doubt Maestro uses a thesaurus though, it's probably all already stored in that brilliant mind of his.
What, did you expect me to write all of this using super-advanced words? Nah, I've made enough of a fool of myself already with these!
Mashi's vocabulary is expansive. Although his most common everyday words of choice are "OFC," "ya," and "frivolous." Just don't get him started on a scientific or mathematics discussion, or his vast knowledge will quickly lose you. Yeah, Mashi probably sleeps on the dictionary every night.
Runner-up: Fierce Deity!
In order to make such compelling arguments and tl;dr posts over in other threads, Fierce of course has to use language that isn't overly redundant. After a few thousand sentences that use the same words over and over, they become over-used. Therefore, to write the novellas that he posts, Fierce needs to keep a thesaurus over by his computer to make sure he doesn't overuse the same word over and over and over. That's why his vocabulary is overwhelming.
Whew, glad that's over.
Honorable Mention: Maestro!
Similarly to Fierce Deity, Maestro has to keep his expansive vocabulary up to date for his upcoming speeches. Particularly the ones that he makes to run for Presidency and for receiving these prestigious awards. I doubt Maestro uses a thesaurus though, it's probably all already stored in that brilliant mind of his.
What, did you expect me to write all of this using super-advanced words? Nah, I've made enough of a fool of myself already with these!
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Best Eyes
Winner: Slow Pokemon!
Stare into the eyes of the beautiful Slow Pokemon and you'll immediately fall into a hypnotic trance. It's probably really handy to hypnotize people over the internet. It's a good thing he doesn't show up in the Tinychat too often, or we'd probably all be worshiping Slow's ultra sexy eyeballs. Mmm.
Runner-up: Waddle Bro!
I'm sure Slow and Waddle Bro could stare into each other's eyes all day.
...and that's as far as I'm going with that.
Stare into the eyes of the beautiful Slow Pokemon and you'll immediately fall into a hypnotic trance. It's probably really handy to hypnotize people over the internet. It's a good thing he doesn't show up in the Tinychat too often, or we'd probably all be worshiping Slow's ultra sexy eyeballs. Mmm.
Runner-up: Waddle Bro!
I'm sure Slow and Waddle Bro could stare into each other's eyes all day.
...and that's as far as I'm going with that.
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Best Hair
Winner: Fierce Deity!
Really? Fierce has hair? What hair? (http://onereadleaf.files.wordpress.com/2011/11/major-armstrong.png). Oh, you guys like that little blonde curly thing? Or is it the blonde mustache?
I don't know, I'm grasping at straws here. You guys don't give me anything to work with, you know that? Maybe the best hair is lack of hair. NSM has a bald people fetish or something. I wouldn't be surprised if that little blonde curl and the mustache plus the smooth, shiny top is enough to turn all you guys on. Yep, that has to be it.
Runner-up: Nebbles!
Ah, now this makes much more sense. Nebbles has a full head a gorgeous, long, flowing hair. I always wonder how much time girls like Nebbles have to put into their hair to make it look nice, but however much it is, it sure pays off!
Honorable Mentions: Winter and Zoroark!
If you haven't checked the Face to the Name thread, Winter has a nice goatee thing going for him, even if his hair isn't as long as it was previously. Zoroark, on the other hand styles his hair... interestingly. I don't know, you guys seem to like it, so who am I to judge? At least he has hair.
Really? Fierce has hair? What hair? (http://onereadleaf.files.wordpress.com/2011/11/major-armstrong.png). Oh, you guys like that little blonde curly thing? Or is it the blonde mustache?
I don't know, I'm grasping at straws here. You guys don't give me anything to work with, you know that? Maybe the best hair is lack of hair. NSM has a bald people fetish or something. I wouldn't be surprised if that little blonde curl and the mustache plus the smooth, shiny top is enough to turn all you guys on. Yep, that has to be it.
Runner-up: Nebbles!
Ah, now this makes much more sense. Nebbles has a full head a gorgeous, long, flowing hair. I always wonder how much time girls like Nebbles have to put into their hair to make it look nice, but however much it is, it sure pays off!
Honorable Mentions: Winter and Zoroark!
If you haven't checked the Face to the Name thread, Winter has a nice goatee thing going for him, even if his hair isn't as long as it was previously. Zoroark, on the other hand styles his hair... interestingly. I don't know, you guys seem to like it, so who am I to judge? At least he has hair.
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Best Reviewer of Stuff
Winner: Blueflower!
I really don't even deserve to win this considering that my Christmas marathon tradition thinger has sort of flopped this year because I've been taking all my time to write up these Superlatives. Whatever though, I'm just glad that somebody reads my reviews and likes them, so I thank everyone who does from the bottom of my heart. :D
Runner-up: Slow Pokemon!
Slowball over here is the only NSM member that I'm aware of to operate not one, but two review threads. Slow reviews both games and musical scores, and very well I might add. His soundtrack reviews are very thorough (much more so than I could ever do), and for a non-musician like me, it's really amazing how much he can say about pieces. His game reviews, though, could use some work. He only gives good reviews to games that he's played recently. Also, I'm still waiting to see what the Best Graphics of 2013 were!!!
Honorable Mention: Wolf
Wolfy started his NOT SO POPULAR game reviews about a year ago, and since then they've been getting KIND OF POPULAR. He doesn't really give games a score, doesn't really update the table of contents on the first post, and doesn't really make a whole lot of sense. But hey, I'll give him this: his reviews are entertaining, and I like his taste in games.
I really don't even deserve to win this considering that my Christmas marathon tradition thinger has sort of flopped this year because I've been taking all my time to write up these Superlatives. Whatever though, I'm just glad that somebody reads my reviews and likes them, so I thank everyone who does from the bottom of my heart. :D
Runner-up: Slow Pokemon!
Slowball over here is the only NSM member that I'm aware of to operate not one, but two review threads. Slow reviews both games and musical scores, and very well I might add. His soundtrack reviews are very thorough (much more so than I could ever do), and for a non-musician like me, it's really amazing how much he can say about pieces. His game reviews, though, could use some work. He only gives good reviews to games that he's played recently. Also, I'm still waiting to see what the Best Graphics of 2013 were!!!
Honorable Mention: Wolf
Wolfy started his NOT SO POPULAR game reviews about a year ago, and since then they've been getting KIND OF POPULAR. He doesn't really give games a score, doesn't really update the table of contents on the first post, and doesn't really make a whole lot of sense. But hey, I'll give him this: his reviews are entertaining, and I like his taste in games.
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Best to Bring Home to a Mom and Dad
Winner: King Sammer!
Haha, very funny guys. You guys all want to introduce King Sammer to your parents so he can go BLEHBLUHBGHLBHGBLUH and then have sex so he can BLEHBLUHBGHLBHG all over you, and then marry him in the Temple of the Goddess of BLEHBLUHBGHLBHGBLUHBGHUH. Yeah, I'm starting to understand NSM's twisted fantasies now.
Runner-up: Nebbles!
I don't know why Nebbles keeps getting beaten by these joke answers, but whatever. I don't choose the winners, I just tell you about them. And break ties. Although I'm glad to see that a pretty girl like Nebbles is taking a backseat to King Sammer in NSM's ranking of attractiveness. Great community, aren't we?
Honorable Mention: Ruto!
Rutato I'm sure would be fun to introduce to my parents, if only there wasn't the issue of Mr. Scary-Pants Kefka over there looking at me through the scope of a sniper rifle.
Haha, very funny guys. You guys all want to introduce King Sammer to your parents so he can go BLEHBLUHBGHLBHGBLUH and then have sex so he can BLEHBLUHBGHLBHG all over you, and then marry him in the Temple of the Goddess of BLEHBLUHBGHLBHGBLUHBGHUH. Yeah, I'm starting to understand NSM's twisted fantasies now.
Runner-up: Nebbles!
I don't know why Nebbles keeps getting beaten by these joke answers, but whatever. I don't choose the winners, I just tell you about them. And break ties. Although I'm glad to see that a pretty girl like Nebbles is taking a backseat to King Sammer in NSM's ranking of attractiveness. Great community, aren't we?
Honorable Mention: Ruto!
Rutato I'm sure would be fun to introduce to my parents, if only there wasn't the issue of Mr. Scary-Pants Kefka over there looking at me through the scope of a sniper rifle.
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Best Artist
Winner: Nebbles!
Besides looking super attractive or doing Let's Plays, another one of Nebu's talents is drawing and sculpting. I re-read through her art thread (http://forum.ninsheetm.us/index.php?topic=3414.0), which happens to be one of the longest on the site, and she has a lot of talent. Some great Pokemon sculptures, lots of cool gijinkas, some neat sketches, and even a self portrait or two. She does it all. Unfortunately, the thread hasn't really been updated in a few years, and I'd be all in favor of Nebbles posting some new stuff there sometimes. (Plus, I hear she owes someone a Flaaffy drawing.)
Runner-up: Ruto!
Before having to read through her thread for this, I didn't know that Ruto had such a talent for this sort of thing! Seriously, I'm surprised! Normally as a scientist myself I would be more in favor of her doing science rather than making art posts, but with stuff this cool I don't really care. While not quite as long as Nebbles' thread, Ruto's has some great professional-style photography shots and sketches. My personal favorites are the pictures of flowers (heh) and her charcoal drawing of Link.
I'd be very in favor of seeing both of you bump your threads new stuff if you feel so inclined!
Besides looking super attractive or doing Let's Plays, another one of Nebu's talents is drawing and sculpting. I re-read through her art thread (http://forum.ninsheetm.us/index.php?topic=3414.0), which happens to be one of the longest on the site, and she has a lot of talent. Some great Pokemon sculptures, lots of cool gijinkas, some neat sketches, and even a self portrait or two. She does it all. Unfortunately, the thread hasn't really been updated in a few years, and I'd be all in favor of Nebbles posting some new stuff there sometimes. (Plus, I hear she owes someone a Flaaffy drawing.)
Runner-up: Ruto!
Before having to read through her thread for this, I didn't know that Ruto had such a talent for this sort of thing! Seriously, I'm surprised! Normally as a scientist myself I would be more in favor of her doing science rather than making art posts, but with stuff this cool I don't really care. While not quite as long as Nebbles' thread, Ruto's has some great professional-style photography shots and sketches. My personal favorites are the pictures of flowers (heh) and her charcoal drawing of Link.
I'd be very in favor of seeing both of you bump your threads new stuff if you feel so inclined!
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Best Storyteller
Winner: K-Night!
Wow, no surprise here, right? K-Night has honestly dominated the Story Telling board for as long as I can remember with two very successful hits: The Great NSM Pokemon Adventure and the Titan series (previously known as Overwatch). The Story Telling board is full of threads that had a lot of potential but sort of faded away into obscurity, either due to lack of encouragement, participation, or time. While K-Night has had a few of these such threads, The Great NSM Pokemon Adventure is by far the most popular story on the site (with an almost 100 page discussion therad) and the Titan Series is my personal favorite. Both of these very well written with really interesting plots and great characters, so hats off to you, K-Night! Looking forward to seeing whatever you might decide to write in the future.
Runner-up: Cobraroll!
Now, I'll be honest here: I'm going to assume that the people who voted for Cobraroll to win this are fans of his Emergence story, which actually wrapped up a few years ago. I haven't read such story, but by seeing the positive comments in the thread, I can venture to gather that it's pretty great. Cobra, I doubt you're reading this, but you really did write a story that people on this site like enough to vote for you even years after the story finished. And that's a wonderful thing.
Wow, no surprise here, right? K-Night has honestly dominated the Story Telling board for as long as I can remember with two very successful hits: The Great NSM Pokemon Adventure and the Titan series (previously known as Overwatch). The Story Telling board is full of threads that had a lot of potential but sort of faded away into obscurity, either due to lack of encouragement, participation, or time. While K-Night has had a few of these such threads, The Great NSM Pokemon Adventure is by far the most popular story on the site (with an almost 100 page discussion therad) and the Titan Series is my personal favorite. Both of these very well written with really interesting plots and great characters, so hats off to you, K-Night! Looking forward to seeing whatever you might decide to write in the future.
Runner-up: Cobraroll!
Now, I'll be honest here: I'm going to assume that the people who voted for Cobraroll to win this are fans of his Emergence story, which actually wrapped up a few years ago. I haven't read such story, but by seeing the positive comments in the thread, I can venture to gather that it's pretty great. Cobra, I doubt you're reading this, but you really did write a story that people on this site like enough to vote for you even years after the story finished. And that's a wonderful thing.
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Best Arranger
Winner: Bespinben!
These music related categories are going to be very difficult for me to judge seeing as I'm not a musician, but even I have a lot of respect for Bespinben and his arrangements. Bespinben has been arranging since shortly after he joined the site in the summer of 2011, and has since contributed a whole slew of Pokemon arrangements to the site. The bulk of these arrangements appear to be from the Pokemon Mystery Dungeon series, which I'm pretty sure is one of the community's favorite Pokemon spin-offs. After his two year absence, Bespinben's arranging talents haven't diminished at all, and he now arranges songs from the Gates to Infinity game that came out after his hiatus.
Runner-up: Fierce Deity!
Fierce has only been on the site for about a year and a half, but has already cemented his place in my mind as one of the best musicians on the site. His arrangements are always top notch, and I find myself agreeing with his taste in music more often than not. Here's looking forward to whatever he may arrange in the future!
Honorable Mention: Deku!
I'll begin this with a little story. Before I made an account on the NSM forums, I lurked on the main site and listened to a lot of the arrangements, and one of my favorite arrangers on the site was always Deku Trombonist, even though I had no idea who he or she was at the time. All I knew was that their arrangements were always very good and I enjoyed listening to them. Fast forward to today, where Deku is very active in critiquing arrangements, helping out other arrangers, and making updates on the site happen. Who knows how we'd function without him?
These music related categories are going to be very difficult for me to judge seeing as I'm not a musician, but even I have a lot of respect for Bespinben and his arrangements. Bespinben has been arranging since shortly after he joined the site in the summer of 2011, and has since contributed a whole slew of Pokemon arrangements to the site. The bulk of these arrangements appear to be from the Pokemon Mystery Dungeon series, which I'm pretty sure is one of the community's favorite Pokemon spin-offs. After his two year absence, Bespinben's arranging talents haven't diminished at all, and he now arranges songs from the Gates to Infinity game that came out after his hiatus.
Runner-up: Fierce Deity!
Fierce has only been on the site for about a year and a half, but has already cemented his place in my mind as one of the best musicians on the site. His arrangements are always top notch, and I find myself agreeing with his taste in music more often than not. Here's looking forward to whatever he may arrange in the future!
Honorable Mention: Deku!
I'll begin this with a little story. Before I made an account on the NSM forums, I lurked on the main site and listened to a lot of the arrangements, and one of my favorite arrangers on the site was always Deku Trombonist, even though I had no idea who he or she was at the time. All I knew was that their arrangements were always very good and I enjoyed listening to them. Fast forward to today, where Deku is very active in critiquing arrangements, helping out other arrangers, and making updates on the site happen. Who knows how we'd function without him?
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Best Composer
Winner: Maestro!
Because I know absolutely nothing about music, you could easily play some of Maestro's compositions (http://forum.ninsheetm.us/index.php?topic=1685.0) for me and I wouldn't be able to distinguish between them and the works of great classical composers. I can't critique his work from a musical standpoint, and I can't even say whether I like it or not. What I can tell you, though, is that anyone who writes pieces and calls them things like "Symphony Number 4 "Civility" in C Minor, Op. 22" and "Symphony Number 1 in F Minor" has to know what they're talking about. Maestro truly lives up to his name.
Runner-up: Fierce Deity!
Back in November of 2013, Fierce posted a thread with three of his home-made compositions (http://forum.ninsheetm.us/index.php?topic=5957.msg231824#msg231824). While the thread hasn't exactly taken off like Maestro's has, there's still some pretty cool-looking pieces over there, and you guys should go take a look!
