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So I bought some recording stuffs awhile back and haven't been using them as much as a should. So I'm recording lots of da musics right now. I'm not a very talented musician, vocalist or audio mixer, so don't expect too much. And if by some miracle you like it, tell all your friends that you're friends with a super coll rockstar and that they should give me money.

Here's a bad Bon Iver cover with a drumtrack that needs rerecording(please don't mind my awful falsetto): https://soundcloud.com/the_in_finite/skinny-love-bon-iver-cover

Now, this sn't a OMG I HATE MODERN MUSIC or an OMG I LOVE MODERN MUSIC. It's both.

I think music of the popular and non-video game/classical/orchestral/etc. variety does get treated unfairly on this site though. SO I SHALL EDUCATE YOU SILLY FOOLS. This is going to have reviews as well as rants. So I'll start with a countdown.

No, this isn't a story about the community, unless of course you want it to be.

This is a story that shall be written by you, the community. Well, sort of. How it will work is:

1) You send me pm's with suggestions of every sort. Plot, settings, characters, events etc. Try to be thorough with your thoughts though, please. Make sure to include details(Ex. describe the character's personality, appearance, ect.) or you can just tell me to fill in the details for you if you don't have the time to go in depth.

B) I sift through all the ideas and write a a cohesive and awesome story while using as many of your ideas as possible.

C) You read it, provide feedback, and send me more ideas.

I hope this is something that can actually happen, but in order for it to work, there must be PARTICIPATION. I plan on putting up new chapters every Saturday, giving people a solid week to send me any ideas that tickle their fancy.

But I need to know something first. What the hell is this story even about? PM me and let me know.

[AND BURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN THEM!]

The End of Zee Waurld:

FastNon-ImaginaryAnimal awoke in a daze. He looked around what appeared to be a bombed out building. Shrapnel and debris littered every inch of the floor. The roof looked as if it had been torn open, or more likely, exploded inward. From the gaping whole he could see the sky, a disgusting mixture of brown and gray. The air was thick, laden with ash, difficult to breathe. 
What happened? Fast wondered. He tried to recall what had happened before he had become unconscious, but could not. Just then, a huge computer monitor in the center of the room lit up. From the white, illuminated screen came as voice. Hallow, cold, robotic.

MegaConglomo Incorporated has done it. They have wiped life from the whole earth. Except for you. The few. The alive. Unfortunately, there are still those infected with MegaConglomo's terrible virus. They look like you, talk like you, walk like you. But they hunger for you. Mmmmmmmmm..... oh yes, they wish to fill their bellies with your ever so scrumptious flesh. You must find them.

AND BURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN THEM![/b]

As the computer said this, Fast noticed from the window a group of people in the distance...

1.Infected(Wolf)
2.Infected(Wolf)
3.Infected(Wolf)
4.Human
5.Human
6.Human
7.Human
8.Human
9.Human
10.Human
11.Human
12.Human

Player List:

1. C-DaYtImE (K-Night)
2. Chick (Dude)
3. RedTree666 (BlueFlower999)
4. FastNon-ImaginaryAnimal (SlowPokemon)
5. CWoman69 (Kman96)
6. LightMetaknight (ShadowKirby)
7. SnotAlpaca (Spitllama)
8. CyanHelpfulMammal (VermillionVermin)
9. Davy (yvaD)
10. NotTheWolf (Mashi)
11. TheOppositeOfWrydryn (Wrydryn)
12. zgemmanuel (gzgregory)

PM'S ARE OUT.

It is NIGHT 1. Night 1 will end on Saturday 8 PM EST

[The End of Zee Waurld:]

The End of Zee Waurld:

MegaConglomo Incorporated has done it. They have wiped life from the whole earth. Except for you. The few. The alive. Unfortunately, there are still those infected with MegaConglomo's terrible virus. They look like you, talk like you, walk like you. But they hunger for you. Mmmmmmmmm..... oh yes, they wish to fill their bellies with your ever so scrumptious flesh. You must find them.

AND BURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN THEM!

1.Infected(Wolf)
2.Infected(Wolf)
3.Infected(Wolf)
4.Human
5.Human
6.Human
7.Human
8.Human
9.Human
10.Human
11.Human
12.Human

Player Signup List:

1. C-DaYtImE (K-Night)
2. Chick (Dude) 
3. RedTree666 (BlueFlower999)
4. FastNon-ImaginaryAnimal (SlowPokemon)
5. CWoman69 (Kman96)
6. LightMetaknight (ShadowKirby)
7. SnotAlpaca (Spitllama)
8. CyanHelpfulMammal (VermillionVermin)
9. Davy (yvaD)
10. NotTheWolf (Mashi)
11. TheOppositeOfWrydryn (Wrydryn)
12. zgemmanuel (gzgregory)

GO go GO!

