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The Chuck Norris Topic

Started by SuperFireKirby, July 28, 2008, 05:35:02 PM

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Which is the deadliest and most effective?

Magic
14 (26.4%)
Modern Weapons( this includes bombs)
3 (5.7%)
Chuck Norris
36 (67.9%)

Total Members Voted: 53

SirIngusBingus

Chuck Norris would beat Bob Marley hand-to-hand, but my favorite Jamaican would win at any other form of combat. Unless Mr. T sides with Norris.

And I am making a topic of Bob Marley stuff, just for that.

SuperFireKirby

If chuck norris was a hot sauce one drop would burn though your tongue all the way to your foot because there would be so much kick.

Quote from: Mashi on March 26, 2013, 05:54:37 PMAfter viewing both FMA:Brotherhood and Naruto Shippuden, it would be frivolous to even consider watching an anime as unbearably mediocre as Melancholy. NARUTOxHINATA 4 LYFE!!!

SirIngusBingus

Quote from: SuperFireKirby on June 02, 2009, 04:51:37 PMIf chuck norris was a hot sauce one drop would burn though your tongue all the way to your foot because there would be so much kick.

lol That was actually funny.

Chuck Norris can divide 22 by 7.

SuperFireKirby

Some people can kill two birds with one stone. Chuck Norris can kill ten.

Quote from: Mashi on March 26, 2013, 05:54:37 PMAfter viewing both FMA:Brotherhood and Naruto Shippuden, it would be frivolous to even consider watching an anime as unbearably mediocre as Melancholy. NARUTOxHINATA 4 LYFE!!!

Tranzlater

"They say Chuck Norris, instead of a chin, has another fist."
Quote from: Arison The Bat
oviosly so far i've only got "little unmature kids" to respond to this thread
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SuperFireKirby

Chuck Norris' tears can cure cancer. To bad he's never cried.

Quote from: Mashi on March 26, 2013, 05:54:37 PMAfter viewing both FMA:Brotherhood and Naruto Shippuden, it would be frivolous to even consider watching an anime as unbearably mediocre as Melancholy. NARUTOxHINATA 4 LYFE!!!

Purple1222119

Chuck Norris can hear stoplights change.
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Tranzlater

Chuck Norris is so hard, he was born with a hat and a beard, with a black belt tied around his waist.
Quote from: Arison The Bat
oviosly so far i've only got "little unmature kids" to respond to this thread
After months of mediation and exams, I return.
Probably not for long.

SuperFireKirby

Quote from: SuperFireKirby on June 02, 2009, 04:51:37 PMIf chuck norris was a hot sauce one drop would burn though your tongue all the way to your foot because there would be so much kick.
I actually made that one up!

Heres another one I just made up:

Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

Quote from: Mashi on March 26, 2013, 05:54:37 PMAfter viewing both FMA:Brotherhood and Naruto Shippuden, it would be frivolous to even consider watching an anime as unbearably mediocre as Melancholy. NARUTOxHINATA 4 LYFE!!!

SirIngusBingus

You absolutely did not make that one up. It's one of the oldest ones.

SuperFireKirby

Really? I actually did not know that. I always thought it was Chuck Norris can kill two birds with one stone. Oh well.

Quote from: Mashi on March 26, 2013, 05:54:37 PMAfter viewing both FMA:Brotherhood and Naruto Shippuden, it would be frivolous to even consider watching an anime as unbearably mediocre as Melancholy. NARUTOxHINATA 4 LYFE!!!

BlueFlameDude

Chuck Norris can run so fast, he can run around the Earth and punch himself in the back of the head.


Jesus can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim through land.


Chuck Norris once ate 4 live baby turtles, 3 days later the sh** them out, we now know them as the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.


With the average man the left testicle is larger than the right one, with Chuck Norris both testicles are learger than the other.


Chuck Norris has no need to read a book, he just has to stare at it untill it gives him hte information that he needs.


Chuck Norris' heart beats 5 times... a week.


Chuck Norris visited the Virgin Islands once, now they are just called the Islands.
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SuperFireKirby

Quote from: BlueFlameDude on November 19, 2009, 08:57:13 PMChuck Norris can run so fast, he can run around the Earth and punch himself in the back of the head. I already said it.

Jesus can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim through land. Its already been said, twice.


Chuck Norris once ate 4 live baby turtles, 3 days later the sh** them out, we now know them as the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.


With the average man the left testicle is larger than the right one, with Chuck Norris both testicles are learger than the other.


Chuck Norris has no need to read a book, he just has to stare at it untill it gives him hte information that he needs.


Chuck Norris' heart beats 5 times... a week.


Chuck Norris visited the Virgin Islands once, now they are just called the Islands.

Quote from: Mashi on March 26, 2013, 05:54:37 PMAfter viewing both FMA:Brotherhood and Naruto Shippuden, it would be frivolous to even consider watching an anime as unbearably mediocre as Melancholy. NARUTOxHINATA 4 LYFE!!!

universe-X

Chuck Norris is the women's viagra.

Chuck Norris doesn't need 5-hour energy, he could go the whole 26 hours.

SuperFireKirby

Chuck Norris once died in a fight against Bruce Lee just to see how it felt.

Quote from: Mashi on March 26, 2013, 05:54:37 PMAfter viewing both FMA:Brotherhood and Naruto Shippuden, it would be frivolous to even consider watching an anime as unbearably mediocre as Melancholy. NARUTOxHINATA 4 LYFE!!!