Comedy 101 - Dudeman is in this class and Nebbles smells like a forgotten sock.

Started by MaestroUGC, February 25, 2015, 06:01:47 PM

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mikey

Hey, you know what's funny?
Pratfalls.  Pratfalls are super funny.
unmotivated

braix

Quote from: NocturneOfShadow on February 25, 2015, 08:43:01 PMHey, you know what's funny?
Pratfalls.  Pratfalls are super funny.
Yeah you failed
Quote from: MaestroUGC on August 19, 2015, 12:22:27 PM
Braixen is a wonderful [insert gender] with beautiful [corresponding gender trait] and is just the darlingest at [stereotypical activity typically associated with said gender] you ever saw.

AwesomeYears


Jub3r7

i shall observe and not participate in one of the remaining sluts.
It's dangerous to go alone, take me with you! [JUB has joined the party.]

MaestroUGC

Lesson 1

Class is cancelled, come back tomorrow.
Try to do everything; you're bound to succeed with at least one.

Latios212

Amazing... I'm glad I'm getting my money's worth!
My arrangements and YouTube channel!

Quote from: Dudeman on February 22, 2016, 10:16:37 AM
who needs education when you can have WAIFUS!!!!!

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turtle

King Sammer

Oh ho! What a performance! And what exotic garb you drape yourself in, challenger!

mikey

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braix

Well "tomorrow" could mean "next year" and he did say "whenever I feel like it"
Quote from: MaestroUGC on August 19, 2015, 12:22:27 PM
Braixen is a wonderful [insert gender] with beautiful [corresponding gender trait] and is just the darlingest at [stereotypical activity typically associated with said gender] you ever saw.

MaestroUGC

Lesson 1-A
Subverting Expectations

Comedy is preparing the audience for outcome A, but then delivering outcome B instead.

"I went to the doctor the other day because I had a sharp pain in my leg. The doctor had asked me 'What happened?' and I told him 'My wife stabbed me in the leg.'
'Why did she do that?'
'Well, she was in the kitchen preparing dinner, and I had asked her 'Are those chicken thighs you're making?' and then she stabbed me in the leg.'
'Ouch, that's rough, but why would she stab you for that?'
'Well, I tend to make fun of her cooking, and she was actually just making a smoothie.'
'One joke too many?'
'I guess, but she kept yelling at me until the ambulance drove me away.'
'About you making fun of her food?'
'No, about me cheating on her.'"

See in the above, horribly written example of a comedic story? I set you all up to expect some sort of food-related pun or punch-line to the stabbing, but I subverted your expectations by having the punch-line be about infidelity.

Don't cheat on your loved ones, or else you'll be stabbed in the leg.

Now can anyone tell me how I really taught you this lesson?
Try to do everything; you're bound to succeed with at least one.

BlackDragonSlayer

Quote from: MaestroUGC on February 26, 2015, 10:02:15 PMNow can anyone tell me how I really taught you this lesson?
No, I don't think I can. But I can tell you that my wife is cheating on me, and so I stabbed her in the leg. am i doing this right
And the moral of the story: Quit while you're a head.

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AwesomeYears

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Quote from: BlackDragonSlayer on February 27, 2015, 12:15:24 AMNo, I don't think I can. But I can tell you that my wife is cheating on me, and so I stabbed her in the leg. am i doing this right
5 points to Gryffindor!

mikey

not sure if joke or excuse for procrastination
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Sebastian




Nebbles

Chicken thighs don't make good smoothies, and come with a side dish of knives.
Quote from: Dudeman on April 13, 2016, 04:54:04 PM
- Nebbles, the beauty with the heart of frozen steel