Ever wanted to just store away quotes that you like somewhere for future use? I think it would be nice to just put them all in one place, so everyone feel free to post their favorite quotes here :D
Quote counter: 515 (https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1Ge6C7DGn769QrhvnVIY4jy9qIRGShyFE9j_Q3fhQdfg/edit?usp=sharing)
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honestly right now besides the one in my signature my favorite quote on this entire website is:
Quote from: wolf's signatureAin't no party like a kitchen party cause the chicken gravy took a nice-lil dumpy and the party-poopy had the humpty dumpty................
I figure I'll have a use for this eventually
Quote from: SlowPokemon on August 22, 2015, 11:45:49 AMoh the irony
I can't find the "this isn't ninmidimusic" quote by Olimar XD
Thanks!
context
Latios212: I love you so much for doing this
TheMarioPianst: (No homo).
Latios212: Only sapiens
TheMarioPianst: Gotcha.
Latios212: You know what's coming
(http://b.thumbs.redditmedia.com/Su_cjFyCmzYzsLHaROWHwWPYzyhpuB2-3CauRptTQZc.jpg)
TheMarioPianist: If only that were an ape
I could say no sapiens, only homo.
Quote from: TheMarioPianistI could say no sapiens, only homo.
I guess someone should save this:
Quote from: SuperFireKirby on April 08, 2014, 03:03:23 PMgo punch each other with toasters or something
^thatd a good one xD
I just legit thought about that for the first time and just wtf SFK that would hurt so bad
Quote from: Waddle Brocogito ergo sum guarantees my existence thoplease do share how have you been able to define the amount of faith it takes to believe in anything, do you measure it with teaspoons or like with a ruler?
I laughed.
Quote from: InsigTurtle on August 17, 2015, 05:13:28 PMI just hear the note and think "shit dawg dat be a F#/Gb".
All time favourite quote.
Quote from: Olimar12345 on August 23, 2015, 08:11:58 PMRead the op and thread.
This may be super useful in the future.
Unfortunately, I think I agree.
I don't think it would be useful. People don't usually ask without reading the thread.
Quote from: Olimar12345 on August 23, 2015, 08:25:43 PMYou sure do quite often.
I read the thread, okay? I just can't seem to find info on release date...
You're not reading it hard enough.
Posting for quite-worthiness:
Quote from: Dude on August 23, 2015, 08:31:23 PMYou're not reading it hard enough.
Quote from: Jub3r7 on August 23, 2015, 11:59:40 PMOne fun thing to do is get so into "casual" games so that any of your friends who play it "casually" are casually obliterated, forever.
Quote from: blueflower999 on August 24, 2015, 11:17:52 AMThis is the silliest exchange I've seen on this site in a while.
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XD
Cracks me up.
Quote from: blueflower999 on Today at 01:07:46 AM
QuoteTrains is the girl y'all want to be.
Quote from: Yugi on August 24, 2015, 06:20:23 PMno the oldest game is minecraft and five nights at freddys notch and scott cawthorn teamed up and created both in the 1700s
Dangit! You beat me to posting that one!
Quote from: ThatGamer
QuoteDangit! You beat me to posting that one!
:)
:D Haha, there's a good quote! ;)
;)
Quote from: Dudeman on August 24, 2015, 07:59:25 PMBraixen's been Korean for more than a few years now
Quote from: MaestroUGC on August 24, 2015, 08:30:29 PMBraixen also holds the world record for turned heads in South Vietnam.
You vixen.
Quote from: MaestroUGC on August 19, 2015, 12:22:27 PMBraixen is a wonderful [insert gender] with beautiful [corresponding gender trait] and is just the darlingest at [stereotypical activity typically associated with said gender] you ever saw.
maestro ily u so funy
http://forum.ninsheetmusic.org/index.php?topic=6599.0
Oh god no
Not my thread from the dark ages... :-[
> Implying that your dark ages are over
Quote from: Olimar12345 on December 18, 2014, 06:56:44 PMPikmin 3 isn't an option. That's the fuqing reason I bought the damn thing. I think a ban is in order.
hoho
Quote from: Olimar12345 on August 25, 2015, 06:38:09 PMTruth
Just to let you know, a while after that I got Pikmin 3.
It sucked It was a great game and I still play it to this day. :)
well you also didn't like loz:mm, so if you didn't like pikmin 3 then that's probably considered a complement.
i don't like zelda either
Quote from: Olimar12345 on August 25, 2015, 07:32:35 PMwell you also didn't like loz:mm, so if you didn't like pikmin 3 then that's probably considered a complement.
I actually got Pikmin 3 free with MK8 (thanks club nintendo) and I loved it. Even bought the dlc.
Quote from: SlowPokemon on August 25, 2015, 07:33:05 PMi don't like zelda either
I actually do love Zelda but it's way too annoying and I suck at puzzles and I don't seem to understand it...
Quote from: SlowPokemon on August 25, 2015, 07:33:05 PMi don't like zelda either
we have no chance of being friends now
in fact liking Zelda is the main quality I look for in friends and acquaintances
She said pokemon is stupid but its literally in my username LOL
Quote from: braixen1264 on August 25, 2015, 08:24:15 PMShe said pokemon is stupid but its literally in my username LOL
Lol sorry Braix. It just sucks so much imo.
Quote from: NocturneOfShadow on August 25, 2015, 08:21:35 PMwe have no chance of being friends now
in fact liking Zelda is the main quality I look for in friends and acquaintances
Hahaha
Quote from: braixen1264 on August 25, 2015, 08:24:15 PMShe said pokemon is stupid but its literally in my username LOL
I too understand
http://forum.ninsheetmusic.org/index.php?topic=6.msg25178#msg25178
These were the good old days.
That's greatly disturbing, if I do say so myself...
So are you but you don't see me pointing it out with an unnecessary post.
http://forum.ninsheetmusic.org/index.php?topic=6.msg45112#msg45112
I COMPLETELY FORGOT ABOUT THIS OMFG.
Quote from: Dude on August 26, 2015, 04:57:56 PMSo are you but you don't see me pointing it out with an unnecessary post.
Quote from: Dude on August 26, 2015, 01:57:16 PMOk, I'm going to say something and it's probably going to piss some people off, but idgaf
I don't like how everyone is playing along with TG about her gender. I mean I was OK when her avatar was just chicken fries but now with it being Miku and text like "Omg I'm so pretty #DirtySlut" or some shit it kinda pisses me off.
Plus she mentions wanting a girlfriend multiple times. That was a joke.
So please, stop it with the female pronouns guys.
Yeah, about that, what were you saying, Dude?
What you're doing isn't disturbing, it's just stupid attention whoring so yeah.
Anyyyyway I'd appreciate it if you'd stop replying to my posts now because I literally hate your guts.
Quote from: Dude on August 26, 2015, 05:17:43 PMWhat you're doing isn't disturbing, it's just stupid attention whoring so yeah.
Anyyyyway I'd appreciate it if you'd stop replying to my posts now because I literally hate your guts.
Not attention whoring! I couldn't give two shits about attention. Maybe it's better we part for a while, I guess.
Quote from: JDMEK5 on August 26, 2015, 01:40:43 PM(http://i1147.photobucket.com/albums/o555/JDMEK5/Capture_2.png)
Quote from: InsigTurtle on August 26, 2015, 08:08:29 PMall that sadomasochism talk is making me confused
not sexually
Quote from: SlowPokemon on September 01, 2015, 09:44:44 PMAn overwhelming feeling that jesus did not die on the cross for this show to be created.
I just found this excellent quote by accident:
Quote from: Shadoninja on March 02, 2011, 04:44:59 PMguys are the black people in movies of NSM.
Quote from: Dude on September 02, 2015, 10:45:51 PMDude - Wednesday 7:57 PM
> I drew all the vocaloids from memory and I suck at drawing
Dude - Wednesday 7:57 PM
> i kinda want to post the forum post here but
Dude - Wednesday 7:57 PM
> it's not (place)
Dude - Wednesday 7:58 PM
> so
Dude - Wednesday 7:58 PM
> i guess i can post it there
Dude - Wednesday 8:10 PM
> eeh fuck it
Dude - Wednesday 8:10 PM
> http://forum.ninsheetmusic.org/index.php?topic=7487.msg307635#msg307635
Dude - Wednesday 8:10 PM
> everyone there sucks ass except mashi
Dude - Wednesday 8:10 PM
> he's awsm
It's sad that I have to say this to people from another forum but you literally all have shitty attitudes. Considering I even said this before you guys started shitting on me because I knew you fuckers would do that, I just... I can't even...
posting this here because truth
New favorite quote which needs to be here :P
Quote from: shadowkirby on September 02, 2015, 10:40:37 PMIt starts with one major new rule:
DON'T BE A DICKBUTT.
OR YOU'LL GET BANNED.
Quote from: InsigTurtle on September 04, 2015, 07:56:34 PMnya~ kawaii desu japan is best country japanese food is best food tomorrow i'm moving to tokyo wearing my kimono and i'm buying a katana and i'm going to pray at shinto temples with very cute miko arigato gozaimasu ohayou sayonara sushi teriyaki miso soup tempura anime not cartoons manga not comics japanese culture is the best!
Quote from: Altissimo on September 11, 2015, 02:59:19 PMworking with finale notepad is like trying to peel a potato with a fish
Quote from: ZeldaFan on September 17, 2015, 01:10:57 PMI did drop it once but it works fine.
Warning: This does not apply to babies.
I got a quote in the hall <3
Yes, it sure does... :(
Quote from: MaestroUGC on September 23, 2015, 05:28:53 PMtrying to collaborate with a singer for anything is like trying to get a gopher to do the Macarena.
Quote from: SlowPokemon on September 25, 2015, 09:28:38 AMCan confirm that I'm actually an immaculately sculpted block of cheese
Quote from: Dude on October 01, 2015, 11:01:43 PMI'm confused about the second amendment.
It says "the right to bare arms" so does that mean just firearms or weapons in general?
Quote from: SlowPokemon on October 02, 2015, 06:49:22 AMI thought it meant wearing tank tops
Quote from: Everyone everIs this a story you are writing
Quote from: Jub3r7 on October 13, 2015, 01:28:46 PMah, makes sense. thanks for the clarification. I'm not up to date with NSM's current dick jokes
Quote from: Clanker37 on October 17, 2015, 07:29:18 AMI...I don't know what to say...The evidence is clear
If I am not Australian I must be...Oh god no...
American
or worse
British
or worse still
British-American
At least this explains my internal conflicting desire to both drink tea and throw it in the ocean.
I don't even remember the context for that oop
They should teach that in schools .-.
Quote from: Zintendothis forum is a sack of nuts
[citation needed]
Quote from: Abraham LincolnQuotes without citations are completely accurate and make the poster seem rly smart and coll.
Do I add that in the quote count in the OP or no .-.
Quote from: Latios212 (On Skype)I'm glad I get to nail something every day.
I just love taking things out of context.
Don't we all
Quote from: shadowkirby on November 10, 2015, 10:58:36 AMOn a separate note, adulthood is fun because I can buy video games.
Adulthood is not fun because I do not have time to play said games.
Quote from: Altissimo on November 10, 2015, 12:32:59 PMand then they just announce they're releasing ice climbers on virtual console
idk if they already did it or not but w/e that's what they're announcing
Putting my old sig here in case I want to change it back someday
Quote from: videogamedunkeyYou are a fucking worthless braindead scumfuck bastard pile of trash mental dickface that should be gunned down in the street like the degenerate you are.
<3 I have another quote in here
That was a quote from the NSM announcements ;/
Really? I never saw it. And I heard that two summers ago, before I joined NSM..
dyslexics of the world, untie!
I heard it as bad spellers.
Speaking of terrible jokes, this dyslexic guy walks into a bra..
Don't worry, she's probably at a better place now.
Quote from: NocturneOfShadow on November 25, 2015, 10:17:37 PMwhat the heck stop updating so fast what is this a well regulated and maintained website
Quote from: braixen1264 on November 27, 2015, 07:35:56 PMI'm not surprised that you're incapable of managing a simple internet search, which even my grandmother can do.
1 million thousand respect points
My grandmother can't
^at least your great grandfather can
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Quote from: Yugi on November 30, 2015, 09:40:50 PMnow that nsm's over 10 years old its starting to enter its angsty teenager years
If NSM is a boy can I be the testosterone?
We can share.
Oh boy
thank u
story of my life
Quote from: shadowkirby on December 11, 2015, 09:59:50 AMI can confirm that this topic is a nonsensical waste of space.
Quote from: Dudeman on December 16, 2015, 09:09:49 PMThank you for your completely necessary and informative post. It was well-received by the general populace and shall be recorded for future generations to learn from.
Next year in the superlatives we should have a "most quotable" award
Lol we probably already had one that was removed for the possibility of hurting someone's feelings.
what no I suggested that and it's a thing now :P
I'm pretty sure I'm the most quotable based off of peoples' signatures
Well, seeing as (what I believe to be) my quote is in Noc's sig... 8)
Quote from: Pianist Da Sootopolis on December 17, 2015, 06:49:44 PMWell, seeing as (what I believe to be) my quote is in Noc's sig... 8)
don't kid yourself
Dream crusher.
