Yep. Should update this again.
Chapter Three: The Story Strikes Back. Whilst a dodo bird flies under your mother when suddenly a flutist attacks the...
the gay man who attacked Hugo with a big penis in his left foot because the turkey had already flown in his ass where trolls roam, and his parents begin to do "it". Obama decided give stimulus money to the orphans to be friveled away on new America, which has many huge lemon trees in the backyard of a big modern house which had an in-ground pool where yellow snakes used large butterflies to prise.
Once and never again the correlation between you and Chuck Norris is much better than the flavor of Ice cream he puts on Doritos. Oh my god he used my tooth brush! And suddenly he wanted chili cheese fries that were killing a man behind the curtain. Suddenly the Aztec Eagle swooped around a place called caketown. He decided to bake a cake which had plenty of little red toothpicks to make If only I'd won I would lose the...
*An Intermission*SirIngusBingus: Does that make no sense, or it just me?
dahans: It doesn't make sense. Does the whole "story" make sense? In my opinion someone should write the whole four word story down and post it. I am interested in the content.
*SFK gets inspired.
*End of Intermissions*...prince of cats and be able to fish in the most dangerous of waters in the Amazon. By ending Cecil's journey to Kurrast he was hooked on a cocaine so he went to his mother to complain about the many boils on his face to avoid being a chicken stew. His mother tried hard to collect boil destroying medication but suddenly there was a a giant fire and all the boils exploded. At the end of time he solved the unending mystery of Dracula and so he got the cupcake of holiness to make a new leg for his mothers' pantaloons. The Pixar lamp decided to eat some of the holyness cupcake then suddenly he heard a noise which was the pixar logo falling so he squished "I". That's when the movie producers decided to cut out the good parts because of the bad movie plot destroying the movie's ratings. That's when I lost the game which made me start laughing the (fill in the blank) out to reproduce some cats for my mom to make her happy because she is so sick because of dogs.
So we made them into rats to be able to fight the oversized pink cats who were distracted by the rats wearing Zoot Suits. The man who was female had twelve wives which kept TJM from posting such nonesense because of the fat bananas who ate the little dog. There once was a super powered penguin who was totally awesome and was really bob marley so then he went...
*Ingus comments: Wait, Tranz is Bob Marley?
*Bows to Tranz**dahans continues
...to the dark man in a tutu, Waluigi. A very long time ago I was searching for the lost palace, and it was under the mountain of chocolate which I ate under ZZ Top's dinner table. Suddenly there was a huge explosion as Dahans, a genius from austria, who was in a pad where they sell straight jackets to the to the poor people who desperately need to eat some soup so they don't repeat words. A penny saved is not spent, unless the spender spends the penny, but if he does, then he will have lost his life because of his heart being attached by SuperFireKirby who is obviously a fortune cookie.
*Ingus references where SFK said "A penny save is not"
This is because he is 25 percent Chinese. So he cooks noodles and is also yellow.....-ish becuase of the accident while making ramen in a wok where a fat kid named Porky ate all the udon so SFK decided to to make soba instead of screaming and yelling from 3rd degree burns.
The story shall continue... 
