He is so fat... Jokes

[Sebastian]

I thought this would be kinda fun.
Put a joke starting with He is so fat...finish the sentence. Simple as that!


 He is so fat a picture of him fell of the wall

 He is so fat He has a wanted poster on all the restaurants in town

 He is so fat that at a restaurant when they give him the menu, he replies: "Yes please"

 He is so fat every time he puts an apple in her mouth, people try to roast him

 He is so fat his belly jiggle is the first ever perpetual motion machine

 He is so fat his belt is actually the equator

 He is so fat his cereal bowl came with a lifeguard

Your turn!

[Yugi]

No.

[Nebbles]

Absolutely not. Fat jokes/shaming isn't funny.

[Dude]

he is so fat, he's mariolegofan

[KefkaticFanatic]

As other members have made clear, this is not an ok topic.