Honorable Mention: Bloop!
Bloopity Bloop has written a *crapton* of compositions (http://forum.ninsheetm.us/index.php?topic=4967.0). He even updates fairly regularly with more work of his, and a lot of the songs he has even have lyrics with them, which is really cool! O_o You can tell that he really pours his heart out into this work (as a lot of you do!), and that's really evident in the words that he puts to his music.
Because I know absolutely nothing about music, you could easily play some of Maestro's compositions (http://forum.ninsheetm.us/index.php?topic=1685.0) for me and I wouldn't be able to distinguish between them and the works of great classical composers. I can't critique his work from a musical standpoint, and I can't even say whether I like it or not. What I can tell you, though, is that anyone who writes pieces and calls them things like "Symphony Number 4 "Civility" in C Minor, Op. 22" and "Symphony Number 1 in F Minor" has to know what they're talking about. Maestro truly lives up to his name.
Runner-up: Fierce Deity!
Back in November of 2013, Fierce posted a thread with three of his home-made compositions (http://forum.ninsheetm.us/index.php?topic=5957.msg231824#msg231824). While the thread hasn't exactly taken off like Maestro's has, there's still some pretty cool-looking pieces over there, and you guys should go take a look!
Honorable Mention: Bloop!
Bloopity Bloop has written a *crapton* of compositions (http://forum.ninsheetm.us/index.php?topic=4967.0). He even updates fairly regularly with more work of his, and a lot of the songs he has even have lyrics with them, which is really cool! O_o You can tell that he really pours his heart out into this work (as a lot of you do!), and that's really evident in the words that he puts to his music.
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Cutest Friends
Winner: Slow Pokemon + Blueflower!
Hm, what can I say to sum up Slow and myself's friendship? Hm, that's a toughie. Slow is hella awesome and I love him and all, but what about our relationship is "cute", exactly? I don't see it. I'm not even really aware of how much our friendship is visible to other people on this forum considering that most of our conversations take place on Skype. So how is it even possible to judge the cuteness of our bromance?
Maybe it's the eyes. Yep, it's definitely Slow's eyes. They tend to do that to people.
Runner-up: Maestro + Maestro!
I love NSM. No, I really do. The fact that this wins over people like Pit + Fingerz and Slow + Waddle really amazes me. I mean, it could be worse. Thank God ThatGamer joined after the nomination process was over or else we'd see things like "ThatGamer + King Sammer" and crap like that. You know what is really interesting about this award though? The fact that I can't tell if it's referring to Maestro's narcissism or the fact that he's growing a duplicate of himself in his basement to run as his vice president in 2028. Probably both.
Honorable Mention: Shadowkirby + Kman!
Aha! Now here's something legitimate. Shadowkriby and Cwoman69 have been best buds for as long as I can remember. If memory serves, I think Shadow even introduced Kman to the forums in the first place. I suppose there aren't many people to choose for friends up at the North Pole, but these two are pretty similar interest-wise as far as I can tell. Plus, they're both great guys, and that's all that really matters. Cheers!
Hm, what can I say to sum up Slow and myself's friendship? Hm, that's a toughie. Slow is hella awesome and I love him and all, but what about our relationship is "cute", exactly? I don't see it. I'm not even really aware of how much our friendship is visible to other people on this forum considering that most of our conversations take place on Skype. So how is it even possible to judge the cuteness of our bromance?
Maybe it's the eyes. Yep, it's definitely Slow's eyes. They tend to do that to people.
Runner-up: Maestro + Maestro!
I love NSM. No, I really do. The fact that this wins over people like Pit + Fingerz and Slow + Waddle really amazes me. I mean, it could be worse. Thank God ThatGamer joined after the nomination process was over or else we'd see things like "ThatGamer + King Sammer" and crap like that. You know what is really interesting about this award though? The fact that I can't tell if it's referring to Maestro's narcissism or the fact that he's growing a duplicate of himself in his basement to run as his vice president in 2028. Probably both.
Honorable Mention: Shadowkirby + Kman!
Aha! Now here's something legitimate. Shadowkriby and Cwoman69 have been best buds for as long as I can remember. If memory serves, I think Shadow even introduced Kman to the forums in the first place. I suppose there aren't many people to choose for friends up at the North Pole, but these two are pretty similar interest-wise as far as I can tell. Plus, they're both great guys, and that's all that really matters. Cheers!
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Best Sheet Reviewer
Winner: Olimar!
Oh no, not another music category that I can't relate to! Oh well, at least this one's pretty obvious: Olimar has definitely done a fantastic job in reviewing sheets. Constantly offering helpful criticisms of arrangements, Olimar becoming an updater and a staff member was a great idea on the part of... whoever's idea that was. He even had this awesome Live Feedback Thread (which isn't going on anymore?) that would allow people to get live critiques of their pieces in the Tinychat. It worked very well and was incredibly helpful to some of the newer arrangers to get their sheets accepted quickly. Olimar definitely knows his stuff and knows how to get stuff done.
Runner-up: Deku!
Deku and Olimar are a great team, and they're the ones I usually see critiquing sheets in the submission threads. Until last night, I didn't notice that Deku was actually promoted to be an Administrator (previously the only one was JaMaHa), so now he's essentially the second in command below our Supreme Overlord. Anyway, Deku knows a ton about music and always does a great job of updating the database and submissions systems. Yay! Trombone!
Honorable Mention: Bespinben!
The newest addition to the staff of NinSheetMusic, Bespinben posted a small update back in November to prove that, yes, he can navigate the new semi-automated updating system!! I don't want to sound like a broken record here, so let's just say that Bespinben knows a ton about music that I can't even relate to, he's a super cool guy that helps people out with their sheets, and I'm sure does stuff behind the scenes to help out with updating the site!
Oh no, not another music category that I can't relate to! Oh well, at least this one's pretty obvious: Olimar has definitely done a fantastic job in reviewing sheets. Constantly offering helpful criticisms of arrangements, Olimar becoming an updater and a staff member was a great idea on the part of... whoever's idea that was. He even had this awesome Live Feedback Thread (which isn't going on anymore?) that would allow people to get live critiques of their pieces in the Tinychat. It worked very well and was incredibly helpful to some of the newer arrangers to get their sheets accepted quickly. Olimar definitely knows his stuff and knows how to get stuff done.
Runner-up: Deku!
Deku and Olimar are a great team, and they're the ones I usually see critiquing sheets in the submission threads. Until last night, I didn't notice that Deku was actually promoted to be an Administrator (previously the only one was JaMaHa), so now he's essentially the second in command below our Supreme Overlord. Anyway, Deku knows a ton about music and always does a great job of updating the database and submissions systems. Yay! Trombone!
Honorable Mention: Bespinben!
The newest addition to the staff of NinSheetMusic, Bespinben posted a small update back in November to prove that, yes, he can navigate the new semi-automated updating system!! I don't want to sound like a broken record here, so let's just say that Bespinben knows a ton about music that I can't even relate to, he's a super cool guy that helps people out with their sheets, and I'm sure does stuff behind the scenes to help out with updating the site!
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Best Moderator
Winner: Bubbles!
Wait, Bubbles is a moderator?! It feels like just yesterday that he/she joined the site, and over a year after myself, I might add. Bubbles has been managing the request board since Shadoninja left the position, and while she had very large shoes to fill, she's been doing a pretty good job of it. It could still use a lot of cleaning up, sure, but nothing is too much for Bubs. Just make sure you follow the golden 3 rules:
1. Don't mess with Bubbles
2. Post your request with a YouTube link
3. Don't mess with Bubbles
Runner-up: Olimar!
As I said above, making Olimar an updater was a genius idea on the part of the staff (hey, it worked out a lot better than making Shadowkirby an updater). I suppose technically speaking neither Bubbles nor Olimar are "moderators", so many the next person who does the NSM Superlatives should change this category to "Best Staff Member" or something like that. Anyway, there's not really much I can say that I didn't say above already. Olimar rocks as a moderator, and anyone who disagrees will have their face being eaten by a Bulborb in his signature.
Honorable Mention: Deku!
Alright, now here's a real moderator. Technically an administrator, but I guess that's like a super-ultra-omega moderator. Deku Trombonist, along with Winter, has posted the vast majority of the updates on the site, so therefore he's also responsible for much of the goodness and success that NSM has as a whole. He might not be as pimpsteresque as the other Deku, but he's still pretty great.
Wait, Bubbles is a moderator?! It feels like just yesterday that he/she joined the site, and over a year after myself, I might add. Bubbles has been managing the request board since Shadoninja left the position, and while she had very large shoes to fill, she's been doing a pretty good job of it. It could still use a lot of cleaning up, sure, but nothing is too much for Bubs. Just make sure you follow the golden 3 rules:
1. Don't mess with Bubbles
2. Post your request with a YouTube link
3. Don't mess with Bubbles
Runner-up: Olimar!
As I said above, making Olimar an updater was a genius idea on the part of the staff (hey, it worked out a lot better than making Shadowkirby an updater). I suppose technically speaking neither Bubbles nor Olimar are "moderators", so many the next person who does the NSM Superlatives should change this category to "Best Staff Member" or something like that. Anyway, there's not really much I can say that I didn't say above already. Olimar rocks as a moderator, and anyone who disagrees will have their face being eaten by a Bulborb in his signature.
Honorable Mention: Deku!
Alright, now here's a real moderator. Technically an administrator, but I guess that's like a super-ultra-omega moderator. Deku Trombonist, along with Winter, has posted the vast majority of the updates on the site, so therefore he's also responsible for much of the goodness and success that NSM has as a whole. He might not be as pimpsteresque as the other Deku, but he's still pretty great.
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Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: blueflower999 on January 14, 2015, 12:32:03 PM
Post by: blueflower999 on January 14, 2015, 12:32:03 PM
I'll edit more into this post as they're completed.
Most
Awards Part 2
The Strongest
Winner: K-Night!
K-Night is pretty strong. Have you seen those muscles? He flexes them every time he writes something genius like Overwatch or The Great NSM Pokemon Adventure. He also once lifted up everything in his home town in Iowa with one hand: a tumbleweed and a Blue Bunny ice cream cone. Can any of you claim that? I didn't think so.
Runner-up: SFK!
I wasn't exactly sure why SFK won this until recently. In my mind I always pictured him as a 12 year old that cries in the corner whenever he sees a bug. But now, I know the truth. And you want to know what the hard, painful reality of Super Cutter Kirby is?
Honorable Mentions: Nocturne and Winter!
Nocturne clearly got votes because of his super sexyfake muscles in his pictures recently. Winter because putting up with the jerks at Taco Bell takes a lot of strength. Something tells me SFK-zilla can beat both of you in an arm-wrestling contest though. At the same time.
K-Night is pretty strong. Have you seen those muscles? He flexes them every time he writes something genius like Overwatch or The Great NSM Pokemon Adventure. He also once lifted up everything in his home town in Iowa with one hand: a tumbleweed and a Blue Bunny ice cream cone. Can any of you claim that? I didn't think so.
Runner-up: SFK!
I wasn't exactly sure why SFK won this until recently. In my mind I always pictured him as a 12 year old that cries in the corner whenever he sees a bug. But now, I know the truth. And you want to know what the hard, painful reality of Super Cutter Kirby is?
The Hard, Painful Truth
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This is what he looks like. No, not Roosevelt. The thinger on the left. Whatever that is.
This is what he looks like. No, not Roosevelt. The thinger on the left. Whatever that is.
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Honorable Mentions: Nocturne and Winter!
Nocturne clearly got votes because of his super sexy
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Most Likely To Win Most "NSM Superlatives"
Winner: Maestro!
Welp, no surprise here. Unfortunately for him, he's not hosting, so he has no way of rigging the results. >:D
In all seriousness though, I haven't actually calculated who the winner is yet. So we'll get to that on the last entry of these. It could very well be Maestro, though.
Runner-up: Slow Pokemon!
If Slow got one award for every space I've put in the middle of his name, he'd win. No questions asked. I nominate the awards "Slowest" and "Spaciest Name" for next year's NSM Superlatives.
Little does he know, Slow wins a share in the greatest award of all...
Welp, no surprise here. Unfortunately for him, he's not hosting, so he has no way of rigging the results. >:D
In all seriousness though, I haven't actually calculated who the winner is yet. So we'll get to that on the last entry of these. It could very well be Maestro, though.
Runner-up: Slow Pokemon!
If Slow got one award for every space I've put in the middle of his name, he'd win. No questions asked. I nominate the awards "Slowest" and "Spaciest Name" for next year's NSM Superlatives.
Little does he know, Slow wins a share in the greatest award of all...
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Most Talented
Winner: Maestro!
In a site full of incredibly talented people, Maestro's talent shines through. A game and movie reviewer, a Let's Player, an arranger, a composer, a classical-music discussionist, and essentially the Ruler of the Cosmos, Maestro does it all. The only problem with this post is that I've probably forgotten about 2,000 things that he's done, and he'll probably call me out on it. Have mercy, oh terrible one!
Runner-up: Olimar!
If I've said it once, I've said it a million times: Olimar knows his music. His arrangement thread is full of glorious pieces from great video games that I'm personally a huge fan of(Cave Story and Pikmin in particular), and on top of all this, he manages to moderate submissions as well. I've seen him make quality arrangements in virtually no time at all, and coming from someone who can't recognize notes or write out a tune, this is ridiculously impressive. All hail Olimar and his musical prowess!
Honorable Mentions: Bespinben and Bloop!
You two are both very similar to Olimar and easily could have also won the Runner-up position. Bespinben is a marvelous arranger and Bloop makes excellent original compositions as well as arrangements. Out of all the people on this site who have a knack for music, you four are definitely up there as among the greatest. And as talents tend to do, you'll all probably be even better in a couple of years, so I look forward to seeing the results of that. :D
In a site full of incredibly talented people, Maestro's talent shines through. A game and movie reviewer, a Let's Player, an arranger, a composer, a classical-music discussionist, and essentially the Ruler of the Cosmos, Maestro does it all. The only problem with this post is that I've probably forgotten about 2,000 things that he's done, and he'll probably call me out on it. Have mercy, oh terrible one!
Runner-up: Olimar!
If I've said it once, I've said it a million times: Olimar knows his music. His arrangement thread is full of glorious pieces from great video games that I'm personally a huge fan of(Cave Story and Pikmin in particular), and on top of all this, he manages to moderate submissions as well. I've seen him make quality arrangements in virtually no time at all, and coming from someone who can't recognize notes or write out a tune, this is ridiculously impressive. All hail Olimar and his musical prowess!
Honorable Mentions: Bespinben and Bloop!
You two are both very similar to Olimar and easily could have also won the Runner-up position. Bespinben is a marvelous arranger and Bloop makes excellent original compositions as well as arrangements. Out of all the people on this site who have a knack for music, you four are definitely up there as among the greatest. And as talents tend to do, you'll all probably be even better in a couple of years, so I look forward to seeing the results of that. :D
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Most Positive
Winner: Mario Lego Fan!
Mario Lego Fan always seems to keep his head high, even in the worst of situations. I probably shouldn't talk about this, but he was recently banned for something that may or may not have been his fault. I was shocked when I spoke with him in the Tinychat and didn't find someone who was upset and beaten down like I would have been in the same situation. Instead, he was committed to coming back full-swing, improving himself, and doing better in the future. And that's all that really matters. Mario Lego Fan, you're personally very inspiring to me because of how positive you always manage to be, even when times are rough. Speaking of which...
Runner-up: Blueflower!
I try to be a positive and happy guy on here, even if I don't always feel that way. I don't feel like I'm really deserving of this though because I switch back and forth between optimism and pessimism on the inside, and recently my actions on the forum towards a certain member have been anything but positive. Although I'm glad to see that some of you think I'm doing a good job, so thank you guys!
