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Started by Latios212, August 31, 2015, 09:25:47 PM

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Latios212

Feeling clever*, are you?


*Criminally bad puns are subject to possible bans.
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#1
All he wanted to do was juggle. It is too bad he did not have the balls.  ;)
Have you read the "Great Gastly" by F. Scott Fitzgerald?
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All these puns are onix-ceptable!
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Quote from: Dudeman on January 23, 2017, 05:35:59 PM
straight from the department of redundancy department

Nebbles

What do you call a sleepwalking nun?

A Roman Catholic!
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straight from the department of redundancy department

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BrainyLucario

Anyone heard about the scarecrow who got promoted to the supermarket,
because he was OUTSTANDING in his field
When given the choice between adulting and music, choose music every time.

braix

Have you heard about the guy that kept making puns?
He got his head chopped off.

Do we have an anti-joke thread
Quote from: MaestroUGC on August 19, 2015, 12:22:27 PMBraixen is a wonderful [insert gender] with beautiful [corresponding gender trait] and is just the darlingest at [stereotypical activity typically associated with said gender] you ever saw.

Dude

holy shit how many joke topics do we fucking need

braix

Quote from: Dude on December 27, 2015, 04:00:21 PMholy shit how many joke topics do we fucking need
more than enough
Quote from: MaestroUGC on August 19, 2015, 12:22:27 PMBraixen is a wonderful [insert gender] with beautiful [corresponding gender trait] and is just the darlingest at [stereotypical activity typically associated with said gender] you ever saw.

BrainyLucario

Would you rather have them spread throughout the other threads? Puns are different than jokes. This is why there is also a joke thread.
When given the choice between adulting and music, choose music every time.

braix

Quote from: BrainyLucario on December 27, 2015, 05:11:31 PMPuns are different than jokes.

I can confirm this, because:
Quote from: SlowPokemon on January 29, 2014, 09:55:18 PMFor something to be a joke, it has to be funny
Quote from: MaestroUGC on August 19, 2015, 12:22:27 PMBraixen is a wonderful [insert gender] with beautiful [corresponding gender trait] and is just the darlingest at [stereotypical activity typically associated with said gender] you ever saw.

mastersuperfan

What did the rabbit give to his girlfriend? A 14 carrot ring!

What do you call 99 rabbits moving backwards? A receding hair line!

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