A pastor was walking around a neighborhood knocking on peoples doors and handing out church cards.
He can to this one house and knocked. No one answered...
He knocked again. No one answered...
The pastor took out a church card and wrote:
Revelation 3:20
Which, in the Bible, reads:
Behold, I stand at the door, and knock: if any man hear my voice, and open the door, I will come in to him, and will sup with him, and he with me.
So he slipped it in the crack between the door and the doorframe and left.
The next Sunday the pastor was counting the offerings and saw the same card he had put in that mans door.
This was written on the back:
Genesis 3:10
Which, in the Bible, reads:
I dare you to go look up Genesis 3:10 yourself.