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[Ruto]

so idk, maybe your professor was actually into you XD

Oh no you didn't! 1) He's married 2) I deserved that A!!!

Friend of a friend pays $5000 rent/month for a place with some penthouses and elevators. But I guess your school owns the building and it's not all coming out of your pocket. I don't care so much where I live as long as it's an education. IIRC Marie Curie lived in a tiny apartment with no heat in her college days, so she slept with all her room's furniture piled on top of her for warmth. It certaintly motivated her to try even harder and built character #dailystruggle

[Clanker37]

Straight guys are so dumb. I can't believe how obsessed they are with sex

Edit: Just in case this sounded offensive, what I mean by this is that so many guys are motivated purely by sex and they just give no thought about anything else. I hate that

I thought it was an evolutionary thing. Like male's evolutionary role is to shag anything that moves, so they do.

[SlowPokemon]

WHOA! ALRIGHT THEN! You're not a straight guy either? Not motivated by sex, Slow?

No, I kid. It's concerning how many people think about that, though, particularly men. It's not just men, though... XD

No I'm not quite straight, and I'm not motivated by sex either xD I care way more about intellectual pursuits than sex

And yeah girls are horny af too but they'll at least talk to people they aren't interested in having sex with, whereas a lot of guys won't

[MaestroUGC]

I talk to you all and I do have a vested interest in having sex with, like, at least 6 of you.

You know who you are...

[mikey]

No I'm not quite straight, and I'm not motivated by sex either xD I care way more about intellectual pursuits than sex

And yeah girls are horny af too but they'll at least talk to people they aren't interested in having sex with, whereas a lot of guys won't

I just talk to my friends
regardless of gender
of course I talk about different stuff with girls

[SlowPokemon]

I talk to you all and I do have a vested interest in having sex with, like, at least 6 of you.

You know who you are...

shit

[K-NiGhT]

I talk to you all and I do have a vested interest in having sex with, like, at least 6 of you.

You know who you are...

my room. 10 PM sharp.

be there.

[FierceDeity]

shag

Sorry, it's just that when I realize that people in other countries actually use words I only know from Austin Powers, I get kind of excited...

[Bubbles]

shit

my room. 10 PM sharp.

be there.

Well now we know 3 of the 6

[Yugi]

Well now we know 3 of the 6

care to make it a foursome

[Kman96]

Sorry, it's just that when I realize that people in other countries actually use words I only know from Austin Powers, I get kind of excited...

<3

[MaestroUGC]

my room. 10 PM sharp.

be there.

Haha, nonono. You will be ready for the sex when I say so. When I say "Drop 'em", you should already be naked.

care to make it a foursome

Now, now, folks. There's plenty of Maestro to go around.

If you know what I mean...

[Clanker37]

There's plenty of Maestro to go around.

If you know what I mean...

Oh yes. How we know...

[Ruto]

Heracles did 50 in one night and got everyone pregnant with sons somehow.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heracles#Affairs

[MaestroUGC]

And people call that impressive?

I call it a warm-up.

Alright, that's enough of that for now.