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Title: Comedy 101 - Dudeman is in this class and Nebbles smells like a forgotten sock.
Post by: MaestroUGC on February 26, 2015, 03:01:47 AM
Do you want to be funny?

Too bad. But I can make you less un-funny.

Sign up to learn about all the jokes. You will be quizzed. Class starts tomorrow whenever I feel like it.

1. Latios212
2. NocturneOfShadow is likely to fail this class. Sorry, just being honest.
3. braixen1264
3. braixen1264
3. braixen1264
3. braixen1264
3. braixen1264
4. Nebbles is a big poop butt
5. BlackDragonSlayer doesn't get anything said about him because I forget he exists most days.
6. yugi, because I'm not capitalizing his name.
7.
8.
9.
3. Maelstrom
3. mariolegofan

9.9.9.9.9.9.9.9.9.9.9.9.9.9.9.9. blueflower999999999
Title: Re: Comedy 101
Post by: Latios212 on February 26, 2015, 03:05:00 AM
Uh... why are there five 3s? Sounds interesting though...
Title: Re: Comedy 101
Post by: Maelstrom on February 26, 2015, 03:13:49 AM
I call the 3rd 3 slot.
Title: Re: Comedy 101
Post by: Nebbles on February 26, 2015, 03:19:42 AM
What no, I wanted the 3rd 3 slot >:(
Title: Re: Comedy 101
Post by: Sebastian on February 26, 2015, 03:29:51 AM
I'm in. 5th slot please :)
Title: Re: Comedy 101
Post by: braix on February 26, 2015, 03:33:17 AM
In.
Can I have the 1264th slot?
Title: Re: Comedy 101
Post by: Dudeman on February 26, 2015, 03:42:27 AM
All things considered, I'd better sign up. Stick me anywhere, preferably on the list.
Title: Re: Comedy 101 - Dudeman is in this class
Post by: mikey on February 26, 2015, 03:58:08 AM
What is going on
Title: Re: Comedy 101 - Dudeman is in this class
Post by: blueflower999 on February 26, 2015, 04:00:49 AM
I'll take the 9th slot.
Title: Re: Comedy 101 - Dudeman is in this class
Post by: Maelstrom on February 26, 2015, 04:14:23 AM
THAT IS NOT THE SLOT I ASKED FOR
Title: Re: Comedy 101 - Dudeman is in this class
Post by: mikey on February 26, 2015, 04:15:43 AM
Hmm.  I don't think I'd be able to learn anything with the caliber I'm at, but it wouldn't hurt to go over the basics again.  Count me in for slot 42.
Title: Re: Comedy 101 - Dudeman is in this class
Post by: BlackDragonSlayer on February 26, 2015, 04:45:40 AM
What is going on
Comedy. I think.
Title: Re: Comedy 101 - Dudeman is in this class
Post by: mikey on February 26, 2015, 04:49:00 AM
Maestro is jelly of my comedy
Title: Re: Comedy 101 - Dudeman is in this class
Post by: Dudeman on February 26, 2015, 04:54:05 AM
i admit that i laughed

the class must be working
Title: Re: Comedy 101 - Dudeman is in this class
Post by: Yugi on February 26, 2015, 05:16:14 AM
i'll sign up
Title: Re: Comedy 101 - Dudeman is in this class
Post by: mikey on February 26, 2015, 05:43:01 AM
Hey, you know what's funny?
Pratfalls.  Pratfalls are super funny.
Title: Re: Comedy 101 - Dudeman is in this class
Post by: braix on February 26, 2015, 05:46:04 AM
Hey, you know what's funny?
Pratfalls.  Pratfalls are super funny.
Yeah you failed
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Post by: AwesomeYears on February 26, 2015, 08:18:04 AM
In  :D
Title: Re: Comedy 101 - Dudeman is in this class
Post by: Jub3r7 on February 26, 2015, 08:45:10 AM
i shall observe and not participate in one of the remaining sluts.
Title: Re: Comedy 101 - Dudeman is in this class
Post by: MaestroUGC on February 27, 2015, 12:18:08 AM
Lesson 1

