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EDIT: Dudeissimo

Thank you for editing it. You scared me for a sec and I guess that could work! Alt and Dude trying to stop tbe heroes.

Thats why I am like this. He promised me pleasure. He said I would love it, he lied to me. I did nit like it, it hurt me and it is so traumatizing. He promised me god damn it....he did

Thats one of the greatest downsides of this. I become. a target not just here but in many many other places.Why do you think I was raped? Because depression made me weak, feeble, blind to the world.

Glad you guys enjoyed it! I just want funny stuff to make up for the dark chapters later.
Really dark >

[Chapter 2: The Chest]

Chapter 2 is here.

Chapter 2: The Chest
Trains led to me to the professor.

"Ah, in this house!" Trains exclaimed as she pulled me in.

"Hey professor!" Trains said as an old goomba with swirly glasses came into view.

"That's the professor?!" I exclaimed shock, "This old goomba? Is that even possible?!"

Trains shot me a look as the professor reddened.

"WHAT?!" he shouted on the top of his lungs, "How dare you ask if it's possible! Of course it is! I have an IQ so high that numbers can't even describe it! Just because we are underlings doesn't mean you can disrespect us!"

"Professor," Trains interjected calmly.

"I demand an apology! I demand it!" he yelled on top of his lungs.

"Professor," Trains replied more sternly.

"Do I look stupid to you girl?! Do I?! ANSWER ME!" he ranted.

"Professor!" Trains said, "We're getting off topic! We are here for the crystal stars."

When Trains said that, all traces of anger left him as I shot her a grateful look. She nodded.

"The crystal stars?" the professor asked.

"You know about them, right?" I replied as he glared at me.

"Of course I know about it. The reason I came here was to study that very subject. But why do you tykes want to learn about the legendary treasure? You know that most say it's little more than a fairy tale, don't you?" he asked.

"We believe the it's the truth professor," Trains said, "We need it to stop the Shadow Queen!"

"Good point! And well made! In that case, I'll cooperate with you however I can," the professor told us, "First of all, about the treasure... There are many mysteries surrounding it. Some say it's an infinitely vast treasure hoard, while others say it's a magical item. Some books say it's actually a monster, while still others claim it's an empty chest... So many different theories... Obviously, it's impossible to divine the truth among them."

"So all theories are different?" I asked.

"Yes, they are...but they all agree on one point: to find the treasure, one must have the Crystal Stars! As the saying goes, if you want to find the legendary treasure... You first must collect the seven Crystal Stars," he continued.

"And the Thousand Year Door is underneath Rogueport, right?" Trains asked.

"Correct! And the Thousand-Year Door is supposedly here, deep beneath this town, yet the critical piece of the puzzle--the Magical Map--is lost. If only we had that map!" he cried.

"Wait, I think I have it!" I suddenly said as I reached into my pocket. I took out a crinkled map.

"WHAAAT??? Hummina hubbity hubbida hippity hoobida hammala huffala hoofala... REALLY?" the professor exclaimed, excited, "You... You actually have it? Could I...just take a quick look at it, if you don't mind?"

"Go for it," I told him, "It's the least I can do."

"Astounding! This is it! The real thing! The one and only Magical Map! You, girl, are my HERO! You're great! Fantastic! WONDERFUL, even! With this... We can find the Crystal Stars just by holding this aloft before the legendary door!" the professor rapidly said, "Good golly, what are we doing just sitting here, then?!? Trains! Girl! Off we must go, this instant! Let's take the Magical map to the legendary door!"

"I'm Maya," I told him.

"Whatever My-Uh," he said, "Let's go!"

He rushed past us outside as I looked at Trains. She shrugged then smiled.

"He gets excited over knowledge," she whispered as I nodded in understanding.

I saw a gate greeting us.

"I bet you didn't know this rotten old thing came off, did you? Heh heh!" he chuckled as the gate just fell apart, "We can use this pipe to get down under the city streets! Come on! Both of you! Let's get moving!"

We went into the pipe and we were transported underground. We went to the right and suddenly we heard a voice.

