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Started by SlowPokemon, November 30, 2010, 04:26:33 AM

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mikey

Quote from: Dude on February 08, 2015, 05:36:05 PMOn 2/8/2015, at 8:32 PM, (Dude) wrote:
> Why was six afraid of seven

On 2/8/2015, at 8:33 PM, (Dude) wrote:
> Because seven was a registered six offender.
I've heard that one before D:
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ZeldaFan

Quote from: Dude on February 08, 2015, 05:06:37 PMWanna know what's funnier than windows 8?

Windows 9
I got the joke :D

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Dudeman

How do you turn a violin player into a viola player?

Make them sit in the back and not play.
Quote from: braixen1264 on December 03, 2015, 03:52:29 PMDudeman's facial hair is number 1 in my book

K-NiGhT

Quote from: NocturneOfShadow on April 28, 2015, 06:48:06 PM
what are you doing stop making nsm a better place by spreading happiness

Dudeman

My mom's a violin player and loves viola jokes XD
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MaestroUGC

Quote from: Dudeman on February 08, 2015, 07:39:47 PMHow do you turn a violin player into a viola player?

Make them sit in the back and not play.
Hey, I give everyone a meaningful part. Nobody is just "sitting in the back".
Try to do everything; you're bound to succeed with at least one.

FireArrow

Except the euphonium of course.
Quote from: Dudeman on January 23, 2017, 05:35:59 PM
straight from the department of redundancy department

MaestroUGC

I have yet to find a need for the euphonium.
Try to do everything; you're bound to succeed with at least one.

Sebastian

Seriously though, Windows 10 is coming out XD
Google it :P



ThatGamer

Quote from: mariolegofan on February 08, 2015, 09:41:50 PMSeriously though, Windows 10 is coming out XD
Google it :P

Oh my...
Quote from: Altissimo on August 29, 2015, 12:00:16 PM
Since I haven't heard from her personally I don't wanna be like "YO HERE'S THE CHATROOM OK"

Jub3r7

There once was a woman who had 100 children....
She named each of them after numbers in the order they were born. There was a fire and all of them died except Forty-Three. Forty-Three went off to have kids of her own. They were very kind and loving. One day they found an injured dog. They took it home and nursed it back to health. They hid the dog and never told their mother afraid she would kick the dog out. In fact they never told anyone. To keep from arousing any suspicions they named the dog "Milkshake" so the name could be used in conversation. One day Milkshake ran away. They never saw Milkshake again. No one else knew about Milkshake. No one even knew a dog named Milkshake existed.
Only Forty-Three's kids will remember Milkshake.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
It's dangerous to go alone, take me with you! [JUB has joined the party.]

Bloop

wat even
did that dog bring all the boys to the yard?

BlackDragonSlayer

I heard that joke before, except with "Ninety" and "That" instead of "Forty-Three" and "Milkshake."
And the moral of the story: Quit while you're a head.

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Jub3r7

i think i like this version better
It's dangerous to go alone, take me with you! [JUB has joined the party.]

Saria

Quote from: Bloop on March 02, 2015, 12:56:10 AMwat even
did that dog bring all the boys to the yard?
I was thinking the same thing.
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