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Started by SlowPokemon, November 30, 2010, 04:26:33 AM

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braix

I don't get the joke. Where was the punch line?
Quote from: MaestroUGC on August 19, 2015, 12:22:27 PM
Braixen is a wonderful [insert gender] with beautiful [corresponding gender trait] and is just the darlingest at [stereotypical activity typically associated with said gender] you ever saw.

JDMEK5

#316
Rated 16+
A drunk farmer carries a sheep up to his bedroom where his wife is. "This is the ugly pig I've been having sex with," he says. "You idiot," his wife responds, "that's a sheep not a pig!" The farmer says, "Shut up. I was talking to the sheep."
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mikey

unmotivated

Saria

ak ak ak i saw that coming

oi how is that 16+ i'm 15 and that's not half as gross as some other things i've read on the internet
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Waddle Bro

literally the funniest part of that joke was the age rating

JDMEK5

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Quote from: Saria on March 07, 2015, 05:48:11 PMoi how is that 16+ i'm 15 and that's not half as gross as some other things i've read on the internet
Quote from: Waddle Bro on March 07, 2015, 06:15:11 PMliterally the funniest part of that joke was the age rating
^This.

I never claimed it was a good joke.
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BrainyLucario

i Decided against starting a new topic! I'll just unload all my puns and jokes here on this thread instead! They'll be sure To tickle your funny bones!
Why Did the ghost ride the elevator?
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to lift their spirits!!
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When given the choice between adulting and music, choose music every time.

Onionleaf

Don't forget there's always this thread to post the kind of jokes that make you go "Har Har Har... >_>"

mikey

you probably got all the jokes from sans
for real though if I hear another terrible bone pun I'm gonna lose it
unmotivated

BrainyLucario

Quote from: NocturneOfShadow on December 26, 2015, 09:07:18 PMyou probably got all the jokes from sans
for real though if I hear another terrible bone pun I'm gonna lose it
Some of them... but i actually have a lot of my own as well! Bone puns don't stay Humerus funny for long.
Caught myself there!
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braix

Friend: I stood up looking for a pencil and when I sat down it stabbed me in the ass-I'm so mad
Me: I guess one could say you're...butthurt
Quote from: MaestroUGC on August 19, 2015, 12:22:27 PM
Braixen is a wonderful [insert gender] with beautiful [corresponding gender trait] and is just the darlingest at [stereotypical activity typically associated with said gender] you ever saw.

Pianist Da Sootopolis

There aren't any more good chemistry jokes... They all Argon.
what is shitpost

Dudeman

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FireArrow

Did you know you can be at absolute zero and be 0K?
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