Mario Lego Fan always seems to keep his head high, even in the worst of situations. I probably shouldn't talk about this, but he was recently banned for something that may or may not have been his fault. I was shocked when I spoke with him in the Tinychat and didn't find someone who was upset and beaten down like I would have been in the same situation. Instead, he was committed to coming back full-swing, improving himself, and doing better in the future. And that's all that really matters. Mario Lego Fan, you're personally very inspiring to me because of how positive you always manage to be, even when times are rough. Speaking of which...
Runner-up: Blueflower!
I try to be a positive and happy guy on here, even if I don't always feel that way. I don't feel like I'm really deserving of this though because I switch back and forth between optimism and pessimism on the inside, and recently my actions on the forum towards a certain member have been anything but positive. Although I'm glad to see that some of you think I'm doing a good job, so thank you guys!
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Most Missed NSM Member
Winner: Shadoninja!
Shado was an obvious choice for this award. He did so much for the forum as an arranger and the request board moderator, and then one day suddenly decided to leave. Thankfully, he's been dropping by periodically in recent times, and he actually might even read this. Shado, it's your choice whether to come back fully or to only stop in once in a while, but just know that we all miss you and would be accepting of you if you ever decided to return! :D
Runner-up: Spitllama!
I honestly have no idea where Spitllama went. If someone knows, I'd appreciate you telling me! Anyway, Spit was one of the more active members on the forum for quite a while. He joined in 2008 and posted quite a bit up until this summer, when he disappeared. Maybe he either got too busy with his personal life or just forgot about the site, but either way, I hope that one day he might come back as well.
Honorable Mention: Wariopiano!
Now, I know what you're all thinking. And no, it's not confirmed that Wariopiano and Mario Lego Fan are the same person. So until there's actual evidence of that, I'm going to say he's innocent until proven guilty. I personally have my doubts because their posting styles aren't very much alike. Anyway, Wariopiano was largely active from the time he registered in the spring of 2012 up until January of 2013 where he made a farewell topic. He visited briefly back in December of this year, and while others might not be too accepting of him, I'd be very happy if he decided to return one day.
Shado was an obvious choice for this award. He did so much for the forum as an arranger and the request board moderator, and then one day suddenly decided to leave. Thankfully, he's been dropping by periodically in recent times, and he actually might even read this. Shado, it's your choice whether to come back fully or to only stop in once in a while, but just know that we all miss you and would be accepting of you if you ever decided to return! :D
Runner-up: Spitllama!
I honestly have no idea where Spitllama went. If someone knows, I'd appreciate you telling me! Anyway, Spit was one of the more active members on the forum for quite a while. He joined in 2008 and posted quite a bit up until this summer, when he disappeared. Maybe he either got too busy with his personal life or just forgot about the site, but either way, I hope that one day he might come back as well.
Honorable Mention: Wariopiano!
Now, I know what you're all thinking. And no, it's not confirmed that Wariopiano and Mario Lego Fan are the same person. So until there's actual evidence of that, I'm going to say he's innocent until proven guilty. I personally have my doubts because their posting styles aren't very much alike. Anyway, Wariopiano was largely active from the time he registered in the spring of 2012 up until January of 2013 where he made a farewell topic. He visited briefly back in December of this year, and while others might not be too accepting of him, I'd be very happy if he decided to return one day.
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The Very Best, Like No One Ever Was
Winner: K-Night!
K-Night is simply the best. He's great at Pokemon, a super nice guy, a very talented writer, and just all around awesome and fun to talk to. He can even sing and play assorted instruments! According to him, he'll also be doing a Let's Play soon on his YouTube channel (https://www.youtube.com/user/MartianMediaChannel), and you should all totally watch it!
Runner-up: Waddle Bro!
Waddle Bro is easily, along with Roz, the best competitive Pokemon player on the site. I have a passive interest in competitive myself, but he has the talent for it. No one on Showdown gets in Waddle's way and lives to tell the tale. He crushes his opponents without mercy by using powerhouse Pokemon like Awesome-Face Spiritomb and Waddle Dee.
Honorable Mention: Blueflower!
And that's all I have to say about that.
K-Night is simply the best. He's great at Pokemon, a super nice guy, a very talented writer, and just all around awesome and fun to talk to. He can even sing and play assorted instruments! According to him, he'll also be doing a Let's Play soon on his YouTube channel (https://www.youtube.com/user/MartianMediaChannel), and you should all totally watch it!
Runner-up: Waddle Bro!
Waddle Bro is easily, along with Roz, the best competitive Pokemon player on the site. I have a passive interest in competitive myself, but he has the talent for it. No one on Showdown gets in Waddle's way and lives to tell the tale. He crushes his opponents without mercy by using powerhouse Pokemon like Awesome-Face Spiritomb and Waddle Dee.
Honorable Mention: Blueflower!
Spoiler
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And that's all I have to say about that.
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Most Skilled Gamer
Winner: Fingerz!
Fingerz won the overwhelming majority in this for some reason. He was nominated by nearly everyone and also received most of the votes. Maybe it's because he beat Super Mario 3D Land without dying. Or maybe it's because he's always posting these impressive Mario Kart times and Smash Bros records. Either way, Fingerz knows his games. I just wish he'd learn to play some console games once in a while, though. ;)
Runner-up: Yugi!
Yugi beats Mega Man games, which is p impressive because I've been playing for years and haven't beaten most of them. He also beat Shovel Knight apparently which is supposedly really difficult as well. However, the most difficult game of all didn't even phase Yugi: Zork (http://forum.ninsheetm.us/index.php?topic=5175.0). What the f*** is a leaflet?
Honorable Mentions: Waddle Bro and Roz!
Ah yes, the two Pokemon masters of NinSheetMusic. You know, I'm sure you've battled a lot, but have you ever determined which one of you is better? I'd be curious to know. There is one thing I'm sure of, though: Roz's Link could beat Waddle Bro's Awesome-Face Spiritomb any day.
Fingerz won the overwhelming majority in this for some reason. He was nominated by nearly everyone and also received most of the votes. Maybe it's because he beat Super Mario 3D Land without dying. Or maybe it's because he's always posting these impressive Mario Kart times and Smash Bros records. Either way, Fingerz knows his games. I just wish he'd learn to play some console games once in a while, though. ;)
Runner-up: Yugi!
Yugi beats Mega Man games, which is p impressive because I've been playing for years and haven't beaten most of them. He also beat Shovel Knight apparently which is supposedly really difficult as well. However, the most difficult game of all didn't even phase Yugi: Zork (http://forum.ninsheetm.us/index.php?topic=5175.0). What the f*** is a leaflet?
Honorable Mentions: Waddle Bro and Roz!
Ah yes, the two Pokemon masters of NinSheetMusic. You know, I'm sure you've battled a lot, but have you ever determined which one of you is better? I'd be curious to know. There is one thing I'm sure of, though: Roz's Link could beat Waddle Bro's Awesome-Face Spiritomb any day.
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Cruelest
Winner: Slow Pokemon!
In some of my wildest fantasies, Slow ties me to a table and ruthlessly beats me to the brink of death with a ping pong paddle. But he's not that cruel in actuality... right?
Runner-up: Dude!
You know all those new members that join the site, make one or two posts, and then we never hear from them again? They're all tied up in Dude's basement. All 400 of them. There is no escape...
Honorable Mention: Kefka!
I heard a rumor once that Kefka beats up people with a stick. I have a tough time believing that though because a banhammer seems to work just fine. Maybe a stick is only when he's feeling merciful.
In some of my wildest fantasies, Slow ties me to a table and ruthlessly beats me to the brink of death with a ping pong paddle. But he's not that cruel in actuality... right?
Runner-up: Dude!
You know all those new members that join the site, make one or two posts, and then we never hear from them again? They're all tied up in Dude's basement. All 400 of them. There is no escape...
Honorable Mention: Kefka!
I heard a rumor once that Kefka beats up people with a stick. I have a tough time believing that though because a banhammer seems to work just fine. Maybe a stick is only when he's feeling merciful.
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Most Depressing
Winner: Wolf :'(
You know who depresses me? Wolf does. All his posts just make me tear up. Especially that time he posted about his explosive diarrhea. Real tear-jerking stuff like that. If you've ever read any of his reviews, you know what I'm talking about. Lots of sad, sad games that can't manage to please him anymore. He can't even seem to enjoy being a crabagenius or a crab scientist or whatever. What a very sad life he must live. It just brings me to tears...
Runner-up: Harvest :(
Now I'll be honest here, I never got to know Harvest all that well. Looking back through his few posts in the past couple of years... mostly consist of yeast infections (http://forum.ninsheetm.us/index.php?topic=1969.msg160752#msg160752) and complaining about his girlfriend. (http://forum.ninsheetm.us/index.php?topic=1969.msg132664#msg132664) Life can sure be depressing sometimes. How he can be so depressed while having a girlfriend is beyond me because I've never had one. Sounds painful though. Especially with real-world problems like this one (http://forum.ninsheetm.us/index.php?topic=4158.msg149962#msg149962).
Honorable Mention: Dude :-\
Unlike the other two there's a chance Dude will actually read this post, so I don't know how to go about making fun of him winning this award. I guess he posts depressing stuff sometimes, but not really anything I can poke fun at because a lot of it's serious. So there you go Dude, I guess you win this award for legitimately posting meaningful depressing stuff.
You know who depresses me? Wolf does. All his posts just make me tear up. Especially that time he posted about his explosive diarrhea. Real tear-jerking stuff like that. If you've ever read any of his reviews, you know what I'm talking about. Lots of sad, sad games that can't manage to please him anymore. He can't even seem to enjoy being a crabagenius or a crab scientist or whatever. What a very sad life he must live. It just brings me to tears...
Runner-up: Harvest :(
Now I'll be honest here, I never got to know Harvest all that well. Looking back through his few posts in the past couple of years... mostly consist of yeast infections (http://forum.ninsheetm.us/index.php?topic=1969.msg160752#msg160752) and complaining about his girlfriend. (http://forum.ninsheetm.us/index.php?topic=1969.msg132664#msg132664) Life can sure be depressing sometimes. How he can be so depressed while having a girlfriend is beyond me because I've never had one. Sounds painful though. Especially with real-world problems like this one (http://forum.ninsheetm.us/index.php?topic=4158.msg149962#msg149962).
Honorable Mention: Dude :-\
Unlike the other two there's a chance Dude will actually read this post, so I don't know how to go about making fun of him winning this award. I guess he posts depressing stuff sometimes, but not really anything I can poke fun at because a lot of it's serious. So there you go Dude, I guess you win this award for legitimately posting meaningful depressing stuff.
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Most Ridiculous
Winner: King Sammer!
BLEHBLUHBGHLBHGBLUHBGHUHBLEHBLUHBGHLBHGBLUHBGHUHBLEHBLUHBGHLBHGBLUHBGHUHBLEHBLUHBGHLBHGBLUHBGHUHBLEHBLUHBGHLBHGBLUHBGHUHBLEHBLUHBGHLBHGBLUHBGHUHBLEHBLUHBGHLBHGBLUHBGHUHBLEHBLUHBGHLBHGBLUHBGHUHBLEHBLUHBGHLBHGBLUHBGHUH okay i'm done
Runner-up: Mario Lego Fan!
While not quite BLEHBLUHBGHLBHGBLUHBGHUHBLEHBLUHBGHLBHGBLUHBGHUH worthy, Mario Lego Fan is totes cray cray. Don't believe me? He's hatched a scheme to become a mod and take over the website. His first step was to give himself a customized title, and then he would use it to impersonate JaMaHa and rule the world. What, that doesn't make sense? Of course it doesn't, he's ridiculous.
Honorable Mention: SFK!
Go find any post made by SFK that uses capital letters (which is a lot of them) and read it. I guarantee you it'll be the most ridiculous thing you've read all day. He single-handedly has kept the insanity levels of this site at a high for seven years and I love him for it.
BLEHBLUHBGHLBHGBLUHBGHUHBLEHBLUHBGHLBHGBLUHBGHUHBLEHBLUHBGHLBHGBLUHBGHUHBLEHBLUHBGHLBHGBLUHBGHUHBLEHBLUHBGHLBHGBLUHBGHUHBLEHBLUHBGHLBHGBLUHBGHUHBLEHBLUHBGHLBHGBLUHBGHUHBLEHBLUHBGHLBHGBLUHBGHUHBLEHBLUHBGHLBHGBLUHBGHUH okay i'm done
Runner-up: Mario Lego Fan!
While not quite BLEHBLUHBGHLBHGBLUHBGHUHBLEHBLUHBGHLBHGBLUHBGHUH worthy, Mario Lego Fan is totes cray cray. Don't believe me? He's hatched a scheme to become a mod and take over the website. His first step was to give himself a customized title, and then he would use it to impersonate JaMaHa and rule the world. What, that doesn't make sense? Of course it doesn't, he's ridiculous.
Honorable Mention: SFK!
Go find any post made by SFK that uses capital letters (which is a lot of them) and read it. I guarantee you it'll be the most ridiculous thing you've read all day. He single-handedly has kept the insanity levels of this site at a high for seven years and I love him for it.
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Best BFF
Winner: Blueflower!
I guess the saying is true: I really am my own best friend. Thanks to everyone who voted for me for this. :D
Runner-up (a.k.a. the person who should have actually won it): Mashi!
Mashi is the most bestest BFF. I know personally because he indulges me in my ridiculously weird conversations and questions. He's also super nice, so even if a lot of other people on the forum are being mean to you, Mashi is always great to have a conversation with! Just don't bash Melancholy and you'll get along fine.
Honorable Menion: Slow Pokemon!
How someone can be both the most cruel and the best BFF is beyond me, but I guess it makes sense. Sometimes it's good to have friends that are brutally honest. Sometimes it's good to have friends that tell you what they're really thinking as opposed to lying to make you feel better. And sometimes it's good to have friends that beat you with a ping pong paddle.
I guess the saying is true: I really am my own best friend. Thanks to everyone who voted for me for this. :D
Runner-up (a.k.a. the person who should have actually won it): Mashi!
Mashi is the most bestest BFF. I know personally because he indulges me in my ridiculously weird conversations and questions. He's also super nice, so even if a lot of other people on the forum are being mean to you, Mashi is always great to have a conversation with! Just don't bash Melancholy and you'll get along fine.
Honorable Menion: Slow Pokemon!
How someone can be both the most cruel and the best BFF is beyond me, but I guess it makes sense. Sometimes it's good to have friends that are brutally honest. Sometimes it's good to have friends that tell you what they're really thinking as opposed to lying to make you feel better. And sometimes it's good to have friends that beat you with a ping pong paddle.
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Most Random/Spontaneous
Winner: Wolf!
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Wut? Wut? Wut? Well ima in the bathroom oh god here it goes BOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!
Runner-up: Yugi!
Yugi always manages to post the weirdest pictures, videos, and comments to pretty much everything. For example, here is what he left on my Steam wall a couple years ago:
╔════════════════════ ೋღ☃ღೋ ════════════════════════════╗
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ Repost this if ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ you are a beautiful strong black woman ~ ~ ~ ~
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ who don't need no functioning liver ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
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Personally, I think him and SFK should have a duel to determine who posts the most weird, yet strangely entertaining nonsense on the forums.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Wut? Wut? Wut? Well ima in the bathroom oh god here it goes BOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!
Runner-up: Yugi!
Yugi always manages to post the weirdest pictures, videos, and comments to pretty much everything. For example, here is what he left on my Steam wall a couple years ago:
╔════════════════════ ೋღ☃ღೋ ════════════════════════════╗
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ Repost this if ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ you are a beautiful strong black woman ~ ~ ~ ~
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ who don't need no functioning liver ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
╚════════════════════ ೋღ☃ღೋ ════════════════════════════╝
Personally, I think him and SFK should have a duel to determine who posts the most weird, yet strangely entertaining nonsense on the forums.
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Biggest Fanboy
Winner: Blueflower!
