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Started by SlowPokemon, November 30, 2010, 04:26:33 AM

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SlowPokemon

I couldn't think of where else to put this but I couldn't not post it

What would Maelstrom be named if he was a girl

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femaelstrom
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Quote from: Tobbeh99 on April 21, 2016, 02:56:11 PM
Fuck logic, that shit is boring, lame and does not always support my opinions.

Maelstrom

That was bad and you should feel bad

braix

A dog was walking in the park with its owner at night. Soon into the walk, it saw another dog. What did the dog say to the other dog?
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Woof
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Quote from: MaestroUGC on August 19, 2015, 12:22:27 PM
Braixen is a wonderful [insert gender] with beautiful [corresponding gender trait] and is just the darlingest at [stereotypical activity typically associated with said gender] you ever saw.

AmpharosAndy

Genius, Braix. That's exactly my kind of joke XD
innit

AmpharosAndy

I'm proud of this one (which I guess says a lot about me)

My friend asked me if I'd get a chest tattoo.
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I ab-stained
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innit

ThatHiddenCharacter

Ba-dum tish!

That was so bad it was good.
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Pianist Da Sootopolis

What was Bin Laden's favorite drink?

A double Manhattan.
what is shitpost

Olimar12345

#382
Speaking of Bin Laden, I saw this on YouTube today:

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ThatHiddenCharacter

Why was Tchaikovsky ahead of his time?

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Because he was Russian the tempo!
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Maelstrom

Can this PLEASE not be the bad pun topic.

AmpharosAndy

What were you expecting?
innit

ThatHiddenCharacter

Puns are pretty much the best jokes I have. Although, I wish I could make jokes about key signatures, but every time I try they're either sharp or flat. They just don't come to me naturally.
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Dudeman

...how can a joke be sharp? ...or flat?
Quote from: braixen1264 on December 03, 2015, 03:52:29 PMDudeman's facial hair is number 1 in my book

mikey

I guess you could say his joke was pretty...
Montana B)
unmotivated

Dudeman

Quote from: braixen1264 on December 03, 2015, 03:52:29 PMDudeman's facial hair is number 1 in my book