Class is cancelled, come back tomorrow.
Title: Re: Comedy 101 - Dudeman is in this class
Post by: Latios212 on February 27, 2015, 12:19:33 AM
Amazing... I'm glad I'm getting my money's worth!
Title: Re: Comedy 101 - Dudeman is in this class
Post by: King Sammer on February 27, 2015, 02:19:44 AM
Lesson 1

Class is cancelled, come back tomorrow.
No! Maestro... WHY!?
Title: Re: Comedy 101 - Dudeman is in this class
Post by: mikey on February 27, 2015, 05:47:45 AM
procrastination is funny
Title: Re: Comedy 101 - Dudeman is in this class
Post by: braix on February 27, 2015, 05:52:23 AM
Well "tomorrow" could mean "next year" and he did say "whenever I feel like it"
Title: Re: Comedy 101 - Dudeman is in this class
Post by: MaestroUGC on February 27, 2015, 07:02:15 AM
Lesson 1-A
Subverting Expectations

Comedy is preparing the audience for outcome A, but then delivering outcome B instead.

"I went to the doctor the other day because I had a sharp pain in my leg. The doctor had asked me 'What happened?' and I told him 'My wife stabbed me in the leg.'
'Why did she do that?'
'Well, she was in the kitchen preparing dinner, and I had asked her 'Are those chicken thighs you're making?' and then she stabbed me in the leg.'
'Ouch, that's rough, but why would she stab you for that?'
'Well, I tend to make fun of her cooking, and she was actually just making a smoothie.'
'One joke too many?'
'I guess, but she kept yelling at me until the ambulance drove me away.'
'About you making fun of her food?'
'No, about me cheating on her.'"

See in the above, horribly written example of a comedic story? I set you all up to expect some sort of food-related pun or punch-line to the stabbing, but I subverted your expectations by having the punch-line be about infidelity.

Don't cheat on your loved ones, or else you'll be stabbed in the leg.

Now can anyone tell me how I really taught you this lesson?
Title: Re: Comedy 101 - Dudeman is in this class
Post by: BlackDragonSlayer on February 27, 2015, 09:15:24 AM
Now can anyone tell me how I really taught you this lesson?
No, I don't think I can. But I can tell you that my wife is cheating on me, and so I stabbed her in the leg. am i doing this right
Title: Re: Comedy 101 - Dudeman is in this class
Post by: AwesomeYears on February 27, 2015, 09:26:34 AM
i
No, I don't think I can. But I can tell you that my wife is cheating on me, and so I stabbed her in the leg. am i doing this right
5 points to Gryffindor!
Title: Re: Comedy 101 - Dudeman is in this class
Post by: mikey on February 27, 2015, 02:15:43 PM
not sure if joke or excuse for procrastination
Title: Re: Comedy 101 - Dudeman is in this class
Post by: Sebastian on February 27, 2015, 03:37:53 PM
excuse for procrastination
Title: Re: Comedy 101 - Dudeman is in this class
Post by: Nebbles on February 27, 2015, 04:10:32 PM
Chicken thighs don't make good smoothies, and come with a side dish of knives.
Title: Re: Comedy 101 - Dudeman is in this class
Post by: braix on February 27, 2015, 04:45:36 PM
How you taught the lesson? With a horribly written example of a comedic story.
Title: Re: Comedy 101 - Dudeman is in this class
Post by: MaestroUGC on February 27, 2015, 05:22:55 PM
No, I taught you all the lesson by making a big deal about starting this class, having you all get excited and sign up, then cancelled the first lesson only to give it after you all felt you got let down.

I raised your expectations to learn something, then took that away from you.

This is going to be a long semester, I can tell.
Title: Re: Comedy 101 - Dudeman is in this class
Post by: Nebbles on February 27, 2015, 05:23:57 PM
Joke's on you, I was never excited in the first place.
Title: Re: Comedy 101 - Dudeman is in this class
Post by: MaestroUGC on February 27, 2015, 05:31:50 PM
Get out of my classroom.
Title: Re: Comedy 101 - Dudeman is in this class
Post by: Nebbles on February 27, 2015, 05:44:51 PM
You can't make me.
Title: Re: Comedy 101 - Dudeman is in this class
Post by: Sebastian on February 27, 2015, 05:46:48 PM
Tension between Maestro and Nebbles: 10/10
Title: Re: Comedy 101 - Dudeman is in this class
Post by: Yugi on February 28, 2015, 12:05:42 AM
i'm cheating on nebbles at the moment
Title: Re: Comedy 101 - Dudeman is in this class
Post by: Nebbles on February 28, 2015, 12:33:33 AM
HOW COULD YOU

WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THE KIDS
Title: Re: Comedy 101 - Dudeman is in this class
Post by: Sebastian on February 28, 2015, 12:40:17 AM
HOW COULD YOU

WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THE KIDS
:o
Title: Re: Comedy 101 - Dudeman is in this class
Post by: BlackDragonSlayer on February 28, 2015, 12:45:54 AM
HOW COULD YOU

WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THE KIDS
Sandwiches. :)
Title: Re: Comedy 101 - Dudeman is in this class
Post by: mikey on February 28, 2015, 03:46:27 AM
Sandwiches. :)
someone help me I'm laughing so hard I fell out of my chair and can't get up
Title: Re: Comedy 101 - Dudeman is in this class
Post by: Sebastian on February 28, 2015, 04:25:11 AM
someone help me I'm laughing so hard I fell out of my chair and can't get up
Same here! Lol
Title: Re: Comedy 101 - Dudeman is in this class
Post by: AwesomeYears on February 28, 2015, 04:26:52 AM
Hahaha, submit it on /r/jokes!

Upboats for days!
Title: Re: Comedy 101 - Dudeman is in this class
Post by: Latios212 on March 03, 2015, 08:29:58 PM
When's the next lesson
Title: Re: Comedy 101 - Dudeman is in this class
Post by: Nebbles on March 03, 2015, 08:36:06 PM
Tonight.
 - Maestro
Title: Re: Comedy 101 - Dudeman is in this class
Post by: MaestroUGC on March 04, 2015, 02:03:39 AM
Lesson 2
Sarcasm

You guys all suck at sarcasm, which is the greatest joke within itself. Or am I being sarcastic?

I am. It is not the greatest joke within itself, it's just sad.

Sarcasm is one form of the Art of Wordplay. However, it is an entirely verbal, not written art. Sarcasm is in the inflection of what you're saying, the actual words you use are ultimately meaningless in a purely written sense.

Sarcasm is the art of implying that you stand opposed to what you are saying. But it is so dependent on the actual speech pattern of the speaker that there is no way you can convey sarcasm with words alone. Sarcasm is a part of acting, and like acting you have to actually say them. No amount of smilies, italics, or bolding will ever convey sarcasm on a first reading. Ever.

Go ahead. Prove me wrong on this. I'm always right.
Title: Re: Comedy 101 - Dudeman is in this class
Post by: Nebbles on March 04, 2015, 02:20:10 AM
Sure you are.
Title: Re: Comedy 101 - Dudeman is in this class
Post by: mikey on March 04, 2015, 02:31:13 AM
reprot nebbles for tryhadring thnx
Title: Re: Comedy 101 - Dudeman is in this class and Nebbles smells like a forgotten sock.
Post by: MaestroUGC on March 04, 2015, 02:35:03 AM
I excused you once, Ms. Nebbles.

I will do it again.
Title: Re: Comedy 101 - Dudeman is in this class and Nebbles smells like a forgotten sock.
Post by: Nebbles on March 04, 2015, 02:35:27 AM
:'(
Title: Re: Comedy 101 - Dudeman is in this class and Nebbles smells like a forgotten sock.
Post by: mikey on March 04, 2015, 03:54:07 AM
Humor at the expense of another is generally the most likely to elicit laughs
doubly so if that person is well known and liked
Title: Re: Comedy 101 - Dudeman is in this class and Nebbles smells like a forgotten sock.
Post by: Yugi on March 04, 2015, 05:09:02 AM
You're so funny, Maestro.
Title: Re: Comedy 101 - Dudeman is in this class and Nebbles smells like a forgotten sock.
Post by: braix on March 04, 2015, 05:23:33 AM
Maestro isn't funny. He's hilariously unfunny.
Title: Re: Comedy 101 - Dudeman is in this class and Nebbles smells like a forgotten sock.
Post by: Latios212 on March 04, 2015, 05:24:48 AM


