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Deku Trombonist

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A New Discovery! [April Fools 2019]
« on: April 01, 2019, 06:00:29 AM »

Greetings NSM'ers!


Today I am writing to inform you of a new historic find which we have unearthed following months of exploratory work by the staff here at NinSheetMusic. Indeed, we have uncovered a missing section of the banner! This find will certainly rewrite the history books and we're very excited to be able to share the fruits of our labour with you today. But enough excitement from me, first let me explain how it was that we came upon this find.

It was a regular day in the NSM office: sheets were being checked, the mods were polishing the banhammer, I had just eaten my 64th banana for the day and Latios had fallen asleep in one of our many saunas. All of a sudden there was a loud cry... Bespinben had finally opened the Campbell's soup can!! ...hold on a minute, that doesn't sound right. Ahem, where was I? Oh yes, in a flurry of excitement, Latios came running and gathered everyone around. He said that a voice had spoken to him in a dream telling him that there was a missing section of the banner and that as the chosen one, it was his job to find the original Banner Tapestry and restore it to its rightful place. We weren't too sure at first, I mean the whole thing just sounded like some kind of prank. But Latios was truly convinced that the voice was real. He said it sounded deep and magnificent, like a voice from the heavens. Maybe even Morgan Freeman himself! Well that settled it: we would have to go on an expedition to find the original Banner Tapestry and solve the mystery. We consulted the maps and following the mysterious voice's instructions, we charted a course to a distant place across the seas known as Doko Cove. From there we would then go in search of the first Temple of NinSheetMusic.

So it was that on the 32nd of Demisember the staff of NinSheetMusic embarked on its inaugural archaeological expedition, with enough supplies of Belgian Cheese to last twelve months, courtesy of Concerto. After a teary farewell from Zeta and a performance of the Wind's Requiem conducted by Maestro, we set off with a favourable wind in our sails.

No journey is without its hiccups and ours was no different. A brief encounter with pirates almost put a premature stop to our voyage but we manned the cannons and defended our ship with honour. It turns out that Dudeman is quite the silver gunner! On a few occasions we almost ran straight into a maelstrom but he apologised for not looking where he was going.

Our arrival at Doko Cove marked the beginning of our journey into uncharted territory. From here on we would only have the voice of G-Han to guide us, channelled by our spirit guide Jamaha. So with our packs full and Jamaha comfortably relaxing in a portable sauna (it took four of us to carry him!!!) we pressed on into the dense jungle.

To cut an otherwise lengthy, protracted, extended, sprawling, prolonged, drawn out, unending, long-winded and somewhat repetitive story short, we did eventually find the temple. But when we searched inside, the tapestry wasn't there! It had gone! Vanished! All that endless wandering, all that Belgian cheese, and all those freezing nights with nothing to comfort us except our sheets, only to hit a dead end? No, it couldn't be, there had to be more. This wasn't some hideous Hollywood cliché, this was serious business. Fortunately the temple was quite comfy and rather well stocked so we just sat around and played Smash and had ourselves a grand ol' time. How did an ancient ruin on a deserted island come equipped with Smash, you wonder? Don't ask silly questions!

We did eventually decide that it was time to draw our expedition to a close and return home. The journey back was an uneventful one. We didn't see any pirates and we didn't even run into any maelstroms (oh dear, I hope we didn't leave him behind). Upon our return we were greeted by Zeta, who seemed unsurprised that our expedition was fruitless but we didn't think much of it. We were tired and just wanted to rest. That it is until a few days later when Latios called a secret meeting. He had remembered seeing a rainbow hair at the temple and suddenly it hit us all: there is only one person around here with rainbow hair...

Well the good news is that after some heavy interrogation by the mods and numerous threats of using the freshly polished banhammer, Zeta did eventually admit that she had the tapestry the whole time. Apparently she thought we were in need of some sunshine and fresh air after spending countless years up to our necks in sheets (Is Zeta suggesting that we smell? Preposterous! I assure you that we all smell absolutely divine. In fact, next month we will be unveiling our new name, NinSheetMusk).

With the mystery solved and the tapestry recovered we are proud to announce that we are finally able to display the full banner in all its glory! With 10 extra lines of never-before-seen pixels, I'm sure the NSM scholars will be hailing the significance of this find for many years to come. Who knew those hands had wrists? Unheard of. Simply mind boggling.


Once again I am truly excited to share this find with all of you today and I hope you will take the time to admire our newly updated banner.


Sincerely,
Deku
« Last Edit: April 03, 2019, 03:40:58 AM by Deku Trombonist »
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Re: A New Discovery!
« Reply #1 on: April 01, 2019, 06:22:05 AM »

is this cannon
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Re: A New Discovery!
« Reply #2 on: April 01, 2019, 06:24:03 AM »

Wait, that's our new banner?! the only difference is there are huge red arrows shooting down on it. This is killing me. It's 12:30 A.M. here. Ima go to bed and just think about this and let it torment me.
I'm guessing this is an april fools joke.
« Last Edit: April 01, 2019, 06:32:04 AM by Splatoon Inkling »
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Re: A New Discovery!
« Reply #3 on: April 01, 2019, 06:30:26 AM »

This has got to be this year's April Fool's joke, right?
« Last Edit: April 01, 2019, 08:45:47 AM by Dekkadeci »
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Re: A New Discovery!
« Reply #4 on: April 01, 2019, 08:10:20 AM »

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Re: A New Discovery!
« Reply #5 on: April 01, 2019, 08:17:22 AM »

is this cannon
Actually that's me, I'm the cannon.

Also, NinSheetMusk is the name of my personally-concocted brand of sheet music geek cologne. Thank you for mentioning it without the proper permissions. Prepare to be sued.
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Re: A New Discovery!
« Reply #6 on: April 01, 2019, 09:22:55 AM »

THERE ARE MORE TO THE HANDS :o
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Re: A New Discovery!
« Reply #7 on: April 01, 2019, 11:45:51 AM »

A beautiful story,
a beautiful banner.

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Re: A New Discovery!
« Reply #8 on: April 01, 2019, 12:12:53 PM »

Man this banner is glorious, but the emotional speech that Deku shared was even better!
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Re: A New Discovery!
« Reply #9 on: April 01, 2019, 01:01:22 PM »

The old banner is back now. Wait, I got my sister to come on, and it has the arrows, for me it's normal. What?
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Re: A New Discovery!
« Reply #10 on: April 01, 2019, 06:02:05 PM »

a distant place across the seas known as Doko Cove.

Quality reference there

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Re: A New Discovery!
« Reply #11 on: April 01, 2019, 07:41:17 PM »

All of a sudden there was a loud cry... Bespinben had finally opened the Campbell's soup can!!
Took me a moment, but that got me lol
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Re: A New Discovery!
« Reply #12 on: April 01, 2019, 10:37:07 PM »

Just came home from my home school group to come home to the miserable banner that we have been cursed with.
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Re: A New Discovery!
« Reply #13 on: April 02, 2019, 01:09:01 AM »

LORE

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Re: A New Discovery!
« Reply #14 on: April 02, 2019, 02:29:30 AM »

Also, NinSheetMusk is the name of my personally-concocted brand of sheet music geek cologne. Thank you for mentioning it without the proper permissions. Prepare to be sued.
Did you trademark it? I didn't think so! I bet your name isn't even Mark anyway...
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