"Hey! Hey, man!" the voice spoke, "What's up? Who's the hottie that's coming in here?"

"Who the heck said that?" I asked as we saw 3 goombas approaching us. A regular goomba, a flying goomba, and a goomba with a spike on top.

"Why don't you hang with us for a while?" Spiky asked, "We play reaal nice."

We looked at each other then laughed.

"We're flattered," I began.

"I'm not!" Trains giggled.

I smiled, "Listen buddies. We are human and you guys are....monsters. No offence, but you guys are too short and you guys are not my type."

"I agree," Trains concurred as they grew red.

"Oh, so you think you're better than us?" the goomba asked.

"No one disses us like that and gets away with it! No one! Get them!" Spiky said as they charged us.

Trains shoved us out of the way and took out her cannon. BANG! A blue bolt came out of the cannon and destroyed the goombas."

"WAAAH!" they cried as they ran away.

"Nice job Trains!" I said, "Give me five!"

She gave me five as we raced down. We raced through the sewers and made it to a large room with two green twirly stuff.

"Spunia's," Trains muttered as she took out the cannon. Stealthily, she shot the spunias and they went goodbye!

We went to the right and saw a blue switch.

"Oh! It's a blue switch!" I said, "What shall we do?!"

Frankly rolled his eyes, "Hit the dang thing woman!"

Trains smacked it with her hammer as it created a staircase. We raced up it and found a big gaping hole. We entered the hole and saw a black chest.

"Whoa!" a voice spoke out, "Hey! You! Can you hear me?"

"Yes?" I asked.

"You can?!? That must mean you're the hero of legend! Only the great hero of legend can hear my voice. Yeah! Everyone else...nothing," he replied excitedly, "See, long ago, an evil spirit cast a curse on me, locking me in this box. I was bummed. "I've been here ever since, waiting a long, LONG time for the hero to come by!"

"Ok?" Trains asked, "And?"

"...So, yeah, anyway, people...What brings a hero like you to a place like this?" the chest asked.

Trains and I looked at each other.

"The crystal stars," I replied bluntly.

"Oh, yeah? Searching for the Crystal Stars, are you, now? So you really are a hero," the chest continued, "Well, you're DEFINITELY going to need my help if you hope to get those bad boys. So, first you should look for the key to this box. Then use it to let me out. Definitely.Well, I know MY vote goes to you finding that key. I'm sure it's around here somewhere. C'mon! Being stuck in a box is no picnic! I'm counting on you, O Great Legendary Hero!"

We exited.

"Do you trust him?" Trains asked.

I shook my head, "No, but I don't think we have a choice."

Trains nodded grimly. We saw a ledge and we dropped off, landing on another platform. We saw the black key a few inches away. We grabbed it, dropped of the ledge again and raced inside to the chest.

"Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! You brought the key! Yes! Oh, man, I owe you BIG!" he shouted for joy.

We opened the chest as lightning struck and we saw a very scary face smile.

"YESSSSSSSSS! Thank...Ha! Thank NOTHING! Whee hee! Foooooools!" he laughed, "Oh, BOY, did you fall for it! I BURNED you! What, you think I was gonna help you?!? Instead, I'm gonna spread a little of the suffering I've endured in that stupid box! Yeah! Sorry, but those are the brakes! I'm gonna cast an evil, terrible curse upon you! Buggly-wuggly-WOOOOOOO! You're cursed! Whee hee hee hee hee! Enjoy that curse, sucker! You got what you deserved!!!"

"Ok?" I replied, not feeling any different.

"You wanna hear all about the sweet curse I just dropped? Then listen well!" he said as we nodded, "From now on, you'll turn into a paper airplane in some areas! Whee hee! Trembling yet? Suffer the rest of your days under my terrible curse! Whee hee hee hee hee hee! Oh, I can't help but chortle! You're DOOMED!!! This curse is pretty rough, I guess, so I suppose I owe it to you to explain it. Ready? If you stand on an airplane panel like this one, the floor will start to glow."

"OOH freaky, but continue," Trains acted.