Spoiler
Quote from: Davey on August 14, 2008, 07:14:08 PMGood way to think about what Christianity is:
This morning there was a knock at my door. When I answered the door I found a well groomed, nicely dressed couple. The man spoke first:
John: "Hi! I'm John, and this is Mary."
Mary: "Hi! We're here to invite you to come kiss Hank's ass with us."
Me: "Pardon me?! What are you talking about? Who's Hank, and why would I want to kiss His ass?"
John: "If you kiss Hank's ass, He'll give you a million dollars; and if you don't, He'll kick the shit out of you."
Me: "What? Is this some sort of bizarre mob shake-down?"
John: "Hank is a billionaire philanthropist. Hank built this town. Hank owns this town. He can do whatever he wants, and what He wants is to give you a million dollars, but He can't until you kiss his ass."
Me: "That doesn't make any sense. Why..."
Mary: "Who are you to question Hank's gift? Don't you want a million dollars? Isn't it worth a little kiss on the ass?"
Me: "Well maybe, if it's legit, but..."
John: "Then come kiss Hank's ass with us."
Me: "Do you kiss Hank's ass often?"
Mary: "Oh yes, all the time..."
Me: "And has He given you a million dollars?"
John: "Well no, you don't actually get the money until you leave town."
Me: "So why don't you just leave town now?"
Mary: "You can't leave until Hank tells you to, or you don't get the money, and He kicks the shit out of you."
Me: "Do you know anyone who kissed Hank's ass, left town, and got the million dollars?"
John: "My mother kissed Hank's ass for years. She left town last year, and I'm sure she got the money."
Me: "Haven't you talked to her since then?"
John: "Of course not, Hank doesn't allow it."
Me: "So what makes you think He'll actually give you the money if you've never talked to anyone who got the money?"
Mary: "Well, he gives you a little bit before you leave. Maybe you'll get a raise, maybe you'll win a small lotto, maybe you'll just find a twenty dollar bill on the street."
Me: "What's that got to do with Hank?"
John: "Hank has certain 'connections.'"
Me: "I'm sorry, but this sounds like some sort of bizarre con game."
John: "But it's a million dollars, can you really take the chance? And remember, if you don't kiss Hank's ass He'll kick the shit out of you."
Me: "Maybe if I could see Hank, talk to Him, get the details straight from him..."
Mary: "No one sees Hank, no one talks to Hank."
Me: "Then how do you kiss His ass?"
John: "Sometimes we just blow Him a kiss, and think of His ass. Other times we kiss Karl's ass, and he passes it on."
Me: "Who's Karl?"
Mary: "A friend of ours. He's the one who taught us all about kissing Hank's ass. All we had to do was take him out to dinner a few times."
Me: "And you just took his word for it when he said there was a Hank, that Hank wanted you to kiss His ass, and that Hank would reward you?"
John: "Oh no! Karl has a letter he got from Hank years ago explaining the whole thing. Here's a copy; see for yourself."
--=From the desk of Karl=--
1. Kiss Hank's ass and He'll give you a million dollars when you leave town.
2. Drink only in moderation.
3. Kick the shit out of people who aren't like you.
4. Eat right.
5. Hank dictated this list Himself.
6. The moon is made of green cheese.
7. Everything Hank says is right.
8. Wash your hands after going to the bathroom.
9. Don't use alcohol.
10. Eat your wieners on buns, no condiments.
11. Kiss Hank's ass or He'll kick the shit out of you.
--==--
Me: "This appears to be written on Karl's letterhead."
Mary: "Hank didn't have any paper."
Me: "I have a hunch that if we checked we'd find this is Karl's handwriting."
John: "Of course, Hank dictated it."
Me: "I thought you said no one gets to see Hank?"
Mary: "Not now, but years ago He would talk to some people."
Me: "I thought you said He was a philanthropist. What sort of philanthropist kicks the shit out of people just because they're different?"
Mary: "It's what Hank wants, and Hank's always right."
Me: "How do you figure that?"
Mary: "Item 7 says 'Everything Hank says is right.' That's good enough for me!"
Me: "Maybe your friend Karl just made the whole thing up."
John: "No way! Item 5 says 'Hank dictated this list himself.' Besides, item 2 says 'Use alcohol in moderation,' Item 4 says 'Eat right,' and item 8 says 'Wash your hands after going to the bathroom.' Everyone knows those things are right, so the rest must be true, too."
Me: "But 9 says 'Don't use alcohol.' Which doesn't quite go with item 2, and 6 says 'The moon is made of green cheese,' which is just plain wrong."
John: "There's no contradiction between 9 and 2, 9 just clarifies 2. As far as 6 goes, you've never been to the moon, so you can't say for sure."
Me: "Scientists have pretty firmly established that the moon is made of rock..."
Mary: "But they don't know if the rock came from the Earth, or from out of space, so it could just as easily be green cheese."
Me: "I'm not really an expert, but I think the theory that the Moon was somehow 'captured' by the Earth has been discounted Besides, not knowing where the rock came from doesn't make it cheese."
John: "Aha! You just admitted that scientists make mistakes, but we know Hank is always right!"
Me: "We do?"
Mary: "Of course we do, Item 5 says so."
Me: "You're saying Hank's always right because the list says so, the list is right because Hank dictated it, and we know that Hank dictated it because the list says so. That's circular logic, no different than saying 'Hank's right because He says He's right.'"
John: "Now you're getting it! It's so rewarding to see someone come around to Hank's way of thinking."
Me: "But...oh, never mind. What's the deal with wieners?"
Mary: She blushes.
John: "Wieners, in buns, no condiments. It's Hank's way. Anything else is wrong."
Me: "What if I don't have a bun?"
John: "No bun, no wiener. A wiener without a bun is wrong."
Me: "No relish? No Mustard?"
Mary: She looks positively stricken.
John: He's shouting. "There's no need for such language! Condiments of any kind are wrong!"
Me: "So a big pile of sauerkraut with some wieners chopped up in it would be out of the question?"
Mary: Sticks her fingers in her ears." I am not listening to this. La la la, la la, la la la."
John: "That's disgusting. Only some sort of evil deviant would eat that..."
Me: "It's good! I eat it all the time."
Mary: She faints.
John: He catches Mary. "Well, if I'd known you where one of those I wouldn't have wasted my time. When Hank kicks the shit out of you I'll be there, counting my money and laughing. I'll kiss Hank's ass for you, you bunless cut-wienered kraut-eater."
With this, John dragged Mary to their waiting car, and sped off.
Reduced size. O_o
Quote from: BrainyLucario on December 23, 2015, 12:36:13 PMMy piano is so cool, It can play itself and do the worm at the same time!
Quote from: Olimar12345 on February 17, 2013, 10:11:52 PMA hearty fuck you to professor Layton and the curious buttsex
EDIT: My avatar seems to be pretty happy about curious buttsex
that title was a reference to another joke of that time.
Quote from: braixen1264 on January 01, 2016, 01:07:20 PMa) Steak
b) Steak
c) Meh, it's all the same. As long as there's steak.
Quote from: E. Gadd Industries on November 25, 2015, 03:58:27 PMI nearly had a heart attack when that d-box appeared on my screen
Quote from: Pianist Da Sootopolis on January 01, 2016, 06:59:27 PMYou've embodied your signature of "always enduring" quite well, BrainyLucario. Arrangement after arrangement seems to keep popping out of your profile!
*laughs maniacally as I prove the game to be impossible*
I'm flattered!
Edit: i can't believe I forgot the bracket!
The bracket you forgot was also flattered; or rather, "flattened".
;)
[10:49 PM] olimar12345: tinychat is filled with wonder and magic tho
olimar12345: skype feels like a never ending hangover of chat vomiting
Quote from: NocturneOfShadow on January 02, 2016, 08:25:51 PMI agree that these forums aren't always friendly but NSM means so much to so many people (including me)
I agree; I kinda view NSM as my second family, even though over half of you barely know OF me...
Edit: I can't believe I have 2 quotes IN DA HALL!!! :D:D:D
Double post:
Quote from: Olimar12345 on January 02, 2016, 06:34:09 AM(http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/183/050/tumblr_lmpdixbFDm1qdt7kvo1_500.png)
Quote from: NocturneOfShadow on January 03, 2016, 09:06:29 PMno fair she's a redhead *dashes off*
[8:36:47 PM] iategreaterbraix: Yeah I went from tired guy to pretty girl
Quote from: Dude on November 29, 2014, 10:45:24 AMQuote from: NocturneOfShadow on November 28, 2014, 07:40:56 PMYour rep isn't bad but it's not as good as mine or SFK's. Work on it a little more :P
wow i didn't know sfk went to the bottom tier
omg i forgot about this
Quote from: Dude on January 04, 2016, 09:10:45 PMwow i didn't know sfk went to the bottom tier
omg i forgot about this
well wouldn't you say my reputation precedes me?
you're still like D tier tho
I never said I had a POSITIVE reputation
with that attitude you might just bump up to a D+ ;)
D's get degrees yo
D's are a failing grade, so they don't...
Quote from: Pianist Da Sootopolis on January 04, 2016, 09:23:49 PMD's are a failing grade, so they don't...
Not everywhere. Most colleges accept a D as passing unless it's a class in your major, in which Cs are usually required.
what happened to the quotes
I'd just like to mention that this thread surpassed 100 quotes. When I started this thread, I actually never thought you people would use it.
it was the thread we needed, but not the one we deserved
My music history prof pulled a good one yesterday:
"Going to Wikipedia for sources is like shopping at Wal-Mart."
Quote from: JDMEK5 on January 07, 2016, 10:38:36 AM"Going to Wikipedia for sources is like shopping at Wal-Mart."
you'll look like an idiot but you know you'll get what you want?
Quote from: NocturneOfShadow on January 07, 2016, 11:27:36 AMyou'll look like an idiot but you know you'll get what you want?
So, Noc in TWG
(http://www.kappit.com/img/pics/201411_2000_ibgei_sm.jpg)
Quote from: NocturneOfShadow on January 07, 2016, 11:27:36 AMyou'll look like an idiot but you know you'll get what you want?
More like you're being lazy and getting what you need from a place that's too easy when the product isn't as guaranteed as a specialist store for example.
Quote from: KefkaticFanatic on February 11, 2015, 07:45:01 PMthat aint right
burn the witch!
This could be useful at some point! XD
Life is too uncertain to have regrets.
-Son Goku
That's not how this topic works :^)
Quote from: E. Gadd Industries on January 09, 2016, 09:32:30 AMThis could be useful at some point! XD
lol that happened while I was banned I think
Quote from: AwesomeYears on January 10, 2016, 02:00:44 AMThat's not how this topic works :^)
this. Quotes from actual people please.
Quote from: NocturneOfShadow on January 06, 2016, 07:03:32 PMbrainy doing #justbrainythings
Can always count on Noc to give me the best quotes.
Quote from: shadowkirby on December 11, 2015, 09:59:50 AMI can confirm that this topic is a nonsensical waste of space.
Dudeman posted that on Dec 11 2015 so not adding it to the count ;)
i'm just putting it here so i can use it later which was the original purpose of this topic
Yeah, but Dudeman already posted it here for you to use, too.
Quote from: E. Gadd Industries on January 11, 2016, 12:43:32 PMI decided to go officially corporal. At least, that's how I'm pretty sure it went down. I was half-asleep when I joined.
I'll probably find a way to use this against him, hehehe
What Olimar said
Quote from: BrainyLucario on January 11, 2016, 01:34:49 PMI'll probably find a way to use this against him, hehehe
Keep in mind that I know who you like.
I apologize. I didn't realize Dudeman already did that. I was skimming through and didn't see it.
Quote from: BoywithoutaFairy on January 11, 2016, 03:57:18 PMI was skimming through and didn't see it.
Brilliant TWG excuse!
Quote from: BoywithoutaFairy on January 11, 2016, 03:57:18 PMI apologize. I didn't realize Dudeman already did that. I was skimming through and didn't see it.
Doesn't really matter, you can still post quotes someone posted before. I just won't add it to the count, that's all
Quote from: E. Gadd Industries on January 11, 2016, 03:43:25 PMKeep in mind that I know who you like.
Shhhhh.....Let's not get out of hand here. We're all friends here...You wouldn't.....(I hope)
Also saving this quote
Self-quoting into the hall? For shame.
Quote from: Dudeman on July 14, 2011, 10:14:27 AMI need time and inspiration...
Anyone selling time and/or inspiration?
Quote from: NocturneOfShadow on January 13, 2016, 02:14:17 PMYou probably shouldn't listen to me unless you want to be as good as me
for the record that statement is meant as irony
Quote from: braixen1264 on December 03, 2015, 03:52:29 PMDudeman's facial hair is number 1 in my book
Changing out my signature so I'm putting this here for safe-keeping.
