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Shadowkirby talks about movies!!!

Started by EFitTrainr, November 13, 2015, 09:41:11 AM

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EFitTrainr

THE SUPAR MARYO BROTHERS

ONCE UPON A TIME, DINOSAURS WERE JUST WALKING THROUGH THE DESERT, WHEN...

BOOM! THEY WERE KILLED BY SPACE!!!11!

THEN, LIKE A BAJILLION YEARS LATER, IT WAS NEW YORK!!!!
AND THERE WAS SOME BABY WHO CAME FROM AN EGG BUT LOOKED LIKE A PERSON, BUT SHE'S NOT IMPORTANT.

THEN SOME FAT DUDE WAS ALL LIKE "HEY LUIGI!" (THE FAT DUDE WAS MARIO!)

THEN LUIGI WHO DIDN'T LOOK LIKE LUIGI BECAUSE HE DIDN'T HAVE A MUSTACHE WAS ALL LIKE "WHATS UP MARIO IM TRYNA WATCH THE TV"

THEN MARIO WAS ALL LIKE "PLUMBING"

SO THEY WENT TO DO PLUMBING!!!

BUT THE SCAPLERS GOT THERE FIRST!!!

SO THEN THEY WENT TO SEE DINOSAUR BONES IN THE MIDDLE OF NEW YORK!

AND THEN LUIGIS GIRLFRIEND WHO HE JUST MET GOT KIDNAPPED BY EVIL TERRORISTS FROM UNDERGROUND

SO THEN MARIO AND LUIGI WENT UNDERGROUND TO FOLLOW THEM

AND THEY FOUND THE DINOSAURS WHO DIED!!

BUT THEY DIDN'T ACTUALLY DIE

AND THEN SOME THINGS HAPPENED WITH DOORS, FLOORS, AND DINOSAUR, AND MARIO MARIO AND LUIGI MARIO GOT THESE MAGIC SHOES THAT LET THEM JUMP REALLY HIGH!

AND THEN THEY SHOT THE EVIL DINOSAUR KING AND HE EXPLODED!!

AND THAT WAS THE END FOR A WHILE

UNTIL!!!!!

OH, WAIT.

IT WAS THE END.

THE END.

I like food.

EFitTrainr

ONCE UPON A TIME,

A LADY WAS JUST TEACHING AT A SCHOOL WHEN SUDDENLY!

SHE HAD TO GO TO THE DOCTPR'S!!!

THEN SHE DROVE HER MOTORCYCLE INTO A BLUE BOX WITH REALLY GOOD CGI!!

BUT THERE WAS A GUY IN THE BLUE BOX AND HE DRESSED REALLY WEIRDLY1

THEN HE WAS ALL LIKE "GERONIMO WE'RE TAKING OFF

BUT OH WAIT THE ENGINES AREN'T ON"

THEN HE REALIZED HIS BLUE BOX WAS BEING CARRIED BY A HELICOPTER!

IT TOOK THEM TO A MUSEUM WHERE THERE WAS A PAINTING!

BUT IT WASN'T ACTUALLY A PAINTING!

THEN, ONCE UPON ANOTHER TIME,

AN OLD MAN WAS JUST WALKING THROUGH THE DESERT, WHEN HE FOUND A BARN!

THEN HE STARTED LOOKING AT A BOX WHICH WAS ALSO A LADY BUT IT WAS ALSO A BOX!

THEN THE SKY THREW A FEZ AT HIM

THEN ONCE UPON THE FIRST TIME FROM EARLIER WITH THE WEIRD GUY AND THE TEACHER LADY,

THEY FOUND ANOTHER PAINTING!

THIS ONE WAS ACTUALLY A PAINTING!

THEN, THERE WAS A SKINNY GUY IN ENGLAND IN A LONG TIME AGO

HE WAS WITH A QUEEEN!

THEN THE HORSE TRIED TO KILL HIM AND THEN HE FOUND A FEZ TOO

THEN BACK TO THE FIRST TIME YET AGAIN WEIRD GUY WENT BEHIND THE PAINTING AND FOUND A FEZ AND BROKEN PAINTINGS

THEN HE MAGICALLY FOUND SKINNY AND THEN THEY BOTH FOUND OLDY!!

BUT WIERDY, SKINNY, AND OLDY WERE ALL THE SAME PERSON!

THEN THEY GOT KIDNAPPED BY SOLDIERS FROM THE TOWN OF UK!!

BUT THEN THEY ESCAPED AND SAVED THE DAY

THEN THEY DID SOME WEIRD THING WITH OLDYS BOX AND THEN THEY ALL FLEW THEIR OWN BOXES AROUND A PLANET TO BLOW IT UP!

BUT IT DIDN'T ACTUALLY BLOW UP!!

AND THEN SOME BORING UNEXCITING UNCOOL THING HAPPENED WITH SOME OLD GUY WHO LITERALLY NO ONE CARES ABOUT AND THAT WAS

THE END
I like food.

Yug_Guy

Man, the new Star Wars movie is sounding great so far!