"Yeah, OK, you're on the panel. And then, bam! You're a paper airplane! I guess if you got good at it, you might fly a long way...but that's the ONLY good thing," he said sadly, "So, be honest. Isn't this curse just about the worst thing that's ever happened to you?"

"Oh yes! Very!" I said as Trains nodded.

"Whee hee hee hee hee hee! If you concentrate, you MIGHT return to normal! Maybe! Farewell, you foolish fool! Whee hee hee hee!" he laughed as he disappeared.

That sucks. I swear, if I knew where he lived, I'd hire a damn hitman to kill him.

...........

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[2:13 PM] dude entered the room.
[2:13 PM] themariopianist entered the room.
[2:13 PM] trains entered the room.
[2:13 PM] blueflower999 entered the room.
[2:13 PM] blerp entered the room.
[2:13 PM] dreamtheater123 entered the room.
[2:13 PM] pianistds entered the room.
*Type /help for a list of commands.*
[2:13 PM] dude: now get
[2:13 PM] pianistds: Right, condoning suicide is something we all should do.
[2:13 PM] mayastarr: Dude you're here?!
[2:13 PM] mayastarr: YAY!!!
[2:13 PM] dude: yes
[2:13 PM] pianistds: Oh welcome back. She is.
[2:13 PM] themariopianist: Because you suggested someone should kill themselves. In no way is that right.
[2:13 PM] pianistds: He is, I mean.
[2:13 PM] mayastarr: CHOOO CHOOOO!
[2:13 PM] trains: Hey there!
*This is your new chat color.*
[2:13 PM] mayastarr: when i saw dude here, i just had to enter in here?
[2:13 PM] trains: You sure you don't want to go to TMP's?
[2:13 PM] mayastarr: not as long as dude is here!
[2:13 PM] trains: We could get Dude there too!
[2:13 PM] dreamtheater123: look who's back.....
[2:13 PM] dude: I'll give him 3 min to leave
[2:14 PM] pianistds: Have you PMed Ruto, dude?
[2:14 PM] dude: then i'll get ruto
[2:14 PM] mayastarr: *groans*
[2:14 PM] dude: not yet
[2:14 PM] dude: lazy
[2:14 PM] pianistds: Alright XD
[2:14 PM] dreamtheater123: alright maya, vent your anger out
[2:14 PM] dreamtheater123: where were you?
[2:14 PM] trains: Maya, I'll PM Dude.
[2:14 PM] dreamtheater123: oh yeah....satan's bitch?
[2:14 PM] trains: We can go somewhere else.
[2:14 PM] dreamtheater123: hell?
[2:14 PM] dude: hm
[2:14 PM] dude: he's annoying
[2:14 PM] mayastarr: *growls*
[2:14 PM] trains: And DT, please. Shut up.
[2:14 PM] mayastarr: you don't know when to quit do you?
[2:14 PM] dude: i'll grab ruto
[2:14 PM] dreamtheater123: i thought you hated her dude
[2:15 PM] pianistds: Yeah, please do. We'll entertain the idiot.
[2:15 PM] pianistds: Dude has this lovely thing
[2:15 PM] pianistds: Called empathy
[2:15 PM] dreamtheater123: i read the topic where you shouted at her, guilt shaming her
[2:15 PM] dreamtheater123: you are the idiot
[2:15 PM] trains: They got over that.
[2:15 PM] pianistds: Even for people she doesn't necessarily like.
[2:15 PM] pianistds: Oh, I hadn't realized.
[2:15 PM] mayastarr: OK LISTEN HERE. NO ONE MAKES FUN OF MY FRIENDS OR PARENTS.
[2:15 PM] mayastarr: SAY SHIT TO ME BUT NOT TO THEM
[2:15 PM] dreamtheater123: very well
[2:15 PM] dude: ok if i don't agree with someone i just say that
[2:16 PM] dude: i don't tell them to kill themselfs
[2:16 PM] dude: ves
[2:16 PM] dude: shit
[2:16 PM] dreamtheater123: i feel pity for your dad
