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How can you call something like that benign?

It gives knee, back and joint pains, you can easily hurt your neck, easier to get carpal tunnel, your hands are a lot more sensitive than normal people and your can get early arthritis.

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=Benign+Hypermobility+Syndrome

But yeah I got Hypermobility in my left hand. Which is great because it gives me extreme control in my left hand, explains why I learned guitar and bass so easily, and also explains the knee pain I had when I was a kid (sometimes so painful I couldn't walk) and how easily I can twist my ankles.

Golf is probably the worst sport ever to watch. Probably even worse than baseball.

It's been a month since I've been on vacation.

My girlfriend is the opposite of that haha. I still pay stuff for her, but she keeps telling me it makes her shy when I pay for everything. I offered to pay her bus tickets and shit to come over at my place, but she doesn't want me to. I even tried giving her some tickets and she didn't want to take them. Hell last time we went out she refused that I pay for something because she wanted to give back the favor and pay something for me.

As for opening doors, I do that to everyone. It's called respect.

All the East-European guys stole ours jobs..

Anyway, Mike, how did your sleeping-over go?

I talked about it, but it got censored sadly. So you get the idea.

I think he meant me Moderated

I mean work in the US and get American money.  Hoho!  But wait, the Mexicans stole all the jobs.

They didn't steal the jobs, they just took the jobs that Americans that are too fucking lazy to get and then blame their laziness on Mexicans.

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I'm so getting pussy tonight... or at least a handjob. She's sleeping over 

You like men much more.

Yeah I agree, impossible to get drunk with half a beer unless you weight like 10 pounds. I need 12 beers just to be tipsy. Drinking sucks now, way too tolerant.

Try making ice cubes with mentos in them. Then put the ice into Coke glasses for guests, wait, laugh.

Boston sports teams > Pittsburgh sports teams

Fact.

And I'll be on a secret mission for the CIA for the next week, so I won't be online. Bye.

Bruins suck in playoffs.

I wanted the Red Wings to win. Fuck Crosby, he's good but a fucking crying baby bitch.

Third date tommorow
Going to eat at some mexican place then smoke some shisha.

I was 16 my first time.