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I've missed you Dude

I'M DEF MAD.  KIRBY: RIGHT BACK AT YA! IS GOAT

yes it is I! AND IT'S ONLY BEEN LIKE 5 SECONDS AND I'M ALREADY BEING ACCUSED OF BEING A NORMIE BY SOME NOOB

I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW I WAS WATCHING EVANGELION WHILE YOU WERE PROBABLY STILL IN DIAPERS, BUSTER

Kirby: Right Back at Ya! is the only anime I've ever watched.

it's also the only anime you ever need to watch

why can't girls(or I guess women now that I'm a fucking adult apparently) just make a little bit of sense?

actually let's expand that, why can't people make a little bit of sense?

like I'm at the point where I'm so bad at communicating with other humans I swear there's got to be something wrong with me and my stupid brain, like sociopathic tendencies or something, because I feel like an outsider, no matter where I am or who I'm with, and then I finally make a connection with someone that seems real and true and then one day they just fucking shove me away like old potatoes or something else of an equal revolting nature

try to pretend not to care, "nothing's wrong", "I'm fine", lying through my fucking teeth to keep anyone who actually seems to enjoy my existence from worry or mental discomfort. convinced my battles are ones that must be fought completely alone

I feel like the most perfect wallflower

aight back to lurkin for another 6 months

Started my new job at Arby's today and it wasn't terrible

With ongoing voter fraud investigations in multiple states, I think it's safe to say Clinton and DNC have rigged the fuck out of this primary.

So pain meds then? Probably a low dose opiate. Yeah, that stuff isn't very fun, don't know why anyone uses it recreationally.

Darn it, mostly came here to make a 16 Candles joke in case nobody wished me a happy birthday. AND YOU GUYS RUINED IT. I JUST WANT TO BE ABLE TO COMPARE MYSELF TO 1986 MOLLY RINGWALD, OKAY? SHE WAS BEAUTIFUL. AND NO ONE IS FUCKING BUYING THAT SHE WAS SOME LOSER NOBODY WITH A FACE LIKE THAT, OKAY 16 CANDLES? IT'S UNREALISTIC. god i love that movie

Thanks for the birthday wishes, guys!<3<3<3

next time you see him, walk up behind him without him knowing and use his head as a place to rest your drink/books/labradoodle/ect.

this will both demonstrate to him that you are taller than he is as well as test him for balance and coordination, both of which are, of course, good indicators of genetic excellence

i am tall, i know how this stuff works

you should probably check your tire pressure

THE CANADIAN BEAT THE CLOWN BUT HE'S STILL A CANADIAN AND CAN'T BE PRESIDENT WHY DOES EVERYONE SEEM TO FORGET THAT?

guys are super gross

i should know, i'm a guy

WHO SAID TED CRUZ DOESN'T SAY OR DO STUPID THINGS?

Though I'm not a huge fan of Disney movies getting the "Marvel cinematic" treatment, I can't really complain when the cast is as spectacular as it is.