Why, they're right here, of course:

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People in Canadia, Europe, and Australia get to have their names readable for being so special.

[Teen Titans]

Welcome! I review things of the visual motion caputred/animated variety. You can suggest titles for me to watch and review, or I'll just post something random each day/week/whateva. Enjoy!

I though I'd start with a television show I recently started watching again.

Teen Titans

Teen Titans has a special place in my heart as it carved what would be come my deep love for the tragic hero with season 2 and Terra's story.

One problem many people have with Teen Titan's is it's psuedo-anime animation style. While many times, it gets taken too far and becomes fairly campy, much of the time it helps support TT's style of humor. I also just find the style over-all appealing, and for the I find the style to be much more of a pro that a con.

I simply adore this show because it's one of the few that wasn't afraid to put mature themes into a childrens show. Not like language or sexual stuff, I mean themes that are actually MATURE. Like betrayal, death, and oh yeah THE END OF HUMANITY. Really, what other children's show would go so far as to have an all out apocalypse, complete with people turned to stone and a giant four-eyed demon?

I also adore the fact that Scott Menville was cast to play Robin as he also plays the voice of the main character in my all-time favorite video game DARK CLOUD 2.

And the fact that all five of the Titans are thoroughly complex character with very unique and awesome personalities I find amazing since you don't see that in many tv shows in general anymore, let alone a kid's show.

Cyborg is a beast in every way imaginable. The dude eats, like, half the city in one episode. I mean, come on. How do you top that?

Possibly the only aspect of the show I didn't enjoy was the fact that, though Robin is the only Titan without super powers, he kicks, by far, the most ass. I mean, it's extremely enjoyable and satisfying watching him kick so much ass in such an amazing fashion, but really, you would think that the other Titans would be a bit more successful. They others do bear, well, let's see: black magic, robotically enhanced strength and a sonic cannon, alien super strength and laser eyes, and the ability to change into any animal in the universe. You'd think they could manage better than a guy with some kung-fu, dick bombs, and a retractable metal pole, but I digress.

Teen Titans has remained one of my favorite cartoons and one of my favorite tv shows in general ever since I discovered it way back when in ummmm 2003, I think? It's an irreplaceable part of my childhood and I have a feeling I will be watching reruns of it for a long time to come.

9.5/10

My revision of the Bible. Now, before we get into Jesus and Friends, we need some backround info. So we must travel back in time to the MUCH LESS IMPORTANT part of the Bible known as the Old Testament.

Genisis Pt.1:

     Now in the beginning it was dark. Then God was like,"Now where did I leave my car keys again?" So he flipped on the light switch and found a ball of dirt. So he was all like,"This is pretty sweet." So he went and washed it off but kept some water on it with his awesome God powers. Then he got out his arts & crafts kit and decorated it with little foam trees and glitter. Then he made a guy out of popsicle sticks and then decided the little stickman needed a bro so he snapped him in half and made a second guy. Then God thought, WAIT I SHOULD MAKE HIM A CHICK. So he snapped off the second little stickman's little stickman. Then he found his car keys and went to the bar to pick up chicks with his newly appointed wingman, Michael. God scored 3 hot Pharma-chicks that night. It was LEGEN - wait for it - DARY.

     Now the little stick bro and little stick chick were left alone and all naked. And then a snake came out a bush and told stick chick "Girl, this bro you're hangin out with is a total tool. Did you see him playing that acoustic guitar? If you eat the ham of knowledge from the hambush over you'll turn into a BAZZING! PERFECT TEN, make that 2 perfect tens IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN and you'll be able to get any guy you want!"

     Now stick chick thought about this, but then was all  "lolkay". So she ate the ham and then gave some to stick bro. Then they gots smarter and become smart enough to figure out the snake was a total dick. God came back over after a VERY active night, if you know what I mean. Then he saw the stick people had EATEN HIS HAM. AND GOD SAYETH TO THE STICK PEOPLES "I'M PISSED." So he whispered into their ears, "Pssssssssss, you guys are naked."

     So the stick peoples were all "OHSHIT," and covered themselves with some leaves. Now because God knew The Bro Code back and forth he could not find Stick Bro at fault because of Bro Code Article #2: "A Bro is allowed to do something stupid as long as his fellow bros are doing it." So he only decided to punish Stick Chick and made her less smart, less physically fit, less good at being awesome, as well as many other things. He also made it so wimins had to poop out babies.

Pt.2 coming up soon

OMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM

disuses what you ate today, restaurants you love, eats and treats you love. FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD

So basically I just make insanely odd stories for every assignment in my Creative Writing class. And I think they may be worth sharing.

Assignment #1: Newspaper article involving a fight at 1 a.m on Mainstreet

     Last night at around 1 a.m. , a large fight broke out on Main Street between local rival conservative and liberal factions. What began as a bare knuckle brawl quickly escalated as the conservatives, which all of whom were NRA members, began shoostin up the whole place. The liberals quickly retreated back to the Bat Cave to begin plotting their revenge. Later in the morning, they unleashed an army of jelly beans and LAZER WHALES upon the conservatives. An estimated 6000 children had their candy forcefully taken from them during the attack.