Quote from: Dude on November 29, 2014, 10:45:24 AMQuote from: NocturneOfShadow on November 28, 2014, 07:40:56 PMYour rep isn't bad but it's not as good as mine or SFK's. Work on it a little more :P
wow i didn't know sfk went to the bottom tier
I forgot about this.
Sorry, my sass is too good to not quote.
Quote from: NocturneOfShadow on January 15, 2016, 01:29:49 PM"I am an immigrant, I came to take your job, but you don't have one"
Quote from: InsigTurtle on August 11, 2015, 07:25:03 PMi feel that there is some profound, intellectual, and philosophical statement buried deep beneath those miniscule pixels
or i might just be high
Quote from: Yug_Guy on January 18, 2016, 05:37:00 PMGuys, I think Yellow reproduces via mitosis. Green and Magenta are his new daughters.
My mind is blown right now...
Quote from: NocturneOfShadow on January 19, 2016, 06:30:54 PMwell then if you don't assault your friends on a daily basis you don't have friends
Quote from: Bespinben on January 21, 2016, 03:15:28 PMWas it a SHINY NICKEL!?
(https://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_llxiyxBILr1qe3twro1_500.gif)
Quote from: Yug_Guy on January 21, 2016, 08:24:51 PMOf course not. Only a true American can understand the sheer awesomeness of the imperial system. If I had to attempt to explain it to one of you poor non-Americans, I'd describe it like this:
Our system of measurement is not based on any arbitrary unit such as... meters... *shudders*, but rather, it is based on units of pure, unadulterated FREEDOM!
Units of length such as feet and miles? Based on the great lengths Americans took to move from the Atlantic all the way to the Pacific! Units of volume such as cups and fluid ounces? Based around fitting the most amount of Coca-Cola brand soda from the McDonalds drive-thru on your way to celebrate the 4th of July!
My point is this: YOU CAN'T COMPREHEND THE AMOUNT OF FREEDOM AND DEMOCRACY IN OUR SYSTEMS OF MEASUREMENT! GOD BLESS AMERICA!
(http://fusiondotnet.files.wordpress.com/2014/07/murica-1.gif?h=300&w=400)
Quote from: FierceDeity on January 20, 2015, 07:23:41 PMFOREMAN, WHO ART IN TEXAS
HALLOWED BE THY GRILL
THY T-BONES COME, NOT QUITE WELL-DONE,
ON EARTH AS THEY ARE IN HEAVEN
GIVE US THIS DAY OUR DAILY STEAK,
AND FORGIVE US OUR BURNT MEALS, AS WE FORGIVE THOSE WHO BURN MEALS AGAINST US
AND LEAD US NOT INTO FROZEN MEALS, BUT DELIVER US FROM BLANDNESS
FOR YOURS IS THE COOKOUT, AND THE SWAPPABLE GRILL PLATES, AND THE FAT-REDUCING MODEL FOREVER
AMEN
I forgot about this one...Surprised it wasn't put in the hall yet XD
(Oh, and post 700, yay)
Quote from: InsigTurtle on January 22, 2016, 04:18:11 PMwell, remember that you have 101325 pascals of pressure on you from the air around you. so just staying on earth is enough exercise, isn't it.
Quote from: Bespinben on September 13, 2012, 03:59:30 AMOnly this can express my current display of overwhelming joy and elation:
(http://i204.photobucket.com/albums/bb30/theamazingkepso/Gifs/fangasm.gif)
Quote from: braixen1264 on January 25, 2016, 02:41:10 PMA lot of kids on NSM tend to do this thing where they ask what things are without first googling it. ???
This quote deserves much more praise than just this.
Quote from: Olimar12345 on January 25, 2016, 02:50:30 PMThis quote deserves much more praise than just this.
here, let me praise it too
>praise
>praise
>praise
>praise
Quote from: Dudeman on January 25, 2016, 04:00:13 PMRed Nuzleaf Growth manipulation. It involves using a shiny Nuzleaf's stats after it uses Growth to determine which patches of nearby grass will contain a shiny. Normally the values are too high for any nearby patches to have any, but sometimes if you're lucky, one will be nearby.
Quote from: Jub3r7 on January 26, 2016, 07:18:43 AMCan You Really Call It A Hotel? I'll bet You Didn't Receive A Mint On Your Pillow Or Anything.
Yes...
Quote from: MaestroUGC on September 13, 2012, 08:07:02 PMThis thread is all about how music works, and this is important for understanding this ancient art known as Music.
Here (http://www.ninsheetm.us/smf/index.php?topic=4773.0) we look at how it all works in action. We won't be focusing so much on the theory itself, but we will be looking at pieces that both defined these ideas and tropes, as well as those that broke these rules that you all are so keen to learn.
We look at the history behind it all, discovering where these ideas originated from and how they shaped Western Music into the forms we all know and love today.
I just took a look at the history of the Symphony, which is one of Western Music's Supreme forms, and we are looking at the 9 Beethoven Symphonies right now.
like
what
is music...? we just don't know...
[1/19/2016 6:18:00 PM] manio: I put the STD in "Stud" now all I need is U
can I join that chat
Quote from: E. Gadd Industries on January 29, 2016, 05:38:39 AMAt some point during the night, a gun went off, and TheMarioPianist's Search Warrant didn't slow down the bullet. He had two lives. He is now dead. Good night... *Luigi's Mansion Game Over music plays*
I really like the way E. Gadd announces events in TWG's. This, my friends, is a trend that all TWG hosts should try to follow!
Quote from: braixen1264 on January 29, 2016, 08:03:46 AMBecause sometimes you want to hold a quarter note for a minute.
Quote from: Dudeman on January 28, 2016, 06:59:37 PMYou have never been a Temmie and should be ashamed for impersonating one. Really. How could you.
Quote from: Dudeman on January 29, 2016, 08:48:47 AMOf course you haven't. Only true men reclaim Goat Mom's house after disposing of her corpse.
Quote from: Olimar12345 on February 01, 2016, 09:59:29 AMits al about confidence. after u anser every question, say "gg easy"
best advice I've read in ages 11/10 would read again
Quote from: Magic Mole on February 01, 2016, 04:50:31 PMAlternate Route
"Oh cool! I'm Bespinben."
*flinches in terror and lets loose a primal shriek while doing everything they can to hide their mangled fingers*
Quote from: mariolegofanI'd rather get good arrangements on the site quickly (despite whos name is on it) rather then just telling him what is wrong and having him change it. That would take exponential time.
Things make sense now
Got a link to that?
http://forum.ninsheetmusic.org/index.php?topic=6820.msg281096#msg281096
Quote from: E. Gadd IndustriesThis is the list in its fullest form under the extent of the given spaghetti law. (NYEH HEH HEH!) Any violation of said spaghetti law (NYEH HEH HEH!) will prohibit any and all spaghetti consumption in any form, until this law is repasta'd™ , where it will become [null] and void for any violators. Any violation of the punishment will result in immediate deportation to the 77th Plane of Oblivion™. This law has been in effect since 4/7/50237 BC . © E. Gadd Industries~2015 ©BrainyLucario~2015
Any infringement of E. Gadd Industries's copyright will result in the consequences listed above.
I smell a skeletal reference in this quote...
Quote from: Dudeman on February 03, 2016, 11:28:37 AMwink wink nudge nudge cough cough hack choke sputter gasp help
Quote from: Latios212 on January 21, 2016, 08:52:46 PMYug_Guy for president 2016
Edit: also putting my Sig here in case i decide to switch it back to this in the future
Quote from: BrainyLucario's SigYou always have to stay DETERMINED no matter what life throws at you. Always remember to never give up HOPE and strive to make your DREAMS reality
and this....for Dudeman's convenience.
Quote from: Dudeman on January 12, 2016, 10:26:34 PM* OH MY GOD!
* WILL YOU TWO JUST SMOOCH ALREADY!?
* THE AUDIENCE IS DYING FOR SOME ROMANTIC ACTION!
Quote from: Magic Mole on February 05, 2016, 07:59:15 PMbrb gonna go get 2 cubic tons of blended mountain dew and doritos and drown myself in it
Quote from: BlackDragonSlayer on February 14, 2013, 05:55:41 PMGet a mace and beat people through the internet with it. :P
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-J2j2z4RYVos/UOOUwpnlFII/AAAAAAAALfw/VuPEbi3oU9A/s400/mace%2Bmorningstar.jpg)
Just my luck for digging through random old topics! XD
Quote from: NocturneOfShadow on February 09, 2016, 11:44:15 AMSTOPSTOPSTOP
WHAT are you doing?! You can't say everyone's got a water buffalo when in fact everyone HASN'T got a water buffalo! We're going to get nasty letters saying WHERE'S MY WATER BUFFALO, WHY DON'T I HAVE A WATER BUFFALO, and are you prepared to deal with that? I. DON'T. THINK. SO. SO STOP BEING SO SILLY ALL THE TIME!
...everybody's got a baby kangaroo-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Quote from: Latios212 on February 10, 2016, 12:52:44 PMHey
I'll have you know I'm doing both at the same time
/me drops dead
Quote from: BlackDragonSlayer on February 10, 2016, 07:34:29 PMYou're either going to be a legendary wildlife expert, or setting yourself up to be gored by an elephant.
Quote from: NocturneOfShadow on February 11, 2016, 11:15:11 AMI can't even think the word "determined" without being strangled by Undertale references
Quote from: Altissimo on February 13, 2016, 09:15:56 PMWe were trying to reenact this. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vOxD7aaNkIE)
Quote from: K-NiGhT on December 26, 2012, 09:03:06 PMI don't nickname my pokemon. Nicknaming would mean I would have to show joy.
I don't show joy.
Quote from: Saria on May 02, 2015, 03:42:39 PMIt's the curse of Remy! See!!! She haunts you to this day!
Quote from: JDMEK5 on February 18, 2016, 08:21:55 PMThat's not what I actually thought even though I thought I thought it.
Quote from: Th3Gavst3r on February 18, 2016, 08:00:01 PMYou feel your sins crawling on your piano...
And i just found this....
Quote from: braixen1264 on January 30, 2015, 09:08:52 PMput "eich tee tee pee colon slash slash ninsheetmusic dot org slash" at the bottom of the sheet :P
Quote from: BoywithoutaFairy on February 24, 2016, 07:10:43 AMHOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU PEOPLE I AM NOT THE TIN MAN FROM THE WIZARD OF OZ
That's probably one of my favorite captions someone has thought of for my avatar. :P
Quote from: BlackDragonSlayer on February 24, 2016, 10:05:43 PMNow you're making me imagine people strategically dropping pianos on people down on the sidewalks. Tactical piano kill!
Quote from: Waddle Bro on February 24, 2016, 01:25:23 PMa like ARCEUS THE BASED GOD DANK JESUS HESEKIEL MOSES kneel down peasants
Quote from: DonValentino on February 26, 2016, 02:40:34 AMgr8 b8 m8 i r8 8/8
How many quotes would this make in the hall?
Quote from: MaestroUGC on February 13, 2013, 01:16:55 PMThanks. For a moment there I was worried, though. I almost needed to blow you.
But that didn't happen.
Gotta love those hidden "post your thoughts of the moment thread" finds.
The early chat logs had some good shit too.
Really? I'll have to check that out.
Anyway, I'm still finding amazing quotes!
Quote from: MaestroUGC on February 13, 2013, 01:11:45 PMHALY SHIET, A GHOST!
Don't worry guys, I suck it off with my vacuum.
*shlurpshlurpshlurpshlurpshlurpshlurpshlurpshlurpshlurpshlurpshlurpshlurpshlurp*
I did it. I save the day.
Ironically enough, concerning Brainy's first of those quotes, I found this:
Quote from: Nebbles on February 13, 2013, 01:18:07 PM...I hope someone doesn't take that out of context...
Quote from: BrainyLucario on February 27, 2016, 09:20:41 PMGotta love those hidden "post your thoughts of the moment thread" finds.
Quote from: BrainyLucario on February 28, 2016, 12:27:09 AMReally? I'll have to check that out.
Anyway, I'm still finding amazing quotes!
Before his modding days. lol
I just want to say that it's kinda funny you guys are saying you found new great quotes and they're all on the same page
I never said they were great ;)
Quote from: NocturneOfShadowSorry my sass is too good to not quote
that doesn't sound like me
it isn't lol
sounds like slow
its dude
Quote from: BrainyLucario on March 02, 2016, 11:11:30 AMI wonder who peaches Princess Peach's location to Bowser all the time.
Here I go, digging around in old topics again!:
Quote from: braixen1264 on February 01, 2015, 12:46:48 PMoh ok
hah i have internet points
muahaha
haha...ha.....
It's so similar to one of your favorite words though?
^^^
That amused me more than it should have. XD
We should have a Sass Hall of Fame. SHOF for short
Quote from: E. Gadd Industries on March 03, 2016, 05:47:17 AM^^^
That amused me more than it should have. XD
I didn't get it
brass is obviously one of your favorite words how did you not get that
on topic:
Quote from: cashwarrior1 on March 03, 2016, 04:33:17 AMI can use my hands...
