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Started by SlowPokemon, November 30, 2010, 04:26:33 AM

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Nebbles

I'm tired of people thinking they can waltz into my room when I'm listening to 4/4.

What did the buffalo say when his son left for college? Bison.

Quote from: Dudeman on April 13, 2016, 04:54:04 PM
- Nebbles, the beauty with the heart of frozen steel

SlowPokemon

Omg Nebbles I loved the first joke. So much.
Quote from: Tobbeh99 on April 21, 2016, 02:56:11 PM
Fuck logic, that shit is boring, lame and does not always support my opinions.

Nebbles

Figured you guys would appreciate it!
Quote from: Dudeman on April 13, 2016, 04:54:04 PM
- Nebbles, the beauty with the heart of frozen steel

SuperFireKirby

Nebbles just won the Jokes thread x 100000000000000

Quote from: Mashi on March 26, 2013, 05:54:37 PMAfter viewing both FMA:Brotherhood and Naruto Shippuden, it would be frivolous to even consider watching an anime as unbearably mediocre as Melancholy. NARUTOxHINATA 4 LYFE!!!

SlowPokemon

It wasn't that funny.
Quote from: Tobbeh99 on April 21, 2016, 02:56:11 PM
Fuck logic, that shit is boring, lame and does not always support my opinions.

SuperFireKirby

I FORGOT I'M NOT ALLOWED TO HAVE AN OPINION.

Anyways, so there was a doughnut who was on an expedition into the desert. But during a sandstorm he became lost from the rest of his party. So he wandered through the desert, growing thirsty and tired. He came to what he believed to be an oasis, but it was a mere illusion. The doughnut broke down after discovering that the oasis was a mirage, but decided to continue on. He was going to get out of the desert, he swore it. After many days of wandering though the desert, he came across what looked like a small village. He was sure it was another mirage, but he had to give it a chance. A few minutes later, he found himself staring at a village comprised of small shacks and mounds of desert clay.

As he stumbled his way through the village, the locals gave him strange looks. For one, he was a doughnut. But his face was badly blistered by the sun, his clothes were torn up. He was essentially a mess. But all he wanted was a glass of cold water. He came across a building which a presumed was the village's local watering hole. So he walked into the bar he sat down on one of the bar stools. After a few minutes, the bartender walked over to the counter eying the strange doughnut suspiciously.

The doughnut asked, "Bartender, could I please get a glass of water?"

To which the bartender replied, "Sorry, but we don't serve food here."

Quote from: Mashi on March 26, 2013, 05:54:37 PMAfter viewing both FMA:Brotherhood and Naruto Shippuden, it would be frivolous to even consider watching an anime as unbearably mediocre as Melancholy. NARUTOxHINATA 4 LYFE!!!

Olimar12345

Meh, that one was too much lead-up for such a weak joke.. :-\
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SuperFireKirby

That's the point.

Quote from: Mashi on March 26, 2013, 05:54:37 PMAfter viewing both FMA:Brotherhood and Naruto Shippuden, it would be frivolous to even consider watching an anime as unbearably mediocre as Melancholy. NARUTOxHINATA 4 LYFE!!!

Jub3r7

XD, love those.
It's dangerous to go alone, take me with you! [JUB has joined the party.]

Saria

Ganondorf doesn't use the internet because there's too many links.
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SARIABALL
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I love taking wiener schnitzel in my mouth
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cooperating anal
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FSM-Reapr

Do you have any idea how many times that joke have been told in Youtube? A LOT!

I still smiled...

Saria

I only saw it once. :(
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SARIABALL
Quote from: manio
I love taking wiener schnitzel in my mouth
Quote from: Kefka
cooperating anal
Quote from: ZeldaFanmy dream is to get a quote in someone's sig someday

FSM-Reapr

It doesn't matter. It's funny on the first time. :)

Nebbles

Quote from: Saria on July 17, 2012, 04:25:40 PMGanondorf doesn't use the internet because there's too many links.
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I've never heard of it before ahahah that's cute
Quote from: Dudeman on April 13, 2016, 04:54:04 PM
- Nebbles, the beauty with the heart of frozen steel

blueflower999

Quote from: Saria on July 17, 2012, 04:25:40 PMGanondorf doesn't use the internet because there's too many links.
Reminds me of a certain thread... *Nudges Dude*
Bulbear! Blueflower999