Jokes

[TheZeldaPianist275]

Q: What does someone else call will.i.am?
A: you.are.will.

Q: What are three common things that prevent someone from eating a candy bar?
A: Their wallets, their scales, or the wrapper.

My friend said I met her at the vegetarian club, but I've never seen herbivore. /rimshot

-__- those were terrible.

[Nebbles]

You don't know how much I love terrible jokes.

[MaestroUGC]

Oh, the puns!

I love a good pun, but a lazy pun is the worst thing in the world.

[Zunawe]

Some guy posted those papers around the school with strips that you can tear off. You know, like a babysitter ad or something like that. Anyway, they said "Tearable Puns" and each one had a different pun. I love when people do that kind of thing.

[Shadoninja]

What do you call a fire bird that can't fly?


Joaquin Phoenix [/terriblejoke]

[FSM-Reapr]

Time for a blonde girl joke!

Why couldn't the blond girl make ice?
Because she forgot the recipe.

[Yugi]

my friend sent in ten puns to win, but no pun in ten did.

[FSM-Reapr]

my friend sent in ten puns to win, but no pun in ten did.

Person 1: I entered ten puns in a pun contest.
Person 2: How many won?
Person 1: No pun in ten did.

Oh Shado how you make me laugh

*facepalm*

[Yugi]

didn't see that one

[FSM-Reapr]

What do they call someone who's married?

Dead meat.

[TheZeldaPianist275]

‎-How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?
-By telling her to read a basketball.

[BlackDragonSlayer]

‎-How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?
-By telling her to read a basketball.

...I don't get it...

EDIT: Better joke! :p

-How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?
-They moved the furniture.

[Bubbles]

‎-How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?
-By telling her to read a basketball.

Thats horrible XD But Im pretty sure she wouldve realized it was round

[TheZeldaPianist275]

...I don't get it...

EDIT: Better joke! :p

-How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?
-They moved the furniture.

Thats horrible XD But Im pretty sure she wouldve realized it was round

Don't think Bubbles gets it either.... basketballs have tons of little nubs on them.  And what does Braille consist of?

[BlackDragonSlayer]

Don't think Bubbles gets it either.... basketballs have tons of little nubs on them.  And what does Braille consist of?

But it's a ball... like Bubbles said...

And I know Braille (I think it would be quite easy to tell that that's not Braille written on the bouncy sphere, even if you're blind and deaf); interesting story behind that, actually...