TWG LXXXVII: The Amoeba Wand

fank009 · January 29, 2016, 10:53:33 AM

Quote from: BrainyLucario on January 29, 2016, 05:32:33 AMYou should search me.

yikes... you know its stupid thoughts like this that make us waste our search warrants.

mikey · January 29, 2016, 10:57:23 AM

Quote from: BrainyLucario on January 29, 2016, 05:32:33 AMYou should search me.

Quote from: E. Gadd Industries on January 29, 2016, 05:38:39 AMAt some point during the night, a gun went off, and TheMarioPianist's Search Warrant didn't slow down the bullet. He had two lives. He is now dead. Good night... *Luigi's Mansion Game Over music plays*

Quote from: BrainyLucario on January 29, 2016, 05:40:19 AMNooo! I needed someone to prove that I was innocent!

timing

Quote from: fank009 on January 29, 2016, 10:46:39 AMAlso timing....

Dudeman · January 29, 2016, 11:04:43 AM

Brainy's still a bit of a noob; I'm not surprised that he went fishing for a human claim. No one likes waiting for someone to confirm them human.

Then again...six minutes between that post and the gunshot...and two minutes between the gunshot and the response...it does smell fishy.

fank009 · January 29, 2016, 11:11:30 AM

in the chat for those that want.

BrainyLucario · January 29, 2016, 11:25:26 AM

How in the world does that seem fishy? If the wolf saw that post, they might have done that to keep me in suspicion. I also was online when the post was updated, so I naturally responded quickly. Someone has a 1-up mushroom, so if you did get one, keep it private. You don't need the wolf on your back

Dudeman · January 29, 2016, 11:26:14 AM

Quote from: BrainyLucario on January 29, 2016, 11:25:26 AMSomeone has a 1-up mushroom, so if you did get one, keep it private. You don't need the wolf on your back

...what brings this up...?

BrainyLucario · January 29, 2016, 11:34:00 AM

If i'm probably going to be eliminated, i wanted to be as helpful to everyone as I can. They/he/she need(s) to use it on theirselvem/themselves. no one but fank is confirmed yet..

Dudeman · January 29, 2016, 11:38:13 AM

Why are you so certain that someone has a 1up? The items are randomized.

...wait, is there only one copy of each item going around?

BrainyLucario · January 29, 2016, 11:41:49 AM

I'm not certain there is. And the item you get is determined by random number generation ,according to E. Gadd. So there is a possibility of two,3, even 4 One-up's could be out there. I unfortunately got a lousy antidote,

Dudeman · January 29, 2016, 11:45:59 AM

So...why are you saying that someone "has" a one-up mushroom?

mikey · January 29, 2016, 11:51:54 AM

I'd like to wolf Dudeman.

Dudeman · January 29, 2016, 11:52:44 AM

......I'm so confused right now

mikey · January 29, 2016, 11:58:21 AM

oh frick
ignore that it's a joke

BrainyLucario · January 29, 2016, 12:26:04 PM

Quote from: Dudeman on January 29, 2016, 11:45:59 AMSo...why are you saying that someone "has" a one-up mushroom?

I have connections...

E. Gadd Industries · January 29, 2016, 05:35:33 PM

*Nightly News theme plays*
This just in: Police tape surrounds the local graveyard as officers investigate the exhumation of the corpse of TheMarioPianist. It appears that the body was brutally attacked by some large creature or other at some point during the night. More details as the story develops. In other news, local residents awoke last night to the sound of an attack seeming to come from the house of Fank009. The shrieks were immediately followed by a silence, and then sightings of a "large, hairy creature that made a beeline toward the woods," as local resident Dudeman claimed. Residents are encouraged to lock all entrances to their houses, and not to be out at night. If you have any news relating to the attacks, you are encouraged to contact local authorities as soon as possible. This has been E. Gadd Industries with your Nightly News: Events of the Dark. Be sure to tune in for the evening edition at 5:00 PM PST on 1/31/16 (which is 1:00 AM that next morning GMT)