doubly so if that person is well known and liked


Just like Maestro! :)
Title: Re: Comedy 101 - Dudeman is in this class and Nebbles smells like a forgotten sock.
Post by: Sebastian on March 04, 2015, 05:25:53 AM
I like Maestro! (I'm not being sarcastic).
Title: Re: Comedy 101 - Dudeman is in this class and Nebbles smells like a forgotten sock.
Post by: Nebbles on March 04, 2015, 05:26:13 AM
What? Please. I'm more well liked than him.
Title: Re: Comedy 101 - Dudeman is in this class and Nebbles smells like a forgotten sock.
Post by: Sebastian on March 04, 2015, 05:27:11 AM
^
I like you more :)
Title: Re: Comedy 101 - Dudeman is in this class and Nebbles smells like a forgotten sock.
Post by: Yugi on March 04, 2015, 05:30:38 AM
was that sarcasm
Title: Re: Comedy 101 - Dudeman is in this class and Nebbles smells like a forgotten sock.
Post by: Sebastian on March 04, 2015, 05:31:55 AM
Nope. As I said before (to lazy to qoute) If I'm being sarcastic I put a rolling eyes face.
Title: Re: Comedy 101 - Dudeman is in this class and Nebbles smells like a forgotten sock.
Post by: Yugi on March 04, 2015, 05:36:32 AM
Oh, so
^
You are a big dumb girl face.

This isn't sarcasm?
Title: Re: Comedy 101 - Dudeman is in this class and Nebbles smells like a forgotten sock.
Post by: Sebastian on March 04, 2015, 05:37:40 AM
Nope, cause I never said that.
Title: Re: Comedy 101 - Dudeman is in this class and Nebbles smells like a forgotten sock.
Post by: Sebastian on March 04, 2015, 05:38:15 AM
Maestro edited that.
Title: Re: Comedy 101 - Dudeman is in this class and Nebbles smells like a forgotten sock.
Post by: Nebbles on March 04, 2015, 05:39:07 AM
Well, I am a girl face.
Title: Re: Comedy 101 - Dudeman is in this class and Nebbles smells like a forgotten sock.
Post by: Yugi on March 04, 2015, 05:39:28 AM
God, you shouldn't make all your posts sarcastic, mlf. Soon nobody will believe anything you say.
Title: Re: Comedy 101 - Dudeman is in this class and Nebbles smells like a forgotten sock.
Post by: mikey on March 04, 2015, 05:40:34 AM
I just love using sarcasm over the internet.
Title: Re: Comedy 101 - Dudeman is in this class and Nebbles smells like a forgotten sock.
Post by: Maelstrom on March 04, 2015, 05:41:40 AM
I don't even know what to say.....
Title: Re: Comedy 101 - Dudeman is in this class and Nebbles smells like a forgotten sock.
Post by: Sebastian on March 04, 2015, 05:41:49 AM
Mods shouldn't be allowed to change people's posts to make them mean like that. I reported him.
Title: Re: Comedy 101 - Dudeman is in this class and Nebbles smells like a forgotten sock.
Post by: MaestroUGC on March 04, 2015, 05:42:39 AM
Oh relax, it's all in jest. This is a comedy thread, after all.
Title: Re: Comedy 101 - Dudeman is in this class and Nebbles smells like a forgotten sock.
Post by: Sebastian on March 04, 2015, 05:44:35 AM
Well, it's not funny. Especially when it's my feelings/reputation on the line.
Title: Re: Comedy 101 - Dudeman is in this class and Nebbles smells like a forgotten sock.
Post by: MaestroUGC on March 04, 2015, 05:45:24 AM
You know you can just edit it back, right?
Title: Re: Comedy 101 - Dudeman is in this class and Nebbles smells like a forgotten sock.
Post by: Sebastian on March 04, 2015, 05:47:03 AM
Yeah, I did. That isn't the problem. The problem is that a Mod is trying to cause trouble by editing people's posts to make them mean.
Title: Re: Comedy 101 - Dudeman is in this class and Nebbles smells like a forgotten sock.
Post by: Nebbles on March 04, 2015, 05:50:31 AM
There's no ill intent here, he was joking. Calm down.