Whatever I do, I do it stylishly.
(https://45.media.tumblr.com/d0da56ee7907fcb5c84be0b5f8d64dd4/tumblr_o39yo5YWkU1sqab0ko1_540.gif)
I need that in my life
But not in your sig.
BigSig has returned
You are guys so immature, it makes laugh
Here's a quote:
Quote from: Yugi on March 07, 2015, 01:51:28 PMPlaying the piano is my favorite video game.
Best Quote:
QuoteThis submission has been accepted by Bespinben.
~Zeta, your friendly NSM-Bot
Quote from: cashwarrior1 on March 04, 2016, 07:44:06 PMWait, I have to hit things? I didn't sign up for this! D:
Quote from: iategreaterbraixI'd **** a lobster
nope
but he won't deny it
Quote from: iategreaterbraixi wud *** a lobstar
Can confirm (unfortunately) it came up in the chat room. Along with...some...other stuff. *ahem*
Please pass the mental-eye bleach.
i now have vietnam flashbacks
[6:48:47 PM] Emcee Mikey: hahaha
[6:48:58 PM] Emcee Mikey: I know you idolize reagan
[6:48:59 PM] Emcee Mikey: so
Quote from: blueflower999[6:49:10 PM] Blueflower: I don't idolize Reagan
[6:49:11 PM] Blueflower: I admire him greatly
Quote from: Dudeman on March 03, 2016, 10:23:20 AMHeyo, welcome to our incredibly dysfunctional social circle. Have fun surviving.
Lol
Quote from: braixen1264 on March 17, 2016, 07:05:38 AMit is maec 17
i am not birday
it is apache helicoptre
i hav no frend
gg
fwish~
*violin sadly plays in the background*
Quote from: Deku Trombonist on March 23, 2016, 04:09:21 PMI think I need to start handing out rations of chill pills to everyone.
Quote from: Olimar12345 on March 27, 2016, 03:57:59 PMBanned for banning E. Gadd.
^^^Best reason I've seen yet!
Quote from: Olimar12345 on March 31, 2016, 02:53:11 PMso I may confuse some of that things they said her dad with something you Saturday lol.
Siri's talk-to-text at its finest. You must have snagged bat quickly, b/c I edited that right away lol.
Quote from: Olimar12345 on March 31, 2016, 03:22:22 PMSiri's talk-to-text at its finest. You must have snagged bat quickly, b/c I edited that right away lol.
I didn't know Noc snagged bats :D
of a list of Nocturney things to be doing snagging bats is pretty high up there
Idon't know if it's because I'm lazy or that often I don't have enough hands to type, but apple needs to step up there listening game.
Quote from: Latios212 on March 31, 2016, 09:28:18 PMWe've still got another handful of great new arrangements! Remember, we only upload high-quality rips sheets.
Quote from: Dudeman on April 03, 2016, 12:32:21 PMWe got approval from Nutella! We did something right!
Quote from: FierceDeity on September 26, 2013, 12:38:33 PMHahahahahaha jesus, I see the title of this and think, like, do you have a dead body you don't know what to do with? Have you been bitten by some sort of exotic spider that you need to know the antidote for? Are you mid-battle with Giygas, and the only way to defeat it is by sending positive thoughts over the internet?
Glad you got your signature sorted out, though :P
O_O I literally just saw that and considered quoting it.
90% sure that's my old clickbait help thread
EDIT: yep gotem
Quote from: HugoMeister on June 05, 2011, 03:28:59 PMBrother playing SM64 and realizing everything can be interpreted as one giant porno.
Quote from: NocturneOfShadow on April 08, 2016, 08:20:59 PMI went to google and typed in "[thing he wanted to know]" and somehow figured it out from there
Quote from: Latios212 in skypeI've never some something in 3/8.
Quote from: Olimar12345 on April 10, 2016, 02:09:40 PMbecuz the internet is a seriopus place an noone ever jokes or sarcasms or anyghing
Quote from: Ōkami~MD on April 11, 2016, 12:42:03 PM(https://media.giphy.com/media/l2JHS7po8pGz94TgQ/giphy.gif)
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You caught me at my worst moment.
Quote from: Dudeman on December 30, 2015, 02:31:19 PMThat's like asking a bird why it flies, or a cloud why it floats, or a psychopath why he talks to his cereal.
as well as this:
Quote from: BoywithoutaFairy on April 11, 2016, 05:19:39 PMI throw my hands up in thé air domestiques
Saying ayoooo
Its à me mario
Quote from: E. Gadd Industries on April 12, 2016, 05:39:58 AMI'm starting to question whether or not nature is an angry married couple that is fighting over a thermostat.
Quote from: NocturneOfShadow on April 12, 2016, 07:44:56 AMthe US actually dropped warning pamphlets over the city multiple times, but the emperor of Japan didn't believe they could make such a destructive weapon
-My dad, the smartest person I've ever met so
I lol'd.
that savage waddle
[insert quote here]
That was taken out of context!
The point of the hall has never been context. That's the reason why it exists.
Quote from: braixen1264 on August 22, 2015, 11:24:17 AMEver wanted to just store away quotes that you like somewhere for future use? I think it would be nice to just put them all in one place, so everyone feel free to post their favorite quotes here :D
actually this is why
Quote from: Dudeman on April 13, 2016, 09:32:58 PMninja'd by Noc with less words and more patriotism
I have watched my beloved thread go from "store away quotes for future use" to "lol im quoting this cuz it's funny"
I am hurt deep inside
Quote from: braixen1264 on April 13, 2016, 09:38:03 PMI have watched my beloved thread go from "store away quotes for future use" to "lol im quoting this cuz it's funny"
I am hurt deep inside
Why would we need the anyways? Who's going to spend there time to look through 600 pages of quotes to find a quote?
Quote from: cashwarrior1 on April 14, 2016, 04:33:00 AMWhy would we need the anyways? Who's going to spend there time to look through 600 pages of quotes to find a quote?
pretty much zorro
Never underestimate my boredom powers!
Quote from: pumpy_heart on August 22, 2012, 03:35:38 PMDon't worry. You will live on. Game music will live on. NSM will live on.
Truly inspiring and motivational.
I really wish I was around NSM when this guy was. He seemed like an awesome person.
Quote from: Shadoninja on April 15, 2016, 08:17:09 PMA sage once foretold that the chosen one would arrive and purify the request board and be a bad enough dude to save the president. Bubbles is that chosen one.
Beautiful.
Quote from: Nebbles on April 16, 2016, 03:09:24 PMyeah god fuck books those pieces of shit paper with words on them, they're the worst
Quote from: NocturneOfShadow on October 13, 2015, 11:28:00 PMI think I've heard of canada before, but I didn't know it had a government.
Quote from: InsigTurtle on October 13, 2015, 11:18:51 PMkeep in mind that canada's existence is still unverified.
Perhaps I'm too curious...
Quote from: Oronoco on April 19, 2016, 06:59:08 AMEveryone needs time to stop, relax, and make a sock puppet.
Quote from: Tobbeh99 on April 21, 2016, 02:56:11 PMFuck logic, that shit is boring, lame and does not always support my opinions.
Quote from: Harvest on January 21, 2010, 12:47:42 PMwow I /really/ wish my wireless didn't break.
I mean..who used desktops anymore..
also..porn got way more inconvenient again...
Quote from: SuperFireKirby on January 21, 2010, 02:11:39 PMYou kids and your nudity.
Quote from: Harvest on January 21, 2010, 05:21:17 PMoh wait its fixed.
porn just became easy again.
Saving this here because I'm changing my signature, in case I want to change it back to this again:
Quote from: Wolf on December 12, 2014, 05:19:27 AMGee.... Sorry. Well i'm no crabagenius or a crab scientist or whatever. I'm a fukin composer!!!!!!!!!!
Quote from: Ōkami~MD on April 24, 2016, 08:20:09 AM(http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/02450/kettle_2450635a.jpg)
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Quote from: NocturneOfShadow on April 25, 2016, 05:56:02 PM(https://photos-1.dropbox.com/t/2/AAAbT1ZzpQnfcYlzmQj2GiW0MELYmIQ_bijVGCqbxGp4Zg/12/376124835/jpeg/32x32/1/_/1/2/Screenshot%20(15).jpg/ENDpl_0CGNsBIAcoBw/Pu5QoVjMYXQ4X2-zefGXZv_RdEDhmLU8jEbk2wENQhI?size_mode=3&size=1024x768)
Quote from: Dudeman on April 27, 2016, 08:57:25 PMLIKE, HEAR ME OUT, MAN, I WAVE THE STICK AND IT CONTROLS THE WIND, RIGHT, AND THEN I GO ON ADVENTURES WITH MY TALKING BOAT, AND SOMETIMES THERE ARE BIRD PEOPLE WHO BRING ME LETTERS
Quote from: Ōkami~MD on April 28, 2016, 09:47:02 AMcross country is a crural excersize.... exersyze.... exer... sport
Quote from: NocturneOfShadow on May 01, 2016, 10:04:35 PMSorry, who let one of the seven dwarfs in here? Would have been fine with dopey or sneezy but nooo
Quote from: cashwarrior1 on May 03, 2016, 04:53:50 PMI would upgrade my parents if They are fine with getting me a new one. probably won't :P.
Quote from: cashwarrior1 on May 03, 2016, 03:05:29 PMToday we're going to have some fun! We're going to have some fun! Get it? Because we're going to have some fun!
Quote from: cashwarrior1 on May 02, 2016, 06:24:13 PMWell, developing a story is good and all, but to you if you ever make make good story. I mean, you good story going on, but try to get some ideas. one virus going through computer and it's virus by taking out all the other strongest mega man, but the main way to get through your proceed.
That's not what I said. That was hilarious!
Quote from: Ruto on May 03, 2016, 08:53:23 AM[4:58:08 AM] what the f*ck
[4:58:25 AM] jamaha is younger than me
[4:58:37 AM] :'( :'( :'(
[4:59:18 AM] hbd jamaha u son of a b*tch
[9:46:18 AM] Jamaha: Thanks, old fart
Quote from: Ōkami~MD on May 04, 2016, 12:07:24 PMhe set fire to the bird and then the emo cuts itself with a bread spatula this reminds me of mon familie
Quote from: Latios212 on May 13, 2016, 04:58:35 PMstop interrupting actual conversations with interjections about how you don't understand something if you're not even willing to look it up. It's annoying.
THIS SO HARD
Quote from: NocturneOfShadow on May 15, 2016, 01:56:54 PMAn 8 year old boy puts on sweaty clothes to finally become a man and rescues his sister from a demonic lord with fantastic eyebrows. Along the way, he meets forgettable characters like a bird-man, tree-man, boat-man, and princess-man and solves all their problems to get nothing in return.
Quote from: Dude on May 18, 2016, 08:43:27 AMwow, people still think cell phones cause cancer?
kill me now
Quote from: NocturneOfShadow on May 18, 2016, 08:58:09 AMlemme get you a smartphone quick, that should help
I'm so snarkeh
Huge font
I may have to use this at some point.
Quote from: Dudeman on May 20, 2016, 08:06:25 AMNah, don't worry about it. Some people will just have to learn2read.
Quote from: theblackgiantdoghead44 on January 29, 2014, 02:43:30 PMIt's alright just take your time then you'll do my request
Quote from: theblackgiantdoghead44 on January 31, 2014, 04:02:08 PMHey wait a minute you know what how bout you go fuck yourself and who ask you to reply my request you mother fucker! >:(
^oh God, that was so funny thanks for reminding us xDD
It's like he sat at his computer for two days straight, contemplating Dude's post...
Ahaha *wipes tears from eyes* those sure were fun times in the Requests board. xD I swear, two years later and I still remember that guy...
Quote from: Onionleaf on May 21, 2016, 12:06:27 AMAhaha *wipes tears from eyes* those sure were fun times in the Requests board. xD I swear, two years later and I still remember that guy...
Aye. As though it were yesterday.
Quote from: SlowPokemon on January 31, 2014, 04:09:38 PMTHAT ESCALATED QUICKLY.
I think he still has the most started topics
Quote from: Pianist Da Sootopolis on May 20, 2016, 02:32:26 PMIf you're not enjoying it, you probably aren't smoking weed ;)
Quote from: NocturneOfShadow on May 21, 2016, 08:24:35 AMI think he still has the most started topics
...I wonder if he'll get saltily impatient over the delay of Just Plains...
[Redacted]
I completely forgot about that and now I can't stop laughing help
Quote from: Dude on May 27, 2016, 01:46:30 PMI hate it when I start reading a post and I'm like "Wow, this guy's got a point." And then I realize it's my post.
Quote from: BrainyLucario on May 28, 2016, 11:13:13 PMなぜ私たちは外国語で入力している私を語っていないため禁止ですか。
あのさ、日本語を使うなら、せめて正しく使ってください。
ん、私の文はも間違ったかもね〜
ま、いいか ʕ•̀ω•́ʔ✧
Quote from: braixen1264 on May 30, 2016, 06:54:53 AMThank you so much for contributing towards this goal--truly a pioneer in useless post! So many valuable post have been posted in reply to you, nothing less of a genius could plan that out in advance! I respect your motivation and your dedication to bringing out NSM's upmost highest potential!
