Best Pick Up Lines

[spitllama]

"Do you mind if I hang out here until its safe back where I farted?"

[SuperFireKirby]

Hey baby, are you a computer technician? Cuz you just turned my floppy into a hard drive.

[Jub3r7]

this thread is relevant again.


Are you a baker? Cuz those are some nice buns!

[SlowPokemon]

You are the salt to my fries

[GreekGeek]

Your eyes are like the stars: sparkling and too far apart.

And one cross-culturally:
Jij hebt een opening en ik heb zin. [Dutch] (Openingszin = Pick Up Line in Dutch)
'You have an opening and I wanna do naughty stuff.
There's no real way to translate 'zin', it's like the French 'envie'.

[SuperFireKirby]

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I'm a terrible poet,
Let's have sex.

[GreekGeek]

Don't worry, babe, there are countries where they think being fat is sexy.

[Mashi]

I brought you some gift chocolates.
They're from Germany.

[Ruto]

I brought you some gift chocolates.
They're from Germany.

xD...

[Dude]

I don't get it.

[Ruto]

I don't get it.

http://translate.google.com/#de|en|gift

[DrP]

I used this one today:

"Est-ce que je peux effleurer tes seins?" [French]

[SuperFireKirby]

lol

[insaneintherain]

I was in Jazz Band today, and we came up with a fitting one:
Do you play bass? 'Cause you sure drive myband!

[dahans]

You're smelling, I am smelling, c'mon let's have a shower.
I have lost my mobile phone number, could I have yours?