And I have forgotten how to ride a bike.
Title: Re: Comedy 101 - Dudeman is in this class and Nebbles smells like a forgotten sock.
Post by: MaestroUGC on March 04, 2015, 05:50:51 AM
Alright, I'll stop editing people's posts.

Except for Nebbles for being a constant disruption.
Title: Re: Comedy 101 - Dudeman is in this class and Nebbles smells like a forgotten sock.
Post by: Sebastian on March 04, 2015, 05:54:23 AM
I was never mad or am mad.
Man, everyone thinks I'm mad if I don't use smiley faces.


Seriously though, Nebbles is nice. :)
Title: Re: Comedy 101 - Dudeman is in this class and Nebbles smells like a forgotten sock.
Post by: Nebbles on March 04, 2015, 05:54:40 AM
Oh, okay. This is the last time I try and shape up this thread. :(
Title: Re: Comedy 101 - Dudeman is in this class and Nebbles smells like a forgotten sock.
Post by: MaestroUGC on March 04, 2015, 05:56:00 AM
I was never mad or am mad.
Man, everyone thinks I'm mad if I don't use smiley faces.
Sure you aren't, since you actually reported it.

And see the previous lesson regarding your use of smilies.
Title: Re: Comedy 101 - Dudeman is in this class and Nebbles smells like a forgotten sock.
Post by: Dudeman on March 04, 2015, 06:13:41 AM
You are a lecherous individual who deserves to burn in the fires of Purgatory for most of eternity.
:) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)
Title: Re: Comedy 101 - Dudeman is in this class and Nebbles smells like a forgotten sock.
Post by: MaestroUGC on March 04, 2015, 06:14:26 AM
You are going to be my star pupil.
Title: Re: Comedy 101 - Dudeman is in this class and Nebbles smells like a forgotten sock.
Post by: Yugi on March 04, 2015, 06:14:46 AM
Goddammit Dudeman, you're supposed to be sarcastic!
Title: Re: Comedy 101 - Dudeman is in this class and Nebbles smells like a forgotten sock.
Post by: Dudeman on March 04, 2015, 06:15:23 AM
I can feel the appreciation rolling off of your honeyed words of love.
Title: Re: Comedy 101 - Dudeman is in this class and Nebbles smells like a forgotten sock.
Post by: braix on March 04, 2015, 06:18:39 AM
I just realized that on the first post my name is on there 5 times...why
Title: Re: Comedy 101 - Dudeman is in this class and Nebbles smells like a forgotten sock.
Post by: Dudeman on March 04, 2015, 06:19:42 AM
There wasn't enough ink for 6.
Title: Re: Comedy 101 - Dudeman is in this class and Nebbles smells like a forgotten sock.
Post by: Nebbles on March 04, 2015, 06:19:55 AM
You are a lecherous individual who deserves to burn in the fires of Purgatory for most of eternity.
:) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)

Aw, what a sweetie!
Title: Re: Comedy 101 - Dudeman is in this class and Nebbles smells like a forgotten sock.
Post by: braix on March 04, 2015, 06:21:25 AM
There wasn't enough ink for 6.
you win
Title: Re: Comedy 101 - Dudeman is in this class and Nebbles smells like a forgotten sock.
Post by: Dudeman on March 04, 2015, 06:24:59 AM
Aw, what a sweetie!
I also produce Shakespearean death threats by commission. $6 per sonnet, $30 per 1-act play, $100 per full-length play. Another $30 if you want a dramatic reading on-site at your location of choice.
Title: Re: Comedy 101 - Dudeman is in this class and Nebbles smells like a forgotten sock.
Post by: MaestroUGC on March 04, 2015, 06:26:51 AM
Man those are cheap, you must be terrible.
Title: Re: Comedy 101 - Dudeman is in this class and Nebbles smells like a forgotten sock.
Post by: Dudeman on March 04, 2015, 06:28:06 AM
Why else would I have signed up for this class? The groundlings get restless every time.
Title: Re: Comedy 101 - Dudeman is in this class and Nebbles smells like a forgotten sock.
Post by: mikey on March 04, 2015, 06:41:57 AM

I wish I could find better quality