Jokes

[Bloop]

My school has placed some weird chemistry/maths/physics jokes on the chemistry/maths/physics classrooms, so I'm gonna copy some of them, just because.

An infinite amount of mathematicians walk into a bar.
The first one says: "I'll order one beer, please."
The second one says: "I'll have a half."
The third one says: "I'd like a quarter."
The fourth: "I'll take an eighth"
The bartender says: "You are all idiots" and pours 2 beers.

[mikey]

 
Ah math jokes.  No other type of joke is quite as groanworthy

[Maelstrom]

My *very* Russian calc teacher when showing this photo:

"In Soviet Russia, you don't choose your rulers. You make them with what you have."

[Dude]

fixed

not really. It was better before.

[SuperFireKirby]

fixed

I'm guessing you've never heard of the Potato Famine then?

[mikey]

I'm guessing you've never heard of the Potato Famine then?

The one where all the potatoes got attacked by a protist and got poisoned?

I mean sure I guess your way works too but maybe I'm remembering 7th grade bio wrong?

[SuperFireKirby]

People died from starvation, not eating the fucking potatoes.

[Mashi]

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman?

EIGHTY-SEVEN*

*eighty-six if you throw hard enough

fixed

[K-NiGhT]

fixed

crying

[FierceDeity]

My school has placed some weird chemistry/maths/physics jokes on the chemistry/maths/physics classrooms, so I'm gonna copy some of them, just because.

An infinite amount of mathematicians walk into a bar.
The first one says: "I'll order one beer, please."
The second one says: "I'll have a half."
The third one says: "I'd like a quarter."
The fourth: "I'll take an eighth"
The bartender says: "You are all idiots" and pours 2 beers.

I thought the bartender's line was "you guys ought to know your limits"

The one where all the potatoes got attacked by a protist and got poisoned?

I mean sure I guess your way works too but maybe I'm remembering 7th grade bio wrong?

People died from starvation, not eating the fucking potatoes.

fixed

Honestly, I love the original joke, but everything about this discussion is just so much funnier

[MaestroUGC]

Some Monty Python-esque humor.

[Jub3r7]

No potato is not funny. Potato is life. When we are going to harvest, in your mind and in your heart, you feel you are going to export the potatoes and you are not going to see them anymore.
That hurts.

I guess you guys could use some context
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QiqqC_fbP1c

[ThatGamer]

Post jokes here! Make people laugh!

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[MaestroUGC]

http://forum.ninsheetmusic.org/index.php?topic=2856.msg80492#msg80492


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[ThatGamer]