Local man invests life savings into turnips. When asked whether it was a wise decision he responded, "Eh. I'm sure someone will buy them."
You mean a thing that happened some time ago is older now and it's suddenly dawning on you that an equal amount of time has passed for you as well? How revolutionary.
Braixen is a wonderful [insert gender] with beautiful [corresponding gender trait] and is just the darlingest at [stereotypical activity typically associated with said gender] you ever saw.
Dudeman's facial hair is number 1 in my book
I honestly think that'll you'll have to get a new one:( If anything I would try to find somewhere to get it checked out. I recommend Best Buy if possible.
Well, this is their first post so I think some slack should be given
This is their 2nd post. The first was deleted because it was basically spam.