[2:16 PM] dreamtheater123: he has to raise a BRAT
[2:16 PM] dude: i pity
[2:16 PM] dude: you
[2:16 PM] dude: damn lag
[2:16 PM] themariopianist: Fuck you, don't call her that!
[2:16 PM] trains: DT SHUT YOUR TRAP RIGHT NOW.
[2:16 PM] dreamtheater123: what if he ends up killing himself?
[2:16 PM] dreamtheater123: because he hates you
[2:16 PM] trains: He won't.
[2:16 PM] dude: he doesn't ._.
[2:16 PM] trains: And he doesn't hate her.
[2:16 PM] dude: why would he
[2:16 PM] themariopianist: He wouldn't dare, a dad that hates her daughter wouldn't take her to Paris.
[2:16 PM] pianistds: You're the only who's hated right now.
[2:16 PM] mayastarr: MY DAD WILL NEVER DO THAT
[2:17 PM] dreamtheater123: but your mom did didnt she?
[2:17 PM] dreamtheater123: kill herself because she hates you?
[2:17 PM] dude: not really
[2:17 PM] themariopianist: That is not what happened at all.
[2:17 PM] trains: No.
[2:17 PM] pianistds: Nope. And the only reason you're bringing that up
[2:17 PM] pianistds: Is to attempt to anger her.
[2:17 PM] trains: That's obviously the absolute opposite.
[2:17 PM] pianistds: So kindly shut the fuck up ^.^
[2:17 PM] dude: damnit
[2:17 PM] dude: why is ruto away
[2:17 PM] mayastarr: SHUT THE FUCK UP! I AM LITERALLY CLOSE TO FUCKING CRACKIING AND I SWEAR YOU SAY ONE MORE FUCKING THING..I WILL
[2:17 PM] pianistds: Maya.
[2:17 PM] pianistds: Relax.
[2:17 PM] trains: Maya, go to the other place.
[2:17 PM] dreamtheater123: your mom killed herself!
[2:17 PM] pianistds: Maybe we should all leave.
[2:18 PM] trains: Please.
[2:18 PM] dreamtheater123: im dy8ing of laughter
[2:18 PM] mayastarr: SHE DIDNT KILL HERSELFF!!!!!
[2:18 PM] pianistds: Your grammar is the only thing dying here.
[2:18 PM] trains: Wow, DT.
[2:18 PM] mayastarr: SHE FUCKING DIDNT
[2:18 PM] mayastarr: SHE DIDNT
[2:18 PM] mayastarr: YOU WORTHLESS
[2:18 PM] mayastarr: CUNT
[2:18 PM] themariopianist: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU! SHE DID NOT!
*Please don't spam/flood the chat.*
*Please don't spam/flood the chat.*
[2:18 PM] mayastarr: FUCK
[2:18 PM] mayastarr: YOU
[2:18 PM] dude: ok texted her
[2:18 PM] trains: She didn't kill herself.
[2:18 PM] mayastarr: FUCK YOU
[2:18 PM] mayastarr: I FUCKING HATE YOU
[2:18 PM] dude: weeee
[2:18 PM] pianistds: Random question, who is NSm knight?
[2:18 PM] trains: Maya, go away from him.
[2:18 PM] trains: It's K-Night
[2:18 PM] dude: k-night prolly
[2:18 PM] pianistds: Oh okay.
[2:18 PM] dreamtheater123: now will you kill yourself?
[2:18 PM] trains: No.
[2:18 PM] dude: stop
[2:18 PM] trains: She won't.
[2:18 PM] mayastarr: IF IT MEANS BEING AWAY FROM YOU, GLADLY!
[2:18 PM] mayastarr: I WIL DO ANYTHING
[2:18 PM] themariopianist: MAYA
[2:18 PM] mayastarr: ANY FUCKING THING
[2:19 PM] pianistds: No, she will not.
[2:19 PM] trains: Don't you dare, Maya.
[2:19 PM] mayastarr: YOU PICE OF SHIT
[2:19 PM] themariopianist: All you have to do to get away
[2:19 PM] trains: All you have to do is leave.
[2:19 PM] pianistds: Maya, if you just want to be away from him
[2:19 PM] dude: maya just ignore
[2:19 PM] pianistds: Just leave the chat
[2:19 PM] themariopianist: IS LEAVE THE CHAT ROOM
[2:19 PM] mayastarr: IF I LEAVE, I LOSE
[2:19 PM] mayastarr: I WILL NOT LET HIM WIN
[2:19 PM] dude: click his name