Wow, here's an award I feel I actually deserve! Friends have told me that I'm "passionate about the little things," and I think that fits my personality pretty accurately. If I love something, I really freaking love it, and I'll defend it to the death. If I hate something, I really freaking hate it, and I'll go on for hours about how awful it is. It's just part of who I am, and I guess that makes me both a huge fanboy and a pain to talk to sometimes. So I apologize if I've annoyed or offended anyone with my passion in the past!
Runner-up: Slow Pokemon!
Ah yes, Slow Pokemon. No one else in this world has convinced me to play so many games through sheer passion as this man. Despite what his name might imply, Pokemon hasn't been Slow Pikmin's favorite video game franchise for quite some time now. If you want to talk Layton, Ace Attorney, Zero Escape, Mario, or Danganronpa with anyone, Slow's your guy. Speaking from personal experience, though, the conversation might go on for a while!
Honorable Mention: Mario Lego Fanboy!
Who in the world could be a bigger fanboy than Mario Lego Fanboy? As both a huge fan of Mario (and Legos, I presume), Mario Lego Fan has graced our forums these past few years with many arrangements from Paper Mario games. Rumor has it that he's also a closet anime fan, but only time will tell on that one...
Wow, here's an award I feel I actually deserve! Friends have told me that I'm "passionate about the little things," and I think that fits my personality pretty accurately. If I love something, I really freaking love it, and I'll defend it to the death. If I hate something, I really freaking hate it, and I'll go on for hours about how awful it is. It's just part of who I am, and I guess that makes me both a huge fanboy and a pain to talk to sometimes. So I apologize if I've annoyed or offended anyone with my passion in the past!
Runner-up: Slow Pokemon!
Ah yes, Slow Pokemon. No one else in this world has convinced me to play so many games through sheer passion as this man. Despite what his name might imply, Pokemon hasn't been Slow Pikmin's favorite video game franchise for quite some time now. If you want to talk Layton, Ace Attorney, Zero Escape, Mario, or Danganronpa with anyone, Slow's your guy. Speaking from personal experience, though, the conversation might go on for a while!
Honorable Mention: Mario Lego Fanboy!
Who in the world could be a bigger fanboy than Mario Lego Fanboy? As both a huge fan of Mario (and Legos, I presume), Mario Lego Fan has graced our forums these past few years with many arrangements from Paper Mario games. Rumor has it that he's also a closet anime fan, but only time will tell on that one...
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Most Datable
Winner: Waddle Bro!
Everyone on NSM would love to date Waddle Bro. What's not to love? He always has a great grin on his face, super sexy glasses on, and you could even talk Pokemon with him for hours upon hours. Sounds like my kinda date. Too bad he's already taken by... IDK, lots of other people on the forum. Yeah, the cutie sure gets around.
Runner-up: Mashi!
A date wish Mashi would hands down be the most interesting experience of anyone's life. He's obviously the most totes adorbs person on the entire forum, so who wouldn't take this opportunity? Probably someone that's worried of being obliterated by his sheer intellect.
Everyone on NSM would love to date Waddle Bro. What's not to love? He always has a great grin on his face, super sexy glasses on, and you could even talk Pokemon with him for hours upon hours. Sounds like my kinda date. Too bad he's already taken by... IDK, lots of other people on the forum. Yeah, the cutie sure gets around.
Runner-up: Mashi!
A date wish Mashi would hands down be the most interesting experience of anyone's life. He's obviously the most totes adorbs person on the entire forum, so who wouldn't take this opportunity? Probably someone that's worried of being obliterated by his sheer intellect.
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Best Not Best
Winner: Nocturne!
Knowing Nocturne, he's probably proud of this. Congratulations buddy, you're simultaneously one of the most loved and most hated person on the forums! I don't know how you do it, but it's worked out well for you. Congratulations. :D
Runner-up: Pianoplaya!
Anyone want to explain to me who this is? They have zero posts on the forum so I guess that makes them among the several hundred "best not best" members.
Knowing Nocturne, he's probably proud of this. Congratulations buddy, you're simultaneously one of the most loved and most hated person on the forums! I don't know how you do it, but it's worked out well for you. Congratulations. :D
Runner-up: Pianoplaya!
Anyone want to explain to me who this is? They have zero posts on the forum so I guess that makes them among the several hundred "best not best" members.
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Best Presidential Candidate For 2028
Winner: Maestro!
All hail our future president, Maestro! Seeing how he got all of the electoral vote in the state of NSM, I'd say he has no problem winning in the primaries in 2028. Shigeru Miyamoto might give him a run for his money in taking over the world, though.
Runner-up: Maelstrom!
So, does this make Maelstrom Maestro's vice president running mate? Nah, probably not. It is nice to come in second place though. Maybe you'll have a chance in 2032, Maelstrom! Nah, probably not.
Honorable Mention: Mario Lego Fan!
Mario Lego Fan is the running candidate in 2028 for the Paper Mario Party. Whether he wins or not is up to luck, money, and stars. But mostly luck.
All hail our future president, Maestro! Seeing how he got all of the electoral vote in the state of NSM, I'd say he has no problem winning in the primaries in 2028. Shigeru Miyamoto might give him a run for his money in taking over the world, though.
Runner-up: Maelstrom!
So, does this make Maelstrom Maestro's vice president running mate? Nah, probably not. It is nice to come in second place though. Maybe you'll have a chance in 2032, Maelstrom! Nah, probably not.
Honorable Mention: Mario Lego Fan!
Mario Lego Fan is the running candidate in 2028 for the Paper Mario Party. Whether he wins or not is up to luck, money, and stars. But mostly luck.
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Best Mod Candidate For Next Tuesday
Winner: Maestro!
Next Tuesday: NSM
2028: The United States
2036: The World!!!!!!!!11!!1!
Runner-up: Fierce Deity!
With Fierce Deity as moderator, we will begin every day with the pledge to George Foreman and end it with the Foreman Anthem. Yeah, the future sure does look bright and juicy.
Honorable Mention: Mario Lego Fan!
Oh gosh, imagine this for a second. Mario Lego Fan as a moderator means he could force people to stop debating with him before the debate even starts! It's genius! JaMaHa, promote him immediately.
Next Tuesday: NSM
2028: The United States
2036: The World!!!!!!!!11!!1!
Runner-up: Fierce Deity!
With Fierce Deity as moderator, we will begin every day with the pledge to George Foreman and end it with the Foreman Anthem. Yeah, the future sure does look bright and juicy.
Honorable Mention: Mario Lego Fan!
Oh gosh, imagine this for a second. Mario Lego Fan as a moderator means he could force people to stop debating with him before the debate even starts! It's genius! JaMaHa, promote him immediately.
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Most Pokemon Champion Material
Winner: Waddle Bro!
Ah yes, no one can beat Waddle at singles in Pokemon. Waddle's brother FSM and I always used to go at it on Showdown, but I don't recall if Waddle and I have ever fought. His skill is in a different league entirely from me, so that's probably why. The only thing he has left to learn is that Metal Sound Heatran is the most OP set since Sturdy/Shell Bell/Endeavor Aron.
Runner-up: K-Night!
Personally I'd list K-Night as Smash Bros Champion Material as well, but he sure knows a lot about Pokemon as well. Try going up against him and his Gangsta Sandslash and I guarantee you things will not end well.
Honorable Mention: Roz!
The queen of doubles honestly should have gotten a lot more votes than she did. Roz, you need to edumacate these youngsters on what it really means to be Pokemon Champion Material!
Ah yes, no one can beat Waddle at singles in Pokemon. Waddle's brother FSM and I always used to go at it on Showdown, but I don't recall if Waddle and I have ever fought. His skill is in a different league entirely from me, so that's probably why. The only thing he has left to learn is that Metal Sound Heatran is the most OP set since Sturdy/Shell Bell/Endeavor Aron.
Runner-up: K-Night!
Personally I'd list K-Night as Smash Bros Champion Material as well, but he sure knows a lot about Pokemon as well. Try going up against him and his Gangsta Sandslash and I guarantee you things will not end well.
Honorable Mention: Roz!
The queen of doubles honestly should have gotten a lot more votes than she did. Roz, you need to edumacate these youngsters on what it really means to be Pokemon Champion Material!
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Best Ping Pong Player
Winner: Blueflower!
This was no competition, I'm clearly the best traditional tabletop racquet-based games. Don't believe me? Challenge me to a game of ping pong, and you'll be crushed to smithereens. I could even take on two people at once by myself. In about three weeks, I will be hosting the Valentine's Day Ping Pong Tournament, which is the most important tournament of the year. Anyone who would like to participate can PM me, but I guarantee your downfall will be a direct result of my mad ping pong skills. Challengers are still welcome, though, because I've been bored lately and I need a chance to show off.
Runner-up: Fire Arrow!
Fire Arrow's not nearly as good at ping pong as I am, but I suppose he's good in his own right. After all, he did learn from the best. His backhand is strong, he's got good reflexes, and he was a strong contender in the Christmas Ping Pong Tournament. Will he be going for the gold in February? Absolutely. Will he make it there? Not a chance, unless I sprain my wrist in a 2-on-1 match. Yeah, not likely.
Honorable Mention: Slow Pokemon!
Slow Ping Pong over here is my current project. My protégé, if you will. Slow might be better than me at pretty much everything else, but we're still working on his ping pong skills. That being said, he has come a long way. The one problem is that Slow's brother apparently thinks that he's some sort of ping pong champion or something, and might be a challenger to the patented Blueflower-Ultimate-Ping-Pong-Spike technique. Nah.
This was no competition, I'm clearly the best traditional tabletop racquet-based games. Don't believe me? Challenge me to a game of ping pong, and you'll be crushed to smithereens. I could even take on two people at once by myself. In about three weeks, I will be hosting the Valentine's Day Ping Pong Tournament, which is the most important tournament of the year. Anyone who would like to participate can PM me, but I guarantee your downfall will be a direct result of my mad ping pong skills. Challengers are still welcome, though, because I've been bored lately and I need a chance to show off.
Runner-up: Fire Arrow!
Fire Arrow's not nearly as good at ping pong as I am, but I suppose he's good in his own right. After all, he did learn from the best. His backhand is strong, he's got good reflexes, and he was a strong contender in the Christmas Ping Pong Tournament. Will he be going for the gold in February? Absolutely. Will he make it there? Not a chance, unless I sprain my wrist in a 2-on-1 match. Yeah, not likely.
Honorable Mention: Slow Pokemon!
Slow Ping Pong over here is my current project. My protégé, if you will. Slow might be better than me at pretty much everything else, but we're still working on his ping pong skills. That being said, he has come a long way. The one problem is that Slow's brother apparently thinks that he's some sort of ping pong champion or something, and might be a challenger to the patented Blueflower-Ultimate-Ping-Pong-Spike technique. Nah.
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Most Fun In Bed
Winner: SFK!
Seeing as how half of SFK's posts are at least partially in all capitals, I don't think my ears would survive this ordeal intact. I'd have an eargasm, if you will.
Runner-up: JaMaHa!
yes jamaha. order me around like you do in the military. oh i like that. mmmmmm
Honorable Mention: Slow Pokemon!
I'm not going through my sexual fantasies with Slow Pokemon again here. Although I've been considering adding a shovel to our Ping Pong Sex setup.
Seeing as how half of SFK's posts are at least partially in all capitals, I don't think my ears would survive this ordeal intact. I'd have an eargasm, if you will.
Runner-up: JaMaHa!
yes jamaha. order me around like you do in the military. oh i like that. mmmmmm
Honorable Mention: Slow Pokemon!
I'm not going through my sexual fantasies with Slow Pokemon again here. Although I've been considering adding a shovel to our Ping Pong Sex setup.
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Most 
Winner: King Sammer!
A big welcome back to our long-departed savior of the forums-- Oh wait, he left again didn't he? What even is this post??? (http://forum.ninsheetmusic.org/index.php?topic=851.msg275182#msg275182) Yeah, I don't even know what to say. ???
Runner-up: Mario Lego Fan!
MLF's posts have been significantly less ??? lately. He's made a lot of ??? posts in the past, but he's not talking about explosive diarrhea or anything, so I suppose we can put the past behind us. Am I right? Guys? ??? ??? ???
Honorable Mention: Wolf!
Definitely my candidate for the most ??? ??? ???, Wolf's posts often make little-to-no sense, and that's what I absolutely love about him. Wolf makes games like The Person Below Me game that much more entertaining.
A big welcome back to our long-departed savior of the forums-- Oh wait, he left again didn't he? What even is this post??? (http://forum.ninsheetmusic.org/index.php?topic=851.msg275182#msg275182) Yeah, I don't even know what to say. ???
Runner-up: Mario Lego Fan!
MLF's posts have been significantly less ??? lately. He's made a lot of ??? posts in the past, but he's not talking about explosive diarrhea or anything, so I suppose we can put the past behind us. Am I right? Guys? ??? ??? ???
Honorable Mention: Wolf!
Definitely my candidate for the most ??? ??? ???, Wolf's posts often make little-to-no sense, and that's what I absolutely love about him. Wolf makes games like The Person Below Me game that much more entertaining.
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Best Debater
Winner: Fierce Deity!
Yeah, no one can really debate this. Although I guess maybe he could. Anyway, Fierce got nominated by nearly every person who nominated someone, which really shows how much skill he has in rhetoric. He's the king of tl;dr, and his arguments can usually go on until a moderator forces it to stop. Fierce doesn't back down. You mess with Fierce, you get a Fierce Deity and a whole crapton of text in your face.
Runner-up: Mario Lego Fan!
Yep, I'm just going to leave this here. MLF doesn't really make huge, long posts like Fierce does, but I give him props for standing up for his beliefs even when everyone else seems to be against him. You still need to watch what you post sometimes, buddy, but I admire your passion.
Honorable Mention: BDS!
Black Dragon Slayer has become infamous for starting ridiculous debates recently. Put him and Fierce Deity in a room together and they'd probably go for hours or until they ran out of air to breathe.
Yeah, no one can really debate this. Although I guess maybe he could. Anyway, Fierce got nominated by nearly every person who nominated someone, which really shows how much skill he has in rhetoric. He's the king of tl;dr, and his arguments can usually go on until a moderator forces it to stop. Fierce doesn't back down. You mess with Fierce, you get a Fierce Deity and a whole crapton of text in your face.
Runner-up: Mario Lego Fan!
Yep, I'm just going to leave this here. MLF doesn't really make huge, long posts like Fierce does, but I give him props for standing up for his beliefs even when everyone else seems to be against him. You still need to watch what you post sometimes, buddy, but I admire your passion.
Honorable Mention: BDS!
Black Dragon Slayer has become infamous for starting ridiculous debates recently. Put him and Fierce Deity in a room together and they'd probably go for hours or until they ran out of air to breathe.
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Biggest Hipster
Winner: Dr. P!
Yep, our favorite coffee-drinkin' and cigarette-smokin' redneck is, by overwhelming opinion, the biggest hipster on the forums. Always keeping up with the latest trends, fashion, and tax-related... things. Hmm, that's interesting. I wonder what state he lives in?
Oh. Well that explains it all.
Runner-up: SFK!
I'm not even really sure what to say here, honestly! SFK is such an uber hipster and you've all clearly caught on to it. He's so up to date with pop culture that he used to be a n00btuber like you, but then he #took #an #arrow #in #the #knee.
Yep, our favorite coffee-drinkin' and cigarette-smokin' redneck is, by overwhelming opinion, the biggest hipster on the forums. Always keeping up with the latest trends, fashion, and tax-related... things. Hmm, that's interesting. I wonder what state he lives in?
Oh. Well that explains it all.
Runner-up: SFK!
I'm not even really sure what to say here, honestly! SFK is such an uber hipster and you've all clearly caught on to it. He's so up to date with pop culture that he used to be a n00btuber like you, but then he #took #an #arrow #in #the #knee.
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Most Fabulous
Winner: Nebbles!
