The Drinking Game Game

[FSM-Reapr]

In this game, you have to invent plausible/funny drinking games. I'll start:
Take a shot every time you find a wild Pokémon.

[Bespinben]

Take a shot every time someone sincerely refers to Zelda as "he".

[blueflower999]

Take a shot every time somebody arranges "Ballad of the Goddess"
Take a shot every time Shadowkirby posts "gogogo" in this thread
Take a shot every time I have to stab a Darknut in Zelda II before it dies.

[Olimar12345]

Take a shot every time Link says "WELL EXCUUUUUSE ME, PRINCESS!".

[fingerz]

Take a shot every time Navi says "Hey! Listen!"

[FSM-Reapr]

Take a shot when you find out that the stairs are in the last room you haven't gone in PMD.

[Zunawe]

Take a shot any time Mashi uses any form of the word frivolous.

[Nebbles]

Take a shot any time Bowser decides to kidnap Peach.

[BlackDragonSlayer]

HoMM III: Take a shot for every level 7 unit the opponent has... or doesn't have... 

[Nebbles]

Take a shot every time the world "friendship" is mentioned in Kingdom Hearts.

[FSM-Reapr]

Take a shot everytime I make a new topic that already exists.

[Bloop]

Take a shot every time when somebody in this thread tells you to take a shot.

[Nebbles]

Take a shot every time you get screwed over in a dungeon in the PMD games.

[Dudeman]

Take a shot whenever the princess is in another castle.

[fabbemannen]

Take a shot whenever the princess is in another castle.

Take a shot whenever Mario takes one after he found out that the princess was in another castle