[2:19 PM] mayastarr: AFTER DISSING MY PARENTS
[2:19 PM] themariopianist: NO YOU DON'T
[2:19 PM] trains: No, you don't.
[2:19 PM] dude: there's a think that says ignore
[2:19 PM] pianistds: You can't win with someone like this.
[2:19 PM] dreamtheater123: well well look at pride getting to you
[2:19 PM] trains: We can bash him for you.
[2:19 PM] dreamtheater123:
[2:19 PM] dude: thing
[2:19 PM] dude: hul
[2:19 PM] dude: MAYA
[2:19 PM] dude: ARE YOU LISTENING
[2:19 PM] trains: Maya, ignore him.
[2:19 PM] pianistds: It's literally impossible because he's impossible to comprehend basic facts.
[2:20 PM] mayastarr: yes i am
[2:20 PM] nsm_knight: wow dt you really are a piece of shit, aren't you
[2:20 PM] dude: ok
[2:20 PM] pianistds: unable, rather, to comprehend basic fact
[2:20 PM] mayastarr: fine, i will ignore him.
[2:20 PM] mayastarr: good bye forever hopefully
[2:20 PM] dude: yay
[2:20 PM] trains: Yes!
[2:20 PM] dude: I will too
[2:20 PM] themariopianist: Yay!
*You are now ignoring dreamtheater123.*
[2:20 PM] dude: done
[2:20 PM] pianistds: Alright, ignore him
[2:20 PM] themariopianist: Everyone ignore DT!
[2:20 PM] trains: Let's all.
[2:20 PM] themariopianist: That piece of crap is outta here!
[2:20 PM] pianistds: I've also reported him
[2:20 PM] dude: (sun)
[2:20 PM] mayastarr: my mother is not in hell right? she didn't die because of me? my dad won't kill himself? please no
[2:20 PM] trains: No.
[2:20 PM] pianistds: You all should do the same, 8 reports is hella suspicious.
[2:20 PM] themariopianist: No. none of that is true.
[2:21 PM] pianistds: None of that's true.
[2:21 PM] trains: Your mother is in heaven.
[2:21 PM] themariopianist: I also reported.
[2:21 PM] trains: She's proud of you.
[2:21 PM] dude: k
[2:21 PM] trains: And your father is too.
[2:21 PM] themariopianist: And she wants you to live a long, happy life.
[2:21 PM] trains: Everyone here does
[2:21 PM] themariopianist

Oh please help me. I've never bee this angry before....

TG & Maya: No one's in trouble, it was just a suggestion.

The battery is basically responsible for starting the car, and it was dead d:
so basically, I wasn't going anywhere xD

Poor you! I'm glad that didn't happen on a freeway or on a street. I'm glad you're safe.

Damnit, why can't stupid shit happen when I'm awake or not working?

I could've beat his ass.

Dude, Im glad you have my back and Im glad that you would take your time to do that. You have my eternal respect until I die

Going to side with MLF here. This matter is a tad too touchy for public discussion at the moment. I'm not mad at anyone, but would it be possible to move this to a private chat for a while?


In other news, my car's battery died yesterday after work. Glad I live less than a minute away from where I work. If it had died at school though, that'dve been another story...

Sorry Olimar, wont happen anytime soon, again.
And Im glad too. Wait, you ran out of gas? cars have batteries?

Are unicorns real?

Happy Birthday to you
Happy Birthday to you
Happy Birthday Fierce Diety,
Happy Birthday to youuuuuuuu.

Out of the 3 off topics I used the most: The rant topic, made mah day, and the post your thought.
the rant topic has been the most intriguing, disturbing, and painful.

Gee, I wonder why?

Thanks MLF, Ill keep that in mind!