Ghost Queen Nebbles is fantabulously fabulous, and you all can't say anything otherwise. What could be more fabulous than red hair, a Robin cosplay, and a boatload of Pokemon plushies and other assorted Nintendo-related merchandise? Nothing, that's what. Nebbles almost won a spot in the Hipster category, but the fabulous category suits her much better. Besides, have you seen the selfies that she posts? Fabulousss~
Runner-up: SFK!
Welp, I guess SFK is a fabulous hipster. He's also uber American and fun in bed, and I guess a lot of other things. He sure finds his way around. I wonder how many pieces of assorted Nintendo-related merchandise he has.
Honorable Mentions: Slow and Mashi!
I also award Slow the dropped "Most Likely To Be An Ice Fairy" award. Why? Because he's just that fabulous, that's why. Also, Mashi pretends a problem doesn't exist to solve it, and bends the laws of math and physics to his whim.
Ghost Queen Nebbles is fantabulously fabulous, and you all can't say anything otherwise. What could be more fabulous than red hair, a Robin cosplay, and a boatload of Pokemon plushies and other assorted Nintendo-related merchandise? Nothing, that's what. Nebbles almost won a spot in the Hipster category, but the fabulous category suits her much better. Besides, have you seen the selfies that she posts? Fabulousss~
Runner-up: SFK!
Welp, I guess SFK is a fabulous hipster. He's also uber American and fun in bed, and I guess a lot of other things. He sure finds his way around. I wonder how many pieces of assorted Nintendo-related merchandise he has.
Honorable Mentions: Slow and Mashi!
I also award Slow the dropped "Most Likely To Be An Ice Fairy" award. Why? Because he's just that fabulous, that's why. Also, Mashi pretends a problem doesn't exist to solve it, and bends the laws of math and physics to his whim.
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Best Host For Next Year's NSM Superlatives
Let me preface this by saying that I'm all in favor of any of the following three people hosting. They're all great and I feel like all of them could do a great job, significantly better than I did at least!
Winner: K-Night!
Please don't make every award a novel or we'll be here until 2016
Runner-up: Fierce Deity!
Please don't make every award a tl;dr or we'll be here until 2017
Honorable Mention: Zoroark!
Please don't make every award 1264 lines long or we'll be here until 1,264,523,903
Winner: K-Night!
Please don't make every award a novel or we'll be here until 2016
Runner-up: Fierce Deity!
Please don't make every award a tl;dr or we'll be here until 2017
Honorable Mention: Zoroark!
Please don't make every award 1264 lines long or we'll be here until 1,264,523,903
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Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: blueflower999 on January 14, 2015, 12:32:12 PM
Post by: blueflower999 on January 14, 2015, 12:32:12 PM
Reserved just in case I need more space.
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: mikey on January 14, 2015, 01:34:06 PM
Post by: mikey on January 14, 2015, 01:34:06 PM
Hey, I forgot I was the sexiest person on here 8)
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: braix on January 14, 2015, 03:00:31 PM
Post by: braix on January 14, 2015, 03:00:31 PM
Too bad Tapatalk doesn't load spoiler tags.
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: KefkaticFanatic on January 14, 2015, 09:27:48 PM
Post by: KefkaticFanatic on January 14, 2015, 09:27:48 PM
Ya this is why people make 'reserved' posts ;)
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: K-NiGhT on January 14, 2015, 09:28:43 PM
Post by: K-NiGhT on January 14, 2015, 09:28:43 PM
Quote from: braixen1264 on January 14, 2015, 03:00:31 PMToo bad Tapatalk doesn't load spoiler tags.that's why 0/10 people prefer tapatalk
honestly a phone's web browser is easier to use than tapatalk and you get more features.
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: braix on January 14, 2015, 09:36:07 PM
Post by: braix on January 14, 2015, 09:36:07 PM
eh i find tapatalk's layout to be better than the browser's which is why I personally use it
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: blueflower999 on January 17, 2015, 12:13:27 PM
Post by: blueflower999 on January 17, 2015, 12:13:27 PM
Here you guys go!
Best BFF
Winner: Blueflower!
I guess the saying is true: I really am my own best friend. Thanks to everyone who voted for me for this. :D
Runner-up (a.k.a. the person who should have actually won it): Mashi!
Mashi is the most bestest BFF. I know personally because he indulges me in my ridiculously weird conversations and questions. He's also super nice, so even if a lot of other people on the forum are being mean to you, Mashi is always great to have a conversation with! Just don't bash Melancholy and you'll get along fine.
Honorable Menion: Slow Pokemon!
How someone can be both the most cruel and the best BFF is beyond me, but I guess it makes sense. Sometimes it's good to have friends that are brutally honest. Sometimes it's good to have friends that tell you what they're really thinking as opposed to lying to make you feel better. And sometimes it's good to have friends that beat you with a ping pong paddle.
I guess the saying is true: I really am my own best friend. Thanks to everyone who voted for me for this. :D
Runner-up (a.k.a. the person who should have actually won it): Mashi!
Mashi is the most bestest BFF. I know personally because he indulges me in my ridiculously weird conversations and questions. He's also super nice, so even if a lot of other people on the forum are being mean to you, Mashi is always great to have a conversation with! Just don't bash Melancholy and you'll get along fine.
Honorable Menion: Slow Pokemon!
How someone can be both the most cruel and the best BFF is beyond me, but I guess it makes sense. Sometimes it's good to have friends that are brutally honest. Sometimes it's good to have friends that tell you what they're really thinking as opposed to lying to make you feel better. And sometimes it's good to have friends that beat you with a ping pong paddle.
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Most Random/Spontaneous
Winner: Wolf!
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Wut? Wut? Wut? Well ima in the bathroom oh god here it goes BOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!
Runner-up: Yugi!
Yugi always manages to post the weirdest pictures, videos, and comments to pretty much everything. For example, here is what he left on my Steam wall a couple years ago:
╔════════════════════ ೋღ☃ღೋ ════════════════════════════╗
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ Repost this if ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ you are a beautiful strong black woman ~ ~ ~ ~
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ who don't need no functioning liver ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
╚════════════════════ ೋღ☃ღೋ ════════════════════════════╝
Personally, I think him and SFK should have a duel to determine who posts the most weird, yet strangely entertaining nonsense on the forums.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Wut? Wut? Wut? Well ima in the bathroom oh god here it goes BOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!
Runner-up: Yugi!
Yugi always manages to post the weirdest pictures, videos, and comments to pretty much everything. For example, here is what he left on my Steam wall a couple years ago:
╔════════════════════ ೋღ☃ღೋ ════════════════════════════╗
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ Repost this if ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ you are a beautiful strong black woman ~ ~ ~ ~
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ who don't need no functioning liver ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
╚════════════════════ ೋღ☃ღೋ ════════════════════════════╝
Personally, I think him and SFK should have a duel to determine who posts the most weird, yet strangely entertaining nonsense on the forums.
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Biggest Fanboy
Winner: Blueflower!
Wow, here's an award I feel I actually deserve! Friends have told me that I'm "passionate about the little things," and I think that fits my personality pretty accurately. If I love something, I really freaking love it, and I'll defend it to the death. If I hate something, I really freaking hate it, and I'll go on for hours about how awful it is. It's just part of who I am, and I guess that makes me both a huge fanboy and a pain to talk to sometimes. So I apologize if I've annoyed or offended anyone with my passion in the past!
Runner-up: Slow Pokemon!
Ah yes, Slow Pokemon. No one else in this world has convinced me to play so many games through sheer passion as this man. Despite what his name might imply, Pokemon hasn't been Slow Pikmin's favorite video game franchise for quite some time now. If you want to talk Layton, Ace Attorney, Zero Escape, Mario, or Danganronpa with anyone, Slow's your guy. Speaking from personal experience, though, the conversation might go on for a while!
Honorable Mention: Mario Lego Fanboy!
Who in the world could be a bigger fanboy than Mario Lego Fanboy? As both a huge fan of Mario (and Legos, I presume), Mario Lego Fan has graced our forums these past few years with many arrangements from Paper Mario games. Rumor has it that he's also a closet anime fan, but only time will tell on that one...
Wow, here's an award I feel I actually deserve! Friends have told me that I'm "passionate about the little things," and I think that fits my personality pretty accurately. If I love something, I really freaking love it, and I'll defend it to the death. If I hate something, I really freaking hate it, and I'll go on for hours about how awful it is. It's just part of who I am, and I guess that makes me both a huge fanboy and a pain to talk to sometimes. So I apologize if I've annoyed or offended anyone with my passion in the past!
Runner-up: Slow Pokemon!
Ah yes, Slow Pokemon. No one else in this world has convinced me to play so many games through sheer passion as this man. Despite what his name might imply, Pokemon hasn't been Slow Pikmin's favorite video game franchise for quite some time now. If you want to talk Layton, Ace Attorney, Zero Escape, Mario, or Danganronpa with anyone, Slow's your guy. Speaking from personal experience, though, the conversation might go on for a while!
Honorable Mention: Mario Lego Fanboy!
Who in the world could be a bigger fanboy than Mario Lego Fanboy? As both a huge fan of Mario (and Legos, I presume), Mario Lego Fan has graced our forums these past few years with many arrangements from Paper Mario games. Rumor has it that he's also a closet anime fan, but only time will tell on that one...
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Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: braix on January 17, 2015, 12:14:04 PM
Post by: braix on January 17, 2015, 12:14:04 PM
pOST
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: mikey on January 17, 2015, 12:15:15 PM
Post by: mikey on January 17, 2015, 12:15:15 PM
*cough* EARTHBOUND *cough*
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: Yugi on January 17, 2015, 02:16:44 PM
Post by: Yugi on January 17, 2015, 02:16:44 PM
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Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: braix on January 17, 2015, 03:32:52 PM
Post by: braix on January 17, 2015, 03:32:52 PM
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Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: blueflower999 on January 21, 2015, 01:53:24 PM
Post by: blueflower999 on January 21, 2015, 01:53:24 PM
Most Datable
Winner: Waddle Bro!
Everyone on NSM would love to date Waddle Bro. What's not to love? He always has a great grin on his face, super sexy glasses on, and you could even talk Pokemon with him for hours upon hours. Sounds like my kinda date. Too bad he's already taken by... IDK, lots of other people on the forum. Yeah, the cutie sure gets around.
Runner-up: Mashi!
A date wish Mashi would hands down be the most interesting experience of anyone's life. He's obviously the most totes adorbs person on the entire forum, so who wouldn't take this opportunity? Probably someone that's worried of being obliterated by his sheer intellect.
Everyone on NSM would love to date Waddle Bro. What's not to love? He always has a great grin on his face, super sexy glasses on, and you could even talk Pokemon with him for hours upon hours. Sounds like my kinda date. Too bad he's already taken by... IDK, lots of other people on the forum. Yeah, the cutie sure gets around.
Runner-up: Mashi!
A date wish Mashi would hands down be the most interesting experience of anyone's life. He's obviously the most totes adorbs person on the entire forum, so who wouldn't take this opportunity? Probably someone that's worried of being obliterated by his sheer intellect.
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Best Not Best
Winner: Nocturne!
Knowing Nocturne, he's probably proud of this. Congratulations buddy, you're simultaneously one of the most loved and most hated person on the forums! I don't know how you do it, but it's worked out well for you. Congratulations. :D
Runner-up: Pianoplaya!
Anyone want to explain to me who this is? They have zero posts on the forum so I guess that makes them among the several hundred "best not best" members.
Knowing Nocturne, he's probably proud of this. Congratulations buddy, you're simultaneously one of the most loved and most hated person on the forums! I don't know how you do it, but it's worked out well for you. Congratulations. :D
Runner-up: Pianoplaya!
Anyone want to explain to me who this is? They have zero posts on the forum so I guess that makes them among the several hundred "best not best" members.
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Best Presidential Candidate For 2028
Winner: Maestro!
All hail our future president, Maestro! Seeing how he got all of the electoral vote in the state of NSM, I'd say he has no problem winning in the primaries in 2028. Shigeru Miyamoto might give him a run for his money in taking over the world, though.
Runner-up: Maelstrom!
So, does this make Maelstrom Maestro's vice president running mate? Nah, probably not. It is nice to come in second place though. Maybe you'll have a chance in 2032, Maelstrom! Nah, probably not.
Honorable Mention: Mario Lego Fan!
Mario Lego Fan is the running candidate in 2028 for the Paper Mario Party. Whether he wins or not is up to luck, money, and stars. But mostly luck.
All hail our future president, Maestro! Seeing how he got all of the electoral vote in the state of NSM, I'd say he has no problem winning in the primaries in 2028. Shigeru Miyamoto might give him a run for his money in taking over the world, though.
Runner-up: Maelstrom!
So, does this make Maelstrom Maestro's vice president running mate? Nah, probably not. It is nice to come in second place though. Maybe you'll have a chance in 2032, Maelstrom! Nah, probably not.
Honorable Mention: Mario Lego Fan!
Mario Lego Fan is the running candidate in 2028 for the Paper Mario Party. Whether he wins or not is up to luck, money, and stars. But mostly luck.
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Best Mod Candidate For Next Tuesday
Winner: Maestro!
Next Tuesday: NSM
2028: The United States
2036: The World!!!!!!!!11!!1!
Runner-up: Fierce Deity!
With Fierce Deity as moderator, we will begin every day with the pledge to George Foreman and end it with the Foreman Anthem. Yeah, the future sure does look bright and juicy.
Honorable Mention: Mario Lego Fan!
Oh gosh, imagine this for a second. Mario Lego Fan as a moderator means he could force people to stop debating with him before the debate even starts! It's genius! JaMaHa, promote him immediately.
Next Tuesday: NSM
2028: The United States
2036: The World!!!!!!!!11!!1!
Runner-up: Fierce Deity!
With Fierce Deity as moderator, we will begin every day with the pledge to George Foreman and end it with the Foreman Anthem. Yeah, the future sure does look bright and juicy.
Honorable Mention: Mario Lego Fan!
Oh gosh, imagine this for a second. Mario Lego Fan as a moderator means he could force people to stop debating with him before the debate even starts! It's genius! JaMaHa, promote him immediately.
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Most Pokemon Champion Material
Winner: Waddle Bro!
Ah yes, no one can beat Waddle at singles in Pokemon. Waddle's brother FSM and I always used to go at it on Showdown, but I don't recall if Waddle and I have ever fought. His skill is in a different league entirely from me, so that's probably why. The only thing he has left to learn is that Metal Sound Heatran is the most OP set since Sturdy/Shell Bell/Endeavor Aron.
Runner-up: K-Night!
Personally I'd list K-Night as Smash Bros Champion Material as well, but he sure knows a lot about Pokemon as well. Try going up against him and his Gangsta Sandslash and I guarantee you things will not end well.
Honorable Mention: Roz!
The queen of doubles honestly should have gotten a lot more votes than she did. Roz, you need to edumacate these youngsters on what it really means to be Pokemon Champion Material!
Ah yes, no one can beat Waddle at singles in Pokemon. Waddle's brother FSM and I always used to go at it on Showdown, but I don't recall if Waddle and I have ever fought. His skill is in a different league entirely from me, so that's probably why. The only thing he has left to learn is that Metal Sound Heatran is the most OP set since Sturdy/Shell Bell/Endeavor Aron.
Runner-up: K-Night!
Personally I'd list K-Night as Smash Bros Champion Material as well, but he sure knows a lot about Pokemon as well. Try going up against him and his Gangsta Sandslash and I guarantee you things will not end well.
Honorable Mention: Roz!
The queen of doubles honestly should have gotten a lot more votes than she did. Roz, you need to edumacate these youngsters on what it really means to be Pokemon Champion Material!
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Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: K-NiGhT on January 21, 2015, 02:01:02 PM
Post by: K-NiGhT on January 21, 2015, 02:01:02 PM
LOL I'm not anywhere near as good as Roz at Pokemon, and compared to someone like Fierce I'm trash at Smash, but thanks guys.
