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I'm just glad that there's now a butthole pokemon

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What a wonderful update!

Oh God, there's an American way to say the date? Why is it backwards? Why must your country measure things in the most inane ways?

uhhh....that's not a palindrome...

If he's coming here, it would be the state of fear, surely.

Looks to me like you've gotten yourself into an old fashioned pissing contest. Just remember to keep your head level, keep calm and your emotions in check. Keep it cool. Let him fire the shots (if indeed, there are any).

[ROBBED]

(AUSTRALIA WAS THIS CLOSE TO WINNING TOO)

WE WERE ROBBED. ROBBED

Bloody Ukraine and their political protest.

Edit: You call that a Eurovision song, BDS? That doesn't even come close to the most Eurovision song ever.

For the record, erection does not mean election.

It does in Australia. Everyone knows it's basically a huge wank.

:/ I forgot to put my retainer in last night.

:/ I forgot to put in my retainer in for the last three years.

@DreamingHawk
That sounds wonderful! I'm sure you will only get better and better!

I don't know where else to put this, so it's going here. Australia's officially in a mammoth 8-week, Double D erection and it will be my first time voting. AND I live in a semi-swing seat.

So while you guys are voting for a fascist orangutan and a woman who REALLY wants to be president, I have to choose between a guy who does basically nothing (but he could do SOMETHING if re-erected), or the party that thinks that zingers are in the national interest. What fun.

Australia's gettin' the Double D. Whoop whoop.

I've never heard of a house centipede. Besides, if you don't go near spiders, they won't kill you. They keep the mozzies away as well which can be very useful. You're more likely to get a kangaroo through your windshield or snake through your air vent anyways.

At first I thought that said 1.104%,which surprised me because I thought Hillary supporters were used to waiting, but clearly they are.

LOOK HOW CUTE IT IS IT'S SO CUTE EXPLORING THINGS LIKE AWW IT'S SO CUTE I JUST WANT TO HUG IT AND LOVE IT AND IT'S SO CUTE I CANNOT DEAL WITH THE CUTE OH MY GOD IT'S SO CUTE I LOVE IT LET ME LOVE THE CUTE LITTLE AWW

No, you're right. In Australia as well. Because it takes two months to change some 'z's to 's's and spell fairy with a 'y'.