Man, I'm pretty sure I've seen those exact words in the exact same order before... I don't know if it was someone on here, or something...
Quote from: SlowPokemon on June 01, 2016, 12:57:51 PMnitro indigo i swear to god
Replace username as necessary.
Quote from: Dude on May 29, 2016, 06:28:29 AMあのさ、日本語を使うなら、せめて正しく使ってください。
ん、私の文はも間違ったかもね〜
ま、いいか ʕ•̀ω•́ʔ✧
ごめんなさい
Quote from: Deku Trombonist on June 04, 2016, 07:52:52 PMBut here's the true story, the one they didn't want you to know. It's all because of the aliens that escaped from Area 51. They brainwashed Richard Nixon into bugging Watergate. They resurrected Elvis and sent him back in time to assassinate President Kennedy after he found out that the moon landings were staged by Stanley Kubrick. And now, those very same aliens have promoted Maelstrom and JDMEK5 to the position of updater. It was foretold in the crop circles.
(In response to the idea that updaters are chosen by returning from trips)
Quote from: Deku Trombonist on June 04, 2016, 07:52:52 PMAn interesting theory.
But here's the true story, the one they didn't want you to know. It's all because of the aliens that escaped from Area 51. They brainwashed Richard Nixon into bugging Watergate. They resurrected Elvis and sent him back in time to assassinate President Kennedy after he found out that the moon landings were staged by Stanley Kubrick. And now, those very same aliens have promoted Maelstrom and JDMEK5 to the position of updater. It was foretold in the crop circles.
Quote from: Deku Trombonist on June 04, 2016, 07:52:52 PMIt was foretold in the crop circles.
Quote from: Deku Trombonist on June 04, 2016, 07:58:51 PMI read the tea leaves in my morning coffee.
read the topic before you post
OH OH OH
Quote from: Olimar12345 on August 23, 2015, 08:11:58 PMRead the op and thread.
(it's fine though I don't really care anymore I gave up by page 4)
For some reason I remembered this today.
Quote from: HugoMeister on September 10, 2010, 01:23:42 PMToday during a senior class meeting, we had some guy come talk about donating blood. So he has this powerpoint, and he puts his flash drive into a laptop hooked to a projector.
And his porno collection comes up. A whole folder full of dicks. And by "folder", I mean "other guys asses."
http://forum.ninsheetmusic.org/index.php?topic=8463.msg343014#msg343014
^that pisses me off more than anything, but whatever
Quote from: Bespinben on June 05, 2016, 11:49:47 PMguess it's just so good that it must have scared away the acceptance squad
Quote from: SlowPokemon on June 06, 2016, 07:50:21 AM^that pisses me off more than anything, but whatever
I can't quote from that topic since it is accepted/archived which I why I just posted the topic link.
Quote from: Latios212 on June 06, 2016, 07:58:25 AM
Latios quoted it for me. Thanks!
I can't post in that board either. Quotes aren't magic, just tweak the numbers until you get what you want. Ex:
Quote from: Dudeman on September 28, 1984, 06:24:08 AMThere are a lot of things wrong with this quote.
I agree. What would Dudeman be doing awake at 7:30 in the morning?
He must have been really young when he said that ;)
Quote from: Sebastian on June 06, 2016, 08:22:07 AMHe must have been really young when he said that ;)
I don't know how you figure that.
Same, really. I used to wake up hella early to play video games before school.
(https://www.dropbox.com/s/0jq65fmvt3brx8v/Screenshot%202016-06-06%2013.35.28.png?dl=1)
Lmao even I saw that xD
I must be missing something.
Quote from: I sell mandarins on June 08, 2016, 01:55:34 PMWow! i just entered 2 days after you already did it! I didn't thought you could do it so fast lol (that means that i have a lot to learn yet TT) anyway thank you! and let's try to not die while trying to play it... xD
Isn't that the point?
Quote from: davy on June 16, 2016, 03:38:46 PMThere are only two reasons why I post on this forum:
1: To play TWG
2: To be included in other people's stories (or other projects).
I can pretend that's not the case, but it is.
Quote from: E. Gadd Industries on June 17, 2016, 05:28:53 AM._. The Mario game they presented looks like Sticker Star resurrected, although not in a good way. Kinda like it was dragged out of the dirt, thrown around a bit, caught on fire, spit on (a lot) to put it out, and then thrown back into the dirt.
Quote from: The updaters on most arrangementsI was just going to give a little feedback and I accidently fixed all of it.
Dontcha hate it when that happens? (Jk)
Quote from: Dudeman on June 19, 2016, 07:00:22 PMa little feedback
One does not simply give "a little" feedback.
Quote from: Bespinben on June 20, 2016, 02:12:51 PMNah, I think a triple is what we really need.
*nonchalantly suplexes iron fist of doom*
Quote from: InsigTurtle on June 22, 2016, 03:09:37 AMSometimes, solitude is the best companion.
I will have to remember this.
Quote from: Dudeman on June 22, 2016, 01:25:40 PMSacré bleu! Foul heretic! How dare you go so far as to use such vulgar language as "creativity" on this collection of painstakingly-copy-pasta'd piano transcriptions posing as "arrangements"! I should have your head for this!
Quote from: Ten on June 25, 2016, 11:41:42 AMCan I use your sheet music (http://www.ninsheetmusic.org - midi) on my youtube channel in commercial use?
Quote from: Pianist Da Sootopolis on June 26, 2016, 07:27:41 AMIf you try, we will eat your first born.
<3
I'm amused this makes him so happy
I just appreciate it when someone thinks what I said was funny enough (or stupid enough) to be put into the one and only NSM Hall of Quotes™.
I guess either I'm kind of funny very often or I'm very stupid kind of often then
Quote from: dajwxp on June 27, 2016, 11:41:54 PM(note: cultural differences exist, so this might not apply to your side of the universe, js!)
Dang. I should've seen that comin'...;)
Quote from: Bespinben on July 08, 2016, 08:26:08 PMQuote from: Latios212 on July 08, 2016, 07:22:27 PM- Staccato on wrong side of note in m. 15 LH.
^This is good. Do this more. Thank you.
Why is this funny? XD
Because I was the one who noticed it.
Quote from: BlackDragonSlayer on July 10, 2016, 07:10:03 PMQuote from: cashwarrior1 on July 10, 2016, 05:26:50 PMQuote from: WaluigiTime64 on July 10, 2016, 02:47:39 PMQuote from: Dudeman on July 10, 2016, 02:09:36 PMQuote from: Maelstrom on July 10, 2016, 12:08:31 PMSpoiler
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EcZwTPFB6ME
I'M DONE
GOD DAMMIT
SERIOUSLY?
Yeah, I really liked that one!
This has gone far enough.
Quote from: Bespinben on July 11, 2016, 06:13:41 PMDon't let Notepad limit your potential. You can still write great arrangements with it, just not good sheets. Do the music, and we can provide what Notepad lacks.
Quote from: TWG Waluigi on July 23, 2016, 04:33:38 PMGuess what time it is! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALUIGI TIME!!!!!
Quote from: dajwxp on July 31, 2016, 11:04:43 PMdang that just sounds so dang chinese please forgive me and my ancestors
Quote from: SlowPokemon on August 05, 2016, 06:27:17 AMI don't know why I'm laughing so hard about this
What if someone joined who was a fan of Mario, Legos, and mariolegofan
They'd be called
mariolegomariolegofanfan
Quote from: Wolf on February 25, 2014, 03:36:23 AMAnd that's one reason why I hate Koreans. There ASSHOLES!!!!
ily zorro
I bursted out laughing when I saw this.
Quote from: Sebastian on December 03, 2014, 12:51:33 PMI'll show mine if Maestro does :)
Quote from: davy on August 13, 2016, 01:11:56 PMNocturneOfShadow gets mad at Brainy for not reviving him, yet decides to continue to trust him when Brainy's excuse is: "I forgot".
Quote from: dajwxp on August 13, 2016, 07:33:11 PMQuoted Davy
He must expect something like that from me
also....
Quote from: Dudeman on July 30, 2016, 10:31:26 PMWho needs gyms when you can have the power of friendship?
Quote from: Dudeman on August 20, 2016, 09:52:25 PMHOW LONG HAS THIS EMOTE BEEN HERE
Putting this here so that we don't forget.
0:) 0:) 0:) 0:) 0:)
Quote from: InsigTurtle on August 22, 2016, 03:13:46 AM(http://i.imgur.com/OohUGDo.png)
my first time arranging in a long time, and it's not looking too swell
Quote from: WaluigiTime64 on August 22, 2016, 03:58:37 AMUh... importing struggles? If it isn't, then I don't know how or why that happened.
Looks top-notch though.
Quote from: InsigTurtle on August 22, 2016, 03:19:34 PMwasn't that or the speedy entry tool, it was me trying to beam notes over a bar line. it went terribly wrong, as you can see.
Quote from: Latios212 on August 22, 2016, 03:30:41 PMI dunno man, the beam does go over a barline.
Quote from: InsigTurtle on August 22, 2016, 03:48:43 PMit's an alolan beam, don't you know
Just randomly dug this up:
Quote from: SlowPokemon on January 22, 2013, 06:28:16 PMPlease don't sass Jamaha. He's far more intelligent than you. And he has a hammer.
Quote from: braixen1264 on August 25, 2016, 08:18:39 AMholy shit what I was planning on delaying that decision for months
me irl
Quote from: Maelstrom on September 01, 2016, 07:52:58 PMBlueflower is standing shirtless behind me pestering me about him posting on NSM about spilling water on my sandwich and then eating it or something.
Help.
Quote from: Nebbles on September 01, 2016, 08:04:30 PMsounds like you're enjoying college so far
Quote from: InsigTurtle on September 03, 2016, 01:32:14 AMhonestly, i'd sleep with a dinosaur just because not many people can honestly say that they have
Quote from: InsigTurtle on September 04, 2016, 08:31:06 PM"Rivers know this: there is no hurry. We shall get there some day."
that actually has a pretty profound meaning out of context
lol I noticed that too when I posted it
Quote from: braixen1264 on September 17, 2016, 08:37:40 PMI only have like 4 hours of time left to start and finish my history project due on monday. It was assigned last friday hhhhhhhh
how do I write a paper and draw a poster in this time and still get a decent grade
Quote from: NocturneOfShadow on September 17, 2016, 11:27:44 PMI have a snapchat
Snap me, emcee.mikey
Quote from: K-NiGhT on September 18, 2016, 02:32:21 PMThe NX is going to be two Gamecubes duct taped together. Mark my words.
I laughed a bit too hard at that XD
I made one of those ^
Quote from: Bloop on September 19, 2016, 10:58:02 AMMy piano teacher suggested me to play an etude from Chopin.
I think she wants me dead
Quote from: Oronoco on September 19, 2016, 07:23:37 PMIt can be easy to give someone a not-too-friendly stare early in the morning if they get in-between me and my bagel.
what a great 3000th post
Quote from: SlowPokemon on October 08, 2016, 09:38:05 PM^dead giveaway that you're not Braix: she would never call anyone out for double posting
Quote from: NocturneOfShadow on October 08, 2016, 09:55:49 PMFor me the dead giveaway was that his name was "Latios212"
Mhmm someone gimme the hat trick
Quote from: cashwarrior1 on October 16, 2016, 10:41:35 AMI create a strategy for a lot of my pokemon, but I don't use drugs.
COME ON
Quote from: nutella511 on October 15, 2016, 10:57:41 PMDERP. :P :P
Just posting this here in case I need it in the near/far future
Quote"Winners don't use drugs. Except steroids. In which case, use lots of drugs!"
Quote from: Bloop on October 25, 2016, 04:28:40 AMIt's not that you're not allowed to have an opinion, it's that you're telling it aloud in the wrong community.
Quote"Everyone's entitled to their own opinion; it's just that yours is stupid!"
Quote from: Hero of Trains on November 11, 2016, 05:00:39 PMI'm just a ball of sadness
this just in: NSM's friendliest member is in reality a ball of sadness
Quote from: Tobbeh99 on November 27, 2016, 04:48:56 AM[Global Warming]
Quote from: Sebastian on November 27, 2016, 05:05:13 AMRun for the hills.
Quote from: SlowPokemon on November 27, 2016, 06:24:50 AMQuote from: Sebastian on November 27, 2016, 05:05:13 AMRun for the hills.
Quote from: Dude on November 27, 2016, 11:17:46 AMQuote from: Sebastian on November 27, 2016, 05:05:13 AMRun for the hills.
Quote from: Dudeman on November 27, 2016, 11:21:48 AMQuote from: Sebastian on November 27, 2016, 05:05:13 AMRun for the hills.
That made me laugh so hard.
Quote from: Yug_Guy on December 10, 2016, 03:33:14 PMThe rumor come out: Does aesthetic makes gay?
