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triforced1

Manhattan is actually some Native American language for "land of the hills." Who knows why they named it that :P

Ruto

Manhattan has a ton of hills, actually xD

I seem to be missing a piece of my ear.

fingerz

Does anyone know why they called in Unova?
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triforced1

Quote from: Ruto on October 25, 2011, 06:24:59 PMManhattan has a ton of hills, actually xD
Well then that's why! :D


triforced1

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zFWr-CKMWGY&feature=feedf You might want to grab a box of tissues. I did. And I used every last one.

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Winter

Quote from: fingerz on October 25, 2011, 06:27:22 PMDoes anyone know why they called in Unova?

United States ov America

SlowPokemon

Quote from: Winter on October 25, 2011, 09:19:27 PMUnited States ov America

Actually, contrary to popular belief it comes from "united" and "nova," the Latin word for "new."
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Fuck logic, that shit is boring, lame and does not always support my opinions.

Winter


fingerz

Oh well, they both work. Thanks for that! :D
I understand where the names for the previous four reigons come from. You just have to look at a detailed map of Japan. :P
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Jamaha

Some strips from one of my favorite comics, 'Ilman naista' (lit. 'without a woman', official translation: 'chronically single')
In Finnish but translations included below


Man thinks back of his time in school   
"I don't understand math at allââ,¬Â¦how do you do that stuff?"
Suddenly he realizes that several girls had tried to approach him

Man had however ignored these suggestions because he was busy going to the mall or to play a computer

"Excuse me, may I sit here?"
"Of course, I was just leaving"
After understanding this, man realizes he probably does as obvious mistakes even today

Man also realizes that he can notice his current mistakes at earliest after 10 years
Man now understands himself better than ever


At one point man gets frustrated by the lack of sex
He thinks it's such a waste that he has the equipment ready, but it has no use.

To soothe his mind, man compares his situation to the defense forces. An army's effectiveness is based on a large and effective reserve
Man feels it's his duty to keep himself in top condition for the time he's needed.

(Exempt from service during war)
What man doesn't understand is that he's been exempted from service ages ago


Man has to do multiple choices during his life. One of these is whether to spend his free time onââ,¬Â¦

ââ,¬Â¦the mystery of women

ââ,¬Â¦or some useless time-wasting hobby

As an additional challenge, the choice must be done when girls are still your enemies. Once chosen, the choice cannot be switched.


"My psychopathic ex-boyfriend just got out of prison and is stalking me. Could you kiss me so maybe he'd understand to go away?"

"Aw, why not"


Desperation is an interesting thing.
For a potential quick kiss, this man was ready to enrage a violent criminal
The consequences were harshââ,¬Â¦
Broken arm
Fractures in legs
Lost teet
Swelled up eyes
And yetââ,¬Â¦
"I'll recommend!"


"Remember the golden rule: Do unto others as you would have them do unto you"

"All my life I'm sincerely tried to do good for others. Yet no one wishes to accept my gift. What should I do?"

"My child. I'm the way, the truth and the life. That doesn't mean I know one thing about women."


"Don't buy anything too expensive"
Women's hints will always miss or be understood wrong

However, there are differences between doing wrong.
Only few have the skills to be a realââ,¬Â¦

ââ,¬Â¦master
"It's been a while since I've been with a man"
"Oh no, this must be a lesbian who's about to reject me. Begin pre-emptive strike!"


"My thesis was finally accepted! Nothing will stop me today!"

"What a wonderful day to you too, my friend!"
"Well you're one happy man. You probably got laid?"


"Thank you for freeing me from my millennial prison!"
"As a reward I shall fulfill one wish for you!"

"A word of warning: Because of free will, I can't make anyone fall for you"
"Nor can I create the woman of your dreams out of thin air. So what would you like?"

"He sure made one hell of a sledgehammer"


The most common problem with sex is that there is none.
University students claim engineers steal their women
It's well known that engineers never get lucky
Nursing students have trouble finding a proper man anywhere
Married couples especially complain about the lack of sex

Sex isn't real. It's a myth from the beginning of humanity
Unlike vampires, flat earth or witchcraft, sex is commonly believed in even today

We have to, no other option is acceptable


Being sick as a kid was fun.
Didn't have to go to school, mom brought lemonade
You got to watch cartoons on TV all day

Being sick as an adult sucks

You'll have to drag heavy shopping bags through wind and weather
"And did you have the bonus card?"
No one to tuck you in, no one to offer food, no one to pat on the cheek."


"What do I really want?"
"I want to wake up next to my sleeping woman"
"I want to feel her chest moving against mine as she breathes"
"I want to run my fingers through her hair, kiss her on the forehead and then just lie still"
"Is this really too much asked?"

"We asked this question from 100 random women and showed them your picture"

"100 of them answeredââ,¬Â¦.Yes, it is"


"Listenââ,¬Â¦I think it's the best if we just remain as friends"
(Huh? We never were anything more)

"I'm sure many have said that you're a wonderful person andââ,¬Â¦"

"Well, no! But you tell! Can I sit first?"
"Oh wait, I'll go get a video camera!"


"The most common question women have: Where to find a good man?"
"Answers are given everywhere: magazines, reality shows, by psychologists"

"Our apartments are filled with these empathic and not completely extrovert men, just go get one"

"If only you didââ,¬Â¦why don't you?"


The best thing in the world is public transportation

I can sit next to a nice girl and feel our elbows touching

For 15 minutes I can feel like one of you


A Crush-lock: A phrase used by a woman in a conversation. The moment you hear it, you'll fall for that woman instantly and at the same moment you realize, that she will never be single. Never.

"Haven't had to touch Microsoft's crap for years"

"I just read that on TV Tropes!"


No matter how much you try to deny it, deep down you know you've thought about being that way with every woman you know

This works vice versa as well. Everyone has thought naughty about you. Many with pleasure, even.

This piece of knowledge is useless, but thinking about it makes every conversation awkward.
This is the gateway to insanity


"ââ,¬Â¦body gets manlier, voice gets deeper, genitalia grow and regular sex life starts."

"And this is the official view of the National Board of Education?"
"Yes it is"

"All this was promised, but look at my client! Look!"
"Nothing was delivered! So do the right decision here!"



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KefkaticFanatic

lololol

You know, you could always just be indifferent about it.  Don't have to worry about success or failure, no need to spend the time or the money, etcetcetcetc

If something happens, then woo it happens.  But hey, it's not like there's really any obligation to go after someone...



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Ruto

Quote from: KefkaticFanatic on October 27, 2011, 01:46:21 PMIf something happens, then woo it happens.  But hey, it's not like there's really any obligation to go after someone...

Yah it's not like any of you guys are short on time XD

Quote from: spitllama on October 27, 2011, 06:49:22 PMUnless they're hot..... ?

Nah. Stop looking at girls like that :P

I seem to be missing a piece of my ear.