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: braix on January 21, 2015, 02:20:04 PM
Post by: braix on January 21, 2015, 02:20:04 PM
lol juicy
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: Bloop on January 21, 2015, 03:02:06 PM
Post by: Bloop on January 21, 2015, 03:02:06 PM
A day as a Formanian would be a good day. I'm voting for FierceDeity as moderator immediately.
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: mikey on January 21, 2015, 03:04:17 PM
Post by: mikey on January 21, 2015, 03:04:17 PM
SCORE
BEST NOT BEST
TAKE THAT NATHAN FROM 3RD GRADE
BEST NOT BEST
TAKE THAT NATHAN FROM 3RD GRADE
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: braix on January 21, 2015, 03:05:18 PM
Post by: braix on January 21, 2015, 03:05:18 PM
YEAH MAN YOU GO
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: Maelstrom on January 21, 2015, 04:43:44 PM
Post by: Maelstrom on January 21, 2015, 04:43:44 PM
YAYYYY I WON SOMETHING.
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: FierceDeity on January 21, 2015, 09:35:41 PM
Post by: FierceDeity on January 21, 2015, 09:35:41 PM
Quote from: blueflower999 on January 21, 2015, 01:53:24 PMMario Lego Fan is the running candidate in 2028 for the Paper Mario Party. Whether he wins or not is up to luck, money, and stars. But mostly luck.
BLUE ILY
Quote from: blueflower999 on January 21, 2015, 01:53:24 PMthe Foreman Anthem
I will get started on this right away
Quote from: K-NiGhT on January 21, 2015, 02:01:02 PMcompared to someone like Fierce I'm trash at Smash
Lol to be fair, we haven't actually fought. I'm interested to see how I fare against all the WiiU-only people once I actually get one in like 5-7 months
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: K-NiGhT on January 21, 2015, 09:42:10 PM
Post by: K-NiGhT on January 21, 2015, 09:42:10 PM
Quote from: FierceDeity on January 21, 2015, 09:35:41 PMI have 3DS but no internet for it as of now :| on the weekends, i'd be available to fight tho!yea thats right u fukin scrub
Lol to be fair, we haven't actually fought. I'm interested to see how I fare against all the WiiU-only people once I actually get one in like 5-7 months
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: FireArrow on January 21, 2015, 09:49:17 PM
Post by: FireArrow on January 21, 2015, 09:49:17 PM
hey lemme fight fierce, i never got to face him in dat tourney ;-;
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: Sebastian on January 22, 2015, 10:21:39 AM
Post by: Sebastian on January 22, 2015, 10:21:39 AM
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: blueflower999 on January 25, 2015, 06:48:02 PM
Post by: blueflower999 on January 25, 2015, 06:48:02 PM
This award gets its own separate post because it's clearly the most prestigious of all the Superlatives. Our winners will be meeting with the President in three months from today's date to be congratulated on their skills.
Best Ping Pong Player
Winner: Blueflower!
This was no competition, I'm clearly the best traditional tabletop racquet-based games. Don't believe me? Challenge me to a game of ping pong, and you'll be crushed to smithereens. I could even take on two people at once by myself. In about three weeks, I will be hosting the Valentine's Day Ping Pong Tournament, which is the most important tournament of the year. Anyone who would like to participate can PM me, but I guarantee your downfall will be a direct result of my mad ping pong skills. Challengers are still welcome, though, because I've been bored lately and I need a chance to show off.
Runner-up: Fire Arrow!
Fire Arrow's not nearly as good at ping pong as I am, but I suppose he's good in his own right. After all, he did learn from the best. His backhand is strong, he's got good reflexes, and he was a strong contender in the Christmas Ping Pong Tournament. Will he be going for the gold in February? Absolutely. Will he make it there? Not a chance, unless I sprain my wrist in a 2-on-1 match. Yeah, not likely.
Honorable Mention: Slow Pokemon!
Slow Ping Pong over here is my current project. My protégé, if you will. Slow might be better than me at pretty much everything else, but we're still working on his ping pong skills. That being said, he has come a long way. The one problem is that Slow's brother apparently thinks that he's some sort of ping pong champion or something, and might be a challenger to the patented Blueflower-Ultimate-Ping-Pong-Spike technique. Nah.
This was no competition, I'm clearly the best traditional tabletop racquet-based games. Don't believe me? Challenge me to a game of ping pong, and you'll be crushed to smithereens. I could even take on two people at once by myself. In about three weeks, I will be hosting the Valentine's Day Ping Pong Tournament, which is the most important tournament of the year. Anyone who would like to participate can PM me, but I guarantee your downfall will be a direct result of my mad ping pong skills. Challengers are still welcome, though, because I've been bored lately and I need a chance to show off.
Runner-up: Fire Arrow!
Fire Arrow's not nearly as good at ping pong as I am, but I suppose he's good in his own right. After all, he did learn from the best. His backhand is strong, he's got good reflexes, and he was a strong contender in the Christmas Ping Pong Tournament. Will he be going for the gold in February? Absolutely. Will he make it there? Not a chance, unless I sprain my wrist in a 2-on-1 match. Yeah, not likely.
Honorable Mention: Slow Pokemon!
Slow Ping Pong over here is my current project. My protégé, if you will. Slow might be better than me at pretty much everything else, but we're still working on his ping pong skills. That being said, he has come a long way. The one problem is that Slow's brother apparently thinks that he's some sort of ping pong champion or something, and might be a challenger to the patented Blueflower-Ultimate-Ping-Pong-Spike technique. Nah.
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Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: Sebastian on January 25, 2015, 08:17:41 PM
Post by: Sebastian on January 25, 2015, 08:17:41 PM
I love ping pong! But I dont have anyoone to play with :P
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: FireArrow on January 25, 2015, 10:57:53 PM
Post by: FireArrow on January 25, 2015, 10:57:53 PM
I call hogwash! Last time I played you it wasn't even a match. You mispredicted my spins every time!
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: FireArrow on January 25, 2015, 11:02:14 PM
Post by: FireArrow on January 25, 2015, 11:02:14 PM
Proof:
Spoiler
(https://www.ninsheetmusic.org/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ftapatalk.imageshack.com%2Fv2%2F15%2F01%2F25%2Fa90b8a8dab152065167fde0bd1741068.jpg&hash=9a9bcac01e92242fa0f18c0db8a0693e99575f68)
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Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: Saria on January 29, 2015, 01:33:59 AM
Post by: Saria on January 29, 2015, 01:33:59 AM
Why does Kefka always win "scariest"! In real life he's not threatening at all! Even my RATS made him flinch! GAHAHA
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: mikey on January 29, 2015, 06:35:40 AM
Post by: mikey on January 29, 2015, 06:35:40 AM
becuz he haz scurry internezt swage
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: braix on January 29, 2015, 08:01:13 AM
Post by: braix on January 29, 2015, 08:01:13 AM
rats r cute
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: blueflower999 on January 29, 2015, 06:13:19 PM
Post by: blueflower999 on January 29, 2015, 06:13:19 PM
Here's the post to wrap everything up! Hopefully!
Most
And there you have it! Congratulations to everyone who won things, thanks to everyone who nominated/voted, and thanks a lot to all of you who put up with me throughout all this. It was a lot of fun! :D
Most Fun In Bed
Winner: SFK!
Seeing as how half of SFK's posts are at least partially in all capitals, I don't think my ears would survive this ordeal intact. I'd have an eargasm, if you will.
Runner-up: JaMaHa!
yes jamaha. order me around like you do in the military. oh i like that. mmmmmm
Honorable Mention: Slow Pokemon!
I'm not going through my sexual fantasies with Slow Pokemon again here. Although I've been considering adding a shovel to our Ping Pong Sex setup.
Seeing as how half of SFK's posts are at least partially in all capitals, I don't think my ears would survive this ordeal intact. I'd have an eargasm, if you will.
Runner-up: JaMaHa!
yes jamaha. order me around like you do in the military. oh i like that. mmmmmm
Honorable Mention: Slow Pokemon!
I'm not going through my sexual fantasies with Slow Pokemon again here. Although I've been considering adding a shovel to our Ping Pong Sex setup.
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Most
Winner: King Sammer!
A big welcome back to our long-departed savior of the forums-- Oh wait, he left again didn't he? What even is this post??? (http://forum.ninsheetmusic.org/index.php?topic=851.msg275182#msg275182) Yeah, I don't even know what to say. ???
Runner-up: Mario Lego Fan!
MLF's posts have been significantly less ??? lately. He's made a lot of ??? posts in the past, but he's not talking about explosive diarrhea or anything, so I suppose we can put the past behind us. Am I right? Guys? ??? ??? ???
Honorable Mention: Wolf!
Definitely my candidate for the most ??? ??? ???, Wolf's posts often make little-to-no sense, and that's what I absolutely love about him. Wolf makes games like The Person Below Me game that much more entertaining.
A big welcome back to our long-departed savior of the forums-- Oh wait, he left again didn't he? What even is this post??? (http://forum.ninsheetmusic.org/index.php?topic=851.msg275182#msg275182) Yeah, I don't even know what to say. ???
Runner-up: Mario Lego Fan!
MLF's posts have been significantly less ??? lately. He's made a lot of ??? posts in the past, but he's not talking about explosive diarrhea or anything, so I suppose we can put the past behind us. Am I right? Guys? ??? ??? ???
Honorable Mention: Wolf!
Definitely my candidate for the most ??? ??? ???, Wolf's posts often make little-to-no sense, and that's what I absolutely love about him. Wolf makes games like The Person Below Me game that much more entertaining.
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Best Debater
Winner: Fierce Deity!
Yeah, no one can really debate this. Although I guess maybe he could. Anyway, Fierce got nominated by nearly every person who nominated someone, which really shows how much skill he has in rhetoric. He's the king of tl;dr, and his arguments can usually go on until a moderator forces it to stop. Fierce doesn't back down. You mess with Fierce, you get a Fierce Deity and a whole crapton of text in your face.
Runner-up: Mario Lego Fan!
Yep, I'm just going to leave this here. MLF doesn't really make huge, long posts like Fierce does, but I give him props for standing up for his beliefs even when everyone else seems to be against him. You still need to watch what you post sometimes, buddy, but I admire your passion.
Honorable Mention: BDS!
Black Dragon Slayer has become infamous for starting ridiculous debates recently. Put him and Fierce Deity in a room together and they'd probably go for hours or until they ran out of air to breathe.
Yeah, no one can really debate this. Although I guess maybe he could. Anyway, Fierce got nominated by nearly every person who nominated someone, which really shows how much skill he has in rhetoric. He's the king of tl;dr, and his arguments can usually go on until a moderator forces it to stop. Fierce doesn't back down. You mess with Fierce, you get a Fierce Deity and a whole crapton of text in your face.
Runner-up: Mario Lego Fan!
Yep, I'm just going to leave this here. MLF doesn't really make huge, long posts like Fierce does, but I give him props for standing up for his beliefs even when everyone else seems to be against him. You still need to watch what you post sometimes, buddy, but I admire your passion.
Honorable Mention: BDS!
Black Dragon Slayer has become infamous for starting ridiculous debates recently. Put him and Fierce Deity in a room together and they'd probably go for hours or until they ran out of air to breathe.
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Biggest Hipster
Winner: Dr. P!
Yep, our favorite coffee-drinkin' and cigarette-smokin' redneck is, by overwhelming opinion, the biggest hipster on the forums. Always keeping up with the latest trends, fashion, and tax-related... things. Hmm, that's interesting. I wonder what state he lives in?
Oh. Well that explains it all.
Runner-up: SFK!
I'm not even really sure what to say here, honestly! SFK is such an uber hipster and you've all clearly caught on to it. He's so up to date with pop culture that he used to be a n00btuber like you, but then he #took #an #arrow #in #the #knee.
Yep, our favorite coffee-drinkin' and cigarette-smokin' redneck is, by overwhelming opinion, the biggest hipster on the forums. Always keeping up with the latest trends, fashion, and tax-related... things. Hmm, that's interesting. I wonder what state he lives in?
Oh. Well that explains it all.
Runner-up: SFK!
I'm not even really sure what to say here, honestly! SFK is such an uber hipster and you've all clearly caught on to it. He's so up to date with pop culture that he used to be a n00btuber like you, but then he #took #an #arrow #in #the #knee.
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Most Fabulous
Winner: Nebbles!
Ghost Queen Nebbles is fantabulously fabulous, and you all can't say anything otherwise. What could be more fabulous than red hair, a Robin cosplay, and a boatload of Pokemon plushies and other assorted Nintendo-related merchandise? Nothing, that's what. Nebbles almost won a spot in the Hipster category, but the fabulous category suits her much better. Besides, have you seen the selfies that she posts? Fabulousss~
Runner-up: SFK!
Welp, I guess SFK is a fabulous hipster. He's also uber American and fun in bed, and I guess a lot of other things. He sure finds his way around. I wonder how many pieces of assorted Nintendo-related merchandise he has.
Honorable Mentions: Slow and Mashi!
I also award Slow the dropped "Most Likely To Be An Ice Fairy" award. Why? Because he's just that fabulous, that's why. Also, Mashi pretends a problem doesn't exist to solve it, and bends the laws of math and physics to his whim.
Ghost Queen Nebbles is fantabulously fabulous, and you all can't say anything otherwise. What could be more fabulous than red hair, a Robin cosplay, and a boatload of Pokemon plushies and other assorted Nintendo-related merchandise? Nothing, that's what. Nebbles almost won a spot in the Hipster category, but the fabulous category suits her much better. Besides, have you seen the selfies that she posts? Fabulousss~
Runner-up: SFK!
Welp, I guess SFK is a fabulous hipster. He's also uber American and fun in bed, and I guess a lot of other things. He sure finds his way around. I wonder how many pieces of assorted Nintendo-related merchandise he has.
Honorable Mentions: Slow and Mashi!
I also award Slow the dropped "Most Likely To Be An Ice Fairy" award. Why? Because he's just that fabulous, that's why. Also, Mashi pretends a problem doesn't exist to solve it, and bends the laws of math and physics to his whim.
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Best Host For Next Year's NSM Superlatives
Let me preface this by saying that I'm all in favor of any of the following three people hosting. They're all great and I feel like all of them could do a great job, significantly better than I did at least!
Winner: K-Night!
Please don't make every award a novel or we'll be here until 2016
Runner-up: Fierce Deity!
Please don't make every award a tl;dr or we'll be here until 2017
Honorable Mention: Zoroark!
Please don't make every award 1264 lines long or we'll be here until 1,264,523,903
Winner: K-Night!
Please don't make every award a novel or we'll be here until 2016
Runner-up: Fierce Deity!
Please don't make every award a tl;dr or we'll be here until 2017
Honorable Mention: Zoroark!
Please don't make every award 1264 lines long or we'll be here until 1,264,523,903
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And there you have it! Congratulations to everyone who won things, thanks to everyone who nominated/voted, and thanks a lot to all of you who put up with me throughout all this. It was a lot of fun! :D
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: braix on January 29, 2015, 06:22:36 PM
Post by: braix on January 29, 2015, 06:22:36 PM
Quote from: blueflower999 on January 29, 2015, 06:13:19 PMBest Host For Next Year's NSM Superlatives
Let me preface this by saying that I'm all in favor of any of the following three people hosting. They're all great and I feel like all of them could do a great job, significantly better than I did at least!
Winner: K-Night!
Please don't make every award a novel or we'll be here until 2016
Runner-up: Fierce Deity!
Please don't make every award a tl;dr or we'll be here until 2017
Honorable Mention: Zoroark!
Please don't make every award 1264 lines long or we'll be here until 1,264,523,903[close]
AHAHA NICE
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: DrP on January 29, 2015, 06:24:11 PM
Post by: DrP on January 29, 2015, 06:24:11 PM
#iamnotahipster
I guess San Francisco is rubbing of on me!