Aesthetic makes gay is the most discussed in the media in the few years ago. Even it has happened in 2010, but some of the public still curious about what is exactly happening and to be the reason there is a rumor comes out about the gay. At that time it became the massive social networking rumor. The public, especially the fans are shocked. It just came out with the bad rumor which is spread massively. This time is not about Macintosh, but they bad rumor. The rumor is out of standardize of hoax, according the last reported this aesthetic revealed it as homosexual. Do you still believe or not, this rumor is really much talked by people even in a person of its fans.
Quality journalism
The question was asked: "Wut if u is lieked by moar then wun womens?"
And this is what various NSMers had to say:
Quote from: Dudeman on December 13, 2016, 03:06:59 PMoh my god just choose one and say "do you want to go on a date" this really isn't that hard
Quote from: NocturneOfShadow on December 13, 2016, 03:17:16 PMor just ask all of them on dates in subsequent weeks
still not hard
Quote from: Dude on December 13, 2016, 03:33:04 PMor you could all go together and try for the harem end
Quote from: Nebbles on December 13, 2016, 03:33:45 PMoh baby
Quote from: Dudeman on December 13, 2016, 03:46:40 PMI think several of these could occur, yes
Quote from: BlackDragonSlayer on December 13, 2016, 03:48:55 PMMy advice: sidechicks. Sidechicks everywhere.
Disclaimer: Any damage, physical, emotional, or otherwise, obtained from listening to this advice is officially not my fault.
Quote from: Maelstrom on December 16, 2016, 03:52:32 PMSo glad there's no Pokemon on there.
Quote from: Dudeman on December 16, 2016, 03:52:51 PMPokemon Sun and Moon
Quote from: Altissimo on December 16, 2016, 03:54:41 PMi cannot tell if dudeman was THAT QUICK in responding BECAUSE of maelstrom's comment or if it was an impressive coincidence
Quote from: Dudeman on December 16, 2016, 03:56:29 PMThe world may never know.
...it was completely the first reason
Quote from: Maelstrom on December 16, 2016, 04:01:14 PM(http://i.imgur.com/vKoD1sK.gif)
Controversial discussions
Quote from: E. Gadd Industries on December 20, 2016, 04:08:38 PM12/20/16 Putative (adj.)- 1. Commonly accepted or supposed 2. Assumed to exist or to have existed
Like Pluto! (Although, there are some flaws in this...)
Quote from: Dudeman on December 20, 2016, 04:20:11 PM...are you assuming that Pluto exists?
Bruh.
Quote from: E. Gadd Industries on December 20, 2016, 04:40:36 PMHence "Although, there are some flaws in this..."
Another example would be Latios.
Quote from: Dudeman on December 20, 2016, 04:45:31 PM...are you assuming that Latios exists?
Bruh.
Quote from: Latios212 on December 20, 2016, 04:56:03 PMhey
Quote from: Dudeman on December 20, 2016, 04:59:20 PMOh hey man what's up
Quote from: Latios212 on December 20, 2016, 05:00:11 PMmy ceiling
Quote from: Yug_Guy on December 20, 2016, 06:18:57 PMUp is a 2009 American 3D (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/3D_film) computer-animated (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Computer-animated) comedy-drama (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Comedy-drama) adventure film (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adventure_film)[3] (http://www.festival-cannes.com/en/article/56280.html) produced by Pixar Animation Studios (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pixar) and released by Walt Disney Pictures (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Walt_Disney_Pictures). Directed by Pete Docter (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pete_Docter), the film centers on an elderly widower named Carl Fredricksen (Ed Asner (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ed_Asner)) and an earnest young "Wilderness Explorer" (a fictional youth group similar to the Boy Scouts (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scouting_in_popular_culture)) named Russell (Jordan Nagai (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jordan_Nagai)). By tying thousands of balloons to his home, 78-year-old Carl sets out to fulfill his dream to see the wilds of South America (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/South_America) and complete a promise made to his late wife, Ellie. The film was co-directed by Bob Peterson (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bob_Peterson_(filmmaker)), with music composed by Michael Giacchino (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_Giacchino).
Docter began working on the story in 2004, which was based on fantasies of escaping from life when it becomes too irritating. He and eleven other Pixar artists spent three days in Venezuela (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Venezuela) gathering research and inspiration...
Quote from: Dude on December 22, 2016, 09:04:28 PMSo if I masturbate into recycled napkins, does that make me an ecosexual now
Quote from: SlowPokemon on January 01, 2017, 09:32:13 AMDeku Trombonist is Australian if I remember correctly
Quote from: Sebastian on January 01, 2017, 09:49:07 AMYup^ And so is Waluigi.
Quote from: shadowkirby on January 01, 2017, 04:08:34 PMHuh, for some reason I thought Waluigi was Italian.
Quote from: WaluigiTime64 on January 01, 2017, 10:55:57 PMOh no he's onto me.
Quote from: InsigTurtle on January 01, 2017, 11:13:31 PMYou goddamn spaghetti-eating Italians can't hide from us. If you even think of coming near me, I'll serve you the best goddamn pizza pie you've ever had.
Quote from: WaluigiTime64 on January 01, 2017, 11:39:21 PMOH NO MY GREATEST WEAKNESS.
Quote from: Tobbeh99 on January 09, 2017, 03:23:43 PMHow to find sheet music for #1? Have you tried "being #1"?
Quote from: AwesomeYears on January 09, 2017, 09:34:09 PMIt goes like DANG dock dock dock DAN DAN DAN DAN DANG dock dock dock dick... DJANG DJANG(!!!) dock dock dock DANG DANG DANG DANG Dong tong tack tck... etc.
YOU BEAT ME BY ONE SECOND
I'm so happy :') Only took 37 pages and 1 1/3 years and 15 years to be mocked at by everyone to make it into the Hall of Quotes!
You still don't have a magic card
Well, neither do I. XD
Quote from: Bloop on December 09, 2014, 01:14:01 PMOnly let clouds cloud your judgement, as clouding is what clouds do.
I don't know why but this speaks to me on so many levels :')
i can't even remember writing that
you were high
Quote from: Maelstrom on January 18, 2017, 02:47:26 PMI can't tell if you're being serious or have transcended the barrier and become living, breathing satire.
TOO FAST
Quote from: ThatHiddenCharacter on January 23, 2017, 05:30:30 PMIt's in the sound test for the game. In the game. When you unlock the sound test.
Picture (https://www.dropbox.com/s/pu9n5xwcfbu99y9/20170123_202656.jpg?dl=0)
Quote from: Dudeman on January 23, 2017, 05:35:59 PMstraight from the department of redundancy department
Quote from: Nebbles on February 05, 2017, 02:00:18 PMtactical waifu simulator
mael plays these games all the time
Quote from: mastersuperfan on February 07, 2017, 02:07:14 PMZero Escape is love
Zero Escape is life (Actually Zero Escape is mostly death but eh close enough)
Quote from: ThatHiddenCharacter on February 12, 2017, 11:09:26 AMSorry for yelling. And by yelling, I obviously mean typing angrily with the occasional bold and italicized word.
Quote from: Latios212 on February 12, 2017, 04:25:14 PMQuote from: JDMEK5 on February 08, 2017, 01:06:04 PM- Being a smooth piece, I'm not really sure why you aren't using a butt-ton of slurs. Now's the time for them. Use some. Go ahead. Treat yourself. You've earned it.
Spoiler
(http://i.imgur.com/8jzpVOA.png)
#slurporn
BRAIX WHY DID YOU RENAME THE THREAD.
I'm tempted to change it back myself but that feels like an abuse of power.
DANG IT MAESTRO
Same though
forget it.
"Hall of Halls" would be a better name. Jus' sayin'.
(http://i.imgur.com/ZDsAY0v.jpg)
Help I'm dying.
forgot to lowercase it.
Larger image
(https://i.imgflip.com/1jks62.jpg)
I used to think this topic was cool.
Quote from: E. Gadd Industries on February 13, 2017, 03:28:48 PMLarger image
(https://i.imgflip.com/1jks62.jpg)
Larger response
help im dying.
I work too hard for you guys.
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1Ge6C7DGn769QrhvnVIY4jy9qIRGShyFE9j_Q3fhQdfg/edit?usp=sharing
Y tho
0:)
thx for reminding me
Can you put a picture of the graph in the OP for posterity
Quote from: Th3Gavst3r on February 15, 2017, 01:13:11 PMPreviously arranged by Joompa (http://forum.ninsheetmusic.org/index.php?topic=4376.msg211534#msg211534)
I didn't know this (http://forum.ninsheetmusic.org/index.php?topic=7422.msg305730#msg305730) was a thing of mine that got quoted, but the discussion after my comment (http://forum.ninsheetmusic.org/index.php?topic=2145.msg305574#msg305574) was even better.
I forgot how annoying TG was.
Thanks for reminding me.
delete that, it's already been quoted
I think
TG and Tobbeh seem to actually have a bit in common.
Quote from: E. Gadd Industries on February 11, 2017, 07:11:06 PMWhat if everything here doesn't say very carefully? How, then, can I read everything very carefully? D:
Not relative to whatever you guys are talking about, but I feel this deserves a place to be seen.
Hypocritical but relevant:
Quote from: Olimar12345 on January 13, 2016, 11:16:44 AMSelf-quoting into the hall? For shame.
he quoted me twice so I'm fine with it
Quote from: Dudeman on March 07, 2017, 04:05:35 PMExcuse me, but...too general for the general questions topic?
I explained myself there.
I don't care, it's still a good quote.
;)
Quote from: WaluigiTime64 on March 07, 2017, 10:30:25 PMI hit a "Eureka!" moment in Physics class. Everything makes sense all of a sudden.
Quote from: E. Gadd Industries on March 08, 2017, 03:07:04 PMD: ARE YOU HURT??
Quote from: Dudeman on March 08, 2017, 03:15:33 PMI'd be more concerned about the eureka moment. Waluigi hits like a truck.
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Quote from: WaluigiTime64 on March 09, 2017, 12:50:57 AMWhat if I am the truck!?
(https://68.media.tumblr.com/5b72e11e7b7938ca497fdba77341bb38/tumblr_omjhu1SPB81uz5ndfo1_400.gif)
Quote from: ThatHiddenCharacter on March 04, 2017, 01:48:44 PMI updated the files with a few changes based on JDMEK5HGTND67GEHF's suggestions.
Quote from: MaestroUGC on July 29, 2009, 04:36:47 PMI Know more about music than anybody else at our school,especially when I start rambling on about msuic
thanks for that
Ah, to be young and stupid again.
Oh god please put that away, young stupid Maestro is something I didn't need to know existed
old stupid Maestro is hard enough as-is
Quote from: E. Gadd Industries on March 22, 2017, 02:35:12 PM3/22/17 Harpagon (n.)- new Dragon-type Pokémon, along with Bagon, Shelgon, Flygon, Druddigon, Hydreigon, and Porygon
Quote from: AmpharosAndy on March 22, 2017, 04:13:38 PMAh porygon, my favourite dragon type!
Quote from: mastersuperfan on March 22, 2017, 04:16:07 PMshhhhh it's trying to fit in don't give it away
Conversion though
Quote from: MaestroUGC on March 22, 2017, 09:10:44 AMAh, to be young and stupid again.
"again"
jk ily maestro
That's the joke, thanks for playing.
For future usage
Quote from: SlowPokemon on November 21, 2014, 07:16:23 AMI'm officially writing nocturne off as a lost cause of humanity
Also, relevant:
Quote from: Bespinben on November 21, 2014, 12:00:45 PMReading super old posts (esp. one's own) is incredibly entertaining, for some reason.
(Last two hours *poof*)
wow that really WAS rude
it's 2017, free games exist
...a 3DS game though, Noc? Really? An Ace Attorney 3DS game?
I have never heard of ace attorney outside this website
wrong answer
Quote from: NocturneOfShadow on March 24, 2017, 08:23:35 PMI have never heard of ace attorney outside this website
qft lol
WRONG answer
Lol right answer
ily alti
In reference to the Elder Scrolls series:
Quote from: NocturneOfShadow on April 01, 2017, 09:47:16 AMThey call VI "breath of the wild"
Quote from: E. Gadd Industries on April 03, 2017, 04:58:58 PMKFBEBAJCICITH I JUST GOT STRUCK BY LIGHTNING, THIS GAME IS GREAT
Quote from: Dudeman on April 03, 2017, 11:52:12 AMYaaaawwwwwn, I don't know the last time I've slept for that long.
Anything happen while I was out?
Quote from: Hero of Trains on April 03, 2017, 06:33:51 PMYou changed your face, but you might have already realized that.
if we're counting olimar's quote that means I got a hat trick, make a note of that
Quote from: Olimar12345 on April 24, 2017, 02:30:57 PMno look at gurl till married for 30 years
Wisdom to live by
Quote from: Yug_Guy on April 25, 2017, 04:53:38 PM(http://i.imgur.com/Aws2q6D.gif)
Ya done good kid, ya done good.
One of my favorite .gifs.
Quote from: Harvest on January 17, 2010, 08:01:50 AMQew...your friend got exiled to France?
