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« Reply #480 on: August 23, 2018, 01:22:38 AM »

The furry community is also a good place to find subs

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« Reply #481 on: September 07, 2018, 10:24:57 PM »

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?







Because he didn't have the guts to do it!
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« Reply #482 on: October 21, 2018, 06:35:22 AM »

https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/9pwmjg/why_was_yoda_afraid_of_7/

this one is pretty bad

idk why i'm even posting it
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« Reply #483 on: October 31, 2018, 04:19:09 AM »

Groan.... actually I am a star wars fan.
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« Reply #484 on: October 31, 2018, 04:32:15 AM »

That Reddit immediately devolved into people quoting gamegrumps which doesn't do much for my general opinion of the star wars fanbase
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« Reply #485 on: October 31, 2018, 04:34:46 AM »

are you just saying you don't like the fanbase

or are you implying you're too good for star wars
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« Reply #486 on: October 31, 2018, 05:31:25 AM »

Two things can be true
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« Reply #487 on: November 01, 2018, 04:53:21 AM »

I'm saying I don't like gamegrumps

Edit: I'd be remiss to ignore slows one-liner
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #488 on: February 01, 2019, 11:41:16 PM »

Did you hear about the monkeys who shared an Amazon account? They were Prime mates.





Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says, "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence; then a gun shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says, "OK, now what?
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