I guess San Francisco's culture is blending with my own
I guess San Francisco's culture is blending with my own
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: Nebbles on January 29, 2015, 06:33:02 PM
Post by: Nebbles on January 29, 2015, 06:33:02 PM
I am obviously the most fabulous.
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: MaestroUGC on January 29, 2015, 06:33:34 PM
Post by: MaestroUGC on January 29, 2015, 06:33:34 PM
I'm failing to see a final tally of all my winnings.
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: SuperFireKirby on January 29, 2015, 06:44:39 PM
Post by: SuperFireKirby on January 29, 2015, 06:44:39 PM
Woo actually won something. I was hip before hipsters so I'm glad I didn't win that superlative. Mainstream recognition is so lame.
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: Saria on January 29, 2015, 06:50:13 PM
Post by: Saria on January 29, 2015, 06:50:13 PM
I'm not upset with the fact that I've been completely excluded. Not at all! Not at all... Not at all... *sob sob*
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: blueflower999 on January 29, 2015, 07:42:53 PM
Post by: blueflower999 on January 29, 2015, 07:42:53 PM
Update: Saria wins for best lurker and best returning member
Oh and Raymond posted tonight too so he wins runner-up
Oh and Raymond posted tonight too so he wins runner-up
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: Saria on January 29, 2015, 07:44:35 PM
Post by: Saria on January 29, 2015, 07:44:35 PM
Saria the lurker? that has a nice ring to it thank you
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: K-NiGhT on January 29, 2015, 07:47:55 PM
Post by: K-NiGhT on January 29, 2015, 07:47:55 PM
I graciously accept the position of host for next year :D
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: MaestroUGC on January 29, 2015, 07:51:49 PM
Post by: MaestroUGC on January 29, 2015, 07:51:49 PM
I'll send you the check for next year then. Just don't forget who signed it, ok?
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: K-NiGhT on January 29, 2015, 07:56:06 PM
Post by: K-NiGhT on January 29, 2015, 07:56:06 PM
As long as you're actually paying me this time, I won't complain.
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: MaestroUGC on January 29, 2015, 07:56:42 PM
Post by: MaestroUGC on January 29, 2015, 07:56:42 PM
Careful, I could just send some goons to... lean on you.
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: K-NiGhT on January 29, 2015, 07:57:43 PM
Post by: K-NiGhT on January 29, 2015, 07:57:43 PM
i've been told i make a nice headrest from time to time
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: mikey on January 29, 2015, 08:38:15 PM
Post by: mikey on January 29, 2015, 08:38:15 PM
OH GOODNESS BLUE GREAT FINALE
BEAUTIFUL
gotta say, you've done like either the best or the second best job out of all the superlatives I've been to!
BEAUTIFUL
gotta say, you've done like either the best or the second best job out of all the superlatives I've been to!
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: braix on January 29, 2015, 08:47:15 PM
Post by: braix on January 29, 2015, 08:47:15 PM
Let me be the best next year.
Forget about you, K-Night.
Forget about you, K-Night.
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: Saria on January 29, 2015, 08:52:06 PM
Post by: Saria on January 29, 2015, 08:52:06 PM
Quote from: NocturneOfShadow on January 29, 2015, 08:38:15 PMOH GOODNESS SARIA GREAT FINALE. NICE JOB HELPING BLUEI meant to keep this a secret but I told him to write that title for me so I fixed your post ok
YOU'RE ALSO VERY BEAUTIFUL SARIA
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: Sebastian on January 29, 2015, 08:52:21 PM
Post by: Sebastian on January 29, 2015, 08:52:21 PM
Great Job, Blue!!!!!
I loved the NSM Superlatives this year :)
I loved the NSM Superlatives this year :)
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: mikey on January 29, 2015, 08:56:29 PM
Post by: mikey on January 29, 2015, 08:56:29 PM
Quote from: Saria on January 29, 2015, 08:52:06 PMI meant to keep this a secret but I told him to write that title for me so I fixed your post okI was talking about the best hosts for next year though
ok
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: FierceDeity on January 29, 2015, 11:42:13 PM
Post by: FierceDeity on January 29, 2015, 11:42:13 PM
I'm just gonna skip to the TL;DR and say, hahahaha thanks guys. And blue you did an awesome job with this :D
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: The Deku Trombonist on January 31, 2015, 03:53:32 PM
Post by: The Deku Trombonist on January 31, 2015, 03:53:32 PM
Quote from: Winter on November 30, 2014, 08:54:41 PMBy the way everybody can put a custom title on themselves on the forum right where mine says "Seasonal Updater" (get it?)If any of the winners want one of these for their winning category, let me know and I'll add it for you.
Perhaps after we win a superlative we can add it in ourselves! Not that we couldn't beforehand... but it could be fun
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: Nebbles on January 31, 2015, 03:56:25 PM
Post by: Nebbles on January 31, 2015, 03:56:25 PM
I kind of want a custom title for my wins lmao
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: Yugi on January 31, 2015, 03:57:04 PM
Post by: Yugi on January 31, 2015, 03:57:04 PM
can I please be "Aussie Bum"
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: Nebbles on January 31, 2015, 04:02:20 PM
Post by: Nebbles on January 31, 2015, 04:02:20 PM
I should just be "the pretty one"
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: MaestroUGC on January 31, 2015, 04:10:56 PM
Post by: MaestroUGC on January 31, 2015, 04:10:56 PM
My name is already the most fitting title for me.
That said I do believe I won this year. 7 wins in the bag. No I didn't bother counting the rest of you.
That said I do believe I won this year. 7 wins in the bag. No I didn't bother counting the rest of you.
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: braix on January 31, 2015, 04:42:03 PM
Post by: braix on January 31, 2015, 04:42:03 PM
Deku can I be "The Honorable Mention"?
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: Dude on January 31, 2015, 04:57:57 PM
Post by: Dude on January 31, 2015, 04:57:57 PM
Quote from: Nebbles on January 31, 2015, 03:56:25 PMI kind of want a custom title for my wins lmaohaha no
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: mikey on January 31, 2015, 08:30:31 PM
Post by: mikey on January 31, 2015, 08:30:31 PM
Quote from: Deku Trombonist on January 31, 2015, 03:53:32 PMIf any of the winners want one of these for their winning category, let me know and I'll add it for you.I know I already have NSM's Sexiest on my profile, but it'd be cool to have it in addition to something else :)
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: King Sammer on February 01, 2015, 09:52:12 AM
Post by: King Sammer on February 01, 2015, 09:52:12 AM
Quote from: blueflower999 on January 14, 2015, 12:32:03 PMI'll edit more into this post as they're completed.Thank you for mentioning me 3 timesAwards Part 2
The Strongest
Winner: K-Night!
K-Night is pretty strong. Have you seen those muscles? He flexes them every time he writes something genius like Overwatch or The Great NSM Pokemon Adventure. He also once lifted up everything in his home town in Iowa with one hand: a tumbleweed and a Blue Bunny ice cream cone. Can any of you claim that? I didn't think so.
Runner-up: SFK!
I wasn't exactly sure why SFK won this until recently. In my mind I always pictured him as a 12 year old that cries in the corner whenever he sees a bug. But now, I know the truth. And you want to know what the hard, painful reality of Super Cutter Kirby is?The Hard, Painful Truth
(https://scontent-b-atl.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfa1/v/t1.0-9/480646_550526868299067_1279551553_n.jpg?oh=861a5682516326e5785de80ad0c6111d&oe=553E01EC)
This is what he looks like. No, not Roosevelt. The thinger on the left. Whatever that is.[close]
Honorable Mentions: Nocturne and Winter!
Nocturne clearly got votes because of his super sexyfakemuscles in his pictures recently. Winter because putting up with the jerks at Taco Bell takes a lot of strength. Something tells me SFK-zilla can beat both of you in an arm-wrestling contest though. At the same time.[close]Most Likely To Win Most "NSM Superlatives"
Winner: Maestro!
Welp, no surprise here. Unfortunately for him, he's not hosting, so he has no way of rigging the results. >:D
In all seriousness though, I haven't actually calculated who the winner is yet. So we'll get to that on the last entry of these. It could very well be Maestro, though.
Runner-up: Slow Pokemon!
If Slow got one award for every space I've put in the middle of his name, he'd win. No questions asked. I nominate the awards "Slowest" and "Spaciest Name" for next year's NSM Superlatives.
Little does he know, Slow wins a share in the greatest award of all...[close]Most Talented
Winner: Maestro!
In a site full of incredibly talented people, Maestro's talent shines through. A game and movie reviewer, a Let's Player, an arranger, a composer, a classical-music discussionist, and essentially the Ruler of the Cosmos, Maestro does it all. The only problem with this post is that I've probably forgotten about 2,000 things that he's done, and he'll probably call me out on it. Have mercy, oh terrible one!
Runner-up: Olimar!
If I've said it once, I've said it a million times: Olimar knows his music. His arrangement thread is full of glorious pieces from great video games that I'm personally a huge fan of(Cave Story and Pikmin in particular), and on top of all this, he manages to moderate submissions as well. I've seen him make quality arrangements in virtually no time at all, and coming from someone who can't recognize notes or write out a tune, this is ridiculously impressive. All hail Olimar and his musical prowess!
Honorable Mentions: Bespinben and Bloop!
You two are both very similar to Olimar and easily could have also won the Runner-up position. Bespinben is a marvelous arranger and Bloop makes excellent original compositions as well as arrangements. Out of all the people on this site who have a knack for music, you four are definitely up there as among the greatest. And as talents tend to do, you'll all probably be even better in a couple of years, so I look forward to seeing the results of that. :D[close]Most Positive
Winner: Mario Lego Fan!
Mario Lego Fan always seems to keep his head high, even in the worst of situations. I probably shouldn't talk about this, but he was recently banned for something that may or may not have been his fault. I was shocked when I spoke with him in the Tinychat and didn't find someone who was upset and beaten down like I would have been in the same situation. Instead, he was committed to coming back full-swing, improving himself, and doing better in the future. And that's all that really matters. Mario Lego Fan, you're personally very inspiring to me because of how positive you always manage to be, even when times are rough. Speaking of which...
Runner-up: Blueflower!
I try to be a positive and happy guy on here, even if I don't always feel that way. I don't feel like I'm really deserving of this though because I switch back and forth between optimism and pessimism on the inside, and recently my actions on the forum towards a certain member have been anything but positive. Although I'm glad to see that some of you think I'm doing a good job, so thank you guys![close]Most Missed NSM Member
Winner: Shadoninja!
Shado was an obvious choice for this award. He did so much for the forum as an arranger and the request board moderator, and then one day suddenly decided to leave. Thankfully, he's been dropping by periodically in recent times, and he actually might even read this. Shado, it's your choice whether to come back fully or to only stop in once in a while, but just know that we all miss you and would be accepting of you if you ever decided to return! :D
Runner-up: Spitllama!
I honestly have no idea where Spitllama went. If someone knows, I'd appreciate you telling me! Anyway, Spit was one of the more active members on the forum for quite a while. He joined in 2008 and posted quite a bit up until this summer, when he disappeared. Maybe he either got too busy with his personal life or just forgot about the site, but either way, I hope that one day he might come back as well.
Honorable Mention: Wariopiano!
Now, I know what you're all thinking. And no, it's not confirmed that Wariopiano and Mario Lego Fan are the same person. So until there's actual evidence of that, I'm going to say he's innocent until proven guilty. I personally have my doubts because their posting styles aren't very much alike. Anyway, Wariopiano was largely active from the time he registered in the spring of 2012 up until January of 2013 where he made a farewell topic. He visited briefly back in December of this year, and while others might not be too accepting of him, I'd be very happy if he decided to return one day.[close]The Very Best, Like No One Ever Was
Winner: K-Night!
K-Night is simply the best. He's great at Pokemon, a super nice guy, a very talented writer, and just all around awesome and fun to talk to. He can even sing and play assorted instruments! According to him, he'll also be doing a Let's Play soon on his YouTube channel (https://www.youtube.com/user/MartianMediaChannel), and you should all totally watch it!
Runner-up: Waddle Bro!
Waddle Bro is easily, along with Roz, the best competitive Pokemon player on the site. I have a passive interest in competitive myself, but he has the talent for it. No one on Showdown gets in Waddle's way and lives to tell the tale. He crushes his opponents without mercy by using powerhouse Pokemon like Awesome-Face Spiritomb and Waddle Dee.
Honorable Mention: Blueflower!Spoiler
(https://41.media.tumblr.com/5028320db4876ec1147b273e2559bb56/tumblr_n7apazB5YZ1rwni6eo1_400.png)[close]
And that's all I have to say about that.[close]Most Skilled Gamer
Winner: Fingerz!
Fingerz won the overwhelming majority in this for some reason. He was nominated by nearly everyone and also received most of the votes. Maybe it's because he beat Super Mario 3D Land without dying. Or maybe it's because he's always posting these impressive Mario Kart times and Smash Bros records. Either way, Fingerz knows his games. I just wish he'd learn to play some console games once in a while, though. ;)
Runner-up: Yugi!
Yugi beats Mega Man games, which is p impressive because I've been playing for years and haven't beaten most of them. He also beat Shovel Knight apparently which is supposedly really difficult as well. However, the most difficult game of all didn't even phase Yugi: Zork (http://forum.ninsheetm.us/index.php?topic=5175.0). What the f*** is a leaflet?
Honorable Mentions: Waddle Bro and Roz!
Ah yes, the two Pokemon masters of NinSheetMusic. You know, I'm sure you've battled a lot, but have you ever determined which one of you is better? I'd be curious to know. There is one thing I'm sure of, though: Roz's Link could beat Waddle Bro's Awesome-Face Spiritomb any day.[close]Cruelest
Winner: Slow Pokemon!
In some of my wildest fantasies, Slow ties me to a table and ruthlessly beats me to the brink of death with a ping pong paddle. But he's not that cruel in actuality... right?
Runner-up: Dude!
You know all those new members that join the site, make one or two posts, and then we never hear from them again? They're all tied up in Dude's basement. All 400 of them. There is no escape...
Honorable Mention: Kefka!
I heard a rumor once that Kefka beats up people with a stick. I have a tough time believing that though because a banhammer seems to work just fine. Maybe a stick is only when he's feeling merciful.[close]Most Depressing
Winner: Wolf :'(
You know who depresses me? Wolf does. All his posts just make me tear up. Especially that time he posted about his explosive diarrhea. Real tear-jerking stuff like that. If you've ever read any of his reviews, you know what I'm talking about. Lots of sad, sad games that can't manage to please him anymore. He can't even seem to enjoy being a crabagenius or a crab scientist or whatever. What a very sad life he must live. It just brings me to tears...
Runner-up: Harvest :(
Now I'll be honest here, I never got to know Harvest all that well. Looking back through his few posts in the past couple of years... mostly consist of yeast infections (http://forum.ninsheetm.us/index.php?topic=1969.msg160752#msg160752) and complaining about his girlfriend. (http://forum.ninsheetm.us/index.php?topic=1969.msg132664#msg132664) Life can sure be depressing sometimes. How he can be so depressed while having a girlfriend is beyond me because I've never had one. Sounds painful though. Especially with real-world problems like this one (http://forum.ninsheetm.us/index.php?topic=4158.msg149962#msg149962).
Honorable Mention: Dude :-\
Unlike the other two there's a chance Dude will actually read this post, so I don't know how to go about making fun of him winning this award. I guess he posts depressing stuff sometimes, but not really anything I can poke fun at because a lot of it's serious. So there you go Dude, I guess you win this award for legitimately posting meaningful depressing stuff.[close]Most Ridiculous
Winner: King Sammer!