What the hell?
Quote from: SuperFireKirby on January 17, 2010, 01:10:20 PMThat's the worst kind of exile there is. In a close second place is Quebec.
doesn't need context
Quote from: AmpharosAndy on April 28, 2017, 01:35:21 AMPDS: Hey, mang.
Purtnar: Sup, muffinbabe?
PDS: This friend issue thingy is kind of a red flag situation ya get me yeh? Ya don't want ta be a crazy dominato weirdo, do yah?
Purtnar: I guess naht. Fanks for bein' franks, brofish.
PDS: Nah prob, bog. We gud?
Purtnar: We gud.
I had a feeling that might show up here XD
Quote from: Bloop on May 01, 2017, 11:08:10 AMi can't turn on my phone again and i'm starting to feel lonely phonely
Quote from: BoywithoutaFairy on May 01, 2017, 09:46:16 PMWhat is on the dark side of the Moon?
Quote from: E. Gadd Industries on May 02, 2017, 04:04:25 AMSpoiler
JOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHN CEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNAAAAAAAAAAAAASpoiler
No, really! You can't see him!
Well I guess it's time to update the Google Sheet now that I'm back...
Yeah! I'll be in it this time :D
the real question is am I still winning
Quote from: ThatHiddenCharacter on January 17, 1970, 10:58:46 PMDudeman's practically one level down from a god. He's a Dudemigod.
Just needed to save this here.
Quote from: Altissimo on May 04, 2017, 09:49:11 PMIn general, Noc, you seem to love this sort of rhetoric where you claim that your viewpoints are objectively superior by nature of their being your viewpoints and that there is literally no other "sane" way to look at the world. This is why Dude kicked you out of the skype chat. I don't know if you're intentionally trying to get under people's skin or if you are simply so closed-minded that you literally cannot accept the existence of alternative viewpoints to the ones that you possess but the more you do it the more irritating it fucking gets and I would thank you to fucking stop. It is possible to have political debates without making derogatory comments that implicitly question the mental health of people with opposing viewpoints from you.
You know I hold no ill will against you as a person and we have friendly conversations very often, but when you make statements like this I just want to throw it all out the window because it seems as though you have no respect whatsoever for people who hold different viewpoints from you and you are really coming across as a hugely insufferable ass because of it. Please think before you post.
I don't think it's entirely necessary to quote this...
No reason not to.
Well it's a pretty useful quote
So apparently I'm Scott Joplin now
Quote from: Dudeman on May 05, 2017, 05:35:35 PMSo apparently I'm Scott Joplin now
No, you're Dudeman.
This is Scott Joplin
(http://mediad.publicbroadcasting.net/p/wrti/files/styles/medium/public/201511/ScottJoplin.jpg)
This is getting out of hand. Now there are two of them!
I never thought I'd be the one to say this, but less spam, please.
Quote from: Yug_Guy on May 08, 2017, 08:37:38 AM*muffled Shooting Stars (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3mUfOs-CTCw) plays in the distance*
I'm going to store this here for future use.
Quote from: AmpharosAndy on April 26, 2017, 12:38:05 PMSomebody quickly complain about something unrelated to change the subject.
most disgraceful.
Quote from: Olimar12345 on May 08, 2017, 02:13:33 PMmost disgraceful.
This isn't for spam, I'm actually quoting it :P
And this is one of those rare occasions where I visit the Hall of Quotes to actually put a quote.
Quote from: braixen1264 on May 08, 2017, 04:56:44 PMI try to avoid people as much as I can
Quote from: SlowPokemon on May 08, 2017, 07:15:47 PMyes but sometimes XY + XY = XXX if you know what I'm saying
Quote from: Latios212 on May 10, 2017, 05:34:57 PMHere's a bit of advice: you don't want people to be mad at you for putting things on the quiz, you want them to be mad at themselves for not getting the ones you put on the quiz.
*evil laughs at this past round*
Quote from: BlackDragonSlayer on May 12, 2017, 08:29:35 PMIt seems to me like the root of this is that <insert name here> is really overthinking things.
Could be useful
Quote from: Nebbles on May 17, 2017, 11:25:26 AMDang it, they're in bass so I can't make a "treblemakers" pun :(
Quote from: ThatHiddenCharacter on May 17, 2017, 11:29:00 AMYeah, but if they don't behave, the chorus might have to drop the bass.
School Punmaster/Pun Enthusiast-approved.
Quote from: Maelstrom on May 26, 2017, 08:26:55 AMThat happened to me too. I just didn't pick it back up and moved on to other games telling myself I'll be back later.
Quote from: InsigTurtle on May 29, 2017, 03:45:55 AMWait... You can't analyze my aura yet! We haven't even been on a date!
Quote from: SlowPokemon on June 18, 2017, 11:07:44 PMAgain, I'm a fan of Mario, legos, and mariolegofan
My name is mariolegomariolegofanfan
Quote from: braixen1264 on June 18, 2017, 11:28:19 PMI'm a fan of Mario, legos, and mariolegomariolegofanfan
My name is mariolegomariolegomariolegofanfanfan
Quote from: WaluigiTime64 on June 19, 2017, 02:20:21 AMI'm a fan of Mario, legos, mariolegofan, mariolegomariolegofanfan, and mariolegomariolegomariolegofanfanfan.
My name is WaluigiTime64.
Quote from: mastersuperfan on June 19, 2017, 10:58:26 AMI'm a fan of Mario, legos, mariolegofan, mariolegomariolegofanfan, mariolegomariolegomariolegofanfanfan, and WaluigiTime64.
My name is JOOOOHHHHN CEEEEEEEENAAAAAA
Kudos to Waluigi: the ultimate fan.
Quote from: InsigTurtle on June 28, 2017, 03:35:25 PMI've had many ideas for quizzes, like sad melodies only (couldn't do because of Kirby), Eb minor only (couldn't do because of Kirby), DK Rap only (couldn't do because of Kirby), Kirby only (couldn't do because of Kirby), melodies that represent the looming darkness of the inevitable heat death of the universe (couldn't do because of Kirby), etc. etc.
for future use:
Quote from: BlackDragonSlayer on July 05, 2017, 10:26:19 AMsomething something ninsheetmusic something something not ninmidimusic
Quote from: Olimar12345 on July 05, 2017, 01:58:41 PMDon't worry, I did that intentionally because I don't like you.
Quote from: Nebbles on July 28, 2017, 01:53:47 PMI can't believe I'm so emotionally invested in a game about lawyers.
Quote from: Yug_Guy on July 31, 2017, 04:41:17 PMStealing jokes is bad
Unless it is from Game Grumps
...
It's snowing on Mt. Fuji...
Quote from: Dudezy on August 08, 2017, 11:46:50 PMAnyone choosing to access the site because of its round shape
QuoteGene Wilder is just a discount Owen Wilson. Also, Yoko Ono was the best member of the Beatles
Quote from: InsigTurtle on August 17, 2017, 03:17:35 PMYou're bored when you have all these technology thingamajigs like Walkmans or iPods or VCRs or Tamagotchis? Let me tell you, back in my day, we used to cut wood and it was fun and we never got bored of cutting wood to feed the war machine against those Antarcticans and every Saturday we used to go out hunting in the woods trying to catch a nice narwhal to bring back and feed the wife and 23 children and 4 aunts and 4 ants and 5 uncles and the pet dog Charlie, oh, he was a fine dog, a German Shepard, you see, very hard to find back then, and he used to eat the leftover ham and peas and roast chicken and sole fillet in a lemon butter emulsion and the finest caviar on lobster roulettes with champagne on the side and let me tell you, I never got bored when I was a young'un, kids these days need to have more respect for the elderly because we are elderly and let me tell you, with the technology thingamajigs like Walkmans or iPods or VCRs or Tamagotchis or Gameboys you have these days you lazy kids should never get bored that's why we spend 1000 dollars on all your playthings and let me tell you, back in my day, 1000 dollars would buy you a lot more useful stuff y'see like a new car and a new house and a new life and a new planet and a new solar system and a new galaxy and a new shack where we used to cut wood and it was fun and we never got bored of cutting wood!
Quote from: WaluigiTime64 on August 20, 2017, 01:52:29 PMI think it was a road trip from Sydney to Adelaide, which according to google is: 14 h 17 min (1,374.9 km)
We stopped a bunch.
I only go on one road trip frequently, and that's the annual trip to the Gold Coast: 9 h 47 min (855.2 km)
None of these places really exist but considering I probably don't exist either it's 100% legitimate.
Quote from: Bloop on August 26, 2015, 07:58:28 AMAnother Dutch guy? YES I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE NOW
Quote from: ThatGamer on August 26, 2015, 08:00:36 AMHe's actually from Holland...
Quote from: SlowPokemon on August 26, 2015, 08:23:16 AMIM DEAD AND GONE
Quote from: Bloop on August 26, 2015, 08:24:12 AMdo you even
Quote from: ThatGamer on August 26, 2015, 11:31:23 AMAh, it's a city...okay, my bad.
Quote from: NocturneOfShadow on August 26, 2015, 12:19:48 PMNo, I don't think it's a city
Quote from: Dude on August 26, 2015, 12:21:11 PMI'm crying
Quote from: ThatGamer on August 26, 2015, 12:22:38 PMTown? Neighbourhood?
Quote from: Dude on August 26, 2015, 12:27:17 PMyes.
Quote from: ThatGamer on August 26, 2015, 12:28:08 PMOkay, that's good. Thanks Dude!
Quote from: Dude on August 26, 2015, 12:49:12 PM(http://i61.tinypic.com/2euk6di.gif)
aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh
he quoted thatgamer not himself
More like the whole convo is what I was quoting but ok
*referring to convo quote* aaaaaand there goes some of my faith in humanity
Quote from: E. Gadd Industries on August 26, 2017, 08:50:19 AMaaaaaand there goes some of my faith in humanity
Most useful quote 2017
Quote from: Tobbeh99 on August 26, 2017, 04:30:40 PMAll politicians are like "blah blah blah taxes blah blah".
Quote from: Dudeman on August 29, 2017, 09:42:49 PMRIGHT ABOUT NOW IT'S TIME TO ROCK WITH THE BIGGITY BUCK BUMBLE
Quote from: Trasdegi on September 02, 2017, 11:27:52 AM
Quote from: Dude on September 02, 2017, 10:44:26 AMHa
Note: this quote is not a hall of quotes quote, just a repost of what I said in a earlier post. Please understand.
Quote from: ThatHiddenCharacter on September 04, 2017, 07:00:11 PMMy (random) thought of the moment:
E. Gadd is definitely SMG4 in disguise. Which means he doesn't exist because SMG4 is Australian and Australia doesn't exist. This also means he's best friends with the nonexistent WaluigiTime64 and they run Waluigi's Taco Stand together. And BrainyLucario is SMG4's brother Kevin, who is also nonexistent.
I originally had only that first sentence and the rest just came out of me at an alarming rate.
ban'd 4 lyfe
Quote from: Static on September 06, 2017, 05:40:52 PMI'm available most Saturday nights for watching movies except for this Saturday. Here's some suggestions I have:
- The Room
- Super Mario Bros. (Movie)
- Cool Cat Saves the Kids
- Fateful Findings
- The Amazing Bulk
Here's some actually good suggestions I have:
- The Room
- Super Mario Bros. (Movie)
- Cool Cat Saves the Kids
- Fateful Findings
- The Amazing Bulk
Quote from: mastersuperfan on September 10, 2017, 08:16:58 PMAnd for the record I would be willing to go through and check the whole site if need be
Can't take it back now.
Quote from: WaluigiTime64 on September 09, 2017, 10:53:08 PMwell i may not have done well but at least i'm dank and in the end that's all that counts
Quote from: LeviR.star on September 10, 2017, 08:18:33 PMCan't take it back now.
You make it sound like I have any intention of backing out of that offer.
Quote from: Dude on September 16, 2017, 05:33:11 AMThis isn't helpful at all but I figured I'd bring it to light.
Idr if this is already here but I thought I'd share it again anyway lol:
Quote from: ThatGamer on August 21, 2015, 04:04:57 PMIs George Foreman even a real guy?
Quote from: Dude on August 21, 2015, 04:06:14 PMno he's cgi
You should totally revive that thread, Olimar
I did it for u
thank u dude
Quote from: Lkjhgfdsa_77 on September 21, 2017, 01:12:58 PMI disagree.
