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Author Topic: Comedy 101 - Dudeman is in this class and Nebbles smells like a forgotten sock.  (Read 8144 times)

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Re: Comedy 101 - Dudeman is in this class
« Reply #15 on: February 26, 2015, 05:43:01 AM »

Hey, you know what's funny?
Pratfalls.  Pratfalls are super funny.
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Re: Comedy 101 - Dudeman is in this class
« Reply #16 on: February 26, 2015, 05:46:04 AM »

Hey, you know what's funny?
Pratfalls.  Pratfalls are super funny.
Yeah you failed
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Re: Comedy 101 - Dudeman is in this class
« Reply #17 on: February 26, 2015, 08:18:04 AM »

In  :D
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Re: Comedy 101 - Dudeman is in this class
« Reply #18 on: February 26, 2015, 08:45:10 AM »

i shall observe and not participate in one of the remaining sluts.
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Re: Comedy 101 - Dudeman is in this class
« Reply #19 on: February 27, 2015, 12:18:08 AM »

Lesson 1

Class is cancelled, come back tomorrow.
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Re: Comedy 101 - Dudeman is in this class
« Reply #20 on: February 27, 2015, 12:19:33 AM »

Amazing... I'm glad I'm getting my money's worth!
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Re: Comedy 101 - Dudeman is in this class
« Reply #21 on: February 27, 2015, 02:19:44 AM »

Lesson 1

Class is cancelled, come back tomorrow.
No! Maestro... WHY!?
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Re: Comedy 101 - Dudeman is in this class
« Reply #22 on: February 27, 2015, 05:47:45 AM »

procrastination is funny
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Re: Comedy 101 - Dudeman is in this class
« Reply #23 on: February 27, 2015, 05:52:23 AM »

Well "tomorrow" could mean "next year" and he did say "whenever I feel like it"
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Re: Comedy 101 - Dudeman is in this class
« Reply #24 on: February 27, 2015, 07:02:15 AM »

Lesson 1-A
Subverting Expectations

Comedy is preparing the audience for outcome A, but then delivering outcome B instead.

"I went to the doctor the other day because I had a sharp pain in my leg. The doctor had asked me 'What happened?' and I told him 'My wife stabbed me in the leg.'
'Why did she do that?'
'Well, she was in the kitchen preparing dinner, and I had asked her 'Are those chicken thighs you're making?' and then she stabbed me in the leg.'
'Ouch, that's rough, but why would she stab you for that?'
'Well, I tend to make fun of her cooking, and she was actually just making a smoothie.'
'One joke too many?'
'I guess, but she kept yelling at me until the ambulance drove me away.'
'About you making fun of her food?'
'No, about me cheating on her.'"

See in the above, horribly written example of a comedic story? I set you all up to expect some sort of food-related pun or punch-line to the stabbing, but I subverted your expectations by having the punch-line be about infidelity.

Don't cheat on your loved ones, or else you'll be stabbed in the leg.

Now can anyone tell me how I really taught you this lesson?
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Re: Comedy 101 - Dudeman is in this class
« Reply #25 on: February 27, 2015, 09:15:24 AM »

Now can anyone tell me how I really taught you this lesson?
No, I don't think I can. But I can tell you that my wife is cheating on me, and so I stabbed her in the leg. am i doing this right
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Re: Comedy 101 - Dudeman is in this class
« Reply #26 on: February 27, 2015, 09:26:34 AM »

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No, I don't think I can. But I can tell you that my wife is cheating on me, and so I stabbed her in the leg. am i doing this right
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Re: Comedy 101 - Dudeman is in this class
« Reply #27 on: February 27, 2015, 02:15:43 PM »

not sure if joke or excuse for procrastination
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Re: Comedy 101 - Dudeman is in this class
« Reply #28 on: February 27, 2015, 03:37:53 PM »

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Re: Comedy 101 - Dudeman is in this class
« Reply #29 on: February 27, 2015, 04:10:32 PM »

Chicken thighs don't make good smoothies, and come with a side dish of knives.
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