Assignment #2: Write aboot 3 things that are silly(in a certain format).

1. Silly is Stephen Tyler's gigantic lips which could literally be used as a make-shift runway for a space shuttle.

2. Silly is the irrelevance of that last statement because Obama shut down the space program. Jerks.

3.Silly is Glen Beck and his chalk board for demonstrating points that already didn't make any sense but make even less sense after he explains them with his chalk board.




Assignment #3: A bad guy cowboy just walked into a saloon. Make a story that has a happy ending.

The bad man kicked down the door of the saloon with the force of one thousand whale-mobiles. But unfortunately for him, our hero was enjoying a nice plate of STEAMING HOT FREEDOM, washing it down with a tall glass of ICE COLD FREEDOM. Once done with his oh so tasty meal, he pimp slapped the bad man into a china cabinet. The day had been saved!

I thought we needed one of these. 2 million threads for vg and bunches of other more "nerd" classified music, I thought we could use one for music all those "cool" teenagers listen to. Go ahead, post something. Youtube links, talk aboot new musicians and bands you've discovered. Whatever you like.

Pretty much the same as the movie lovers topic, except it's for television, duh.

Anyways, anyone seen The Killing? Probably the best new television show this year in my opinion.

You now have a place to be on topic.

Me putting my mad photoshop skillz to use by making ART.

[Chapter 1: The Randomness Begins.]

Someone suggested that the four word story be compiled. I decided to act upon that suggestion. So here is Chapter 1.

Chapter 1: The Randomness Begins.

      I made a topic that when I eat pizza, the topic goes into a headlock that does a barrel roll! Peppy files copyright infringement on Palagerini then does not care anymore. He went clubbing saturday when the story was done. But not for long, because it was gone. Then everyone was dead. No one ever continued. Until I came along. And continued the story with me and his armpit hair so then the hair attacked the milkshake and sat on Dr. Evil's head with a pitchfork! He then gave kotorfanboy a high mustache on the top of Mt. Everest then he fell off....again.
      Then a bunch of bananas ate the queazy sailor named Captain Blubber who was wretched with banjo, kazooie, and that suspicious puss. A needle killed Wiiman and then it killed kotorfanboy but, scooterulez jumped in front and did the MATRIX yet died anyway. fail.
      Then out of nowhere there appeared a small undead WiiMan. He's risen. From some dog crap as the Russians bombed Romania with a large sword that has a Hugo pierced through its McFlabby Flabbyness. McFlabbyFlab Manwent to eat at Burger King and ordered a king burger when the employees bathed in Chuck Norris's sweat. Omega picked up a flamethrower and broke it when a giant piece of chocolate orange hit Mr. FLUFFY TAILS (Hugo's iguana), turning it into a half-dead monkey that loves Barney and friends who played marimba in 100/100. Then Pianoman screamed when Billy Joel played it with a Rabbit from Rayman's awesome bag of sugar cookies that was poisoned by The Muffin Man's pet mini muffin man.
      Mario jumped out of the pipe to see an evil giant naked baby who was eating a human hand. But gothic micro bunnies jumped into the tube and went to Mushroom Kingdom's famous strip club that Peach outlawed last thursday when somebody shot the sheriff right in his butt and made him cry because they didn't shoot Peewee Herman on Thursday with a toothpick.

Ever wanted to prove how smart you are? Or how much time you waste playing Trivial Pursuit? Well This Is The Place!

I'll start.
Did you know that some species of fish can speak?

I thought this was really funny and a really well done cover of the Duran Duran song Hungry Like the Wolf.
It's performed by Reel Big Fish which is one of my favorite Ska bands.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yxNw1bgH4dQ

Though not well known, Dark Cloud 2 has some pretty good songs and I've got one in particular I want done.

"Starlight Canyon"Dark Cloud 2[PS2]

Here's a video link. There's torrents out there but I never trust them so I'm just sticking with this.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBRoj05o5Gs&feature=related

BTW, Stella Valley was a typo on the European version which was called Dark Chronicle both there and in every other country besides the US because of copyright issues here. So in other words, leave as Starlight Canyon.

And to anyone who decides to do it thank you very much.

PS:I'm pretty sure the tempo is around 140.

The press conferences start in a few days and I think an E3 topic is necessary in a forum filled with spam. Just try to stay on topic please.

Anyway, I'm hoping that the nintendo press conference will be less disappointing than last year's. And I'm hoping for either a new kirby or zelda game for wii.

This is the place to express your point of view on the presidential election and to comment on how much George W. Bush is an idiot. And yes, I know some people don't live in the U.S. but this election really effects all nations.