BLEHBLUHBGHLBHGBLUHBGHUHBLEHBLUHBGHLBHGBLUHBGHUHBLEHBLUHBGHLBHGBLUHBGHUHBLEHBLUHBGHLBHGBLUHBGHUHBLEHBLUHBGHLBHGBLUHBGHUHBLEHBLUHBGHLBHGBLUHBGHUHBLEHBLUHBGHLBHGBLUHBGHUHBLEHBLUHBGHLBHGBLUHBGHUHBLEHBLUHBGHLBHGBLUHBGHUH okay i'm done
Runner-up: Mario Lego Fan!
While not quite BLEHBLUHBGHLBHGBLUHBGHUHBLEHBLUHBGHLBHGBLUHBGHUH worthy, Mario Lego Fan is totes cray cray. Don't believe me? He's hatched a scheme to become a mod and take over the website. His first step was to give himself a customized title, and then he would use it to impersonate JaMaHa and rule the world. What, that doesn't make sense? Of course it doesn't, he's ridiculous.
Honorable Mention: SFK!
Go find any post made by SFK that uses capital letters (which is a lot of them) and read it. I guarantee you it'll be the most ridiculous thing you've read all day. He single-handedly has kept the insanity levels of this site at a high for seven years and I love him for it.[close]Best BFF
Winner: Blueflower!
I guess the saying is true: I really am my own best friend. Thanks to everyone who voted for me for this. :D
Runner-up (a.k.a. the person who should have actually won it): Mashi!
Mashi is the most bestest BFF. I know personally because he indulges me in my ridiculously weird conversations and questions. He's also super nice, so even if a lot of other people on the forum are being mean to you, Mashi is always great to have a conversation with! Just don't bash Melancholy and you'll get along fine.
Honorable Menion: Slow Pokemon!
How someone can be both the most cruel and the best BFF is beyond me, but I guess it makes sense. Sometimes it's good to have friends that are brutally honest. Sometimes it's good to have friends that tell you what they're really thinking as opposed to lying to make you feel better. And sometimes it's good to have friends that beat you with a ping pong paddle.[close]Most Random/Spontaneous
Winner: Wolf!
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Wut? Wut? Wut? Well ima in the bathroom oh god here it goes BOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!
Runner-up: Yugi!
Yugi always manages to post the weirdest pictures, videos, and comments to pretty much everything. For example, here is what he left on my Steam wall a couple years ago:
╔════════════════════ ೋღ☃ღೋ ════════════════════════════╗
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ Repost this if ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ you are a beautiful strong black woman ~ ~ ~ ~
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ who don't need no functioning liver ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
╚════════════════════ ೋღ☃ღೋ ════════════════════════════╝
Personally, I think him and SFK should have a duel to determine who posts the most weird, yet strangely entertaining nonsense on the forums.[close]Biggest Fanboy
Winner: Blueflower!
Wow, here's an award I feel I actually deserve! Friends have told me that I'm "passionate about the little things," and I think that fits my personality pretty accurately. If I love something, I really freaking love it, and I'll defend it to the death. If I hate something, I really freaking hate it, and I'll go on for hours about how awful it is. It's just part of who I am, and I guess that makes me both a huge fanboy and a pain to talk to sometimes. So I apologize if I've annoyed or offended anyone with my passion in the past!
Runner-up: Slow Pokemon!
Ah yes, Slow Pokemon. No one else in this world has convinced me to play so many games through sheer passion as this man. Despite what his name might imply, Pokemon hasn't been Slow Pikmin's favorite video game franchise for quite some time now. If you want to talk Layton, Ace Attorney, Zero Escape, Mario, or Danganronpa with anyone, Slow's your guy. Speaking from personal experience, though, the conversation might go on for a while!
Honorable Mention: Mario Lego Fanboy!
Who in the world could be a bigger fanboy than Mario Lego Fanboy? As both a huge fan of Mario (and Legos, I presume), Mario Lego Fan has graced our forums these past few years with many arrangements from Paper Mario games. Rumor has it that he's also a closet anime fan, but only time will tell on that one...[close]Most Datable
Winner: Waddle Bro!
Everyone on NSM would love to date Waddle Bro. What's not to love? He always has a great grin on his face, super sexy glasses on, and you could even talk Pokemon with him for hours upon hours. Sounds like my kinda date. Too bad he's already taken by... IDK, lots of other people on the forum. Yeah, the cutie sure gets around.
Runner-up: Mashi!
A date wish Mashi would hands down be the most interesting experience of anyone's life. He's obviously the most totes adorbs person on the entire forum, so who wouldn't take this opportunity? Probably someone that's worried of being obliterated by his sheer intellect.[close]Best Not Best
Winner: Nocturne!
Knowing Nocturne, he's probably proud of this. Congratulations buddy, you're simultaneously one of the most loved and most hated person on the forums! I don't know how you do it, but it's worked out well for you. Congratulations. :D
Runner-up: Pianoplaya!
Anyone want to explain to me who this is? They have zero posts on the forum so I guess that makes them among the several hundred "best not best" members.[close]Best Presidential Candidate For 2028
Winner: Maestro!
All hail our future president, Maestro! Seeing how he got all of the electoral vote in the state of NSM, I'd say he has no problem winning in the primaries in 2028. Shigeru Miyamoto might give him a run for his money in taking over the world, though.
Runner-up: Maelstrom!
So, does this make Maelstrom Maestro's vice president running mate? Nah, probably not. It is nice to come in second place though. Maybe you'll have a chance in 2032, Maelstrom! Nah, probably not.
Honorable Mention: Mario Lego Fan!
Mario Lego Fan is the running candidate in 2028 for the Paper Mario Party. Whether he wins or not is up to luck, money, and stars. But mostly luck.[close]Best Mod Candidate For Next Tuesday
Winner: Maestro!
Next Tuesday: NSM
2028: The United States
2036: The World!!!!!!!!11!!1!
Runner-up: Fierce Deity!
With Fierce Deity as moderator, we will begin every day with the pledge to George Foreman and end it with the Foreman Anthem. Yeah, the future sure does look bright and juicy.
Honorable Mention: Mario Lego Fan!
Oh gosh, imagine this for a second. Mario Lego Fan as a moderator means he could force people to stop debating with him before the debate even starts! It's genius! JaMaHa, promote him immediately.[close]Most Pokemon Champion Material
Winner: Waddle Bro!
Ah yes, no one can beat Waddle at singles in Pokemon. Waddle's brother FSM and I always used to go at it on Showdown, but I don't recall if Waddle and I have ever fought. His skill is in a different league entirely from me, so that's probably why. The only thing he has left to learn is that Metal Sound Heatran is the most OP set since Sturdy/Shell Bell/Endeavor Aron.
Runner-up: K-Night!
Personally I'd list K-Night as Smash Bros Champion Material as well, but he sure knows a lot about Pokemon as well. Try going up against him and his Gangsta Sandslash and I guarantee you things will not end well.
Honorable Mention: Roz!
The queen of doubles honestly should have gotten a lot more votes than she did. Roz, you need to edumacate these youngsters on what it really means to be Pokemon Champion Material![close]Best Ping Pong Player
Winner: Blueflower!
This was no competition, I'm clearly the best traditional tabletop racquet-based games. Don't believe me? Challenge me to a game of ping pong, and you'll be crushed to smithereens. I could even take on two people at once by myself. In about three weeks, I will be hosting the Valentine's Day Ping Pong Tournament, which is the most important tournament of the year. Anyone who would like to participate can PM me, but I guarantee your downfall will be a direct result of my mad ping pong skills. Challengers are still welcome, though, because I've been bored lately and I need a chance to show off.
Runner-up: Fire Arrow!
Fire Arrow's not nearly as good at ping pong as I am, but I suppose he's good in his own right. After all, he did learn from the best. His backhand is strong, he's got good reflexes, and he was a strong contender in the Christmas Ping Pong Tournament. Will he be going for the gold in February? Absolutely. Will he make it there? Not a chance, unless I sprain my wrist in a 2-on-1 match. Yeah, not likely.
Honorable Mention: Slow Pokemon!
Slow Ping Pong over here is my current project. My protégé, if you will. Slow might be better than me at pretty much everything else, but we're still working on his ping pong skills. That being said, he has come a long way. The one problem is that Slow's brother apparently thinks that he's some sort of ping pong champion or something, and might be a challenger to the patented Blueflower-Ultimate-Ping-Pong-Spike technique. Nah.[close]Most Fun In Bed
Winner: SFK!
Seeing as how half of SFK's posts are at least partially in all capitals, I don't think my ears would survive this ordeal intact. I'd have an eargasm, if you will.
Runner-up: JaMaHa!
yes jamaha. order me around like you do in the military. oh i like that. mmmmmm
Honorable Mention: Slow Pokemon!
I'm not going through my sexual fantasies with Slow Pokemon again here. Although I've been considering adding a shovel to our Ping Pong Sex setup.[close]Most
Winner: King Sammer!
A big welcome back to our long-departed savior of the forums-- Oh wait, he left again didn't he? What even is this post??? (http://forum.ninsheetmusic.org/index.php?topic=851.msg275182#msg275182) Yeah, I don't even know what to say. ???
Runner-up: Mario Lego Fan!
MLF's posts have been significantly less ??? lately. He's made a lot of ??? posts in the past, but he's not talking about explosive diarrhea or anything, so I suppose we can put the past behind us. Am I right? Guys? ??? ??? ???
Honorable Mention: Wolf!
Definitely my candidate for the most ??? ??? ???, Wolf's posts often make little-to-no sense, and that's what I absolutely love about him. Wolf makes games like The Person Below Me game that much more entertaining.[close]Best Debater
Winner: Fierce Deity!
Yeah, no one can really debate this. Although I guess maybe he could. Anyway, Fierce got nominated by nearly every person who nominated someone, which really shows how much skill he has in rhetoric. He's the king of tl;dr, and his arguments can usually go on until a moderator forces it to stop. Fierce doesn't back down. You mess with Fierce, you get a Fierce Deity and a whole crapton of text in your face.
Runner-up: Mario Lego Fan!
Yep, I'm just going to leave this here. MLF doesn't really make huge, long posts like Fierce does, but I give him props for standing up for his beliefs even when everyone else seems to be against him. You still need to watch what you post sometimes, buddy, but I admire your passion.
Honorable Mention: BDS!
Black Dragon Slayer has become infamous for starting ridiculous debates recently. Put him and Fierce Deity in a room together and they'd probably go for hours or until they ran out of air to breathe.[close]Biggest Hipster
Winner: Dr. P!
Yep, our favorite coffee-drinkin' and cigarette-smokin' redneck is, by overwhelming opinion, the biggest hipster on the forums. Always keeping up with the latest trends, fashion, and tax-related... things. Hmm, that's interesting. I wonder what state he lives in?
Oh. Well that explains it all.
Runner-up: SFK!
I'm not even really sure what to say here, honestly! SFK is such an uber hipster and you've all clearly caught on to it. He's so up to date with pop culture that he used to be a n00btuber like you, but then he #took #an #arrow #in #the #knee.[close]Most Fabulous
Winner: Nebbles!
Ghost Queen Nebbles is fantabulously fabulous, and you all can't say anything otherwise. What could be more fabulous than red hair, a Robin cosplay, and a boatload of Pokemon plushies and other assorted Nintendo-related merchandise? Nothing, that's what. Nebbles almost won a spot in the Hipster category, but the fabulous category suits her much better. Besides, have you seen the selfies that she posts? Fabulousss~
Runner-up: SFK!
Welp, I guess SFK is a fabulous hipster. He's also uber American and fun in bed, and I guess a lot of other things. He sure finds his way around. I wonder how many pieces of assorted Nintendo-related merchandise he has.
Honorable Mentions: Slow and Mashi!
I also award Slow the dropped "Most Likely To Be An Ice Fairy" award. Why? Because he's just that fabulous, that's why. Also, Mashi pretends a problem doesn't exist to solve it, and bends the laws of math and physics to his whim.[close]Best Host For Next Year's NSM Superlatives
Let me preface this by saying that I'm all in favor of any of the following three people hosting. They're all great and I feel like all of them could do a great job, significantly better than I did at least!
Winner: K-Night!
Please don't make every award a novel or we'll be here until 2016
Runner-up: Fierce Deity!
Please don't make every award a tl;dr or we'll be here until 2017
Honorable Mention: Zoroark!
Please don't make every award 1264 lines long or we'll be here until 1,264,523,903[close][close]
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: ZeldaFan on February 01, 2015, 11:00:12 AM
Post by: ZeldaFan on February 01, 2015, 11:00:12 AM
I could be "The Best Redhead" since I'm the only one
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: Xaoz on February 01, 2015, 11:11:52 AM
Post by: Xaoz on February 01, 2015, 11:11:52 AM
Quote from: ZeldaFan on February 01, 2015, 11:00:12 AMI could be "The Best Redhead" since I'm the only one
That would also make you the worst redhead. Just sayin'....
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: Bubbles on February 01, 2015, 11:12:52 AM
Post by: Bubbles on February 01, 2015, 11:12:52 AM
Quote from: ZeldaFan on February 01, 2015, 11:00:12 AMI could be "The Best Redhead" since I'm the only oneMy hairs red too! well more of an auburn but it counts
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: ZeldaFan on February 01, 2015, 11:17:41 AM
Post by: ZeldaFan on February 01, 2015, 11:17:41 AM
O rly? Hey I'm not alone! Is yours natural Bubbles?
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: Saria on February 01, 2015, 12:04:24 PM
Post by: Saria on February 01, 2015, 12:04:24 PM
Fierce Deity should be called the Master Debater
sorry just had to put that out there ek ek ek...
sorry just had to put that out there ek ek ek...
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: Bubbles on February 01, 2015, 12:13:38 PM
Post by: Bubbles on February 01, 2015, 12:13:38 PM
Quote from: ZeldaFan on February 01, 2015, 11:17:41 AMO rly? Hey I'm not alone! Is yours natural Bubbles?Yup. I don't think you can get my color hair from a bottle, or so I'm told
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: SlowPokemon on February 01, 2015, 12:14:46 PM
Post by: SlowPokemon on February 01, 2015, 12:14:46 PM
Quote from: Deku Trombonist on January 31, 2015, 03:53:32 PMIf any of the winners want one of these for their winning category, let me know and I'll add it for you.
I would like to be "Cruel Chinchilla" or "Cruel Composer" (whichever sounds better/worse) to celebrate my winning of "Cruelest." B)
Also great finale!! I don't know how I missed this three days ago.
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: mikey on February 01, 2015, 12:16:05 PM
Post by: mikey on February 01, 2015, 12:16:05 PM
Quote from: Bubbles on February 01, 2015, 12:13:38 PMYup. I don't think you can get my color hair from a bottle, or so I'm toldno pics no proof
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: Bubbles on February 01, 2015, 12:17:34 PM
Post by: Bubbles on February 01, 2015, 12:17:34 PM
i guess no proof then ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: ZeldaFan on February 01, 2015, 12:26:12 PM
Post by: ZeldaFan on February 01, 2015, 12:26:12 PM
Lol
Quote from: Bubbles on February 01, 2015, 12:13:38 PMYup. I don't think you can get my color hair from a bottle, or so I'm toldThat's what they say about my hair too :)
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: Bloop on February 01, 2015, 02:32:45 PM
Post by: Bloop on February 01, 2015, 02:32:45 PM
I have no awards to ask a title for D:
Unless I can get a title for "Mentioned a Few Times"
Unless I can get a title for "Mentioned a Few Times"
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: Sebastian on February 01, 2015, 02:35:48 PM
Post by: Sebastian on February 01, 2015, 02:35:48 PM
I want "Local Paper Mario Aficionado." :)
I only got Most Improved......bleck
I only got Most Improved......bleck
Title: Re: The Third Annual NSM Superlatives
Post by: mikey on February 01, 2015, 03:01:13 PM
Post by: mikey on February 01, 2015, 03:01:13 PM
Quote from: Bloop on February 01, 2015, 02:32:45 PMI have no awards to ask a title for D:I would take that title tbh
Unless I can get a title for "Mentioned a Few Times"