(http://i.imgur.com/JQuxkEz.png) (https://imgur.com/JQuxkEz)
Quote from: Pianist Da Sootopolis on September 23, 2017, 10:47:37 PMyou have the largest of anyone on the website
hmu sometime pds, i'll show you mine if you show me yours
aw heck yea
the p and the d in pds don't stand for what you think
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Quote from: SlowPokemon on September 24, 2017, 12:42:39 PMthe p and the d in pds don't stand for what you think
i can assure you that the b and the d in bds stand for exactly what you think they are
no dirty subversion pls
BDS, mmm...
obviously, the b and d stand for "big daddy"
B- ig daddy
D- addy big
S- tuff
you'll undersit when you're older
Overstand*
Congrats on 50 pages.
congerts
Quote from: AmpharosAndy on September 24, 2017, 02:04:56 PMB- ig daddy
D- addy big
S- tuff
you'll undersit when you're older
i'm -7982 years old, how much longer until i can oversit
why are you so fast
Quote from: InsigTurtle on September 25, 2017, 11:16:00 PMi do not wish to see the word anthropomorphized following any word, thank you very much
qft
Quote from: Dude on October 03, 2017, 09:37:22 AM(http://68.media.tumblr.com/42881770525519c3769accbcacc9d1fd/tumblr_inline_of8ol6iug01rnb81o_540.jpg)
I'm not sorry at all.
Quote from: BrainyLucario on October 03, 2017, 09:42:16 AMI can get behind this.
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
WOW OKAY XDDDDDD the pic didn't load on school WiFi, so he didn't need see it. Which makes it better!
OH.....I didn't see the picture
Suuuuure you didn't. ;)
Quote from: blueflower999 on October 15, 2017, 04:27:12 PMMaelstrom threw my emoji fidget spinner out the window and i didn't get it for a few days and now it's so rusty that it can't spin
:'( :'( :'( :'( :'(
Quote from: Maelstrom on October 15, 2017, 04:27:42 PMHe waited a week.
Also he deserved it
Quote from: Olimar12345 on October 15, 2017, 04:43:50 PMThank you, no, bless you, Maelstrom.
Quote from: Dudeman on October 15, 2017, 05:57:50 PMMaelstrom 4 Admin
Quote from: Pianist Da Sootopolis on October 15, 2017, 09:48:56 PMMaelstrom 4 Supreme Leader
Quote from: braixen1264 on October 15, 2017, 10:14:26 PMMaelstrom 4 President 2020
Quote from: Latios212 on October 15, 2017, 10:23:00 PMMealstrom 4 Dinner
How did I miss this chain
Quote from: BrainyLucario on October 22, 2017, 02:16:51 AMPiano out of tune? FIX IT WITH FLEX TAPE! Failing grade in school? FLEX TAPE IT UP!! House destroyed by a horde of Emus? JUST SLAP ON SOME FLEX TAPE!
Cue the self-quoting quote because you guy shame this for some reason
'Preciate it dudeman
Quote from: ZeldaFan on October 31, 2017, 03:09:11 PM#229 - October 31, 2017
Do you have any fun plans for Halloween?
Do you have a costume, and what is it?
Quote from: blueflower999 on October 31, 2017, 03:54:46 PMone of my mealstrom's friends barged into our room dressed as Waluigi and recited the first few verses of Genesis replacing random words with WAH and WALUIGI and I think that's the only celebrating I need
Quote from: Staticim here to remind everyone mario galaxy is 10 years old today
Quote from: SlowPokemon on November 09, 2017, 03:23:24 AMBased on how "Mean Bean" sounds like it's from a certain Nintendo RPG, I'd say that's superstar sega
Is triple-posting acceptable
Quote from: Dude on November 10, 2017, 09:04:25 PMi mean he can be the best guy but not the best dude
because i am
Quote from: InsigTurtle on November 18, 2017, 05:26:39 PMhe might give no shits but i sure hope he still takes shits
Quote from: Dude on November 18, 2017, 09:13:30 PMWhat I do with my anus is none of your business.
Quote from: BoywithoutaFairy on December 01, 2017, 10:48:21 AMI mean you can think what you want. I'm just telling you what happened.
Arguably the best quote from the politics thread:
Quote from: LeviR.star on December 05, 2017, 09:11:01 AMWhy wasn't this locked 139 pages ago
*bows* Thank you. I am honored.
Quote from: BlackDragonSlayer on December 13, 2017, 06:16:29 PMIf you really want to, but you don't have to.
BDS's 7000th post, now preserved for all time.
I think 776 posts later is going to be the really special one!
For future use:
Quote from: Dude on December 25, 2017, 08:40:39 AMyou're talking about yourself again... why am I not surprised
For future use, of course.
Can't wait for that time in the future lol.
Quote from: Olimar12345 in a Locked topicThe only reason I posted this was to waste your time.
I'd rather not bring this topic back up by mentioning it
Lol I remember that
Quote from: SlowPokemon on January 10, 2018, 07:17:06 PMTo be fair, what normally makes sense is not what always makes sense to Wolf
Quote from: E. Gadd Industries on January 12, 2018, 08:41:22 AMMerry birthday, swimswamit! Hope your birthday goes...
...
...
swimmingly!
;)
#predictable
EDIT: The above message was posted in response to a reply that BespinBen made, which now appears to have been deleted. That message simply contained the following quote:
Quote from: adaline on January 21, 2018, 02:13:39 AMCall me pedantic, but I'm not very fond of the appearance dictated by the formatting guidelines and I would rather not have my score edited to match them. I'm very particular about my scores.
(https://www.dropbox.com/s/67fnwqztfrc1be5/Screenshot_2018-01-23-23-55-31~2.png?dl=1)
(https://i.imgur.com/YIzJggU.png)
what a way to make a comeback
I always knew you'd return, shado!
Quote from: DudemanAnything can be a meme if you try hard enough
Quote from: Dudeman on February 14, 2018, 07:48:51 PMBe happy that you make life better for everyone.
Wholesome Hall of Quotes. <3
Awwwwwww <3
I really like the sound of that.
Who knew the relationship thread could have something nice in it ;)
get
Quote from: Yug_Guy on February 20, 2018, 03:16:42 PMQuote from: E. Gadd Industries on February 19, 2018, 08:16:36 PM2/19/18 Mortantly (adv.)- M-Morty, we gotta *burp*, we gotta make a definition for t-this stupid *burp*, definition game, Morty.
I-I mean, it's really n-not that bad Rick, I don't know why you don't like it-
Because I don't need to use big, fancy words Morty! If I can explain something in three *burp* syllables or less, it means I've done my job, Morty!
A-Aaaaww geez Rick...
^^Saw that one coming
tyvm
I sense an ulterior motive in that birthday post
Quote from: TWG Samus on March 11, 2018, 07:19:26 PMAn account is an account, you can't say it's only a half
Quote from: WaluigiTime64 on April 13, 2018, 05:03:48 PMAs it turns out I have no idea what I'm doing. Then again I've never had any idea of what I'm doing, so whatever I did is probably the usual bunch of errors... multiplied by 7.
shut up
Quote from: MaestroUGC on April 25, 2013, 09:10:37 PMIf Olimar doesn't win I will burn down the TWG sub-forum.
It's much better out of context
Quote from: Sebastian on May 24, 2018, 05:27:44 AMNow we're in favor of the rules. Alrighty then.
Sebastian deserves a medal.
Maybe if it had pertained to the conversation. Too bad it made no sense.
lol
Well soon the rules will change and I will go back to not needing to shit on them anyway. +1 in scum bandwagoning for Levi in the mean time though.
Quote from: Deku Trombonist on May 28, 2018, 01:01:17 AMQuote from: Onimadi on May 27, 2018, 10:35:47 PMI want to know if these details are more detailed?
You betcha! They're the detailedest details that ever detailed.
remember when everyone wasn't offended by the smallest little thing
yeah me neither
Maybe playing the victim is fun or something
(JOKE)
How dare you
You didn't use a period. That offends me.
Quote from: Olimar12345 on May 28, 2018, 02:07:06 PMMaybe playing the victim is fun or something
Haha sounds familiar. I think I heard this story before.
I love this thread
(not a joke)
alti makes me laugh with every post now
Quote from: Altissimo on May 28, 2018, 03:42:43 PMI love this thread
(a joke)
I love taking things out of context X)
EDIT: Love ya Alti, pls don't hurt me
Quote from: Sebastian on May 28, 2018, 03:00:39 PMHaha sounds familiar. I think I heard this story before.
haha you would
Quote from: SlowPokemon on May 28, 2018, 05:09:31 PMalti makes me laugh with every post now
aw man you shouldnt have said that now i have Standards to live up to
Quote from: Dude on May 28, 2018, 08:32:51 PMhaha you would
(http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/993/527/9ca.png)
Quote from: Sipan1234 on January 10, 2011, 12:34:24 PMI like stabbing is fun because I enjoy it
Quote from: Sipan1234 on January 10, 2011, 12:34:24 PMguys I really like stabbing this no joke. l mean it
Quote from: Sipan1234 on January 10, 2011, 12:34:24 PMno kidding l really like stabbing. stabbing is really fun to do man
Quote from: Sipan1234 on January 10, 2011, 12:34:24 PMYou and I are going to kill everyone stabbing yay :D
and finally:
Quote from: sipan1234 on January 09, 2011, 01:52:23 PMbut what name? sure the greatest country of Japan?
Now that was a quality thread.
the France bashing cracked me up
Spoiler
Quote from: SuperFireKirby on January 13, 2011, 01:09:07 PMHey Roz, how many Germans does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, because that's how many Germans it takes to scare a Frenchman into doing it for him! HARHARHAR
Quote from: DrP on January 13, 2011, 02:14:56 PMHey SFK
Why are the streets in Paris so wide??? So the Germans can march through Paris
Why are all the streets in Paris covered with Trees??? So the Germans can march in the shade!
Quote from: SuperFireKirby on January 13, 2011, 05:33:01 PMHow do you confuse a French soldier? Give him a gun and tell him to shoot it.
How do you separate the men from the boys in Paris? With a crowbar.
And on to the Jokes Thread!
Quote from: SlowPokemon on June 09, 2018, 08:19:10 AMSports suck so bad that these pages make me want to stop reading this thread for a week
Quote from: notdude on June 09, 2018, 08:46:58 AMThen don't.
honestly tho
Don't passive-aggressively tell us to stop talking about a topic if you don't have anything else we could talk about.
It's obnoxious.
I just found it funny at the time. People can talk about sports, I don't care.
It was totes serious af and completely passive aggressive
I wasn't necessarily talking about just you, it was a plural "you"
And slow, given your track record, I wouldn't be surprised.
no
Quote from: AmpharosAndy on June 03, 2018, 01:25:26 PMProbably a case of 'it's so popular, nobody dare do it'
levi dare
Quote from: TWG Link on June 15, 2018, 08:16:18 PMI was TWG Link.
I've never seen a post more unclear than this
you got me :(
Quote from: Maelstromwhat
Albert Einstein quoted "The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results."
Quote from: Splatoon Inkling on July 12, 2018, 01:44:30 PMAlbert Einstein quoted "The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results."
There, now it's official
(the intended purpose of the Hall is to quote other people on the forums)
Quote from: Dudeman on July 12, 2018, 02:07:36 PMThere, now it's official
(the intended purpose of the Hall is to quote other people on the forums)
oops sorry
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/314956326415499264/495822405550342144/bonu_trolled.png
(https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/037/923/keikaku.jpg)
Quote from: Latios212 on October 12, 2018, 04:46:30 PM(jk I might accidentally misclick something one day)
Quote from: Libera on October 13, 2018, 01:33:44 AMThere's actually a big button on the admin interface that just reads 'DELETE NSM' and there's not even a confirmation screen when you click on it.
Quote from: WaluigiTime64 on October 13, 2018, 03:24:30 AMnsm doomsday real
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/496189069873774593/500614614782967808/NSM_Doomsday.png
Quote from: mikey on November 28, 2018, 10:08:09 PMIf you put an ice cream stall right before the spinny rides you can make people throw up
This has been:
Architectural Placement, with mikey.TM
hey thats not funny
Quote from: InsigTurtle on December 09, 2018, 01:40:13 AMq
Quote from: E. Gadd Industries on December 09, 2018, 11:39:20 AMObserve, as the wild Insig attempts to communicate. But little does he know, his communication patterns are far too advanced to be comprehended by those in vicinity to receive the message.
Quote from: hoggers on July 22, 2019, 07:14:24 PMI HAD A WHOLE DOOFENSHMIRTZ SPEECH ON MY MASTER PLAN
Ah-HA! Perry the Platypus, you have fallen once again for my trap! And now, while you are trapped in that silicone bubble, BEHOLD, MY MAKE-THINGS-TINY-INATOR!! It all started back when I was a child, and my brother, Roger, was always the favorite... <backstory flashback> but now, with this inator, I will shrink city hall and add it to my collection of scale model buildings! And by default, I WILL BE MADE RULER OF THE TRI-STATE AREA!!
from disc:
Brainy: @E.Gadd that hurt me emotionally
E. Gadd: What?
Brainy: You know what you did
E. Gadd: Whomst?
Brainy: The Macarena
I really need to save those little convos. They truly are magical
(https://i.imgur.com/nLgc0gf.jpg)
SAME LOOOL
I actually read it as game freak but then was worried it meant girlfriend
oh for pete's sake you guys that was *right* in the middle of a pokemon discussion good grief
I love you all
wait is dudeman actually single or what
Be hungry be crazy.
(Steve Jobs)
Google Sheet has been updated for the first time in 3 years. Also made a new Google Data Studio report, links to both in the OP.