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Ironic Wish Granting The Sequel

Started by FSM-Reapr, July 28, 2012, 07:20:53 AM

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Zunawe

A new breed of pigs are born which have cleavers for hooves and are dubbed "porkchops". They come and murder you.

I wish for a Jirachi so I can make lotsa wishes.
You know you've been playing too much Dragon Quest when you're afraid your Hershey's Kisses are going to flee.

I program things

BlackDragonSlayer

Quote from: Zunawe on August 01, 2012, 03:44:56 PMA new breed of pigs are born which have cleavers for hooves and are dubbed "porkchops". They come and murder you.

I wish for a Jirachi so I can make lotsa wishes.

The Jirachi has 998 more years to sleep before it wakes up and starts granting wishes.

I wish for the truth!!!!
And the moral of the story: Quit while you're a head.

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blueflower999

Granted.


I wish I didn't need a Gmail account to have a Youtube one.
Bulbear! Blueflower999

BlackDragonSlayer

Quote from: blueflower999 on August 01, 2012, 07:39:27 PMI wish I didn't need a Gmail account to have a Youtube one.


Granted: Now you need accounts on twenty other sites... but not on Gmail! :D

I wish for a black forest cake like in Portal. :P
And the moral of the story: Quit while you're a head.

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Dudeman

Granted. The cake is a lie.

I wish for a better video card for my computer.
Quote from: braixen1264 on December 03, 2015, 03:52:29 PMDudeman's facial hair is number 1 in my book

BlackDragonSlayer

Quote from: Dudeman on August 02, 2012, 12:33:25 PMGranted. The cake is a lie.

I wish for a better video card for my computer.

Granted; the video card is so amazing that it fries your computer... but not before frying your eyes.  :o  :-X

I wish to be able to code properly!
And the moral of the story: Quit while you're a head.

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K-NiGhT

#51
Granted. You lose the use of your arms and legs.
Quote from: NocturneOfShadow on April 28, 2015, 06:48:06 PM
what are you doing stop making nsm a better place by spreading happiness

BlackDragonSlayer

Quote from: K-NiGhT on August 02, 2012, 01:55:40 PMGranted. You lose the use of your arms.

It's a good thing I can still use my feet... :P
And the moral of the story: Quit while you're a head.

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FSM-Reapr

I wish that NSM will never be gone! <3

BlackDragonSlayer

Quote from: FSM-Reapr on August 03, 2012, 07:41:33 AMI wish that NSM will never be gone! <3

In the year 3025, the nearly-abandoned site is used as the "base" of cyber terrorists, a testing area for destructive code that could potentially bring down the futuristic, computer-reliant, humans.
I wish for a green thumb with plants! :P
And the moral of the story: Quit while you're a head.

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FSM-Reapr

Granted, now you have a green thumb to suck. :P

TheZeldaPianist275

I wish for all horses to look like the one in my avatar.

Zunawe

Granted. All horses are shot on the spot because people who are too serious about life find them offensive and scary.

I wish summer break was longer.
You know you've been playing too much Dragon Quest when you're afraid your Hershey's Kisses are going to flee.

I program things

FSM-Reapr

Granted, however you have to leave to the North Pole to visit Kman. ;)

I wish that I wouldn't be nervous.

BlackDragonSlayer

Quote from: FSM-Reapr on August 05, 2012, 07:17:02 PMGranted, however you have to leave to the North Pole to visit Kman. ;)

I wish that I wouldn't be nervous.

Granted; now you are so relaxed that you don't notice (and, by extension, don't fret about) the apocalypse until the last few seconds. :P

I wish for LEGO Legend of Zelda.
And the moral of the story: Quit while you're a head.

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