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Story Telling / The Adventures of Sir Lance-a-little (Don't post)
« on: November 23, 2015, 07:40:20 PM »
Sir Lance-a-little
Quite some time ago (About 1000 years, but not quite) in England, there lived a man named Archibald Lance-a-little. He lived in a little thatched roof cottage, and had a little farm. He was not content with this life, and longed to be a knight, slay dragons, rescue damsels in distress, and have a LOT of fun! However, as he was a serf in feudal England, there really wasn’t a chance of this happening. Probably.
Also a long time ago (The same amount of time as previously) and also in England, there was a King named Richard the 2.5th. He wasn’t very nice, and he had long black hair which was said to be so greasy that it could fill a lantern for a fortnight. Both of these traits came together to give him the name “King Dick the Slick.”
King Dick the Slick had a daughter named Susan. Unfortunately for her, King Dick never let her leave the castle after she broke up with a suitor, and threatened to burn down the three nearest villages. This did not sit well with Susan, who desperately wanted to enact her revenge on her ex. Eventually, Susan convinced a servant boy (Who was also named Susan - his parents weren’t the brightest people, poor kid) to procure a messenger pigeon to send for help.
Several moons later, 5 people who claimed to be knights arrived at the castle of King Dick, and so our story begins.
Quite some time ago (About 1000 years, but not quite) in England, there lived a man named Archibald Lance-a-little. He lived in a little thatched roof cottage, and had a little farm. He was not content with this life, and longed to be a knight, slay dragons, rescue damsels in distress, and have a LOT of fun! However, as he was a serf in feudal England, there really wasn’t a chance of this happening. Probably.
Also a long time ago (The same amount of time as previously) and also in England, there was a King named Richard the 2.5th. He wasn’t very nice, and he had long black hair which was said to be so greasy that it could fill a lantern for a fortnight. Both of these traits came together to give him the name “King Dick the Slick.”
King Dick the Slick had a daughter named Susan. Unfortunately for her, King Dick never let her leave the castle after she broke up with a suitor, and threatened to burn down the three nearest villages. This did not sit well with Susan, who desperately wanted to enact her revenge on her ex. Eventually, Susan convinced a servant boy (Who was also named Susan - his parents weren’t the brightest people, poor kid) to procure a messenger pigeon to send for help.
Several moons later, 5 people who claimed to be knights arrived at the castle of King Dick, and so our story begins.
